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Charier Vinson and tUfa T"ited her rarenta Mr. and Mrs. W'zx Fall In Ulgsc-T Township last Sun-Jar, The ?o-U. people Lave cnjoyd bkatiii t.-n tts iond for ths tat Tcsk :.rr. and .Mri VTarren Ilallock, entertained her slsttr 3Ira. Ca?r of Inuiatiapoi:?, uTer blur. 1 :r. Chester Thomas, o Bar tholornstt' Conntr, vi-;ited his father, A. W. Thomas last vetk D. II. Zikgler and v.dfc, Wra. Fall and family and W;n. Vinson &psat Xmas uitih Charley Vinson. Joe fit'di(.dl and v;lla visited her moth&r, Jir?. ('!. V.. Fpauldin?, last Sundav.

1 1 3 1 1 1 " ;i : , i -u"-, I It 2 i i l. I'.k ? -...ri b u W a S u .u S id - r. i r - . i ? , 1 Thrca Coolers Return From America to Begin Active He a! Ill Campaign Amc-ig Women. ALL AGENCIES . COMBINE. Amer'.cn V. W. C. A. Will Support Women's Pa it of Chinese Health Caivsprdgn 3 Part of Vorfd Scrvic.2 Frocrasi, As a rt :;:it of tho Y. W. C. A. International V-nfercr:CO of Women Phy!c!ar.5, held during Koitnder and October, Chitioo woincji aro to have n far-re:uh;:!ir 1 oaUh j-.rovam. Dr. Ida Ihd:::, It. I.i r.i-Ca and Dr. Dau, throe of C!.h.a"? half hundred women iliyic:aiis, who attended this HIR IDA KAilN URGES CHINESE WOMEN TO WORK. conference, r.re to take an active part in promoting this l.calth program for women which will he the. share of the Y. V. C. A. In the big health movement in China. The funds fr cc-tr-bllshins these health centers, for demonstrations ot how to care for babies, for health lectures for the women, for babies' dispensaries and for a general educational campaign, will be raised by the American Y. W. C. A. as part of its program of world service for women and jdrh in 1020. Dr. Ida Knhn, In a recent appeal to modern Chinese women said, "Let our women of education in Peking and elsewhere g-ather themselves together to work for the schools, Iteti Cross and Y. W. C. A., and everything else which bespeaks the betterment of the conntry, instead of staying at home to playpoker and 'sparrow, and going out to attend endless dinners, tea parties and dances. "Let us rally our forces and help the V. 4. 1.11. I . W i son cannot accomplish much, hut one or two hundred millions of women can work wonders. Let us go back to a mora Spartan-Khe simplicity of living and let r.-s build up Fecial .service until every city in China id .sanitary, every section of the town lias its proper .schools, and every child, whether boy or girl, is sent to each schools. True 'social service brines democracy in Its train, and we who are citizens cf a new republic can help to make It truly I great by preaching and living democracy all the time. Y'kr rot ienrn to I do our household duties, deeming it j effeminate to be waited upon by maids and slave t''.ls all the. time? "The status of women in China, while leaving much" to be desired, still is c"dte lu-peful when we consider that :-hc i just emerging Into the sisterhood cf the r.atior.s.- Our men caa depend upon us to hear the burdens of the day, for nowhere is there a more Industrie'.;, dilig.-rt and persevering K ? try on ;he ns-eds cf lior fellow country ' women, in the interests cf the Y. YV. , C. A. rd'.'cnthM-.rd Campaign which ! plans to ac-iaint people with all phases of . W. O. A. work In tha United States, South America, China, ! Japan, India and Ihiropo. This edacational tanmalen will be followed by i an active ctVort to raise the $3,C-j0,CO needed for service for women throughout the world. 4

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fdoving-Picture Director Wa TaJClng tio Chances crt Mia Fl;ht8ft "Stall irs 3" en Hlfft. II oi7 Jim Parage, an expn:lliit, was goaded Into a real fUtS r&-.ct all by the wiles of a clTer ntcrlf-r.'e-ture director is recounted by CfSif-Tt Corry, in Everybody's, The TTRtcT says: "Savage 13 an cx-ptigillst whi had been engaged to do ft filkt ics,S.i for one of the companies. He la a TA. powerful man, and it was raspected that he would rely on hba ring knowledge and try to avoid InjLarins lii4 assailants. The director determined to force Savage to lose LU temper and fight in earnest: " 'YCe will rehearse the scene today, ho said. 'Tomorrow we will slioot It "Savage began with a grin. But when six men try their best to hit yoti wherever it will hurt, even the -most even-tempered man is apt to lose complete control. Before two minutes had passed Savage was fighting with all his might. At three minutes he had a black eye and a badly swollen lip. At four minutes he began to roar find throw furniture at the six. When the camera finally ceased clicMng, two of the six were completely 'cut' and another was on the loor unable to get np. It took all the strength of tht stags hands to pull the now thoroughly angered men apart. " 'So that was a rehearsal was ltf asked Savage thickly. 'When do we have the fight?' " 'It is all over,' said the director complacently." EIGHTEEN YEARS IN BUILDIFIG Immense Drydock at Pearl Harbor Finally Completed Important United States Naval Base. For 73 years the United States government officially has recognizee the strategic position of Its great Pearl Harbor naval base, the massive drydock of which officially was opened by Secretary of the Navy Daniels La August, writes a Honolulu correspondent of the Portland Oregoniau. President Tyler in 1842 gave fQrmal notice to all European government! that the United States never would consent to their occupying Hawaii or establishing in any of the islands a naval or military base through purchase or otherwise. The policy was reiterated later by Daniel Webster when he was secretary of state, by James G. Blaine and by President McKinley. In 1SSG the United States, through a treaty with King Kalakaua, then ruler of the islands, gained the right to establish what has become thw Pearl Harbor base. Twelve years later the United States annexed the islands. Two years after the t the annexation surveys were begun for the great drydock Just tTow completed. Planned a Surprise. After being married a short timf I decided to surprise my husband velXk some of my lovely bread. So 1 bated five loaves, which ftdt arid looked more like brick than bread. In a pante 1 buried it, thinking that would i"n3 my mistake. But next morning Came Mr. Neighbor with a loaf of my bread whielihs had plowed up in his field, and handed it to my husband, saying It surely came from a newly wed, and we being the only newcomer in tome years I had to plead guilty. I can never forget how I felt, as I certainly Sid surprise my husband. A dog had carried it from my hiding place to hia ftfr future use. Chicago Tribune. The Unusual One. A Hoosler minister recently decided that the parsonage needed a new coat of paint. Straightway he went to one of the deacons of the church with the request. The deacon eyed htm sternly at the close of his speech. ,;Tbe preacher who was here before yffa painted the whole house out of his own pocket," he said meaningly. The minister looked his amazement. But. my dear man," he began Incredulously. "I couldn't do that. Yea see I don't carry paint in my poc'kett. They're too full of sermons.". He Knew. The new principal tried very bard to make herself popular with the children, large and small alike. And she thought the best way to do 80 was to know each, or at least to seem to do so. But oue little third-grader fouud her out and upon her next visit to hla room raised his hand. lliss Principal, I know why you call cH th little children 'honey-' and 'deaf all the time," he said. 'It's 'cause yea catTt remember their names and you don't want them to find you out.' Outside Help. "Personally, I don't believe grocers ever put sand in their sugar." "They don't have to around here," answered old Sir. Putterby. "What with nutymobHes an one thins an another zippin through Chlgg ersvtlle from sunup to dark, all a groceryman's got to do is to leave the cover off his sugar barrel an' let it accumulate." Bi rri in than Age-Herald. Hard to Decide. "Eyes Tested While You YTelt" a simi reads in a downtown window. The other day a man stood In front cf the optometrist's window end was beard to say : "I don't know what to do either I can have them tested while I wait, or I can leave them hem and call fcr Seta later." Indianapolis News.

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