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An' TTj coil d ! Yes, lir, "we eonlcl. 7rhen I co 3 to rotiet it, the f.r:--r ihead of as was a kind of fogy-Iookin' thing, and only half hid &yihir,-j thit wea I; : hind it Bnt it jnst fis . ranch like a naa as you be, Kii' you'd a said tho ezzzz thir j i you'd a .seen it The train stopped. An then, sir, what d'ye think happened ? Well, bit, that thing just grew thinner an' thinner, till it seemed to blend right in with the fog that was all around it, e I the fust we L.new- 'tvatj jrc-ne 1 "It was a ghost!" said Jimmy, in a whisper. "I knew Bomethia was a go-In to happen, 'causa I felt so queer Eke." They come a crowdia up -to find why I'd, stopped . the train,' an I swear I never felt bo kind o queer sn foolish aa I did when . I told 'em , what I'd seen 'catiso I knew they dida't b'leeve in ghosts, most likely, an they'd think I was drunk or crazy. " He see it, too," sea I, a pointin' to Jimmy. " Yea, 'fore God, I did," sea Jimmy, aa solemn as if he was a witness on the stand. "This is a pretty how-d'ye-do," eez the conductor, who didn't b'leeve we'd seen anything.' "I'm eurprised at you, Connell ; I thought you waa a man o' sense," "I thought bo, too," sea I, " but I can't help what I Bee. ... If I waa a dyin' this minr it I'd swear I eee a man on the track, or leastwise the ghost of "one." " T thought 'twas a real man -when I whistled." - - - "An' so would I," sez Jimmy. The conductor couldn't help eeein' that we was .in earnest, an' b'leeved what we said. " Take a lantern an go along the track," sez he, to some o the men. " An they did. An' what d'ye s'poeo they found ? Well, eir, they found the rails all tore up jeet at the spot where the train would a shot over the bluff into the river if it had a gone on ! Yes, sir; they found that,' an' I tel you there! was some pretty solem'-lookin faces when it got among the passengers how near we'd been to death. conductor, " but I b'leeve you see somethin', Connell, an' you've saved a precious lot o' lives. That's a sure thing." Well, sir, they went tohuntin 'round, an they found a lot o tools an' things that the men who'd tore up the rails had left in a hurry, when they found the train wasn't goin' over the bluff as they'd expected. An' they found, too, when it come light, the body o' the man whose business it was to see to the curve, where it had been hid away after bem murdered. An' that man was the man whose ghost we had seen. Yes, sir. He'd come to warn us o' the danger ahead after the men had killed him, an was a waitin' for us to go over the rocks to destruction. , An' he'd saved US. :' I found out af terwErd that there was a lot o money on board, an I s'pose the men who tore up the track knew it. .. So that's my ghost story, an it's a true, one, sir. .' SBIOCTOSr, Wis. JCZFS M VJEJt T WUIZMIZ. The most prominent and remarkable biographical result of the recent investi gations is the final establishment of the fact Hi at the distribution of living beingB hps no d-p tlx limit; bat that animals of. all the marine invertebrate climes, and probably fishes also, exist over the whole floor of the oecua, and seme of the me t intreftiug problems vhi.-h are now before us have reference io the nature and distribution cf the i?-p-c:i fanua aod to its relaticns with tl3 fiana cf a shallower water, b1 trllh iha f rr of past periods ia the crth'a II Tho fuam at great dep;h3 was foaaa to be rt-aiaxkably uniform. UcIcj cf masy famiiiAr genera, and iiezzly idliad to thorn found ia thrill dt xtz'.zt, wtre takeu ia the deejwst haul, m that it would feera thst the cacrniccs pr:rr:, the u!St 4hulc;5, and tha dhT..r;: j La the eheiaieiil and j hyLicrd condiioaa cf the ir:';r, c- 1 ii t': pr:; :r!': iff f i cuihune l f-e, dc-cr.dir j T.pca Each extrrr:? ecadillca.i, da t:ih;":M iLie to any grv ez.t:ah Oci-ss if A : .... i 13 I :3 ' r r i ) i 3 " i ;

PAOLI, ORANGE CO., niocztArmcAL. Pj:or. giz, tl 3 l;io fiullrh&l natural;:.?;, ytj-s cf I i ' :h cjin, born m awh-rz?.-l in l.17,'cr.: Clzi ia C.'s co-s try, Iee. 14, 1373. Tm L-i .Ilk -a cf the Grim-a vr3 Chabya-Ghcif, v. La rciul frcm 1777 to IIZ'X Ua rr3 rciu-od ty tha TiusGoverrmeni, &nd, i:hirj an ary2am ia C-o-lz-aiincl. -k-j put to cl-'h by order cf the SalLa, Ilzxar, E-irl of Derby, aftenrard cre ated Drhe cf Ijoctur, waa tho r:t Ihi;rUhmaa that bore tho ti'da cf t3 "DrJ.." The cr, ; the br.tl.l3 cf Ilar-tirp, having enly .the dignity of a' - Duke, - his successors - were jealous cf raicirg Eabject3 to the same honor. " ' ' - ' ' Ji Thomas a B:-r ;;:t was . born in Iondon in 1109; etudied at Oxford and Paris, and was created C b ancellor in 1 1 58, and be came Archbishop of Canterbury in 1182. He affected great austerity and opposed the King, whose policy it was to keep the clergy in subordination to the civil power. , He' fled to France in 1164, and appealed to the Pope, "who espoused his cause against Henry II. , The King confiscated his property, but, in 1170, Becket ,,. returned to England on apparently friendly terms, with the King. He soon after renewed his defiance of royal authority, and was assassinated in 1170 by four of the King's servants. He was canonized by the Pope in 1173. Michaeii Fabadat, P. ,E. S-, the dis tinguished English chemist and natural philosopher, was born in 1791. Though apprenticed to the trade of a bookbind er, and having received little or no education, he applied himself diligently to study and experimented considerably in electricity. Befriended by Sir Humphrey Davy, he progressed rapidly, and made many useful discoveries. He rose in rank and preferment, and was a Knight of several of the European orders and a member of the chief learned and scientific societies ia Europe and the . United States. In private life his character was irreproachable, and characterized by great humanity and modesty. He died in 1867. John Cade, the leader of a popular insurrection in the reign of Henry VI. , of England, was a native of Ireland ; but, claiming kindred with the royal House ot York, and assuming the name of John Mortimer, he collected 20,000 followers, chiefly Kentish men, who, in June, 1450, flocked to his standard that they might claim redress for the grievances so widely felt. He defeated a detachment of the royal forces at Seven Oaks, and obtained possession of London the King having retired to Kenilworth ; but, having put Lord Say cruelly to death and laid aside the appearance of moderation which he had at rst assumed, the citizens rose, gave his followers battle, dispersed them, and put Cade to death in the same year. JS 'DISOWH JPMONOGMAJPM. ' . In these days one invention very often leads to another, and the telephone already has an offspring not less wonderful than itself. It is called the speaking phonograph. It was invented by Mr. Edison. ' Evidently, Mr. Edison said to .himself: " The telephone hears and speaks; why not make it write in its own .way ? then its record could be kept, and any time after, the ia:iraracat might read aloud its ovrn wrihag." Like a great gtniu3 3 he is, Hi. Edison went to work ia thf rhajli vrsy to rauhe the round record rr 1-3 wanl:d. YoaknoT ho.T the diaphr." i cf. tae telephone vibrL.tes when t to. . ZIt. Edi.-ca t;ck aw.ty frora t:!rrhcaa c Ileiccrtthe raoathpiooe sad the tartar.-jai, f::tc::ed a point ;f mr.t;J, v.hich va vill call a "stylV t: c:aL-r cf thedijphrr ;ai, cad thta ccntriv: latiar'a crrarjsmcat fcr mr.kirg a &h::t cl tia-foil pars ia f roat cf the etyl-. YThca the di" hr: gra thj Ctrl tiply a s:r,-' ; a:? r-:- t3 ic;i. vta;a a soard is mnda, ! 3v-ever, sad the diap'hXj ai c. . i to s 11 r lir i he a:;lcf ih Etvie nr.::a faapjfs t :n::ii, en ra iaiT're ravrrirT n cr 'af.:'- - --" T '3 tae va i1: Li ".Tia viit: ' :a. A u I ILii 13 nnri rr.ii j ai Tj t..3 v j c, la a record cf th c -i i3 c-harly r Ih 3 cf X1'-1 I . : . J e I ; . " . j h i AC Icr C . ' i -1. , .1 ? aiarm;,- r, ' 3 Lain t 3 I - - t " 1 t ; !Io.i' hut e, ( ! a-, ah-. ,.ti x he u f ... I ..."

INDIANA; 17EBXESBAY, llAI 29; 1818.

thc"-:al years be fee, tad th.o phonagrrh b- :a ia uae eo b.Tg. ,4 . .'Wtrt a wonderful rcraJt ia tltat.i Aa yc t, the phonograph has sot bc-ea pat to any practical use ; indeed, it is Sfcrc--- j ly ia opoiauon ' yet, f.ad & " great -tteil mast be doad to lucre sao the delicacy ol its kearirg and the Etrcata of its voice. It ralaaes any Bad every port . -of eoaad with marvelous fidelity, 5 Vut weakly. It3 fpeech ia like that cf a pcrrca a lor-g way ofT, or ia cnother roon. But il3 possibilities are almost iaiiaih"1. 21. c'., in &t. IZlcholaa for Jv.nc 1 I, Alt OH AS JL TOXJZ OJF ATHLETIC : - ' ' JEXKBCiaJB. , Open-far labor is the rno.t efTeclive cosmetic, an almost infallible panacea against ,:all kinds bf bodily : deformity. Bat the remedial virtue of . labor, i. e., sound bodily, exercise, is. greater than that of open-air Jife per $ss for among the rustic population of Scandinavia, Scotland and Northern Germany, who perform a large portion of their hard work in-doors, we frequently find models of health gad vigor far more frequently, than among ; the inhabitants of Italy, Spain, etc., who pass the greater part of their indolent, lives in open air. . . . ; But, besides all this, athletic exercises have a moral value, which oar social reformers have strangely failed to recognize; they afford" a diversion arid a vent to those animal energies which otherwise are sure to explode in debauch and all kinds of .vicious excesses. The sympathetic thrill by which the : mind accompanies a daring, gymnastic feat and the enthusiasm, of athletic contests form the most salutary and perhaps the only normal gratification of that love of excitement which is either the legitimate manifestation of a healthy instinct, or else a wholly irremediable disease of our nature. - The soul needs emotions as the body needs exercise, and the exciting sports ot the palaestra met both wants at once. We try to suppress these instincts, but their motives remain, and, if thwarted in their normal manifestations, they assert themselves in some abnormal way, chemically instead i of mechanically, as Dr. Boerhaave would say ; by convulsing the organs of digestion, since the organs of motion are kept in unbearable inactivity. In times of scarcity the paupers ot .unina ami Siam silence the clamors of their hungry children by dosing them with opium, and, for analogous reasons, millions of our fellow-citizens seek relief in alcohol they want to benumb a feeling which they cannot satisfy in a healthier Way. r ;: Mtej finishing his day's .work, the Grecian mechanic went to the gymnasium, the Roman to the amphitheater, and the modern European and American goes to the next " saloon," to satisfy by different methods the - same instihet--a longing for : a diversion from the dull sameness of business routine.'' There is j no question which method was the best; the only question is, which of the two bad substitutes" may be , the worse the brutalizing, i. e., soal-hardening spectacles of bloodshed of the Boman arena, or the soul-and-body-destroying poisons of the liquor-shop ? Z?r. Fi L. Oswald, in Popular Science Monthly ; for June. .: The earliest : mode .-.of .. writing was on bricks, tiles, oyster -shells, stones, ivory, bark, aad leaves of trees : and from the latter the term " leaves of a book" .. is probably derived. Copper cad br?3 rlates were very early in use ; r.ad a bill cf feoffment on copper" "was some yenia dace cliiicovered in India, bearing "date 100 years B. C. ' Leather wa;j also used, as well e.3 wooden tablets. Then the papyraa came into vogue, aad about the eighth ceatary the pepyras was saperE2d;l by p-TchraesL. Pspar, ho-vevcr, H cf grcit aatiqaity, eppecially among th3 Chia:-o ; but .the first paper-mill ia Er l:al tvaa built ia 15SS by a German, at Eat:;rl, in Kent. Nevc-ithclcs, it vr-3 a'-ray a ceatary and a half namely, ia 1713 before Thomas . Wat kins, a tlahaaer, brought faper-raakia to aryihir.i 111 a perfection. The first -pprcaeh to a pea in?-a the ftylas, a Mad of iroa t-Oillaa ; but the Eoaana forb-ile its ase ca creoaat of its" frevpoent and evu XiL i i .- qai.rreis, s.ad then it was aa.d.) ol b:jj a fa 'b;oqu.atly, ree.li, pointed aad .-!':, b'Ae peas &3 ia the pre teat day, 1-3 aaers t.eny z:ir. wer ca . K lis tla dro;.ix ;-i"wa ex halln 11 r r J r.al a; rzarr. tcr, a;'i ry ....ay p --3 i. rr, ji . rad ciervbf.' ; s -"-3 t1 1 T . i everr ai v it; -.a a 1 l:.. i , j, f "0 ;t t

ZIISTOZZICAL ' The clUce of ZIster of the Ceremonies fcr the reoeplioa cf pereoas at" court

as iatrodaed ia England in 1C03. , - Tii3 thirtsea sfgaers cf the Declai a tion . cf Independence . from .2 ew England were all descen-Jaate from the PaScavaa waa first coined by Phidoa, xojig of, Argos, about coU U. U., tae epaJi cf the taildarg r.f Cirthage, cad abcat 1" 0 years after the ccatrac!ica cf Solomon's temple. ' 1 '"' ' " SAxaa by caadlu" wis the method cf sale dariag tha soveateesth oentary. .' A wax caadla about aa inch in length wss set .on-the .edge .of,- ai knife, and; he that bid most .before the-candle ; was oat was the buyer. - -: ,' ... ... I Thk , . OajGTfT. of PaAVi2ra-CABis. Playing-cards were invented for Charles VI., who bad f alien , into a melancholy condition.'; The' 'f oar' saits represented the four classes in the kingdom, namely: Hearts, the ecclesiastics; spades, the no-" bility "and military ; ' diamonds, the raer-: chants ; a--clubs, - 'the .husbandry. ; The kings represent the four.- nations : , -. The Jews, by .David; Greeks, by Alexander; BoraanSj.by Csssar;, Pranks, by Charles,' The queens represent : Agaie, beaaty ; Esther, piety; Judith, fortitude ; Belle, wisdom. Knaves, servants" to the Mags aad queens. -"-'' ' '.';--- Utopia is a word derived from the Greek,-' aad eigaie3 - "Nowhere" - (ou topus). Sir Thomas More first used it to designate his model state, and feigned it to be located among the Atlantic isles. From this fiction,-1 the - term-"Utopian-- is used to donate theoretical or imaginary schemes aad places. . .The republic of Plato was, ia like manner, situated in the happy - regions of the west even beyond the Hesperides islands. There may have been, in the days ef Plato, some knowledge of the American archipelago, and here his republic arose and ' nourished. - " - -'. -: - - - - M UliDEIt OF THIS 2t A3AI. UJCJOS Mehemet Ali, from a common soldier, had come to be the ruler of Egypt. Like every man who ever rose to power, envy hated him and treason plotted his overthrow. The Maraalukes were his juaPCal roes, aaa lie, w1Wj. hu euoii .furgiving spirit as led Rienzi to spare the Barons when he could have raised .fallen Borne and placed her upon the road to greatness, planned their death at one stroke. Pilling his towers with trusty soldiers ha invited the Mamalukes to parade within the walls of the citadel. Unsuspectingly they marched to their doom a splendid band of gayly-decora-ted warriors, whose very steeds pranced with pride to be the bearers of such cavaliers. Scarce had the last man entered, when the mighty portcullis fell, and the truth dawned upon them. From a hundred windows . a murderous fire opened upon thera. Gay plumes, that waved ia pride so .shortly before, trailed in blood aa'd dust. . Eider - and horse alike fell to form anindistiagaishable death's heap. , Somemet their fate with prayers, and some with cursesbat all fell victims to the treachery aad bullets of the Pasha. All save one. Emir Bey spurred on his horse over. the dead bodies of his fellow-soldiers ; over the dying, -whose life-blood oozed away, and over the living suppliants who would not conquer fate, bat knelt aad prayed for mercy. Miraculoasly he passed ca hart amid the shower of lead that fell around bim, aad sparred Ms horse over the precipice, that looked toward the pyramids. A hundred .feet or more he fell Ma her ne a ehaprl:- raras, he tj croupe aad fly, thaoalycae cf till that splendid band. He fled the country, never to return. " Tho power of. Ma claa wis broken, though to crush it was com mitted,' perhaps in self-defense, another cf those bloody murders whoso record a ltd 'details we call history. now jl sTAJf&iya collar woy '- " ' , -a.' suit;- ' All things are fair,' to it is generally thought, ia war, in "a horse trade, or ia a law case. It is, probably, on that bad ride that the late PrcaiJent Lincoln at ied when he d?feah.' l sa antagonist before a inry. The anecdote ii thaa told by Br. Bate man : " He wr 3 olha plital r g:in.t- eaiineat lawyers darlrg trlzis ia the Car gam on County Circait C'vart. On oae oecasi a lm was orpr'Hl ii "a -frry ablo fdFocflre, who- aaide a poT. ;iC.l, cloqaent and eon viae or? r-peta t3 the jary, ua.I llr, Lhu-.iu Kiw thst it had bceavery efl'e-aive on the aa 1 ; . ' th? j..ry. Th3 realleaaui, a,-- . .. a r:aa who a ;a Tt.ry - vro i,a i 'L. hi. C, ,. tJ T7cll ti iaa)ot..r c.ul ta y. 1 "a Li.txia h ...1 1k-c; ch- , ,1-- "" f - . n. " T T : I' ' - I- : 1 C'l ' a "" 'a 1 i i--? tj T j ' i ' 3 I i ; . 3 r

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NUMBER his ears, may act be fclk-getLciaiL-i; he a in Ms argameai. ' The j hai wo t .iccessfal :fr. laac-cla had brohea th :1Jl .wai.Ii lha l3:--:nce ct hij c;--poiieat 1:.j1 thrown ever its jary. ' s tax ha an s oi mi:avtt. ' jj-cuii pr- ' j ix ii.iaiac beaaty, aad to leave every Iidy i3 'rate her own charms. He raid the tat weal J be chTcr!r.ayr cal I e t :ry rrr- larb ive. Ecatcarlls driatlly coarrliratnt.-i the sax when he era; .ires wcrara to clocks "the l-'.lcr terve to pclot out tha hears, the foarr b raoae n.3 forget them." The f.tsr.lord3 of heaoty ia women vary w ilh tlj"- cf t-'ie. - ?cratea calls bcr.aty a thcit-lived tyranny ; Plato, a privilege of nature ; Theophra tus, a silent cheat ; Theocritus, a delightful rrejaetice ; Garaeades, a solitary kingdom, and Aristotle affirmed that it waa better than all the letters of -recommendation -in the world. - With the modern ' ..: Greeks " - .aad other nations on -the shores of the Mediterranean, corpulency is the perfection of form in woman. It was from the common and admired shape of his countrywomen that Rubens, in his pictures, delights so much in plumpness. When this master was desirous to represent the " beautiful," he had no idea of beauty under 200 weight. His very graces are all fat. But it should be remembered that all his models were Dutch women. - JLXJTOTAirCJES. A certain class of people regard rich men and women as their legitimate prey, and make them the victims of all sorts of unseemly requests such as insisting that ono shall contribute to an object for which he cares : nothing, on the ground of Ms reputed wealth, or because other people have given. The brazen way in which some people ask for autographs, photographs, recommendations, letters of introduction, and the like, and without the slightest claim upon the person applied to, and even without any person al acquaintance, is stupendous, and the more absurd the demand, the mora likely the applicant is to take offense when he is refused. AyyoTXno pjsorLE. There are two classes of them. Some people are very annoying without seeming to txj st , an conscious i t .tae fact. ; others appear to take a delight in tormenting their neighbors. The former may be cured by a little good counsel, while the latter are incorrigible. They may not be capable of committing 'a great crime, but they are the source of perpetual irritation, and like the autumn flies they always light on the most sensitive parts. There are ways of keeping oil; dissgreeable insects; would that some specific might be found to keep oit disagreeable people, or to reform them. Ay AZJT78ZXG S XTI'tlltH TITIO -V. In Home many of the people will feign no contract on Friday. 27either will they light three cradles or sit in a room when three cadlr3 only are lighted In ricreace this deep-rocted horror cf certraa nambers and days takes quite a comical, form. In many streets and eqaares 'there is no number thirteen, but tvrelve and a half has been sub ciliated, 3 that the nizmhrs ran eleven, taeive aad a holf, raal foartaaa Ia this iagsaioas way the dread number is comrlrtely dravi awrry with. House? bearing the ualiirky thirteen rarely find any It-l'-.a 1 rrs. MEIIM XfjyOMA.TJCM. It i.3 aboard to sx;as ta-.t manual librr 3 d-rrg:.tory to the dignity of a lody. The idea is bated upon mere T-raiy, tad Ir.ids to idlcar.rs and all tijo c-ils'tLh-a-Iaai thcrcrpca, It LcL-ays irr :r;.r -3 cf haaaa. a'aore ad cf the cf ia ::a 1-pr'-" find i3 err.." a-r 1 ibla by lartoty cad com r.r:a- a-:-?. Hr:.rr teila cf Pri-far; Cr.--'-'mj t - hr from the Fprirgi, i.ai v :, - t lib their o-.a h-d.4 the flaa-i Iht-.:. cf t':ir f. .alllea c :i Ci-J of tc Gutfirs hdaL-j tohe iihai'v. r j :.zi3 i th: ra . f r& z i-tre; r z.i Cere rs hut '. 3- r : i rl-Irrs draa r, tnc : - - j c r ' r J . i. h3 era 0: 2 e; Ol tl .a; a : r"

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Ent th trldfl ertSs, toy lost, j- t : 1 ruy o a, bnt tby grv for sa ! Ati&Mic Sont.klp for Juns. '" l" Aa ciiiched ccarle Oyster thf 1'a , L.aeou in veia W'vhlug a cilve r Eva?.r b'.dy in a ear ia l,;eI-sai alea she is passing fare. Evaar raaa is not a mail agentj naiher 13 errry ra.'..-! a :;:-..,. A. 3tf ax m t aoo5a.triiy aptp hto e 2' .1 when no oae will take it Epitai-it on a rdt.-r "Iloia raa:; he could wait no longer." Paoras with colds ia their heft Ja b ?- long to a generation of wipers. Tirs pri?ou bird wlo p-;- ;,e L.j tiraa in Kiagcsiiig 13 something more man a night-in-jail. . Wren a widow ru'i r.a nawe.::-;:.3 in truder ont of the house it snr a sts the widow's might. THSIlon. E. H. Cia, cf SaaC'ro lina, is lecturing on " TL3 Da'.y cf the Hour." Cain is aide. .To a young lady oorreepoadeat : Xo; you cannot clear yoar vidce by tf. r.a" air j it. If it is husky, peal ih - A caevEB old lady of oar cicqaaLcta-te says, for "a nice little cold colleeiLa," she prefers "veal culverts." Ga.bbeste.rs might not bike t3 - rt with their gardens, though they are elways ready to fork over their grounds. Lax aaide tlio graceful ulster ; ' ; . Fold ita arms l-r.ar care; Bring you out tLe liti--a C a-r, . Mucb the beti-.r Caag to . ; -,..r. -- A totjko man who is given to .; athletic sports would like-, to .know when the much-talked-of Anglo-Saxon race ia to come off.' - An elevated thought: Odd Fellows and Masons, like masons and hod fel lows ascending a ladder,' get np by de grees. Chicago Commercial ' Advertiser. Ukbequtted love seat 243 persons to the . mad-house ,. in England last year. "Xiie requiteu turi-Msm tLe.WMvtj little "mad-house "of its own. Breakfast Table.' If remunerative . patronage was bestowed with aa much prodigality &s unsolicited advice, editors coald all dress in purple and fine linen and have warm meuls e very aay. y res, fa ; i j. - -a That waa an unf criaaoie, a fal'i err:;:, they started some time r.go. "Trr.rp, tiamp, traaip, the boys tr? mr:rh..ag," they sang, and thci3 hr..3 be:a a3 caJl of tramp 3 and their mar; Lira tvrr siin:--?. Swraij I want you to as a.. -3 rr. short coat, without tali cr tar:: the back. Do yon h-ir-' V' a ia I -,I htmean?" Gorman tailor "" know vat yoa vunt. Yea to jacket. A CLirucrMAN sfijr, "Ic couple. n It -A the brivl. by the iaai an 1 raai 1 :r r:y warmest congratulations, the towd her pretty head, and, poiatirg 1 tl 3 1 a".l -groom, repikd, ' I think h:'r t 1 o c gra t nj. u. u m. " Ma(it," E.nn..'irii I.' . :. ; AZTici, -: - Undecided -wlutt to ay, " y, j -ii lit i t 1 :vs r i, 1h?y bo; t'-Ai'tu ci. Iy ' Bat, Kiib Mary, if yea love :ia," Pressed tbewretch ia aewnta bland, Acd you oc' :at Lie to t" .y ir. ), Tien, Mi'-h 3rry, tJir:f th i-.y l.xz i." A co ji?a'a-ONTa-T r Lk., "Wl-'tis th:' beat method of feeding cattle ia ha - r ?" We doa't know. One man mi;ht .r:fer to take the ox ia lii hp : il '""13 a wita & Fp'jc.m. iahi th? dlair; wan; room an tha t.hh; with t daTer in matters o 6 Ole thil hrA ir A aiTraa txy ot 4 3 the moonlight by his t ij hir, "Iiu'i Ci-d a b" C:-l a n .'ra f.r! r ao ; it I. ' .a ? ccr ii i ft v f