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PAOLT, ORANGE CO., INDIANA, WEDNESDAY, MAY 8, 1878.

NUMBER 34.

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Ant S Vn frocr Credit smarted. He E'rlieJ bir for tone anil her fame, He fUl '.. H,oa ker name, And Ifcft her broken-hearted. Vhii thus rxr Credit eeiued to sigh. Her eoTicin C--ficU-Bc me by jMthlui' lie mud be clver); Fi when he whiFrein tf ear Phc ciici"tl th he dried tlie tomr. And twilcd s wt vcr.

words or srjtisxoTii. There re thr leswons I w.lcl writ Tbrf words a with barnicg pen, la trci!'if! ol eteriml light, t'pon tha hearts of men. Eve hnp. Though clouds environ now, Ao i glsiinRH Uides her face in Bcorn, Ilit tfaoo. th sbaaow from thy .brow J,'o DiKht but hath Us more Have faiih. Wh.-rr thy bark l driven The cairn's disport, the tm pest's mirthEnow -A,iG -1 rates the hosts of heaven, Th iBhabitants of earth. lUw lov. Kot love alone for one, But nan as run t!:y brother call, Asd Meatier like the circling 8;n Tbycfi-iritiea on all. T:m crave these le8un on thy bouI

K.iM. Vaith and Love and thou Bhalt find

Strength cn life's surges rudest roll, Light whtnthou else were blind. &ftflr.

A Stnry of the i; evolutionary flar. lit YILLIAil CX)1XSS.

My cousin Vulliam's boat mil bo in.

readincfs at 12 to convey us across the

river, and a a brothers Tre ehall fight side by Bid and fall or conquer in tlie cause.

So disabuse your mind of all suspicion, and Mas me good-by until we meet

lin. Your love wll nerve me in the

hour cf battle, and the miseries of the

camp or bivouac vrui ue lorgoikt-ii ui

thonarhta of you. It 13 getting late,

3d I ranst see my mother before I de

part,

lie clasped her in bin arms as ha

spoiie, her hral drooped lovirsly on his aioalJer, a warm embrace was given

and returned, and "Walter Tyrrell, with

1 n. nrond and einltant heart, bidding her

" goo.l-by, wended Mb way to his moth

er's cottage.

Marian watched him from the balcony

until he disappeared from view, and then with a sigh entered the house. As

she did ro a man suddenly emerged

! from the shrubbery and gazed for a mo

ment on the spot which the lovers had

so recently occupied. Hi3 face was pale,

I and the livid hue of his lips gave token

of the consuming rage and passion with

in his heart He seemed to strug

cle aprainst the feeling that pos

sessed him, and stood irresolute, as if

uncertain what course to pursue. But the deiuon of jealousy that was tng-

pinp- at his heart gamed the mastery,

TUB DOOM Or JDALZELL. and with a deep imprecation he mut

tered

'None but the stars were looking

down or listening to you, you think.

"To-morrow night, Marian Bradford, Pool, there was one who heard every

b it for weal or woe. I cast my lot with word vou breathed, and listened to the

frrmpn. Too loner have 1 re- wrw von nledfred and swore. xour

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mained iile, while others, with less WOrds, like burning lava, fell upon my

cause than I, have rallied around the

banner of Washington and fought the

good ilqlit of freedom and independ-

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once, lo-mgiit ueciues my iaie ; x

calculated the odds against us, and I

know they are great, but etill I deem it

my duty to myself and my country to

take my place in the ranks of the patri

ots -who are ptnipgling for the regenera

tion of my native land. The time is come when the ma.sk must be thrown off,

And ail those who are in favor of free

dom must declare for it. and those in

favor of KIsig George and oppression

take sides with him. I know your fatti

er is a royalist, and calls me a rebel ; lias forbidden me to epeak to you, and closed the doors of his house e gainst me ; bnt, Marian, my love is stronger than his hatred, and I have dared to. disobey his commands, and ask you tonight to meet me, perhaps for the last time. With me, it is a question of death or life, for, if you refuse to grant my request, I ehall leave you and my home w ith the fixed determination of throwing away my life in the first battle that offers me a respite from the sufferings of unrequited love. Now look me in the face and answer me truly."

The speaker, a young man. whose fair

and handsome face had not yet lost the

tinge and hue of bovhood, looked search

ingly into the dark eyes of his beautiful TCiBpanion aa they eat together in the

moonlight on the balcony of her father's

dwelling. She raised her face to his,

mi d. with a look in which love and mel

ancholy were blended, asked, in a soft

bnt eager tone :

" What request have you to make,

Walter Tyrrell I Speak, and I will an swr truthfullv. and from my heart."

"Then, answer mo truthfully, Marian

do you love me ?

"Walter, if I did not, I would not

cave grante-vl you mis interview during

my father's absence. . -1 do 1" "Then, Marian, you love a rebel." Bo be it. I, too, ara a rebel." " You, the daughter of Coh Bradford?" Yes, Walter, I am the daughter of a Tory, but still I am an American." " Oh, my beloved Marian V exclaimed the enraptured lover, takicg her hand, which she" allowed to remain' unresistingly in his, "what joy and rapture

tonus my bosom to tear you ; epeak

those words ! I came to-night to bid

you farewell, for I intend, at midnight,

arov

followed, while wild shouts in German

and English were mingled with the can, and penetrated to the prisoner's cell. In mute suspense he listened to the uproar without, and strained hia acute ear to catch the faintest Bound. But gradually the tumult ceased, and for a moment all became painfully Btill. Then suddenly the sound of approaching feet was heard. They stopped at the prison door, and a cheer, wild and high, burst from a thousand throats and -echoed through Trenton and far across the Delaware. Ere the Hst echo had died awayf the 'pi 1: f c-Xf1-Walter Tyrrell xz soon in the arms of

his cousin WilHaia and Burronisded by

the soldiers of Washington.

"Thank God ! you are safe and well.

Walter," exclaimed his cousin. " I was

afraid the Tories had murdered you. 44 Oh, William, how can I thank you 1"

began Walter.

But Ms cousin cut Mm short by ex

claiming :

"Don't thank mo. Thank Washing

ton nrl tli brave fellows here who

crossed the frozen Delaware and captured Trenton and 1,500 of the enemy.

I conducted Gen. Greene into the very

heart of the town before a Hessian

TVtrpfc discovered oar Dresence. for

which I have received the thanks of the Commander-in-Chief. But come with me and witness the fate of the traitor who betrayed you."

Taking him by the arm he led rum

,. Farm Makings. In selecting trees and shrubs, be care

ful to select those which are hardy in

the climate for which they are selected.

If a farmer or business man wishes to

know how great a spendthrift he is let him keep an exact memorandum of all the time idly spent.

- Peach trees are said to make excellent fuel, and en.: account, , of ..their-. .rapid growth are commended to farmers cn the. Western prairies" where wood ia Bcarca.

one cf t-llow, and one of rosin and'four of beeswax. This wax worts liixly in a warm day and does not run in the heat of summer; Hartford Courant. ' The best farmers are those who pay the greatest ' ' attention' to cultivation; who investigate new processes, and take advantage of what ia good. In other words, who keep tip with the progress of the times. . . It is well at tMs season that every

farmer should impress upon Ms mind

the necessity of so- managing - his children that they shall grow up to take a

deep interest in all matters appertaining

to the farm, , . , v

As soon as the upper portions of the

straw of the cereals become yellow, no

further increase takes place in the weight

of the seed. H, the, grain be not cut

down soon after the appearance of this

... -. li. si m it nnalitv cetenoraies tuuu i

pasu ud.6 BOituera lu-l-xi i-iicj min-u I ...,'

r, 1 f 1ra ofiof Tnl.ora a fi A WWKUl UilllUUDa.

r:jLu. JA. Liiiu duvvu it "vaw m w

t, fTAL: f1- r T-il . Tr ft v. 1 Z.r-.."- fs.

f Waj-hii -ton. I came tD i. y

vou

heart and scorched up every feeling of

my nature save revenge. What to me

is country, friendship, or honor, if my heart is blighted and my fondest hopes

crushed and destroyed? You have stolen myjbrightcst jewel, and, though you were my comrade 20,000 times, I'll crush you

as you have crushed my heart. To-night

is Christmas eve the appointed time to

join the rebel ranks but, Tyrrell, you

shall sup on prison fare to-morrow, and,

in place of Marian's arms around your

neck, a halter shall be your portion.

With clenched teeth and dart ami

gloomy brow, Dalzell strode fiercely in

the direction of Trenton.

Two hours afterward, accompanied by

a posse of Hessians, he entered the cot

tage cf Mrs. Tyrrell and arrested her

son as a traitor and a rebel. Walters

cousin, William, escaped, but the only

son of the poor widow was conveyed to

prison to await his execution on the mor

row. He was not allowed the benefit of

a trial, for the Hessians were taught by the British to believe that the Americans would give no quarter aod were sworn

to murder all foreigners that might tall

into their hands; and, acting on this principle, summarily disposed of all rebels whom they captured. Young

Dalzell was Walter's accuser and betray

er, and on his information his former

friend and comrade was sentenced to be

shot at daylight.

On a couch of straw in his prison cell, without a ray of light to shine upon him save the cold moonbeams that glittered through the iron bars, the young man sat, thinking of the many events of the night and the dreadful fate that awaited him in the morning the cup of bliss, so suddenly dashed from his lips, ere he had scarce tasted it; the bright hopes he so lately entertained dashed to pieces;

his love, Ms country and the world so

soon to become a blank to him, and he to

die an ignomiriious death, and all tMs

through the treachery of his dearest and

moRt trusted friend, smote upon his

heart with a cold and chilling blight that darkened his mind and froze Lis

very souL

Marian's suspicions of Dalzell flashed

upon him, anil in a moment of frenzy he cursed the .treachery cf his perfidious friend. The misery of his lonely mother and her sorrow at his loss for a while

unmanned him, and he gave vent to a copious burst of tears. Then suddenly

gazed wildly

cottage stood, surrounded by tall elms. Here a detachment of military was formed in a hollow square, and in the

center, kneeling in the snow with Ms

elbows resting on a drum and Ms face covered with his hands, was seen the

renegade and traitor, young DalzelL

"Tinirt'K nn. vounrrster." said the

- i . officer in command, looking at Ms watch.

"Do your duty, soldiers.'

the use of a little sweet oil upon a soit

rag. - -

To BESTO3B the color of black kid

feoots take a small quantity of black ink,

mix it with the wMta of an egg and ap

ply with a soft sponge.

. Txtrntp Picsxks. Wash several tur

nips clean, then boil till quite tender;

then peel and slice them, and pour over

them hot vinegar. Add spices, if you wish them.

Bxjttebscotch. Take one pound of

sugar, three-quarters cf a pint of water,

over a .eloTT z. ;ai done n&l

one' and a half table-sjsoonf uls of butter.

and! lemon jaice; to Hay or.

Cgikns. Soft corns can be cured by

this com-salve : Boil tobacco down to aa extract, then mix with it a quantity of wMte pitch pine, and apply it to the corn, renewing it once a week until the

corn disappears.

roETAELB! Leiionape. Powdered tar

taric acid one ounce, powdered sugar six

ounces, essence of lemon one dram, let

it dry thoroughly in the sun, rub together

h'tmI rHvirlA in twRutv-four papers. One

makes a glass of good sweet lemonade.

Cobn-Stabch Cake. Two cupfuls of powdered, sugar, four cupfuls of corn

starch, one-quarter of a cupful of butter,

three eggs, a teaspoonful of cream of

tartar mixed with corn-starch, one-half teaspoonful of soda dissolved in one-

third of a cupful of milk.

keep another appointment. On tho ! jsoad he met the fiddler, stagKerisg. "Ah, Neil," eaid the patron, "it's a long road to Dunkeld tMs morning." "Ah, ma laird," said the fiddler, " it's no the tength, but the breadth." srvorx-i-s case of loxgetity A certain house-breaker was condemned in the early part of tlie last century in rrsr.ee, and. under peculiar circumstances, to a hundred year3 in the galleys, and, strange to relate, thi.3 man made Lis appearance in k3 own .native about twenty years of age when the sentence which condemned " him was passed. It may be conceived with what eagerness and delight he Sew, as soon as emancipated from the shackles that had enthralled Mm for an entire century, to breathe once more the cherished air of the scenes of Ms infancy. Bourg, in

the Department of Ain, was his native home, but time had so much changed

the aspect of the whole place, that he

recognized it only by the old church of Brou, wMeh was the only thing that had undergone no alteration. He had triumphed over laws, bondage, man, time, everything. Not a relation had

he left; not a single being could he hail

as an acquaintance, yet he was not with

out experiencing the homage the French

invariably pay to old age. Por himseJ,

he had forgotten everything connected

A wrfcjpr along th h. ., A stir tn fete wf.aMilsi.i; grna,,4 Tfc toueb of a tender baa 4 A hand la the dark tht tbrtlta The Lf&t l t a grt n '.ivl Ob, tb of the rpri&g pon In.to tfca land, Tha' mil ef th,e taring, and tb joy of ta , i ring, - And glory or light and 1ot 1 A whimper ioa the tula, Tti music cf 1.-3 ,plu, A tweet, inttngibl good That enter nd wwrm aittl fill .... The winter of heart and brain. Oh, tha Mil of fee uprtng hm goat into my blood, The soul of the uprtag:, and th ctcg of th .pries?.

And the splendor of light and 1 ive I

3a toe ad -th Ms earij j out ; eve .11 reoUeej. '- I x- it, - I, fn-i whinh h hart smf-

Thosb who may desire to raise Ameri

caa elm, scarlet and! silver maple trees,

should not forget that the seed ripens in the spring, and should be sown as soon

as fathered from the ' trees. The seeds

of all our other species of maples ripen

in the fall, and may be kept over winter. Exchange. ' . Make your farm bo yaluable by constant improvement, skillful culture,

good fruit, ornamental shrubbery and

properly soak . some codfish. Press it dry as possible. To one cup of fish add

one cup of eggs removed from the shell;

beat the two well together and drop in

spoonfuls into a hot pan and fry a light

brown on. both sides:

THE JEDISOX MA.CHINJB.

Mr. -Edison, the inventor of the pho

nograph, gave exMbitiona with the in strument lately at the Capitol in pres

ence of a large number of Senators and

Representatives.

tion of the crime for which he had suf

fered, or, if at all remembered, it was

but a dreary vision confounded with

other dreary visions of days long gone

Vw TTia familv and connections for

j . v

several generations all dead, himself a

living proof of the clemency of Heaven

and the severity of man, regretting, per

haps, the very irons wMch had been

hing him

self among the wretched and suHering

rir rif tl-i a mAn R-nnroarvhed the cul

prit, and pulling Ms hands from Ms pleasant surroundings that no money phonograph, and their voices

face ordered Mm to stand up. Trem- wiu tempt you to leave it. We think it Eteeches were reproduced with rei

uimgiy lie oueywu. jjlis ia iwui pale, and his eyes were protruding in

fear and terror. He gazed around, but no look of sympathy could he discern in

their faces. Hia eyes at length rested on Walter, who stood between the two soldiers, and for a moment their gaze was riveted on one another. At that instant the halter was flung around Ms neck, and a placard, on wMch was written t.hA Rino-iA word "Traitor." was

pinned to Ms breast. A shriek burst

from the unfortunate wretch as he was

dragged to the nearest tree. The rope was thrown across a limb, and soon the soul of the false friend and betrayer was in eternity. As the soldiers left the place of execution a scream rose on the air, and looking behind they beheld the another of the renegade sobbing over the corpse. Walter and William enlisted in Greene's brigade, served under "WasMngton until

the

rose to the ranK. 01 uoionei. vajiouci

Bradford died one year after the battle of Trenton, leaving hia estate to Ms on

ly child Marian. After independence was secured Walter was rewarded with

her hand, and both lived to see a num

of Hew York, and others, spoke in the

and

remarka-

o-K,-,t.i Vvc do HAff1p,1 nnrnosa of every I oWn Q..nrw t.hfl volume and peculiar-

DJ-IV -"- - XT J. V V J-V tfW-.w y young man to put down Ms stakes for jty of sound and emphasis of each spcaklife ; to make a permanent home wMch. er being plainly recognized. In an in-

he" Will never wish w part wltu tut ne m trnewpiroiislred in tne near s&x. lucucaUed to the better land. Spirit of SOn describes a marvelous discovery re

Kansas. cently made. He says : "Night before We are informed by one who has tried last I found out some additional points

if o email n nan tit v of salt is about the carbon which I use m my car

cTMn-nTrll Tinrlfir the ulum trees inst as bon telephone. It may be used as a heat

the fruit is forming, it will kill the cur- measurer. It will detect one-fifty -thou-culio and prevent the young plums from sandth of a degree, Fahrenheit. I don't V,Airxr Rtimsr. The same person says know but what I can make an arrange-

wood-ashes spread underneath the plum ment by wMch the heat of the stars will

tr-APR will also drive the circulio away, close the circuit at the proper time au

TT anoliea both of these remedies and tomatically and directly. It is a curious

. -i t w,ti, riinmo on I a I Hon tLd fliA iipiit nf a star millions of

r wavs iaa xiiuo omuuiu x - -

biAirurn tenth whom hia fate had been so

Messrs. Garfield, Cox iOEg associated well might he well be

n.allp...T tha natriarch of burglars, lie

lived for ten years after Ms release.

bountiful crop. Perhaps both are eSTecti ual ; the ashes will, at least, "promote a

vigorous growth, and the palt can do no

harm if it is used sparingly.

The Germans devote much, attention to p.imeriments on seed potatoes. Steb-

ade, served unoer vv asmngxon uu - tuber i8 &Q surrender of Yorktown, and both J .

iU 1X11 V. A UX. o.ia -JlAj OilVl tu. -j rait the terminal buds of a branch, and, like all such buds, stronger than the lateral ones, hence the following conclusion : ' ' Select large tubers for seed; tiotjot rnf fhp-m 1 cm sntndinall v. but

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miles away should close a circuit on this

miserable little earth, but 1 do not think

it's impossible." Of the practical uses

for which the phonograph may be made

available, Mr. Edison says : "I expect

to have my improved phonograph ready in four or five months. This will be

Ttspfnl for many purposes. A business

man can speak a letter to the macMne,

and Ms office boy, who need not be a

short-hand writer, can write it down at any time, as rapidly or slowly as he de

sires. Then we mean to use it to enable

erous progeny around them. Some of it . for instance, that Adelina Patti

- I atraa T 14 i in i ilH hll 1 . liillb aiJU.U iavu.v i w "

the most vigorous plants, and conse- sings the Blue Danube' into the phono

vania. t, ic. P,;mw. graph, we will reproduce me Vmiur

Fii otog ISA FJi ix iiuiiif i iixii janoossy, xrecnsier uuu. utucia i ...

One of the most remarkable applica- mend the exposure of the seed tuber, pressed, and sen ic m

Drechsler and others recom- ated tin-foil on whieh her singing is im

t think Lever cer

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fctarting to Ms feet he

training his

"i to find

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tho.it LM t 1. : t h:. ;h ; 1. ..1 cell : 1

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pome mi

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cf th:

tions of photography is that by wMch it

is now male to register, and in the most accurate manner, the mechanical motion of the heart. The device by wMch tMs result is attained is indeed a triumph of inventive skill. It consists of a thin in

dia-rubber bag, to which a short glass tube is attached; sufficient mercury is

poured into the apparatus to fill the bag and a portion of the tube, and the instrument is then placed over the heart of the person to be examined. Arranged in tMs manner, every pulsation of the

Vipfnrft nl an tins' to light and air,

and planting at a distance of twenty

It can be

TfTToduced in any parlor with equal

fullness and about one-half the original

DECISION OF C II A JJ A CTEIt

All those who have the training of

children and youth should take every

ricrht opportunity to teach , them that

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their lives should be governed by fixed principles of right and wrong. The tendency of the age is for men and

women to drift with the current, or in

whatever direction their seeming inter

ests leads them. The love of ease, Of a

good name in the world, but etui more

of n-.oney and the good it is supposed to

bring, are every day leading their thou

sands to do that which their better judgment tells them is wrong. The young

Ehould be thorougMy imbued with cor

rect principles, then impressed with the conviction that in order to become true 1 I 1 1 1 L

men and women, and ao me largest

amount of good in the world, and keep themselves clear of the sins and errors

of the age, they must set their faces like

flint, determined, at whatever sacrifice, ever to stand for the right. It is & great

mistake to suppose that such a course of life is not consistent with' the maximum amount of human happiness. And it

should ever be held up before the

youthful mind, that such characters, as

they come down to us in Mstory, or are met with in the present day, are respected and esteemed, even by those who are

unable to indorse the opinions promul

gated, or the course that may have been pursued. "

LONDON'S XiAH YMINTH'

Everybody who has been in London

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eight by fourteen inches for the average volcme. 17!.. ficult it is to get about, even after toler-

quality of soils. Except the mineral a great elocutionist icaii be pre J ... I i i rri, Troi.loTif r.f the

heard. The President of the American

Philological Society wants one of my im

SofeOuogaaLa Tuscan irxegulanU.a of toe !:or.f .'.jinS out. One old maa epeaiB palticrUarly c J;-""'1

the language fluently and correctly, and

he is afraid that he will ui. The pho

nograph will preserve the exact pronun

ciation."

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the

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movement of the mercury of the tube, and, by suitable photographic appara-t-lt5, ie'..l..l vith a moving Ecntitire elipcf rrcr, a T--:ft r--g::ir:'':cu of lie exi-id: r-lr'3(f the pul " tlcn i3 tl iJ-;d. The kacrc,-'.: f ci i" m Ta hue uly IMj rci 3 th.t th3fwlcf

m t tTn rere fil-

planting them. The roots will be found

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substances, all the fixed matters in the

tuber are primarily formed in tie leaves.

Paris Letter to New England Farm

er. Often in a fine orchard we find one or more trees leaning over so far as to det,trov the beauty of the whole orchard.

It is also much more difficult to cultivate o initur trf This trouble

,ti .7:1 -Li1. FIIiJE ST COMPIIZSSION OF AIM.

iay t-. j t -t fhat. tTiA TinnEiana are ac-

V o1-w slirvrrir.rr T!r F.-n 1 TA. 1 - . .

are young ujr " , t,A ndnf obtaining fire

Vi U.iiJ IVitw -i. J

by the compression of air. .They take

wood three or four

inches long, in wMch. they bore a small

,i;nw f.f rei.lifti- IftKa length than the

piece cf wood. A piston having a small

hollow at the lower end ia then nvtea to

the cylinder. To make the piston vrotk

ai?-tLht ia the cylinder, a littl

thread i. wound arousl the lower end.

TuQ Tpper cud termini 'ps, fcr coo

i., n. .-rcb. Wkm 13

wrr.i.:d, a i i-?ce cf ccV .a woe I or toueh-iT.-d ii plil ia tho hcllow end of the r .;:;h is tl -n L -:.t:d ti f-3 cvj;.h.r End tiriT.u Lcz t by a e. ' art ''-vf'i'nl - I. On tl.rs ' 1 ."r.g

T.iL'.l.-:-, tl o "r.-l cr t: i -dt3l3cLV.

able acquaintance with the city, without

a map. It is next to impossible to direct

h the tree

be ces

o roots e

earth ana the t ir pozitioa. nd c

around tl

and gu

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the a 1 3 C

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bearing the game name. JuEttMnkof it There are 50 Eichmond streets, 60

Norfolk, 70 Devonshire, 75 Brunswick, 56 Cambridge, 87 Gloucester, 50 East-

and-West, 0 North-and-South, loo New, 129 Union, 93 King, 00 Queen, 78

Prince, 100 George, 110 John, end. dozens and score-3 that have nothing to distinguish them except . the district in

which they happen to be. Loaaoa is

probably 2,009 years old, and one mig-b

think that in that time, with ine ncunte

of the English tongue, each street might

have a title of ita own. ew x or,.

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FLEASAlfTJiinS. As optical delusion A glass eye. Thb speaker cf the house The phono

graph.

Tee price of sugar i3 ux. Now look

'or a great eirnprise.

If a cigar makes a man ill, will a

cheroot make a man-illa ?

No MATxr.li if a man docs say he wants

to be an angel, it ia always safe to have

the name of a good indorser on the bacs c?hi3nota. :

An expert can tell if the man at the

other end of the telephone cats onions.

He detects a peculiar peel in the voice

as it ia scent along the wire.

The English language is inadequate

to express the forlorn feelings of the boy

who think3 he has stolen a dime novel and finds it to be a cook-book.

Small boy "I win t a pennyworth o'

canary seed." Shopkeeper "Is it for

your mother ?" " Small boy (contempt

uously' No; it's for the bird."

Bob Ixgebsoll says : " Woman haa

the right to do as she pleases." Well,, whether she has or not, that's exactly

what she does if she's married.

" "When is the best time to pick ftp- -

pies?" Thiaisavery simple question.

The best time for such work is when tao

farmer is not looking, and there ia no

big dog in the orchard.

A ssiALii boy, hearing Ms parents "

speak of a soprano who sang in their

church, asked what it was. His father'

said. "A soprano, my boy, is a lady who

is up in all the airs and puts 'em on

heavy."

The time for green apples ia fast epproacMng. Mothers should bear this in niikd and make their boys' trousers with ample waistbands, so that the colic can disport itself unfettered. Break fast Table. "Aw! feosi " Tituaville, I see," Bald the magnificent hotel clerk to the guest who had just booked. " You are in oil, I, take it?" "In oil I" thundered the farmer. " No; do you suppose I'm a sardine V " Comjs, pa," said a chap from school,

"how many peas are in a pint f" "How can anybody tell that, foolish boy?" "lean, every time, you bet; there ia just one p in pint, the world over." He was sent off to bed early. A Texan bride, after the conclusion of the marriage ceremony, gracefully stepped forward and requested the clergyman to give out the hymn : Thia is the way I long have aonght, And monrncd because I found it not. . A Yankee photographer presented a revolver at the head of a gentleman who was sitting for his photograph, with the cheering remark, " My reputation as an

artist ia at stake. If you don t Ioojc smiling, I'll blow your brains out." He smiled. A yocno lady said a pretty thing the other evening. She ha many sdisirers among the limbs of the law, and, on being asked how she escaped heart-whole, said she supposed it was owing to1 'the fact that "in a multitude of counselors

there is safety." " Is n becoming to me?" esked ehc, as she paraded in the costume of 100 years ago before her husband. "Yes, my dear," . said he, meekly. " Don't you wish I could dress thia way all the time?" she asked. "No, my dear," he replied; "but I wish you had lived

when that was the style." Tee courts of Portugal have decided that a woman can not legally marry after she has reached the age of 50, but the smartest lawyer in that country will have

to hump around sharp before ha caa grapple the document a to prove that a ftingle woman ever lives to be over -10. Breakfast Table. Tee late Bishop of WTuaehester, Dr. Samuel "Wilberforce, commonly called "Soapy Sam," could say a smart thing

now and then. He was traveling by rau one day, when a lady, verging czi the sixties, asked him how it happened that the Psalmist, in the following verse : "Young men and maidens, old men and children, praise the naci& cf the Lord," neglected to mention ladies of her particular age.' "Oh, ray dc-ar lady," eaid

the Bishop, "if you reads liu3ivU.acr you will fed it e"y : ' ye dragons an! evil s pliits praise Ilia holy name.

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