The Liberty Review, Volume 8, Number 23, Liberty, Union County, 30 November 1899 — Page 4

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If you are sick and discouraged 'with impure blood, ca.ta.rrh or rheumatism, t?ei,Hood's Sa.rsa.pa.rula faithfully and l ts-s:.-te-''', and you 'will soon have a. J cure. 7 1 15 medicine has cured thousands of others and rfwill do the sarr for you. "Faithf ully Taken, ""'

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OZARK AGRICULTURE.

Farmers Practice Rotation of Crop la That Prolific Reelon.

Ozark humor appreciates the story that siMpnti-t was nuite amazed the other day

t observing a larmer.

Dt snakes t

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rr.ed vin by the plow, arrange the

dead snakes in the turrow before he went

back to the p.ow. "Why do you do that, my good man? the icientist -asked. The farmer looked curiously at the scientist, and, seeing that he was really in search of information, replied: "I do that o the p!owwill cover the jnakes on the next round." Seeing that the scientist was still mystified, the farmer continued: "I cover the snakes so that they will decompose. That is what you cail it, int it?" "es," said the scientist, with a rising inflection. "Well," continued the farmer, "the decomposition of animal matter furnishes nourishment for the plant life. I believe?" "Y es." again said the scientist. "Tr.en snakes will nr.Ve corn crow, 't they?" triumph nt';y a-Wer" t'ne ':-! f-r.

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Ainon tL battered flotsam and jetsam that ha accumulated in a second-hand store In New Orleans, sayis ihe Times-Democrat, is a shabby round table with f- curious secret, and no doubt a still more curious history. The top was once covered with green billiard cloth, which is worn to tatters and discloses a steel plate set in the center and perhaps ten inches square. The whole top is loose and can be removed, revealing an interior space containinga horseshoe magaet wound with a wire and connected with nn armature, very much like that of an ordinary telegraph instrument. A close examination shows aiv insulated wire running down one of the legs to a small knob or button, protruding on the outside. When the top is. in place the steel plate rests directly over the ninernet. This strange device is explained clearly enough by its present, owner "It. is a dice table," he said, "on-which a lot of money has been won. When it was in order there was a pood-sizec" battery inside connected with the magnet. When the Snob on the leg wa pressed the current was turned on. and that made the stec' plate magnetic The dice th.oy used with ii had small metal disks on one face, and as Ionr

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HomeReekei Iif iir!n. Tickets r.re on sale at nil pi in ci pal ticket offices of tl:e C. H. & 1. By., on the first find third Tue.-M.iays of t :ioh month. Lo round trip rates are mude to poiut in the Vest. South and Southwest. It' you contemplate a trip this winter it will he to vuur interest t" consult your uennt ('.. H. : I) Agent or write 1 (.. Kd ards. P. T. M. , Cini-inuati. .).

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fl-ETTEK IO Mas. PIS5HAM NO. 94,3SlS "lam so grateful to you for what Lydia E. Plnkham's Vegetable Compound has. done for mc that i feel as

thoug-li I must toll itxut it. A year pgo I was taicr-7i -t' sicl. Do.'tvrs.cul' a mo no rood only to deaden the pain which 1 had almost con stantly. I got some of your Compound and took one bottle

bnd received benefit from it at once. I ha? taken it ever since and now have no backache, no pain in my sice and my stomach and bowels are perfectly well. I o;:n honestly say hat there is nothing- like it. If I could Only tell every woman how much g-ood your medicine has done me, they would surely try it." M aktha M. Kig, Noirrii

cy:or. trifle wn.i health "e of indifTercnce that is

t -a-, r, nd.--r:itaiKling. Happiness and usef in- s aepend on physical health: s: Cms a g-ood disposition. Disease makes women nervous, irritable and snappish. The very effort of ailimr women to be p-ood-natured makes them nervous. Write to 3 1 r.s. Pinkham, she will help you to health and hnppiness. It costs notiunp to get Mrs. I'inkham's advice. Her address is Lynn, Mass.

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people ! y showing them how to uard ! ":-'J against the pests of lheir herds, Hekls ,V J , ' and ii-i arls. besidee reducing to a I ' i ' remarks be extent the mnrtalisy it, .x i - 11 their hospit als, and both the medical " ' , practice and die i'.vgier, ie habits cf all ' ?' V V ' civilized nations-are th.-iriiig l hessj ben- i-jtf - il : , flits. s;:s Vouih-s Companion. J J X ' The ei.iirscs- of biology in our col- tfy -sas- pV,1 icgfe ti'in include some knowietiire ot - ' ii i ' ' ' bactei ieloi' v, and i here re epocia! pro- , Jk:i - ! ,;' ; ' i vis.lor.is for students who wish tu follow y3Zr j ep this, fruitful branch in ihe labora- .'s ff!t fltif$ ' torie. Happily for a:! the people, iht , "C- JJ'-f I results- of sacli inciuiries become a ' " J.f -' I i part of common knowledge, even while 'j i 'he process jrf ttill among the mya- V' lr"vl ' ' ' : tcrids of science. t -jviN y'1, riioi;van,s of hiTvi!-s pr.d factories ' i

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Good Farmer Jones was one who loved to help his fellow man; His heart was ever set upon some philanthropic plan. He loved to drop his quarter in the contribution tox To buy the infant heathen pretty little shoos ani socks. Or help to purchase hymn-books forthe cannibAts so wild. Or send a lovely necktie to some dusky Zulu thud; In fact the worthy creature was delighted if he could Rut find some new invention in the way of doing good. Now Farmer Jones had often read those tales of kindness doo On holidays to needy folks by some large-hearted one How Trapper Norton kept so well the jolly Christmas tide I!v dining all the lonely men who roamed the woodland wide. And other stories much the same which here and there he found; So when November came to hint "Thanksgiving's coming 'round, He wished that he might do some deed that bore the Norton stamp. And inspiration said: "Then feed the suffering, homeless tramp." Now tramps were plentiful about the home of Fsrmtr Jones, j And, mainly, when they asked for bread th-towsfotk gave them stoe

E'en Jones himself, in tithes gone by, had t night his cur that game; Put now, as inspiratioa tpoke, his being felt a thrill: "1 11 feed them tramps rhanksgi.in Pay," he said, "b'gosh I will I I'll be a second Norton, and invite them wand'rers here. And fill their hungry stomachs full of good old country cheer." Now Mrs. Jones, our hero's wife, was practical and plain. And did not take to doing good in just her husband's vein; She "had no love for dirty tramps," she emphatically said. And hinted that her better half was "goin' off his head;" "If them low critters air ter come 'round here Thanksgivin Day," Said she, "1 11 board ter brother Ote's until they've gone away."

"Hoard where yer please!" her husband cried, "But mine's a sacred trust Philanthropy!" roared Jones, inspired, "Philanthropy or bust!" So when the next stray vagrant called the good man saw his chance. And, after he detached his dog from the newcomer's pants, He told the latter of the feast which he was asked to share. And bade him to bring all his friends to taste the sumptuous fare. He told him of the turkeys plump which were to grace the board. He spoke of puddings round and rich with luscious raisins stored. He spoke of cider and of nuts, of apples and of pies. Until the happy vagrant left with watery mouth and eyes. Thanksgiving morn dawned clear and bright, and Farmer Jones arose And donned in honor of the day his Sunday suit of clothes, And, after driving Mrs. Jones to "brother Ote's," returned To ireet the humble friends for whom his generous spirit yearned. The dog. securely muzzled, was within its kennel chained. And of the servants 'round the place there not a one remained; Our hero of his goodness was a trine proud, we own.

And wished all praises from his guests should be for him alone. Beneath its plenteous array the table seemed to bend. With dainties heaped in luscious piles it shone from end to end. Four mighty gobblers lay in state all ready for the fork. With roasts of beef and legs of lambs and rounded ribs of pork; Potato mountains frowned above the crimson cranberry lakes. And puddings crowded pumpkin pics, and doughnuts elbowed cakes. Said Farmer Jones: "I calkerlate that feed'll strike 'em dumb; Why, Norton, he wa'n't in my class! now let the comp'iiy come." And come they did, by twos and threes, from cast, west, north and south. With smiles of joy a-dancing 'round each rough be-whiskered mouth; And there were tramps who begged and stole, and tramps who bathing shirked. And tramps who sang and tramps who sighed, but ne'er a tramp who

worked. .nd there was "Weary Raggles," "Dusty Rhodes'" and "Sandy Pike,' "Frayed Fagin," "Tired Thomas," "Walker Lott" and "High-toned Ike, And many another favorite who with delighted grin Heard Farmer Jones cry : "Welcome all! Now, gentlemen, pitch in!" Pitch in they didj !?' lM'&i?W4tS6f:?&fe' SP.i Tauhs, The turkeys so,-rt were made to look tike x-ray photograp'is ; t he puddings lost their rounded shapes, the pies in wedges flew, The mountain iif ootatoes were hv earth,. -'- 'it in ii ... ind wnen ot Iwd'ou .. .rtseapVas to ie louno, Then Farmer T ties with cider filled the glasses all around. And told them now they'd feasted well on sweets and fruits and roast He'd like their kind attention while he ventured on a toast. They greeted him with hearty cheers when he arose to speak; His heart was touched and grateful tears stood on his sunburnt cheek ; "My friends," he said, " I hope yer' ve tried ycr appetites ter stay, (Cries of "you bet we have!") And now on this Thanksgivin' Day. I wish ter state that doing good ter others is true bliss ; f" That's so! Hear, hear!") And so my toast, my friends, is simply this: Thanksgivin', tempered with ahem reel, true philanthropy:" They drank it twice, then once for luck, and gave him three times three. Then " High-toned Ike" rose to reply and said : "Gents all. I claim That this ere grand Thanksgivin' Day is worthy of the name. And when I think of all we owe our entertainer here, I wish I owned a handkercher in which ter drop a tear; I long to have a hogshead nigh ter weep in, as my mind Recalls the fact that we must go and leave this friend behind ; But. brothers all. we must not leave this sweet and lovely scene Without some little souverneers ler keep his memory green." " Fer instance," Ike continued, " I will take these silver spoons. They'll bring ter mind that cran'br'y sass and them delicious prunes; And likewise I will pocket this ere silver ladle, for 'Twill make me think of Jones, the first in peace and also war ; And, Mr. Ragjles, I've no doubt that tespot thcte would be A pretty keepsake-like fer you though you ain't fond of tea ; I know that Mr. Jones is pleased, I see it in his eye. To think we'll ail have sometbin' ter remember of him by."

s, ten two-cent one, please." said the .it h the Dewey button on her picket as she stopped at the window marked mis." "Haven't they a horrid taste?" . "f laying her letters on the lit'.' f the window and iei-J.'eiv I , on me Jia,-.1,r-f;-uk VLI 0f p;-per. ; , t.. r w-,.,1. lhfv aorit have assorted 1 m U:f i:ue- the same as thev do in S rafP'a or anything: , like that. I; 1 it. would be awfully nice to buy ten :

cctv prth of linilla two cents, or choc- i cd-r speCi.-l deliveries, you know; and if you j 'Jti! revenues, why, they eould be in j I 'i tone flavors, tutti-frutti, or caramel, or - 'forma fruit. I think it would be great, a1 you'd seil more stamps, too, you know, v.'.-e s?ir!s would hue them iiisr to lii-t: otT

theflavors. Wish 1 were a man and could sto to 1 ingress. I'd fix L.'s of tilings up nice. God-by." -e guve the last stamp a pat with her na'"J snd tripped away, and the ynunu man her id the liars at the window sighed and lea1 id his weary brow upon his hand. C'hicagc Tribune.

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lt Glory Gone. Ie one of the finest cities of our west the:, lives a certain man who has been

proNiT:nt ail his life in the work of build- j trand nviuacing theaters, lie has been ; too usy at this to have much time for! rertdng. When his pile was made h staroj for Europe and visited the various ceuo.nes. Among other cities he took in i K)in. It chanced that he drove out in j the country and was shown the t'.i.-eiitn. THegmde told hint it was a theater. The c.d pan was surprised. When he e.nne back he was asked about hi- trip: he mm- ; tior.d V t ie. Naturally he was akcd if i ho hd seen .he Coliseum. He had. lie j didni think much of it. To nuote his own i

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Mississippi. Hon. W. V. Sullivan, United States Senator from Missis.-ippi. in a lettei recently written to Dr. Hart man froir Oxford. Miss., say's the follow ix.jr: "For s'line time I have been a sutTerel from catarrh in it most incipient stage 5-.0 much so that 1 became alarmed as tc my p-eneral health. P.nt, biiaring- of Pe ni-na as a good remedy, I gave it a fa.il trial and soon began to improve. Itsef fect.s wirr- distinctly beneficial, remov in" the annoying symptoms, and wai particularly good as n tonic. "J take pdeasure in rrcommendinf your frreat national catarrh cure. Pe-ru na, as; the best I have ever tried." "V. V. Sullivan." Peruna cures catarrh wherever located. Peruna has no subs t ii i.tf-s no ri als. Insist upon having Ptniiia. Address Thp Peruna Medicine Co., Colura b-is, O.. fr a free br.oh on entnrrh.

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The wrathful Jones sprang up amazed, lut swiftly, then and there.

Vith his own clothes line he was bound securely jr. his chair;

lessed be the tie that binds," said Ike. " Now, friends, excuse tl?es

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iftnpua is afugitin'; collect yer souveneers."

And, at the word, that motley crowd, with whoop and joyous shout.

Began with business-like dispatch to clean their patron out. Appropriating everything of value on the place, Regardless of the horror shown upon their victim's face. They rummaged through the closets and tried on his other suits. While "Weary Raggles" took his watch, and "Dusty Rhodes" his boots; They stole the chickens from his coops, the jellies from his shelves. Whene'er they saw a thing they liked they calmly helped themselves ; But, just before they loft, each stood wilh cider glass in fist. While " High-toned Ike" gave out this toast, " Ter Jones, philanthropist! May he live on, a shinin' light amoiitr his feliow men. And give another feed when next Thauksgiviu' comes again. "

Thanksgiving time is here once more and Farmer Jones still lives, Bui, though kind hearted yet, betakes more care to whom he givea. And while this year he feeds again the needy and the poor, His guests are people round about with whom lie feels secure; " Philanthropy though fin'", fer some," he says, " fer some is not, And don't do l.a'i the good chat does a double charge 'er shot ;" So tramps who chance to reajrf this rhyme should take this hint and stay Far, far from Farmer Jones's house upon Thanksgiving Lfoy.

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word iKttenr.e ; asked tiie cus "The las; syllable is silent," stillly he grocer. London Answers.

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ami s: tikes nie as uccniiy .- t.i tins .-.line it.tu.tioii pi-.ijt-et her into liio tut ur utui is.tki s in r ab Vti-.u.l w.th ti.ii.s to cwiiie as pa-t . "Let me i.iusi rate. Win n thee het was .i n,-;i,-p I put in I. .1.1;.-s-Uid.v i i;u; 1, ' ; liui : nations outlook. As tiie result t a rc.o iicd by t:u careiui melliod si'.io, in.nic s--od mr.i'ii.n-. and i?-ad to let g ur.ii a k.-s connIvr thiin i.rsc.nai it: v?"l m i.t . "Ourins a - r:-iu ei" eor. reit :e: e t-rij'-yiiietit : p"-.-pvctive r:t hes my wile l my inve-tiuert .-.lei tilings she m.iiiit expect when l' c losed. It tf.it h r the :-!-: i!" stie w.es i'mti.u make a p i doesn't know what the word st, A market np.it i tireck : couldn't hnuie on t he out ii.- k ::' the dam and a slate snd its.. 1 . ( atne to me with btt she i -. teapots raid stoikiim and t.-'d P. ). M. siiarcs. I -1 . . . .: v jn

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Tfcis Guitir ii made cf the finest irni-.a-tica maicgar.y -a 'S citlief sol. a rose t ci or vv'i-liiut f.n.Tboard, pcirl ir. . i position dots aoi Gcrmsa silver i i frcisi it feas finrv ui l-y around sound hole and best q-L'-v American pitir.t heads: 'he top ci OuiLir is bciuliiudv b-?ur.d wilh cc'.'.-'. .. it is strung wuh a full set ol bcit q-. stif! sprisfs and is ready to p lay upon.

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v'.ien von see a man eager to confess a 8,iil fault the chances are he lias a larger on-t conceal. Chicago Daily News.

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HIS NOTION OF THE DAY.

President Hhst, of Northwestern t ii i - rsi I j , (di m II in I iv f the Iny.

Piesidriit Ilogeis of the Noi t h western university, tal.es an em incut !y progressive view of Tlialiks'V'iii day. "It," he says, "olig i n ii 1 ei I with the l'ligiinis at Ply mouth in 1)21, ami tor to e'-uluries Us observance was pecuiiar to the New Mi.phind states, although it g-i'iietl some t( ( -gu it ion in the mh'd-e stalls dining the revolution. From tiif-e stait. .- it. cxter-ded gradually to the

in 1 pi esiiirnt Lincoln api !;.iii-iia el 'Nov iiiher :.- a giving and praise to t.ur he-

.i 1,. r w.o dn-b i Ii in ihe bite piai.li e, which had hither

to I ir -en in il. now became national, antl we have rut .-t;e h..d national 'J'lianksgivii. K day. n its ui iKin I liaiiks-iviiv day was

i p ir d t i ' ii on as well as o iliaiksI'ne In-! t rrink-ii i uj.s. "l, -1 : al, that - 1 I ii i i : iei t-; ',..'.. Ill ml rm ti. lasted ,i.r si v ia' i.. ''.! " (rums sei V lees opened i M 'j ov. -a 1 1 ie- i. doubt, but I i.ese veie o, (,! ov : e i' ! t a iiiusi no 1. 1 s. 'lobe .i,. 1 , -i 11'fllN werr fi'! Sillijl e, f'llr , 1)' i ' ! i.e 1 ones, i in) n. I i 1 o-e , v. :' v. ! ... !: - i.,,,.,;. P.ot t - i. ii-.i ' '.na is that Oi-lgiindij it a

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not exclusively a religious festival, and I feel free to say that I do not agree with those who think that it ought to be converted into a strictly religious festival. "We ought not to forsake the assembling of ourselves together in the churches on that day, but, having conscientiously per

formed that duty, it is a mistake to assume that the rest of the day is to be observed as though it were Sunday. Keoication and amusements of the riRht kind are a necessu, and they are not to be frowned upon as something inconsistent with the highest type of morality and manhood. And the days in vvhiih we can besi indulge in recreation and amusement aie the holidays. Put good people everywhere ought to insist, and they will insist, that those amusements be i;.it permit ted to encroach upon t he 1 cligious side of Thanksgiving day. Ihe u ri i vci sit in are not likely to forbid the playing of football on that day, but for them to aiir.w these cimcs to be Sard at a litrie which cou-

t!"..' is ' w i( Ii the f'fiimti services pc niiar to

the day ought not to be permitted. The thing li.-i'l ii "ii'il be wrong, and would prep e I iy iivc gie.it ofTcnsc t o t lie ( briM ia u sen t ill i et oi our 'and. "The TI -in k-giv nig day ot the tu I ure will be like thai, et the past and the present , hai a t i ;:'. ! ty re.igioiw srivicts, hv li' ii-,' ok r, ! - iti.fi by ti a-'ing and good lei i w.-h'p. I'm uia-, 1 would not Uvk it tlierW itt."'

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