Franklin Daily Herald, Volume 6, Number 59, Franklin, Johnson County, 31 August 1885 — Page 2

Franklin Dally Herald MONDAY, AUGUST 31, 1885. TOO MUCH COLLAR.

What a nuisance a collar is, to be surel If the button on your neck-band does not come off in the process of adjustment and sometimes it does noteven then the trouble is not over. On the contrary, it is only just begun If you do not pin down the sides ten to one your collar will be climbing atop of the neck band and keeping you in a continua iret all day long; and if you un dertake to pin the stiff linen in place, you have got a struggle before you. You push and push and the more you push the moie persistently does the in refuse to penetrate. You throw pin No 1 down with acausual remark, and take up pin No 2. No 2 deceives you into believing that it is an honest pin. The point en ers the linen with chorming docility but, when you would drive it home, it doubles up into a fish hook, and with more causual re marks you gling it after No. 1. You catch with desperation a third pin, and, giving it a savage push, drive it half way up to the head in your thumb or linger. Not to mention the pain that passes through your laftcerafed digit, the fact that your collar is besmeared with blood, and that it mut come off and you must begin operations de novo, h enough to complete your transi lion from a mild and gentle good cMizQu into a heartless villain. Yes, the collar U a nuisance, with everything pertaining to it. J IOW OLD SOL USED TO MINE. In 1603 and J 604 the Ithine, Ixdre and Heine ran dry. The heat in several French province during the jammer of 1705 was nqual to that in a glass furnace. Meat could be cooked by merely spoking it to the un. Not o oul dared venture out between woon and 4 p. m. In yi many whops had to close. The theaters never openoj their doors for three months. Not a drop of water fell during ste month;. In 177.'j the thermometer rose to 118 degrees. In J 17-) the heat at Jiologtia was no grwit that u great number of people were stilled. There wan not sullicient air for the breath, and people had to take refuge under ground. In July, 193, the heat became intolerable. Vegetables were

burned up, and fruit dried on

the trees. The furniture and woodwork in dwelling houses An earthquake shock was telt in Western North Carolina yes terday. Said an exasperated Texas father at the dinner table: "You children turn up your noses a everything on the table. When I was a boy I was erlad to ge enough bread to eat.". "I say, pa you are having a much better time of it now you are living with us; ain't you?" remarked Little Tommy. An aged negro was showing the scars of the wounds inflicted by the lash when he was a slave "W !iat a picture!" exclaimed a sympathizing looker on. 'Yes," responded the colored brother, 'Idat's do work oh de ole mas ters." "My boy," said a father to his son, "treat everybody with politeness, even those who are rude to you. For remember that you show courtesy to others not be cause they are gentlemen, but because you are one.1' The saloon men of Iowa have rafsied another point against the prohibitory law, that it is rupug nant to (he civil rights law of the United States, and have filed a petition to have one of the pending cases removed to the Federal court. At Dallas, Tex., Fred Gorman, an unti Prohibitionist, attempted to address a crowd of about 500 people on a public thoroughfare, his theme 'being ''The Liquor Traffic.1' He was drunk, how ever, and was arrested, and a hrong of admiring friend fob owing him to prjson. A not seemed imminent at one time. He was saf Jy incarcerated. A train on tho Indiana k illinoiH Southern Koad wmit down an orumnkrner t at Newton, lib, Friday, and Mr. Lore, of that plao, wan atally Injured. The postal authorities have ordered the fumigation of all mails received from the small ;ox districts of Canada. L iiidon church authorities call on the municipal Government to suppress the sale of filthy litralure. Ceremonies are dfferent in eycry country, but true politu news js everywhere the same. Kincetho 1st of Juno the Gov ornrnent has shipped from Han Prauciscoe to New York 112,flOOJOo in gold.

The first coffee ever produced in the United States is said to have been grown by Mrs. Aizeroth near Manatee, Fla., in 1880. She has twenty-five coffee trees on her plantation. The Prince of Wales goes to

more balls and dances than any married man of his time of life in in London. Indeed, thero is scarcely any bachelor over forty whd docs so much in this line. The Texas fever is destroying cattle in Pottawatomie and Harrison counties, Iowa. There were 4,580 new cases and 1,428 deaths from cholera reported from Spain. An editor, who was impelled to givo up his Heat to a lady in a stroet car, described it as being crowded out to make room for more interesting matter." The trouble between the Knights of Labor and the uianaagers of the Wabash System of railroads is in a fair way to be amicably adjusted. The Vincenncs News lias enter ed upon it seventh volume. Helen Hunt Jackson is said to httve earned $3,000 annualy wifh her pen. The Ohio prohibitionists have asked Governor iloadly to dis cuss prohibition vs. license with Dr. A. H. Leonard, their candi date. The Treasury Department has succeeded in diminishing its und of minor silver coin by 072,000. Of the 517 siudcntM at the Uni versity of California, 319 intend to practice law. Russia is making overtures for an alliance with Turkey. Yellow invar U raging at Pacific orls In Mexico, racked and split up. Meal went ;ad in an hour. The citizens of ItoJpbi tendered brilliant complimentary ben'fk to Mr. J, W, liiley, thw "Mooter pot," The entertainment which was of a literary and tnoVical character, was parttcipat d in by tb b'Mt local talent of that place and mtt'r i:Uiw, Mrs. John (', J!ew, of JndianapolU, atuinwl a leading yafly Ijring the month of July, of the prewnt year, 'ew York City r;-iv'd by rail 5,210.308 huwhU of wheat Kor the run) month in IXKO the receipts were V.WSM'il IhjhIikIh. The Jowa republican platform demands a fair trial uf the prohibition law before it U rjx-al! and lieenwH nul-Hlituted.

An early (all is predicted. Nick Bradley, a member of the Wilkettbarre, Ta., base ball team, hascon.e iiito a fortune of $ 100 OOO.by the death 08 his grandfather in England. A Cah form a lady, who has become rich by managing hor own farm, has one hundred acres of pyrothum this year. Pyrethcum is the plant from which tho insccticido, known as Persian powdor, is manufactured.

Tho natural bridgo, in Rockbridge county, Va., is 2l5 foot high 100 feet wide, and has asp tn of 90 feet. )n lant Sunday fully 8,000 perm tjb were at Bethany rtrk. Thw wan th greatest day Brooklyn Ijhh ever . and it might to put Home pride into this dead town and moke the citizen or Home of them that live in the neighborhood of the Tark, clean up their yards, alley, nt reels, etc., and by no doing make their place not only more attractive but more healthy. MartinsI ville Republican. The Deca urf ews, o , ev o year owned and published by A. W. Donnell, at GreenHturg,hanbeen purchased by James E. Mendenhall, recorder of the county, for 4,000. Mr. Mendenhall ba also purchased tho Pre and will now consolidate the two under a new name. We fee assured that he will make it win and the democracy will have a strong and effective pilot in him, one who will be courageous, bon'orablem all contests for the principles of right. The wish g'es around that tueces may crown him in hi undertaking. FCH CUE! Clr ttmtmi MtmU Hull. Tli lx)t In Aiurl;. All front re nown! nir in neui' Uud. All rKtU d kiid pHlirrMM iur;ii4Mw. Frtmw U m4 Tmrmm Kmmjr, A4dreiM. UtUAX 01MMC BrMkiite turn. ft. Vmtm. IuL STEWARTS HEALING FOVCEn Cures, all .open sore on Animals from any cause, tore boulders, cuts, kicks, rope burnt, core-backs, scratches, cuts from bart-w ro fonce, etc. It Is the bmt, cheapest, most satisfactory t nogrgaso cr embll to attract flfesi noes, not burn a soro like liniments t easih i. 1 1 Harness of Drugstores. STEWART HEALIIIOPOWDER CO. St.Loufs and NewYork, Keep your stock f n good condition by using Bto warf s Stock Remady AH Sorts of hurts and many sorts of ails of man and beaut need a cooling lotion. Mu;tang Liniment.

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