Pike County Democrat, Volume 28, Number 22, Petersburg, Pike County, 8 October 1897 — Page 3

HOW THE FARMER IS PROTECTED Am Abanrd Claim of the Blgb Tariff Orijaa#. The republican organs attempt to blind tlie farmers by tolling them how the Dingley robber tariff "protects” them, and then proceed to say that if anyone denies that it benefits the farmer. he is ignorant. The following is the fist of the “protected” products of the farm furnished by one of these organs: “Cattle, *2 a head: hog3. fl.SO: horses. 130: sheep, $1.30: barley. 30 cents a bushel; buckwheat. 15 cents; corn. 15 cents; oats, 15 cents; rye. 10 cents: wheat £5 cents; butter. 6 cents a pound; milk, 2 cents a gallon; beans. 45 cents a bushel: cabbage. 2 cents each: eggs. 5 cents a dozen; hay. $4 a ton: honey. 20 cents a gallon: hops. 12 cents a pound; potatoes, 25 cents a bushel: lard. 2 cents a pound; poultry, 3 cents a

The tariffites expose their own ignorance by trying to palm off such “stuff” as argument in support of the absurd claim that the tariff is. or can be .a benefit to the farmer. There is not a single article in the above list the duty on which protects the farmer. None of them are brought from othex countries, but are produced here in abundance and supplied to other countries. What a great “protection,” for instance, that tariff of $30 a head on horses is when they can be bought throughout the west in abundance for less than that price per head. What advantage is this tariff on live stock or farm products to a Sangamon county farmer who ban live stock or nnythlngelse to sell? Does the tarffc of 15 cents a bushel on com affect the price of Sangamon county corn? And how much milk and honey does the old world send over here to compete with Illinois farmers? Then there is hav. that is “protected" at four dollars j**r ton. What good does that do the farmers of the great west, when hay. in some localities, is actually, selling to-day at a dollar a ton less than the tariff? Referring to this “protection"on hav. the Newark (O.) Advocate draws quite an object lesson for the farmers of that section. Three years ago when the Wilson tariff, that had just passed congress, fixed the duty on. hay at*-two dollars a ton. every farmer who brought hay to Newark to sell, the Advocate says, was given a greatsong arid dance by republican claqueurs that hay was down in price in consequence of the tariff redaction. The price was then firm at nine dollarsn ton in Newark. Farmers found ready sale there at that price at this time 11)rev' years ago. ltut what ure they getting for their hay in Newark now. since the “protection" has been increased to four dollars a ton? The Advocate says six to six dollars and fifty cents a ton are the best prices that fanners are offered for their hay row, and the republican claqueurs who were solqud in 'talking about the low price of nine dollars a ton in 181*4. in con sequence of a lower tariff, are now as mum as oysters. The “protection" to farmers don’t protect, and farmers can’t be fooled by this republican fallacy any longer.— Illinois State Register. BRYAN SHOWS THEM UP. rnnrturn the Sophistry of Republican Ranter*. The sophistry of republican special pleaders for the causes of scant mouev und high tariff is cleverly punctured by Mr. Bryan. Thfct distinguished gt utieman has taken up the jubilate of t he republican press over the high price of wheat—about the only evidence of prosperity which exists in this country— and shown conclusively the humbug of the claim that legislation has anything to do with it. The claim is so absurd and it has been so often demolished that Mr. Bryan’s work would seem to be suncrerogatorv. but perhaps

too much can rot be said in the exposure of republican shams. In discussingtbe matter he used these words: “The first hopeful thing that came to aid republican imagination since the election was the discovery of gold in Klondike, and the second was the rise in the prie*1 of wheat. There publicans, however, had no right to rejoice over the iKscovery of the new gold mines, because this would tend to increase the volume of money, and that was opposed by the republican platform. “As to the rise in w heat, it came from famine abroad, and. in fact, did r.ot benefit the man wl * had wheat to sell. He did not find that his wages had been raised any. but it cost him more to buy his flour. Then, too, if the rise in wheat is a pood thing for the farmers, it was just what the democrats claimed last fall when they said it was higher-priced commodities the people wanted and r ot higher-priced money. They wanted prices advanced by takirp from pohl that pUTrhasmg power which had been added by fraud rather than advanced by famine and suffering" No reply is possible to these statements. They are rock-ribbed facte and carrot be arc tied astray. The providential happening* of which such bofF use is made by the republican newspapers and speakers only serve to strengthen the position taken by bimetallists.—Binghamton (X. If.) Republican. -Mr. Hanna’s coal mine*, or most of them, have pone into blast apain. From all accounts his dippers do not return to their studies with any prent amount of enthusiasm. This is strange, because Mr. Hanna himself has been frank enough to say that from his mother’s breast be has been labor’s best and most exclusive friend. Incidental!y we may be excused for njmarking that Mr. Hanna’s gold mine, located in Wall street, gives every evidence of I a rich output in 1898, not to say any- j thing about 1900.—Washington Tunes. -The republican gold organs have j been instructed to shout “prosperity" all along the line. Some of the rattlebrained writers for these papers show their ignorance or contempt for facts and conditions when they a-scribe the rise in wheat and the fall in silver to the Dinglev bill and the gold stand- ; Brd. and not to XatureV Cod.—Silver Knight National Watchman.

THE FALL IN SILVER. Solid Foots tor the Enemies of Bimetallism. Narrow monometallists hare been extracting much comfort out of the recent fall in the price of silver. On the same principle they must experience a good deal of discomfort when they read the quotations showing a rise in the white metal of about 7Yt cents above the low mark reached September 1. The fact that the upward turn was due entirely to mere rumors that purchases of silver were being made for India substantiates the contention of bimetallists that the disparity in the commercial value of gold and silver is mainly due to the degradation of the white metal caused by its being struck from

the coinage. Another stimulating element was the tentative announcement by the governor of the Bank of England of the possibility of that institution utilizing its silver reserve as permitted by its original charter. That the suggestion did stimulate the price is another proof that bimetallists are right. The importance which attaches to the rise of 7*4 cents in a few days must appeal with telling force to the minds of the uncompromising single standard advocates here and in Europe. Ex* perts are unable to account for the rise on any other hypothesis than that mef’e rumors stiffened the silver market. No mind not enthralled in blind and stubborn prejudice can doubt that if mmor has such an effect on the price of the white metal, a steady demand, such as would be created by its restoration to j its old place in the coinage system of the United States, would give it a stable | value which would soon settle all doubts as to parity or ratio. Another matter of importance demonstrated beyond i the shadow of a doubt by the recent upward bulge Is the sensitiveness of sil- | ver to conditions. This sensitiveness is ! no new feature, though the gold advocates are trying to make the world beI Hove it is. In 1 c00. when it seemed probable that congress would enact a free coinage bill, the price of silver bullion ! rose to $1.2(1 an ounce in gold in all the ! markets of the world, lacking only nine ; cents |H'r ounce of reaching parity, and S all because of a mere probability of the restoration of the white metal to the coinage ofNtlje I’nited State*. These are solid facts which no amount of argument by the enetuies of bimetallism can destroy or weaken.—St. Louis Republic. IMPORTS L ACKING. The Illnaley I.avr la Penn Inn I p the Trenaurjr DetVolt. Mr. Dingley’s explanation of why his tariff bill is a failure is a sufficient commentary on the boasted republican capability for legislation, llis explanation ! is almost amusing in its weakness, not to say its stupidity, lie argues, with a freedom that disregards accuracy in details. that during the four months the tariff bill was receiving the attention of the senate there was not far from$100,(Kiu.ooo worth of goods imported in excess of the amount imported during the same period.of the previous year. This excess of importations was in anticipation of an increase of duties and with a view to escaping the payment of new rates. Prior to July 1 there was paid in duties under the old law $32,000,000. This he argues should be credited to the Dingley law and not to the Wilson law. Singularly enough this amount just about covers the deficit for the present fiscal year. But the Dingley law goes right on piling up a deficit month after month. Chairman Ding--ley’s explanation is like a limited ticket, not gopd afterdate. Next month he will have to give another explanation, and it will have to be something else, because he has used up the $32,000,000 "anticipatory duties” the first crack. The real reason why the Dingley bill does not produce revenue enough is that there are insufficient imports. There are insufficient imports because the dure high. The duties were placed high for the very purpose of shutting out imports. The Dingley bill is therefore a failure because it defeats itself. High protection and revenue clash in a tariff bill. If high protection is set up. revenue is lacking. The Dingley bill is a failure because the rates are too high, We would like to know how long our republican friends believe that the DingleV law settles the tariff question, with a deficit running at the rate of $10,- < .'0.000 a month?—Utica Observer.

PARAGRAPHIC POINTERS. -The anxious seeker after McKinley prosperity may find plenty of it these days—in the pockets of trust magnates.—Tammany Times. -“The farmer’s wife who takes ten dozen eggs to market and gets less sugar for them than she got for eight dozen three months ago will not study a long time before she understands how a tariff bill that increases the price of sugar depreciates the price of eggs.— Ohio Patriot. --It h;is remained for McKinley, the pure and patriotic apostle o'f protection, to reestablish the practice so long held in contempt by all political parties of foisting impecunious relatives into office and making his election a special providence to his own and his wife’s families. Put it is all uonsense to talk of McKinley's inconsistency. This pensioning of his family ia entirely consistent with the theory and purpose o? protection.—Minneapolis Times. -The treasury deficiency under the first year of the Dingley haw will be greajer in amount than has occurred in this country since the close of the civil war. All of Dingley’s twistings, evasions and apologies cannot get around this fact. Just as soon as the money accumulated by Grover Cleveland’s bond issues is exhausted the treasury will be empty, there will have to l>e other bond issues or the tariff tinkered with again to make it a rev-enue-producing measure. Protection aa a revenue contrivance is an obsolete idea.—Pittsburgh Post.

THE FARMING WORLD. ■ -

THE FARM MORTGAGE. Two well-to-do farmers were talking on* day Of crops, and the weather and prospects of hay. And the obstacles many each season would bring— The heat of the summer, the lateness of spring. Said one to the other: “If only the weeds | | Could once be got rid of; but most of the j seeds ; Have wings and go flying all over the place— To stand it with patience, it takes lots of grace. “Which kind is the worst now I hardly can tell, | This summer my meadow would look very well 1 If the daisies were not scattered over so thick. I I can't bear those flowers, they Just make me sick." But then said his neighbor: “The docks are ail worse | And the Canada thistle is really a curse. ; The iron and cotton weed both spoil a crop. I Just to name all the pests one never could stop." j Said the first: “Cockle-burr I find a great j pest; ; I don't see but that each Is as bad as the rc3t; The wild onions grow where our cows love j to feed— I wonder why God ever planted a weed!” Just then Uncle Jake with his snowy white hair ! Came riding along on his old sorrel mare, : And. seeing the farmers were talking to- j j get her. He stopped for a word on the state of the weather: And soon with their chat of the farm and ; its needs Came up the dispute they were having on weeds: And both of them said they were willing j to take As final the verdict from, good Unci* Jake. “My friends." said the old man—his talk- | Ing was slow— “I've lived a long time and this one thing I know: All the weeds you have mentioned can't do so much harm As ope root of mortgage once grown on j the farm. “Weeds die in the winter and give you a rest, ! But ‘Us then that the mortgage will grow at Its' best. For the farmer has leisure to think ar.d j to see What a tyrant relentless a mortgage can be. i “It grows when the ground Is all covered j with snow; It grows when the sweet summer breerea j do blow. It blights every prospect that once seem'd | so fair— You cannot escape It, you know It la 1 there. 1 “The money for butte? your good wlft has made. The price tor the eggs her chickens have laid. For interest-payment all promptly must go. For mortgages have to be watered, you know. “And though you feel sure you are going to pay The principal off some good coming day J It takes all the money to meet present ; j needs. And you find that a mortgage Is muct ! worse than weeds. “But I must be off-take the word of a [ friend, | We can bear any 111 that our Father may j send: ! All the weeds He has made need not giv* us alarm. If only the mortgage is kept off thi farm." j With this Uncle Jake bade them both a good day, ; And on his old mare he went jogging away. While the farmers rose slowly and one of them said: I “I vum, but he hit the nail square on th« j head.” —M. L. Nutting, in Ohio Farmer. FOR HAULING STONES. A Klffcing ’Which Makes the Unloadtog an Easy Job. On some farms the only time foi j hauling stones is when the ground is - dry and firm after harvest. A rigging may be made to aid in unloading by lengthening out the wagon &o^that a

QUICK DUMPING DEVICE. platform can be built upon two strong poles, as shown in tire illustration The poles serve as bed pieces to which the platform should be hinged on one side and hooked on the other. When ready to unload the stones, unhook and dump. —W. ilentzien, in American Agriculturist. Timothy on Sandy Soil. Timothy grass is often sown on sands soil, not because it is especially adapted to it, but because sandy soil is not easily seeded with anything, and timothy, which can be sown late in summer and all through the fall succeeds rather bet- ; ter than the grasses and clovers sown in spring. All sandy soils are deficient in mineral plant food. Timothy does not | require much, either of phosphate or ' potash, until its seeds begin to form. It does not need one-quarter as much of these minerals or of lime as does clover. | and as its roots run near the surface it j is manured chiefly by the ammonia gathered by falling rains in their pas- f sage through the air. When once seeded with timothy, the grass will remain in sandy soil until it is starved out, and mosses take its place. Table Scrap* Make Egg*. There is no feed for hens that is better than table scraps of every kind. Pieces of bread, scraps of meat, parings of vegetables, and all such bits as are usually wasted, if fed to hens will be returned in the shape of eggs. We have found from experience that the scraps from a family of six will furnish feed for 12 hens, keeping them in good condition the year through. This means that the scraps from the table of such a family are worth 180 dozen of eggs. The 18 hens were kept in a yard >8 feet square.

HOW TO HIVE BEES. gome of the Method* In Geuernl I'm Among Beekeeper*. Once the bees have clustered, the operation of getting them into the hive is not so formidable as it would appear. Like every other operation in the working of the hives, the insects must be handled cautiously and gently. The hive must be ready beforehand. The frames should have foundation strips fastened to the top as "starters’* for the bees to work upon, and to make sure of them stopping iu the new abode many beekeepers give them a comb from the parent hive containing brood j and honey. > 1 An ingenioid device used by some of our beekeepers foi catching swarms is described as follows by Prairie Farmer: To make lit. get a forked stick, bend the forks together in the shape of a hoop and just large enough to go into an ordinary-sized coffee sack (or other open material that will not smother the bees), then fasten it to the mouth of the sack. Bend the stick near the fork; For convenience cut the stick in two near the fork and fasten the two parts together again so that they can be easily taken apart. Shalve the bees from the comb into the sack, turn it over and no bees can escape. Carry them to the hive, take the cover off and gently lay the sack on the top of the frames, so bees can crawl out of the sack down into the hive. Some people merely place the hive on the ground and put a wide board before it. Then cut off the branch to which the swarm is clinging and bring the whole to the front of the hive. When the bees are brushed otf on the board they will usually enter the hive prepared for them without much trouble. Others brush the bees rdf the branch into a basket, bos or tin dish, and hive

V DEVICE FOR HIVING SWARMS. the bees in any convenient way. Once a number of them have entered the hive they will call the others that may be still in the air, who will join them. Dipping the bees off with a dipper is preferable to brushing, as the latter irritates them exceedingly and shquld be avoided as much as possible. In hiving, a particular point is to have the hives clean, sweet and light. Bees hate the smell of paint. Care should be taken that they should all be got into the hive, particularly the queen, or they may desert it again. If they linger about the entry and are slow in entering a spriukling of water thrown over them will accelerate their motion. HINTS FOR STOCKMEN. In training a colt to harness nevei work it beside a sluggard or worn out horse, but rather by a quick, active, steady horse. Keep the old sows that have proved themselves good breeding animals as long as they coutiuue to farrow good litters of thrifty pigs. In commencing to feed new corn tc hogs it is best to commence with a light ration at first and gradually increase as they get accustomed tc eating. With all stock intended for market it is an item to crowd the feeding now, a better gain in proportion to the amount of food supplied can be secured cow than later.—Farmers* Union.

Yount; Stock for Children. Every boy on the farm should be given a young animal to raise for himself, he to attend to, it and be induced to take an interest in its progress, lie will thus early become fond of animals and of farming, and will be more reconciled to farm life when he is grown. The boy who leaves the farm for the city is the one who has never had any opportunities and looks upon farming as drudgery. Labor becomes a pleasure when there is something to strive for, and the early education of the boy on the farm should be by giving him an interest in something. All children love young stock and pet them.—Farmers’ Voice. Kerned)- for Lice on Hoax. A well-known veterinarian gives the Rural World the kerosene emulsion formula, as the best all around remedy for lice on hogs. It should be applied through a sprinkling can. and if the sides and bottom of the pen are given a good spraying also, it will help materially in ridding the hogs of this troublesome pest. The emulsion is made as follows: Hard soap, one-half pound; boiling water, one gallon; kerosene, two gallons; dissolve the soap in the water, add the kerosene, and churn w ith a pump for five or ten minutes. To this add 20 pafts water, to one of the emulsion when it is ready to be applied on the hogs. Orals the Farm Cellar. Wet or damp cellars mean fold air, and consequently diphtheria, malaria, rheumatism and bronchial affectious. Before the fall raius come on. have drain tiling laid outside, and a foot below the base of the foundation, and run it diagonally across the cellar, connecting it with the outside and street drains. This drain must have no connection with sewage, kitchen slops or surface water, and ought to be well below- the frost line. The cellar floor and w alls should be cemented, and, if bricks are used for the foundation walls, it is well to have layers of cement between. Have the drain laid at some distance from the well.—Housewife.

Lilt Month of the Tean'eaaee €#&.•• teamtal and Industrial Expoattlon. The month of October ejoses this greatest of all Expositions ever held in the Southland next to the Columbian, the best ever held in this country. For the closing month, special attractions have been arranged, and the rates from all parts of the country have been made lower than ever before known, The location (Nashville, Tenn.) is on the main line of the Louisville & Nashville Railroad, directly on its through car route between the North and South, and the trip in either direction via that city can be made as cheaply, if not cheaper, than via any other route. Ask your ticket agent for rates, or write to C. P. Atmore, General Passenger Agent, Louisville, Ky., for rates .and informat ion. “Cows were once used for money.” “Well, I don’t believe people had' much money in their pockets in those days.” An Important Addition to the list of the world’s most valuable medicines is Dr. Belt's Pine-Tar-Honey. Harmless in its nature, yet almost infallible in its action, it is undoubtedly the most efficacious means known to-dav of curing coughs, colds, and kindred diseases Bovs carry their grips conspiculouslv. so people will ask them where they are going. —Washington Democrat. Shake Into Your Shoes. Atlen’s Foot-Ease, a powder for the feet - It cures painful, swollen, smarting feet and instantly takes the sting out of corns and bunions" It’s the greatest comfort discovery of the age. Allen’s Foot-Ease makes tight, or new shoes feel easy. It is a certain cure for sweating, callous, hot, tired, aching feet. Try it to-day. Sold by all druggists and shoe i stores, 25e., Trial package, FREE. Write to | Allen S. Olmsted. LeRov, N. Y. The Alternative. Customer—Chalk down that shave; Fm i broke. Barber—We. don’t trust. If you can’t raise ten cents raise whiskers.—Judge. One Good Dose of Dr. Bell’s Pine-Tar-Honey, on retiring, stops a cough, relieves croup, or cures a | colu, and insures quiet rest and refreshing sleep. It is harmless. Babies love it. AH I mothers who have used it recommend it. A Stumbling Block.—“What is the objection of the politicians to the civil service reform systemi” "The examination ques-tions."’-—Truth.

THE MARKETS, ft ft ft ft 4 2.'* ft 13 SO ft 4 30 ~ 3 85 5 00 4 60 S6 264 •»4 45>j 8 SO ft 12 00 tio Oi* id 12*4 8 50 6*4 4=» N ew York, October 4. 1897. CATTLE Native Steers.$ 4 10 ft# 4 85 oytton Middling . ft 6,4 FLOCK W’utor Wheat. 4 75 5 35 WHEAT-No. 2 Red. ft 85* COKN So. 2. ft 34' OATS No. 2... 23141ft. SS* PORK New Mess.. 9 50 ft 10 00 , ST. LOUIS. COTTON—Middling. .... BEEVES—Steers.. 3 25 Cows and Heifers.. 2 00 CALVES—(per head). 7 00 HOGS—Fair to Select. 3 50 SHEEP—Fair to Choice . 8 <0 FLOUR Patents. 4 85 Clear and Straight.. 4 CO WHEAT-No. 2 Red Winter. CORN—No. 2 Mixed. 25*ft OATS—No. 2..... — ft RYE—No. 2. 44 ft TOBACCO— Lujrs.. 3 00 Leaf Hurley. 4 so HAY—Clear Timothy. 7 00 BUTTER—Choice Hairy.15 ft EGGS—Fresh. — ft PORK Standard juew)........ , .... ft BACON—Clear Rib. ft LARD—Prime Steam. ft CHICAGO. CATTLE-Native Steers. 3 90 HOGS—Fair to Choice......... 3 70 SHEEP—Fair to choice.:. 2 50 FLOUR—Winter Patents.. 5 Ou Spring Patents...... 5 00 WHEAT-No. 2 Spring. .... No. 2 Red (new)..... .... CORN-No. 2... OATS -No. 2.v. PORK Mess (new). 8 15 KANSAS CITY. CATTLE—Native Steers. 3 35 HOGS—AU Grades.... 3 70 WHEAT-No. 2 Hard. 81 OATS—No. 2 White ........... — CORN—No. 2. 24* NEW ORLEANS. FLOUR—High Grade. 4 60 CORN—No. 2. 37 OATS—Western. 254ft HAY—Choice .. 12 00 ft PORK—Old Mess. ft BACON—Sides. ft COTTON—Middling. ft LOUISVILLE. WHEAT-No- 2 Rod.. 92 ft CORN—No. 2 Mixed... 30%ft OATS—No. 2 Mixed. 214ft PORK—New Mess. 9 UO ft BACON—Clear Rib. 6*ft COTTON—Middling....v ft a ua <a i s & ft 274ft 19 ft ft ft it ft i ft ft 14 5 55 4 40 4 25 5 1>* 5 30 864 W4 27* 19* 8 20 5 50 4 10 83*4 20 25 5 20 38 26 13 U0 8 50 6* 6‘, 934 31* 224 9 75 7 6S

A GRAND WORK. Helping Tired Mothers and Giving Rosy Cheeks to ChildrenThousands of tired, nervous, worried women have found strength, health and happiness in Hood’s Sursai>arilla. which purifies their blood, strengthens theirnerves and gives them good appetites. Pale and puny children are given rosy cheeks and vigorous appetites by the greafc blood enriching qualities of Hood’s Sarsaparilla. It is indeed the mother’s friend and it may well have a place in thousand* of families. Be sure to get Hood's. Hand ’c Pi He 4r*the only pills to talc* ■ lUOU S iIIIS with Hood’s Sarsaparilla. Hr, Aabnry Peppers. “Matrimony,” said the sweet girl boarder* “is a holy rite.” “Why, then,” asked Asbury Peppery with the air of a man sure of his ground* “why, then, is it that so many who marry find they are wholly left?”—Cincinnati JSae quirer. Most All Dmnlita sell you what you ask for. Some few will ask you to take something which they clain* is “just as good.” A little more profit induces them to do this. Dr. Bell’s Pine-Tar-Honey is the best cough, cold, and grip cur*. After you try it once you will like it too well to accept any subsitute. Watts—“There is one good feature about file. Klondike that has not been sufficient!* exploited, in my opinion.” Potts—“And that is—” Watts—“The superior facilities for cold storage of a fellow after h% dies, until his friends can send for him.”—* Indianapolis Journal. Almost Inside Oat. < The stomach that is not turned thus by * shaking up on the “briny wave” must be*, well fortihed one. The gastric apparatus cats be rendered proof against seasickness witK that stomachic so popular among travelera by sea and land—Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters. It defends the system against malaria and rheumatism, and subdues liver complaint* constipation and dyspepsia. Caught the Eggs. Judge—How do you know the prisoner* threw eggs at you? Tragedian—1' caught them in the act.— Up-to-Date.

“Me b'v talked w’in he wor two wake* old." "Thatls tttthing. The Bible says Join cursed the day he was born.” It Pna Sot He Proven that Dr. Pal's Pine-Tar-Honey is the beet cough and King remedy on earth unless yo* will try it. It you do this and don’t agre* with us, you get your 25c back quick, right where you buy it. Clergyman—“My boy, do you know it\ wicked to tish on the Sabbath?” Young* ster—"I isn’t fishing; I’m teaching this 'er* wurm to swim."—Tit-Bits. Why Is Star riug Tobacco the UeatT Because it is made from selected stock of the best grade of leaf that grows. The ingredients used in its rp§pufacture are absolutely pure—nothing injurious to the system eaters into it. You can always tell a man who is not uae4l to tipping his hat by the awkward way h* does it.—Washington Democrat. To Care a Cold 1* One Day Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. AH druggists refund money if it fails to cure. 25* Because a man is poor in flesh is no% a sure sign that he doesn’t eat much.—Washington Democrat. A Dose in Time Saves Nine of Hale** Honey of Horehound and Tar for Cough*. Pike's Toothache Drops Cure in one minut* Cover an ass with a lion's skin, and h» will soon manage to poke his ears oat som^ how.—Ham’s Horn. ' i I am entirely cured of hemorrhage ef lungs by Piso*s Cure for Consumption.— Louisa Lindaman, Bethany, Mo., Jan. 8, ’94*. We have noticed that the less a man knows the more he criticises the court*. —Washington Democrat. Hell’s Catarrh Care Is a Constitutional Cure. Price 75e. Do not slight the man because he haa don* wrong.—Ram’s Horn.

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