Plymouth Democrat, Volume 15, Number 31, Plymouth, Marshall County, 7 April 1870 — Page 4

.Marriage.

r.T .Ksll r.si. LINGS. MsilBhfll is a fair transaction on the face ov it. Uut there iz quite too often put-up jobs in it. It is an oltl institvtshun, older than the pyramids, ami az phull ov hyerogliphics that nobody e;in pane History holds its tongue who the pair was who fust put on the silken harness, and j romised to work k.nd in it, thru thick and thin, up hill and down, and on the l jvel, rain or shine, survive or perish, fcink or 9 iin, drown or that. Hut whoever they waz. they must have mule a god thing out of it, or so meany ov their posterity would net hav harm -- il up since and drove out. Tatars iz a grate moral grip to marriage ; it iz the mortar that holds the so-'shul bricks together. Hut th'-re ain't but few pholks who put their money in matrimony who could set down and uve a good written opinyun whi on enrlh tin y CW to did it. This i a grate" proot that it iz one ov them natral kind Of ack-idents that must BaHU jjrt ; . birls tly out ov the nest when they huv G at hers emirT, without being able lew tell why. Some ruatr for buty, and never diskover their mistake; this is lucky. Sum marry tor money, and don't nee it. Sura marry for pedigree, and feel big for six months, ami then very gensiblvcum tew the con H us on that pedigree ain't no better than skim milk. Sam marry btkawze they have bin hiirhsted sum where eist-; this iz a cross match, a bay and u sorrel ; pride may make it endurable. Sum BUI J fr low witbonl a cent in their pocket, nor a lrieud in the world, Mr a drop w pedigree. This looks desperate, '"(t it iz (he trenjth the mm It marryinir tor love ain't a success then iuatiimony is a fled beet. Sum marry because they think wimmin will be scarce next year, and live to wonder how the crop hoUls out. Sum marry tew pet rid ov themselves, and di.-kover thai the RUM MM one thai two could play at, and neither win. Sum marry the second time to get even, nd tind it a gambling game the more they put down the less th y take uj. Sum marry tew be happy, and not finding it, wonder where ail Ind happiness goes to when it dies. S mm marry, they can't tell why, and live they can't tell how. Abnoat everybody gets married, and it ia a good joke. Sum marry in haste, and then sit down ai d think it carefully over. Sum think it over carefully fust, and then sit down and marry. Hoth ways are right, if they hit the mark. Sum marry int&ns tew convert them This iz ;i little riky, and takes a smart missionary to do it. Sum marry eH i mils. Tina is like buying a poor farm heavÜy mortgaged, and working the balance of yean daya to clear oph tht- Mortgages, Harried Life bai iti fbwr i. and tuis i ju-t arhal gives it Its Havoc. Everybody luvs lew phool with the chances, bekaute everybody expekti tew win. Hut I am awtBanriaed lew tute that evoiybodydon! win. lint, after all, married life iz full aa certain a the dry gooda bhmena No man cau swear exackly wharc he will fetch up when he touches Ca i ico K no man can tell just what calico haz made up its mind tew do ne.t. Calico don't kno evea heraeIC Dry goods ov all kinds B the child ov cuiustansis. Sum navel marry, but this iz just ez risky; Ilm disease iz the same, with an otlier name to it. The man who stands on the banks shivering and daaeant, is more apt lew ketch cold than bha who pitches hiz head fust into the river. Thare iz hut few w ho never marry beBbsbjb the went ihej all hanker, and uet ov them starve with bread before them IWpcand on bolh sides,) jist for the laett at grit. Marry yinn iz mi motto. I bev tried it, and I know what I am talking alwmt. It er ny body asks you whi yu got married (if needs be), tell him yu don't recolfcfet Marriage is a catV wny gamble if yu win, yu win a pile, and i yu loan, yn don't hme enny thing, only the privilege ot living di-mally alone, and soaking your own bat I repeat it, in italics, marry yung f Thare iz but lone good excuse for a marrage late in file, and that iz a ajsand viarriatje. Nem York Week'; A Short Story with a Moral. An English writer says : " That night I was out Ute ; I returned by the Lac enhia abowl 11 o'clock. As I approached I mw a strange looking ohj ct COWCfiag under the low eaves. A cold rain wasfalling; it WM autumn. I drew near, and there waa Millie, wot to the skin. lit r lather had driven her out some hours Iktore , she had lain down to lie en for the h-avy snoring of his drunken a)nmberrvM . al she might creep back to bed. Before ehe heard it, But are seemed exhausted, and she foil into a troubled fc'eep, with raindrops pattering upon her. I tried to take her home with me i but no, true as a martyr to his faith, she struggled from me and returned to the now dark and silent Cabin. Thintrs weDt on in this way lor weehl and mouths, but at length Lee grew lets violent, even i i his drunken his, to his self denying child ; and one day, when he awoke from a slu abef after a debauch, and found her preparing breakfast lor him, and singing a childish song, he turned to her, and, with a tone almost tend r, said : " Millie, whit makes von stay with me?'' " Becanee yen are my hither, and I love you." ' Vou love me," r pealed the wretched man ; "you love met Be looked at his bloated limbs, hi.-. Milcd and ragged f l'.thes. " I. ivi-me," he still murmured ; ' Millie, what mikes you love me? 1 am a poor diunkard; everybody eise d. spises me; why don't you P "Dear father," mhl the ghrl, with swimming eyes, "my mother taucht me to jove you, and every eight the cosaee froaa Heaven and standi by my Btllc ti-., and wtys, 1 Millie don't leave your lather ; be w ill get away from th;t rum fiend some ot t! -e daya, and than haw happy yen will he." Theqniet, pernwtent krve oi his child was the re ih-mp' ion of this man. jPVwM t VtJ.no,, f Sermon hy Robeit Ijiinl L'dlicr, of Chi go. .. aa o -bw- i A Kauical Hebtike. Attention is invited to an article, printed eleewherc in the fawaa,takeB from the 'hicazo Tri'xit.e, and entitled: "The riaea add Blanden of the Republican Party." It was su-rest-1 by a debate in the Senate, at Waabtngton, oa Tuesday, on the eligibility ol General Ames to a seat in the senate. 'I be Judiciary Committee reported that he was not a nable lit of the State at the time of his election. The facta and arguments sustaining the report were clear, but a anmber of Senators assailed the report, and hwaatejd that A Bit I should Ih- admitted. Senator Carpenter ndd the Jndfehrry Conamtttee is now a nullity, and that iie-tions are derided in the Senate, not with Refencn to law, when legal considerations are involved, but with regard to party hlttHUta This partisan prostitution is severely rebuked by the Tribune. Itscensure is de livered in such a direct, pointed, and earnest manner that WC may hope it wil' have gome effect outside of Congress. It is idle to hope that the majority there can release itself from party slavery. This fame Senator Carpenter, only a few days go, d dared a pending measure to be "unconstitutional and monstrous,'' and, at the Wime time, declared he would support it if his party commanded him to do so. Chicago Time. At a temperance meeting in Buffalo a frw nights ago a lady deelared it her firm belief that it was a grave sin ir parents to allow their children to use condiments, and inveighfd against the long category ot rin ami crime which may be traced back to the immoderate us cf the etimnlating mustard.

The Crimes and Wunders of the Radical Party. From the Chicaso Tribune. March Mk In the matter ot the claim ot General Ames to a seat in the United States Senate, the Judiciary Committee reported that he was not an inhabitant of the State, and, therefore, not eligible at the time of his election. The discussion, however, has developed a determination on the part of some Senators (perhaps a majority) to admit General Au es anyhow.beeanjt he is a Republican. Senator Carpenter, in speaking of this subject, forcibly condemned the prevailing practice of disregarding law upon political measutl a The judiciary, be said, was becoming a DrelfM appendage of the govern Blent, and he expressed a willingness, so far as he was cone; med, that it be abol

ished, 'conceding, tor the purpose of this discission, that whatever the constitution stands in the way of what we deem hnman right?, of what we deem a tempo rary advantage, of W hat we deem a party end, thai it is to be trampled under fot and disregarded." While the Senator was thus willing to concede away the judiciary, whenever demanded by party, he w not willing to give up the constitu tion in this particular case, because there was no necessity for it, either of a national or a party character, and, therefore, there was no reason why the Senate should decide this question on party grounds. The rebuke was not ill-timed. Though uttered with reference to the case of Ames, it has an equal application to those members of Congress who, for mere partisan purposes, are endeavoring to force upon the people of Georgia, after 'htir terms of (Bee expire, a gang of State officers who are not w anted by the people La ing aside all considerations of constitution, law, Justice and good faith, what possible interest have the Republicans ! wisconaui and Illinois in keeping in of See in Georgia a set of men so ouious thai they dare not trust themselves to the chances ot an election w here they have the political machinery in their own baadaf Is the country to be saved by keeping a particular Legislature and Go vernor in office against the w ishes of the people! Is it not a libel upon the Repuu licans of the United States to assume that they approve ol any tneb policy, or that they refuse permission to the ttepubticai in Qeorgia dismiss at the Beat election a gang ol officials Whose terms have expired ? Instead of being a party measure to keep Bullock in office in Georgia, it is an abuse of party confidence, and an ahuse oi Senatorial responsibility and decorum, to attempt any such revolutionary and repulsive act. Bttl not the only case in which C' ingresHOOal morality has perished before the mistaken policy of t mporary party advantages. The judicial proceedings of the Liottse of Representatives upon canes of contested elections have sunk as low in public estimation as those ot the hireling courts T Hew York city. Law and evi deuce, facis and justice, are treated with contempt or unconcern, and questions of light i membership ami validity of el - on are decide ! exclusively by the poli;cs of the contestants Mr. I.twc ,, of Massachusetts, was Chairman of the House Committee of Elections for many year?, and in his judgment the House placed meat confidence ; but be could not stem the tide of partisanship, and he retired in disgust from the committee. In a recent paper read before the Social Science Assort it ion he md : All ITNIN ff a judicial character in these ; ooesdusmceatwamlecttemara last ndiagst ;y, aim the precedent Ichiiil' all auction. Kacb ca. j I Cutuiuv: iu bs lucre MrUMM MreaaS- t (t'Oi.ite Sfpartf niajoriiic- iho f fWmlttSfl nm-l iLfit. not o lew the taw ana the evirtenco: and t'; rill he-t ir . the ffSSflWl of liir' a;iomtin-M vli can put uiMni th- record I lie lue-t n .i-.i.s lor the ( Diir.-e tnr pursued. This tendem-y tosaaMMiiest ts ihsrs u a ritasttoa to oasarve. that it asi 6MKS tM he q:ies; loiied. and is now hut liule re-.-ieied Jere is no lyranuy like tlrii ol majorme-, and Horts in Um MS to resM thoia. a d to hold the judgments of the Uoauatttes of BtsetkMM BbiiTt tiii-dirty pool af party politics, have encountered -iich huter and MMPHiaS deniiuci-ition and such rc ike for ttesaoa M piny lealty. that they are not likely to he repealed. The Iruit that follow sucti wed is to ceriain lor douh;. Ttie WSOMI proceediag aisw ttafc iato ceatanat. Sell -respect an well at l( ;jal alta iiiiiein irttl MM naire from urvice upon a commute ; requited, in the name of the law and del the c ) .k of judicial sanction, lo do the work of partisan." bince .Mr. Dawes retired, Mr. Paine, ol Wisconsin, has been Chairman ol the CommUtee of Electrons, and he, too, has become so disgusted with the course ol the House in overriding law and justice, thai lie has frequently ashed to be relieved from service on tne committee. There in wet was a greater mistake made by j. irty than the prostitution ot its numerical streugtb to the establishment of prcc dents, particularly of a judicial chaiacttr, lor mere temporary advantage. How ever successfully 14 self-respect and legal attainment1 in the Senate and the House of Itepreeentathres may be coerced int submissioB iu such action, the moral sentiment Of the people will always rcvit. Fiie House of Representatives, two years ago, by the vote of an Buscrupulous nmj irity, ejected s member who had been tairiy and legally elected hy a small DM jority, and the result vu that a few montbi later he was re-elected by several thousands over his competitor. These violations of justice, this bending of law ami ot st itut (. i to suit the exigencK - of party, in variety meet their retribution. It a party cannot retain power and place by ad.'u 'inir to law and justice, h i it lay down the authority ; it is no longer u-t -tht In is admirable ppeech on the GeOXgis case, .-jenator Schur, thus pointed out how a temporary advantage may end in a p rmanent defeat. He mid: " I ak you. are we indeed p-dnced to that pMJ Ms xUesutr ef Seelarissj that e can settee; tSe ctttarw m the Usited state? n tleir rixl only hy r violation of the ce-i-titution at.d t o laws, instead of their esforoeBMVt! HmVM f.rbid that e nhnaM COS I cesd to make t de;'i.idin". so la:al an schaowkdf Sllat 1 Let Kepuhi ( in aeaaters sSVscsttBS thai esem of pot'ej well p..tiM: and cunsider. 'ih.:y speak of pan v in-re-t. r. the ceatlliUCS af the Amerienn )m-ojiIp willingly a"pld niaey a at retell of power : louir a ih' hie of th' nation war in danger. C Ist M nun deceive himseir. The eoiiMience o the Ainenean people hsa hf as ni'-.-e-- hrniawi t ren-ille to a -.vai.toiifili-i L'ard o the law,.. Yo OSS to pre-crve. hy th in m t. par y a-ei-ndeney in om -I i.ir ! State of inj- t' don. Why, Senators. I ' yee save read On Matorf f this earafrj a ts prod-, you will b-e learn -d that it hy ju-t M eh acts tSÄI party is-en .i n. v is hat in tea nation. Sin-h Bttl are vi ry rarely perfm BMtd with iiupimii) : nnd wtien you roaw al la-tto-trike the aaiaace, aavtaa Jnopardlard raaf ajHuiadaai j in the aaiioa fur a local riieecss, I a.-k you what will lie your ptaSM ?n proportion to your lea I Let Senaton and Representatives ponder upon these wor h so oppofftuneiy spoken, and let them weigh the value of a mere temporary partisan advantage when it may involve the hs of the confidence and respi ct of an Indignant people. The Flfteentb Ameudment. The following is the rr clarration of Secretary Fhth, declaring the ratittcalion of the Fifteenth Amendment: j.i nit te&em thetn prmeafi stay amis, Know ye that the Congress of the United Btates,oai or about the 87th day of February, in the year Hi'.t, passed a reso lutiofl in the words and Dgniei following, o wit : a RaaaumoM proposlse nn sawadasml to the Csnatttettee ei r t Danes' States. lu'U" t liyth: s;nte mS Hoa of Bapra niniivcri oi it,.- I ruled Btataf of America, )n Conirr'- in tiled, two-ihirlw of both Hoaaea coii' iirrinp, that i hr Miowina aitlcta l: propos-i to th'- Lelrlatarea ol the eeversl Btstei n in nwaSSBSW le the Constitution of UM il t!'-"'. which, whi'n istMed iy tseec loertas af f nid Legtalatarea, ssaM br taiid iu part of the eea ctitntion. i : iii- . : Art. t& BeefSM L Th- riL'hlHof rltiMi of th? UaHcS StaSra to vot shall not Im; (Ieiiiid or aarMged b tho UatteS States, or any Sia'c, an at coaat of raee, casv, er previooa coadtttoa at mi i'Miie Sea, i Cotiifr- !hll hav power to -nfor thi- nrt i l- by appropriate einlation. And f'uthir, That it appears, from omehü doeumeuta on Hie la this department, that. I he raendment lo the Const! tution of the l nited S ates, proposed as aforesaid, has been ratified by the Leyis lalnres Of the States of If Ottk Carolina. Went Virginia, Mssmchasetla, WTsoonsin, Maine, Lottjehum. Michigan, Borh Care lina, Pennyl vania, Arkatifa, Connecticut, Florida, Illinois, Iowa, Indiana, New York, New Hampshire, Nevada, Vr rmont, Missouri, Virginia, Alat)ma, Kaa sas, Mississippi, miBMHOth. Ohio, Rhode Island, Nebraska, and Texan, in all Ineilly nine Ht;ii-s; and further, that the Stale whose Lcnislaturcs have so ratified Kitid amenlment constitute three -fourths ol the whole number of States in the l nited States; and, further, that it appears from an official document on file in this department, that the Legislature of the State ol

New York has since passed resoluthu s claiming to withdraw said ratification i said amendment, which had been Made by the Legislature of that State, and of which official notice had been filed lo this department ; and further, that it a, pears from an official document on file in t "us department, that the Legislature ot Georgia ha9, by resolution, ratified saj i proposed amendment ; Noie, tlwefore, be it known, tL: I, Hamilton Fish, Secretary of State ot the Lnited States, by virtue and in pnrsnan e of the second section of the act of Oo -gress approved on the 20th day of April, n the year 1818, entitled M An act to pro " le lor the publication of the laws of t "te l nited States, and for other purpose. ' do hereby certify that the amendment aforesaid has become valid to all intents and purposes as a part of the Constitution ot thi I'nited States. In testimony whereof I have hereunto set my hand, and caused the seal of the Department of State to be affixed. Dnie at the city of Washington, tins 30th day ot March, in the year of our Lord one thousand eight hundred and seventy, and of the independence of the United States the ninety fourth. (Signed) Hamilton Fish. L LS C EL LA N F 0 U S ITEMS. Bljss Plenty of money. A Woman's Will Won't ! Pattkkn Womkn The milliners. The BoTTLl Trick Getting drunk. Flat Falsehood Lying on your back. Ilion Wouds Dialogue in a balloon. To RsMOYl Stains kuom Ciiakactek Get rieh. l .VKHit iTED Love A passion hr gambling. Puxcm calls a wig, gown, and bands, a law suit. Men who know a good "dial" Cardplayers. Caitii.lary Attraction Falling in love with a chignon. If you want to get a sure crop and a big yield, sow wild oats. People who live by jokes, are geneally very " poor jokers." Matteiis of moment ought to be described in a minute manner. A cm ric says of a famous singer that " she sings a few airs and puts on a great many." Tiik lady whose blood curdled in her veins, has ever since been very hour in her disposition. The lash that man does nut object to have laid on his shoulders The eye-lash of a pretty girl. Why is an errand boy like an old horse j put np at auction I Because hell go Tot what he II tetch. M. kk friends with life insurance, thai when you arc old it may comfort you Remember the Washington Life. A LODtilMi Hol SE KKKCKIl adveilisi "to furnish gentlemen With pleasant id oornlurtable rooms, also one or two mUemen with wive1 An exchange wants the government t i issue stamps for kerosene, inscribed "P. pare to meet thy God." Pnnjnvo&ooiCAii Fact. In IhewL British army, says Fun, not one soldio there with a " retreating" forehead. Wht is a horse the most curious feed : in the world? IJecause he eats best when he has not a "bit" in his mouth. Two twin brothers in New York an much alike that they frequently Uri money of each other without knowins At a school examination, a young urchin being asked why it was so war :-, n the torrid zone, very promptly replii Because it is so hot H The Washington is a great public favorite the increase of business Jasl y r over the year previous, was greater til. i that of any other Cash Company. Stkanue as it may seem, it is nevertheless a faet that if yon cot oil your I. Fl hand, your right baud becomes your left rami. A roy's idea of having a tooth draw n l ay be summed up as follows. "The doctor bitched last on me, pulled hi- beat, and just before it killed me the tooth loie out M That's very singular," said a young lady to a gentleman who had just . j her. "On, well, my dear miss, was the reply, " I will soon make it plural .'' and he villaiu did. " PlaSU turn your head a little,1 I lid a beautiful nurse to her male patient. "You have turned it already, madamc," si d he. " Ah, sir, 1 guess you will not die this time." " How is yoor husband this afternoon, Mi - (niires?" " Why, the doctor says as w it he hves till morning he shall have some hopes of him; out if he don't he .iij-t give bun up." A Wioownn's Bounovrn, J hruul ajsdsfl ln tipatsSJ call, Aad say. Sir, 1 i.'-siro You 'o forthwith sad aasrch thu hall, Anu send iuc in my crK-r." ! 1 Marek, my lord, la ratal 1 mnj , ' m lipatafl gnrsatf said ; "Ti e CTter cannol ry to-day, Snfiam Ins wile in ticad I" A PrrrsrinLD, Mass , nan lo t his hammer. lie gave one ol his hoys a Bound thrashing lor losing it. Mot long sfler the father found the miming hammer where be had left it. 44 Never mind," said he, trying to console the b y and his conscience, 41 whippings never come amiss !" A Cinc innati lady, who recently found the gas escaping in her servant's chnmber, ;i-k' d her if she had blown it out instead of turning it off, and was told that she M waa not so green as all that; sue had only turned it on again a litt le, that it , would be easier lighted in the iu rnin'." 44 .My MS an, it you go on at this extravagant rate," said a penurious husband to his wife, ' I shall go eut of my wits." Well, my dear," responded the affection ate wile, 4 there 11 lie one comfort in it, anyhow, and that is, that if you uo go out ot your wits, you'll not have togosomi Inu wnai you U he within easy call. A ( i.KKovMAN who had hem staying for some time at the house of a friend, on going away, called to him little Ton. ny, the lour-yiai old son of his host, and asked what he should give him for a present. Tommy, who had great respect lor the "cloth," thought it was ins duty to niggcst something ol a religious nature, so he answered Hesitatingly, " I I thtnh 1 should like a testament, and 1 knom i should like a pop-gun !" A Line ok Links. A romantic pair iu Pennsylvania are blessed with a lot ol daughter The eldest was called Cam line, the second Madeline, the third Kv line, the fourth Ange-line, when to! the fifth made its appearance and ro t ue Could DC found with the desired ter.. Ihm. Determined, howevei , to "fight n 09 that line il it took all summer,'1 u parents at length pounced upon a BS very popular in their neighborhood, f forthwith the baby was called Crino lie OMCOCNO Intkkest. 15 Adam had n goidea cola, SM day. w all ii aa i"it out at late real arlta a Jen ; V-ar attT yt-ar, awafUageOa, h lay, Datll ih- doabied eoti two atecai rcw; A nd t saac two. lour, wn "ii paoplä Bald : How rirh M'ti Adam i-I ' and BQWSS IM Ml ril dead. K'ii Hi lini had a golden coin, that day, Winch to a hi rnii;'-i iirkin,' aim-lit-xrnvf, Who iraat, rejotdag, n hta unknown tray. Baa Balisi SJad, mm poor la own iprsva ; Hut was a hii olll reaches' ssavaa, nrgsht, wiUi nilc, BhowaS lern th- w.-alth to whi h fefaj com had alüplted In a trial at Cork, for murdur, the principal witness swore strongly against the prisoner, lie particularly swore that a hat, found Beat the place of the murdi r, belonged to the prisoner, whose name was Jeanen ' By virtue ot your oath, are jroo sure that this i.s the same bat F 44 i s." " Did you examine it carefully before you swore in your information that it was the prisoner's?" M I did." 44 Now, lei sss see," said 0 ( 'onncll, as he took Bp the hat and began t examine it carefully iu the inside. Ha then Spelled onl the n one 0( .Janica slowly, in this UBBUer : "..-a m e s." 41 Now, do you mean lo My this word was in the hat when you f und itr "1 do." "Did you see it there r" "I did." " And is it the MMM hat 1 " It is." ' Now, my lord," said U ChnannU, holding up the h it to the bench, "there i aa sad to this (.-aw there is no name whatever inscribed in the hat."

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FARM AND HOUSEHOLD hat He Don't Know about Farming', In selling stock by live weight, it is s good plan to feed each one about three pails of water and w hat other stuff can lie got down them just before driving on the scales. If the buyer has ever invested much money on 'Change, he will know what M watered stock " means. In holding the plow, 1 always prefer to liohl it in 1 ho liniKi i o 1 1 t in a rookintr i'li iir xoit'o mv t imilv r-l nc! rid iirtim.l i me. As I hold the plow, my wife reads aloud, the '- ar children gambol in the ; hilarity of Heir juvenile (riskiness, and my gorge rises as I breathe the pore air of heaven rushing in through the kitchen window, and the sin-in- of tin- birds Bmkesme loci a contempt for those fhut up iu the dusty town. In planting hay, I always elect the longest I can find, as short hay bends a person's back too BlUCfa in cutting it. 1 put the hay iu with a drill which 1 bought lor the purpose, and get on and ride around at my leisure, as bay is something which will always com op, generally com bag np to a ton before spring, lu the matter ol wheat, 1 always raise it by the barrel, at a mill not far away, as it saves buying seed, plowing, sowing, cradling. Ihn, hing. I thus also get i id of the ravages ol the midge and sJl that. : I rerterallv raiae it. on a noie. ! In traveling around the country I have oiton noticed that farmers do not suflicientry regard the health f their animals. Mv li:irn i. ; rr:i run il nn i iiI iiwm iiiv nu-n It is open on all sides, SO that no creature may have to stand out in a storm 1 cause I am asleep or away. This also saws lombcr. All around I heb im are benchi s, on which any animal can sit down when fired oistanoing, or when waiting for something rar other to turn up. The sheriff says mv cattle always sell wben my neighbors don't, and he thinks it is all owing to my economy, and 1 do not doubt ii.

In Mibsoüing a piece of ground, I al-1 many will forget that warm weather does ways " plant " a mortgage n it the win- boI usually come in at single bound, but ter previous. Some folks ihiuk that a I there will be cold nights and frosty mornnsortgage crop never turns up, but I hare i ings Tor several weeks even after the first my own experience for saying that it I touch of spring is felt ; tberedbre, it is not r uses the biggest kind of a crop, especial- a sale plan to remove all protection from ly where yon let the inte rest get behind. I plants, hut proceed gradually. Btraw1 hardly ever knew such a sowing that I berry plants that have been covered durdidn'l in in out full as well aa the holder tx- j ing winter if exposed early in spring will pecfedL i saner more Crom sudden changes in the In raising hogs I think that many farm I weather than those that have not been ers are altogether too slack for their protected. Tue mulching will have beOwn interests. Now, suppose that I want coiue packed close ly upon the plants by to raise a hog, I o at il in a caread, ci the snows and rains i i winter, and a few entitio way. A good many farmers raise j warm days are v iy likely Lo Start the buds their hog-; wit h the first dub that comes I and rot the leaves; bm io prevent this, handy. hot this has a tendency io make and at the same time keep the plant prothe animal discourajred and discontented, tected, let a man cm over the beds, and

1 have ny own ideas about training horsca Ji I ever get hold of a horse inclined t run away, l alwayd borrnw s bngy sf some of my neighbors, hitch bim to it, Uurn nim Into a lot, and then let him run. lie generally ets sick of the fun by the lime the buggy is gone, but if be don't, i hitch him to any l the wheels that may be left, and keen him traveling. The owner ol Ibe iwggy always expresses astonishment at my system, but the evidence of Its success Is there before bim. and he can't disnute the

j, ;,.(.,. The uncertainty ol raising this gram in It l ever get bold of it kicking row, I ; our Pection has prevented many farrnen dways let Mrs. Quad sit down first lo from trying to raiae it, their crop often bemilk, and I take my station near by, to ing only from three to live bushels to one ee what too the animal kicks with and t seed sown, and frequently almost a touow hard she hils. .My wife has a re- l lss caused by the weevil or rust, markably clear memory, and after coming Oats are sown by many, but the great to, she can generallv give me any little I objectfon to sowing them are the grass particulars wbicb I railed to note owing crtma that follow, which are less than to distance. I then get the cow into the I where wheat is sown. I have for the past stable, draw ber up with a windlass, until I even years raised from ten to fifteen she is just evenly bahuiced. Then I get I bushels from one of seed sown. The a bag and fill it with bricks, hang in within I method pursued by me has been to easy kicking distance, and I stand off for tboronghly plow the ground in the audevelopments. Every time she comes I tumo, and ia the spring, as soon as the down she hits the bricks, and when she ' ground is thawed m the depth ol three goes Bp, I have another thing to apply to j inches or more, and is partially dry, 1 take her in front; and alter she has gone the team and harrow it over, through with this osctllatiod two or Ihn e The surface dries rapnlly after being times, she never kiek H any more, at hast ! moved. In a day or two we harrow again, not ontil she looks around lor bricks, M. sow the grain ami harrow it In

V ' in Odroit rfn'i' Pi A Specimen of .Masculine Housekeeping. TnB experience' of men at amateur ' bousekeepi ng never fails to prove the invincible superiority of women in thai line at leasl ; and they BSUnlly COUie out of it with a hightened respect for feminine ability. A gentlenwn ot literary tusies and itchiev tti' iits, and it quic't and gent humor, was abandoned to his resources, lately, away down in i Maine, ami thin lei's his daughter the story : " Vou ought to have seen me during my temporary bntcbelorbood. One whole wei k suddenly left lo keep house i all by myself: Well, well, how much a person can do when put to the pinch ! I became so much in love w ith the skillet Slid the frying pan that I spent much of my time in considering their merits, p-iss ing as lightly a possible over their propensity to burn my fingers; I also began In bam, experimentally, the meaning of certain old saws about fat In the lire,' etc. I fried some pparerib, and roasted some mnnages ; I had several times half a mini, to soar into the legions of biscuits, but, out of pure modesty, did BOt DSahe the atti mpf ; had 1 done no, liiere might have In en a blot on the name of Professor Blot il is well for us both that I refrained so modestly. Ami then as to washing dishes I made an exf raordinary discoVi ry, which was of such great service to me that 1 feel sure il mud be equally serviceable toothers; that is, howto keep them perfectly clean and nice. I simply let them remain on tbe shelf, just as your mother placed them before leav ing. As to Ilia K i nt' I ne 1m d. 1 learned how to do thai long ago. I, however, ventured a slight improvement, and that was, each day pul it ou null! tne next. In this way i got through the week very easily, but it was awful hard on the bed. USEFUL AND KUtiGESTITE. PnnPABB for sickness in the day of Bealtn, and lor old age In th) youth. A conUBSFonDURT or the Western H i

-mi i, vim pouous oi rannower seed to be spread over a very rough surface of I an oil mill and bad returned to bim 212 stoue work with an even, thin coat, and pounds oi oil and 1,781 pounds of oil I the stone or bricks ever after become imcake. The oil he finds a superior lubri-1 pervious to moisture I eator, and thinks it may be valuable for have oiten seen buildings so covered, other purposes. that were firsl plastered with a smooth In a letter to an editor of the American coal of tuortar, and laid out iato squares I Agrietdtwitf, John Johnston, writes : "ii to imitate cut stone work, and on this coal you put a food sounding bell n one of I tar t .kes r markable well. It would not, I your Cotawold sheep, the dogs will Bot I perhaps, be advisable to use tar fr outbe so apt to huii ihem; hui t he best ' side protoction against the weather, where tbingjl rei tried is a little strychnine on a I the black color would he a serious objecpiece of meat and if the Bseal is taintetl, j tioo sod an nnsightly object, but for utility tin-y 1 i i -' it better. I have oben got rid there is no substance so cheap, and at the ol dogs in this way. Put it around your same time so efficient in its action as a pro aids in the evening, and if the dogs I taction to walls against dampaesa one I come, yon will find some dead ones in the grentjeause ol w et w alls is variation in morning. I once "it Lwo in the morning, . temperature. Il the wall so affected hl t and several limes one." posed to cold on the outaide, and a warm Vntl high chimneys such as two near ,uuist ftmosphere within, a damp surface Qhtagou which are over 400 feet high, on be inside is absolutely certain t be are rerv not to tret out ol nernendtanutr ! th- result. 1 his arises from the condense-

under the influence of blgd wind, befon - I B 1 the mortar has time to harden. Thev ;i re generally straightened by repeatedly sawing into the bulging f-id nie, and on rcmovtag llie saw tlie cliiuiuey Nettles the thicknese of tbe cutting. The Scientific Aim rseaa mentions the case of a chimney 345 feet high, in Hannen, Prussia, in which the method tried was to replace whole layers of brick by thinner layers, and allow the chimney to subside. Boouninu Knnmu, -A htdy correspondent of the Aimrirao AffriCUttUTt Mi writeH that tor live years she has used water lime for scouring knives, forks, tins, ami the like. She ayn: " I have a Imix with a partition and keep the lime in one pari and the cloths in the other. I wet a small cloth a little and dip it in the Ihne, and alter the articles are well washed and Wiped. I rub them until the spots are reBSOVecL Then 1 take a lari r, dry cloth, dip it in the lime, and rub the articles until polished to suit me. Wipe oil the dust Irom the knives and Rwks with a dry cloth, ami they are ready to put away." a Wonn to Panniers ream mbet 'hat the time must conic in cv ry lamiiy w hen it in the children's riht t.i begin to think and act tor themselves, and the parent's duty to allow thi in to do it; when it is wmmI gradually to ilacken authority, to sink " 1 1 onunand into " I w ish," to grant I large Ire. (loin of (.pinion, and, above all, in the expression ol it. Likewise (ami this is a most important element in Dtrnj

ly union) to give license nay, actual sympathy to wandering affections, IVicndships, or lives which, for the time being, seem to find the home circle too narrow and too dull. JsftM Mulock. BrnAom and Bruises. The best treatment of sprains and bruises is the application of water, of such temperature as is most agreeable. The degree oi tempera

ture varies with the temperature of weather and the vigor of circulation. In a hot day use cold water. If the circulation is low. use warm water. The bruised or sprained part may be Immersed iu !l l'1 oi alul KnJ pressed or nun pulatcd with the hand or a soft cloth, fr or nf (,en minules, or even longer, n severe cases, after which wrap up the P!U ts 111 clolhs wet m cold water, and keep QUiet This treatment keeps down the infi iiumation, and in nine cases out of ten proves a speedy cure. The liniments and filthy ointments bo much used for sprains and bruises, do not compare with this simple treatment in efficacy. Excliitntje. A n cm n kh of wholesale candy manufacturers in New York city have united in recommending the following as a simple means of detecting injurious sub btance in candy, etc : Any person may analyze lozenges, opaque candy, or sugar olums. bv simply dissolving In water. If 1 ,ttr remains Irans parent, the candy ,s Ppre 4)Ul lf" milky or depositing a Bedintent, lerra-alba, or some equally Barm I fa! sdulteration has Ixfn used. The ! :(1 ove experiment will not, however, be Becessary to convince any one that confectioucrv is largelv adulterated, for it is only Becessary to go to the large whole sah rs and ask their prices, which they will quote for öoth t!ie pure and impure article. The quantity oi terra-alba eaten in confectionery is terrific. Journal of A jijtlit d Chi nwAtjf. I 'i.A. NTs that have been protected in w inter should not be uncovered too early in the spripg. A few warm days make one think ol gardens and gardening, and w ith a fork lilt np tne mulch and lei it fall loosely back ovci the plants. Thisop erathm Will allOW the air to reach the leaves and buds, and keep theui from star. in1' too rapidly, and yet leave the plants well protected. Raspberries and other plan s tied have been buried in the soil may be partially lifted at urst,and not lnl'y eapoeed till late in the season. b'ttirih ami Home. Bowing Iti iit Early, tboronghly. Sometimes there will be snow-drifts along by the walls and t.ne' B ; these can be hastened away by passing over with the harrow or shoveling s few minutes. The grain will grow quite weil if sown upou them, hut 1 prefer to have them out of the way. No matter ii the ground should fret e, or snow Should fall, but the graiu will grow. Last year pari of a piece was wn Apiii it. Afterward the ground ir , andj snow fell so that the piece could not be Bniahed for nearly two wicks. The lirt sown came up first and was equally as good Uy following ihis course I Lave not been troubled with the weevil or rust so ss to destroy t he crop, which was the c tse before, beaidea always having the grass seed get well rooted before the dry weather comes, which we usually have in August, and onen destroys late sown i seed. I cannot see but what the grass crop is full as good and bohls ut full as long as where the ground was plowed in the spriog. Another advantage derived is, t in- plowing can be done in autumn, w hen W6 usually have more time for such work, and the teams are frequently iu better condition. Also theplowiug ol the ground j.isi before Ire ing ia beneficial to it. Cor. Hund Ann i ico n. lamp Oliar Walls. Tannine cellar w alls to protect the t ontents from damp has long been practiced in Cornwall, England. In that wetfavored portion of Great Britain, where a fine day is the exception, and not as here, the rule, every precaution is requisite to P! CCI waus uom oampness, anu among these none are found more effectual than the use of coal tar, after being c ireiully pn pared. The preparation cons isla simply in boiling the lar in any convenient keiile, until all t'e watery parts are evaporated and driven off by heat. The tar is Iben laid on the walls with a common whitewash brush, one or more thin coats being used, and as the tar is a ways laid on in as bol a stale as possible without destroying the hairs of the brush, it can lion of tin1 liumid IBtcrnal nir on tlie chilled walls, und th- remedy in this ease m,sl toofce" form another way I lo excmpitiy this principle, lei i anyone convince iiimseii hy laying a saw orazout ot doors, into a cold atmosphere, when the thermometer is about zero. After ten minutes oi sm h exposure, bring the art! cle again Into the warm, moist air of the house, and Ihr ax or saw will be at once covered with dew, from the condensation o moisture1 from the internal air on the cold surface. And this principle hi always more or less sctive in cellars. The renn dy hi to keep the temperature up on the outside as mm h as conveniently may be, iv covering and partial protection, and down In the mahle by absence t heat, and your cellar walls w ill al once dry up. Attention must always primarily lie paid to the matter of drainage. 71 rooto aiofte. BiCKBKLL'i ll iLAQI BrjlLDML A. I. Bn aai I A Co., PaMtabera, SpriaySalS, III . ntl Troy. New York, RTSj Prio- $M0l This is n bvgs fsnrts vahnne of phnw nr eattsges, mbar ban nldnnen, far in, r-ctnxil :ml rnurl lnm-. seas marts, Ac . with isntlh mi fonm for oss trails und PpSCMcatÜMMI. It esalshw Iy plHtcn. Ii-nrly liiiwn. ami l iin-nlriilnlUi vlu ti SMM Shsettebatta. Nn architect oi hin I dor nut allnnl tn !. h il hunt Ulis wurk. Twa Aovmrrts m' OAanrrnhnued by 0. P, Rowell A Co.. No. m park Bow, Now York, contains much In forma tton not to be obtained elsewhere, Brerv advertiser henM read it. Sample cophn bj sudl for Iftesuts.

EvBBY Satuuoay, No. 15, for April 9, contains the flrt installment or Mr. Dickens' new story: M The Mystery of Edwin Drood." This is published troni advance sheets, hy special arrangement with Mr. Dickens, and appears simultaneously with its publication in England. If if accompanied by the illrttration9 drnwn for the English edition by Mr. Fildes, under the supervision of Mr. PtJlOSS MnsiTlf Those who desire to read this great story in its earliest and only authorized form in America, can find it in flSfff Mnrdsy. This number or Evay Saturday is rendered additionally attractive by an excellent new portrait of Mr. Dickens, and views of his residence at Gad s Bill Place. A supplement is issued with the number, entitled 44 Mr. Pickwick's Reception,"" drawn SSpreasij for this number by Mr. S. Eytiriire, 'Jr. It represents the numerous personages of Mr. Da-kens' novels passing before Mr. Pickwick, to whom they are pointed out by the trusty Sum

Weiler. The admirer.-' of Mr. Diekena will eanll Neogala their favorites and aversions. Mr. PeckMiitr and his daughters, jolly Mark T.ipU v. Mr. Micawber and UM twins. H'ai-'in. tlie Artful Dodger, the Pat Boy tryiui.' to grow taller. Little Hell aad ber Grandfather, Dosabej, Bob Cratcail with Tiny Tim. and indeed almost the entire roll of characters that throng Mr. Dickens' aaeqaaBed stories. Fields, Dsooon fc Co., Publishers, boston. The Litti.k Conronsx for April is full or life and vigor, as usual ; always fresh and bright and original. IaH all the children have this deligbtful .Iuvenile Magazine. Only one dollar a year. PabUsbad by Aunuca L. Sewki.l & Co., Change, Hi. Tlie "OrdiiMral Jiand' Piano. Mi. W. W. KtsSbaU, No. tf WaablagtSB streel in t lie opera Douse Block, ha Jost received four sii)t1 IwS ra aWBtl frei the well-known piano BMaafactarers, Hesara. Hallet, Davis fc Co . ot boston, which are erestlas KOBnlae nraoiHoa aawgaar areSea-lonal aiaKlciaBa. The y are ron rtractOd on an entirely new scale, adopted witbia UiepastHi BMaitm, aad, coaibtalag all the latest ltiiiriivctirii!s. wil U several linporlHtu li-atiiM-s to ii'" iouikI in no ! her. Ban SMraMcnta are Wort hy an exsninatioa hy all w ho are in search oCthe 11. One of these m a aew style, called the uOrcbesti Urand, especwl'jr ad.-iiited for coocerl use. In power, volteiie nd hi illiancy ol' tom; we have nevi-r besrd Its eqas', walle the quality Is u'l is of ttie very aigncsl oraer, ntng the embodiaienl ot rieb in r aim pinny, luii'ei. l av i iVeo.navc li-t-:i in. nm. we. in -jn- n'ano-To-ihe in-t twenty years. and have kept pace w th the inarch oi' bnproreieut, iiu-ir insranKnto ueing aiarays in the very ni iviiK. in Micfini': me i.i:r nn .-iiitieuiit p.a:ioH above a'ladediO. Mr. Kiniia'l has rendered a iri'imine senrk e to the musical public of the irreat W. and gi Ten another prool I the cbaracteriMi'! eaterpvise which baa aiarays enabled h'aa to secure ih veiy beat ImraaKats, nwaatetrer beeso they ui;iy ue uianuiaiuiieu. Vht.aijo JnOuiit. Fuels Ooncerning Hair. From tho Lsfayctte (Ind.) Daily Conner. In all ages and countries the hair of woman has been regarded a- her chief ornament The various methods sdon&ed lor Us preserva uon anu iruc iiromouon i us irrow-ii. nave wholly or pariially failed. But Chevalier') Life lor the Hair has been found lo be i rcli aiile beautifler sad bsviatrmtor of the hair i iiuHc wuo uavc vrieu it .'.id iiieu- name is lejrjiHi bear testimony to ns efhcaey hi iiean lilying and hniKit,iutr a besKhy grow ih to tUe bair, sorb ;i no other preparation Is ca liable of (lointf. Ii baa i i n analyzed and Ibnnd to contain SaKi hing hut veirelablc mailer, indtcd. somi ol which wo nse dtily on our tables, and by tue mcdleal lacully, as well aa by e vers, oik v h ever ii ni it, is pixmounced tac Bnest prcp.u.il ion eer used on the toilette for beauiifyin tbe bair. When tin- bair from Various causes turn gray, and comes out, indicating disease, this wonaeriol preparation leatoieail to Ita onsr ina1 eoio.- and ioAeas the scalp, gives new I'm mi me units, itiiu ii.- eonsiaiu application, even in the ageo. ii arul aroi c admirably. we recommend ii w .ih pieasuie, Irom our own experience, end bom lesthnonbds from the highest authorities in this country, which we uavc now hemic u. The Life nn- the Hair is made under the bnmediale sanenrit4on of 8armh A. chevalier. If. I)., s practicing physicisn of New York, and well known ,o the medical fiu;n?iy of that city, and eminent all over tin- world! Drturgists vend it From Maire io California, by t he same eminent A 1 real on Lbe hair phys'chmcan !e had , ee bv mail or rratifl at any drug Store, on Spplicauon. Send ior it. A If EBITORIOUS AUTICLE. Wc lire tired of this idea of puffing " humbug medicines that are constantly thrown into drug stores, and are merely an imposition upon community. But, when an article comes into the market that is retülg worthy of comment, we are happy to make public acknowledgment, trusting that some benefit may rise therefrom. Dr. H. V. Pierce, of Buffalo, N. Y., is the proprietor of Du. Baob's Catabbu Rembdv, and we take plecture in calling attention to it because We knom it to be a good article, and a sure cure for that loathsome disease, CV t n t h. It is sold by mosl druggists, or may be o'otained for BXty ('cuts through the mail by addressing the proprietor as above. Cu veland iL raid. Turn is do ezcae ot mo Many li-.-itii hv (n raraplleu if taoce aflicted uitb iSttg disessea will on'y u-e Al m.n b Li ua Hai Aa in sea on. Ii w K ooa rtirc um ifaeasa and prevent so paat a m iScfl ot lilo. For falc b" all ("inryists. m Thb pnrear ?crt swo.-tcpt Ootf-USW Oil in the VOrM It H i nl & CamratTa, matl on the sea shore, from fresh, selected liver, by CASWBLL, BABAKD & CO., Nw Vorfc. It la a.,!o:ute!y iurs und ..-!. PitttaSi WBo t-.ave oni taks-n it prefer It to all others, i'iiv.'i' i&cs Uavc decided It superior tc any o the otiicr ciis rrivrSot. Is Pitmhers there i- Mfety. It was npon thl principle that Um forarala ol Jrnaoa'a Nochtsm Uaaa l'iu.s wis ateparae. Dr. Jadsom, intending to mead a tortsae iu sdverUsiBS lii- p Ms, nabnittod Iiis redpetotae reviaioa or Um iu--t Intelltgreat and Imiwil physicians af the. aa, anS Um n suit i- a impie but aaoai eSbcacoaa aaud 'cine Um .Ii dson's nooNTsni Uaaa Ptua They jiuiiiv the Mood, remove all obatractions, deanac l lie skin ot all dimples and blotches, anil an par feet ly sure and sari- in 1 1n-ir opera. 'on. The .lenson's Moi-nimn IlKiin I'm. is cara mitonanea, Female irregularities. Ueatfacha and SWSTf ot he diaeaaea arhuna; irom bnpere blood and aderansed dlseatioo. Use the Juoooaa UotraTAUi Haan Pius, and when you have proved ih-ir virtue recommend them to roar nienda. Tuer are botb aagar coated trd plain. For sale everywhere. DnruoN Catarrh Snnir Btmigthena Weak Bjea Improve- the Hearine, Relieved Headache, Proaaatea Kx pect oration, Caraa Cslarrb la its woral (oraaa, and awaeteaaj die Breath. It ewlalaa so Tobacco, la aaiM, ami pronotes a pJemsal aeaaatloa and benefcia! resalts to all who appreciate M A Clear Head." Sold everywhore by UrngarMa. Kiddbb a Wcrtmsij ateata, lei William M. . Horn V.rk. IJatclielor's Hair Dje. Tkta aplendid Hair Dye la the beat in the world, the only irae and perfect ie; aarmles, reliable, hv atantaMoee: no diaappointaaect ; uo ridlcakms tints; reined ;es t he ill edecta of bad eyes; 1 1 1 i - orau-s and leaves ihe Hair aofl and beauliral black or brown, Bold by a. I Druveiats and Perfumers, and properly applied at the Wig Factory, IS Bond si rect, now Toi k. Oa compart aon of aiaaPar qualities are have found Ihe BaSaM brand black Alpacws made of ti ii r wool, pares color, and cheaper th.-in any ober Alpaca, for which reason we regard thorn a the best n, ii,e market Theae (toada poaeae a lu l. hi -eht.b!:ii-k co'or. for the Bprtpj and Saauaet wear. his stand '.vi be rasmd ia a. most aai city ot coantry dry j:mii- tore, umi can be alstla gniahod irom other hraMM by ahaerrias thai a lickit is s,. ached to e:ich piece, b.-.n'ii a plctara of a builalo, irom wjich it i Baiiied. Ilaroer'a lliz ir. -a a BW ' nreaS Cmm apaaa the Huiir." it the Ureal Providence ha not liter all i chi bread apoa the w :;'rs. He Im-, planteU the i-h-iie lew of W hole e Doertaaiaenl oa ihe roeka. In Iba anapa of Be Moaa, from Which Sk Moss i . ki-.k I BMO. Tin- new hi - llcli haa everywhere woa iroidea nntaloaa ol ii-oit.-of people " aad the aonaekeppera ol Um laad (eaerally reHru It in the iioiililc I'tit o h r il.- aapat J Kil l ;i delieloaa laxaiy . hr vi lie ita uie ameBt Ihe rsj enae id l i v i i :, tin- cxqatnie dtahi i prrpsrod from iicaa not he obtained, evea al an estravaataat eoa Iroai my other aoorce. BnteatlBe Commtttve. hotel k- -i. ii, profeaaluual eooha, iadlea w ho aapnrtoteti4 their owa kitchei pbrstetsss, sanra, dyiptaucj ami m valid of evtry elaaa hear witaeaa i ibeac tm-ts. To 1 1 bmm oCtaloiN iiirnl ' we tiiilitwitittlli'Zly Htl nr ow. nml without i.Hr oi eoatrad cnoa aar that the Mane n paddlnira, eaatarda, At., are the most de.lcious we have ( vui tasted The BtospsSMllhlUtles or the Liver. Tlie liver SM u very Important pflrt to perlbf m In the salami economy, la fhaetioa bj tSm-foid The itiiid which it aecretee tempera the blood tad res ahrtea the bowels, and upon ihe faaadty and qaal ty of the secretion depends, in a ffBSi degree, the ad apt at loa of the blood to the roqnhoawiata of UM aystem and t lu due removal of the rcluse mattet which remains in the bataalkMS after the work of dlgeation has been aceompUsbed Oaeof th" principal asea of Hoatottoraa Btoo ach Hitter- i-. to tone nikI eontioi dUB paaaewhal bbiwIj wan The sntl-bilions propertlea oi Um pre parat hm ate scarcely secondary to its virtues aa -lomnchic. lis operation upon the BVSC i- not violent like that of mercury but gradual and j.'en tie Instead ol etc Ultima Midden tumult iu that sensitive uland.it reeiilates its action hy degrees. Hence, it is a aajSj remedy for biUoos dleordt i. while BmrcBry, betsaj a tremendous excitant, is' not. The more sstarsll and qaiettv n dlwMSd otmm cm he reateeed to it normal eoodtttoa the ls-iier. aert it is the peculiar iroier1y ol thta harm Ic-s vceetable alterative to reinforce mj reyillnte siitn in en iiiiiL' or ooavahhnj. Tbeneeeaa a hlch haa aUenSad its no a- a rem edy tor aflfc Ilona of the Ii vor is pi ana hail Pef MM of a liilioiis bsbfl who take ti habitually aa a protection imnnst ttUn to which they are const t atifinally liatle . i onoimce it the best liver toni la extetence. The aymptoaaii ol an approach Ins St ,,1 l: !ioii-im ss can haullv be ini-takeu. A pain in tbe rtghl aids or under the shouhb-r blades, a sal Droa I litre In the whltesol tr-.e eyes, sick headache, feeling of drowsiness, low fpirits. loaa of appetite, constipation and general debility are saaonc t te; usual indications oi a aaorhtd condition of tieliver, and as noon as they appear the Itinera ahould be rerorted I o in order to ward oil more serious osaBBqaencae.

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worm. aabVrhemn, and other cuUneou- afleetlont cured, and th aldn made aolt and amooth, n uslnc th JUN1FKKTAK SOAP, made by CASWKLL. h SJUlCS A CO., New York. It U more convenient und eas 'y applied than other reBmSBBh avoldln the IronbU the iTt-aay compoenda now In use. An Rh tended PornLAWTT. "Brown's Bronchial Trochea' BBTC been In lure the ? publie many years. Each year Hndstnem in new localities 'n various parts of the world. The Troches are pronounced unlversal'y superior to all other articles use 1 j for similar purposea Pot rclieYihg I . . mi . ... . i Coughs, t;ol(is, ami inroai iiisoases, tne , Troches have Been provM rename. THE A Journal of Transportation. Ifculroad Questions fUaSBBBBi by ftaotsmj Kai'.road Alen. Illustrated DesorlptlBM of Ksflroad hjwmtSona Baiimad fasnoriaBsni MnchaBdca. neeaed af Bha rVecs1 "! BathmaahL shhnnl Bsaerfj ami statistics. Oeneral Kailroad News. it.i!rond KectioaBaad BBBMBBdaBBflSa Teonti font large qaarto BBSWh published evarj Saturday on and after April t, 1810, E"ery Kailrond Man. and every man hnhWOBtSd in Kailroadf, should hnve it. Terms, fBjBI a year, la j advance. Address A. N. KET.i ;:, PaatfiaBar, mi wTieBnaoroB St.. Cbbcssm ,1 1 ii LU Bl rK: 3681 - Zl.: ..ii'.i" k-i" i : ' h ; t f t t . . - ," li.iUft. hativ V o.N Pfnnos. KNTinS BEW BCALBS AND MODE M KKTS. o:4 ii i:vri i, i.H Mn. i, PAK'tu RRANBSd SQUARE i-ItA ts Semi ior ebvalar. f. W.KIMBALL. . W. Aacait. 99 n a Million M.. ( nica.'O. ' II. SEED POTATOES. Ter l.-ii. rer nht. Farly Uofe. my own rroAtn-, V .tl CBniax. my osra eedilBg i.uo .imi SF.ED OATS. BnmadeBa Norway. t bunhel, Siirprfe. er Inis'.el '.Ut Ah warranted true to name. 113 Ifadiaon St., Chicago, in. i). a. II Kh I HON. BLaOMiaCTfiV ILL. - 15th Vein ÄO Arm : 1 9 UrrrihtBM : 1. a yr.. l.o i Bar i r.. B : .. nPpL.K ltHTUUSKTH, rAtotre NITItSKKV .-T s;KS, Seeds, iMUkfe, pplm, Peach. WILD liiuis-K. PLUM OSAUK IIKlh.K, 10,44. IIS. KVKIMIKKKNS. IM.1SKS. l.(j0ftW. D Largest, tl - f (..;.- Tlil e.. ii r f . fil it . AI'I'I I Si Baa. Uladtoltt. UUEKN IIOI i.t 'HUM. I 'I. A Mill Bend lCc for CanOocucs. F. I . I'llll.MV. 9 4 4 n i J ann AUo, PKKPOKATKn CIHl'riAH Bann BAWM. rr send r I'anpmi t. AMKRICAB kwv to., B '. 1 Phsry St.. cor. i;om. bow retk. AUnjITiJ MTARTffiS hiit Ladies of the White iloiise. By Mk. I.aüBS CaBTBB :b owat. aaBBtheatie Idoajraahjr off every lady who ) preatded a mtatreaa of the lrt nliti iitlal nanalon irom WaaMngton'a admlalatrattoa doarato the pn ami Bme, Bnowlnc not only 'ln beaatlraL hut tin- sii -ud hade a j lidea i ir hlatorlea. Illnatra id ,th ; aameroaa ateet-ptate ena avtttc. For drcularwa i terms ml Iress I . s. ' .t ; - o. . I :n . Clark St.. (lilcago. Ill or 77 W. Ith st .Hncinnat ID. IVT- FiRKY Sc OO.'Ö Illu-trated anil Descri;.tive Catalogue ol Vegetable and Choice Imported She WM, ta bow pnbUnnes. and iii he -nt rut K to ! ot: - li .1 l. i i i m. .... on -an is. I'm . r r. i . i . I iv i Sci dsitii-n. D tr.v. Mich. W A NTKIl ! -In ev ry town a mi; ir man who v w'B he liberal paid. Unttei Ihxht and rdeaaaat. Ar -y-i i vk ( uicmi" i. Wiirkb, Portland, Mala. $ Si y '.j W ' SOMETHING NEW! UK AH TUB FOLLOW. I Mi. wur tan City Missionary of Boston BATB ABOUT älLirS LilHG BILM There Cer I it In I v c;i n Bad be Feiiitd it Kelter ( oo-li ac '..uii Kaanedy. As au Enpeetnranl it has ho Bajnala BssBoa; M'xs.. ri hi ami is. isbh. Mnaoaa. I. Btend son dlenth ineo : Tne parkaee Oi Alh-ii'n Lim Balaam yon teal metoaaean oua ihe 1 vaia ana LVnV1 w 1? ""'""I '-r ;tei -pT:i ,e .eel u i M. Ii Im. i-mie iii.i v-i i i ! la"iiiii!, iini with reaaarfcahle efi-vt in every I ist at ee. , thie woman haa been n atored . una what her puy alaackat with ooaxh. areas aala In the lnna. aad oroar ....... . . .1.... ... .. I . I . ... . i iie in i-e eiiii I ruin i ill i . . i ill. Hire- ever.l 'il.. it i IV o iATi . T I- " no,T'.worK BJ BSalBl In these e.-nto. her Ion ly. Hud with eem.l "TtttBBiTi sin if lha ftaliam Bha IiiTlU jSLZJ atlon. Another person, a ynune woman to whom I BBSBOBB tnitlle. Ims . colve-i L'n-it hsBeSL aa thai .. -rcoii'u which waa o." month- ataadinc, laeettim! 'i r. aao fine SM pete i- .1 tile . . ..:,. lioitle. nifl haa . i . y liidicaiioi , i s i-ilt cure. n. toqih m in m m m nm -inir unoa, rip.i i iica cik and niek, ins wiha aaeol two I tot ties. ;. --a aiaeh haare red, aa i- able todo n little at ala am A roans ms i to whom r -. oumeadeil it i' ot It. who ha ha.l u had f OBSh, Matl inni u pala la lnns tor BBontha naat. ami anabtetogoi reat on leea, haeomm.need t ..in u. it. an I in now using t oe .om th vl-'t.ne wonhl mil lo -u -itli.uit It lie I . !. .i.i . i'ii I k wiU' siett Heneli,. He sain i !H"I IM-le-li. He - i'il ., re.ioi!.in!v ii seems to me) io ! able lo rcsu:ue ids won. i 'sm. Very lesnertftiDr "nil rratefnllr fours. tiBaniain a an mix. ,t ity Missionary. Jm imiiiiu tr j'n c .i. Ht Ii i ?i Ii ! A I II., BÜIC I Tf 1 ClelCIl! ITI, aSIS4L tn- iai.d bv nil Brwaatata. I Mit T - M I II in a e ä x r.conniry, ior Hojrmtn Natn.nsl l.lmti Marker- Our Ar. nts sm i stl pe. ! ,v . s . ,. t Ivtr Aufs t Iren ai toG. r.SK am., , BJ. lohest., h.l I l.Hile..i. Hi.ie. or Trin-t-r pieHire. Sn.l f-.r ii . . ..i-aaii . aKl ITH "M r lai in - . a pair o socks com Mete la m attain - The otuy anichhae that i-alta nrewarhoal ry aad Sat arorh of all ahm aavd nvm; BBdwmaxaoa aotn. Ovar in.anii macbltn at hl inoKtlv !v eaavaastnK aenn. leal tor ctrc.i Isr hihI Sasplb S.o.mno I Mit tili II INK l hnVil i . i j U aahinetoe aja., fTbl IH II. SHOO FLY Is all tlie ni,D iiumne the r.'iustrel troupe an. I hoy a, had TtM Triilc of ihr LasJies ami the h '.it toilett ilnmiti- un-l at t ie proatv.t nay ts i ni'. trine LIFE FOR THE HAIR! At a preparation l r liatiwlat Oraf Hair t. tt orl color it h.- no i- pi il. Send hN T.catlse ou the Hair to s. i. i hi:vku:k, h, im IUI K. BaMaaBU, Krn Void. Ssenta Paasaaalas Baaaaha WeBl Wtm vl' PI lull: IVTVBIIl Diiniii Krmmm mm mm a u W W i t I l.ll I Iii ni.il.il I iL il '.'Fl .Hi t'ltt.rt III Ihi r-.st .Vlfuv 9 Bawwhaf as the aaonaji red hui iwktng o the Bere im- h paiimeBt Bm WhUky Klar, Bold B a-o Draw heck rtwatda, Srs ematie u-.i-Ih- . , ltpreuai -ii-faaaataiiaa ha au.i Ka. is .m iti Uovrramea', Malte nee, Tviauny and i ornifuon ol hl,h tlJlciala, , mod stotHiuij anil Impm 1 1 .' .,i e,,., ai hm Shoet Bain weU-SUed pat j .pn.i iiiuatraud .i in- ;t Mnt ( ' ' iu vi eaa t KLI N r, PltUSPClphit. Pa. I I ( 'o. HI. er Im .iiBStl.tttdo. fiiil HJKMs w v . i n - ord-irs ior J'S oi ihe iai.-ie thus arum iu ir .l No capita iifiyLf I requlml. Ad !..-ss, STAH'Ul A muni: I . M ItmnnM. IV i i . n A'iniicA .v rATSNT tsn. hoi Inlrodnclnt and -ii ilsili .- !-i hie Patents. OW.- I ti 4 La St.. lhica,;, III. BT BBS t tor t'irr tiara, etc. t. ' a.awt.t. a i - o ornt n. j. xrwas inCMTC WiVrKU 9Aad. Samrlea;? 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THK t H.IUHA I fc.l "i ep r'A S BBSMfJ BLACK ALPACAS! n , ,.rilrt , m"V . rrf,i r of riots and ih-uo r roir, he iweume nwasamsV - i ..... . i.'i ii.'-l 111 ti:f I'll ttd St.. ;. y::. : ,. , . r the M,Hnir aafl iiaamrr 1 rhrfce! a ioret cl... I. ol Iii. I lii:ne. ' li'li llin-si aantcrlnl I '; fc,,.l in) ,,.' M I (MSM'TS"" 'Ulli I . i ijri i.www vn Ihem fawlH hi ; -I .;... I 'll.e-e lie " I ' : ; ' ' ' ' -old l. mi. I B ti,, ten.ii rMrafl '.v-'-oo.' V,"'",!i,l. V: i:.. . . :! fi .m I . f III' L Ii II Ii I ir ft... ho-. w.t' lame int ( ra ..More nl Ih- I ' '.I'I ! I.. s,,i.. i.,..,.,.. , . .i . n Brand :..r . '" ' ":l '.- 'ce.- r ,v Xr:srKiriru -f mm eaÄ 1 - I m.ml 1 p hgff f t I : v äs for sale by all dfMÜuara ill y oaUr l .X I ejli, Ii l" S' ' I maklns t ra Öfl -nr?TU nr R:V!CS FOR t. Mri'0: rrv.i . vr . ,t. - Mtiocand ii. . - -tin.' M -( ; huv Bra,-, nuin rr Well printed n nil' art, ,., , mmHiii. inadnian-. - , ,. : ' n.bu.i- and sp eim-n e..pv. i'iiiri-r .. r-..io. af tM -it.. r. J. Hi wiBw .... Beovute soraet, TjtreMt ! ft I TkMA I a iniaa r-av ' . A l, r eommlanwn, io fit "' n' ''ds " . . a idnt-s. v. wai.m :; :. o t MILLARS (t I CBn nea aMBjmnoarrvhart ; - :l ia jiK)r ot Uic Cut.. sw4 &vk$- B hats nBd sad sriwann i W?"? 3! "The N'oowUi &a.vt!i' t- 1 x' ncv-. . Aiid la p. ftt :. - Bwm ir "iyZm J i- - - ae aorf i. mn aehlaBShwnnBBj 'JkCa; 'i una aot hurn r Uak' tA- nsnma sygi Anil svi-.'.ouII-m-i' z. .: m . 'pT't e ai-.v .y J-h:. 7" . ".' ae!tr.5 t rtll Astvitv- D-r - , . ! . nrdwarytohtwros rien r Kl.L MM BbTsTB vZiil Ki'ini I'llATj Si Btt BBB&oil daUr ".a th- vMioei Mssd if-- ' sSasn h aost. X H V If, T.f It. s Cit. s sTne rm if V '- V- It hv v. i. vie v " 1 ' 1 ' je it. if -t le.i.er a- ' - BBat M'.ta ;.-1 L0r-:LLÄ;- VS Tobacco a trixi s :i':.c roearxo IS A PaUtPBTUAL OmBVUBT . Th? "Kareica" PoimeeotaUä e a" rchoasr- Viran; ToliaYOCO a P r tie loriuer, an I t-.-.ic : f. ci.- ap-T 'n :i ibeless t ieak-a ta xri!ut 'i k . .drr f:e Ttcer idia.'ia i'lp- w pacKi u daüy m tii:a brand. a LorillstriJ SnufTs Still n tatn Bha A CVLi.X' T U I i RV a I Ml U t. r bv' lnv-iii" laieoi i wi s Vir eu. SJFClrc ixrc ae:it oa appi Developments At I aai the ,' bare rot lael I ha'r, Mmt tm'r 'iy a hnpt ajaatod arUh a u. ef lea i an I other w' ' '' .il' - rianonRQüs PWWTWN Wli ii they t .e mi-- a'li- -'.i n ; I ;ii I' Z the !olt loa, they .now that Ihe dlazuBt!- atnfl I II ally.'.', tnaadasn ' m, Th -y av. iier. aCa, ii nrnslraat I'esoiaiMe De, I and lind i'. pur aadeSVursaa.hi 1 Cristaiioro's Excelsior H sir Dyo, I ofleietlnttdyrtHenanethimd I -i m i i ti aateethatltcoata ia - hius i bderlrttia." CnfSTADOhWi BA1B PttXaAKVATlVa a, a j D-esniru. act like a eli.trm ou th hair al : i I'vi ! Twm U 1 keKSTM WAHTi U rOB 1 aewt. y, da Ik a m av 4 J? Jjj . w Va OF THc WORLD 1 ' .1 Isnrevt. 'sji m iiiuk. aad uiai al ' DOoli . ver p-iTt.lsne... SV-n.1 ! i on' Aldr !' ' liLlclil N. I .l.i::S a. St. Ciileato. i'l . . '-. vt. i i v , r irtil. BF" Fol M W BtNlB lad LATKsr HAe .m al in ,n . ,. j sr i i Ii i i -i : i i . i i .. i.ua ni, , Im. ... g -jt , mm NEW MD VilUIRIF PAMPdl FT , ... , " " IIs 1 1 u h N 1 x v " r. I have msil'a .-mplls I VF tloo wmii a lull md i ei a'e e;la.' at oni rh ! I l. ,i-t bdin. Illllll V. .'III I ... I .'..' " ' : ! . r- i a m t 1 Ian 1 lor le lining. . , ,, . i- ,h,,.e e . : ...i I ihe ! la el- id the We ,. Ab.. a i ti lie on I if I M.W WKHT, im that pot i..n ,,t eoi tie hnaahadppl, aiet n..rt!iwe-l, . it- a-i i.i-nroe aenoaM .t Ue ., , ,,,f, t 4, , . ,,f ,, . ., t Nt i 'in'-i-. .i i , th' ,..'.'.( i-( I twf.tft, ':iW ii rt- . t? ri ...i . .n. I ' . - .' fit' I ti ., . it itf it '-'. H ' ' iraa t,aaW , '.........., -jlxin.' u-t -m h Iniormattoii w Ith ntren-e i.. thi A ' u aa t im in tiiu .!. ran :i.r. t.. i.- aithoel BTU he sent oo rerript ol .. ui- Ma h'HN I ItiJSri, at l.sw. , j.)i. . cm ..in. HOW TO GET PATENTS IS trULLl 1 fl MNKI in s Tsmp' ht oi tie pacea lust Liit-il by Ml NN A I o . Path BOV. N w ih SI NT I- R R. Ml W A tu. I :ti r .- . r Amiftleaii, the l im-. l.ft"- I r-M"r In tie- W. f I.t. i-lt V M Kv It . i.-N. L PATH'S I - M t Pan iiittamlnrd More In m in. ant other Hat, 0 I -Sen tilaad tt-. rtpUoi plalon. Mil CMAWil Seeds and Agricultural Implements. Bf utlnl rodmlnswoa t aBKaVd, , iiaesj tt hoAi ante at K.-i .it. .em m appii.-am tl reeript til n BBS Our Ii . l:iialoH. t. n I, i r I I raplrarnta, afaehlae I Mmall Taab a hai v.. I nine oi anoni ttiltl pn u-. itatnlue nearl na Biaaatrattwae ol ti n seal tad hnatl r I irm anl Boaaehott aae. a d in sent, po" n tl i hy msil aa ea vtpl ) at I i v 4U r. t-iu V ..... .'ft ik, U Kl.l IU, V il I I I t e .1 K . II tLLKM A ( A, f Hox 17. K n tri. N. It. It yon wvit a'ittlil'ir 'r n rnar isr -i. Mad a tam'p to aa ant w aill elth r writr you lam deore I tni.irmat' tii. ot aea ' v 4 -. i tl i'ircu1 v ol W ho h we iimu a tare nu ...h 1 .f- 'I I HI v ii v l :i rtmdVCai mri lxiih --! AXI-1 Kinsl - Wis i- .T'v-.ft-il MILL Ki lt -MIM.s ;il l ; - a h Soliil T-t'i.i I PaTl ST A lui si sRLB TolaTa, I . I I I.i - lllll . d. Jl 11 1. m (..-mi ioi ri 'it- 1 -1 sm ( r-nlara. W H i i . I. HI KM TH. Uli. IUI.. Ml. a. .i l.r..,i. t I PRUSSING'S A-k t .mr tr.H-1- lrt i Vlneear varranta .1 itüfe. I i-k Ftrwt nrrastam w art 1 al ihf 1. K ta r. Hi !-la' air ana (Ihloaeo t'ltf Fa r, Laryai work e ih- I um i SKIes K-laltliBied 1-4 H.s (. I-. I'U NSlVU, a.'tta am Sil atate -t. . 'eeaeo. I " S08 PRIZES ... ii fkrwon I ns - I .1(1 1 1 fa i II I l( I aw ai-..-t o u'iftcrltw'! an t mai I . t . H n nhrti.n M.ntivl Hi- lar?1 -I an I lt li tllar Motility mthewrd. mmiiar prt -a ii r- lmimt ooa. t .B tart -ciliar la narrh miuW. For ssl ii. all News ilea rs.oi ae.il wlin . . --.: Ol lueeota. A'l-'rea s S. H'oiiU. v a .urU. W 1.

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