Orland Zenith, Volume 6, Number 18, Orland, Steuben County, 5 July 1905 — Page 7

Lapsus Linguae. A coroner's jury once reported that ■ "deceased came to his death by excessive drinking, producing apoplexy in the minds of the jury.” A certain poll1 tlcian, condemning the government of ' the day for its policy concerning the income tax, is reported to have said: “They'll keep cutting the wool off the sheep that lays the golden eggs until they pump it dry!” An orator bore oft the palm for mixed metaphor when he declared that “the British lion, whether tt is roaming the deserts of India or climbing the forests of Canada, will not draw in its horns nor retire into its shell.” A lecturer on chemistry once said: “One drop of this poison placed on the tongue of a cat is sufficient to kill the strongest man;” and a lieutenant stated that the Royal Niger Company wished to kill him to prevent his going up the river until next year. On one occasion one of the Irish “whips” in the House of Commons telegraphed to Dublin that “the silence of the Irish members would be heard in the House of Commons no longer.”

Isn't This Absolutely True?

Nervous Women

Nothing ever became popular—here or in any other country—without a reason.

Their Sufferings Are Usually Due to Uterine Disorders Perhaps Unsuspected

Popular men have merit of some kind, MUST have,' or they would not be popular. They must have EXCEPTIONAL MERIT and wonderful character if their popularity INCREASES WITH TIME.

A MEDICINE THAT CURES

As with men, SO WITH GOODS. So with any article that is on the market. IT CANNOT INCREASE ITS SALES, It cannot be adopted as a STANDARD article, it cannot survive generations unless it have real, inherent merit.

;an we dispute well - known , thatAmerican imen are ner-

!v often do we the expres“I am sonerit seems as if ild fly ; ” or, ’t speak to Little things you and

Millions of dollars spent in advertising any article without merit are just wasted, so far as continued sales are concerned. Intelligent housekeepers cannot be compelled to buy what they do not approve of.

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That much is a self-evident fact. It cannot be gainsaid. But it tells its own story of HON COFFEE and its quality—a coffee that has been the leader of all package coffees for more than a quarter of a century, that has steadily grown in tne affections of millions of American homes since its first introduction, long, long ago. Its unexcelled flavor, perfect purity and uniform quality; its absolute cleanliness and neat appearance, have endeared it to the hearts of the people. Good grocers will tell you this, but those who drink coffee ought to know much more about quality than they who simply SELL it.

yc you can’t sleep, you are unable to quietly and calmly perform your daily tasks or care for your children.

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The relation of the nerves and generative organs in women is so close that nine-tenths of the nervous prostration, nervous debility, the blues, sleeplessness and nervous irritability arise from some derangement of the organism which makes her a woman. Pits of depression or restlessness and irritability. Spirits easily affected, so that one minute she laughs, the next minute weeps. Pain in the ovaries and between the shoulders. Loss of voice; nervous dyspepsia. A tendency to cry at the least provocation. All this points to nervous prostration.

e *<Pi ,w nifluences induced wider dealings in the principal retail branches and the buying of wearing apparel, footwear, household and vacation needs surpassed that of a year ago. This improvement is also found in the interior stores. The result has been a rapid depletion of stocks and urgent demands upon jobbers for reassortments. Manufacturing moves steadily, firmness in prices and new commitments obtained furnishing a solid basis In tile metal, wood and leather departments. Western railroad traffic again exceeds the tonnage carried a year ago and the local movement of grain ran close upon 8,000,000 bushels.. The markets for grain were active in the futures and quotations were manipulated upward, but little change for the better appeared in the cash division. Receipts were 4,1-12,412 bushels, against 3,883,334 bushels for the corresponding week last year, and the shipments, 4.081,00" bushels, compared with 3,018,443 bushels. Provisions were in liberal supply and had an easier tendency on larger packing. Receipts of live stock aggregated 288,822 head, against 271,727 a year ago. Shippers bought carefully and quotations declined. Compared with the closings a week ago, prices advanced in wheat 0 cents per bushel, corn 1% cents and oats 1 cent, but receded in sheep 15' cents a hundredweight, hogs 7% cents, cattle 5 cents, pork 12cents per barrel and lard 714. cents. Failures reported in Chicago district number seventeen, against thirty last week and sixteen a year ago.— Dun’s Trade Review.

Of Wide Interest.

Breed, Wis.. June 2d.—(Special.)— Chas. Y. Peterson. Justice of the Peace for Oconto Co., has delivered a judgment that is of interest to the whole United States. Put briefly, that Judgment is, “Dodd’s Kidney Pills are the best Kidney medicine on the market to-day.”

Insist on LION COFFEE; buy no loose coffee (in bulk) —you don’t know what you get. How ca.i your grocer?

And Mr. Peterson gives his reason for this judgment. He says: “Last winter I had an aching pain in my back which troubled me very much. In the morning I could hardly straighten ray back. I did not know what it was, but an advertisement led me to try Dodd's Kidney Pills. After taking one box I can only say they have done more for me than expected, as I feel as well now as ever I did before.” Pain in the back is one of the first symptoms of Kidney Disease. If not cured by Dodd's Kidney Pills it may develop into Bright's Disease, Diabetes, Rheumatism or some of the other deadly forms of Kidney Disease.

Nothing' will relieve this distressing condition and prevent months of prostration and suffering so surely as Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. Mrs. M. E. Shotwell, of 103 Flatbush Avenue, Brooklyn, N. Y., writes:

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What Is tho Substitute.

If all the land used for raising tobacco was divided into homesteads,” didactically began Professor Twiggs, the village schoolmaster, during a recent session of the Linen Pants and Solid Comfort Club—“if all the money spent for tobacco was used in building houses thereon, and all the time and strength and pul! wasted in chewing and smoking tobacco was employ ed in improving them, every man in America, no matter how humble, could have a home and its comforts, a clear head, prosperity, health, happiness, and—”

“I cannot express the wonderful relief I have experienced by taking Lydia H. Plnkhain’s Vegetable Compound. I suffered for a long time with nervous prostration, backache, headache, loss of appetite. I could not sleep and would walk the floor almost every night. “ I had three doctors and got no better, and life was a burden. I was advised to try Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound, and it has worked wonders for me.

“ I am a well woman, my nervousness is all gone and my friends say I look ten years younger.” Will not the volumes of letters from women made strong by Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound convince all women of its virtues ? Surely you cannot wish to remain sick and weak and discouraged, exhausted each day, when you can be as easily cured as other women.

For Preserving, Purifying and Beautifying the Skin, Scalp, Hair, and Hands.

Interested the Judge.

“Your honor,” said the plaintiff It the divorce proceedings. “I charge cruel and inhuman treatment. My husband hypnotized me into thinking that my last season’s bonnet was jusl the thing for this spring.” "He did?” asked the Judge, looking sternly at the defendant. “My man, come here. The court will speak tc you privately.” Wonderingly the defendant came tc the bench, when the Judge said: “Say. old fellow, put me next. I’y« got a wife and four daughters.”

“That sounds as If it was just about so, professor,” drawlingly interrupted the Old Codger, who always had to have his say. “But in that event what would you suggest as a substitute for the suave but potent five-cent cigar, with which we so easily ‘work’ the average man when a five-dollar-bill won’t even begin to fetch him around to the place where we want to land him?”

Cuticura Foap combines delicate medicinal and emollient properties derived from Cutlcura, the great Skin Cure, with the purest of cleansing ingredients and tho most refreshing of flower odor*. Two Soaps in one at ono price —namely, a Medicinal and Toilet Soap for 25c. Potter Drug & Chem. Corp., Sole Props., Boston. oar Mailed Free, “All About the Skin, Scalp, and Hair.

Special Low Rates to Chantanqua Lake and Retnrn. July 7th and 28th via Nickel Plate Road. Long return limit. Full information of Agent or address W. A. Sherer, T. P. A., Fort Wayne, Ind. (609)

SICK HEADACHE

Positively cured by these Little Pills. They also relievo Distress from Dyspepsia. Indigestion and Too Hearty Eating. A perfect remedy lor Dizziness. Nausea. Drowsiness. Bad Taste In the Mouth, Coated Tongue, Pain in the Side, TORPID DIVER. They

CARTER’S ® STYLE flVER | PILLS.

AVonderful Courage Is displayed by many a poor invalid, crushed under the weight* troubles, like constipation, biliousness, neuralgia, headache, stomach trouble, etc. But such suffering, though brave, is quite unnecessary, for Dr. Caldwell’s (laxative) Syrup Pepsin will surely cure all these diseases, drive away all the unpleasant symptoms, and restore every invalid to health. Try it. Sold by all druggists at SOc and $1.00. Money back if it fails.

Improvement, mirrored Mow Ynfk forth some weeks ago in the phrase “bettor feeling,” has broadened and assumed more tangible form this week, stimulated by seasonable weather, resulting crop improvement, better retail trade, improved reorder business and larger sales for fall account. Advices are best from the great surplus producing regions of the West. Irregular weather conditions, largely due to heavy rains, color reports from Northwestern and lake sections. Crude iron still sags, though finished products, particularly rails and structural materials, are in active demand. Bank clearings are, comparatively speaking, heavy, railway earnings are large, deposits in banks show large increases, aommodities are apparently going into consumption more readily, and building, as heretofore, is active, with resulting strength of prices. Money is easy and the tone of the securities markets is more cheerful. Failures are few and unimportant. Indications, in fact, are that a corner has been turned, and that the future is viewed more optimistically than for three months past.

Truths that Strike Home Tour grocer is honest and—if he cares to do so—can tell you that he knows very little about the bulk coffee he sells you. How can he know, where it originally came from, how it was blended— Of With What —or when roasted? If you buy your coffee loose by the pound, how can you expect purity and uniform quality ? LION COFFEE, the LEADER OF

regulate the Bowels. Purely Vegetable.

SMALL PILL SMALL DOSE. SMALL PRICE,

pTpjrrfc] Genuine Must Bear uAnlCRO Fac-Simile Signature maJi [refuse SUBSTITUTES.

Willing to Oblige.

ALL PACKAGE COFFEES, Is ol necessity uniform In quality, strength and flavor. For OVER A QUARTER OF A CENTURY, LION COFFEE has been the standard coffee In millions of homes.

Bo.y—Mr. Cuttem, the tailor, sends his compliments, and says he would like to have his bill.

Don’t take to eating invalids’ food and going without the good things of life because constipation has disordered your stomach. Celery King, the tonic-laxative, regulates the bowels and keeps them right. It costs 25c*

Eat Good Food

Short—Tell Cuttem. if he’ll specify which particular bill he wants of the thirty-seven he has sent me, I’ll be pleased to send it back to him.

International Epworth League Convention, Denver, Col., July 5-9.

Tickets on sale via Nickel Plate Road June 29-30 and July 1-2-3 at very low rates. Long return limit. Full information of Agent or address W. A. Sherer, T. p. a., Fort Wayne, Ind. (608)

LION COFFEE la carefully packed at our factories, and until opened In your home, has no chance of being adulterated, or of coming In contact with dust, dirt, germs, or unclean hands. In each package of UON COFFEE you get one full pound of Pure Coffee. Insist upon getting the genuine. (Lion head on every package.) (Save the Lion-heads for valuable premiums.) SOLD BY GROCERS EVERYWHERE tVOOLSON SPICE CO., Toledo, Ohio.

“It is said/’ remarked the fond mother, “that Solomon never attempted to answer the question of a child.” “No wonder he was considered the wisest of men,” rejoined the weary father.

Proof Positive.

Let us do your Printing

Business failures for the week ending June 22 number 157, against 175 last week. 215 in the like week in 1!KM, 171 in 1903, 153 in 1902 and 190 in 1901. In Canada failures for the week number twenty-three, against twenty-four last week and twentythroe in this week a year ago.—Bradstreet’s Commercial Report.

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In a Pinch, Use Allen’s Foot-Kase. A powder to shake Into your shoes. It rests the feet. Cures Corns, Bunions. Swollen, Sore. Hot, Callous, Aching. Sweating feet and Ingrowing Nalls. Allen’s Foot-Ease makes new or tight shoes easy. Sold by all Druggists and Shoe Stores, 25c. Sample mailed FREE. Address Allen S. Olmsted, Le Roy. N. Y.

Eagle

Linen

Now They Don't Speak.

for your office stationery. You can get the paper and envelopes to match.

Helen —Jack declared last night that one little word of mine had made him the happiest of men. Mildred—-Indeed! Then you must have said "No” to his proposal.

It is the real thing. Take no other.

I can recommend Piso’a Cure for Consumption for Asthma. It has given me great relief. —W. I.. Wood, Farmeraburg, tnd.. Sept. 8, 1001.

Pays 6 per cent

Chicago—Cattle, common to prime, |4.00 to $5.00: hogs, prime heavy. $4.00 to $5.57: sheep, fair to choice, .$4.00 to $5.00; wheat. No. 2. $1.01 to $1.03; corn. No. 2, 53c to 53c; oats, standard, 31c to 33c: rye, No. 2, 70e to 78c; hay. timothy, $8.50 to $12.50; prairie. $11.00 to $11.00: butter, choice creamery, 18c to 10c; eggs, fresh, 12c to 13c; potatoes, new, per bushel, 40c to 57c, Detroit —Cattle, $3.50 to $5.50: hogs. $4.00 to $5.40; sheep. $2.50 to $4.25; wheat. No. 2, $1.05 to $1.06: corn. No. 3 yellow, 59c to 58c; oats. No. 3 white, 32c to 34c: rye, No. 2, 78c to 70c.

Postal service in Japan is lower than in any other place in the world. Letters are carried all over the empire for about seven-tenths of a cent.

The Realty Syndicate

Red (Dross iaQD Blue

of San Francisco Paid-up Capital, $4,600,000 Assets, 111,130,895.32 Incorporated 1895 Investment Certificates issued in sums of $100 to $10,000 Interest 6 per cent per annum Payable semi-annually write to The Realty Syndicate No. 14 Sansome St., San Francisco, Cal

Yellow clothes are unsightly. Keep them white with Red Cross Ball Blue. All grocers sell large 2 oz. package, 6 cents.

is highly endorsed by housekeepers everywhere. It purifies, whitens, cleans and

Try a few drops of spirits of turpentine on a cube of loaf sugar for hacking cough.

Try it, and you will always want it. Your grocer will sell you a large 2-ounce package for only 5 cents. Remember the name.

“l>v*per*lo Tormented Hr ter Teer*. Ur Umvld Kennedy's Favorite Hewed)■ cored me Mrs.O. R Dougherty, Millville. N. J. U*ed o»er30ye*rs. WOO

F. W. N. U. --- No. 26—1008

Milwaukee —Wheat, No. 2 northern. $1.06 to $1.11: corn. No. 3, 53c to 54c; oats. No. 2 white. 32c to 33c: rye, No. 1, 81c to 82c; barley. No. 2, 50c to 52c; pork, mess, $12.95.

If your harvest is a failure remember you selected the seed.

When writing to Advertisers please say you saw the Advertisement in this paper.

rubber stamps.

All kinds ol Rubber Stamps Made to Order. Sell-inking Datera-somethlng new. Ink and Inking Pads. Send for Catalogue to Lock Bo» 219, Fort Wayne, Ind.

Mr*. Winslow * Soothis'G Stbot for Children teething; eoften* the gums, reduces inflnrameuoil, gjUys pain, cure* wind coho. SO cent* • bottle.

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