Orland Zenith, Volume 2, Number 26, Orland, Steuben County, 2 August 1901 — Page 3

protected by law, and. fortunately also, the party that met the animals included the Governor of the otherwise the species might hgve been now more nearly'extinct'than Ofer before, far hunters are. not .very scrupulous in

r VICTORY FOR The CAMERA. Invasion of the Turkish Harem by the Lens. The camera has woe another dolory. It has invaded the Turkish harem. The queen of the ha win, who, according to contemporary; artists, spends her time reclining junguidly upon gorgeous -cushions, Limed by picturesque slaves, will be fhown in

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The Little Logician. Bessie (who has invited a friend to’ the house, atd for entertainment khe would like access to the jamf-Mamma, haven’t yon enough confidence in me to let me have ,he key to the jam closet? Mamma—I don’t know, Bessie Bessie —But, mamma, only yesterday you said you had entire confidence in cook becaase,she was with you a year, and I’ve been with you six years!— Fliegcnde Blaetter. v

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They (/ae rhjnoceri) were moving at a slow pace toward a jungle ami easily allowed the observers to approach. The party came within yards of the huge quadrupeds, which were cropping the grass on the plain. The rhinoceri apparently were not at all disturbed. The horsemen dismounted and approached yet nearer, stopping about twenty yards from the herd. During a minute of Two the animals seemed to pay no attention whatever to the human beings who were watching them and kept on browsing. Soon they began to sniff tlie air, as if they had discovered something disquieting or disagreeable. yet, curiously enough, they seemed not to see the visitors, although the latter’ were not hidden. After a short time, during which they showed a sort, of vague preoccupation, they withdrew, first walking and Anally trotting. Doubtless it is very seldom that these animals may be seen lor so long at such short range.'

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A few weeks before be returned to America, Mark Twain went to consult t well-known West End dentist in Donion noted for keeping his patients waiting a long time, and for indifference to :he age of the magazines and papers left on bis waiting-room table to beguile their tedium. .Mr. Clemens was kept waiting for a solid hour, and when lis turn came ids patience had given out. But he contented himself, as he intered the consulting-room, wltji the taustic remark: T See, by your papers, 'hat there is prospect of war with the Transvaal!” ♦ ® -

An amusing incident occurred during the Easter holidays at Boulogne. The editor of a London weekly—a gentleman who bears a striking resemblance to King Edward—was enjoying his cigar in one of the principal cafes in ■ the town, when he suddenly became aware that his presence was causing Onwonted intereslsand no little commotion. Presently an old gentleman rose ap and shouted: “Vive le roi de 1’Angleterre!” a sentiment which was heartily joined in by most of f fhe people in the cafe. Tiff' conductor of the orchestro, not to-be behindhand, immediately struck up - ( .afl Save the King,*’ but this was too auich for the journalist, who made a jiolt for the door and escaped.

It is said that once, \vli£n the late Dr. Tanner had asked in the Housewhether it was true,that the Duke of Cambridge had resigned his position as com-mander-in-chicf, a Major Jones, of Penzance, wj s so outraged that he challenged Dr. Tanner to a duel, and the following telegraphic correspondence took plm e; "In reply to your despicable question about the Duke of Cambridge, I designate you a coward. Delighted to give you satisfaction across the water. Pistols.” To which Dr. Tanner at once replied: "Wire received. Will meet you to-morrow in Ooftstanople, under the Tower of Calais- midnight. Being challenged, prefer torpedoes. Bring another ass.—Tanner.”

President F. I>. Underwood, of the Erie Railroad, tells of an engineer of a East freight train who called on him one day and asked him to prevent a deaf lid woman from walking on the tracks llong one'section of that division. Several times t he engineer had barely missed runn >ig over her, and he was l.Vfl li. t'uWi 'U-'i. L.Vv.'L-i.A IHx happen to bar. "The only way to prevent p, deaf person from walking on the track,” said Mr. Underwood, "would be to cut his legs off.” “That Is just what I will do for mj deaf old wo map if you cannot stop her.' replied the engineer. Investigation sin wed that she was accustomed to go to a summer hotel to jell baskets and embroidery, and that the railroad afforded her a short cut to her destination. She was remonstrated with, but ii did no good. “And. do you know,” said Mr. Underwood, “she was finally run over. That very engineer called on me, with tears running down his cheeks, one day. and reported: T've got the old lady at last, sir.”

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her habits as she lives, audpne more “Arabian Nights” illusion wfC bi- shattered'. „ 2 i Of course, it is expressljworbid&fen that the photographs of .wineii shall be circulated outside of the femily, but presumably feminine vauit»fi( ur)shes as well in Turkey as in any ether conn. Cry, and the chances that, plcures will not pass beyond the harem are hardly worth the risk of a whiifc chip | The most famous pljofbgi 4>her of Constantinople is the only om (to whom the sultan has granted the pivilege of photographing the Turkish woijiii and' it is safe to suppose that lie * an object of envy to his less fortmate fel-low-citizens. The photograpler,, is, a recent convert to Islam, and tin sultan may have decided to show hm what could be done in ■•the line of limris by way of clinching his zeal. . The amateur photography craze, ■which is spreading in Xurkisl homesteads, opens possibilities move amusing than the favored professional does. It is, said that the women, wlwse enforced seclusion makes them seize upon any diversion with enthusiasm, have taken to the pastime and arc photographing everything in sight. One of the Turkish correspondents of a French paper tells an entertaining bit of gossip in regard to one Turkish household which has been tin forgoing most violent disturbances, all iecause the other women saw’ their choice of getting back at the favorite ( their

The Nickel Plate Road Offers low excursion rates to Denver, Colorado Springs, Glenwood Springs, Col., Ogden and Salt Lake City, Utah; Hot Springs, S. D., St. Paul and Duluth, Minn. Tickets on sale from June 18th to Sept. 10th, gopd to return until OctSJst- Write, wire, ’phone or call on nearest agent, or C. A. Asterlin, T. P. A., Fort Wayne, Ind., or R. J. Hamilton, Agent, Fort jSi’ayue, lud. Ko. 96.

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Alas for Aspirations? Old Gentleman—So yog’ think my daughter loves you, sir, and-you wish to marry her? Dudeleigh—That’s what I called to see you about. Is there any insanity fa your family? “No, sir; and there’s not going to be any.”—The Smart Set. «

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The herd was composed of four adults (one a powerful male) and if. one aniiipiV about three-quarters growth The same day a herd of three other rhfnoceri were seen, one male, one tc male and a young one. Thus eight individuals' were seen, and probabli these comprise all that is left of t lie species in the region, except, perhaps, one or two animals. It is estimated that there may be ten altogether. It is believed that there are also a few in the Ubombo chain, but this is doubt ful. The white rhinoyeri are as strictly protected as possible. It is absolutely forbidden io hunt them on pen : alty of a fine of $250 to'.$300 or imprisonment, and the Governor himself cannot give permission to kill them. This is very wise, for even if there remain as many as twenty white rhinoceri in the world there are certainly no more. And it is- rather late to take up the work of preserving this interesting species.

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The Literal Mind. “Tommy, how many wars has the United States been engaged in?” “Five, sir.” "Enumerate them.” “One. two, three, , four, five.” —New York Herald.

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lord and master. They got sn i| shots of her in her bad tempers ami fier unbecoming clothes, and part of (he '-ollectton having'chanced to-fall fit 0 the hands of the. vain beauty, '.ti.ile were storms that rent a happyliann »sunder and made one haughty Turi gish he had never been bom.—Baltin 10 J Hbu.

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Lacking in Melody.

Six Doctors This Tin-

Jones —Van Pounder’s latest music is bald Stuff, Smith —Why bald? Jones —Because it needs an "air restorer.” —Boston Herald,

RECENT INVENTIONS

Veils can be fastened without tearing or straining by a new device consisting of a ijigid brfr having a slot along one side into which the veil is pressed and held in position by a flexible cord attached to one end of the bar a*d stretched across the slot to fasten at the opposite end. Needle TVaths call be taken in ordinary bathtubs by using n newly design--■1- ximcnaigc pipe, vviucu is ui spiral shape and has perforations on the front side, the device being mounted on the wall of the bathroom and connected to the water pipe by a rubber hose to throw jets of water into the tub. • To preserve, perishable articles in bottles a patented apparatus has a nozzle through which air is exhausted from the bottle, with st tube loosely fixed In the suction pipe. A plunger'lnslde has sealing material at the end, which drops as soon as the exhaustion of air is completed and seals the bottle.

Pan-American Exposition Rates To Buffalo via the Nickel Plate Road. Tickets now on sale at all stations, one and one-third fare for round trip, good returning 15 days. Write, wire, ’phone or call on nearest agent, or C. A. Asterlin, T. P. A.. FortWayne, Indoor, U. J. Ham-

South Bend, Ind., July 29fl Ps x different doctors treated. Mr. J. uLandoman of this place for KidneyRouble. He had been very ill for- Hire years, and he despaired of ever bciulwell. 'Somebody suggested Dodi”Ilviduey Pills. Mr. Landeman used «> bo es. He is eompletely cured, and i)«dis losing all his Kidney Trouble, hilgei al health is much better than r has ecu , for years.

No case that has occurred it !«, Jo-' seph County for half a ceiivuri'ig,, u-w.-u .. ■ v t5.r* j"'* T.-'£-Dodd’s Kidney Pills arc hi in4 veil advertised, as a result of their Vnderful cure of Mr. Landeman’s cas.:' ; j -4

,, It Made Him Hot. Free “shines” for a year tv it 1 every pair, of shoes, free lunches at c ry bar, free soda water with, every <• - r, free cake with every package of aUlng powder—the development of t t* idea proceeds. It costs seme cigar eiders from $15 to $20 a wedk to si)-: y the soda water. ' It costs about 15 < tits a gallon, and some stores requ from fifteen to twenty gallons a c’,«'. The other day a man walked Into one of these stores, says the New V > k Post drank half a glass, put it, d ■ u, ami asked;. ' “Don’t you give flavors?” “No,” retorted the dealer. " vejgive -favors, but some mg® don’t -Sein to know how to take them.” But that was not the worst Aj tother man came in, filled the glass 1 threequarters full, and then a%dpd t msonie whisky from a pocket flask.; 1 ije’next man sniffed the whisky wbe.; lie lookup the glass. "Where do you Mop the whisky?” he asked.

“is your tea well again, Eddie?”

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“Well, yes’m, but she ain’t quite up ter her old form yet. Pa fought a draw wid hef last night.”—New York Journal.'

AIK CUSHION RUBBER STAMPS, All Kinds of Stamps. Also Printing Outfits, Haters, Etc. Writs as what Ton ars in need of and ws will give yon pries. Lock Boa 219, Fort Vitas, lad.

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• .The total value of the produce of the forest, exported from Cpnada last year was $29,954,689.

When Writing to Advertisers please say yon saw the Advertisement in this paper

In a new scrubbing brush the handle Is made hollow- to hold water which can be discharged in small quantities through a soap compartment to the floor by turning the pivoted handle so its. otitlet registers With the opening leading to the soap chamber, the latter being perforated on the under side’ to discharge the fluid to the bristles. Flies are killed by a new- trap, which has a flat board, on which sugar- dr molassesjs placed, a spring-board hijjng suspended above it and released ;nfeo matlcally by a clock mechanism to fill on the bottom board'.cud catch the insects, after which the clock raises las board again and holds it long enoug| to allow more flies to gather on the ■float'd ■

The Duke of Wellington was in the of sending the most elaborate re-

GASTORIA

plies to letters which most persons would have thrown into the waste paper basket. Thus, for example, an unknown quack once sent him a box of salve, and received the following acknowledgment in the Duke’s handwriting; ■-'Sir: I have received ybur letter and the box of salves, etc., which you have sent me. This last will be returned to you by the coach of Monday, I beg you to accept my best thanks for your attention. I think that you and I have some reason to complain of tflw editors of newspapers cv-a-e wt them thought proper to publish an account of me, that I was affected by a rigidity of the muscles of the face. You have decided that the disorder must be tiedouloureux. for which you send me your salve as a remedy. I have no disorder in my face. -1 am a fleeted by lumbago or rheumatism in my loins, shoulders, neck and back,, a disorder to which many are liable who have passed days and nights exposed to the weather in bad climates. 1 am attended by the best medical advisers in England, and I must attend to their advice. I cannot make use of salves sent to me by a gentleman, however- respectable, of whom I know nothing, and who knows nothing of the case excepting what he reads In the newspapers.”.

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One Fare Pins $1.00 Round Trip To the Pan-American Exposin')! it Buffalo v>a the Nickel Plate Road be 'inning J one 1st arid continuing the entire s miner; good returning within 10 days fu n date of sale. Write, wire, ’phone or i.-sll on nearest agent, orC. A. Asterlin. X P. a., Fort Wayne, Ind., or R. J. Jhnilton, Agent, Fort Wayne, Ind. No. 84

Pat—Arrah, now, but railways are moighty foine invention, anayway. Friend—I,shouldn't have thought yi could see much to admire in thel Pat, seeing that you lost your leg a railway accident. • Pat—Faith, an’ didn't Oi get £2( damages? Begorra, if It hail only bet my head Oi’d have owned the loine. London Tit-Bits.

Beauties of Hallways.

Confusing.

Keeping Up Appearaucoi.f Excited man (to reporter)- -5-'w, in writing up the story of the burg try of my house, you must say that thj. overlooked $4,000 in the cupboard. j Reporter (incredulously)—ReaHji Excited Man—Yes. You see.l don’t want the public to know that tha; could go through my house and only Sptl $32 worth hf silver and stuff woVth au-afiag. —Boston Herald.

“The politicians don’t talk as much as they used to about the horny-hand ed_son of toil,” saiiT the neighbor. * “No.” answered Farmer Corntossel “Sence golf got fashionable you can't judge a man by his callouses any more.”-Washington Star.

AIR CUSHION RUBBER- STAMPS. All Kinds of Stamps. Also Printing Outfits, Haters, Etc. Writs «i what TOO are In need of end we wljl give Ton price. LockBox 210, Feet f sjns, Ind.

His Imagination. Percolhfin—What are.you win- ;ag at so feverishly? s Spacer—I've got an assignment r* Write an article on “How to Be Happy J-’Migh Moving.”—(jihicago Tribune.;,/ —— 6? '

Mrs. Winslow’s Soormao sn>w to' Odiarwi •asthma: soltoas the some, reduces tod* 'Uaetion, sUaye sain, curds wind eolio, * oente s t >*»■

NEW TYPE OF RHINOCEROS.

“Some sage has said that the great rule of life is,,‘Know thyself.’ ” “Yes: and there should be a second rule, ‘And when you know yourself don’t tell what you know.’ ’’—Philadelphia Record.

Rules of Life.

Thirty Yeats GJtSTORU

Herds of the Species, White in Color, Discover*! in Darkest Africa. There are albinos in ne'drly every species of created things—white negroes, white elephants, white mice and white deer —but up to a recent date no .one had £vcr seen a white rhinoceros. It is now reported that these are in existence in a recently explored portion of Africa. They are almost extinct and probably not more than a dozen or snare left. The Revue - Scientifique Prints an account of a recent meeting with a small herd of these animals in Natal. Fortunately, they are strictly

The London Lancet says there must be in that city some 500,000 person? who cannot afford to pay a sufficiently high rent to secure healthy houses.

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r A man soon forgets his faults When they are known only to himself.

The tail of the otter serves not only as a rudder, but also as a means o' propulsion, its movements closely yes.'Whling those of a screw propeller.

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