New Richmond Record, Volume 19, Number 15, New Richmond, Montgomery County, 15 October 1914 — Page 2

NEW RICHMOND RECORD.

NEW MONEY NOT IMPRESSIVE

Lucille Love

AMONG MAN’S WORST FOES

Entered at the Postfflce at New Richmond, Ind., as second class matter.

Nebraska a Battlefield Where Enormous Wealth Is Annually Destroyed.

Emergency Currency Issued by the Bank of England of the Most Severely Plain Description.

Edgae Walts, Publisher

One of the most fascinating exhibits in the University building at the fair is the collection of glass cases containing the more common and destructive insect enemies of the Nebraska farmer, exhibited in their historic development from the egg to the worm and on to the moth or beetle. This series, the Nebraska State Journal says, is the work of Prof. Myron Swenk of the agricultural college. Looking at this panorama of obscure life, costing the people of Nebraska every year millions of dollars which no statistician dare compute, one realizes that man’s greatest enemies are the most minute. The fight is no longer with the tiger or wolf or serpent or panther. The mites and midgets, the slugs "and cutworms, the aphids and corn-root lice threaten man’s food supply, the bacilli threaten his very life. Here is a battle field where the question of man’s existence upon this planet must be fought. For this militia service Nebraska needs every man and woman, boy and girl, between the ages of five and ninetyfive, and for the line, staff and officers the best and brightest intellects our prairiee can produce.

Those who have seen a specimen of the new Bank of England emergency notes would not be surprised to learn that they had been received at first with a certain amount of suspicion. They are distinctly unimpressive. The note is insignificantly small, printed on what is apparently a very inferior brand of paper, and is as much unlike the £5 Bank of ExmO land note as could be imagined. And yet it appears that the British public took to the new currency with amazing ease. A Wall street man who has just returned from the other side tells how he introduced the new notes to

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Thursday, Oct. 15, 1914.

Spray From The “Squirt Gun.”

Nine times out of ten when a person gets balled up he gets bawled out afterwards.

We have an uncle that was born on Ash Wednesday, a cousin born on Good Friday and we were born on Nut Sunday.

a small village in the north of England, claiming that the incident furnished a remarkable example of the trust placed by the English shopkeeper in his customers’ honesty. A few days after the new currency was issued he happened to make a purchase in a small shop in an out-of-the-way town and tendered a £1 note in payment. The shopkeeper, who had never heard of the new money, scrutinized the note carefully and asked what it was. The American explained the whole matter and how it came about. The shopkeeper thanked him and offered the correct change in return without another word.—New York Sun.

“Uncle Sam Socks,” red white and blue, are the latest fad and they are selling like bottled beer at a prohibition picnic. Any business man can be happy if he looks bis business cares inside his business house when he goes home at night.

No one is laying around in the bushes waiting to toot your horn for you. If you have any tooting to do, get busy. Brother bought an Angora, and for it gave a note, and when he couldn’t pay for it the sheriff got his goat.

DON’T GET THOSE RATES

Corn Raisers Would Be Happy If Able to Command Prices Charged by Lobster Palaces.

“If the farmers in this country irho raise com,” remarked a spectacled business man from Warren street, “could open lobster palaces in Broadway and supply their own places with it there would be a new set of millionaires around town before a great while. I judge so from gating an ear of new com in one of those joints the other night that a friend of mine was paying for. “The price of it was 35 cents, and I should say it weighed considerably less than half a pound, but call it that. Now, there are 56 pounds of com to the bushel and we raise about 3.000. bushels annually. Calculating half a pound of com to the ear, we have 113 ears to the bushel, which, multiplied by 3,000,000,0(50, gives 336,000,000,000 ears, which at 35 cents an ear amounts to $117,600.000. for the farmers’ pockets annually. “Some money, ain’t it? Just the same that’s what they’d have out of their corn crops if they got lobsterpalace rates.” —Philadelphia Ledger.

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They Make You Feel Good The pleasant purgative effect produced by Chamberlain’s Tab-

LUCILLE ESCAPES IN THE PALANQUIN OF THE CHINESE MANDARIN.

Read About Loubeque, the International Spy, and His Remarkable Plot For Revenge, a Plot That Was Thwarted by the Heroism, Resourcefulness and Courage of

lets and the healthy condition o; body and mind which they create make one feel joyful. For sale by all dealers.—Adv.

LUCILLE LOVE

You will want to read the story before you see the picture of “Lucille Love” at the Crystal Theatre, beginning next Wednesday night. Tell your friends that they can read the story, in the Record, and they can get the paper until January 1st for 15 cents. Do it!

Read the First Installment of “Lucille Love in The RECORD Today, then see the same in Motion Pictures at The Crystal Theatre Next Nigkt.

Tom—Do you think you could leam to love me? Tess—Yes, but I’m awfully forgetful.

The ambition to keep up appearances, too often at the expense of honesty, is a foolish one, as is also the pretense of being rich when the reverse is the case. We must be respectable—though only in the meanest sense—in the mere vulgar out-ward show. We have not the courage to live within our income, but must live in some fashionable state to gratify the vanity of that unsubstantial genteel world of which we form a part. There is a constant struggle and pressure for front seats in the social amphitheatre, in the midst of which all • noble, self-denying resolve is trodden down and many fine natures are inevitably crushed to death. There is an ambition to bring up our boys ns gentlemen, though the result is

THE “MARSEILLMSE. w

The Belgians, it is said, have not a national anthem, but they have a stirring, catchy song that might well be used as such. This is La Couronne,” which at the time of the present king of the Belgians’ accession four years ago was sung, played and whistled all over Belgium. But as a fighting patriotic song there is nothing to heal/ the French “Marseillaise,” which has been used by many countries whose own productions fail to strike the right note.

Shawnee Mound.

church. Interment in the ceme-

and family were Sunday guests of Wesley Grubb and family. Mr. and Mrs. A. S, Goff called on Mr. and Mrs. James Vancleave of Wingate Sunday afternoon.

erynearby. County Supt, of Roads Boyles and overseer Geo. Acheson inspected our end of the county road Tuesday.

Some light frosts. A fine rain recently, gave vegetation a new lease on life.

PERPETUAL LEADERSHIP.

“I hear that your wife is an authority on the subject of votes for women.”

Several of our farmers are fall plowing. J. M. Hawthorne and family autoed Sunday to Ambia and spent the day with a sister, Mrs. Foster and family. Mr. and Mrs. Gladden of Gladden’s Corner, Misses Florence and Annie Y. Meharry Sundayed at J. F. Wallace’s in honor of Mr, Gladden’s and Miss Alura Wallace’s birthday. Geo. B. Hawthorne, wife and daughters autoed to Talbot Sunday and spent the day with Mr. and Mrs. Henry Geary. W edding bells this week.

Mr. and Mrs. Steve Utterbaok and daughter Dottie took dinner Sunday with Sue Wainscott and family. Mrs. Martha Stonebraker and sons Ernest and Robert called in the afternoon.

“Sir,” replied Mr. Meekton, “while it may please her to change the topic from time to time my wife is always an authority.”

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P. N. Zeigler and family were the guests of Jode Swank and family Sunday. C. M. Goff and family have moved to their farm which he bought of Fred Clough, while they rebuild their other home. Misses Zella Humphreys and Glady Goff have returned homo from a week visit with friends in

THE BUSINESS PROCEEDING.

“Why do you persist in biting us wen so?” asked the human being of the mosquito. “Because,” answered the mosquito, '♦the world owes me a living, and, naturally, I send in my bill.”

AFFABLE FOLKS.

“Boston people are mighty nice to book agents.” “Good customers, eh?”

“Not so much that. They’ve read all the books in the world. But they’re always willing to discuss ’em with you.”

frequently only to make them “gents.” They acquire a taste for dress, style, luxuries and

CASTING ASPERSIONS.

Mr. Pester—You seem more proud of that dog than you are of your children.

Covington. Mr. and Mrs. Virgil Merritt entertained Rev. McBride from Saturday until Monday.

amusements which can never form any solid foundation for many, gentlemanly character—the result is that a vast number of young men are thrown upon the world who remind one of the abandoned hulls sometimes picked up at sea, with only a monkey on board.

Notice to Heirs, Creditors, Etc. In the Matter of the Estate of Willism C. Walker, Deceased. In the Montgomery Circuit Court, September Term, 1914. Notice {is hereby given that Etta Walker, as Administratrix of the estate of William C. Waleer, deceased has presented and filled her account and vouchers in final settlement of said estate, and that the same will come up for the examination and action sjf said Circuit Court the 2d day of November, 1914, at which time all heirs, creditors or legatees of said estate are required to appear in said Court and show cause, it any there be, why said account and vouchers should not be approved. ETTA WALKER, Administratrix. Dated October 10, 1914. Williams & Murphy, Attorneys for Estate.

A STRONG POINT.

“Fat girls are said to be goodnatured.”

Mrs. Lula Brown and Miss Annie V. Meharry as delegates from this Auxiliary are attending the branch meeting of the W. F, M. Society at Indianapolis this week.

Mrs. Pester—Why not? Fifi is eugenical.—Puck.

“Take my advice, old man, and marry a thin one. They can fasten their own waists up the back.”

Mr. and Mrs. Jake Swank and son Harold visited relatives here last week. Miss Ethel Greuard came home Friday from a visit with Tipton Clough and family. MiSs Ethel Neila Quick, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. James Quick, aud Charley A. Kennedy were united in marriage Thursday night, October 8 at 8 o’clock, at the bride’s home by Rev. A. W. Cash of Lebanon, in the presence of several relatives and friends. They will go to housekeeping soon in Eimdale.

RARE PERFORMER,

“Miss Heftnn seems to be an accomplished musician.”

ABSENT-MINDED.

E. E. Miller and wife are spending the week guests of their daughter, Mrs. Amos in Indianapolis.

“She is indeed. When that girl starts to playing something dreamy on the piano I forget that she'weighs 200 pounds.”

“What do you suppose that fool has gone and done ?”

“What?”

“Here’s a package of sausage I told him to tag, and he’s put the dog license on it.”

The ladies auxiliary of the Farmer’s meeting met at Mrs. Elma Welmnn’s Monday to arrange a programme.

AN IMPOSSIBLE TASK.

First Student (in a burst of admiration) —Professor Gabby is a wonder as a linguist. What tongue hasn’t re mastered?

NATURAL TENDENCY.

Don’t lead these tin peddler huxters and cholera cure fakes to your chicken lot for inspection. How easy you are. ,

Elmdale.

“It is surprising how often Miss Jennie manages to fall overboard.” “I guess it is because she will wear duck suits.”

School opened again Monday after a weeks vacation. The teachers attended institute at Crawfordsville last week. The same minister, Rev, H. L. McBride, who preached at the M. E. church last year, was returned for the coming year. He filled his first appointment Sunday morning and evening. Amos Quick, Mr. and Mrs. Frank Remley, Miss Auna Brown, Mr. and Mrs. Albert Ames and daughter Juanita of near Crawfordsville and Walter Blackford

Associate Professor (dryly)—His wife’s.

Hear Hon. L. C. Embree republican candidate for Appelate Judge, at Odell Saturday night, October 17; Will R, Wood at Romney October 21. Mark Maddox and family spent Monday night with friends in LaFayette. Mrs. Jacob Harte died Monday at 6 p. m, at the home of her daughter, Mrs. Wm. Ashby at Conroe. The funeral was held at 1 p. m. Wednesday at the Conroe

We have just received information that the First National Nurseries of Rochester, N. Y. wants lady or gentlemen representatives in tliis section to sell all kinds of Roses, Shrubs, Trees and Seeds. They inform us that without previous experience it is possible to make good wanes every week. Any one out of employment write them for terms and enclose this notice, 8t8

HIS EXCUSE.

ITS CLASS.

“This is a pnetty time of night for you to be coming home, Jeremiah.” “I know, mj dear, but I hadn’t anywhere else to go.”

“There seems to be a matrimonial wave just now.” “Yes, what you might call a tiedal wave.”

THE RETURNED TOURIST.

CERTAINLY NOT.

“What were the most beautiful things you saw in .Europe?” “A ham sandwich, and. a steamboat

“Would you permit a young mail to kiss you, Bella?” “I wouldn’t give him a written permit.”

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