New Richmond Record, Volume 17, Number 30, New Richmond, Montgomery County, 30 January 1913 — Page 2

NEW RICHMOND RECORD.

When To It >s not infrequent Err is thnt thellECOBi>’s atJustifiable. tention is called to / some of its fearful blunders in typographical makeup, as some kind friend may see it, but we are only human and it is human to err. By these mistakes, of making a notice say that the sewing circle meets on Sunday afternoon, or a similar mixing of dates or names, wo hear from them and know they are read, whereas if the item appeared in proper form we would not heer a word from it. So with the kind things we say or may perhaps leave unsaid of some dear reader, the error on our part is sure to be heard from, while not a whisper of thanks or otherwise seldom comes to onr ears when we tumble over ourselves in homage to a friend.

| School Notes I

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Freshie—Don’t know, and don’t know that they don’t know. Sophomore—Don’t know and know that they don’t know.

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Junior —Don’t know and think they know. Seniors—Don’t know and they are the ones that ought to know.

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Lester Clark has been the chief head of Freshman class since the Veedersburg game.

Thursday, Jan. 30, 1913.

Grace L. is on the hunt of her hat. Finder please don’t disturb the h—.

Dancing The dividing line b- - As An tween what is proper Amusement, and what is improper

The Sophomore class is going tojiire a detective to look after their members.

amusement within church circles is a most interesting yet uncertain one, and is not the same in different localities. This observation is especially true of dancing, and it is likewise true as to various other church amusements. -With some sects sentiment is so severe thnt it even excludes music and musical instruments. In the case of the Methodist Episcopal church the danse of its church rules touching this phase of amusement has long been considered a dead letter, and has all but been cancelled from its church rules. And now we learn from press notices thnt a committee of ladies in New York has been active in introducing mixed dancing in the public schools there. It is farther recorded that there are fourteen churches in the Borough of Manhattan alone that have opened their doors twice a week to invite the young people in to dance. These are new and startling innovations on old ideas of church proprieties. The times force us to welcome these changes from the old to the new to a degree at least in behalf of the young people, and young people must have amusement. To what better purpose could some of the time in our churches and public schools be given than to the teaching of polite manners in a practical way. We are admonished to “forsake the very appearance of evil.” Much of the evils of amusements are not the amusement itself, but the harm made of it. To those who so severely criticise the dance, would they but make the slightest acquaintance with a properly conducted dance hall, under pirental approval, they would most surely find there a more desirable atmosphere, amusement and company for their boys and girls than so much night walking, late hoar bnggy riding, and many other means of amusement which prohibit parents knowing the whereabouts of their children.

“Fesser” Kesler is recovering from his Hurt he didn’t get the night of the Zionsville game. The firemen played Freeze Out with the High School Monday. “Squire has gone from class H to class B—in basket ball.

Lincoln’s Public Sale.

As I am going to give up possession and quit farming the 8i raison farm, the one that was formerly the old Boggs farm, located on the New Richmond and LaFayette gravel road, 12 miles south of LaFayette and 6 miles north of New* Richmond, I will therefore sell at public auction, all of the property described below to the highest bidder, on TUESDAY. FEBRUARY 4 Sale to begin at 10 o’clock a. m. sharp.

Clarky still shows the marks of Friday night’s game. Why does “Squire” always feel so badly before a game? Too much pie. Why is Hallie always happy at the coming of a basket ball game ? Why, because it’s Friday, of course!

The Freshmen like to study about the sprouting oats. Why? Because it’s their natural'color. The teachers all attended County Teachers Association at Crawfordsville Friday and Saturday. Miss Leach spent Saturday and Sunday with home folks at Sullivan, returning to her work Monday noon.

24 HEAD OF HORSES AND MULES—1 gray team 7 and 8 years old, weighing 2800 lbs.,good ones; 1 team of good brood mares, 7 and 8 years old, weighing 2600 lbs.; 1 bay team, 8 and 9 years old weighing 2800 lbs., good ones; 1 gray mare 6 years old, weighing 1500 lbs., extra good work and brood mare; 1 gray mare 11 years old, weighing 1300 lbs..heavy with foal; 1 black mnre 9 years old, weighing 1300 lbs., heavy with foal; 1 sorrel driving horse 6 years old, weighing 1050 Iba., city broke, any lady can drive him; 2 2-year-old colts, good ones; 2 yearling colts, extra good ones. 4 teams of mules —1 team of black mules, horse and mare, 7 end 8 years old, weighing 2400 1 s., ns good ones as can be found; 1 team of mules 6 and 7 years old, weighing 2200; 1 team of mules, 4 and 5 years old, weighing 2100 lbs.; 1 team mules, coming 3 years old, unbroken and good ones. Any one in the market for something good in the horse and mule line, will find them at this sale.

The High School basket ball team defeated the Veedersbnrg High School team at the gymnasium Friday evening in a very rough game. The score was 84-18. The High School team together with about a dozen others will go to Greencastle Friday afternoon to play basket ball. All will be entertained at supper and after the game till train time by Rev. Geo. B. Jones’ family. George Banta and “Fesser” ivesler will remain over until Sunday as the guests of the Jones’. The Philosopher Club held their weekly meeting at the “Sagaforum” Tuesday evening. The Chief Sage presided, and quite a bit of important business was transacted. The Romney eighth graders played our eighth grade basket ball team a game at the gym Monday night and were defeated by the score of 23 to 16. Muriel Tribby, Nettie Hanawalt, Edith Kirkpatrick, Mae Sutton and Grace Livingston were in Crawfordsville Saturday. Ben Smith visited at home Friday night. Stella Whipple is out of school on account of sickness.

Warner & Peck,

Crawfordsville,

Indiana.

The long and shortjof N.11.11 S. —Russell and Lee.

except as u suffragist, and is in any tense.

Miss Stockdale saw the operetta, “The House That Jack Built,” given by the pupils of the Crawfordsville schools Saturday afternoon. She enjoyed it very much from her position by the side of a large Mullein. Miss Moulder is fond of teaching the A B C's. Her preference is for “M” or “E.”

Notice—Anyone wanting to participate in prize fighting see Cunningham for trainer.

If a body see a body Flunking on a quiz, And a body help a body Is it anybody’s biz?

A warning to girls;— Don’t put these jokes too near your face, Or you’ll be blown to chowder; It's dangerous to place dry things So near a store of powder! Be a fool rather than a grouch. If the shoe fils wear it! “Skeet” M. says: —

Keep On The Crawfordsville The Water Review scared the WagonI whole county last week when they told us that Crawfordsville was sure going to have another “wot" and “dry” election soon. Thau the Journal says “t«int so!” The majority of the people over Montgomery county will most certainly wish that. Cniwfordsville will not seek the return of the saloons, and that Montgomery county will ever remain in the “dry” column.

35 HEAD OF CATTLE—25 Lead of good big yearling steers; 1 2-year-old bull, a good one; 1 good Jersey cow. that will be fresh by day of sale; 1 good big red cow that will be fresh soon; 1 young cow with a young calf by her side; 1 heifer that will be fresh soon; 1 big black cow 3 years oil; 3 good spring calves. 14 HEAD HOGS — 8 Shoats, weighing from 90 to 110 Ibr. each; 5 brood sows, some with pigs by their side; 1 big male hog, weighing 300 lbs. 20 head of good Shropshire ewes, and 1 big buck.

The new high school desks have come at last, and quite' a change was made Tuesday afternoon in the assembly room. ‘‘Billie ’ has the position of honor at present. Judging from the examination papers of the Agriculture class, there’s not so very much difference between a dairy cow and a jack rabbit.

Latin is a dead language, As dead as it can be. It killed off all the Romans, And now it’s killing me. It’s a cold-blooded teacher who

Try “I hate him worse Singing than a snake; I bate “I Don’tCare" the very ground he

walks on. Ho insulted me the other day, and I shall never speak to him again.” Was there ever a person on God’s green earth who never heard, or may said, just such as this?

Hallie (in Commercial Arithmetic) —“Zeros are easiest for me to add.

A Junior boy, last Monday night Coming home from the gym hall, Dunn an awful thing What will him befall? Ask Lenora.

Mr. Kesler (asking Squire to come to the front of the class) — “Are yon too lame to walk forward?’’

marks below zero.

Shawnee Mound.

FARMING IMPLEMENTS3 sulky breaking plows, good as new; 2 good spiketooth harrows,15 and 18 feet, oue bought new last spring; 2 Janesville disc harrows, good as new, 1 Center Bell; 2good oats seedees, with grass seed attachment; 2 good corn planters; 5 Janesville riding cultivators, good as new; 2 walking cultivators; 1 gas pipe roller; 1 Deeriog binder, good as new, only cut one crop; 1 good Milwaukee binder; 2 good mowers, Champion and Deering; 1 good hay loader; 1 good 10-hoed wheat drill; good 1-horse wheat drill; 1 good corn elevator, horse power, dump and everything complete: 1 good corn cutter; 2 good Studebaker wagons, only been out two months; 1 good Stitz wagon with flaring bed; 1 Indiana wagon; 1 low wagon with hay ladder. Harness—4 good sets of brass mounted harness, with breeching.bought last spring; 2 good sets of tug harness. Lunch will be served on the ground. JAMES LINCOLN. Waigh & Son. Auctioneers.

Miss McKinney (in History)— “Lenora, please explain about the Diet of Worms.” Lenora (perplexed)—“Why-er-um-I don’t take cooking.”

Some winter. W. W. Black has been confined to his room with cold. Grandma Foster don’t improve mncti.

Art.

Squire—“I guess so; I never thought of trying to walk backward.”

The people who are accustomed to use hateful language, and to let their temper govern them in such a manner, are subject to the following results for each offense: More enemies. • Less friends. Less money. Less success. More wrinkles and gray hairs. Life made one year shorter. Oh, if some people could look over the trivial insults, embarassments and scorns, which are given day after day, and if they could excuse their quick temper at such times, they would be subject to the opposite to the above results, and would not only make themselves happier, but also their associates. As a suggestion if some one makes you angry by insulting words, don’t fly off the handle—try singing Eva Tanguay’s famous song, “I Don’t Care.”—Ex.

And some people rave about paint; Old masteas and such who were German or Dutch And painters of sinner and saint; While others are daft about music And worship at Beethoven’s shrine, Or join with the gang that is fond of Chopang, Or those who think Liszt is divine!

Some people rave about sculpture,

Prof. Keeler says: — When 1 lie down in my bed. It nearly makes me weep. To think that I must close my eyes Before 1 g‘> to sleep.

Uncle Jacob Hart is out again after being confined for a few days with cold.

“Squire” is interested in Bible study at present. Miss McKinney (Senior History)—“Albin, can you name a prominent seaport in Alaska?” Fat (99 44-100 per cent, asleep) —“No ’um.”

Wint Kite aid wife gave a family dinner Sunday, Carl Flaugher and wife, Clint Francis and wife, Charles Conn and Miss Taylor, Albert and Ed Conn of LaFayette being present. C. A. McCorkle and wife, J. A. Meharry, V. S. Meharry, Annie M. Meharry and Mrs. -lohn McCorkle of Wingate attended the funeral of their aunt, Mrs. Jesse Meharry, at Tolono, 111., Monday. She died in California.

Miss M.—"What is a hypocrite?

Ralph T.—“A person who conies to school with a smile on liis face.”

The drama has many adorers, And poetry conquers a host, While tales cause a throb in the L earls of a mob ■ And live for a season—almost! But greater than drama or sculpture For keeping the world in a whirl Is that object of art which enraptures the heart— That master creation—A Girl! The Lost Chord —the High School orchestra. Miss B. (in Cicero)—“Do yon like the translation, “Stuffed with food?” Lee—“Yes, it’s so expressive.” Wise student—“That is all right; you will wake up some morning and find yourself famous.’ Prof. Kesler —“It would be just my luck to oversleep that morning.”

Miss Me.—“Very good,” and marks him a 10. The New Richmond Freshmen played the Linden Freshmen Saturday night at Linden. The game was an easy victory for the New Richmond lads to a score of 17-8. The game was clean and fast. A return game will be played at New Richmond soon. The lineup: Linden New Richmond

Cute Boy—Lester Clark. The Grammar of Girls.

A girl is a half-educated animal who has learned to conceal her ignorance by certain useless accomplishments. She is a colloquial noun, an objective pronoun, a transitive verb, a qualitative adjective, an osculatory adverb, a doubtful article, an inconstant conjunction, a frequent interjection and sometimes a past perfect participle, and more often a future perfect. She is conjugated thus: I flirt; I marry—wed; You kiss; I am kissed; I will be engaged; I can, should or would be married; to be divorc'd; divorcing. She belongs to the feminine gender,

The Tuesday Club will give Miss Mattie Mick a surprise farewell dinner at her home to-day. Miss Mick with her parents will soon leave for their new home near Greencastle.

Barton Forward Dunn Switzer Forward Clark Fletcher .... Center Lamson Murphy Guard Mason Foster Guard Norman Summary —Field goals, Dunn 2; Lamson 2; Clark 1; Mason 1; Barton 1; Switzer 1. Fouls, Clark 5, Switzer 3, Barton 1. Referee— Pauley and Monroe.

Little Lee Allen Meharry is sick with a cold.

Plenty of sales to attend tbefe days.

Lew Shank, Major of Indianapo-

If you want a good B. B. M. Bronze Tom turkey call 355 Odell.

Read the Record’s page of public sales to-day.

lis, Auctioneer. Oscar Yundt, Clerk.

YOUR chance to buy fine goods for much less than they’re worth can’t last; this week we shall bring our clearance sale to a close, and begin very soon to talk about spring goods. Here’s something for you to consider and do something about. Hart SckaB ner & Marx Stein-Block Clotkcrait Suits and Overcoats sell now: $30.00 qualities at $25.00 $22.00 $20.00 “ $1 8.00 $15.00 “ “ ♦ Boys’ Suits and Overcoats: $22.95 I 8.95 1 7.45 15.95 13.95 11.95 $ 4.00 qualities at $ 5.00 $ 6.00 $ 8.00 $ 10.00 $ I2.0o $3.1 5 $3.85 $4.65 $5.95 $6.95 $7.95 There’s a lot of fine shirts, underwear, hosiery, gloves, and other things you need and save money on now. Come early this last week.