New Richmond Record, Volume 17, Number 29, New Richmond, Montgomery County, 23 January 1913 — Page 3

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BREAKS ANKLE SKATING

What A Woman Can Do.

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Hair Ribbons, 10c yd., at Long’s. The baby of George Zackary is very sick.

MissMayme Long, Senior in High School Injured.

She can talk faster than a man can hear. She can say “No” and stick to it for all time. She can also say “No” In such a low, soft voice that it means “Yes.” She can eat her breakfast in bed and enjoy it. This is something no man can do. She can sharpen a lead pencil if yon give her plenty of time and plenty of pencils. She can see in a great big selfish hulk qualities which he does not and never did possess. She can dance all night in a pair of shoes two sizes too small for her and enjoy every minute of the time. She can pass a display window of a dry goods store without even stopping if she is running to catch a train. She can appreciate a kiss from her husband seventyfive years after the ceremony has taken place. She can walk half the night with a colicky baby in her arms without once expressing a desire to murder the infant. She can suffer abuse and neglect for years which one touch of kindness or consideration will drive from recollection. She can go to church and afterwards tell you what every woman in the congregation had on, and in some rare instances can give a faint idea of what the text was. She can look her husband squarely in the eyes when he tells her some cock and bull story about being “detained at the office,” without betraying in the least that she knows him to be a colossal liar. She can rumple up $17,000 worth of dress goods and buy a spool of thread with an order to have it delivered four miles away, in a style that will transfix the proprietor with admiration. She can go into convulsions at the sight of a mouse, and five minutes after she can listen to husband’s story of his financial ruin with a loving smile on her face and with a courage in heart that comes not within the knowledge of men. She can—but what’s the use? A woman can do anything and everything and do it well. She can do more in a minute than a man can do in an hour and do it better. She can make the alleged lords of creation bow to her own sweet will and

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CLOVER LEAF ROUTE

Miss May me Long, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Ben Long of 109 West Washington street, Champaign, 111., is confined to her home with a broken left ankle.

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39o or 3 for $1.00 Men’s Shirts, at Long’s. “Eck” Pence was over from Linden Saturday. J. A. Bell’s youngest child is very sick with cold.

Only 39c or 3 for $1.00

Miss Long was skating near her home when one of her skates caught in a crevice of the ice, throwing her to the ground. A physician was called and an XRay picture of the injured member taken after which the bone was set. She was reported as resting easy, but will be confined to her home about a month. Miss Long is a senior in the high school.

Gould Westfall was in Crawrordsville Tuesday.

Low rate one-way Colonist tickots" to California, North Pacific Coast and intermediate points on sale March loth to April 15th.

Men’s, Ladies’ Misses’ and Boys’ Sweaters at Bar= gain Prices.

The baby son of Jesse Pierce and wife is reported very sick.

A letter or postal card to H. M. BRYANT, agent, New Richmond, Ind., or to this office, will get you time tables and complete information as to service sleeping car reservation, etc. Chas. E. Rose, A. G. P, A., Erie 4, Kraus Sts., Toledo, O,

Roscoe Plunkett returned home from Indianapolis Wednesday.

The baby son of Rev. and Mrs, H. D. Dick is reported very sick. Mrs. Ernest Patton and baby who have been quite sick, are better.

Ladies’ and Misses’ Hats and Caps go at CutRate Prices.

Persons troubled with partial paralysis are often very much benefitted by massaging the affected parts thoroughly when applying Chamberlain’s Liniment. This liniment also relieves rheumatic pains. For sale by all dealers. Adv.

SHE WASN'T INTERESTED.

DENTIST’S IDEA OF A WIFE

The newly married couple sat close together by the fire in the draw-ing-room. Her head was pillowed on his shoulder, and he was in a state of sentimental ecstasy. “I have just been reading a book,” he said, “the sincerity and beauty of which are ennobling. It is a work of love—so uplifting, so beautifully inspiring, so pure!” She looked at him with a far-away expression in her eyes. To him she seemed to be pondering every word. He was charmed. Then with a painful shock he was disillusioned.

Girls With Pink Teeth, He Asserts, Have Loving Dispositions and Make Best Mates.

Mrs. Isam Mclntire, west of town, is recovering from a severe

llness.

“Girls with pink tinted teeth have a loving disposition and will make good wives,” said Dr. Jacob S. Wells of Fargo, N. D., a delegate to the National Dentists’ convention. “Young men would do well if they would have their sweethearts’ teeth examined before marrying them. Girls who have dull, chalky teeth are not prone to love and will not as a general thing make good wives. “Girls of wifely inclinations have the pink tint just below the gums. It can be readily seen if one will look closely. The color is in the enamel and not, as some dentists state, an overhanging of the gums.

Ernest Greenburg and Fred Bible were in Crawfordsville Tuesday.

T r\r\cr*c Dr V Goods, LrOllg S Jewelry and Wall Paper Store..*.*.*

Elvah C. Davis, the new trustee of Jackson township, appointed last week by the board of county commissioners of Tippecanoe county, has accepted and qualified for the office, and on Saturday Mr. Beaver, the late trustee, turned over to him the funds and the books belonging to that office.

Miss Stella Creahan visited over Sunday with homo folks in La Fayette. Have N icholsons Sons, Craw fordsville, make you some pretty photographs. Ray Boyd and family visited home folks in Frankfort Sunday and Monday. Mrs. Ad. Hayworth who was very seriously ill last week is reported some better. The Queen Esthers meet with Miss Esther Kirkpatrick Saturday afternoon at 2 o’clock. The LaFnyette Fair this year will be held August 26-29; the Crawfordsville Fair Sept. 2-5. If you are needing a 5 per cent, farm loan by March 1st, see Charles W. Ross of Crawfordsville.

Locals.

“George,” she exclaimed, “shall we have the beef for dinner today cold, or shall I hash it?”

betettbes BreHs ©atbetcb ifrom ®ut jfrlenOs.»«w®oinfl0 ot Hour Hctflbbors.

James M. VanHook, wife and daughter arrived home last week from a visit at the old VanHook home at Eubank", Ky, Mr. Yan ; Hook and his family leave about the middle of February to take up their residence on their new farm in Ohio, just east of Montpelier, Ind.

TOO BAD.

25c for Eggs at Long’s.

“He is always making his wife uncomfortable.”

“It would seem that the best course for a young man to pursue when he has doubts about the sincerity of his sweetheart is to have a dentist examine her teeth. I know one who did this. He found that this eweetheart had chalky teeth and that she loved him for his money. These are scientific facts. The disposition of a person can also be determined by the formation of his teeth. If you see a person with square, white, clear teeth the chances are he or she will have a strong character and will come to distinction in the world.”

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“Why, I thought they got on very well indeed?”

Watch for the Yellow Bundles.

9 x 12 Room Rugs, §6.00 up, at Long’s.

“They do, but he helps hook her into her corsets.”

Mrs. Foster Watts is very sick with quinsy.

Mrs. A. R. Tabor, of Crider, Mo., had been troubled with sick headache for about five years, when she began taking Chamberlain’s Tablets. She has taken two bottles of them and they have cured her. Sick headache is caused by a disordered stomach for which these tablets are especially intended. Try them, get well and stay well. Sold by all dealers. Adv.

BRIEF AND EXPRESSIVE.

“One of the new novels is called “A Bride’s Hero.” “Bah!” “That’s an ideal criticism of the book.”

Henry Lee went to Fort Wayne Tuesday afternoon.

50 rooms Wall Paper for 50c to $1 .50 a room at Long’s. Miss Bertha McNeil is better from an attack of lagrippe.

HADN’T STUDIED THAT.

Mrs. Hugh Roark returned home Tuesday from a visit in Clark’s Hill, Colfax and Crawfordsville.

History Teacher—Tell something about the Diet of Worms. Frightened Miss—I —I don’t take cooking.—J udge.

James Parlon has been laid up with an attack ot tonsilitis.

QUEER BIRD FROM THE NILE

Dayton Westfall and Clifford Dazey were in LaFayetteSaturday.

Mrs. Fred Pnrdy of Bristow, Okla., concluded a week’s visit Tuesday with her cousin, Mrs. W. C. Davisson.

Everett Williams arrived here last Thursday morning unexpectedly, after a six years absence, which time he has spent in Oklahoma, Kansas, Nebraska and South Dakota. He has seen some real life, the bitter with the sweet, and is glad to be back among his lome people. He is visiting his sister, Mrs. C. W. Graves and his other sister and brothers in this vicinity. He may remain in Indiana for the present at least.

Specimen of the Whale-head Stork Obtained by the London Zoological Gardens.

WELL MET.

George Dewey came down from LaFayette Saturday for a few days stay.

they will never know it. Yes, a woman can do everything with one exception. She cannot climb a tree.

Harduppe —That fellow Bjones must have money. Borrowed —So must I. Introduce me to him. —Philadelphia Record.

A specimen of the ■whale-head stork, or shoebill, of the AV\iite Nile, one of the rarest and oddest birds that is known, recently reached the London zoological gardens. These birds live in almost inaccessible swamps in the interior of Africa, and are so hard to capture that, until now, none had been brought to Europe for more than forty years. The whale-head stork is probably a heron, rather than a stork, although it resembles both birds in appearance and characteristics. The adult bird stands more than four feet high. It has an enormous head, with a small crest that gives it a ridiculous look. The bill is very large; the upper blade is concave and has sharp cutting edges, and the lower jaw is somewhat like that of a pelican. The feathers are grayish. The birds are supposed to feed upon small fish and mammals, such as rats and mice. They have a comical habit, especially when they eat, of winking the pale membrane that protects the eye. The specimen that is now in London was taken from the nest and reared by hand.

Mrs. John R, Alexander visited from Saturday till Monday with her parents, Mr. and Mrs. G. A. Pence, in Linden,

Mrs. R. C. Barker of Lebanon visited Friday and Saturday with friends here.

Charles Grove will hold a big public sale on the Franc Haywood farm, 4 miles north of New Richmond, on Wednesday, February 5. 82 head of horses and mules, and his entire outfit of farm machinery.

VELOCITY.

Pictures that are speaking likenesses. Nicholsons Sons, Crawfordsville, Ind.

Mrs. J. W. Hollin who has been sick for the past three weeks with neuralgia and the lagrippe, continues still very poorty.

Teacher —What is velocity, Johnny? Johnny—Velocity is what a fellow lets go of a wasp with.

Mrs. Matilda Beaver was taken very sick Tuesday morning, but was some better yesterday.

George Quillen and wife, living south of New Richmond, visited Saturday and Sunday with her brother, Eph Hears and wife. The Veedersburg High School five meets the New Richmond High School boys in a fast game of basket ball at the gymnasium Friday night. Baby Harley King, son of Mr, and Mrs. Ed. King, who has been very sick for the past two weeks is reported much better. Mrs. Fally is the nurse in charge. For, Sale— Cabbage at 1c; popcorn Be; lard IBc; kraut gallon 2oc; turnip 1c; parsnips 1c;onions 2|c; mince meat quart 15o. 29c2 J. W. Eller.

HIS NEED.

Miss Rose Atkinson played aostess at a stag party last Friday evening at het home in the east part of town, at which twenty-five ladies were present, all but two being attired in gents’ wearables, from football athletes to gents in full dress, the impersonations including tradesmen, professions and musicians. Miss Atkinson served her guests with a two course luncheon, the favors being small pipes. The evening was spent in dancing, and laughter mostly. The guests from a distance were Mrs. William Schiffman of Indianapolis and Mrs. R. 0. Barker of Lebanon. Messrs. Frank Bruce, Carl Lemmon, Edward Hotchkiss and Harold Rosenberg, the quartette of fine young men of DePauw University who were with us during the first week of the meeting at the Methodist church, during the holidays, came back Saturday to remain with us over Sunday and to have part in the work of the revival meetings. No small part of the succets of these meetings, particularly among the young men, is due to the efforts of these true Christian college boys. They have made some lasting friendships in New Richmond, friends who will be glad always to have them pay many a return i visit to our town and community. , They returned to Greencastle , Monday to take up their studies in college, and we trust with a lighter heart for having helped their brother.

Bob Osborn, formerly of New Richmond, now editor of the Record, at Rogersville, Mo., says in hie paper last week, “We once thought that we wanted a postoffice, but since they are shipping hay, corn, wheat aud oats, eggs, dried snakes, etc , we ask to be excufed.”

“That foreigner will have to mend his speech.” “On account of his broken English?”

The little daughter of John J. Smith and wife, west of town, is some better from a late illness.

New Home Sewing Machine Drop Head, guaranteed all the time; only $19.75 cash, at Long’s Miss Mabel Crowder returned Tuesday from a two weeks visit in Wabash, Huntington and Marion.

MAD ABOUT IT.

“I thought she knew you?” “I expect she does. I was engaged to her at one time.” “Butshe snubbed you?” “Yes. You see she threw me over and I didn’t take to drink.”

Mrs, H. K. Lee went to Chicago Tuesday to visit until Monday with her daughter, Miss Agnes Lee.

HE WAS ON

IT'S EXACTION.

“This attack on swamps to exterminate mosquitoes takes a lot of energy’, doesn’t it ?” “No doubt, it is something of a drain.”

The M. E. Ladies Aid Society meets again next Tuesday afternoon with Mrs. Geo. W. Crowder, to knot comforts.

MAKES ROOM BRIGHTER.

The surface brightness of walls or ceilings lighted by daylight or artificial light is now determined directly by an improved portable apparatus for measuring illumination and known as the “holophane lumeter.” Tests of various wall papers in rooms lighted by tungsten lamps showed Miat a surface brightness of 0.3 foot candles is usually necessary to give the room a cheerful appearance. Light blue, dark red, deep green and deep blue wall papers showed surface brightness varying from 0.3 foot candles for the first mentioned to 0.05 for the last mentioned, with corresponding reflecting power varying from 40 per cent, to 4.5 per cent.

LnFayette too is experiencing some flood terrois, the Wnbash river being far out of its banks, many homes are inundated and families have been compelled to seek higher ground. Traction car connection with the Soldiers’ Home and Battle Ground has been cut off, the car tracks in places being two feet under waterj

LIVE AND LET LIVE.

Stanley Dunu left Tuesday afternoon for a trip to LaFayette, Urawfordsville, and a visit to Ira Magruder iu Urbana, III.

“Do you think your poem will live after you’re dead?” “Don’t know. I wish they’d let me live while I’m alive.” —Town Topics.

Mrs. William Schiffman of Indianapolis came Thursday for a visit until Saturday with her mother, Mrs. Mary Jones.

MUSICAL.

“How shall I stir the fire without interrupting the music ?” “Between the bars, of course,”

Readers of the Record can save any of their letters going astray or to the dead letter office by getting their envelopes with the return neatly printed on them, at this office at 800 for $1.00, or 100 for BO cunts.

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The Bunco Steerer—Mr. Green, I came out to sell you a gold brick. Farmer Green—How’ll you quote ’em by ther dozen? I need a few more to repair my well, b’gosh.

ANGER.

“Why did you destroy Algy’s letter ?” “I was tearing mad.*

SURPRISED HIM.

Age Limit. Ellen Terry, the actress, was one day talking about the many women who asked her to help them get on the stage, when she said; "Every woman under 30 Imagines that she Is an actress. And every actress believes that she Is under 30.”

REDUCING COST OF LIVING. An Athens (Ga.) doctor has found the secret of long life and happiness in oatmeaL For ten days he has eaten only a handful of cooked oatmeal daily, and says he never felt better ■ in his life. i

If your children are subject to croup, watch for the first symptoms, hoarseness. Give Chamberlain’s Cough Remedy as soon as the child becomes hoarse and the attack may be warded off. For sale by all dealers. Adv.

Cynicua—It is impossible for

woman to keep a secret. Henpecke—I don’t know about that. My wife and I were engaged several weeks before she said anything to me about it.—London Opinion.