Nappanee Advance-News, Volume 5, Number 31, Nappanee, Elkhart County, 1 November 1883 — Page 8

Want of Mtmtry. One ot tbe chief causes that underlies % great many ot the ills and misfortunes oflife is the want of memory. Even in childhood this (fefect is often manifest, and causes much of the troublesome conduct complained of by parents and teachers. Rewards ana punishments excite in them respective emotions of gladness or suffering; but, though strong at the time, these impressions J appear to fade quickly away, and imtulse soon leads them into the same ault, to undergo tbe same experience. The same sinning and repenting character is seen in mature life, and is the germ of many of its failures. A young man has the habit of unpunctuality. He suffers from its effects in various ways. He is unhappy for the time being, when he is reproved by his employer, or losses some fine opportunity, or offends a Valued friend, or misses his train, or finds a cold and spoiled dinner. Yet the next day the recollection of this misery is too feeble to supply a motive sufliciedt to prevent the same thing, and again be goes the round of delaying, suffering and forgetting. Another person thus offending and reaping the penalty has such a vivid remembrance of the shame, or loss, that he takes good care to prevent its repetition. A business man makes a false step which costs him dear, but, though he smarts under the necessary effect, he does not ort a future occasion recall the emotion with sufficient vividness to deter him from a similar blunder. Another remembers so keenly the pain that no temptation will be strong enough to induce him again to incur the risk. A mechanic, through carelessness or unskillfulness, performs a bungling, imperfect I)ieee of work. He may in consequence ose his situation or a good customer, or suffer from his own self-reproach : but whether he steadfastly directs his energies to avoid the recurrence and to perform better work, or not, will depend greatly upon whether he remembers vividly his former uncomfortable feelings. As success in any undertaking demands a constant correction oi mistakes, and avoidance of past faults, it must largely hinge upon a retentive memory of pains and pleasures.—Columbus ( Ga .) Sun.. Mot Versus Cold Water. J ust at the moment when cold water cures, milk cures, whey cures, grape cures and the Karlsbad, or starvation cure, occupy the attention of those who perhaps are in great measure personally responsible for wanting any cure at all, anew one has sprung up in America, and has already found followers in England, The j,lrinking of hot water was gl-fashioned practice among perivith impaired digestive organs, valor as a cosmetic has greatly eed in favor during the present m season, while the practice of drinking water as near to boiling-point as is humanly possible has taken to itself a supplementary treatment in the United States. The probably apocryphal saying attributed to Diane de Poictiers 1 that she owed the preservation of her beauty to the use of cold water isgradually becoming discredited, and Phyllis no longer leaves her lovely features in the com translucent wave, but In the same made almost boiling hot. Asa few years ago we were enthusiastic about cold tubbing, most meritorious when the Ice on the top required to be broken with a bootjack, so is a kind of scalding propaganda in progress at the present moment, and those who clung most desperately to the gelid tub are now quietly pushed Into lukewarm if not hot water. —London News. —“Ah, Victorine, my poor girl, how you have changed!” “It is because I have just .come from the dentist’s, madame; he pulled opt two of my iteeth.” “TwoP" “Yes, madame; a good one and then a bad one; he made a mis!akethe first time.” “How horrible!” “But it doesn't matter. He was (very reasonable; be only made me pay for one.”—Pari* Paper. A Boy ot the Period. _ A young Austin man recently married a rich widow, who died shortly after the ceremony, and left a beroavet widower and a large amount of property. One day he was visiting at th< house of a friend who had a family ol four little boys, and the widower begat quizzing them. “Well, George, what are you going to be when you grow up?" he inquired. * "I guess I’ll be a poet,” answered the little fellow. “And what are you going to try anc do, Willie?” “I’m going to be an artist.” “An artist, eh! and what do yoc think you willadopt as a profession, Eddie P” r ■ “Pa says he’s going to make a minister out ol me. "That’s good, very good. Now,s Frankie, let me hear what you intend to beP” “I’m going in for money." "Going into a money-making business. Well, what is it?" “I'm going to be a rioh widower, 1 am. ’ ’—Teecas Siftings. —William B. Bronson and his wife, an aged couple, and their son Amos E., were found guilty -of manslaughter a) New Haven, Cos cm., recently, for refusing to procure a physician to attend their daughter in childbirth, resulting in her death. She had been deserted by her husband,, and went to her parents’ home for shelter.— Boston Post. —About a hundred thousand Canadians are engaged in the lumber business. The total product ot lumber in fiMldi lu JBM vis tag.64M62.

‘-‘How de do? Glad to see-you. Looks’ for me, weren’t youP I r m Deacon Doright, the man you’re after, I guess. You, I s’pose, are the real-estate agent I wrote to for to come an’ see the rural rillar I want to rent!" “Yes. I received your letter; ran down from the city, inquired my wajfito your f house, circled all around it trying to find the front door and struck the kitchen after all; was .told you were in the cellar sorting potatoes; nearly broke my neck getting down there; did not find you; came up; wandered around until I got to this room, and here I am all out of breath, but with a good idea of the numerous and unsurpassed advantages of this villa as a place of summer residence. You want me to write you out a first-class advertisement, sure to catch the eye, do you notP" “That’s it; that’s it; but see here, no deception, no trickery; none of your city ways for me. Tm a plain, honest man; have been a deacon for nigh onto fifteen year, and, although you may be like the rest on ’em and think ’religion is religion, but business is business,’ please remember that in advertising my bouse you must tell eveiything just as it is No fine language for what ain’t here; no tricks, no lying." “Hut, my dear sir ” “Don’t arg’e wth me, I've been a fair square man all my life, and I mean to stay so. Write down everything jnst as it is. Put me up a truthful advertisement and see if you don’t sleep the better for it.’’ “All right; hut you are the first njtjn who ever made such a request. I’ll do my best to please you. Wait one moment.” ******* “Through a’ready?’’ “Yes; I have obeyed your instructions. TlTs ought to lie about the thing: rpo KENT FOK THE StJMMEH, A SOI culled Villa. Originally a lon cabin, but additions of stone. brick and wood have been made from time to time until now it looklike stillage after an earthquake. Kitchen where the parlor on-ht to be; pantry in the drawing-room; cellarwny nearthe front door; cellar tills with water alter every ra.n: all the chimneys smoke; well has not been cleaned for a century, and it takes two men to draw up the bucket; scenery, a dead level of meadow and malaria: one store l- o miles away and five prices charged for everything, still it would be cheaper to trade there than to pay ontfilo-lar lor railroad fare to the citv every time a paper of pins Is wanted; furniture old and inhabited; fruit and shailo consist of two erao-apple trees which have stoop and bearing. “Oh! my stars, Mr. Agent, von don't s’ pose any one would apply for such a house, as that, do you? Not that it ain’t pretty nigh correct, but don’t you see—that Is—l mean—why, it is too will cost too much to print, dorrt you see? Vi e must shorten it. Stjaife out al) superfluous words. Here now, this is much shorter and equally true, for it says nothing what ain't here: TO RENT-FOB THE SHMMEII, A VILLA; additions of stone, brick and wood; well; soenery level; store cheap to trade In; % I.2ii railroad fare to the city; furniture old; fruif and shade. “There, Mr. Agent, that Is much shorter, and won’t cost half so much a* the other way; but we must tell how near itlsTx) the city and station, musn’t we?” “Certainly, if you desire. Let me see. It took me two hours to got here.” “Y-a-s, may be it did; but you came on rather a slow train, I guess. I s’pose they will be puttin’ on an express before long to stop only ten times ’twixt here and the city; it's about time they did, anyhow. Now, about how fast can an A 1 express run?” “Some of them go a mile a minute." “Exactly. Now this station is fortyfive miles from the city; that takes forty-five minutes; put that down. Now, as to distance from the station.’’ "It took me half an hour to walk it.” “Very likely; but then you’re nol used to walking and the roads are pretty bad now. About how fast can a good walker go, say Rowell, for instance?” “I really do not know—seven or eight miles in one hour, perhaps, in a good go-as-you-please race of that Juration.” “Well, if he can make eight miles in a race, he can make ten if in a hurry to catch a train. Ten miles an hour u a mile in six minutes; but, although it’s a good mile from here to the statioi there are no fences to climb and the wind generally blows in that direction so put down ‘five minutes to station,’ that’s it. Now, as your train will b< along in half an hour you better bi starting. Try to get SIOO a month foi the summer, but don’t lose a chance tc rent if you have to take $lO. Goodbye, and remember, my friend, that at all times and under all circumstance! ‘honesty is the best policy.’ ”—Philadelphia Evening Call. Cured His Hump. A’day or two ago. as the passengers were leaving one of the ferry boats, a gentleman who stood beside a customs officer remarked: “When I see a poor fellow like that I amconsoled for not being rioh.” "WhoP” “Why, that man with the hump on his back. I had rather be poor all my days than be deformed ana have millions of money. ” “I can cure him in about five minutes —oome and see," replied the officer, as he walked towards the unfortunate and invited him to pass Upstairs. There was a kick, but he had to go, and three or four minutes' time sufficed to remove his deformity, which consisted of twen-ty-two yards of flannel juid six pairs of socks. * “Purty smart!” growled the smuggler, aa he was allowed to go. “Not so very,” was the reply; “a man who carries a hump on hfs back ahould carry a stiff seek. “Yon didn't.’’ rriitrvU Pre*_£rm-

WIT AND WISDOM* —Jnst the man to All a vacancy—the dentist. —There are both warning and encouragement in the saw: “ A man, as he manages himself, may die old at thirty or young at eighty.’— N. Y. Herald. —The books which help you most are those which make you think the most The hardest way of learning is by easy reading .—Detroit Post. —“Dear me,” said a good old lady on Fifth avenue the other evening, “how this craze for china is growing! Here’s a New York dub that pays three thou- j sand dollars for a pitcher.” —Pittsburgh Telegraph. —Finally Gets There.— ' Sealskin saoqne In tbe store; trite looks back, eyes It o'er. Says to husband: “Ain't It nice?” He shuts eyelids like a vise. Shakes bisnead sadly: “No!" Grabs her arm, borne they go. Drops of water, one by one. Will wear away tbe hardest stone. Ere the fall's backbone's broke, Wlfey wears sealskin cloak. —The difficulty with most people is that they want to sit in the sunshine and have good fortune come tumbling into their laps. Nature is an odd dame, however, and doesn’t give even half a loaf to a man who can do his own loafing. Yon must get your spindle and distaff ready, and then Providence will send you the flax to spin.— N. Y. Herald. —A young lady reading in a newspaper the other day of a girl having been made crazy by a sudden kiss called the attention of her uncle, who was in the room, to that singular occurrence, whereupon the old gentleman gruffly demanded what the fool had gone crazy for. “What did she go crazy for?” archly returned the ingenious maiden. “Why, for more, I suppose.” —A new piece of music is called “The Tobacco Waltz.” It should be played, on a pipe organ. —Marble Folio. Its dancers should have fine-cut features and wear Connecticut wrappers.— Richmond Raton. Yes. such a dancer ought to chews a plug hat to wear, and Hav-anna for a partner. —Qouvcrncur Herald. But would a dancer like to be seen in such Koy-West-ionabie company ? Richmond Raton. Snuff said.— San Francisco News-Letter: —A fat gentleman, who had not come out of the bath, half opens the door of .bis dressing-room and in a state of bewilderment calls out: “Hoy, what sort of a place is this? Someone has stolen my pants!” “Impossible, sir. This establishment is strictly honest. I will gemnd see; hut there must be some alls take.” About five minutes aftcr/ward the fat gentleman, who is still in the primitive uniform of the Garden of Paradise, calls the boy again, in a voice agitated by uneasiness. The boy returns and shouts in a shrill voice: "Can’t find your pants anywhere, sir; are you sure you had any when you came in?”.—A. Y. Graphic. # ■ Special Rates. “What arc your rates per day?” asked a traveler of a hotel clerk. “What business do you follow?” “Commercial traveler.” “In that case we will give you a special rate.” The traveler took up his valise and started out. "Hold on,” said the clerk. “I said we would give you a special rate.” “Yes,” rejoined the traveler, “and that’s why I move. I know all about your special rates. Been traveling through this country too long. Special rates mean all the money a man has. Paid special rates here once and have keen laboring under financial depression ever since, ’ Z-jlrleansaw Traveller. Betting Precious Stones. “Turquoise and pearl settings for jewelry will be much worn this season,” a setter of precious stones said yesterday. “Diamond and turquoise settings will also be worn, but not so much as the others. We are working now as hard as we can, for this is our busiest season. For the coming quarter we will employ nearly twice as many setters as we sept at work during the summer. “Most of the setters are Germans. All that we have are Germans. There is a great difference in setters, and firstclass men in this line are not as plentiful as they might be.*’ “How much can a first-class setter earn?” ~: “We had a young man here not long ago to whom we paid forty dollars a week. There are not many, however, who make as much as that. Their wages vary with their ability. Their average pay is somewhere around eighteen dollars a week.” “Is the trade overrun with workmen?” “Not particularly. Os course, some setters can always he found out of work during the dull season. When the rush comes pretty nearly all of them find employment. The setters can make morfi money than the workmen who make the rings. They only require to be quick and careful in order to get along. In making the settings they follow the samples which are before them. The workmen who gets out the samples must have an artistic eye and be able to judge of effects.” “Who makes the samplecgenerally?” “The foreman of the shop. He is hired chiefly for this purpose, but he is not kept designing samples all the time. After the. line of samples is completed the setters work at them until their run Is over. Then new samples are got out. When an establishment gets bold of a, good foreman it likes,to Keep him and payahim a good salary j”— N. Y. Sun. —The bison has reappeared on the tiaiaif Hxaa.

UPI'IH D 111 and women know ere title that I BEiAnIMJD mbm of the „ >nr disease* and derangements of the body each has a i-eparate can*” or origin, amfthat each need# a different method of treatment in order to effect a cure, and a mot orient 1 # reflectio mn#t convince that any of tnc quack nostrnmsfoisted upon the public claiming to core all of a timber of dlametricly different disease* mn#t wrovs failures, even if we do not call them humbug*. nnAli DC (Ip I r and people of moderate means, iwft rIWiLL an( j even people well to do or wealthy find that the enormeo# charge* of practising physicians are a serious burden to them and also find that after paying themselves poor that no benefit ha# accrued to them, that in fact they have thrown their money hway. To overcome these evils we offer Wheeler’* No. 96 Sure Remedies to the sick and suffering, one remedy for each disease, without for a moment eclaiming that one remedy will cure any other dis ase than the one claimed for it, and as there remedies have stood the test of years without a single failure, we agree to REFUIUD THE MONEY paid in every instance where a cure i# not positively effected. The remedies are entirely vegatable, can do no harm, and will positively cure every disease for which they are prescribed. PIIPIIWITWV Gout, Lameness of Joints.'SciilllLlJl.t 1 ISJIf a t} ca an( j Neuralgia are relieved at once and nositivelynred by the use of Wheeler’s No. 96 Rheumatic Remedy. We say boldly at in the worst cases of no matter HOW LONG STANDING, how SERIOUS or how PAINFUL, we can not only give ilirelief but POSITIVELY CURE for all time. Faling to do this we will positively refund the money paid for the treatment, and if your sufferings are not positively stopped for all time you have not thrown yonr money away as you would on anv other than these guaranteed remedies. The price of Wher’s No. 90| Rheumatic Remedy is only 50 cents, obtainable from all druggists or sent free by mail on receipt of price. Stamps taken. SUFFERS W)MEI. beantifnl figure, faultless complexion, as well as the sweetest of tempers and aultless mental qualities grow# prematurely o Id gray and wrinkled, her form loses its perfect contour, the complexion becomes sallow, the brightness leaves the eye, a feeling of .languor takes the place of the once buoyant spirits, an irritable nervous frncflonsness makes life a burden, thjngsthat ohee were trifle# worry her till life becomes ucbearabld. All this being caused by tbe phyical derangements so common to women, which the innate modesty of feminine nature prevents thuir making known, and of which the Ignorance of the medical profession prevents a cure. Lady reader* pause and consider, ‘tls a duty yon owe yourself, your family and yonr God, that you should cure yourself of these troubles and once more feel the glow of perfect health and spirits that natnre intended for you. WHEELER'S NO. 96 PRESCRIPTIONS are pleasant and palatable to take, contain nothing of an injurious nature, and may be taken by nfl ages at all times and inall conditions WITHOUT POSSIBILITY of ILLEFFECTS, and will positively core any of the peculiar diseases to which females are subjeSt. Failing to produce atyerfect enre the proprietors will REFUNDTIIE MONEY paid for tne treatment. IE YOU HAVE A SALLOW COMPLEXION constant or intermittent headaches, backache, restlessness, lo*s of appetite. suppressions of monthly flow, thereof accompanied by headaches, nervousness, hysterics and similar symptoms, Wheeler’s no, 96 Prescription “B” will positively restore yon to health. If you have a seifsatldn of heat and throbbing In the nack. frequent fainting spells. Lencorrhea or white|discharge, painful or scalding sensation in nrihating, reddish or white deposit in urine, hot and dry skin, Wheeler's No. L’fj Prescription “C” give immediate and lasting relief. The price of Wheelyr'a No. 90) Prescriptions B and C are 50 cents each, obtainable from all druggist,* or sent by mail secure from observation post paid on receipt of price. Postage stamps taken. (MTU!IIII It isneedless to describe the sym tis I f OJn „ 0 f this nauseous disease that is sapping the life and strength of only too many of the fairest and hestof both sexes, old and younir. suffering alike from the poisonous dripping in the. throat, the poisnons nasal discharges, the fetid breath and general weakness, debility and general languor, aside from the acute sufferings of this disease,which if not checked can only end in Loss OF PALATE, HOARSENESS, WEAKENED sight. LOSSOf Memory, deafness and premature death if not checked before it is too late. Labor, study and research in America, Europe and Eastern lands have resulted in Wheeler's No. 96 Instant Relief and Bure Cure for Catarrh, a remedy which contains no harmful ingredients, and that is guaranteed to cure every case of acute or chronic catarrh or money refunded. Wheeler's no. 96 instant relief and sure cure for CATABRO will cure every case of catarrh, hay fever or asthma, price SI .00 per package from druggists or #ent by mail post paid on receipt of price* Wheeler's No. 96 Sure Cure for Kidney and Liver Troubles cures all weaknessland soreness of kidneys, inllamation of kidneys or liver, price SI.OO. Wheeler's Vegetable Pills are the only remedy that cure constipation, giving natural action of the bowels without phvsicing, purging, griping or pain. Price 25 cents, of druggists or by mail. Wheeler's Ncrqine Tonic for mental depression, loss of manhood, languor, weakness or over taxation of the brain is invaluable, price 25 cents. WE GUARANTEE S.i'L'SeTi-' w" place our price for these remedies at less than one twentieth of the price asked by other# for remedies npon which you take ajl the chances, and We specially invite the patronage of the many persons who have tried other remedies without effect or depleted their purses by paying doctor bills that benefited them not. lIAW Tft ARTAII theße remedies, go to yonr HV If 1V vD 1 Alii druggist and ask for them. If they have hot got them, write at once, to thb proprietors, enclosing the 'price in money or stamps, and they will be sent you at once by mail, postpaid Correspondence solicited. Address plainly, L. Wheeler A Cos., No. 96 W. Baltimore Bt. v Baltimore, Md.

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