Marshall County Independent, Volume 5, Number 14, Plymouth, Marshall County, 17 March 1899 — Page 7

FOR SALE.

OUR BUDGET OF FUX.

Tho following second-Land appar

atus in good operative condition and

suitable for town lighting: One 53 light Brush arc dynamo, complete vith pulley, base, belt tightener, regulator, ammeter; also cne extra armature, 44 double carton Limps, 22 gloLes for same, 2S spark arresters and about 4,000 carbons, all for ?G00. Address M. Standiford, 194 So. Clinton St., Chicago, 111.

GOOD JOKES. ORICINAL AND SELECTED.

A Variety of Joke Gi?e ml Ironie, Original ami Selected Flotsam and .TeiKaii) from the Tide of llutuor Witty Sayiuc.

Operated ly ITInd. St. Petersburg, Fla., has a railroad operated entirely by the winds. The road is of standard gauge and runs from Tampa bay up a steep grade to the shed of an old fisherman, who is the owner, director and operator cf the system. One fiat car represents the rolling stock, and it is propelled by a great sail made fast to the car near one end, allowing ample room for the assorted loads of fishing materials, oils and provisions which are brought up to the fisherman's shed from time to time from the bay when the wind is onshore and of sufficient strength tc move the car. It is then unloaded anw returns to the bay again by gravity.

Crocl. Miss Oidgirl (coyl?) I tad a strange dream the other nif;ht, Mr. Junior. 1 dreamed only think! that you and I were married and on our honeymoon. You don't know how real it seemed. Did you ever dream such a thing?" Mr. Junior (firmly) No, Miss Oidgirl, I did not. In fact, I haven't tad tie nightmare for a good many years. Stray Stories.

There Is a Clae of Feople Who are injured by the use of coffee. Recently there has been placed in all the grocery stores a new preparation called GRAIN-O, made of pure grains, that takes the place of coffee. The most delicate stomach receives it without distress, and but few can tell it from coffee. It does not cost over one-fourth as much. Children may drink it wita great benefit. 15 cents and 25 cents per package. Try it. Ask fcr GRAIN-O. It is generally supposed that the typewriting machine is quite a modern inversion, but there is a record in the patent office for 1714 of an application for a ratent for such a machine.

A Hack Yard r liflit. VI. f nut on '.; of tii- backyaid !!r r an m.roii t. t ional jla't ... ;:"h one f-lt r;iih-r shy. upon c:i:'r: the oth -I-' fa . "! "::ii t know tlt.u t! i'"inY was yours; I t n live in tii Mir hwis.- thrre'."' 1...: 11.- littlo Klrl liui;-;.-! iir-r ;ussy cat, him a u-ui' s;ari "I f rot a beautiful .ks." .-.t-d I.e. with a liiv'f fill) of S' ! !:. ;tt T) i't;rnlle cf grav t'u.ti tl. small girl J-I'ld Hr i c.'.utilul pu.y -.it. A.u then the little plrJ found her U i Z'.x "I. can scratch ui.l li i . A il your (log is worth ariyrhiri;, U ii-uliln t they haw a nyht'."' Tic "fit tic ly primal f.'nn at to ear; it wasn't the thinur tu .1 . I"..t inayl-e you wo iM b n gri.ii.cl your- : It, Tf little boyM ln yn:. "11 ! kill your cat. iu if 1-jn't oar Ii ii ail ilKht with ni-v' .-d went to ir t.;!i ill-1 !". with a ).art T) : t hrimniiriw' ,''r with T?. r. ;it il they f-w . vti:'a tth and l.i s, Ar', tl.e little boy cri"l. T'in." Tr. he s;.v the cat waa '.iain hi dog, V.oi nothing to .1 but run. "New. Isn't he t.r.iv:" ih little sirl IsiaKhed, ft wIjo H(k'l her iils on ' fWiee. Ai o the little boy f. It two irirh.-s tall .ArJ ilt eatifully short of !;. T!.r. 'low?) he climh 1. in l is own ha;k-

1 .y.f. th world felt vry :-f. An t;e wished inst.-a-l 1 a frightened j h'V. ; He had :w?ied a p'ls-iy "a. I li.t v,j h is the ;iy of t'.w world, r-tl.js. j Ai.ü vou'd hest !. r-ur- you'r- iijht. Wi;er4 you make a stat"-:n--:u. hut. hest I Ot I'll. ' Kj. out of a backyard t".4-r! M.i! Hr-s:t V. iii--i.'.o.

It Wa All Ui;ht.

It is believed that in China thre Is 0 times as much coal as in all Europe.

Consumption

Do not think for a single moment that consumption will ever strike you a sudden blow. It does not come that way. It creeps its way along. First, you think it is a little cold; nothing but a little hacking cough; then a little loss in weight: then a harder cough; then the fever and the night sweats. The suddenness comes when you have a hemorrhage. Better stop the disease utile it is yet creeping.

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"I ueaj Tom was w"il insured." "Y's, we've that Miufort. anyhow! TLt ;ai(i dear's worth more dead Thau he evtl was alive."'- Aiiy Eloper. A Snre Thin. 'I (iiiiiuo'a I kin it n:y money l ark.' said Mr. Cornrossel, a-s he ruofuT.y rubbed his brow: "but I must say as how ain't Roins; lo reonmiend any lslomeiis to that eoiicern." "llavt you been makin;; investments? ' "I sent a dollar to a man who advertised that he would tell a sure way tc make money fat." "iMln t you Rt any jnswr?"' "Yes Ho says. 'Put su on it. Yat-Liiigtou Star.

You first notice that you cough less. The pressure on the chest is lifted. That feeling of suffocation is removed. A cure is hastened byplacingone of Dr. Ayer's Cherry Pectoral Plaster over the Chest. A Book Frocm It is on the Diseases of tte Throat and Lungs. Yfrltm am Frmmly. It too hare any cotnrltlnt Vttrrrr

aed desir the bit medical adflee you etn poasiblf rec.lT, writ. th. doctor t reelT. You will r.celT prompt reply, L

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D& J. C AY ER, Lowell, XUm.

Fllcltini: tJi Parte. "Hew long have you. been married, Mrf. Ashleigh?" "Eleven years. You wouldn't be-lievt-it, would y 1 1 ? " "Not after see inj; your husband." '"He is so youni?. Th fact is that we ran away from aehool together a?id uif wedded."

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of those boys wo read abu it who arc

always falling in lnv with ;hoir teach-

crh." Chicago News. Competent luils.

Mr. McCall That'sh unquestionably

the fines' punch-bo; I've sheen to day.

Misp Young I consider your approval a very great compliment. Mr. Mc

Call, for I m sure you must have seen

i.lmost a hundred! The Jewelers'

Weekly.

Hanker Try Sorcery Not being able to trace anything in connection with the loss of Its. 2.000 from the cash safe of the Surati Bazaar company, the directors recently resorted to astrology and finally to sor

cery. Kvery employe of the bazaar got l a mouthful of rice to eat which had ; been previously put through some ' magic preparation, the belief being , that if the person who had taken the i money ate the rico some pre.it misfortune would befall him. It is not re- j corded that any of the employes have j vet met with a disaster.

SOMKTTOTV AND SOirEWHEKE AMONG TUR MLSCI.f. AND JOINTS The Pains and Aches of RHEUMATISM CREEP IN. Right ca its track St. Jacobs Oil CREEPS IN. It Penetrates. Searches, Drives Out

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Keeps both rlJer anj saddle perfectly dry in the hardest storms. Substitutes will disappoint. Ask for i3)7 Fish Brand Pommel Slicker it is entirely new. If not for sale in your town, write for catalogue to A. J. TOWFk. Boston. Mass.

LUfttS Wni-Hfc ALL tLSh rAILS.

J Best Cbugta Kyrap. Taste Good. Vie 1; j

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Tke Ctiaplln at )uiIurrun. Alongside one of the Hnßlidh battal

lions rode the Presbyterian chaplain, mounted oh, tell it not In the kirk,

ritither publish it among the elders

upon a looted pony! From the "J)own fall of ihe Dervishes." The ntitti of Thine.

Why is there always a bird on sllrer money, Mr. Urown?" "Merely a gentle reminder of how money flies." Er

Modern Science Recodnizes

dkS a Disease of th& Blood V Tnrc is & popular idcd, tht hib ciiscbe is C4used by exposure to cold, and trut some localities arc infected with it more tho.n others Such conditions frequently promote the development or the disease, but from the faxt thdt this ailment runs in certain families, it is shown to be hered itdry, and consequently & disease or the blood. Atio!iij V. o1lr.t ntifl Srst tnorrTi rrim? of ntuT. TM., Adam Vannn'lv. lie ha-s alwavs hem promitietitly i'lrntitir.l with thr mtrrcsts of t'.nt Tlav. He was the iir-t I'rrsi.lciit oi tlir R-vinl of Truster, and for Ions tinf has been a Jutii.e ot the Trace. Me sa : "I hri.l lern a suf-tert-r of rheumatism !' a number of years .ml the pain nt times was vry i:ite:ir. I trird all the proprietary medicines I cuuM think or hear of, but received no relief. "I fina'.K placed my case with several physician and doctored -with them fur some lime, but thev fai'ed to do me any good, l-'inally. with my hopes of relief nearly exhausted 1 rend an article regarding Ir. William' I'iiit I'tils f-r l'Tte IVo;)p, which indtueil me to try ihern. I w.is amioiiH to Ret rid of the terrible disease and bought t'.v boxes of t'.ie pills, I began, usin them alx.ut March. ivC- After I had tui.cn two bovs I was co:npletely cured, and Hie pain has :iever returneil. 1 think, it is the best medici:i? I have ever laV n. and am Willing at aay thiic to testily to its good merits." !j-'-'3 ''')

The Most Efficient Bicycle Ever. Devised ia tha

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ThJt is. it shows the highest ratio of useful ork to poer eioened.

For scientific design, thorouprlines of construction nd rijace 1 naish our new COLUMBIA CHAIN-DRIVEN MODELS are un?qu:tle.l araon? bicycles of the chnin type. The most tifi-g!t laboratorial and practical tests have proven them to be strvrtsr.xlhr perfect. HARTFORDS have every advantage of most b;eje tut cost more. VEDETTES are the best bk-yci-s that it it .csZis-So offer for their price. rPJCKS: Chainless Models "0 and Gl, S75. Chain Gx.Ta jlaii, Model .17 and M, $50. Hartfords, $35. Vedettes, $25 CaVi $26 (ladies'). To close out the balance of our models, Lite. IcjCrs of last season, we offer them as follows: Columbia Model ii (Tx&as) $45; Models 4. and 4' (mcn) $40; Uartfords, Pattern "aai t, $30 and $3. POPE MFG. CO., Hartford, Conn

"WHERE DIRT GATHERS, WASTE RULES.

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GLUTEN FEED! THE BEST MILK PR0DUCI&G FEED. MAKES MILK RICH IN BUTTER FAT. KEEPS COWS IN GO0O CONDITION. AiilrM. Dairy Department. THKCI.KOSK SUUAU KKFIMNG CO. The Kookery, Chtcaco, 111.

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This Signature g Wjfw. is on every box of LAXATIVE BROMO QUININE TABLETS. Accept no substitute represented to be "just as goal:

SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS IN THE UNITED STATES AND CANADA.

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Drusreists TetifBi ti mairr if it falls to vat. PRICE 25 CISZJT

Sbooltt Wr Itathlne Snlt. "You had bM.tr not so boating wifli Ada," said Tommy to his bister's fiance. "Why not. Tommy?" " 'Cause I heard her say she intended to throw you overboard soon." Exchange.

Tlif re 1 mor" Cauirrh in thU sretton ft the eountrv tliau silt o.h-r 1is nss pu toK'th-r. ind until th" last f'-w years was supposed to be incuralf. Tor a frrp;t many jrars lK tors pronounced ii a loc:il di-ioas. and prst-ribed loi-al romelis. atnl tv -on-.tai'tly failing to cure with Jtx-al trvatuient, proniunc.-d it inctiniljle. cieiice ban proven catarrh to a constitutional iliNfaM'. and therefore requires constitutional treatment. Hall's Catarrh ( ure. manufactured bv F.J. Cheney & Co.. Toledo. Ohio, in the only constitutional cure on the market. It is taken internall v in doses from 10 drops to i teaspoonful. It acts directly upon the Mood and mucous surfaces of the system. They offer one hundred dollars for any case it fails tocure. Send for circularsaud testimonials. Address F. J. CHENEY CO.. . Toledo. Oh'.o. Sold hT Druegists. T. Hall ) Family Tills an; the Vest.

When the Dandelion Fei. The dandelion soon will peep Up from the verdant lawn. But don't you mind It you ju.st keep Your winter clothing on.

Lao'i Family Medicine. Moves the bowels each day. In order to be healthy this Is necessary. Acts gently on the liver and kidneys. Cures 6ick headache. Trice 25 and 30c.

The Salvation army has Just dedicated a workingmen's hotel in Hoston. Tho institution has accommodations for 300 men. TO CURE A COI.n IS ONK DAT Take Laxativ Rromo Quinine Tablets. All druggists refund the money If It falle tocure. 25c. Tho genuine has L. H. Q. on each tablet. The first postofflce was opened in Taris in 1642. in England in 1381, in America in 1710.

Havana. 111.. May 21, 'M: Mrs. Hattle Dean writes and says Coat Headache apsuleg are Ihe only thin that uWrs her relief. io and 2öc, A pound of phosphorus heads 1,000,0Q0 matches.

Where Reason Tottern. Husband What! Another hundred dol.ar gown. Didn't I tell you that you mu.st keep within your allowance? Wife (triumphantly) You said unless in caso of absolute necessity! Tuck.

l..00 I'er Week. V.'e will pay a salary of ?l." per week and exjT.-es for man with riz to inlnMhiee l-r-f.vtion l'miltry Mixture and Insect Destroyer in the country! Address with stamp. lVrJcction -Mfi,'. Co . 1 'arsons, Kansas.

Chile is s.iid to have more poets, in proportion to population, than any country in the world. Health for Ten Cent. üv'r Mver.fMire i'.mmI. c'e.in U'n. I t- I 1 t 'tf. perfect lie'aith jtinrrM andv t mliHrtic wlii .iI.iaIii aad .-eure th!tii tor you. All dniKgUt. KU-.'J.V, :.i"c.

Spalding's yAMHy

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"Standard of Quality"

on Athletic Goods Insist upon Spalding's Hjr..1oa.e Catalogue Tree. A. r. srAr.DIN'C. i UROs New Yor'.c. Uhioax Denver.

Among the latest imports into England from (Jermanv are foxes.

Two bottles of Piso's Cure for Consumption -iired me of a ld lunjr trouble. Mrs. J. Nichols, i'rinceton, lud.. Mar. Ib'ft.

No man was ever written out of a reputation by himself. Monk. Many tlmf" hare you said, "Oh: If I could lust ret rid of that headache." Use Coat s Headache Capsules. lOand 25c at all drucgisti. Egotists can not converse; they talk to themselves only. Aleott.

Coe'e Cough Balsam H the Aldit and bit. It will bralt ttp a eolA piirkr than eajthlDs elite. It U always leliable. Try it. Valuable, beyond price are good feelings. H. It. Hawies. JltTe med PR. SETH ARNOLD'S COCGTI KIM.KR In mr family for i. year. Mra. A. Sucbaoeck. Mlnaeapollt, Mlna. 'c. a bottle. Twenty-one counties in Georgia have a prohibitory law. Mra. VTlnslow'e Soothing Syrnp. Forrhlldree teethtnz. tofteni the imi, rrdao InflammatluD, alley pain, curea w tad colic. J5c mottle. ilen are respectable only as they respectEmerson. When All KUe Fall. Try TI-RI. It noaltlTf ly rurei, completely remnf 4 van and ban tou. Try Yl-KI an 4 find comfort. IV. all druj tore Calumny requires no proof. Ilazlitt.

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FOR 14 CENTS We wiah to fainthiiyar 200,000 nfw customer, anil uao.ee utter 1 Pkr. I". Iar Kadmb. 10c

. h.arly Kiu Mjagfl, a lue Earliest Rd B et, 10c I.onf l.lshtn'c Cnramber lOo riaizer'a Bet lottere, l.o 4 alifornia Fig Tomato, Sc Karly Dinner Onion, loo Brilliant Flower Bee ja. Yms

IV.rtk $1.00, far 14 eeata, $LtÜ

AboTalUpkg. worth fl.00, we will mail y- free, together witb oar (rat Plant and heed Catalogue npon receipt of thia netlre A I 4r poatage. Ve invite yoor tradeand know whan yon once try .Halzer'e aeedmowi II never rat along with

out them. Onion Nd GNc and V Jb. Potatore at SI. 'JO

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and partSrtilara ae to how to aerure 160 area of the beat Wheat growing land on the Continent, ran be aerured on, application to the Superintendent of Inirolg-alton. Ottawa. Canada, or the underlined. Snerlaily conducted etruralona will leave ht. Paul on the flrt and third Wednesday of each month, and apec'alty low rate on all llnea of railway reaching St. Paul" are being Quoted foreicuralon leaving there on April 5th for Mauttoa. Aawlulboia. Saskatchewan and Alberta. C. .1. Brouchton. anadlan (Jovernment Agent. iKt Monednoclc Block. Chicago. Successfully Prosecutes Claims. I tt Prtnrloel Ena!ner U.S. Panaton Bureau. I 3 vralnnvi! wr, l Jdjuü-aliu claim, atty autre.

Viro-lnia Unmae l earn all about Va. Und, eott. waV II lllla nUllICo ter. rllmate. producta, fruit, price.

i;.. by rending the iR)iMta Fakmkr. bena l'c. Tor ree nion'.h aubacrlptton to r"arwr t. . Kwria, Ta.

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Not a parent medicine; rjeitber !i jvvteB v .lä.'t 2 ... . . V VnmVr f..r ta!rll CMtS'...?

I Oil I ' 1 ' . . . " l-'l ...I - teat of urine f reo of charge. rt 6 1 5. 7. 4 Tompkins-Corbin Co.. 1300 Brc9it, fucwtm Citf.

CURE Tornur I Uaa Big i ( Jtz.rtZ difhart, .1 Xjm jumaa . irritatin r vtumcm-tam of mucav wnm aj-a-. rainleer. 3-0 tZZJk.-

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Dr. Kay's Benovalor, g5

liousae?!. teadache. etc Ar dnij:.vje --fenDHDCV MEWDlSCOflKfra f I a9 I quick relief neun- www case. Book of tf atlntonlala and 1 Atjsa rn.mf.meat Free. Br. H.M.fcatrvs jo,v a, -W, vTANTFI ( te oT bafl bfaUa tt t Vg will not benefit. Send i centa f Ftipc e?wna Co.. New York. for 10 aamelea and uH araäaeaatfavPlf jrrh Poaltlve!y Cored at Rmii. nrew4.

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trial free. il. M. A'n.46l Chama'j

Dr. Kay's Lung Balm

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W. N. U. CHICAGO. NO. 11. lvr

When AasucriBf Advcrttscmcot ItaUjMention This Taper.

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Alabastlne. the only- durable wall coatIn?, takes tho place of call tie kalsomtnes. wall iiapcr and paint for walls. It can be used 011 yUster, brick, wood or canvas.

Alabastlne) can bo used over paint or paper; paint or paper can be usel over Alatastlne. Uiy only In five pound packages, properly labeled; take no substitute.

Every church and schoolhouse should be coated only with Alabastlne. Hundreds of tonn used yearly for this work, tienuln? Alabastlne does not rub and scale oft.

Alabastlne packages have. fjZL irc tions. Anyone can brush It on. .si -tirrz dealer for tint card. 'Alabsttn. I -."' free. Alasbasline Co., Grand Kapt4i,iLa.