Marshall County Independent, Volume 4, Number 38, Plymouth, Marshall County, 2 September 1898 — Page 3

New Idem. A man who believed in making the worst of everything happened to see the Washington monument looming up In the distance. Immediately he heaved a deep sigh. "What's the trouble?" inquired the friend. "Doesn't it ult you?" "Not quite." "It has been approved by the monument expert? from all parts of the world." "It is good so far as it goes. But if some enterprising man would fit it up with mercury and a glass tube what a fine thing it would be for measuring this weather." Washington Star.

Painfully Neat. "They tell me your wife is a particularly tine housekeeper." "Excruciatingly so. I've sen that woman sprinkle the clock with insect powder to get rid of the ticks." Detroit Free Press. Wheat 40 Outs a Itushel. How to grow wheat with big profit at 40 feilte and dimples of Saier - lied ro (bO j Bushels per acre Winter Wheat, Rye, Oats, Clovers, etc, with Knrm Seed Catalogue lor 4 rents postage. d H A. tSAI..r.K BEED CO., La Crosses Wis- w n.n. "Why don't you get out ot debt?" "I haven't time. It keeps me btjsy getting in." Baltimore Jewish Comment. A miniature Morro castle has been erected at the Thousand Islands. We know of nothing better to tear the lining of your throat and lungs. It is better than wet feet to cause bronchitis and pneumonia. Only keep, it up long enough and you will succeed in reducing your weight, losing your appetite, bringing on a slow fever and making everything exactly right for the germs of consumption. Stop coughing end you will gtt veil Cherr peeforai cures coughs of every kind. An ordinary cough disappears in a single night. The racking coughs of bronchitis are soon completely mastered. And, if not too far along, the coughs of consumption are completelycured. Ask your druggist for one of Dr. Ayer's Cherry Pectoral Plaster. It will aid the action of the Cherry Pectoral. If yon har any complaint whatever and desire the best medical advice you can possibly obtain, writ us freely, y, u will receive a prompt reply that may be of great value to you. Address. DK. J.'c . AY Eli, Lowell, Mass. LAUNDRY KEITHS REMARKABLE DI5CÖVEKY FOR FINE LAU N WW WjRK. REQI NO COOKING IO A MCKAOC Ji MM M tguu..SHMtrVilTATW. iiw.' renuri VTflBru fo

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illustrated pamphlet describing Nebraska, and another all about the f Wi Exposition (both free), by writing to P. S. EUSTIS, General Passenger Mk j Agent, C. B. &. Q. R. R., Chicago, III.

Co and look for a New Home in Nebraska,

fa prosperous country, wnere a tarm can be & bought for one years' rent of an eastern farm, m

FROM FACTORY We make fine Surrey,

ARTISTIC HOMES.

now a Great Manufacturer Has Brought Them Within Reach of AIL Probably at no time In the world's history has so much attention been paid to the interior decoration of homes as at present. No home, no matter how humble, is without its handiwork that helps to beautify the .apartments and make the surroundings more cheerful. The taste of the American people has kept pace with the age, and almost every day brings forth something new in the way of a picture, a draping, a piece of furniture or other form of mural decoration. One of the latest of these has been given to the world by the celebrated artist, Muville. in a series of four handsome porcelain game plaques. Not for years has anything as handsome in this line been seen. The subjects represented by these plaques are American Wild Ducks, American Pheasant. American Quail and English Snipe. They are handsome paintings and are especially designed for hanging on dining-room walls, though their richness and beauty entitles them to a place in the parlor of any home. These original plaques have been purchased at a cost of $50,000 by J. C. Hubinger Bros. Co.. manufacturers of the celebrated Elastic Starch, and in order to enable their numerous customers to become possessors of these handsome works of art they have had them reproduced by a special process in all the rich colors and beauty of the original. They are finished on heavy cardboard, pressed and embossed in the 'hape of a plaque and trimmed frith a heavy band of gold. They measure forty inches in circumference and contain no reading matter or advertisement whatever. Until October 1 Messrs. J. C. Hubinger Bros. Co. propose to distribute these plaques free to their customers. Every purchaser of three ten-cent packages of Elastic Starch, flat-iron brand, manufactured by J. C. Hubinger Bros. Co., is entitled to receive one of these handsome plaques free from their grocer. Old and new customers alike are entitled to the benefits cf this offer. These plaques will not be sen through the mail, the only way to obtain them being from your grocer. Every grocery store in the country has Elastic Starch for sale. It is the oldest and best laundry starch on the market, and is the most perfect cold process starch ever invented. It is the only starch made by men who thoroughly understand the laundry business, and the only starch that will not injure the finest fabric. It has been Uta standard for a quarter of a century, and as an evidence of how good it is twenty-two million packages were sold last year. Ask your dealer to show' you the plaques and tell you about Elastic Starch. Accept no substitute. Bear in mind that this offer holds good a short time only, and should be taken advantage of without delay. Cnae. "Do you really enjoy shooting?" "Why of course." said the dear girl, who has lately bought a light rifle and a lovely pair of hunting hloomers. ' Every time T manage to kill a rahbit or a poor little bird I have just the loveliest cry imaginable." Intlianapolis Journal. Beauty Is Blood Deep. Clean blood nieaus a clean skin. No beauty without it. L'acarets Candy Cathartic clesuis your blood und keeps it clean, by stirring up the lazy liver and driving all impurities from the body, liegin to-day to banish pimples, boils, blotches, blackheads, and tha Lsiclr.lv bilionscomplexion by taking CascareU beauty for ten cents, All druggists, satisfaction guaranteed. 10c, 26c, 50c. What She Ought to Bo. "I have heard that she walks in her sleep," said the gossip. "Indeed!" returned Mrs. Parvenue scornfully. "So common, isn't it. I should think she would ride." Chicago Post. A bath with COSMO M'TTKRMILK SOAP, exquisitely scented, is soothing and beneficial. i-old everywhere. There are six schools in Ireland where Irish is taught. WORK MADE EASY BY USING

KEITH'S ENAMEL STARCH, It puts on that enamel, Bosaj Hnfrfi that is so desirable. It makes fchirts,, Shirt Waists, Collars and Cuffs look like new. Keith's Enamel Starch b the most economical starch made. It will do more work, do it with less labor and do it better than any other starch. If it does not give you entire satisfaction your graces will refund your money. Large package, M cents; small pac kapre, 5 cent. If your grocer dot s not have it, pleftM send na his name and address and we will send you an ENAMEL STARCH RECEIPT BOOK for your trouble. Manufactured by KEITH ENAMEL STARCH CO., CHICAGO, ILL.

the days on which you can buy $ round-trip Excursion Tickets to

ncDnMorvH ana omer points in the west, nsi Northwest and Southwest, good for 2 1 days. Stop on your way and see the GREAT TRANS- Wk MISSISSIPPI EXPOSITION AT OMAHA. Ask your nearest railroad agent to make your JJt

Route. You can get a handsome rJ? TO USER DIRECT. thige. Phaetons and K"al WSSSSS.1 i.,,,. -n, vr,rP.

Our K""1 nare leeti favorahly known to the trade rr ye;ir-. I rnona ni onrr. We now sell irrr in the u.t at Wlmlr! Prim. The shrewdj yf,ni nth HI. buyer prefers to deal with the factory. He gets of us nnel work at leM prlre than agnt auk for low grade vehirlei. Wn ship anywhere. subject to examination. k uelitrk on board rars KanNan City, Mo., or Goshen, Ind.. mi may suit purchaser. Send for cataPftne with prices plainly printed. IT'S rsss. Write today. We sell Sewing Machines and the UOHMBS buk lk as well. All at WhakMala l'rles. am uoiiii. No matter where you live, you are not too far away to do business with us and save moner. Addrees. tU V AUL W. M VI.KI.lt C Alt It LAUE CO, UOSIIEN, INDIANA,

TOLD BY THE SERGEANT. From thm Democrat, Grand Rapids, Mich. At the Michigan Soldiers' Home,in Grand Rapids, lives Sergeant Richard Dunn, hale ana hearty, although he carries the scars of several wounds sustained in some of the battles of the Civil war. In recounting his experience to a reporter, Mr. Dunn said: 4vbont a year and a half ago I began to have trouble with my stomach. My suffering was bo intense "that I trief different medicines and doctored with several physicians, but without permanent relief.

"1 read an account of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale People having cured a case much like mine, and I de cided to give them a trial. which I did. "After taking live boxes I WM cured. I never felt better than I do now. even in my younger davs. I am natA Wmnidfd Soldier. Orally a robust man, but that stomach trouble, together with rheuniutiMJi. which afterward set in. were muking fast inroads upon my health and 1 am satisfied that it Would have been but a short time before my comrades wool 1 have been conducting the regulation funeral ceremonies over my remains, hnl I not chanced to read of and taken Dr. Williams1 Pink Pills for Pale People." "There are several others in the home who are taking these pills and arc receiving great benefit1 RlCHAHD Dl NN. Subscribed and sworn tc before me. this 1st day of Nov. 1897. Henky Gibson. Notary Public. Sergeant Dunn is perfectly willing that anyone should write him in reference to his ease, provided stamp is enclosed for reply. All the elements necessary to give new life and richness to the blood and restore shattered nerves are contained hi a condensed form in Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale People. They are also a specific for trouble peculiar to females, such is suppressions, u regularities and all forms ol weakness. In men they cure cases arising from montal worry, overwork or excesbes ft whatever nature. TRAVEL WEST THIS YEAR. The Toorisl Seeks the Mountains Bather Than the Seashore and Lake. The periods of Western migration off people vary with the years. Sometimes the attraetions of the East overcome the distaste to long travel, and the flood of excursionists is in that direction, hut, latterly, the heauties and benefits of Colorado scenery and air have tipped the scales of douhting minds in favor of the great central summer resort of the continent. The present summer has heen a Western resort epoch, largely because the railroads have established and maintained unsurpassed facilities for comfortable travel, and the desirability of the location has become widely known through judicious advertising. The great game preserves and the rivers stocked with finest specimens of the finny tribe, the vigorous mountain air, the gathering of pleasant people at first class hotels, and the proximity to home and business if required, have proved stronger attractions than the sea coast and the Northern lake regions. The vast mineral resources of Colorado have tempted the watchful business man to combine something of business with his outing, too, and as a consequence of all these reasons travel to the West has been unsurpac:ed this year and the state has found new friends and gained new tongues to tell Its praise. It is a matter of such great importance that comfort shall bo a striking feature of travel that the tourist as well as the daily tn veler In pursuit of business should select his route with care and Judgment. The Missouri Pacific, with its many branches affords opportunity for all the people to use its magnificent trains as far as Pueblo, and there the Denver & Rio Grande road, with its justly bestowed celebrity for piercing the most beautiful scenery of the mountain wilds, continues the care and watchfulness which has been so readily observed on the route to Pueblo, and with every comfort at hand and inspiring scenery round about, the traveler finds himself a4 his destination unwearied, satisfied and ready for what Fate has in store for the future. It is a mental treat and rest as well as a phssical relief from heat and labor, and should be provided for in the yearly Itinerary as much as the provision for the hahilaments which custom presribes. F. P. Baker. All F.Ihc Forgiven. One of our own lively citizens. Mr. Summit Parker, returned on Monday morning from the Adirondacks. No sooner had he arrived than he discovered that he had brought away the kev of his room la the hotel. He dispatched it at once to the proprietor of the hotel, saying that apologies would follow later in a larger envelope. This morning he received the following acknowledgment from his host: "Dear Parker: Key returned in good condition. Never mind the spoons and napkins. Niles." Mr. Summit Parker is devoting all his spare minutes to reading and rereading the brief letter. Vtica Observer. "Straws Show Which Way tho Whirl lews." This Is an old adage and one that has been demonstrated as truthful many times. The fact that the excursion business in Colorado seeks to use one particular line is a straw that indicates where the excursionists find the best scenery, lowest ratet and best train service. The line in question, the Colorado Midland, has handled more excursion and tourist business this season than ever before in its history, and this is a straw which indicates that the Colorado Midland always offers the lowest rates, the finest scenery and the best train service through the Mountains and to the Colorado Tourist Resorts. V.. A. H. I'lnelnnatl Knr;uiipiiunt. The Mouon Route, with its four trains daily, is the best and most comfortable line to Cineinnati. Th" rate will be only one cent a mile. Tickets on sale Sept. 3rd. 4th. 5th and Gth, good to return September Gth to 13th inclusive, and by extension to October 2nd. Send four cents In stamps for the Monon's beautifully illustrated book on the Cincinnati Encampment. Krank J. Reed. G. P. A., Chicago. L E. Sessions, T. P. A., Minneapolis, Mino.

OUR BUDGET OF FUN.

SOME GOOD JOKES. ORIGINAL AND SELECTED. Doolla and the Thunderbolt Hcf a "V';ike" A I in oh t Resulted in a Double I MHT.il Flotsam and Jetsam from Um Comic Papers. He Came Too Late. lie rame too lata! Neglect had tried Her constancy too long; ! er love had yielded to her pride. And the deep sense of wrong. She scorned the offering ot a heart Which lingered on its way. Till i' could no delight impart. Not spread one cheering ray. He came too late? At once he felt Thai all his power was o'or: Indifference in her calm smile dwelt Sh-- thought of 1dm no more. Ansjer and grief had passed away. Her bearl atnl thoughts were free; She Mel him, ami her word?, were gayNo speM had Memory. He came too late: The subtle chords )f love were ah unbound. Not by offense of spoken words, Bui by the Blights that wound. She knew that Hfe held nothing now That could the past repay, Yet sin disdained his tardy vow, Aid coldly turned away. He came too late! Her countless ilreama Of hope had Ions; since flown: No charms dwelt In bis chosen themes. Nor it: his Whispered tone. And when, with word and smile, he triel Af etion stiii to prove, fflo nerved her heart with woman's pride. And spurned his tickle love. It struck Home. V. V i v t" mn 4 W ' Oh. mamma, don't read any more about cannibals being wicked for cooking the missionaries. Why, my own dad 's as bad as any of them 1 h Mid him tell yon himself that at dinner last night he toasted all his friends." Ally Sloper. Doolla ami t lie Thunderbolt. P. Doolin was a track-walker on the Brie railroad. He attended a wakt one day shortly before it was time for him to go on duty, with the lamentable result that early in the evening he seemed ambitious to walk on both sides of the track at once, says Harper's Magazine. The "Thunderbolt" express was due to paas the Haskell road at 8:45. At that time Doolin reached the road, hut the train did not appear. She was still invisible at I, and Doolin began to worry about her in a maudlin way. When she sraa twenty minutes late he could control his anxiety no longer, and began walking the track toward her as fast as he could in his unsteady condition. The Thunderbolt" meantime was lying along at unusua' speed. She hail heen delayed by a tritling wreck, and the engineer was making up lost time. Suddenly a lantern whirled like a giant pinwhee.l in the gloom tar down t..e track. The engineer's face whitened: the brakes ground into the complaining wheels; the engine rocked and trembled: passengers lurched in their seats, and with a hiss of air and steam the "Thunderbolt' stopped. Dropping from his cab the trembling engineer ran up to where P. Doolin stood. "What what's the matter?" he gasped. "Ve're late, said Doolin. "Fwhat kept yez?" Hosw AV;ivs. The Soldier's Mother4 ;ot a letti , from George today, and he is grumbling about the victuals in the army." The soldier's Widow4 am slad to hear that he Is making himself at home. V li tt They Think. I 1 vim n w '1 Carrie ' l wonder what that dear little Iah is thinking about?" hear Little Fish "Weil, bless my rales and gizzard, what calves the gals get on 'em, now they've taken to Cfrling!" A New Countersign. '"I-et nie in. learie." he said, rather unsteadily, at 1:19 a. BL "Repeal the sentence. 'Schley simply swiped Cervera off the sea. first," !: replied from the upper window. struck Hsrd. Ifidktfl Thai was a striking remark Rorick made to'me a while ago. MumaW- What did he say? Mid kill He said: "Lend me tea dollars."

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when they desire to look attractive, ! gild their lips. No-To-Bac for Fifty Cents. Guarant"d tobacco habit cure, makes weak men strong, blood pure. 50c. Ii. All druggist. There's something crooked about the business of a corkscrew manufacturer. I know that my lite was saved by Piso's Cure for Consumption. John A. Miller, Au Sable. Michigan. April 1 . 199ft, No fewer than 1,173 persons have been buried in Westminster abbev. COSMO BUTTERMILK TOILET SOAP makes the skin soft, white and healthy. Sold everywhere. . A business man always reds the ( postscript of a woman's letter first. Coe's Cough Balsam Ik the oldest aul het. It will litak IS a cold quicker than anything else. It is slwaj a reilahle. Try it. It's better to marry and be boss thao never to have bossed at all. Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken internally. Price, TV. A late strpper embraces such things of which dreams are made. Mra. Winslow's Soothing Syrup. For children leethlnc softens the jrum's. reduce InOaininatiou, aJIsyi pain, cures w iud colic. c a bottle. There are at least 10.000,000 nerve fibres in the human body. Educate Your Itowel With Cusearrts. Candy Cathartic euro constipation forever 10c, He. If C C. C. fail, druggists refund money! The cheapest rate of postage in Europe is that of France. I i .v w m a ' ' ' ' w -r?m v - at a.rc . n rilflut jir"SMi i4. ww iiMiuan givui vi! Wooden sleepers on railways last about fifteen years.

Columbus discovered Amciica but

I have discovered BATTLE AX ! There is a satisfied glad I've got it expression oo the faces of all who discover the rich quality of

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It is an admirable chew fit for an Admiral. In no other way can you get as large a piece of as good tobacco for JO cents. Remember the name when you buy again.

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KUl'CATION AI.. St Warp's flcaaemp, , . ,, u i i . n One Mile csi chlic University Natr? DSSSft ST. M UV ACADEMY for young laill-. n- onicrliit; iioii I'n foriy-i"iirth year of active educational wrk. h;i carnt'd tin- reputation of lelntf ono of Um inoi UMfossjfclr sssImm and MirceMfsl taxtltattoo in tho t niicd States. Tbe Academy buildings are bonutlfully alts a tt4 on sa omliion.o over-looking IBS picture HM banks of the st. JosSfk Klver. All the liruiu lu - A Thorough English and Classical Education, Mdmttag tirook. Latin. Kronch an.1 Cornian are laimht bf a Kaoulty of oouipoioni MSdMfS OS completing the lull course of hiudio student receive the Regular Collegiate Degree of Litt. B., A. B. of A. M. ThP CoiiHervMlnry of Mivoir ts rnndiv-tod on the p. i i of the kSM ClaMloal i'onaorvatorlea of Kulope. Trirre ln:ninipntal lesBons, nl one Id thoorv, weekly, are Included lu (ho regular tuition; extra practice pro ram. The Art Department la Modelled after the best Art Schools in Barops. I'repuratorv hii1 IMiuim Depart menta. Piillls who need rrlmary 1 1 aliilnti. ami tlios. of tender age, are here carefully prepared for the Academic Cosm and Advancod Oogräs. Bookkeeping. Pboaograpbl and Typowrltlnc extra. Kery variety of Fancy N'oellework taught. For cataioue containing; full Information, addroM DIRECTRESS OF THE ACADEMY, St. Mary's Academy. NOTRE DAME P. 0.. INDIANA. VflllMC UrM and Ladlex wante.i to . K A i M w www nikii j r. BLBOB rilY. and Kailroad BooV-keoplng. This la endorsed by Inadine railways am (he best Institution of it kln.t. Wo place all graduate. atnloiriio free. MORSK SCHUOL T in n.utrin, OBhkofttt. Wis.

NO WOMAN IS EXEMPT,

Reptilarity is a matter of Imporfjsnni in every woman's life. Mm h pa:n is, however, endured in the belief Ihir it is necessary and nt alarming. wha. in truth it is all wrong and indicates derangement that may cause stLoua trouble. Bxceashre monthly pain itself will Ueettle the nerves and make wome old lefre their time. The foundation of woman's health a perfectly normal ami recmlar performance of nature's function. The Statement we print from Mis tKRIH7M Sikf.s. of Kldred. Pa., is ech.ed in every city, town and hamb't in this country. Read what.sh sayK ' Dk.ar If Ba. Pinkham: I fee like a new person since following1 row adO a vice, and think it is my duty to let the public know the good your remedies have done me. My troubles were pain ful menstruation and leneorriMesw( I was nervous and had spells of binj confuted. Before uinp; your renifliea I Bevor had any faith in patent ujedi eines. I now wih to say that 1 never had anything do me so much good for painful menstruation as Lydia K. Pinkham's Vegetable Cotnpouad; ajao vfoul4 say tiiat your Sanative WaOi lias ,urei me of leucorihoea. I hope these few words, mayhelp suffering women." The present Mrs. Pink ham's experience in treating female Ills is unparalleled, for y :irs she worked side by side with. lira. Lydia E. Pinkham. and for sometime past has had sole charge of the correspondence department of her great bnsineta, treating by lette as many as a hundred thousand a.'.ljig women during a single year. All suffering women are Isrsited to write freely toMr. Pinkiiaua. at Lynn, Mass., for advice about their health. 59 D BLOOD "CASJCAMETSJ ti. mm r-.r sksss ait ar a truly v ninit-rfui Medicine Ibareoflss wibd foe a otedirine pleaunt to take and at lafll rave foil nl" ni ( .i..-irets Mi r t.ik:-v . . , " i-t .i.iiik Mii ir mi t'linid has been pm il.ol and ni complexion has iaMTOTOd wopderf ally an.l I t--i much beater in every wa MBS. s vi i IK K si LLAK8. Lattrcii. Teun. CANDY t ATU A CSI TMAOC MARK RfOISTtJVao I n "oam. i ai.-iiai'io. roient. raste (jood Po P'aa.aH n 1 t . BM a a . -. jium. never Lienen. v oaken, or tiripo 10r MC Sdc ... CUKE CONSTIPATION, tierlinc Seaifdj riy, I Metro, Montreal, V Turk. SH lU-IWDMW k.,,t), et BE TotiaoiM HaMt Dr. Kay's Renovator, f? RftgJ sin constipation, liver and kidney d ses .lulliou.MK ss. lioailacho. cU At drutKits Ut i tl nDODCY hEWDISCOVERY;cirM Mar 1 gr 9 I SSjti relief and euros nnf ciu-o. send foi book t. r. . 1 1 - and to dayS4 treatment Vre. Ur.H. u. wBKkft'e &Ms itiuiaoa Ifaftllete.1 Ith I ore ey 9P, u ( fhompson's Eye Water W. N, U. CHICAGO. NO. 36. 1898 Vbes aasncrint) Ad vert -'-cements hiodljr Acatioo This iaper