Marshall County Independent, Volume 2, Number 3, Plymouth, Marshall County, 8 November 1895 — Page 2

CAPITAti CITY CHAT.

r NEWS AND COMMENT !M AND ABOUT WASHINGTON. frus.siu's Secret Treaty Id I'ouMe.lConjrcss Likely to Tackle th- Currency Question Cleveland air.l Cuba I.'cctl as a Presidential tandi lute. Report Is Premature. Washington ceric p ndi-uce: i t t riiii.K tue 1 A n c w s that ii i i. i: & V V comes by way of I long K.ng and London abut a secret treaty retöiitly cnch:ded between ( ' Ii i u a and Kusia for a railway through the lAno Tung peninsula ami the iici rt;iti ni of I'ort Arthur must he regardcl :s premature. t'.r it is believed impossible that the emperor f China lu'Ui'l have math- this :;:! t sacrifice without Jplff I II 11 'Ueniul ire.-iire. Avails. " eiH: :::usddo H'i -anso Japan has not yet evaeua ted the l.irm Tnnr im umist;!.!, ami has three mouths to do so r'ier tl:e payn.t v of th. lir.vl insl.iünieut of th war indemnity, which will not he dr.o u'.itil abm; the 1st of .!:1imi;iiv. It U not vt i-y pnbaMe that K is.i.s will shew b-r hat. I a::d attempt to o, upy the teriitory until Japan ha ev.-i: i!;id if. Then is mithin;; sträng jiln.Mt the story that tlie Kussiin war 11. -et has left Vladivostok. If it !o- not Ki away from thre pretty s.n th? ships will he nil fro '.en in and be utterly helpless until next spring. The ice begins to form in that bay about the 1st of November and it often lasts until the middle of .May. The f resires t and most accurate political news from China coined by way of St. I Vtershtirg. and it can ueecraUy be relied upon. That which comes by way of l'nglau! cannot be relied upon. The Russians just now have access to the authorities in lerestins iniorma tion to tlie foreign oHieo in St. Petersburg every day. He has practically c.unped in the Tsnug Li Yamcn. Th? ' llritish minister at Pekin docs not enjoy the same facilities for gaining informa- . lion, and when he does g-t it and telegraphs it to the foreign ollice in London it is genu ally suppressed, because just now all of the events in China are unfavorable to British interests, and the icoverument does not consult r it wise or eiic'M'ful to eoinmiiuieate them t the pubHe. . That the Kusians are jrt t injj on very xv el I xvitli the Chinese may be inferred hy the fact that the enipt ror has conferred the order of the double dragn upon M. Shishkin. assistant minister of foreign affairs at St. Petersburg, and upon Count Küplist and M. Lissowski. the chief and vice chief of the bureau of Asiatic affairs in the foreign office. This is a very unusual distinction and carries great significance. Such honors have been conferred npoii very few foreigners, possibly 'five or siv. iiicl.i'lin "Chinesi" ordn, who assisted in putting down the Tai.Ping rebellion: Anson Iturlii-game, tj e American who first introduced China t.) the woild: Sir Ib.bert Hart, who has for weMty-t: ve y. i:rs been collecting the import duties for the Chinese ( Jovcruineßt. Ii I one or two others. Never before. I l.eSune. has the lienor been con f-r red upon act ive officials of another gover intent, e -c psiitg kii -s and regents. Work Ahead f.-r Coiiki i-'sm. Without any ilotitd the currency jiit4fiou will be thrust upon Coii-ess asa;n duriui; the coining winter. 3Jr. Cievom tori THOMAS j. t:i;K!. land set out long ago to break he "cnoIrss t lojin." r.nd whether the country i; with him or not, Mr. C!eveh-:il has ;i fashion of jroinj; ahead '-itli o.e tliinu ; he has set his heart on. Tin re will be s-.tne foreign 'jucstioiir.. too. and on these the President will have the lirst word. The President is said t be t agcr to find a leader who will ris, tthe height of a great oee.islon ;!id sound the watchword of no party in the fjee of a lossih!e foreign foe. In view of these issncK, irreat intere.-t (.nicrs in th,. vho are the acknowledged le.iders of tin '( pid.li. an pat ty. Ci-vel.iitl .m i (iil i. !l is iiiiM ;si1it' to at Wasiiin;--foil either eoiili rotation or l-iii;il .,' t)(; rt port that President Cleveland, while i.i Atlanta, suggested a MstHutiieiit of th.day net aart by the managers f (Jj ex Ksitiou for expression of syini atliy wit3. Cuba. It is known, however, that for some time Senor tie Lome, tli? Sanis-. Minister, has been protesting to the Sei retary of State against the use of an organization which has received the olii rial sanction of the I'nitcd States (iovern jyient, as is the case with the Atlanta ex(position, for the purpose tf pro-Cuban f fritalion. Senor de IOine has expressed he view that with priva 'e meetings of citizens for such purjose the ( loverninent ' may have nothing to do in a free country like this, but has argued that the cast is iuite a different one where the exposition is concerned. The (loverninent made an application for u oflJ-il 'lisplaY there

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and has given It a certain recognition In the eyes of the xvorld. It is also known that President Cleveland does in a mild way deprecate the holding of sympathy meetings in this country. This is not because he lacks sympathy with Cuba as an individual on his own account, but because he does not think any good purpose is to be served by carrying on an agitation whlcli may have an undue effect upon Congress. Ileeti'.H Horoscope. Thomas Ii. 11. ed is now admittedly the leading Kastcrn candidate for the Republican nomination for l'n-sident. Here at the capital no one is disposed to deny that the big man frcin Maine is at tlie present moment the greatest figure in tlie contest. Thd'e is at the same time serious doubt whether he will be in the front of the celutr.n next spring. That will to a great extent ilepiml upen himself. No in-tn in the I iiiUd States has a more difficult rolo to play tl a:i that which will fall t Mr. lieed's hit during the coming six months. No n:::n will be more closoIv watched or severtlv scrutinized t!:'.n

le. He. as Speaker, may be diametrical- j ly opposid to many matttrs v. Inch .Mr. Cleveland may favi.r. And it is :,ot at i all unlikt ly that the President may win i to some of Iiis projects the support of in- j t'uential rien.iicrs of the opposition, when j Ml". Kivd v.'ovd. fi;d l:i!u. It bt v . t u I c , ujiper and the nether m;i!.ie,:e. v.if'i t!.e ! reduciion pres.:.:i e seiew.-; working auto- j inaii.aliv. I (irivc-'d I.cy 1 ISrotiicr. i The Pns'deiit's clerical broti.tr is in a j peck of trouble. Torty-thne of the j eighty-eigl.t mcnib. rs of the Pr shy- j terian Chun h : t Chantj- nr. N. Y.. of which he is t::e pa .tor. h;ve petit ioncl the Presbytery to i'.i.-v.i'.ve te.e pastoral

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ma 1 1! :: ' i relations, on the ground that he has destroyed his usefuhnss ;rnl matle himself unpopular witli the peojile f the parish by offensive p:irih-anshi; in politics. Chaunioiit is a little village of oii'y a few hundred inhabitants up in St. Lawrence County, near the shores of Lake Ontario. There i- s to be only one Democrat in Parson Cleveland's congregalioi:. The Kr j;i'lica:i members are in the habit of expressing themselves fret !y on political matt rs. and their ce::::ae;is regarding the personnel and policy of ihe nation."! ad:nin!:-l ration have not aiwa;. s been fa vo; able. William has aiwavs been loyal t I J rover, and res ;:!s with vigor any null it udly criticisni made by the I'epv.hüt aüs of Cb.aumcrit. !Ii.5 :oslMsitiu to do so has resulted in stliee.ai ing more than half the cotigregatlon, who called a church inciting nc time ago and passcil reN:i':utio!is king Itin: to resign his pas!i:iite. '1 hi.-. I. c'clined to do, and now the mah-oiitents w'io ar deterniine! to get rid of !iim have 'nro.:g!'.r the matter info tin Presbytery. The petition was referred to a : -p.'cial t omuut'.t c, which is to make an investigation and rcjMirt. GET OUT UNDER F1HE. (rave CTis'.rKCs of IranI Cau-s;; C;ii:et . r.";-t" in I raisi'i'. Fram-e is h,'üui wiihout a i-atii:et. President Faure has accepted the n sanations of the ministry headed by M. Hibt, xvhi-h were offeivd he.ar.se of a government defeat in the Chamber of Deputies during the debate on ihe south f Trance railway scandal. The crisis was precipitated by M. Könau t, xvho was ait ive in exposing the Panama Canal siandnl. he moving that the report of Fxpeit I k:ry. the oTici.".! accountant i ii the hnaiM ts of the I .:ii'.vay, be made public. This !.:o;i n v.a.i resisted by Prcnner Kibot, but v. as c.;rricl by a vtde of to 1 '.;. Amid radical cheers th- members d" the c:;bi!iet tin n lefi the eh. null r. which thertap.ai adjourned U,r a wet k. The defeat of the government is iiot surprising in ve-iV of the swtcping charges made against senators, deputies and even minist;-!: i.ivolvtil lirst in the Pai.a.i .i syinlicate and more rtt-enily in the soi. ih of I' ramv railway scandals. The charges culminated recently in the sentence 10 imprisonment for a year of M. I'dn.oinl Magnier, formerly smati.r of the Var and editr-in-chi'f of th I!veneii!-iit. wh.o is raid to have receivcil ST.."; francs sis part of the profits of the syndicate rcferrt tl to. !l will be rt ailed that the rail of the D.ipuy cabinet, which resulted in the resignation of Presitbnt Cnshnir-Pcricr. grew .ut of a debate en the govcrnni nt railways. The government hchl tliat its guaranty of interest to the railways expired in ItH I, but the council of state, to which the dispute was appealed, decilcl that the guaranty was perpetual. The Chamber of Deputies censured the ministry for having submitted the question t the council of state and the cabinet resigned, tlie president following suit the next day. A. K. WartI, th abscomling manager nml tr-aurer of the Memphis itarrcl ami Heading Company, has been indicted for forgery. He is now thought to be in Hond ii ra .

K H. HOLMES ON TRIAL,

Notorious Criminal Arralgnccl for the Murdf r of l'itzel. II. II. Hohnes, who, according to hi own remarkable confessions, stands at the head of modern criminals, was put on trial in Philadelphia Monday morning for the rati rtler of Benjamin F. Pitzel. Holmes sprang a sensation at the opening of the trial by requesting his counsel to withdraw after they had made an in It. TI. I-Oi.Air.s. e.Tei-ti:::i ::tti urt to s-eeure a postponei.itii:. '11: e jriK-utr is conducting his ow:i ca.:-'. :'o many a'iases have hi en worn by the man oi: fr!:l tiring the c"i:r.?e of his spcctacuiar cr.ntr that hi baptismal I!t nn:;ri Madgett. has almost been r Miim StA lost sight of. Not so his manifohl exploits in half a dozen of tin big cities of this country, which have been marveled at wherever men tan rmd. Wild ami weird, as i the con f esse I story of his life, in which he accuses himself of offenses which would long sine-? have given a less t-killfiil criminal Ijis quietus, Holmes 1:t.s been careful if shift the main responsibility for the i i rioi:s murders xvith which he admits h.iving been connected to other shoulders. Thus !uring the thirty-eight years -r a life dvoted almost entirely to l;i v-breaking tins is his first experience a, 'i felon on trial for Ids. life. The authorities have recognized f Ii n t this is no .o;;:!im: criminal, but one who might be c'Vd a technical am! most expert artist i.i crime. It is, l here fo re, their determination, in 1he event of securing his conviction for a capital offense, to railriad" Urn t the gaiioxv s. St. Louis is a candiilate fo Jie honor of being awarded the national conventions. 'Ihe Rev. Myron W. Reed. f Denver, insist that illegal voters should be shot doxvn at the polls. Senator Hill at Klyria, Ohio, spokfrm fr.m the same platform tvith C.mgrt ssinan Ttun L. Johnson. Gov. Win. A. McCorkle, f West Virginia, has announced himself v eauditlate for Senator Faulkner's seat. The Lincoln County Citizen f Huntington, W. Va.. nominales W. M. Ilnrvey for the h.catl of Ihe Ptpulist V residential ticket. Senators (ioriuun ami (aibs.in declare Maryland has been made sate for the Democratic ticket in spite of tae split in the party. Anything to licat Chicago! That's Ilm only motive that New York has lor ent-r-ing into the competition for th national Republican convention. At Columbia, S. C, the 'oit -tit lit ional convention tlecided new countiis should have taxable property worth :J.i'hhi,(H)i ami not exceed -UK) stjnare inil.i in area. ExCongrcssman Rreckinridg spoke at Frankfort, Ky., nl was recviv-l with enthusiasm. He tlid not refer ti his irobable candidacy for re-election to Congress. One of the admirers of Col. Ilradley, Republican candidate for Coventor of Kentucky, threatened to put n bullet through a picture of (Jen. Hardin, displayed nt one of Ilradley's meetings.. Iloston has been made the headquarters of the secretary of the Nutional Advisory Council of Ihe A. P. A.

ARMS AWE THE MOB.

OHIO LYNCHERS MEET WITH DEADLY BULLETS. Rioters Rreak Into the Jail nt Tiffin iitid Two Are Shot Down by li nurds The Offensive Prisoner Had Murdered a Marshal. Troops Called Out. Martial law reipne! in Tilhn. Ohio, Sunday night. The gleam of musket ami bayonet xvas seen glancing back th moonbeams on the streets surrounding the county jail: Morris Degan, one of the rioters, assaulted a militiaman guarding the jail and xvas taken in custody by the police, xvho were follow 1 to the station by a hoxvliug. hooting mob. The jail doors r.re wrecks, having been battered from their hinges by an armed mob. Two men lie dea.l with bullet wounds in head and body, one police otliccr is at home with probably fatal injuries, two others are injuretl and a young man has a bullet through his hand. The attempt to lynch Leander J. Martin, alias Miller, murderer of City Marshal August Shultz. anticipated since the tragedy, was made in dead earnest at l:.'iO o'clock Sunday morning, ami resulted in the instant death of Mutehler and Matz, members .f the und which Attacked the jail '"he riot its exceeded '70 men ami most f them were under the influence of liqror at the time. The in d came from an entirely unexpected source. Six men gathered on the lawn aliont fifty feet from the jail and in a moment abut thirty others joined them. Then a sharp xvhisth xvas heard and out of n alley on the opposite side of the street and a little to the we;t rushed fully !! Hi more, the Ieahrs carrying a rope and several sledgehammers with which to accomplish their work. A squad of policemen xvho had stationed themselves on the steps, were whisked t one side as if they were so many straws. A rush was made for the jail. The men were without reason and made no demand for the keys. A powt rful t( amster xviehled ihe sledge. The door was broken in splinters in a sdiort lime. With each blow the fury of the crxvd increastvl. When the entrance was gained there xvas a xvild rush and the hallway xvas lille! with excited men. Sheriff Van Nest and three men stood in the opposite end. He appealed to them most bravely and strongly several times, asking them for Coil's sake to disperse. It IUI no good, for the men only grew fiercer. The entrance to the cnrrMor is lirst protected by a heavy sheet-irn l.or. The lock was broken off xvith a few blows and then there rcmainnl the heavy grating. tiuarIs Open Fire. Tln'n it xvas that the guards, who "rero in that porti;n, began to fire. At lirst they shot over the rioters heads. A guard nfterxvard said the men swore to kill every person insid and to show their purpose they began to lire at them. Tho guards sail no shot xvas tired by them until the attacking party had tired through tho grating first. Henry Mutehler, the first man Vilhvl. was the one who carried the rope. He was shot through the left temple, the ball coming out on the right side, and he lied instantly. Then Christ Matz received a bullet through his heart. He xvas picketl up deaL The killing of the txvo men cause! a cessation of tlie attack. Then the mob thought of dynamiting the jail ami sent messengers to all the stone quarries in the city and vicinity, but all returned xvithout any explosives. While this was going on Sheriff Van Nest placed Miller in t harg of Captain Falkner and Officer Sxveeney, who drove him at a breakneck speed to Fremont, eighteen miles away, and placed him in the Sandusky County jail. It xvas found necessary to call out the local militia, and as the day advanced and th" ivxvs spread to the rural districts Governor McKinley was appealed to for troops, and ordered the txvo companies from Kenton, one from Fostoria and another from Clyde to go to Tilhn at once, once. The Treasury shows an available cash balance of SlK'J.lN-LfSW and a gdd reserve of Vrd,'M.H,0S7. Yancey Lewis, of Ardmore, I. T.. is appointed United States .Judge of the Central District of the Territory, to succeed Judge Stuart. In the presence of a gathering that filletl the edifice Rev. T. DcWitt Talmage xvas installed as co-pastor of the First Presbyterian Church. it is expected that appointments xvill be male soon to till the vacant positions of solicitor tif the Treasury and United States Judge in Alaska. The State Department has received from Ambassador Pateiiottv, f France, the invitation of the French republic to take part in the French exposition of lfX0, xxhhh is to usher in the twentieth century. Attorney General Harmon inale his initial appearance in his otlicial capacity before tlie United States Supremo Court Wednesday, making the opening argument in the Greer County case, involving the question of the boumlary line between the State of Texas and the territory of Oklahoma. In his motion for the advancement of the Judge Long pensiou case on the docket of the L'nited States Supreme Court the Attorney General indicates briefly the position his olHoe will tak in the matter. He pays: "Where the matter is one that involves future recurring payments of money there seems n good reason why succeeding incumbents of the office, charged xvith a present responsibility, should be eoneluileil-by the decisions of their prcdeeessors." Tlie Poslofliee Department has compiled the receipts of tho thirty leading cities of the United States for the third quarter of the year INI.". Tho receipts were $7,400,145, against SdJ.'k'hTlO for tho same quarter In l?St4, an increase of 0.9 per cent. The Detroit Dry Dock Company, which the Naval Rurcau chiefs recommended be nxvarded the contract for building two of the six nexv guntionts, noxv wishes to withdraw that part of its proposition which looked to the assembling of tho parts for the ships at Seattle on the Pacific coast.

HARDENING OF TITE LIVER.

HOW A PlTTSi'lELD, ILL., GENTLEMAN OVERCAME IT This Coa lition Often Induces Paralysis and Should Have tlie Beat of Treatment. Vom the Dfmnrot. Pittfflll, ill Mr. Valentino Smith, a farmer living in this wuuty, whose postottiee address is Pittstield, 111., for the good of humanity in general, and especially for the beueht of any xvho may be alHieted as he xvas, xvishts to make the following statement with reference to the great benefit he has received from using lr. Wilhams' l'iuk l'ills fur PuL People: His statement is as follows: "About a year ago I was living in the Mississippi bottom near the river, and I had become very much broken in health, suffering greatly from a distention or hardening ot the lower part of the abdomen or bowels, besides being troubled with my kidneys and other computations, which, rendered my case, as I had supposed, .imost helpless. I had been in this condition, although of course not as bad as 1 wus a year ago, lor something over six years, and hail about given up a!i hope of ever being a xvd! man again, when, by the many testimonials and advertisements 1 had read xvith reference to the wonderful cures pertVetedy by Dr. Williams' l'iuk Pills for Pale People, 1 xvas induced to give them a trial. After taking two boxes 1 began to feel great! relieved, and by the time I had used up live or six boxes 1 xvas completely cured and have been, comparatively speaking, a well man -ver siuce. During all the time that I suffered xvith this dreadful disease, which I am unable to name. I passed many sleepiiss nights and was in great distress almost continually and was able to do but little work. Novv I sh'cp and eat xveli, ami. although I am sixty-one years of itg". I am able to do a good day's work n the farm, having put in and tended eight acres of corn this season, besides doing a large amount of oti;r work m the farm. In short. 1 think your medicine a great blessing to humanity and can cheerfully recommend it to all suffering as I was. I had been in this comliiiou six or seven years, pud had given everything I couhl hear of. doctors incliidei'., a fair trial, but could get no relief. "VALENTIN!-: SMITH." Subscribed a;:d s.vorn to before me this 4th dar of Juj'c. A. D. lS'.C. MIN'Mi: i'OLF.Y. Notary Public Dr. Williams' Pink Pi'ds for Pale Ptople are considered an unfailing specific for such üseases as !-coin'tor ataxia, partial paralysis, St. Vitus tlan.-e. sciatica, m uralgia. rheumatism, nervoir healache, the after effects of 1 1 grippe, palpitation of the heart, pale and sa'low complexions, that tir! feeling resulting from nervous prostration; n!i diseases resuhins; from vitiate! humors in the biood. such as scrofula. hroiiie erysipelas, etc. They are alse a specitic for troubles peculiar to females, suvh as suppressions, irregularities, and all forms oi weakness. In men tiey effect a radical cure in all cases Jrising from mental worry, overwork, or fxecssos of whatever untere. Dr. Williams' Pink Pills are sold by all dealers, or will bp sent post paid on receipt of mice (0 cents a box or six boxes for fcU.ÖO they are never sold in bulk or by the 1MI, 'by addressing Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., Schenectady, N. Y. THE EVILS OF OVER-EATING. Unless Neutralized by Dxcrcisi II ijli J Feeding I llxtremely Harmful. I assert that it is the duty of the good housewife to keep down the appetite of her husband, writes the Itev. F. S. Hoot in the Lalies Home Journal. Particularly is this necessary in the cases of well-to-do professional and business j men. In tlie families of mechanics earning low wages such a warning is almost xvholly unnecessary, but It may be said of most men in good circumstances that they eat too freely of rich food. If men would begin careful aivl systematbal physical culture In early youth and continue the practice through life, good health would be the result. Iteyond the age of 40 at a period xvhen so many are physically lazy the superior value of exercise is apparent; but ordinarily, this Is just the time xvhen the hygiene of athletics Is neglected. There Is no reason xvhy a punching bag. roxving machine, pulley xveights and other apparatus should be relegated to college boys and clerks. Put having done a good deal of work in his time it is almost impossible to persuade a business or professional man. turning forty, to give any sort of attention to physical culture if such training has boon previously neglected. Hence, I say It is the duty of a xvoman to keep from her husband all rich compoumls that xvill ultimately ruin his digestion. High feivling Is occasionally neutralir.ed by hard exercise; but In tho absence of the latter It is mischievous in the extreme. If your husband xvill stand the treatment, begin by switching off from the heavy breakfast of steak, hot rolls, potatoes, etc.. and set before him eggs on toast, oatmeal and coffee. The Press Itoj-s. The Imys that write for the papers They're the bst of 'em all, I guess: For most of 'cm come from the country. Where they're pullin' the eld hand press! An they never forgot the raisin. An' they're livin the world to bless; For nmst of 'cm come fr en tin comilry. Whore they're pullin' the old hand oress! Atlanta Constitution. The word scold was formerly applied to a quarrelsome person of eitbT sex, but as women tre notoriously more given to scolding than men, it has come to be limited to the fairer an I more linguistically gifted half of ihe human race.

äyer's Cherry Pectoral

"FIvo years aj;o my wifa vrn sick with bronchitis. We tried different physician, but her case was pronounced hopeless. A friend recommended Aver Cherry Pectoral. She tried it, nnd, in a bort time, she was entirely cured." Frmz Hothchild, Livcrmore, Ky.

IT WILL CURE YOU TOO.

KNOWLEDGE Brinirs comfort and improvement and tends to personal enjoyment when rightly used. The manyfwho live better than others and enjoy life more, with less expenditure, by more promptly adapting the world's best products to the'neeu of physical being, will attest the value to health of the pure liquid laxative principles embraced in the remedy, Syrup of Figs. It- excellence is due to its presenting in the form mot aeceptald? and pleav ant to the taste, the refreshing and truly beneficial properties' of a perfect laxative; effectually cleansing the system, dispelling colds, headaches and fever E1V3 permanently curing constipation. It has given satisfaction to millions and met xvith the approval of the medical profession, because it acts on the Kidneys, "Liver and Boxvels xvithout weakening them and it is perfectly free from every objectionable substance. b'yrup of Figs is for sale by all druggists in 50c and $1 bottle?, but it is manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co. only, v." hose name is printed on every package, also the iniruc, Syrup of Figs, and beirtg xvell informed, you will not accept any substitute if offered. Ilooipe lor a Quarrel with a Wife. W.n. until she is at her toilet preparatory to going out. She xviil be sure to ask you if her bonnet Is straight Ilenmrk that the lives f nine-tenths of the women uro passed in thinking xvheihfT th.dr b nni -ts are straight, and xvind un the remark with, you never knew but ene xvho had any common sense? about her. Wife will ask you xvho that xvas. You. xvith a sigh, reply. "Ah! you never inind." Wife xvill ask yoti why you did not marry her, then. Yotfsay, abstractedly, "Ah! xvhy IndecilV. The climax is readied by this time, and a regular row is sure to f dloxv. All Tor Ills Whiskers. A Minnesota man has sued a barber for .?." 0 damages for ruining his beard. A GRY rail HELP RESULT OF A PK02PT REPLT. Two Open Letters that Shonld Soggest to Thousands of American Women V go and do Likewise. SrEClAI. TO OCB l.ADT BEAMSS-l LiTTi.n Falls, Min:., ?ay 11, 1?04. ' I am suffering, and need your aid. I have terrible pains in both sides of my womb, extending down tho front of my limbs and lower part of my back, attended by backache and pains in tha back of tha neck and ears. The doctors Lave given m opiates to quiet tho pain. I have a very high fever nearly all the time. 'A.I 1 am nervous, and cannot T J" .... v 1 r x x' stand. Mv doc tor says I must keep In bed. Now I pUee myself under your care. I am only twenty-one years old, an I too young to sulTorsomuch." Mus. Ciias. Pauker. The aboe latter xvas received by Mrs. rinkham at Lynn, Mass., May 13, 1S04, which received a prompt reply. The following letter reached Mr3. Tinkhani about five months later. Note the result. Little Talls, Minv., Sept. 21, ISM. "I deem it my duty to announce tha fact to my fellow-sufferers of all femala complaints, that Lydia K rinlham's treatment and Ycgctablo Compound hava entirely cured mo of all tha pains and suffering I xvas enduring when I wrote you last May. I followed your advice to the letter, and tho remit fs simply wonderful. May Heaven bless you aud the gool xrork you are doing for your seil" Mus. Chas. Parkkiu All the druggists in town say there Is a tremendous demand for Lydia L Pinkham"s Compound; and it is doing lots of good among the women. If you are sick and in trouble write to Mrs. Pinkham. IhnVf awaits you. is cunts nti;L all use rww. ui KjEcst Cough Syrup. Tat UootL Use - tr.l In tint S.il.l liv r!riu'Pls! IU-1

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if My mother has been a grat mifferer from asthma far ten rears, ami her recovClJQj ry is almost xvithout a parallel, on account of Iter . - ?ilvaneed age over seventy. XnCSC She has been cured by only a part of a bottle of Ayer's Cherry Pectoral." Ixulm tWO. JJanij, Tar Urook, N. S.

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