Ligonier Banner., Volume 44, Number 38, Ligonier, Noble County, 9 December 1909 — Page 2

| Seeing France with | | Uncle John | A [ oawwe warver] - '| YVONNE o Her MOTHER

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OBJECTED TO ROCKING FOOT “Or Perhaps the *Lion Didn't Like Sketch the Amateur Artist 5 Was Producing. ‘ Sketching a lion's likeness is a dangerous job, even when he is behind an iron grating. A student who is going up for the Ecole des Beaux Ares, - and wants to be an animal painter. was in the zoo the other morning, where he has permission to draw the beasts. He sits between the railing, which Keeps off the public, and the cages. While he was ab sorbed in sketching a sleeping lion, the latter, “apparently annoyed because 1 was rocking one foot which 1 - had crossed over my knee,” the student says, suddenly woke up, put a paw out, and drew the offending foot through the bars. The young man’s leg was dragged through the bars up to the knee, and while the lion held it with one pay he stroked it with the cother. Unfortunately he put his claws out, and the caress was painful. For somerseconds the art studen: was in an unenviable position. The lion had

t e} Yol e iy i 2554 % b 1 t ters WwEE the Rort ? Fyi, s¥ant & stk sRN iie Bl ha sl ol ' nowith thegn >»4 : ’ . . . % s si ’ ' ‘ § ’ Woappu¥ 8 ¢ s { !sool . i b g ; { : kil that it i § ¥ frievd Tt $ ! UNCLE JOHM AND MONTSAINT ; MICHEL Yy s gt ¥ ; (. % a 4 ¢ ; Ay N ey ' “'4/"\.‘-‘\ 1 AR oW A e - N\t ng e s W,' d iy 5 B Y y 1 '*‘, > ' > sl Y .\ { my 7\ W ’. "'4 - T S ;g P & CIT % LR A ; . N ¥ - ¥ - 4 v ,fifi - L 4 . -'3,‘2' i ‘ "3' i. ¥ ;“3 P =o§ e & SB" . i BRI 3 L <SR )7a ¢ § s .ey (s >}Q L" Y ‘ ; - i L -e, -e ™ 4 . 'l{ 2 E < o ‘“.’ : e . In Mont. Saint Miche! that 1| ¢ Presmnn 4 “den) % i YRR % i 3 } F ¢ tEny. Ve interastin: ¥ ) i $ ¥ teter hlesy her o Hel r bionis N 4 y Vit i 1 deenly Yitiree? v In loday s expedition Wasn't RO Ny hoMenry shat oo Mant Saint Michel and fed by ravens thers or soanettilpg Hke that Yer, I khos thers L SRVEELLEE 0 [ RV hd, and now W Tre ROINR YWt i «g:‘ oW i 3 §%o gel iy Ixid to the mont™ By Pontorson, eh? And then diligencs the rest Weil 1 mast say it sounds HKke guite an undertaking: but then if You leavs ":~__3'-,z!-zx patl you must alwavs pay the price and ! must say | enjoy these little faunts with a con genial party Too bad the Kingsievs coulidn't have continued with s Nice people, the. Kingsleve—vervy interest ing girls What did von say?® Oh,| ves, of course the aunt was interest Ling, too; but-~what did vou sav? Non | sense, nonsense! But 1 will say one | ' j thing, Peters, and that Is that it pays ;m travel around when It brings ane §i:x contact with people such as vour ; self and Miss Kingsley. i “So this is Pontorson! Do we get i down here? Is that the diligence? Do we get up there? Great Scoft! how | i can we? And it looks to be about full | i already. Do you mean that we have i got to -climb that lttle ladder? 1 don’t béelieve Yvonne can. I don't be ! i lleve she ought to, even If she can. ! i Can't we go to Mont-Saint-Michel] { some other way? Peters, I'd like to { slay with my own hands that wretch | { that slashed our automoble. Will you | { think of the difference he {s making | | in our comfort these days? § “Well, why don’'t we start? '!'hm'sx; ‘ the worst of Europe, Peters—no push, —.\MNWWW

! got his leg as in a vise, and at any% i moment he might take it into his| { head to put it in his mouth. At last| visitors, by combined efforts, pnl'lodg the student out ot the nnimal's! clutches.. He is new in bed, his leg ! thein;.: badly torn. To show how thfl;: lion scratched, the student’s mother | ikeeps her son’s hoot to produce mfit ‘visitors. It was a stout boot, but thei lion, with a few digs of his claws, | had reduced it to a few strips of jag | ged leather—-Paris Correspondegt, | London Telegvraph. . . Clear and Convincing. - 1 John Rarker, the town marshal of. Harrlsonville, overheard the following conversation between two little &:ir!s! who are not yet old enough to go to school: “What makes a horse act so naughty when he sees an autaq?” one asked. “It's this way,” replied the other. “Horses is used to seein’ otLeré { horses pullin' rigs, and they don’'t | know what to think of 'em goin' along | without a horse. [ guess if you was | to see a palr of pants walkin’ duwn | the street without a man in 'em you'd | be scared, too."—Kansas City Star.

no ensrgy. Perfedlly sofiles! o s on & diigenre and stagnate Lot e iook Bl my wateh Hieven Well I'm sot gt ail wurprieed | woulde't be surprissd ol spvibing thal might oo cur in this vielnity | tell you P tere, §t will B & gled day for e when 1 el oy food down hard nn 3 New York steamer pler osce woes. 1 cant bat fewlee 0 b f’ : COAN wn owe ape 16 m under *#‘}‘ a! jast' Lumbering 6ld dopeern- wh Te e Greal conirast 98 the sutoso Wite : : S L What's that anthill ont At sea” 11 inf’t Ihe sen, Lhongh B HE It land gray mand, § vow And so that i Maont Falpt Mirhel® Usrloml lasd 1o be sn'tand. ehand then got to be chara® It appears Lo the thal e have guile a I"fi_?'}>“( Belfore (s vt Jawiks (o g;;g-zn Be hree ot four miles What do you sxy Petors® O conirge 1 dont know, how hig the sl Is wO6 | Bave peth Ing e fudge the distases hy: bt | shanid way three milee af lenst Uireat Byt hßow Bet the sun i, and po nistler How garly we lamber along, the mont looks 1o be sgusily distant. What I thix foad were on, anywAYY Heewms to Be @ higtway s the most Jitern] wonge of the wmard PHEe. ob Y Bull o purpeme far tounr fela | oaupposes e American fonrisis befoar g 1 111 hat e ‘ Well wo that i& the pient close to Appesas 1o Just comihrably sover o; the whble iniatsl Cericas colleetion of B .._;,”f sped BEAIrc naesß tavped off by 8 rhurch. Hoawerer oW g;izzizs cate §t thix roanent (BB L B BRT we've tage In it bt Bow ‘Eu'!.‘:‘efmijgf W e Lo gt jan Yo e 2 Wall the ;’%gr.‘;éfi iine Foprelte thiv ke wud I}3@}‘ Bave the ad. tianal oy ‘i:‘:i«umajr hat exeyy a4t oo of ue e A CRoneisl . Thals one ziowd thing mbout Amerion. Petern, vor afi travel theee witlint beirige 8 four S Youl pay & s felee Tor vary 1 11 ot that tle s good. andg | the gsme vnde with Bt e . - Wl Yeanne ol tHIBE you d bhetier o diwn fesl You pn pext Lae Y o and I Potersn will wat anid taks oor | vaw. iy 06l very kees on this descint Just bßodd Iny het wiil youl MHere. rwt:', down there, habd this tadder sloady Petors, I--wheres the Dottom? ol ovae | - . - . S Rafe At last! gualst old placeald wall n*".‘: A Rate in it ek Fiahing reds and card ail about. when doea the tide come In® Pagter than a Barse caly gallop oh? \‘u'vfi%fl;xflsfi! et he pad for the Horse Anvhow, | dldnt ask how fant §t caie dn 1 asked when (bt wonld cime s next Well Axk womie Gne . An Beur alter wa fefre, oh® Interesting Bt come on fet s g 0 un to Mie Poilard Alnge and eat the omelel, and then we can citmb arovingd sianel - Yol wglk on, Yeyonee aud order the luogehson and SMr Pe tere and T owlil cotue lefsurely after ' “And 8o thig Is the fanious amelet. pince Well in we go Quaint-—very guaint ~ Look at the chickens turning on the sxpil and drip Hag in a frouegh My but they look goad! Mme Pou lard herself) fsnt @Y Good day. ina'am; bhon jour-<bon four Glory, what & smile, stereosenbed and ilun. fnated’ Makes me think of the chiing cats head thal we Geed 1o put a can ithe tnwide of when 1 was a kid Do we g unstaira? Hat mp there. sh? Qualpt -yere auoaint - Every [ellow did what he ‘pleaked ta thess Wg&ifi; evidontly Well, Poters jets . sit Hows ™ - PAnd w 0 we now &et oud to elimb Mont-SaintMichel Plotaresaie fHaht of steng Ne, 1T dont mind climmbing good exervise Curions litthe wind ing walk: old woman with baskets to sell . No, we don’t Want auy: go way g ‘way, Terrible nulsance such l;}i;!!v ple - lhere's another with vellow flow. orR. NG m;(‘-wny. Yiie—and . d@nsther with matches. No, no, go way. Well, that's & pretty tall flight of steps, fsn't iU Peters? But 1 guess we can make it Where's Yyoane” Ahead, wh? Well 1 presume those two fellows can look out for her Let's stop and look at the view. Fine view! ‘As | was saving DPoters, it wias 100 bad the way we broke up at Vire . 1 really felt mean over leaving as we did - What did you say® Non sense; none of thn‘t..!_‘atrfré‘ .nepe of that. Hut | will say one thing for ber: She certatnly was & woman of great perception—always thoughtful for others. IHd vou notice how she used to push the ashreceiver toward ‘me? It's things lke that that make a man comfortable; Astonishing that such & woman ‘should never marry. Well, let's go on. Not more than 90 more steps and two flower wonien to get over. Peters, have you observed how many stairs there are in Europe? It fairly bristies with them We go pretty nearly stalrfree with us, and over here it's stalrs from dawn till—- “ Great Scott, will you look at them! Oh, I never can g 0 up there, mever' We may as well go back. If you want to, you can go up: but I couldn’t possibly see anvthing that would compensate me for those steps. [l'll bet there are 10,000, and like as not there are "more bevond. I'm going back and sit with Mme. Poulard Aine ull is time to go. You go on alone. Just tell him we won't want any of those osystershell pincushions first, will you? Then you go on by yourself, Peters, I've had enough™

e ‘ Song. Oh! ke a queen's her happy tread. = And Hke a queen’s her golden head! But ofi! at ast. when all Is said, | i Her woman's heart for me! . Wo wandered where the river gloamen, | 'Neath oaks that mused and pines that { dreamed, | A wild thing of the woods she scemed, iSn proud and pure and free! !_ All heaven grew nigh to hear her sing, t When from her lips her soul took wing; | The oaks forgot their pondering, !T&e pines their reverie. _ And oh! her happy gqueenly tread! And ch! her queenly golden head! But oh! her heart, when all is said— Her woman's heart for me! : : © ~Willlam Watson . ‘As She Reasoned I¢t. “It is but natural,” said Mrs. Van Scadders, “that those who possess wealth should consider themselves the best people.” “I don't quite follow y9u.” i “It is an axiom that everything is for the best.” i . Q-Yes.'l : : “And the people with money are ths only ones who have a chanes to get everything.” :

BassssasiMEsnsans] @] - MINNESOTA - I TEAM 30 |- 1 WHICH WON i i@ WESTERN S FrFOOTBALL ~ CONFERENCE |- ~| CHAMPIONSHIP || agne e e e ;,.,:.‘,:N.,"“:A,v_,_,,;_f;_\‘g L edndadecbickes L tidedadeded 12l ] (- "3 , ~";‘ v , : el il ® ' Mohistag, L. G . f"' ¢y Ay Xy oy 4 ’ ! o g £ . McGovern, Captain Fe ] & Pickering, F. B. tv.-‘us-‘f. :7", TP X “ i . | — Stewart, R. G. ; . i 7; 2 : ! » ‘;;& , P 9 : ;- 3;“} ("\ . - O » » Pettiiohn, L. E. , et i o st eo T i dNT ‘

LIPTON TO CHALLENGE FOR AMERICA'S CUP i i Sir Thomas Will Send Yacht to Race ~ This Country's Best in T A i Sir Thomas Lipton will challenge | for a race for the America’s eup to be | sailed in 1811, Bir Thomas made this | statement just hefore ‘sailing for Eu | rope on the steamer Lusitanla . z Sir Thomas has been here for ise\-,s eral weeks to learn the attitude of | the members of the New York Yi“.‘mg ciub on the question of umdifi«“aupni of the rules governing the America's ! cup. What assurance, if any, he re | ceived is not known, ' ‘Before sailing, Sir Thomas said: i 1 will challenge for a race in 191!& lam sure the New York Yacht clubd | will give the question full considera: | tion. -1 believe they are just as zamx~i ious as anybody elee for a race. li would have challenged for a race next ! summer had it been possible to get a | boat ready in time. : { *“lf the New York yachtsmen int\istg on a challenge under the present | rules governing international cup | races 1 would stand no chance to win. | and that ‘'would not be sport. I shall | issue my challenge with the largest | type of boat to conform as far as pos- 2 sible with their ideas.” - Members of the New York Yacht ! club said until Sir Thomas’ challenge | had beéen formally laid before them'z no definite statement could be xxzadeg regarding its accéptance. § Leading members of the club held | the opinion that the old racing rulesi should govern coutests for the America's cup. L Since leaving the New York tracks the two-year-old coit Boea Granda has g won seven consecutive races. It was | generally understood that he was taken east for a killing, but as he left a maiden it is possible that plans were altered. On several occasions New York regulars insisted that the colt had been pulled.

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i e ee o AMERICANS IN CHICAGO. Largest of Minor Leagues Said to Be - Gonsidering ‘a Club for : Ki!ng_ Ground will scon be broken for a new steel and cement grand stand on the proposed American association baseball site at She Meld avepue and Addison street, Chicago. The propert¥ was bought last spring in the name of Charles 8§ Havenor, owner of the Milwaukee American association ball club. Mr Havenor acted as agent in the transaction, and, although being the majority owner, other association magnates were (nterested in the deal, among the rest being M. E. Cantillon of the Minneapolis club and his brother Joe, late manager of the Washington team. : - Among those well posted on the affairs of the association magnates it was sald that the occupancy of the grounds does not necessarily mean an immediate entrance of the growing Jeague in Chicago, aubough‘éhat is the uitimate object of the promoters. The real plan back of the enterprise, it was sald was to bring Johnny Kling, the former Cub catcher, to Chicago from Kansas City to be at the head of a semi-pro team, in which case the City league would be re-organized or else enlarged to eight clubs; It is known that another plan, far more radical, has been under advisement for some time and that is to put Kling at the head of an American association club. It is fignred that should the American association club enter Chicago it would be as an outlaw organization and it has been argued that it might be just.as well to have a baseball outlaw at the head of it. It is known that Kling is more fhan willing to put some of his spare money in the deal, although he could not get a majority of the stock. . Patsy Donovan, who will manage the Boston “spered boys” next season, is one of the most popular men in baseball. His success as a manager in St. louis and Brooklyn was nct brilliant, but he has a better bunch of material in Boston and ougit te keep the team in the runpivg.

~ “BIG EIGHT” TITLE DEFEAT OF WISCONSIN G.VES THE GOPHERS WESTERN CON. FERENCE CHAMPIONSMIP, HARD GAME WITH MICHIGAN Magidsahn of Wolverires One of the Bhining Stars of 1909 Gridiren - Contests—Blagg Giad 1o Get a Tie with Cornell, : . The undlaputed title ta the confer eßce- cham pionaliip in western fovtball was won by (he niverslty of Minne sols cieven, which swepl evervihing Before & during the season jos? ciowed : Wisconsin after the olher lsams of the “bLig eight” had fafled. tricd 1o ¥ain o slop Ihe onward rusk of the Gophers. bul (Be geore 34 to O-tolly bew. badiy the Radpers falled . Then canie the gpamie with Mickigan ‘he e suil of which left the Minnessta team with 5 {4l share of bepors : Alier 1k ?f’.A;Z\I" victare of *he Minnesola team regret was X presse:d that the Gonphers vould aet Toeet Yale the best of the eanterys teams, for the chax pianshin of the Übitest Bintes SOe exporiy exprossed IBe onintos that the bovs froms the: griat wheat Producing siate woubl have given a good sczount of thefmseives in & battle with sld BEi - ‘ In order o ;‘ iy ‘»',,ts&‘ww':a» Mich! £an bad 1o agres (o ithe nlervnee raies, which bar faurth year ten fson patticly 51 BE o s gete ThHin deprived the Wolverines of Ihe seryvives oof Was futd '.l“,#" 1 AP K grea’ ; grivrtac i RE thiis wga "“..'x 18%% year in K aud B was not eligible for ilh, 1 tera Joy Muiler right end wak shified 1o the quarterback poaition ‘ Mickigan wen! fnto the game with an abundan f comßdeonce beoause of “her victory over Pehnerivanis Having no defeal marked up against them during -the seasct Minnesota alse was pot lacking in confidence Both tearns put up & despergie fattle and the gaine was filbed with thrilliag features Michigan bad tried fur four vears (o boat Peansylvania, and sfrer {te defoa’ by Notre Linge the chances of the team downing the Quakers did not ik rosy. However, when the gawme was atarted, {8 wad soon seen that the Wolverines had a chance to w P ot formier detleatls The ‘.E:»'f"z;:u;‘ aid used & style of fontball ""».-;’ the Pesin bors had never keen belfore and the Hed and Biué warriors BOGE Were b wildered Ly fthe strengih and Irickd ness of the Wolverines D4l of the greal struggle came one Bero whose pame will be suered in the annais of Aon Arbdr foothall for veary to some ile -is Magidsohn, the wnon derfyl haifback. ” Michigan has bhad r%;;;':;) stars in her day, Hir Magidsohn shines as brightly as any of them. It was his work that beut Pennavivaoia He seared both of the todvrhdowns for bis team and 16pe grest Boles (o the Quaker defense ln addition he tackied _l}*“!;r’.‘i"“‘x‘*_‘u.’lki Epaiied the Quakers best eforts 10 gue the foresrd pass Anatbar invasion of the east Ly the Fosl did nol reault as “ waafully as did that of Michigan, but the Chicaz Maroons were glad 1o got ¢ven 4 draw with Cornell It has been readily ad mitited that Stage's tvam this year Wik DOl A 10l a 5 those he : sembied In {« x Ber sensd :.*y, a 1 fore the strugie 1 louked Hke a il bet that Corpell would win, When ths Maroons scored six in the first halt and the Crimson eeven bad n taipe It foaked as if the west nilght carcy oft two victovies Hut in the second hait Coraell ted the @oare, amt thus iz stood 6 to & when fhe gate was over The score was thef sume 38 tha! of the 1908 game, and puls the legms on an equal footing ;". experts are figur ing that the .‘-!ii:n-fn-» of 1808 would have defeated the team Cornsell had this year They also say thut the Chi cago teamn of the days of Walter Fokersail would have come home with a victory instead of a tied score Pia that as it may, Stagg safd bhe was glad 1o get away with the tie {{ Btageis satisfied, others should be The Maroons came oul of the game fo good shape and ware 1n . condition for thelr final struggle of the season, ‘the game with Wisconsin, - The Bad: gers were not in as good condition after thelr crushing deleat by Minne softa, and’ with Moll out of the Hueup were not as stroug as they might bave been. . 5 In addition to losing the game with fowa Ames suffered greasiy by the injury to her captain, Wilmarth, who was s 0 badly hurt in the struggle that he had to be taken to a hospital It was sald that he suffered concussion of the brain. lilinols played another of her bril liant games against Northwestern and the Evanston boys were doomed to de feat before the contest had gone ten minutes. Northwestern could do noth. ing against the [llinois line and the score of 33 to 0 tells the story. Kroh First on Holdout List. “1 will never ‘play baseball again it 1 am compelled:to go back to Chicago,” said Floyd Kroh, the southpaw ef the Chicago Cubs, in a Cincinnati interview.. 1 was promised a certain bonus when I signed with the Cubs in the spring. but when the time came for paying off my envelope was destitute of the amount ] was to have received. 1 don’t know or care where I'm sent in 1910, but you can put down ‘a little bet that next sedson will not find me at the West side park in Chicago as a resident player, no matter if staying away from there keeps me out of the game en’tirely;;‘ : | Murray to Fight for $20,000. - Manager Billy Murray of the Phil lies still bolds the fort, and declares the Quaker management must come across with $20,000, the equivalent of two years' salary, or he will not give up the management. Murray says if any attempt is made to oust him, without giving him full salary, he will take the case into the courts. The club owners refuse to discuss their pluas, but say Murray will go whes

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