Ligonier Banner., Volume 44, Number 26, Ligonier, Noble County, 16 September 1909 — Page 7

A Scotch-Irish Manoeuvre

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Two Weep on One Handkerchief

Two of the prettiest nurses at the West Philadelphia Homeopathic hospital are bosom friends. Dolly and May (to inject a little fiction in a true story) attended together a performance of their favorites, the Orpheum stock company. o far nothing unusual, but at the rising of the first curtain it was discovered that the friends had but one handkerchief between them. And, alas! the play was sad. . o One bit of lace and muslin to stem a leak in the dykes, to stay the bursting floodgates! But let Dolly relate the harrowing experience. “Oh, but the play was sad! We naver had such a good ery in all our lives—l mean such a bad cry, for what can two poor girls do with only one handkerchief? . “First ‘May began to sniffle and in about a minute the poor little hanky was all wet. Then I started to fill up and snatched the handkerchief from »ay and dabbed my eyes with it

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“Just then, at the saddest part of {the play, .where Ingersoll takes her in his arms and—well. anyhow, I took ione coriier of the damp thing and ; May toeck the other and we blubbered . togethez. : - - “Graecious! [ wouldn’t go through such an unsatisfactory cry again for the world.”--Philadelphia Times. - { Puts Boycott on Trouble. } “1 never borrow trouble,” savs the Philosopher of Folly. “Indeed, 1 go even further—l wouldn't take it as a gife.” ’ ; Pasteur's Gift to the World. Pasteur generously gave all he suew to the world, reserved nothing, not even his life, for he killed himself ; wopking to save others. - , Doughy. Some men are satisfied to work for glory, but when the baker does g labor stunt hé wants bhis dough.— Chicago News. i ;

NEW MANAGER OF BOSTON NATIONALS

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¢N ; 2 BAU?D Al 3 P - : . : . OTES_ N i ”‘ | ; r Karper won seven games ont of ten far 8t Pasyl before be joined the Bos o Americans L Kriseger of Columbns 18 the leading Hitter in the mssoclation, . “The leading pitcheér in the American sseocintlon s Cheney of Indianapolis with 18 games won and seven lost, The Ohleage Cubs have landed Fitehior Cale of the Bay Cily team of he South Michigsn league, Cimeinnall lunds a first sacker, Yinmmy Davie of Utiea belng traded 10 the Reds for Picher Shanley and G CRER Cunseration Piteher Grover Laudermilk s to be farmed out by the Cardingis for an Piteher Gilligan of the Vancouver teat: In the Northwestern league, has been gold to the 81 Louls team in the American league. The tirlce wag §31.0o -He will report to 8t Louls next B RO ' R 1 Hedpes, president of the 8t lL.oouls American lvague basehall club his purchased from Shreveport, la, club of the Texas league the releases of Whaley, first baseman, and Relger, a 4 pitcher They will report for aw fumn try-outs : i Sehron PBocler g left-handed piteh er, who was hrought to Cleveland on trinl from the Shreveport, la . team of the Texas league three weeks ago, has heen relegsed to the Toledo cliub of the American association Cleveland failed to exercise its option on the player Cleyeland Americans. bave pur chased Piteher Mitehell who clalms a strikeout record in the minor leagues with 720 victims Pitchers Winchell and Abelsg and Infielder Stark also have boen secured. / - Pescher of the Reds has a big lead en his rivals for baserupning honors in the National league. The Red leg leads with 286 stolen bags. Wagner, 27: Murray, 26; Bates 25; and Burch, 24, come next. i Larry Dorle, who couldh't hit the side of a house earlier in the year, is coming to the front fast, and is now clouting 283. He picked up 17 points in-one week, - > #Tad” Jones has broken his rule to play no more baseball, and in this hreak his friends see some truth in the statement that a representative of the Giants visited his home some time ago and secured his consent to play. ‘President Broberg, owner of the Cedar Rapids franchise in the Three Eves league, has offered the franchise to Danville at the end of the present gseason. and the deal may go through if the league directors approve. Cedar Rapids will not reach the 30,000 attendance mark required to retain membership. President Dovey of Boston denies the report that Pitcher Sam Leever is to be secured from Pittsburg and made manager in place of Harry Smith. -

“The secret of successful pitching” savs George Wiltse, “is to make 'em hit the bad ones.” As Wiltse has been very successful for some years he Lught to know.

"“pitcher Harry Howell of the Browns doesn’t expect to do much pitching this season, but expects his arm to be all right next season with a long rest. He will put in the winter in the woods.

Announcement has been made by the St. Louis National league club of the purchase of the following players: Pitcher Mever, Columbus American association team; Infielder Bell, Springfield, MHI.; Infielder Bercher, Greenfield, Mass.; Pitcher Johnson, Galveston, Tax.; Infielder McGinley, Alliance, O. :

SCRAPPY HIGHLANDER IS A REAL CHRISTIAN NOW "Kid” Elberfeld, Famous Shortstop, Says It Does Not Pay. to Quarrel with Judge of Play. : . Norman Elberfeld, the "Tabasco Kid,'. slides into the plate and is called out on a 8 mighty close decision And the decision robs the New York Highlanders. of a vl tory The 'Ta hasen Kid' arises, brushes the dust from his trousers and walks to the bench—silent and smiling Can you conceive such a situation? But its true The umpires have removed the fapes of "Kid” Elberfeld. He s tame. 2 &L\é& : o7* @;, O ey D Uity &2 o i =« NT fo Lt {_:3 t':’"u" oC . "’~ ) m A %\ ‘( \“‘% . . N - : A B e “Kid" Elberfeld. Never a word escapes his lips. The umps can do anything they wizh without profest . ; For the" Kid's" New Yoars vow was, “I'll never again quarrel with an umpire.” . And he has kept his Yow, This serappy Httle fellow is still full of fire, and vim, and energy. and pep per. He's plaving the game of his Hfe. But it’s on the fleld. He has no more duel of words with the umpires And the result? He's in the game. The umps made a Christian of the “Tabasco Kid.” “It doesn’'t pay to quarrel with them,” sald the shortstop of the Highlanders, who had come to be known as one of the greéatest umpire baiters in the business. “Once they get after you they keep it up. - They nag and harass you. They give you the worst of every close decision. And if you kick xery strenuously they report to headquarters and you're set down for ;a period. Never again for me! In the future they can do all they want and I'll keep silent” . Elberfeld to-day is one of the mysteries of baseball. Last year he was a manager. This year he is a short. stop without a title. And yet he is playing as well as he ever did in his life. And that means a long time, for the “Kid" is 33 vears of age and is playing his seventeenth in baseball

The New York club at present has more pitchers under its wing than any other major league club—Manning, Warhop, Dovle, Quinn, Wilson, Brockett, Lake, Hughes, Orth, Chesbro and Frill. The Highlanders are also c¢arrying five outfielders, five infielders and two catchers, the come bined salary list being close to $65,000. Manager Fred Lake of Boston has an offer from Havana to bring a team to Cuba for the month of November with all expenses guaranteed and $1.400 cash to be divided among the men. . -

'**'*'],;m, Marriaye Vow e MafriaJc VOW ""‘Mxrmiis AND MA"{’C IMAKERS = = BY VIRGINIA VAN DE WATER.

- The matchmaker rushes In where BREeis foar i tread And yet sbe b oa fool And her lot i el an saay ofic. Ste is suspected by the world wiss, teloraied by the yousg snd unin fisted, sud (requentiy asbiced of Beresdf Bl e exists and contioues to make mstches 0000 1n one of the Gypsy Brentasßooks, Aear 1o the childish heart of & qustterfentury agone, the amall boy saye that God soade matrhes. but that “He used the burniog hrimstone from the bad place to put on the tipn” later & selikpows suthir makos heor hero e remsark: “Matches oy be wmde 0 heaven but they somelimes sorve to light the fireq of ~well-ihe other Flace, very e®ectualiy * The fact that the two charpcters mentioned refeered ta different Kinds of matehes dovs got Alter the fruth that may be drawn from both remarks Thie truth is spplicable to the mwatck with which we Bave to do more than to the iﬁm Hitle wood and brimstone article It bs not diieult o Gnderstand why tie devousd mether altempts o have & band 1n the setiling of her dnugh ter g marciage. o takes it Tor grauted that she will marry -giost womien do—-and po woman knows troe bagpincss until she s a beloved and loving wife and a jovful mother Is it sirange. then, that the elderly woman in whose power the happiness or an happiness of ker ehild cannot alwars redt lomgs to .play destiny for her darling anid establish her {n life an she thinks will be most conducive to her fature welfare® To this snd she wants Ber girls to marry a gentieman, and ~heve the is the rock ypon shich many a mother and child spilt—a man with enough monsy to support his family in comfort. =~ o . Love must be the Keynote of a hap Py marriage. but the keynote alone does pot make a “grand, sweet song” - This is not pessimistm; it is truth . The mother knows it is truth, and frowns upon ponniless John's sult, ‘knowing that it he is accepted the pretty Cplrlish hands must wash Alshes porhaps make fires AL Lokt there must bathe turping snd twist ing of ways and weans, the counting of every five-cent ear fare, the making over of last year's dresses, the Iytng awake far into the night wondering bow the fortheoning bills of doctor and nurse are to be paid. - - ~ We may, therefore, pardon the mother who tries to rmake a good

MARITAL WOES OF RICH BY GERTRUDE ATHERTON.

I am pot prepared to say, as an! unqualified assertion, that thers m?: more marftal infelichty among the rtch% thati in other classes of society, But thore are many reasons which ngml go towsrd bearing out the clalm. = For one thing, prople who are very Pich are often prominent socially. When. guch couples fall ot the newspapers, cager for gossip and knowing the intorest the world at large takes in the wealthy, stir up the dissension, i - Farcthiost, however, smong the rea sons for especial matrimmonial sohay piness among the rich (f such unhap piness really exists to a greater deEtve than awong the poori la the “mnarriage of conveplenee Among peapie composing the wealthy set in our large cities marriages are oftener matters of policy and desirability than: the mere oOteome of mutual affection. There is, in many cases of this sort, no real love from the very oulset Women marry men of great wealth and soctal position because thelr fam. flies are awbitions. e It is but natural under such circumstapces that more or less jar and lack of congeniality should easue. Noth ing but an unusual degree of tact can ayvert such friction. - - Such people are, after all, but by man, and a 4 woman, who I 8 forced by her family’'s ambition to marry a man for whom she has no natural inciination or affection, is not unlikely later to meot a man with whom she falls seriously in love. This 1s a condition which might perhaps have been wholly avoided bad she been born in a less exalted financial sphere and allowed to choose a husband for ber self. Family fortunes are thus main. tained or raised. sometimes at a cost far greater than mere money involves 1 have an oldfashioned belief that & husband and wife should be real helpmicets; that a husband's busipess cares and perplexities should be understood and shared by his wife; that his business losses should be her losses and his triumphs ber triumphs. Often among the rich this is not the case. The wife, brought up to wealth and luxury, cares not in what way the riches that surround her are gained. F :

Still with Us. - Mrs. Stubbs (reminiscently)—Ab, ior the good nld days, John! Mr. Stubbs—What old days, Maria? Mrs. Stubb—Why, the days of our grandparents, when there were 8o many brass knockers. Mr. Stubbs—H'm! Maria, there are plenty of knockers around now and all of them seem to have an abundance of brass. ; Future Invitations. Cogger—Howdy. old man? When you are down my way in your auto mobile drop in some time. , Hardwood—Oh, 1 travel in an aero plune these days. ' Cogger—That so? Well, drop out sometime. As She Interpreted It. The young woman was entertaining a gentleman caller in the parlor. Hér little brother was also present. ~*Bis,” he queried, looking up from his book, “what is the ‘rule of three? .~ “Three is a crowd, dear,” replied his sister. “Now run along and play.”

AR for her ohil. U she wome Mmes sets aside the ooy wiihos in cites ber to a oold. practical comaid aration of parriage (hal Bob de Phaed, we must remenier At ber Oret geal b slue tooa grest jove and sandone The erior for the metise that Metuaies 1t A . W cannot sy sy much of the mar Tied wossan whe seos X possible en Eagetent and martiage in evedy opuple that she. or chatee, has ihewn together . One ix sloiost teaipted to Wonder {f thors s a matchmaking mderebs thal afiacks such malrons - Blnce, a 5 bas becn said above, the perfeciion ol biles I 8 16 be found in & Nagpy union e converse 8 also dree. No grester milsery I 8 Rnown than that brought aleast by sn an Bappy marrisge To be tied G life tonless sme rosher Wik 88 eagerness Worthy of & bettor cause inte the 4 WOree courts o wn Gseonkesial mate, 1o Hive oider the snmw roof, th et &t ke mame talie, to share the same in et 1o consider the tastes snd dix ABBten, 1o receive the teproßchae to W;{‘ the bohest of such an one, o Bumar bis or her whinis-ls & fore taate of that locality fevan whieh Ihe Al dey declared the tips of match ~ Ksowing all this our malehmaker phptingés upon her wax, plaving prov. denee or fate Lo many & young rouple Wha wore hotter boft apart Or, I not better apart, they will seldom appre tlate the fact that they wore Brough! together by 8 Wellmeanisg friend. and i she calls thelr sttention to her eflorts n thelr behnlf they will resent *ﬁﬁ%’*ﬁﬂ}{lﬁitﬁ The Wea” ‘Wﬁg@kihmy z;mmfvw,z froie w eLernity for each other? Coilld she. or any ooe oise, be fustramental {n bringing together two persdns whose afinity was a foregone conclusion® Verlly, she has her re . All these things being true. ft s §mamg§ that the malchmaker esiats It 8 o some of s incomprebensible I wbe im bappy berself et her thank ;t}wﬁ@ntré take couorape to. live out Emmn Happy e letting ibﬁ;ﬁmw«r Ahat shaped bor desling shape othars éﬁﬁw s weetched, lot Ber hesliate a dobg time before pointing out to oth ers & pathway in which many fall, _some stumble and few ron, Eﬁh« WY receive 'Q‘w approciation and thanks she secka in a better world Eﬂam this; she seldom receives them Bepe. ‘ e L Hepyripht B Josenh B O fowles s

She knows little and cares loss about her hushand's business affairs Bhe has no real svmpathy with him ,“i’ﬂ_ bis hardships and !:*':z‘:n‘s,.. B in ronsequeénce he s sometines apt to &0 elsvwhere for apprecintion and ad: ¥ice. Should his fortunse be gwaept away hiz wile, who knows nothipg of Bis framiic vforts to keep that fortune together for her sake, blames bim for pareless mavagement. I her own woney ix also juvolved in ?TL;;v;* crash she Bas still less symopathy for the man !n ﬁx"!;:é&:i‘a whe attribules the misfor tune. All she realizes {5 that the one atiracton whichk made him ',zxsam;e Hag been removed Apd ghe. ooks elgewliore for the Banpinvss ghe has lost. : : . There are, of course, countless ox. ceptions to thia rule . There are many. bappy marriages among the rich, marty luxurious bomes Where a 8 true afection relgns as I 8 less splendid dwellings : Bl ancther cause of uncotgenialiy among the rich is the abseéfce of family Hfe In crdibary homes ihe ‘hushand, wife and ehildren meet daily at table and eisewhere aud the ssovt old fashioned Lowe relations fmalntain. . o ‘ _ In many rich familles, however the ehildren are put out of sighl in a pursery with & governess Of ’E Bome fashionable boarding. school, and are thus deprived of any knowledge of what home life in its Yruest sense really is. A multitude of soelal engageménts, 00, rob the bushand and wife of much of cach other's soclety. flow can home exist in such circum. stances? The wife is absorbed in the duties that throng the path of a woman of fashion. The husband’s time ‘and thought are takedn up by his business or his club. Absorbed in dia‘metrically different interests, they ‘paturally drift apart. - 1 think there will o time be a re‘action from this sort of empty, idle, vain existence. People will tire of i, will see how little it .amounts to, and ‘will return to the home idea. . (Copyright, by Joseph B. Bowles)

3¢ Suspected a Rival. “And vou broke your engagement with the learned Dosion man?’ inter rogated the pretty girt “Yes, indeed,” responded her chum. with a pout, “he bas too much brass about him for me.” . : “Brass?" “I should say so. Why, do you know, we had not been engaged two weeks before he came around with a vol ume of poetry under his arm and said: ‘I love Virgil' I'H just bet he had some other girl named Virgil giving him books of poetry when I'm not around,” ; A Conservative Reply. Cholly—ls there any law against my standing here, officer? Guardian of the Peace—Sure, there may be and there may be not. They're afther addin’ new laws to the statoot books all the time —Puck. = " Did She Get a Spanking? “How gracious your mother is to you, little girl” Lo “That's . becauss vyoure here ‘ mam.” . D S o

OPENING OF CHEYENNE RIVER INGIAN RESERVATION., The Genersl Lazd Ofce a 2 Wash - metan E}Ei ﬁm&ﬁ#ik‘ﬁ e E%g«»,s;a;',f 3% 't Abwrdedn, Bo Dak. on ihe Minneazo ' s & St Louls R Roas fegieiration | There will Do about 7600 quarter seo tons allotted to wiliers. } Who May Secure & Momestead. | Under the Bomeaioad laes of the United States gny perann, male of o mace, who s pot Ihe cwnher 4 “ tnira : thas 100 wcres of land io say #lita g “?f}‘ 1’&?;«{2‘? o 8 rative borg vitiges of the Leited Stwies or has teen patsralloed by deciars & RIS bne tention 15 besdme x Satarabined oiligey ¢ af the United States i 1 ¢, cie who - heg taxkes oul bis Bt papers of elth genship: who fs oser i ape ol 2} vears of the Bead of & -{aoilr mar make n bomedlend osloy of noteroceds | ing 156 seres of Any of e vnocows pied public lamds ol e Laited Bintes. ] Cy E - ‘ Encugh Tl Ererrity. o The Megist tearhie guarey in-opefs-o e the werld Dea almonl witkig § etone’s thraw of the baoadt 27 Wst Bostaed Vi &"‘:‘w s * is i plewck of 100880 mievvn g :"":*‘,a;’fw’; Al Sir. There Is & great gap o ‘he BHL 0 gidde. - THe msrble crips cul &8 Hare ! oL goll oy v'xz‘ff.%ﬁ%aiélvg ew x hiltard hall | You van walk bver thal if'_* and paver . #lop on REYINiRE Dot smartie sned afl. er Two scote weais of Visating abd driiithg they @t kinw bow desp the depoeit Dok M areine tbhore v rnoiugh 7 rmarbie o thal sae Bl foras »leraity FREE LANDS IN WYOMING. g Chicago & North, Western "Raiiway. Rend for bookler teiling bow 1o me | cure 320 asrem of U 8 Governmient | iands in ’sfk‘é‘:m‘zi:i_x frow "ol vt ;m}i describing varinms irvigation profbels and the mot approved methods of M%eé entific dry farmibg Homoreskors | rates. liireel traim sorvics from Chld eage V. ¥ Kabskern I T M .i‘hicago ] eSeP - - ; : Adjustable. o Aund Anme, 6n o old family darky was @tiing wilh i“'_rgmj'g orteset in’ zim‘? Kitchen, whes the youtg dadghles fss’ff the House enbered] and, Gipressed with | the hogx ’,rmvuf flie L;‘i %ﬂ,’«"}}:fiﬁ & f""&’g,{ gsked whal sige ghie s T > § LT if;;w"n;;,a;‘y:'f pipdieal '\",': 15121?%%".?» " kin wear eighis] | piseraily 'ﬁw;;:' nines . Lul Geme ver lse gol op aig) tweives, a 0 dn gud Lawg }:zt"r@s dey . Bgts e ediveryiidey'as Magasina® Cures Human Skin Trouties and 1o . Egually Geed for Qur Pets and i Domestic Asimals. = Reginel Salve siy ideal and fa voreid remedy wEorever a 4 ealve is meoded. It is &% good for horses, dogs, e, as for mankind, Truly oa- usk versal healing Ointment’ A W. P. Schumiitz, Vet , Hinsdale; Mass. : Sige Advice for Musbards. = * Rev. Father Berfard Vaughan 8.7, tnus “advises husbands aboul thelr wives. “Never attempt 10 check the flowing tde of her talk Lot her talk i ahile o you ;msssé-i;é,ﬁ your enul imo peace. Hemomber thatl a wouan needs ;n;%x:f: more salety yaives and cutlels tar ber temperamenf e pallent wigh her™: S e i e A B AR A - _tdaho Irrigated Land Cpening. - A rite wt anee o HoO L Hollister, 208 L.a Salle 81 €hieago, lor free booklet wnd map with atnouncenent ol the Cppening, Sept 20 of D 0 avres of rrigated Government land under the Carey At in the Twin Falls country, Sogthern Kaks Here is 5 chance to get on easy terms 4 profitable farm butine, whete orops never fath - - ' " Naturally, : ’ Magistente {to wiipessl i under stund thal you overhéand the giarrel becween the defendant and his wife? T Witness~—~Yes, sir. S . Magisteate-Tell the court it you can. what be peemad .!;.ZD' Tass sfu’i!!i{_ o © Wihiness-He seemed to-he duin’ the listenin ~Pearson's Weekly, - o tmportant to Mothera. Examine carcfully -every bottle of T MASTOHIA @ safe and sureremedy for mfants and childreng and see that 1t . Pears the L T—— - Bigwature of L 7M - Io Use For Over 30 Years., © The Kind You Have Always Bought The Reason Why. o © . ¢l wonder why men don't take more interest in the primary®” |5 -7 ~Passibly, because it 1s a secondary - considerstion” © G- T . There's a rich, “matisiving quality im Lew:is' Single Binder that s found m no other Sc cigar. Tl g o e e o Her string is soon worn out if a girl bas too many beaux. . . -

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