Ligonier Banner., Volume 44, Number 23, Ligonier, Noble County, 26 August 1909 — Page 7

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Polteerman Harpay Fl¥nn felt that the thme had corme lor Bl Lo asser) hitiael? ile had told the nian o wve o and the man hed retoried ! mipßingk various sarcastlc and ofh o 1 yo o Biggth .f;;“.f}ét : Fen Kn The COTIPRTALIVETY new AR o the Tores ts aleinve the ape who prices b dignd ty véry highly snd Policenins Flyan Yesoniegd ) insinuations tha! the that the man mate el @ iive Gn ¥e, BOW. Gr 11 run SOl o i i retarted the ey “Prni stand Here [ARIDE abuat b ," $ : : o = ] I Polleeman Fivan, vil: why ‘doil you? demianded t) ¥ ¢ : 3 {oowitl w4O Palteoman ¥ i f id he ek the apan by O ) o 4 | Hores ;;(» man o iic it o pive e any back lalk Wil i et ke, or will | ke the Oh U go wione il right an swered the mian o O was thinking of droppinge in on the sergeint any sy $ wee [} Jusl g 0 together f havent we ey B 0 Mn Rt 8 vody < Pollcemnan. Fivnn . hesitated Men w it Q:.m' (O BEI THE KETRvRDL Kre 4 ity and thopd 08 BIRRES R CHn thal they huve ' leflaatice” sco%ae ‘.\‘. I’l“ Av. yell g wan rboat yer Lusinwes now Pl Pave ye gog sugpastied the of ffoor of the N . it '; Wit watd Thn man Y under arrest and B golng o the : e it | - ~ Ly e =T { i P ,-. - X ?‘ 3oy =~ ¢ TN RVDAL ¥ ;/ i X L ﬁ},.“'k i “:-—_\2// ) tI o . e - ] \ ',/ ! N A [, i #7 5 &1 /i Al 4 " 3 [/! . i : ¥ J N\ - a ~~\\ § \\ .- NoAE ~ U ) <~ Ny x : . A\ 7, . ‘\ \ - :ﬂ/ . y/, #X L 2 7’ 7 ,-’."4 il ‘}‘;’. B “L'ave Me Loose!"” Exclaimed Police man Flynn, : statiop. if Pve violated the law. vou have no right to compramise the mat ter with me. It's your duty to lock me up” : s “Comeshlong with ve, then!" ex claimed ‘E_'.ftinm‘m:ln Flyann., “I'H lock ya up fagt enough, an av' ve don't come witling I'll call the wagon.” Nevertheless, he wasn't exactly satfsfled. The prisoner was too willing, and it isé’j«-xlrvmely disconcerting to have chafge of a man who wants to be Arrestéd, Still, Policeman Flynn made a great show of representing the majesty of the law while they trav ersed a block. Then he stopped. “G'wan, now,” he said. “I'll not be bothered “with. ye any more. G'wan hame ™ ' U 1 won’t,” said the man. “I'm your prisoner, ‘and if you connive at the escape of a man you've placed under arrest, I'll prefer charges against you. I'm going with you." :

Bestowed Kiss of Homage

There is no other living doctor who has had s 0 many honors showered upon him as has Lord Lister, the discoverer of antiseptic surgery, who celebrated his SB2nd birthday the other day. Of all the tributes to his genius, however, probably the most touching was that paid to him by Pasteur, the famous French scientist. At a meeting of savants in. Paris many years ago, Lord Lister was present, and his brilliant achievements were explained to the audience by Pasteur. As he progressed in his speech, he became more and more emotional, and at last he was so carried away by his own eloquence that the tears stpod in his eyes. Finally, he stepped down from the platform, took Lord Lister, who was in the front row of the audience, by both hands, led him back on to the platform, and kissed him on both cheeks—after the manner of the French~in full view of the assembly. Few could have looked on unmoved at

“Ye'll be sorry for 7 sagpgested Policarian Flynn “¥el find ni fentherbeds al the stalion a 8 thercs rils in the celis ™ ‘ , : “Tm taking my chances, answuind {he man ‘Cotme on” ‘ AL wan U mald i‘tkffi"hm&h in hia purn, fur 11 wis begiusing w 0 dawn upon Bl that be might Bve some o 7 feully o making & case againsg Lis priscter His threal o arrest had beon oniy 2 bluf anyway, snd the “hia bad Been ealiml, MO wene O urped !&r- thnn e oon 16 the statinn WhHit & th ves of standing here in Ike diroet™ SON. g wan sbhout ror buslhess' ex cisimed Policeman Fives et ol P beat an don’l hodhier we 80-omore : P dleed” S : Thie prisoner veught the sollcenan Liy the arioand pulied ﬁ?‘;;‘; Riveyg . “HMeng 1t &11!” he i‘[i’i}i‘}, ."I'h)‘.:._i‘l-:,ezf{: o o vour duty ¥ o : 3"{ o flave e logss! ssslimed Po Heemrdn Flynn | " Drye think yer the whals pative Joorde? Tl gel arrest ARDY man on compocision © THRat yeuve air‘vad}‘ :irfvs;!nd. e Greed the man Then et s gn ' e 1 relise o be Lbwrated Come Bl ARt voalt And he slmust dx‘:\g;':;d the reluctant officer alobg the street i ; = "liave go wy armic cried Police nutn Flynn, “or i bat Y 8 over the head. 1H not bave apay mian makin e ek Lim ap ag'in me will lLiave gO, 1 el ove : - . o . “Then vomse along praceably” said ‘the map. "Youve no Fight to jet we go, and ! wonu't go ‘A police magis trate is theonly man who eas free e, and you're Urying to usurp his func- - Yone " e "Bl net take ye ' inaisted Police uian Plynn, - “Jest gwdy from me; thate sl > . - U won't do 30T kald the man. Tl you dont take e o the m’mh:m new “FIl stk by you untll you are re Heved and have o go in to report. | - don’t want any lmbation arrest i want the real thing, and iR only fair to me that | should Have 1t The way youre acting makes me fiel mighty small aud of no acceunt. Ain't 1 Iwnr!h arrestinpg ™ - “AY .*‘_'U‘!'L’B:*r Yo fiL"' » . "Then ran me 0" ~ “Hut 1 don't want to I've troubles enough now o . “But you must: ] nsist” ! . Policeman Flyun d tow a long hreath “Re a good tvih now,” he sald, “an’ | g'wan about yeMbusiness” ‘ "My 'h;zﬁnu}.ss stogo o the station gwith You ' 7 L [ "What for dye wapt to be con trary T - persisted Policeman Flyno. “Can't ye do s good turn for & man®” i "Do you ask it ax a faver?” i Ido that same. | msk ¥e to plaze i gwan home ap' dont bother me I(“’nuld | spake fairer than that?”’ v i, YOh, well, a 8 & faver 1o you," re § turned the man, “possibly T might con Fsent not to be arrested on this occa felon > = S ' I “"Twould he a great favor. I don't !\\_‘aut' ye. I've no use for ve at all ; G'\\jﬁ.}’ from me, won't ye? : i "Sure,” sald the man. "As a mat | ter of personal accommodation to you I I will feave you.". - . Five minutes later Policeman Flynn Iwas leaning against a lamppost fan . ning himsell with his helmet and | solemniy shaking his bead. = | “Bad luck to me!” he muttered. “When 1 went on the foorce I thought I might have trouble kapin' a prisaner, but I never knew ‘twould be so Mard to lose one” - - A Practical Inventor. . “So your boy Josh is an inventor?” sald Mr. Green, one morning, accord ing to a writer in the Washington Star. Farmer Corntossel paused a moment before answering. “Yes,” he said, at last, “he has in~vented a lot o' laborsaving devices.” '~ “What are they? =~ = - . “Excuses for not working,” replied Farmer Corntossel. = =

the great Frenchman's act of homage to the distinguished English surgeon. The Perfect Waman. A prize offered by the Gentlewoman (London) for the best definition of a lady was won by the following effort: “To be a lady means, rightly, to be a gentlewoman who shows by her every word. and action a sweet and gentle dignity, with a gracious charm of manner. A woman whose heart is pure and true, who is tender toward all suffering. who sympathizes with those in trouble, and is ever ready to give that which costs her some effort and self-denial. A lady thinks no work derogatory, and no one is deemed too low to receive courtesy and kindness. She is pure and good in every detail of life, a true friend and a ‘ministering angel’ in sorrow and in sickness.” Preach to Many Peoples. The Salvation Army preaches the gospel in 31 different languages.

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It {s known through all pafts of the world thsr the sl of the PHUBIDPIDER % yery rieh snd fertile Yef unmess ired lands are {ving idle 18 fhe oon ftant Lrighe winkhine nid never Ilod apd only shenhd sad useloss grasses Erow on e ) ik is fr bo prany rvaisons oane of which 15 the lack of govid reialdn. When there are mieel soads thrph sl phris al o « tha luriied will he very plag ts hepin i sake e hig slecping ignd hel s in ‘”;'P frat pluce, fie ean transport i producis to the marke! castiy, writes 8 Fillpiho student i Farn Steck suda Home From this fact he can obialn always waeh profit S hen Ihe vosds are bad the farmor and the animal can hardly ERrEY.instraotle to wotk with and thes get’ fired caniiv, bal whiere goonl ronds are hulit IhiE s B 1 i!'x..w,'fnir then he and by Deast chn work very fant i { Druring the rainy sppach tha pigs on the farms should not be permitied ta g the roads in arder o get food, for this cwuses destraction AF W airendy Kknow, when the road from the farm 1o the town 1z good (he farmier esn baol hik prodicts to the markst easily -in the rainy season an well an it the dry season : Merchmaits are also very dilligent to go ta his farm 1o huyry his vegetables Thiw he can obtain always much gain. When the good roads have conxed tha fartmer to prisiuge more than he did previousiy, then thers will eertalniy he many mefchants to carry on coth mierce, and sleamers to earry sald pradiiets Lo every part of the globe and thersfore the eoifitey o which these farmers belong will be in pros porily and progress 1t is (ke usual talk of the common farmer that one reason why he does not lke 1o ratee many yegetablos iw thut other people steal them at nlght and this makes him lazy 0 work Sometites they steal also his instru ments and his animals, but il there are- pood roads, those who kf‘f"p arder can travel {ast to stop fight to cateh bandits and 1o do awsy with all kinds of publie. asnoyances. and the rob bers are afraid to steal any more fest they are scen and caplured , In gineral the (Fpical jand in the Philippines that: s already under culthvation is a% well developed ax & cultivated nnd cught to e, We mayv say thut it is yel in the beginning of real cultivation. It is the usual prac e e e e s S e PLENTY OF PAPER MATERIALS Abundant for That Industry in the Philippires, But Not Utilized at the Present Time. “Manila paper” I 8 a phrase with which we have always been familiar, yet there {8 no paper made in Mantia or anywhere else in the Philippines The so-called manila paper has lonz been madeé from worn-out ropes of s ntla hemp, but the paper mills that turped out the product were in Eun rope or America. “Cogon grass, hemp, bamboo, banana and many palm trees have been used to make papeor. Good newspaper and book material can be. made from the cogon grass, which grows wild in marketable quan tities, in many parts of Luzon. Phil ippine bamboos make strong - paper that bleaches well, the fibers of that plant being long and thick. The waste fromn hemp strippings makes a paper fine for insulating purposes. Hemp waste commands a high price in the United States. According to the last census approximately 100,000 tons of it, including waste thread, twine, rope, et¢., was purchased by American manufactures st $25 a ton. o

AN UNOFFICIAL VI%‘IT. | One should always distinguish bei tween the private and the official | capacity of a person. The way of the i policeman may thus be made hard be- | cause he is forced to arrest his ! friends, sometimes his former com- ' rades. Nevertheless, stern necessity ! demands that the distinction should ! be kept. A writer in the New York | Times tells how the Russian novelist, . Tolstoi, is wont to ‘act when occasion | demands. | Tolstoi abominates sneaks and spies ‘of all kinds. Melikoff, a sneak and a | spy, he especially abominates. | One day Melikoff, suspecting that a ' good deal of revolutionary work was | going on at Tolstoi's estate, dropped | in unexpectedly. _ | “Do you come,” said Tolstoi to him, | “officially, or as a private person? If | you come officially, here are my keys. | Search. Examine evervthing. You § are quite free to do so.” : I “But, count,” said Melikoff, “believe | me, 1 come to you as a privaté per- | son.” . | Tolstoi looked at him in silence.

tier (hrough ail parte of thiy countey tn follow the socallnd onecrop srs temy of farming When rice is thve principal product. other crobs are ot fateed . when hemp. piher crops are meghected This te & very miserable melhod of farming hoecause when rice o hemp fadl to ogrow 16 peenle aut fer very wuch from bunger, directly ar indirectly : o - IMversifiend Inrming” Is Jumt the methaod that the Flllpine must put at fnew dnto nepeltes | On arconnt 6Ff Dy fart e deteermines to rales iare £rope than be has (.\f-,’..r‘.;uiiﬂﬁ belore, B arder te get more prafit Wity s wains Lo ean buy betler Sostrg Wenty and arabeon for Wie farim Now Lb van raiec ws many cfops an he de ¥ires : ; ‘ . Fizat of al! A?;-'-';:I:xuf.n rice. siter rice % harvested e can plant ane Katl bis Isnd with mangrex and the other hal WHh curk CAkiter that e vzmb raise Many Kinds &f vogelables and &0 on,— Reepiog on planting and plantiog This process of diversified Terming is sty advantagecus to the farmer as el ax 1o the dand itsell To the tarmer, e can pet always much profit hie chiel atm. To the land, Ha sl ,t;u,\rmu.;m better and richer, mnm:wvm: i more prodactive. For this reasca the f(armer is now very dilgent to FRINe ANy crops - . No person can obtain much wealth trom bis land Gnjess he guards it, and takes care of his crops Therefars the farmer wants to live permagently. on Lis farm ; Practice declares that the success of the plants o grow, depands wain Iy on water Bo irrigation ig needed alwayvs in every time Irrigation ia needod to soften the land. The farmer has often a heavy thought how he can bring water from the river to his crops, j ' © Many young men now are about to finish courses in agriculture These young men are the realization of the Filipinos' hopes. These are the farm ers of modern times. They will in ROt lany years more set the examples and others will follow, secing that the dmportance of the Phillipines and her rank auiohg the pations in the future depends upon the strength of the farmers arms Scientific methods of farming will be emploved A great rivalry will spring up among the lar mers. Thin little word ‘rivalry” will ‘e the wmeans to hustle the country onto the platform of success and pro clainy to the world that the Philin pines 18 worthy the patne—"Peart of the Orlent Very soon modern instroments will be in use by all then more land can be cultivated and- bigger and better eraps huarvested. Bilgger and betles crops mean bigrer and belter money, and so oy country will reach a highor stage of useloibess and happiness and contribute the greatest possible sery. jee 1o the worid o : e e . One scareely realizes (he many and yarious uses 1o which paper muy tw put until he has considered the in. gepuity of the people of Japan. The Japanese use paper for all kinds o! articles in domestic yse-— for rm(mug and for hovsebuilding. The Filipino eopld profit by the example of his in. dustrious and clever peighbor and would undoubtedly find paper the su. Lution of many of his ecconomic prob. tems, if he substituted that article for & mOTre €Xpensive necessity. Some o the unusual aud interesting uses for paver in Japan are us follows: Houses are made of paper. The frame i 3 of wood but the walls are paper, which iz 5o treated that ft. will keep out the wind. Paper walls maks It possible to dispense with glass for windows, as they let in plenty of lignt, resist the rain, and in a measure keep out the cold. Otled paper {5 made in Japan into umbrellas and wearing apparel, which are astonishingly cheap and durable. The jinrikisha men wear paper raincoats, which last a ‘year or more, with constant use. Ofled tisSue paper is tanned with the ferment. ed fuice of green persimmons. Tea sacks, strong and durable are made of this paper. Tobacco pouches and pipe cases are made from “leather paper,”

Then, calling two stalwart muzhiks, he said: = : “Here, pitch this man out of the house!"—Youth's Companton. ‘ Using a Vacant Lot The Second church of Springfield, 0., has a vacant lot in the central part of the city which it is reserving to build on a little later. But the trustees determined that it was not right to let the lot lie until it could be used for building, and so they provided that it should be fitted up as a playground for children of the neighborhood through the present summer, Flower beds were laid out and some lawn sown, but the most of the lot was given to swings, slides, and other suitable temptations to childish play. Moreover, observing that there was no public drinking place in the neighborhood, the trustees provided a coil of water pipe running th;ough A box to be filled with ice, and thus im. provised & public ice-water fountain, The public has shown great appreciation of both provisions on the part of the trustees. The example may cer tainly be commended to other church: es which are holding v’lcant propertys

MR MACWHIMPLETON EXPLAING : HiS THEORY, 4 Freedom from ANI Rule He Thinks . Protably ts the Resson it Gives ; Mim Plessure—Cut of the Routine. : { TNext o 8 wory pood band” sald - Mr MacWhimpieton, ] like best 8 S wery popr one. There i someibing Labout the music of & very poor band _that givays pleasex me greally i cSont suppose e the discord etactly, Lot vel the mere tomuil. | guess V'B P ihe general riotousnees of IL, s free L dom from all vule - P "That's 2, particnlarly. 1 paess, ite gehoval vinahoipatednens, s compiete, ecslatic, friusephant freedomy from cevery foria of restoaint Lifs commonly Is puch & constant uniform C#iruggie within bard set bousds that any sort of freedomm seeins deiightiul In thisx very matter of band masie, no%, you take the mustc of 3 good band How fong have iis members had o striaggie anyd work o produce muthc Hke that? Haw many weary hours of {x“\f”.h’v, tlowling Ihe sxme notes over and over asd over agwlin untit they have reached the desired periection of szeculion’ And we like ihat music? Why of course we do, we jove 14 1t s soothing and grate fal, suave and besutiiul, B de alto gether fovely. but it is music with EYNeE on it : Hut pow you take the musis of the sory bad brass hand How different! O sluvery for you there, but readom guite untrammeied ! the whote Lakd I,::;f of tune asd po I%y fpairnments in harmony. each plaver with bis eves Bl e hix own e and plaving o 3 he will intent only on bis own per formanoe. the bass horn man blowing ot thunder in masshe it somewhal inreguiar choanks the B fat cornel fairly lacerating the atmogplere with desgitory sectims of respaant barbed wire, the harlione finding bis horn pliageed now apd then, but blowiag the note pluge out Gnally in s buanch o LBl may nol match up very well nuh» the rest of the pluvers, but that shows hi's gol the horn clear answay “Hear now the carioos conyoiutions of uurelated sound produced by the Strombone tpan and Hstea, wiil you Haten 10 the plecolo! And s -not this the star of all the pounders of the shevpakin, the deadls earnest man that beats the big bass drum? And where conld you find anciher such ag: gregation?’ Nowhere, probably which to some folks may be pleasing, but ROl 10 me 2 : “I love 1o hear ‘l}c*n.'; play. It acothes, refreshes and stimulates me {1 makes me take a jovous view . It iz some_thing out of the routine: & few mil nules, at least, of something totally absolutely different ; © UMine ix pot the hardest life in the world, and still §t 12, like most 'uu*n'.'z Hived, ore or less of a grind, and at times | long for freedom, and when thus 1 crave relief from care, from all the hard and steady grind of life with its setl and studled ways, why, then 1 find freedomn and foy unmeasared in musie unstudfed and unbridled " in the blessed uproar and chaos of a vary bad brass band’” . Accommodating the Germans. An American wax showing some artist friends from Munich the sights of New York As they stood in front of the Shakespeare statue i 35 Central T park, discussion arose whether tha figure Wik resting upon its right or its jaft: log ; 3 : £ "Er steht au! dem rechten bein” . “Nein,” retorted another; “er stabt -auf dem linken bein - VAt dem rechten” argued severad ©otauf dem Hoken,” retorted the oth er faction An Awerican gentleman, overhear ing the dispute, ciame over and polite Iy tipped his hat “Excuse me, geg tHemen,” he satd “"but ihis ian't Linp coln:’ this i Shakespoare " —Buc Cree imguzirm : ‘ i : A Going Concern. © o Why, the firms | represent ” sald the traveling salesmnun, “can sell you any. thing a. civilized man or WOMman can conceive 61, Theres no end to the huysiness branches in all parts of the world, and as for our central of Boe e : “You employ a lot of people, 1 supprose : - TKmployes! Why, at the firet of the year when we ook . a census of the 'ﬂnp%uyéa it was found that sight book: keepers and sixteen cashivrs were missing. and it was the first we knew about it" ; L i . Very Much Affected. ¢ Sprigg went 1o A noted physician to | ask advice as to hs health. In pompous tones he addreseed the doctor: ¢ "l ah—have come to—ah—ask you i ~—ah-~what—what is—ah—the doosid | mattaw u?t’h me—ah'"” : | “i find your heart is affected.” said : the physician, gravely. . | Ob—ah—anything else—ah?” ¢ “Yes; your lungs are affected. too.” ¢ “Anything—ah-—else—ah?’ I “Yesa; your manners are also af - fected —Tit-Bits. ' 5 5 T I : . Force of Association. o I “Why did the Jenkinses discharge the nurse they had? 1 understand she I was such a good one.” : { ' “So she was, but, you see, she was Ia snake charmer who was with a | stranded circus here.” : | “How did that affect her ability for { nursing?” T i - “She was a little absent-minded and when Mrs. Jenks told her to get sometiring to amuse the baby with she was going to give him a rattlesnake.” Wi e e S ————— Yy 3 ' . A Girl's Purse. i “Lost your purse, Clarice? And what did it contain?” o I~ “Some poetry and dress samples. The finder may keep the poetry if he i will only return the dress samples."— Washington Herald. ~ But Funeral Preferred. - The Golfer (to the clergyman he bas just beaten at golf)—Never mind, when you read my burial service, { The Clergyman—That will still be your hole, sir—The Sketch.

— T I ST Y \"a‘, :} -] e . o .o w Y 2 Orpl ivduckin o ON [REYOUNG] [UyBAND A M 5 By Oprr IrAn

EHd Lim Jucklip, the young tride roam,. the bride and Mres Jucklin ware galhered tagelber discussing connubial Miss from A modern and Ancient standpoint, respectively “The erperfwent of evefy weoddin 18 the busband -~ be remarked. looking AL ibs yousg wian. “No matier bow wise he mayr be how good & fudgs of & bhoss and ihe weatber, somcthin al tugether differost arikes o his jite when he takes unto Blmeel! & wife He thinks she is the simple ruls of three, but bafore jong he Sods owt that sbe ja all mathemntios wilh a side light that daszies but dunt ex plain astronomy ” Lo Mrx Jucklin spoke up “Limeel what are your trying to get at® Yo would have H appear that a soman is sunethin pot o be updersiond © UL no; sbe is perfectly plain sud #0 15 sunshine, but noboddy ean't pick B oup and examine it (o his own satis faction. VWomians all right. s the

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youtg husband thatl s getiin ate-if 1 cap Marrisge iz 5 thilie when a 8 mote gels into Lhe eye of all sxperience, Things are looked at through winks—Balf jight and Lall dark: makin' 3 sort of twilight for the soul; apd In ihé golden dusk everyihing looks differvnt from what it renlly ie. Marriage was mude 1o profect woman, and havin' been cut oul for ber like 8 garment, it fits her " : e = But dont BT A man, o 0 the bride timidly inguired. 4 "Yes, my dear, with & takin® in hers and a lettin’ out thers” the old mun repiied “The man s the one that has to be tamed. He has to be broks in and made bridiewise, Hke a colt. With him marriage = an end. with her a beginnin’. Do you follow me?™ Ko U'moafraid pot” sadd the bride 71 thought not. Hat what'do you think, Hilife?" Thiz was sddressed tno the bridegroont Ly i “Den't know exactly Al 1 kpow (s 1 love Sallie and witlh alwars love her” ind the pretiv eves of the bride with silent music sang out, “pow there e dont doubr that,” said the ald man “But the mwornin sun i 8 & shin i’ on you now and the noontioe of trial Basn't vome. But {t will come

gy N e laci | / ( v':/ £ v o b { % 778, P P -~ / : W X S R ) £¢LXo 3 \ ( 3 % \\{‘ \ E 4}“;‘ g ) ). e :_' ur ‘ S (4 \ ‘ ! s - y ,\.4" - r : I If' : \\ : 4 lY — /l‘a_,_, If 2 (T o b 4 - i I‘ v VA , I\ W / & Lx 7 | S B /L 7 . 7 | - & " 7 b / g ! : E) ’ \:\ \ 1..;,,.1’ ' ‘ .\ ; i : s Tong - _ § -~ Xy Y L 2 L,-q/) A [ ﬁ A= ! J = » . “Mary a Time I've Sat Up Waitin' for You,” Said Mrs. Jucklin,

éThlE'b"Z‘u,l.{f‘.l book You BOW DPOSSess | I 8 shown to you osly a page at.a tme IYC*?J' can't torn over the leaves and | Jook at the pictures of the future, The } plot must com» to you a line at a time { The fact {B, you've got to draw your | own pictures for the book. Some of Itbem will be painted and some made i with charcoal - : *] wish the wagon wouid come” spoke up the bridegroom, glancing through the window ¢ “Yes, we start out a waitin® for the wagon,” replied the old man. “And we end silently lyiog within fts gloomy precinets,” said the old minister; ; ~ “Gracious me!” exclaimed Mrs. Jueklin, “are they goin’ to preach a fuperal right here?” Old Limuael laughed. “I'm not. I'm just tryin’ to give Billie, there, a little bit of advice. And as ] was goin’ to remark, 1 don't know of anything that stands more in need of common sense than marriage—the young husband, 1 might say. He i 8 as raw as unginned cotton. He begins by yieldin' to every persuasion and after a while rebels against himself. - A woman never understands why she should surrender a territory that has graciotisly been presented to her. And the sweetest of all territories is the enjoyment of the spare time of her husband. She finds her' mellowest pleasure in his society, and can't very well understand why she doesn't supply his every want. He has told her time and again that she did. But there comes a time when he wants to stay out a night, to sniff the air of his former reckiess freedom. It's his nature. It was her pature as an obedient daughter to stay at home of nights. And when she finds that she hasn’t been strong enocugh to remodel his ‘mature she grieves in her soul. -

' “Masy a sight I've sst up wallls' for you ™ sald Mrs. Jeckiin SR “Yes but | came, gBdat 1 - o - © T¥eß” sbie admilled, “bul a 1 what Itxmn?“ S £ | 08, 1 didut Bave o Keep tracy aof the Ume Biut | want © say o (sle ihat stayin cet 8t pigkt ia one of I¥e i worst habita' 3 man can fall inte It i the dark side of married life Na matter bow truthfel & man may have égtmm oul, 1t makes blm mete of less & Har, Midnight and the il ain't twins, And a Ban laser e formed when be cussis bimiseil for bl & fool The wisest mas foels he is & fosl when §¢ #avs 00l oo late. Thers aig't no pepriach more Ivto b’ than {0 see the moss iagm awar in the hemvens “Of coufes. B win can't stay at bome all the thny The fast 3% 18 he Langed 1 know what he i Ao g T oot Blas shoul-the saing, bt the Besh asd Bload men You wayw tey all you please to make a brmn ol

st Bt the firel fNing. you KDoW A sig tube poPE BE R Rilbe - wheg you catoh yourself iaclined to whitile too many of the Pge slop ssd ask sourself if they pay §8 the long run 1 dot’t mean that you sbould beserious, Notkin' i gained ©by beln sclemn. Iravid & remembered a 8 weoll o 0 hav it dagerd before the ark as {or sorme af his paalms whersih he wanted the Pastd to wipe ot a whaele lot of fiBke Have all the fun yoo ean, byt recoliest It aint the healthiest fun if you bave 1 e about § e your wite The old tlea thal a man s excasable for Ivin 1o s wife ain't & good one. When yoir bave © Ued, and - ske - has caught you, | Al Bal a 7 all certsin that & generous acknowledgmest? will pay. And yet H you atick 1o it s Jong timme must pass before you can live it dewn A wWoREER menory is ke fhe sumo it rises fresh every moshin Sometimes & simple jbe s a 0 fingen board pointin’ toweid the courthouss whers they kesp divorers A wowman mesy adimnire & tian beoiuse hes i good dducsr, bul in ber- ‘?w*! Tshe o loved truth asd bopor ﬂfd b ona z_rz:zhmi" a% yom o can, ﬁﬁd“%é&eu Fory Bind that voit have eshavwied your siock lask ber to help you o replenish (4 Make

& distress of your scarcity of- truth and she will be pleased 1o nurse it It will do ber good. Marriage may start oul as a 4 pienie, you know, but & picnic has its cold victuals. To sum the whole thing up. do the best you ecan. Be patient. Remember that you are a - man and that the foot of a man. is ' nearly always on the verge of slippin’. {And when it has slipped put it back with as littie noise ag. possible. Tell (the truth just as often as you can, | and you will find it an investment ithat draws compound interest in | - gold.” e S : (Copyright, by Ople Read)) Skl | FORGETFULNESS. ' f%"nw good it seemed to me last night i To Ye in bed and hear 2 i { The raln drops patter on the roof, 5 I With none to interfere - | With me and say: “Get up and cloee i The windows right away;” : i { I simply went to sleep again—. ’ For she left yesterday. I was not roused from slumber sweet | Last night and teld to go- o To empty straight the ice box.pan i Ere it should overflow. = . . - ' But on my downy couch I stayed . e Contented with my lot, ; And woke this morn to find a flood— | The ice box I forgot. S I She's gone away, and no one now. | Reminds me what to do; : oo I've spoiled her parior curtains, and | A Tug as good as new. - i The kitchen floor must varnished be, 1 think I'll send a check, - | And have her hurry back again - Before the home's a wreck. : - Hint to the Optimist. & Sam Sunflower—Dese heah opti mists am always talking about a man ought to be up to hiz ears in bappi ness. i . ol Pete Persimmon—Huh! Der's only one way to be up to yo' ears in happl ness, en dat am to be up to yo' eahs i na watah melon, sah.

= A PROPOSAL L 3 % g S AT ‘?,'151 2 * \\f‘-‘a‘?\\‘(; =N . RS : : i,v'i ’i §*’ }\ f ' 2 . ’o} ‘l*{‘ ¥\/ ) . - i e £ S i N ¥Mr Tisrdop-Good morning, Mise Arg Dttt -—a g There & mune thivg 1 have been wishing 10 ask yoy for somé jime, bulegr~Abe fact is | Laven't bees able 1o screw up enough COUrase 100 —er—-tiape 10 he ot Miss Sughtimn— 3 projosal al last! My Harßupsould you, my dear Misy Augbtumb--could you lend e Bve dailars? o IN AGONY WITH ECZEMA., Whoie Body a Mass of Raw, Bleeding, o Terturing - Mumor — Hoped Death Would End Fearful Suffering. ’ In Despair; Cured by Cuticurae L " Words cannot deseribe the terridle eczema | suffered with It broke owut on ey Bead cand kept spreadicg until 1L covered Y wlcia 'stjr I WEE aiinosl Ael mass of sorvs from beag to food. e 1 bxked more jike 8 ". s of riw Yool IRan a hufman b inx. The paln and apany endured Bowmed Gire than Foould bear, Dicod and pus cored from the preat sote ob my s Lrem andor my fnger nalla and nearly all over gy I My Cars were 3o grusied xad swollen I waa alivald théy would i K off Every Bair in @y Eead (ol it 1 eoaid, for Bt dovwn, for ey clothes Wi | Klo the raw and hesling Eesh, making e ooy ot froin the pain. M farmily daxior did all Be coaldl, bt ] L a 5 W % My Conadl .o wan mwlfal |} P ot think 1 e, sod warsed death o cotee and ond my froßify s “ER “leoihiw ¢ BLon my bt 5-law edfen. 1 zatd Dwoiald, it bad no hape l..’t‘exx; oneed Rller appiving ‘ ("..3 4 i ¢ gk 3 . s aud Jiching fiesh and § Bt me the firsl real ven § had Ead in weeks It was as gra‘oful as oo to a hursing Lo ue I wogld ba'te with =AT water sud Culicara Boap, then apply the (antment frewly. | also ook Cutl cura Resaivent for the bt in & e 1 time e sores glops-d runsiag, the fleah began to heal sed I knew I Wwis to gt well agaig. Then the halr G iy hensd egas 1o grow, and In shorl time 1 wus edmplels cured, I wish | eould toll everyhody who has ecrrma 10 use Ogticurs Mrs Wi Hunt, 135 Themas BL, Newark, N. J, fept Iw, 1 %68 " Potter Direg & Chesn. Corp, Boie ITopa. Busten A Healist : - “! am A gresl believer o tealism™ Yelarked the oot O XesT we gueried wilh a rising In Bovtion, therelUy givipg him (he desired Ghening I somelithes carry @y ideas of e alisth to 8 ridicuious extyrviie ~ cop tinued the poet " Indepd’” we excisimed nanely, gome s hat impatient (o reach the point of Wis wit ?‘ . S Yo conligiued the poel ' the other day [ . wrote a sonnst & thie gas com pany &nd purposciy madse the wmeler Ct’;[!‘.{z\”' - © AU Whis point we fain.ed Look at the Names “In 4 A D Fearaidhach-Flo. fastiina wax-are jrizh King a wmost just and good prince,” who was slain Ly his successor, FiachadßFlon, ahe was freared 1o a simiiar fate by Finchadb}’ll;t«;!“;a??:, the prince wibh 'he white eows,” whoe died at the hands of " he» Irish glebelans of Connaught ™ Foch: airh Maoidmeodhain was one of the half dozen who died of natural causes, and Fiaithheartagh was one of the 190 10 resign lhe moparch s scepler for - Ihe wonk's cowl—New York Press. - ) Ang Ma Fainrted. - *Why did she -refuse you?" she ﬁhiﬁl"} her saofi, with Ene scorn “Weil” the boy replied hetween his sobs, Tahié objects 1o our family She says pa's a ioafer that you're foo fat and tha! everybody faughs at fravse Maymne because she s g fool and taiks about wuothing but the greatness of Her family.’ (Chauncey threw water in his mother's face, but at thres o'cleck this afterncon she was still in a swoon, with four dociors working on hér)—Atéhison (Kan.j Glove. - BAD DREAMS T Caused by Coffee. - “I have been a coffee drinker, more of jess, ever since’] can remember, up til a few months ago | became more end “more nervous and irritable, and finaily I could not sleep at night for I was horribly disturbed by dreams of all sorts and a species of distressing nightmare. : " “Finally, after hearing the experi ence of numbers of friends who hag quit coffee and were drinking Postum, and learning of the great benefits they had derived, 1 concluded coffee must be the cause of my trouble so I got some Postum .and had it made strictly according to directions. -."] was astonished at the flavour and taste. It entirely took the place o&cotfee, and to my very great satisfaction, I began to sleep peacefully and sweetIy, - My perves improved, and 1 wish I could wean every man, woman and child from the unwholesome drug—ordinary coffee. . “People really do not appreciate or realize what a powerful drug it isand what terrible effect it has on the human system. If they did, bardly a pound -of it would be sold. I would never think of going back to coffee again. I would almost as soon thfak of putting my band in a fire after I bad once been burned. - "A young lady friend of ours had stomach trouble for a long time, and could not get well as long as she used coffee. - She finally quit coffee and began the use of Postum and is now perfectly well. Yours for health™ Read “The Road to Wellville,” in JuEver read the above ma:ﬁ 7S Eohuine, roe, 'ad fail ot Mumas