Ligonier Banner., Volume 44, Number 7, Ligonier, Noble County, 6 May 1909 — Page 7

Pe2s” . f ¥ N A s : ¢ . T @ THE LAZZAPAROOLA @& 4 BY EDWARD BOLTWOOD ' 52 S NAT FA NG A lOLD

Coprrighl by J. B Lippincett Co

Thoe siazedriver painted ot Mre Muajore Hiue Wing restagratt as ogr whesls sltstisd painfuily theough the t { of Puss £ 1594 mals slredy Fhat widow soman s he said "ia the faint. 1 ‘~-l‘zch".iu;ﬁ,2Ag, fur break sut place In toenY | asked | Fiv ehytesd (hle Yueation mentally “Yeu sir " he copelugel T here ain t 1 they e : o Bluc Wing was the usuaa 14 ; 1 There was a long ahle wilhi o e whiite viotk . g e slnvl o Loy Lt ¥ Cipar stang sl 2 man al fhe T ! rhwions eontaaled by & M : e REEing X 8 She was T il i v onore than forty 154 l tiol Tiir. % 4h oYer receptive smile idd ra } WMt owhieK T was 2t 1 it teant 1 pieane -1 went 1o £ k¢ far iny entertainment - Femir b said Ihe Bidden msa Hosring Andy . Andy famntiled IR the tash drawer 1 Mrs Malor Bad varesanig inlo the g Fhon he Jwked st e pory v, you'd Just s Hef B 0 me a fiavi mie iR oHt dnil for N Sie] I dont ¢ ! sinod for Bo e * , A 2 % "A(T. %, ‘;";::v".. l : ' .'" / tuovel 1o be fhhnd in the Blaok i £-55 itae F 4 8 Jitie o § @ £ hatrs of eve aned of sace and | ! P Kaswn Bl wmbien Be Was foax tor. . frevt donr Banged fuhs He® gl hHad I aod BCTosE the row £ oo : Biw niielity fixr by and i & § 14k Sfibrelielisive Jiihin ‘ . i | é - [ 4 L . ‘\3 e wlin N l “‘! s e : /%} : \'!" ] i B :’%“ O N %, g 5 ’ e ¥/ = , A 4 *‘f Goh f\ ‘ 4 ,r sl * / s ‘ - o 0 A O N \ 1 r) ® ir W f : : N l Y Al B A ) ] & / = \ 5 i’ i\. ‘] . : ‘ ’/‘, . 2 ‘ -__"‘"»us* E ‘: 3 i fy¢ . ‘._'}ftj;" - e i e : l; ’ e - “The Great American Desert's My . Home Right Now.” clanked his. spurred heeld together, threw: back his head and whooped shrilly Whee!' velled Heflren, Do 1 get walles or dont 1?7 Come a-ninnin’, evervhadv! ol get victuals? Answer quicek. you spiay footed catfish, afore | rips thiz shanty Hmb frem Hmb! An swer before the BidESACTOR. You 811} born covote!” ; Mra Mijor was ecowering behliingd the stove, a 8 . thouph fascindted by -the giant’'s wrath, Andy fohléed his news paper deliberately, walkedover (o John, and grabbed hig colar P obeld nmy breath. knowing that Heftren could toss both Andy and me threugh Ihe celling. : o Slawk abhern” sald "ilu‘.uim: Andy quiethy, “I don't want ng weore truck with you, Shut ap and get oat” 'he eolozgus squirmed Sbave go he whimpored. “Don't ehoke me that SBWay ¥ “Shut up and get out.’ repeated Ay, Tor 1 lake sour homely face apart to Hang on My wateh chain. How many times have 1 got 1o stop your beefin’ around here? Next time, vou bring vaur favorile undertaker with vou, whoover you are. Savyy? That's all-1 think of vou' . With incredibie andacity he whacked the newspaper viciously on John's face, who reeled very drunkenly to the siroet. . Reflecting with .some awe upon thé potency of Pass City whisky, 1 immediately overtook. John in the secluded ailey behind the El Dorado saloon. He was not in the slightest degree intoxicated. “How was it?”" demanded John Heffren anxionsly. ; My bewilderment was speechless. “Oh, me and Garrd ought to be Uncle Tommers,” he declared. “But that slap-work has gotf to be laid away, though.. That ain’t on the involce.” He rubbed his cheek and sat down on the edge of the high plank sidewalk, dangling his boots. “This here” he said., “is what you call a matrimonial agency. Me, I'm the agent, and we've plumb elected that widow.” : “You marry that—" . “Oh, by mignty, no!"protested John angrily. “Her? [ wouldn't have that old bison ®ouring my coffee for all the steers on the Little Missouri. But Andy Garr, he's hotfoot. Listen. 1 waltzes into this here eamp a week ugo and theres Garr making change at the Blue Wing, and determined on the Widow. - ‘She won't have me, says Andy. ‘Why fornot? I says. *’Pears like she aln't got no license to pick 'em.’ Andy leoks sure suicidal. ‘She won't have me, he:says, ‘‘cause she misdoubts 1 aio’t fit enough to guardeen her restaurant, he says.” I began to grasp the situation. “You see,” went on Heffren, “Garr don’'t shape up to be much of a man, so him and me allows we'll make out to that Widow that he's plintedly a war chief. She don't know we're anyways acquainted. Andy throws me out o that chuck shop every day, a’most.” "I handed him my tobacco pouch, and with his ‘thick‘;i;!!n_gen; he rolled a eigarette as daintlly as a Spanish girl.

| The planking cresked Umidly Dbe ‘b pe o . = L Wie gebra, Cupid®™ said Jubn, . withowt shifting. “How is our amor ous prospecting expeditlon coming ‘along this morning. fou loco wewmdes Rieniine T i : { Andy Garr &pt down bexide s and expectonated gioomsily befasen Ris CRuees. : : : s enening along heap bad” he sutd Ul ust trled 1o fle & marciage ~ciaim on bßer Nothing doving. lUs dnwn 1o Fases Pefeon L PWe have 1o et ont anelher s parocia, sighet Heffron = - "You. atd wi giv 16 ronk 1 morc strongder T Ihe suitur agreed varnest iy Bhe ways she sl sure 1 can do Pletter than talk | Thals the feason | Wil viog “,‘!;- the Sewsimier Hefl ren . Pt twarnt nd good AY thats P wanted Is for e 1o heasd you onto the fnar snal beal 109 50 & Whols sl M oahie could sed 040 that, Hefl bren, it would Ceverlastingly hobbie & h('r'” _. 7 5 : P Tt vou best me up ey T aported : Joh : Wheare d :»{xlﬂ. ißink 1 come fram college? : ; ) Sh 1 do 1 opentie U seraicted jittle Andy ¢ roms Ty hesrt ] will You can. £ive outl 1 ve bhus' yvour eg e thing 0 mheaid Bay, L v g untid i the veal goos through-SHeflresn 1 H give you fee meal tHekels Uil the sprine rounitiup - : I dohn enapesd sway his clgaretts That poes” Le aspounced and ] wit sesEeid the con paCL JovouHEy ‘ L The lazzaparoola wak scheduled for ‘an hour when the Plue Wing was oo Leeried 1 pecured 8 reservesd geal in the furner of ihe empty dinisp room T Itde believed that the srihlcy of cow by comedy ean e beliered 1o where - When Helflzen gilded into Ihe Lrestaurant tbe perfection of hls miim icey would have made 8 Cogueilh ; derpalr Jobn was pow the Lad man, Lthe man on the kil BEven Mra Ma'lor }:‘4'{})&’,’;‘4?7#(2 Lin kKind, and ahe chaneed featr at the ;»«r.«x:;:,.um&a'my fiolite %5'31*5*5 with whirh Heffren | requested iserambled eggps: I hald yon whet T 4 86 to vou'” Pgnarled Andy. "New! 'l tearn yvou'™" Mrs Major seieamed as he grasped ithe desperado vallantly They wres [ ted up aund down the reatn. John made apparently berculean efforts to draw EL%-: pistol and performed a sort of. | polks step He folded Garr to his | breast and they rolled over the top Paf the table like a salr of acrubats idhe cloth eaveloped them and the | wreckage was remarkable, Mrs Ma :_;n? mpain pave tonguse : | “He's kiiled!” she streatned. l "I alnt” Andy assured Ber. Don't ihe afrald. Thit's IOWRLIO ssuce you ' K".!A.""' : : i “Wow! I'sme that's killed. ma'am.’ ihowiled John ' i “That’s what 1 aaity retorted the Widow, weeping: '"let ne to biln, you oo fornothing coward ! 5 . CAndy obeved, eveing the lady - with L sheenish surprise. Bhe peurried 1o the head of the falien giadiator and cupheld 1t affectionately In the capa Lelbus crook of her elbow. . John ;.’grua:mi l e ; v { “My neck's broke "he sald, “and my ‘leg—and I'm a rib or two shy—and, | suffering dogs, what & fighter'” I oleg goud-forpolbing coward'”’ i exploded Mrs Major., He took you i when you were off sour puard” She i sHook her unemploved arm touenlently Lat Roarinz Andy., “WHhy euuldn’t you | stand to it and fight like & man?’ she grzéc_wi' “Why did you trip him lke a ?{’.amim.: hyena? Ah_ the poor dear! EWheris did it hart you? Hes dyving’ t “Oh, die vour grandmother!” ox { elalmed Garr, in disgast. - : } She straightenied heérsolf ominousiy i picked up o a carvingfork advanced upon. Aundy Garr, and Roaring Andy Lauailed, He was a 4 timorous mat, nud iiz would have regulred somwething tmiore than a hero to faece the indig inant Aniszon of the Blue Wing at Lthat psyehiojogical moment. { z At the Hvery stable | waited with { Andy, who was planged in a meian f«-m)i_\' silence. We were buckiing Gin iger Pops fore cinch when his own. ier sprawled around the corner. The | hasty progress of a eow-puncher afoot iis not gracelful: John's legs and arms ! flew erratically, windanill fashion, and E}n’s face was a dark purple. In his §\xake Mrs. Major tacked through the I mud like a fullrigged ship. . She bran. I dished indiscriminately the carving: | fork and a bottlé of smelling salts. - | Heffren bounced into the saddle. L ] was afeared she'd call in a minis ter before supper,” he gasped, “and rope me. The great American desert's my home, sweet home, just now,” and he galloped away, bawling genial advice te his Ariadne, who had collapsed 1 helplessly upon the steps of the EI Dorado. = — FoWell,” said Andy, bitterly, “it that wouldn’'t « sicken a 'Pache, 1 don't Enow!” - : _ Syt . Not Strictly That, @ - “Look here said the excited man as he turned the corner and bumped into a. friend, "I'm glad I met vou There's a man in doorway back here that savs he doesn't believe you ever hunted lions in Africa.” : “Oh, he says that, does he?" "He does, and he's mighiy . plain about it. He says he'll bet you ten to five you never saw Africa in your lite.” “Hu! He is talking pretty loud.” * “Yes, he is; and he said if 1 could find vou he'd call you a liar to your face!” : - . “Hu! By Georzge!” | “Ahd we'll go right Bsck there and | bluff him to a standstill. You mere in Africa, of course, and shot lions there, flve heard vou say so” = ~ “But, you see—" . - “We'll bluff him sky«htgh’ - ~"But, you see, you misundersteod | “As how? Didn't you say Africa and - “W-ell, not exactly that. T said I { had shot at_wolves in Montana, and so { T'have, and if the man says I haven't { You have my permission to call him | all sorts of liars. Excuse me, but 1 | must be at the offce at ten.”

& g & 4* g -~ 2 NEW MANAGER OF THE WHITE SOX . ———— 4 2 : /,_' / m*\% > { Po; t R g i - ‘ - » LA A i - s h*‘ = /"/ /,,‘ > To oS -xw 7 3 -~ . ,r‘l{ 7 s ‘;4 ‘9 ¢ - : = 3 Uy ? « £ YU " A\ i o . 3 4 ¢ o KR ; £ Y Ean T A . -, 0\ ,‘>‘ v i i ¥y /[:; ] ; ' e 2 A I : < ’ % % ¢ o i 5 . e o ¥ R 2 -4 / Rr‘ B " o : > 14 :' g i 1 o : vy \ ( b oY . . [ % S e ; 4 e O, 1,.“_ Ag b |7 . 1 ‘ ’f E L ] . - gl &@: . : ‘ S A S T B e A R RNV SAU B R SAORe Billy” Sgllivan, who sutceeds Fieider Jones 3s rmarager of the Chica g White Sox. has been the star catcher for that team since 190! He was purchased by Comiskey from the Boston Naticral Leasgue ciub. Bos ton got him from Columbus. O He began his basebali career at Dubugue ia Sullivan kas been regarded generally by baseba!l experts as one of the greatest backatops in the business. Last year he led the American league catchers with a fielding average of 985 in his batting, however, he fell short ¢f his previpus records Mis average for the season was only I§} He has, however, always been relied on as a pinch hitter PN % ) IA P P P N P P P PN g P 0P P 0 PAS S TN

SULLIVAN CHOSEN LEADER - OF CHICAGO WHITE SOX. Popuiar Catcher of American League Team BSeiccted as Manager to / : Succend Jones. X ('Ea'ei'f,x r Miiliam J . bettler hm‘{l”ﬂ as “RBiivY Buliivan, will commend the “Chicags White Sox of the Americsn league. succeeding Fieldar Jones, according 1o an announcement made the other das _?‘w Chariew & Comlis kv, nwner .of the ciub The ofcial notification of thée appoliitment was no purprine ?‘ll‘?il' calcher. because he has heen aciing viapager of the Sox. regular squad -on thHe spring training trig :\z;-‘.'knyv\ that he would succeed Fieldesr Jones if the lattler wauld nal return to the team. Jones wrote to Prestdent (‘u’!t'nlﬁk“}" a few ~dave ago his final refusal to play ball this year . : ! "1 thought. that there might b a chance: for Jlones 1o return to the team. " waid Comisker “but when | received his final word | notified Sul Hvan that he would be muanager this year ‘ { Sullivan & a native of Wisconsin and his earthiv career bégan in the town of Oakland in that state on Feb Ist, 1870 Hiz family moved to Fort Atkinson, and while attending the bigh sehool there Sully started hia development as a diamond star as 8 member of the school nine. His de sire was to shine as an infleider, and he plaved shortstop until an accident le¢ft - his team without a catcher one day. Without any previous experi cenee Sullivan was put in'to cateh, and found it waz his natural position. His work bhehind the bhat for that high school feam atiracted the attention of the local town team’s mancager and he was made 18 regular cateher Afterward he caught for the independent team in Edgoewater, Wis U to 1887 Bullivan was unheard of wxeent in his own part of Wisconsin, but in that year Joe Cantillon, now manager of the Washington team, signed the youngster for the Dubugue clah. of which Joe then was manager _ Cantillon did not keep Sullivan long ‘for in the following vear, 1808 he wus drafted to the Columbus ciub. of the then Western league, and when that franchise was transferred - to Grand Rapihis Sullivan went along with ft. At the close of the following vear Sullivan was sold to the Boston club of the National Jleague Hsa caught a few games there in Ihe fall of 1840 and was with that team during I#oo, When the war broke out hetween the Nattonal and American leagaes in 1801 Sullivan was one of the first men Comiskey went after. He not only secured his services, but won his lovalty and all offérs, how ever tempting, were turned down dur. ing the war period. ‘ ! . - N : Since he became & major leaguer Sullivan has caught a total of R&2 games and in the last five seasons e has caught 565 gamies, an average of more than 160 a season. When he became a member of thé Boston Nationals in the fall of 1898 he caught 22 games before the season’s finish. His record since then follows: : il Fislg 5 . eid ; Games ave : éamm‘. ave. IINO L 0 8 S S M 9 190 e BE SEY YR Te g 13, i 9 1. e 53 190,08 oY ek g WO e e v ; ' American league dopesters are doing some figuring and have devised a scheme whereby Cleveland is going to make a lot of victories this season. ~The swell scheme hinges about “Cy” Young and Adrian Joss. Joss can . work about 35 games in a season. Young is good for as many more. Between them they labored in 68 last - season, but “Cy” lost some chances in the spring. because he had a bad ankle. Now, here's the dope: Young's winning percéntage last year was 656, while Joss compiled 686, . Between them they averaged .670. The | pennant was ‘won by Detroit with a i percentage of .588. These two pitchers alone stand almost 100 points in advance of the pennant. If each can repeat his winnings in 1909 the club . will have half the number of victories | necessary to land the pennant on last ' season’s basis. But the dope is even | better than that, for Young should - take more games than last year, be ! cause he is with a club that will | make a bettar showing than Boston . did. I there is any kind of assistance | from the other pitchers, and if Young i and Joss do as well as can be expected reasonably, there isn't going to be so much to this race after all. Of course this is merely dope. That's ‘the way it works out when you stop tothigk jtover, .+ = = - o

TEXAS GROWING POPULAR AS A TRAINING GROUND. Detroit, Washington and. 8t Louls Americans, and Neéw York Na © tionals May Return Next Year. ; Texas. seema to he gaining in favor AR a tralning quarters for ball teams miore than any otie othor section of the south. and the Texans are swak ening to the desirability of having baseball visitors ag an advertising me dinmn for their state In eonsequesice of this. the business men's assccia tions are putting out exira efforts to Induc ;? this vear's visltors ta return and others to come in. and the hote! men, acting with them, are taking spe Cifi paing 0 make the scjourns of the basebailists pleasant affairs ' It is probable that all four teams that trained in Texas will be back next year though Detroit. 8 about the only one that at present seems fuily satisfied to stand pat on a re petition of fts 1909 ArTangementy San Antonio suited Jennipgs and his men perfectly. Their only griey. ance was on the skinned diamond. with itz newly bnilt base paths The iatter. will be trodden down by a season of play, and a grass infield will be bullt this fall, by an expert in that line Then evervthing will be lovely New York Giants may return to Marlin, though MeGraw {8 sald to favor Dallas somewhat for various TEABONA For one, there are good hotel accommodations, and the diamand is the best in Texas. Cantillon will return to the state, but may shift from Galveston. McAleer hasn't said whether or not he will .make Houston his fraining 'quarters in 1909, He re gards the town as one of the best in Texas. This spring the team was both. ered somewhat by . a wind that blew neariy every day, and hampered more by a lLad infield It was hard and rutly, and the infielders couldn't be given all of the work that they need. ed, because of the danger from bad bounding balls and of injury to thelr ankles in moving fast on the bad, dungerous fleid. This, however, can be remedied : : o b m 4 ———CHED iy W wCLD <- 9 AN 5 A“ - DIAM — 2 . - . HMoiniy Callinsg thinks his Minne apolis team is the fastest minor leagie club he has ever seen. : Minnespolis clalme the serapplest catchers in the minor leagues in Rapp and Block. : Frank J. Egan, member of the Ford. ham callege haseball team of New York, will become a membder of the Cinclonati club in June. He g sald to be a promising pitcher ; - Napoieon lLajoie, manager of the Cleveland team, plans to go through the season without a left hander on his piching staff. “Calliope” Miller, who has just died, caught for Pittsburg for years. Hae had a volce like a fog-horn, and al ways was a card on the coaching lines. o . The Pueblo club of the Western league has purchased Pitcher Martin Walsh from the White Sox. Roy Thomas announces that he has President Dreyfuss’ permission to stay away from Pittsburg until June 15. He is coaching the University of Pennsylvania baseball squad. - Busheiman, a young pitcher sold just a few days ago for 3300 once was wanted by the Red Sox who of fered $5,000 for him, but would not pay $7.000, the price Armour put on the player. ‘ . Ball players are much pleased over the new scoring rule allowing them a stolen base in case a battery error is made after they have started down the base line. Manager Charles Frank of the New Orleans baseball club has purchased Catcher “Pop” Schriver from the Pittsburg Nationals. . P Harry Lumley of the . Brooklyn Dodgers is undoubtedly the champeen fat manager. of the niajors, but perhaps Harry will trot in' the Connie Mack class after a session of trials and tribulations. o Even in Toledo hitting is the thing that earns a position. Smoot, Seybold and Hickman, three big league discards, have made their young rivals' speed look like a bogus baseball asset. i ~ Little Boy, the Carlisle football player, has signed to catch for the Burlington (la.) club, = -

NATIONAL GAME STARTS 139 CAMPAIGN 'WiTH PROSPECTS OF GQREAY SUCCESS WEAK TEAMS STRENGTHENED Last Year's Second Division Ciube In Big Leagues Threaten to Unsest Leagders—New Qutficid for MNew " Yerx Nastgonais — Worid's Cham pions Not to Mave Kiing and Evers. The umpires cry of “Play ballt” bas resounded ihroughont the make Irsapue cirealls &nt the basesball seb g of 1505 has Deern sarted op the long six manida’ race prutaniwyed Afiey trany weeks of prepnacsation And trainicg In the soulh. 156 sixieen ciubas romposing the Nalional and A e A jeagaes Bave wlaried thelr annual diamond wiruggle and will figh? $5 ot 1o the Bnish Harelr haz & searsn onened a 0 goe plcinusly far the spart f hasehall Weak st have Hoen strengiher o 2 in & ihe teams and basehall sharps de ¢lare al least Ave teams in each of tha LHig league muost be recßosed as serious contenders for the champlon ‘abhip The weeding out of oid tiorher and the nfusion of new hiood in he weak er teamses hag increased pubile Interest in all ritiex which have herwiofore subported second division clubs Radica! changes in. lemmn oot pos tion and managers havye increased the unceriaintics of the pennant race. In the National league basebhall fans find that New York practicaliy bhas & new ouifield in Mygrrav, O 'Harra and Her g, while the plirhing staff Nas been glrangihened Chicaen wid be withoul the services of Catcher Rling and Second Base man FEvers In the sarly part of the season at least and this 2 a problem tha! Manager (hance must saive hee fore his team can meet ast years gtandard Pittshurg remalns practically un changed from last yvear's cinbh which made a game fight clear to the finish while FPHiadelphia will present the same formidable array of players that last year upset the pennant hopes®of New York and other contenders Roger Breshnahan & rmer. catcher of the New York team (s now at the helm of the 8t l.ouls ¢lub made :‘::- of young plavers. HBreshnahan bhelleves his elub will prove la stumnling block to many championship aspirants . Many changes will be noted in the American league Flelder Jones will bé missed from center fleld and as manager of the Chicago cliub. Chicago will start the season with practically the same cind as last year ‘ With Moriarity at third the Detroit club has plugged the hole in {tg infleld and again has penpant aspirations Manager Lajpie of Cleveland haz braced his pitching department by tha acquisition of Cy Young from Boston, and believes he has a champlonship clab : St. Louis will make the race with the same team that did éo wel] last Yeßr Philadeiphia, Washington and Hoston have been strengthened New York has a new manager . George Stallings, who has developed a ‘team of youngsters, and also has a fow sessoned veterans BADGER TRACK TEAM CAPTAIN Py i ; .> - L4y » ‘wm&:*w ———— s H ’ - i ' : 4 ; : P k ] o/ * { | ! . " P » i W N/ | e 7 8,/ q | {5 id iy : ‘!‘{ 7 /’5 ’ !//: . | L s P ] % i f - -, ¥’ - » - . o ; ey e’ ’ 1 eB > ¥ \,\‘“’-y '_ .4 5 & % N \__& Y B N ke V_;*;- # y ; oS f./ . c:'”//\\ v E oA ‘ / 2\ o e &~ 2 4 % 1 ,‘,!‘ "",1;;, W N WL 7k X7V W :: /f /f: . 2 2 "‘E /i/‘ ‘! 7f{ ;‘l ." // - .. ] 4 - Y A (4 f, ;’-” ’./. ) }. eB e ‘ ~ =3 O. P. Osthoff, Recently Chosen Captain of the University of Wisconsin Track Team and One of the Best All-Around -Athletes of the School. Proposes Basebail Union, - Walter East, a former Akron manager, proposes a ball plavers’ iunion. East’'s plan, however, is different from the usual union idea.. He would not have salaries regulated. He would organize playvers to contest differences with club owners and managers in courts of law, East would have a scale of assessments for the different classes. He would have plavers in class D nay $1 a month, class C 32, class B $3, class A 34, class AA $5, major leagues $6. “A player would get $lOO worth of protection for $l2 in dues,” he says. East overlooks one point—that baseball a2nd civil law do not jibe. But East’s a lawyer now, which is probably the wherefore. :

—————— RICH AND PCOR FORM THE ONLY . i L ELANMES , Affaics in the island Are Siempis iln . Extreme — No Commerciai " Devision. : . BY MARY M. FEE {American Teacher in the Philippines.’ To an Ametivan of anaiyiics! ten dencies & fow years iB5 the PRilpnines present not onlv an inferesting sipdy o their e, Lot a nave! copseiasneas ol sur sen E¥alve Yesp xre an ain e where curs are comnplon; W Pom Jeiee whare oirrs ave shmple that ane's angis of view 15 ronelderably eniarged . A%e genesdl o fatruetion of socdiety I 8 medieval snd sderoerstic The Arisiawracy with !Q;e; eXrel ~m af % fow "?‘a;‘.:"»y hrawers and cigar Dany fafiuress in Menila: 1a & lasd Boiding one There is praciically no beyr goaisiepu comme ikl class helwsen ihe ricl and the poor - In Manila and S 8 the ixrge toaxt toawns rade e irgely in the handsd of foselgners chiefly Chinesse suue fow. of whos nave hoen converted (o the ..*-'v‘:z\“;?;.a.’;’rfAfh and bave cstablished thetneelves PErlmaATently 1n the pountey: . &l of whom have lound Pilipino helpmates sibker wi'h o withost the sancifon of the churrh and added-Ihelr caoniingent of Balfhreeds - or mestigon—to the pop ulation v iThe land owning arisioerecy thongh 11 must have bßesn in posses aton of i advanisgen for seversl gon srations weems deficient (o jeniogs ox clusivensas oo 1 he seore of sk 1 2o not remember o have anee beard the expression “of good Tamils ag we Bear it in America 6t | have bheard Fhe s oaosiol mian” a 0 uked xa o bndd cate thay this good lovtuns carried with i un uestonatis fovinl preroga fiew Yoo thare s be w":;}?('«\z; pishness based upon Birh o 180 vour trae Fliiping pever repydial ea B poor pelations. nor dioex Be sialogize for them. AL exery social fanction thers i & crowd of trem i 4l wapes of modest. Lor immodest s apparel and IGARORrs !mf:; of social nhacdriny i . "Monwy talks” in the Prilippines Just ax Bintantiv aa i doew ju the Vni ted States 1o wddbion o the social halo fmparted by §lB possession there 18 & conditlon, grown out oI & known A 8 Vcaciguefem ” “Carlquedsss’ s the social and peilzical prestige exerrised by B jocal man wr famiiy It Bas lie prototype’ in Aneries where every town and village bhax its “leading o 2 pent and the infaepes of that jeading citizen s wile. The powes of the Amer foan Ceacigue Nowever, s geually ¥eeind in his copacity tor deceliving his feliow men ard i the \;,;-,w'-'r‘éf':“:: % Bariial %i(/t:' for what he regards as Bh eminent perdonalits The Pillpino caclque is quite o {ifferent helng lie owes his presiige to nmierial fear of the i“!:t‘:ﬁ,«“‘z'i“f-;e"»v'n which hizg wegith 'nnd power can brag down upon those who cross him He dovs nol have 1o play & hypooritieal role He pesd pefther he nor assaimd 1o e B owaint in bis private or— puntie e He mpst stmply be in control of enocugh re gotrees Lo attack 10 hinisel? a largn body of relatives und friends " whose financial interests are tied - up with his. Under the “‘i;‘ui;iihif“ximv he had 1o wtand in by bribesy with the local Fovernor, but - under the American regime. with it& (lusions of detmor racy, he simply polnts ta his clientele And puts forward the plea that he is the natural volce of the people The ‘American government. siwars eager to lslen to the people’s voles, will nrore than likely take him ar his word Fortifted by governmen? backing he staris in to run his provinee {ideren. dent of law or lostice and he usualls siececds o dolnk sa There ds no reatl Enowledee amoug the peopie of what popular right counsists in and ng real jdeat with which 10 combat ga,?*:r‘} a tiosis The men whom be sqisezes how! bur not gver the prigeinie The poor people among the Piliph nox Hve by poveriy, o misery and a happiooss Inconceivabls W-onr teaple Who have not sedn iU Thelr naverty I 8 real, no! relitbve Thelr houses nj.'x» Bareb® & covering from raln or sun . A Bingie rude bhamboo edntond snd a stonl of two congtitute their Tamiiure There Iv an earthon water iar another (’.‘\&!“f!l“ﬂ peiat For eoaking Yoy a bolo tor cutiipy, one or two wooded Slusons wnd a cup made from R cocoanut sheil The smave consisis of three §lones lald vuder the house. or back of {l, where a rice pot “may - be balanced over the fire laid between . There are no tables no jlinen. oo dishes, po toweéla. The family eat with their fingers while sitting aboutl ou the ground with some broken banana leaves for plates, Coffes tea and chocolate are unknown Juxartes to them. Fish and ries with jumpd of sait and sometimes a bit of fruit constitute. their oniy diet. In the tobies a mass of undigested, halfcooked rice remaing in the abdomen and rroduces what is popularly called “Het-belly.” In adults it brings on beriberi, from which they die guickly. Ther suffer from beils and impure bloacdd and many skin diseases. Con- ! SHORT-CIRCUITING A MULE, A New Way to Make Old Bet Move . When She's Stubborn. & Billy MeGill doesn't go around with a chip on his shoulder, vet he iz forever hunting trouble—for Billy is the trauble: man of the farmers’ mutlual teisphone line. : One Saturday afternoon they were jerging home from a long trip into th» country. Billy and Jimx and Bet. Bi'ly was white and Jim was black ani Bet was brindled. For Bet was nothing but a mule. = Bet got tired: of being just a mule with no individuality or initiative, so she balked with the trouble wagon aud wouldn't budge another step. There she stood, with her legs spread, heedless of argument or invective. Plly larruped her with the reins and Jim frazzied her with a sapling. But she held her position like a monument of Roman firmness. i _ “See here, Jim," said Billy, wiping Jet tLiz cussed mule keep e out in

samplion s rife asd rßedmariem W tacks oid and young allke They are tormetied by gnaly and mosgaiioo: asgd frequently. 0 fd themislves ol the peats, they bulid Bres under theq hoees and sletp sway the hot Irépiom aiEh In the mifling smoks While the TLaer Classts Bre ;tﬂifﬁ&kfcn_-:}.;‘ bow. wr arders drink much of Ihe nalive Ui whicl s wade from ke sap of the vociang! and nizs tress . and thee ren are often Brutal to thets wom o 8 and childresm Now &l this je not writien il Ihe sßvage or Gnciviiisng Irfhes in the (aiamds bßii s'n? (Bose PRGLie mare 11:«3;'4"7111 Enowsn as *,L sinoe” who jossdiy clabyy ap 3».751'3‘;,1:’?*04 sage of oiiillialian and oy vieifer iy for Tiadepesdencia ."5?,3‘,‘8‘;:;1 the most hageful persos moust sdsit that i %s a s iatiom ol rea ﬁ.?;!rli‘nxi tancied sviln The PYlisine ateirer is 2fill Tar beiow even the Wt 165 N sl the relntive .c!ug'é # o gf i‘ T leeril ¥ anl hesuiness We in wpiie oo Mig Gie e s Bappy Bt thie e Swewasue he Bas nie el deweloped far sooazh Jo seficve withir eell olty o seif ans i He boeass bis pain, when i comes a 9 8 Intnh Anitsal dees . and Siopes it oas qubckis when 1t goes When the Zass ¢ death dosrends he ety 4 st oiral W, partiy bewatie phveleal cale dulle ik H‘ziz‘.{r_; ARG parily bownges B i sitnct of Talsiismn is in : 3 noEpie af Bis Cathalivian S Of sourse Ihia poverfe st ricke o rome ditian is largely Bis own faul’ Mo Haa aptarently an {Bevadirabie rvpugnahion te pesgt En e inlasr He o vl forward T the bulgre Farhere gnad masthers will 832 the whale 4 .& Ciwir £ the guitar and Bleßing or 'akiig alter the faabios of the popnt'sy . s hen Theoa % onot & Bite Gf ford (n. he bouse When thair owg dogires begln i 7oid force the clamore of thes 0307 fren Ahew will start BUL Al fhe el G 4 hotr 15 10y b earn ihe Ay x wmhare with to fve The more loteiligant of the laboring elems :,.'. atrach oibewn tnlviy an cHeptels 10 the. ok Intid hoiding famillex They a'w b 1 po Beant siaves g o Ew Yot thy T iy Tau? ALt f;'!‘l‘;} ‘if L T 6144 5 agricuitnral Jabsrera 1h W <R ATY HERINAL T oL SO, Bosine servantd o we? niraes and EORers! servants and aten thedr childoon grow ap they are cut tered oyt Amicng the diferont Lran-Bos of the :‘s‘:'?.,g famiily &s roabdy end valets In & welltods Flilpine fasiy of ten or twelse elilren there weid) e & child sereant 0 T % Yirrw o ribd | bH the hougses {ii-fed it :cé«.--*.y sinee the Piliptne Ix merciless in %t e exscts and "‘h!:;?';s in what he gives Arsined at Keven or sligh? vesrw of AR o ok aftsr the o "\wf:iif, ¢ ijee rowmstnn, and 4o Boat ?»'.‘zv-""«. B oarsd vall of another ohild of et youpeer thaes thetnssives Thaey ggﬂk 20 B Mo w! '?’i their little masters apd mistresses CRTTY ’?;v‘!?’,?‘»:x«i»:g '; iy withy 1} &oyd perform any mealal task Ihar oeeda 2 e dane For thig they re fve r,'%;seantiisst dole of Tl 1 i wWhick the ¥ can Hve a ow eaat ol gartietls and & stipmnd of 25 eents i nleg Siatms CUrTenßeYl per snnum. which thear é:“'l. rents carefully enlleet and spend Pa rents ang children gre 5:a204%0d - hie cause Htiln ;iv‘-‘»i.-?';-'ft get it exfParenia espeeinlly are wa’isficd. Lo catse thus do they eévade the duttos afid responsibilities of paresnthood §¢ thiire ever was a land where legist than was needed on the sabjec: af ehild labar it is heve Chiidren are overworked ot infancy They do ali the work of the lelands and the tast drop of energy and vitallty 5 gobe ot of them f}{*!z.=:¢' they reach rmanhood or womanbood, Indesd the firgt privilege of manhood or womanbood to thets is to quit work, The result of American mﬁ*(:!.e;«a’,te’-!.a has i:-;t«*:; A aise io the price 6f agricullural labar and i the city Of Mantla of a'EV}\_t-« ? Efs;z in the proviness the Tzl““&iﬁ“ﬂs*-!i.»{:ﬁ‘ and the houss servan! still work for ineonevivably small pfices. When [ ap rived i the Islands, in 1961 a sbams tress worked nipe hours a day-Tor 29 centx gold and her dinmt Now, . in Manils, & sedtustross working for an American woman recetses from 50 o 75 eenis g oday and her keep Span fards, Filiplios and Chinese (av josa, hascause they Efow how Av;"-i\‘»:;’(t.i)‘ Fiilpino pavs his coachman twa ~dole ars per month and a cook $1507° An Amvrican for the same laler nive !w‘aé dollars to elght dollars for the L£OK and from four dollars to =ix. ‘aée‘si‘f:',;rw; for the coachimas, As i an-—u*i;fi-d” }iu« subordinate bervants in a # it Fanitiy gel pext 1o nivhing bYecause of §§z-- utilization of child iabar Amhért. cans -will oot ailow children 1o work, A proviscial Filipino can support guite an estabishment on about $4O a month, whereas it cosis an Ameriean from. Iwo 1o four timies as. much to support the game kipd of a menage This is due partly !E oar censumption of expensive canned foods, partly to the better prices paid for labor, but chiefly to our desire 1o feed our seryantts and retainers better. . - One of the curious phaaes of Filiplno lite is the multiplicity of resources which the rich classes pessess. A rich land-holder will have bh's rice fleids, bis sugar mill, his vino factory and his cocoannt and hemp plantations, . He' wili own a fish curral ¢r two and be one of the backers of a deep sea figh: ing outfit. He specula’es a little in rice and he may have some iptérests in pearl fisheries B R {Copyright, by Joseph B. Bowles) the woods all night. Get a bucket of water.” : ST L d Jim grinned and trudged over to a farmhouse; the farmer followed him back and looked om at the show, While Jim was gone Billy ran two lines of copper wire along. the back and sides of the mule, under the harness and connected them with a tele phone battery in the wagon. - . “Now, Jim, give her a good wettin’ —particular where thom wires is. I'm goin’ to treat this dodgasted critter to a tech o' high life. Climb in and ketch the reins. She's goin’ to m’ovg.j"j, : Billy turned on the current, tinkled the telephone beil and the mule did move, - - : e ~“Now, Jim, we ain’t never goin' to need a whip no more. When we wants old Bet to rush we'll just ring that telephone bell.”—Hampton's ‘Broadway Mmme, . . Few Caseson Record. Jack—“ Yes, poor John may have St Te TR b dad”ofong

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