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snow flickers.” “Soy, how's de brakies down dat way? De last time me an’ de Honyak wuz dere, de connie elevated us from the inside of a empty inter a cactus garden, four hundred and eighty-wan miles from grub. We walks de ties fer tree weeks. Den we hits Alberquerque an’ I near had tuh beat a carpet tuh git grub.. De ole gurrul would uv had me woikin’ only she grubs me foist, befoar she brings out de woik tools. Den I digs.” “Dere’s nuttin’ like dat, dere, dese days. Dey leaves de pies an’ eats out in de opun an’ de bo wot can't freeze to wan meal an hour don’t git no soft woids from dis lulu.” That animated, brilliant and engrossing repertoire was only one of several thousand of the same variety, which comprised hobo reminiscences told by members of the great army of the unwashed which assembled in coavention not many months ago at Clifford, 111., for the National Hobo reunion. o Small tramps, fat tramps, tall tramps, short tramps, red-headed ones, blondes, colored tramps, low-down tramps, tramps with high personal regard for their vocations, and others ¥ho were sneaky and might be caught working, were it not for the watchfulness of their brothers, all assembled in solemn conclave to worship their goddess, These sons of rest—but they were not all sons, there were several daughters of rest—all paid their respects to the cause for which they are fighting in their own tactless way. They, for the nineteenth time, sSwore loyalty to the association’s motto: “Work, washing and worry are weapons of the devil and he who would knowingly or intentionally invite the descent of his platonic majesty in that nanner, he it is who is no true Son of Rest.” Slothful Sam, President Weary Willie, Ragged Rufus, Tattered Tom, Reeking Reignald, Dinky Dan, the best dressed “bo” in the association; Handout Hank, Pieface Peter, Loping Louie, Walking Walter, Frayed Francis, Mirthful Mike, Tin-Can Teddy, and all the rest of the influential brethren of the Fraternal Order of the Unwashed, were there. 3 The attendance was as large as usual. There were some missing, of course. Roll call revealed the fact that Secretary Sighing Sinkers was unavoidably detained by friends among the authorities at the Desplaines street police station in Chicago. He was booked as a “vag,” much to the unwashed chagrin of President Weary Willie, who in the course of his opening address remarked that it was “De woist coise dat wuz ever put fort’ on dis susietie, tuh t'ink dat one uv de most necessary poissons of de order should be cumpelled tuh miss dis intellergen’ meetin’.” : All the old officers of the association were reelected, the minutes of the meeting being inscribed upon the brain of President Weary Willie until Secretary Sinkers should be released from his sojourn in’ Chicago. The members of the association, the most easily satisfied crowd on earth, then adjourned. This action consisted of the chief executive dropping into a sound sleep. Others did the The following day the annual games of the organiza'ion were given. There were several innovatioes, hitherto not introduced. The long distance snoo#ing contest drew out several hundred entries and [t required three days before the judges were gble to render a decision. Wakeful Waffles was peturned victor eventually, but up to the time of writing he was still snoozing noisily, utterly ignorpot of the honor which his happy faculty had ‘The handsomest hobo contest was captured by Dinky Dan, who in a little address to the slumbering contestants in the long-distance sleeping - contest, declared that in the absence of any prize, the honor alone gave him plenty of satisfaction.

FAT MAN WAS E

%lut Waman Left Him in Unpleasant Frame of Mind. . After the fat man had struggled and Jammed and twisted past the woman in the end seat of the summer car and sat down with a bang it was seen that ' his face was red and his feelings were _hurt. He held on to himself for a . block and then sald: :

It was decidedly appropriate that Handout Hank should corral the

laurels in the handout roping contest. The pies,. which proved the articles-of war and also the prizes, were placed on a ledge on the outside of a house loaned for the purpose. Hank, instead of struggling with his fellows -on the outside, stole a pitchfork; went inside the house and speared the pies, one by one, from- the second story window. Then to rub in the defeat inflicted upon the rest of the convention, he sat on the sill of the open window and slowly munched the pastry delicacies, to the discomfiture of several hundred upturned hungry faces. 4 . Several weeks before the session was called to order Slothful Sam appeared as an advance guard of the army of the unwashed and prepared a set of rules, which were turned over to the meeting, but were turned down by unanimous vote, the members fearing they might inflict punishment upon themselves by voting for the proposed regulations. g ' S Following were Sam’s proposals: That one month’s growth of beard be made the maximum. : That special refrigerator cars be provided for, tanks. : That questionable touring anecdotes be punished according to the veracity of the tales. - That any member guilty of work be made to toil and wash daily. ; 5 That hoboes found guilty of aiding in perpetuating the ancient tin can joke be shunned by their fellows. That members apprehended with soap upon their persons be given capital punishment. i That rewards ©of merit be devised for those who promised to work, secured a meal upon that basis, and then deserted. : That a system of chalk signals be arranged to designate homes where the lady of the house is generous. That the war on savage dogs be carried on with the extermination of all canines in view. : That brakemen be made honorary. members of the order. That those brakemen who have distinguished themselves in the aid of members be awarded rewards of merit. ‘ That thorough tests, mental and physical, be provided. for taking in new members. ‘That beer be made the official drink of the order. That water be ‘shunned with customary regularity. : s : President Weary Willie pointed that these rules showed the deep thought of Slothful Sam. The president ruled that a man guilty of thinking should be watched, for he might work. So fearful lest there should be a joker concealed somewhere within the resolutions, the convention turned them down flat. “Even wid dese t'ings aside,” soliloquized Weary, “it needs woik ter keep dem resolushuns on de members’ min’s an’ woik is de most hated uv de order’s enemies.” So that ended Slothful Sam’s great coup. He said he thought he had a great idea, but he had not figured that in nursing his plans he had infringed upon one, of the most sacred traditions of his, brothers. ‘ Before members were allowed to enter the field in which the convention was held, a thorough inspection was made of the man's credentials. Bona fide proof of membership was necessary. Traces of prosperity about the hobo's person relegated him to the position of a rank outsider. Special arrangements were made with railroad companies for the transportation of such undesirables. The meetings, as a rule, were held in Riverview park, Clifford, but occasionally committees met wherever there was standing room. A grand parade

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“Madam, when 1 started to board this -car it was under the impression that you were a lady.” “Yes, sir,” she replied. - , “I believed that you would move along and give me room.” RN .Y : “I believed that you, as a lady, would much prefer: moving along to having me climb over your feet in the way I was compelled to.” i

PUE CaPPING” CONTEST

“Yes, sir.” : ~ “But, madam, you did not move—not an inch.” “No, sir, I didn’t.” : “On the contrary, you sat tight. You even grasped the stanchion in your hand, as if to prevent me from ousting you.” ‘Xes, 8y - ; ' “Then, madam-—then, in consideration of the above incontestible ‘and incontrovertible facts, I am obliged to observe that to the best of my knowledge and belief you are no lady.”

et bmpcb e ookl odlont iy Solne SBisße i i i TSR ER R i e Y of hoboes took place on the third day of the convention and it was watched by hundreds .of townspeo-

ple. The hobo association of a near-by district gave an excursion, and a feast, after which the members disbanded to their regular territories, most of them going into winter quarters. The reader will wonder where the wayfarers slept While they were engaged in carrying out their convention plans. Others wondered, too, but one early-rising farmer near Clifford determined for “himself when he fouund the committee upon the extermination of water snoring in the key of A in a manger early one morning. Others took to, reclining benches in the parks, some utilized fence corners, while the more listless of the order satisfied themselves with such luxuries of sleep as were furnished underneath front porches. All in all, it must be said that the convention was a great success, more enthusiasm attending the meeting than ever before. There was more grub, less allusion to soap and water and lots of sleep for the tourists. ;

THE WARPED SENSE OF HUMOR. It is a big thing to be born with a sense of humor. It will force smooth sailing on life’s roughest seas, and will make even drudgery bearable. The woman who cannot see a joke, even at her own expense, is to be pitied—and so are her funloving friends. There is nothing harder on both sides than a humorism that falls fiat. The good people who are interested in the decrease of divorce should have a law passed that the serious minded and. the joker mayi not wed. It means ructions ere the orange blossems fade. A man not long ago was bewailing a broken engagement. A friend who knew them both said: “It is the Lord taking a hand to save you from a lifetime of misery. Georgia couldn’t see fun if it were labeled JOKE, and you couldn’t help joking though it meant' a separation from those you loved best.” s But it is one thing to have a sense of humor &nd another' to have a warped sense of humor. There is no one more maddening than the person who roars at our mishaps and thinks it “so funny” to mortify his friends. : , You can afford to laugh—if you feel like it—when you fall in a crowded ballroom or lose your false puffs in church; but you have no friendship so tender that will Warrant a smile when a friend does the same.. ' I It is the woman with the misplaced sense of humor who tells embarrassing anecdotes about family makeshifts, or who repeats as a good joke to a common friend something you have said about her but never intended her to hear. : One of these misplaced humorists is the husband who thinks it funny to ask a guest to have certain dishes, and when she accepts to tell her “We are just out of it.” ! Have you never been covered with embarrassment by having such a man ask you to say grace at his dinner table and shriék with laughter at your efforts to get out of it? ~ Then there are humorists who, when you tell a good story, think it “smart” to receive it with forced guffaws, and others who willfully refuse to laugh at the point. - , Laugh all you can, but have a sense of fithess in your laughing. To joke over the bumps in your own life will do much to smooth.them; to find humor in the mishaps of your friends is soon to find yourself friendless. 5 ¢ No matter how keen your sense of humor, use discretion in sharing a joke with a friend. Humor is like lightning. It rarely strikes twice in the same way. . ! :

“No, sir,” was the sweet reply. “If you had been, yav would have hitched along.” “Yes, sir. Yes, sir. If I had been a lady, I should have hitchéd along into the pool of molasses that came from somebody’s broken bottle, and should have been stuck fast to the seat, as you are now. I am no lady, | and you are ‘a gentleman, and I get off | here and I excuse you, sir, and hope you won’t tear up the seat getting' out.”—Rochester Democrat and Chron- ‘ icle. 3 :

S RO ME' RARM By Vil g ,@sybﬁ;

¥ f Thicker cream, quicker butter. * Now is the time to separate the feeding from the breeding stock. Careless methods lose many a farmBr a competence. _ . Poor, musty hay or grain should never be fed to the horses. Shelter in the pasture for the sheep. Essential to successful sheep raising.

Much- depends upon the method of ripening {he cream as to the quality' of butter produced. i A

Use water, clean and cold, in working the butter. Worked dry you are almost sure to overwork. °

The use of wide tires will prevent to large extent the rutting of the road. :

Between four and one-half and five months is the right time to take the angora kids from the mothers.

The horse that spends the night in discomfort is in no condition for a good day’s work, any more than you would be under similar conditions.

On the trip to town buy a little knick-knack for the children and don’t forget the wife. A very little spent brings back the sunshine and the gladness. o

A Cornell professor after tests, has found that milk can be produced: for 65 cents per hundredweight and butter fat for 16 cents per pound where the herd is fairly good and the feeding and milking are carefully handled.

Connecticut has a wonderful cow as is shown by an advertisement in one of her country newspapers as follows: “Full-blooded cow for sale, givIng milk, three tons of hay, a lot of chickens and several stoves.” :

. Save the saplings of hard wood when clearing up land, as they come handy for handles to the various tools used on the farm. To make them is only a little work and you save money. :

Spend a few .days in the orchard this fall cleaning up the grounds and the trees. The most neglected spot on some farms is the orchard, and it is right there that the best profit might be realized if the right care was given the trees.

Give the chickens a good airy place to roost at night. For the growing stock all that is required until cold weather comes is a shelter from sun and rain. Have the shelter. so constructed that you can move it about from place to place. ,

'Lumpy jaw in cattle is” of parasitic character and treatment is advisable only where the disease is local and superficial. The diseased masses are cleaned from their cavities and the places filled with iodized carbolic acid. dt is a disease that man is susceptible to and great care must be exercised. In most cases it were better to destroy the animal. . ’

It is a common belief that spring calves will do better if kept up in the barn and fed hay and grain together with skim milk rather than being turned out loose in the pastures to exist on grass which is a non-suitable feed for young calves. There is little question but what a young calf should be kept up, especially the skim milk calf and should be fed good, wholesome hay and a small amount of grain for which he will give good returns. However, this does not mean that the young calves should all be huddled together in some dark stall where the conditions under foot soon become unspeakably filthy and where the flies pester them all day long.

American poultrymen will be interested in the great egg record made in the South Australian egg-laying competition during the 12 months ending March 31, 1908. There” were 78 pens of six fowls each that took!part in the competition. The leading pen, which was White Leghorns, laid 1,531 eggs during the 12 month, an average of better than 255 eggs each. The second pen was only three eggs behind. Another pen of the same variety laid enly 850 eggs, which shows that it is more the strain than the breed that determines the egg yield. Of the 20 leading pens, all of which laid above 1,180 eggs, 14 were White Leghorns, three Block Orpingtons, two Silver Wyandottes and one of White Wyandottes.

The peculiar fact is being brought to light by horticultural experimenters that the long-keeping apple is produced generally on a tree that is. not very hardy. The reason for this is that the long-keepimg apple is produced on a tree that requires a very long time in which to ripen its wood and also a long time in which to ripen its fruit. It is the slowness of the process of ripening in the apple that makes it keep for a long time in winter. When a fruit becomes fully ripe, the next process begins, which is one of decay. The tree that takes a long time to ripen its fruit also takes a long time in which to ripen its wood, and so is caught by the early winter, in localities where the seasons are

Get good and give good is a good rule, e

A small farm well-kept is ' better than the big farm indifferently run.

More sheep well-handled will mean a more fertile farm and more money for you next year. =

Know your cows and do not board through the winter the cows that do not pay their way. :

The butter flavor can be improved by adding a tablespoonful of granulated sugar to ten pounds of butter.

It is a good plan to put finely cut hay with the grain to compel the horses to masticate their feed properly. : i :

Make up for the scantiness of the pasturage at this time of year is made up with corn stalks or other succulent feed.

Make your farm a veritable gold mine by careful managing so . that everything that is raised is turned into gold.

Spray the stables occasionall¥y to drive out the flies. A good fly spray is a good disinfectant, and will purify the air of the stable. 5

Molting is hard on. the poultry. Feed well at this time so- that they may come through the period strong and ready for the winter laying season. .

Sort the chickens at this time and dispose of all the superfluous ones. Don’t winter over the old hens, except such of the trusty ones as you want to keep for setting next spring. '

A poultry keeper of New Jersey has found a new use for the box Kkites. He flies them over his henmeries and says they scare the hawks away. Worth trying.

It is the gentle, steady rainfall as well as the .even-tempered man which does the most good. Violent thunderstorms and violent tempers do lots of damage.

Mange is a germ disease. Hogs thus aflicted should be washed clean and then dipped. Any dip sold by reliable firms for the purpose will do. More than one application may be necessary:

Keep a level head when the work is crowding. = Think quick and do the most important thing first, then the next. Don’t get rattled, but do- one thing at a time.

Liquid magnure is the most valuable part, often containing as much as 60 to 75 per cent. of fertility. Plenty of bedding Wwill help to save it, if you have not a cistern into' which the liquid manure is drained. 5

‘No two horses any more than two people require the same amount of feed to keep them in condition. You must study your animals and feed with judgment to secure the best results. ;

Do you know how to ground your fence wires to prevent lightning doing damage to stock? Simply thrust a length of heavy wire several feet into the ground down the side of occasional posts, and staple to the fence wires where they cross. -

Boys should learn how to sharpen their own knives, hang up their caps, hunt up things that are lost, be faithful to a trust, brave in the face of danger, plucky when a pain or hurt would make them cry, helpful to everybody human, and kind to beast and bird. . :

It does not pay to let the cows get down in their milk because pasturage is- short. If you want them to go through the winter with a good milk flow, keep them well fed, for it is almost impossible to bring the cow up to full low when once shrinkage has taken place. :

Tent caterpillars are becoming more numerous every year. There ought to be laws enacted in every state for their extermination. If every farmer would see to it that his own premises are kept free from them it would be the means of much benefit to fruit trees, young amd old. - .

Decayed and ulcerated teeth or teeth which ‘have worn uneven will put a horse out of condition quickly, for the animal cannot chew his food properly and indigestion follows. Look to the horse’s teeth, doctor the sore gums, draw out the decayed teeth, even up the good ones, and you will put your horse into the way of returning health,

The worst thing you can do to the horse that refuses to pull is to beat him. Be kind to him, caress him. allay his excitement by speaking and stroking his neck, and leave the team alone for 10 or 15 minutes. Then urge them ‘'on again, turning the horses a little to. the right and left, so as to get them in motion, before they feel the presence of the load behind them. Drive about 20 paces and stop again, before the balky horse stops on his own account. Then caress and start again. :

A writer in the Century Magazine on “The Future Wheat Supply of the United States,” declares that ‘“wheat farming in a majority of the wheatproducing regions of the United States is still carried on in a slothful and careless manner,” continuous wheat cropping destroying the soil productivity. “It is to be hoped,” continues 'the writer, “that the present wheat lands of the United States can be ‘utilized for wheat production for many generations to come; but this can be done only by making wheat alternate with other fleld crops in the scheme of cropping, instead of growing the*] crop continuously until the land must undergo a period of renovation before it is again productive. If systems of agriculture could be instituted on all the soils of the United States in which the grain, grass and cultivated crops were alternated, the fertility of our

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SILVER GLANCEMINING COMPANY pars a dividend on its shares January. 198, and every three months thereatter. Thisisthe largest Mining Com&t(% on the Coast. Havingassetsof notlessthaz $20,000,000 and also having for sale nearly 18 of the best mining properties from Mexico to Alaska. We ' not.om{developnnd shipourore from curownmines, but sell mines and mineral hndsforothersim mine sold is a Jarge amount of mqnega.s a divi for our stockholders. Besidesowning 20of the richest pany 18 ncorporated Tor oty SNO, FaTly patd and pany isincorpora oron: . ¥ nonnssessatg:A smallb)ocliotshmssﬁllw ‘ 10centsa share. SBend ordersatonce andgetinon the dividend Januaryl. Silver Glance limm&m 615 Marion Bldg., Seattle, Wash. Agents : *ﬁneﬂmn Smelters & Sales Co., shares at §lOO, will affiliated with the Silver Glance mq’\g Co., In the spring. To build two 500-ton smelters.

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