Ligonier Banner., Volume 37, Number 43, Ligonier, Noble County, 22 January 1903 — Page 3

A e g 2|, W, B 2 AT ey 5 o e(N " .gfi - X _ HE DIDN’T:KNOW GRANT. One of the General's Officers Got a Surprise That Was Somewhat : Startling. When Grant was appointed brigadier general and ordered to Cairo to “take command, Col. Oglesby was acling in that capacity. The latter had » received notice of the appointment from the war department, and 'was advised that the new general was on his way south, relates the American Tribune. A day or _so° after the colonel was seated at his desk, busily writing. In-the room were several officers chatting together in subdued tones. The chief of staff entered and announced the arrival of Grant. The colonel noddeds and went on writing; evidently he had aot understood the officer. Presently a man dressed in a plain soldier’s blouse, slouch hat in hand. and nondescript trousers, sauntered in, remarkable for nothing untess it was for a generous quantity of dust on his clothes, a stubby, reddish beard, @ keen gray eyve, and a balf-consumed cigar clinched between

. el \,’_’3 > . - s = g ; 9~ YA R | 4 > ‘,/ A 5 -.“> "\ ,/ %ek i = * =1) = f A i ;f,'f,' : L2\J I\Wfiy g ‘ é T I N | e YTy I : “HELP YOURSELEF, MY MAN.” his teeth. Taking a survey of th? apartment and its ocupants. he ap- ., proached. the colonel and said, in a | gquiet voice: : - *Will you let e have a sheet of paper?”’ - S ' ' “Help yourself, my man,” responded the colonel, in a surprised and womewhat indignant tone, as his pen scratehed g uninterruptedly; “you'll! ~ find one over there on the far side of the table.” 2t The stranger seated himself, uninvited, and, drawing the paper toward him, wrote a few words, knocked the ashes from his cigar, and _coolly passed the serawl over to the colonel, he surprise and indignition on Oglesby’s face deepened, but finally gave way to astonishment when he had mastered the words. | They proved to be an order relieving him from his present duty, and ordering him to join his regiment over the river. It was dated “Headquarters, ®» (airo,” and signed “U. S. Grant, Brizadier General, commanding,” etc. Col. Oglesby rose and walked around the stable, never removing his eyes from . it, and finally burst forth with: “Well, you are Grant? Why, I thought yon were some one's orderly, and was

near ordering you out a moment ago.” -Then turning, “Gentlemen, our ehief, Brig. Gen. Grant.”

CONFEDERATE SHINPLASTERS. A Good ’Mx_uly of the Southern Banknotes Are Still Lying Around Gl the (.‘buntry.° 3 “The ' Star’s story the other day,” caid a member of one of the Georgia posts, relates that Washington paper, “*about a sword whieh had been found in a hollow tree being sent to the Washington. manager of the Associated Press, together with some confederate money and other_things. rfeminds me that there is a good deal of old " confederate money and- state money - lying . around in out-of-the-way places yet. Not many months ago I bought a lot of old furniture, and in the lot was an old desk, a very fine piece of werk. In having it overhauled I found a gecret dratwer and in it were a number of old notes, checks and several packages of 50 and 25-cent Georgia shinplasters, just as they came from the bank, and in packages of $5O, numbered consecutively. I suppose there was fully $l,OOO in small shinplasters, and it had remained in that old desk undisturbed for more than a quarter of a century. Now, there is one ci in my state that has never repudi a debt, and that is Augusta, T care how old the bill is the cit pay its face value with interes “There is.one thing that is scarce in the south, and that federate uniforms. They are h find. The great trouble, you gé the fact that when our bOyS_:? ; not one of them,but I have lived with them so long that I find myself classing myself as one of themt—came back from the war they had to wea’g%eir uniforms because they had no other clothes. It was the uniform or neth: ing with them.- The result was that within a few years confederate clothes were hard to find. A complete uniform worn by a confederate would bring a good price in any southerr eity:” ' : h%? ~ Marvelous Escape. “The faet that,l am a good musician,” said the la‘gy from a countty village, “was the fneans of savfg my life during a flood*in our town'a few years ago.”: “How was that?” asked a young lady who sang. & “When the water struck our house my husband got.on the folding bed and floated down the stream until he was rescued.” : “And what did you do?” . : “Accompanied him on the piano.”— Detroit Free Press, . : e e e . England’s Meat Imports. * Seventy-five per cent. of the meat eaten in England comes from foreign countries, ' b

' FORAGERS AT WORK. The Men Somectimes Were Alsent from Their Companies for : . > Weeks at a Time. 3 “The thing that most interested me.,” said the adjutant, according to the Chicago Inter Ocean, “was the unswerving loyalty of even the most reckless foragers to their commanders and to the arlh_y as an army. In hundreds of cases on the march_ to Savannah ug{)d on the longer march of 425 miles from there to Goldsboro, men were absent from company roll call for several days in succession. At first this absence caused a great deal of irritation, but as the march proceeded it was found that such men were far in advance, taking care of themselves and devoting themselves zealously to the interests of the army. Sonietimes they were 20 or |3O miles from their companies. They had forged ahead under the soldierly impulse of doing the best they could and had been carried beyond their own plans of the morning. Sometimes they were surrounded by the enemy and had to fight their way out. At other times they were in hiding and could not report until the enemy was driven away. : “Again having learned the location

of heavy supplies of forage and provisions, they were keeping watch that the supplies might not be carried off by the confederates. In one case 1 remember a party of a dozen men took possession of every vehicle in a neighborhood and met the advance regiment of their brigade with wagons, carts and old family coaches loaded with- supplies. In another case when Gen. Howard was deploying a division to capture an important railway five miles away a bummer rode up to report that a squad of foragers had already captured the road. and wanted him to 'burry mnp. Wherever the foragers were, they were, in their own language. ‘workin’ for Uncle Sam.’ '

“This meant that they were doing whatever came to their hand’ in the service of -the government. If they had cared to desert or to shirk duty, opportunities were open to them in every direction, but in nod a =single case in our division did any forager who escaped the enemy’s bullets fail to report to his company. Many 'of them were punished for missing roll calls. ‘Not a few of them were marked on the 1:3115 as absent without leave, but they accepted punishment and scoldings in good spirit, saying that a man who was working for Uncle Sam. could not be particular.

“In one case, one of our men was absent for over two weeks and the conclusion was that he had been killed in some skirmish or that he had taken Freuch leave. But in the end it appeared that one of his squad of foragers had been severely wounded and that he had remained with his wounded aequaintance until the lat-

ter was well .enough to be moved, when he carried him to the road along which he knew the union troops were passing and reported all the circumstances to the commanding officer of the regiment. This officer in due time made report to our own regimental commander and the soldier who had been marked ‘absent without leave’ was received by his comrades as a ‘bully bov.” )

“Sometimes,” said -the sergeant, *the regulation bummer was in the rear. He seemed to know when the confederate cavalry would attempt to cut in between brigades, and he was nearly always ‘just foolin’ round’ whenever anything of that kind -happened. Often a bummer on a mule would give notice of a movement to

Al T w“ v i | [l SRS A o '. :“I ‘ e _g_ E’\’\;‘;’/’;:‘ 3 \é;’r» i[ 'g ’ Y o 8 ¥ :I:Q:/" ; i I’"» Gt~ PR 1,% B L N IR / e R TN e [ ]ll LN 7 TR LVt ‘): Y // l I]| I’i A %\I\EE“\IIF 'l=s N 0 L A C%” 4 I'7 ?:: W/ L M R [ L =|\ (il e - T AT e Ml 1) pativa PR e . A FORAGING PARTY: the rear and|would ride aleng with the interceptinjg‘reg‘iment to see the work well dofie. Occasionally a force moving in this way could come upon a group of foragers watching at a crossroads for the enemy. “One night a corporal came in late and reported that he had left Sergt. White five miles back, sick as a horse. Without a wqrd, another seérgeant who had just come over from headquarters left the bivouac and was not seen or heard of for two days. He vent back for his sick friend, helped im forward just in timé to prevent is capture, and after numerous adtentures brought the sick man into he zone of safety. He never said much bout how he saved his friend. #lt ras enough for the boys to know that they saved him.” ,‘fe, . . Grant Helped Out, ° Capt. Lamb, the Richmond member, always adorns his speeches numerous brief incidents,in which the dife of the colored people of thegauth is depicted. fil “The captain and I spoke from the same platform over®in Baltimore the other night,” said Mr. “Hank” Smith, of Michigan. “He made a speech that took. I think he pleased the audience most by telling of a democrat’éiplea in the last election for the vote of a negro. . : “ “You mustn’t ‘get it into your head that republicans emancipated the slaves,’ said a democratic candidate to this negro. ‘That was Providence. “*Mebbe it was Providence,’ said the doubting colored man, ‘but I reckon Mars Grant helped out lots.” —Washington Post. L Same Thing. “0O! No, a box party does not mean a pugilist.” ‘6NO?I’I o . ~ “No. A box party is usualiy nothing more than a talking match.” “Well, that’s suggestive of pugilists.”—Philadelphia Press.

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USEFUL TREE INDEED.

Its Pith Is Being Used as a Cattle and Sheep Feed by Farmerw in the : Antipodes. :

We herewith reproduce from the Australasian a cut of the "bottle tree,” which is now being used as fodder in Australia. According o some reports only the pith of -the tree is used as feed; according to others all of the tree inside the bark is edible for cattle, and the branches also are utilized in this way. We quote from a Brisbane (Queensland, Australia,) paper: The value of the bottle tree as fodder for stock dur-

ing times of drought has bee: brought under the notice of the ag ricultural department by Mr. E. Bow man., of Bauhiniavale, Taroom. H states that a trial was first made b

T RSBt 2SO St SO b T ot r . R : e e e e AR s ) SR *W o 7o e ! > ~6’ BR s y.' R 5 Ro R i R {@é’r oo o ST il R e = | R BT 7 i - s .o B . PRS2 ; S SE R Rl e e o BB 2&?‘%:::-::?:-ARSI s TR e LR AUSTRALIAN BOTTLE TREE. a neighbor. Mr. Bowman was cutting down a tree for the leaves, when the sheep began to run after the chips, and so the tree was opened up with the result, he says, that every ]w‘ad of stoek ‘*“went mad over it.” Mr. Bowman, although he has no grass, has bought 900 merino ewes on the strength of 'the discovery. Lambs eat it as well as the old sheep. An instance is given of a 15-year-old pet wether, without a tooth, growing fat since eating the tree. Any kind of stock will eat the wood after a little use of it. Mr. Bowman considers that it will soon be carried on the railway at fodder rates. 'He stated that cows which were almost drv from want of condition are now

not only fat and strong, but are giving a good!yield of milk. Bottle trees often contain from 50 to 100 tons of fodder. . There are plenty of bottle trees within easy reach of the railways. Mr. Bowman believes that hundreds of stock can be saved with it. The trees will keep for months in the log with the bark on. The tree is allied to the Gouty stem tree (Adansonia Gregorii), being thickened below, tapering upwards, or often swollen in' the middle to the extent of 30 to 40 feet in circumference, with an apparently small tree growing out of its apex, so that it has been compared to the neck of a bottle. The gouty stem is sofr and porous. and contains much muailaginous ,gum, which is readily obtained by pressure, and is used as an article of food by the natives. [t is also called barrell tree.

Profit in Large Flocks. If a man can make a° reasonable profit out of ten hens, and there can be no question but what he can, there iy n® reason why he cannot make 100 times as much out of a thousand hens, provided he gives them the same care and attention. Few, however, are prepared to do this, and it is for this reason that so many failures occur with a greater number.. With large range, a few hens will take care of themselves and make up for a good deal of neglect that would prove fatal to success with a large number That there is money in poultry no one can doubt, but to get the most out of it one must have experience and learning sufficient to enable him to use feed, labor and all to advantage.—O. P. Bennett, in Farmers’ Keview, :

Thoroughbred and Secrab. In point of feed it costs less to maintain and mature-a thoroughbred or high grade steer than a scrub; no more space for shelter is required for the one than the other, but the one of good blood can be put intc marketable shape earlier, presents a better appearance and commands a higher market price than the scrub. And aside from a consideration of relative financial results there is a great deal more pleasure in caring for neat, compact, thrifty and handsome cattle than there is in “conaxing” a lot of angular, secrawny, coarse-haired serubs.—C. R. Gentry, in %alist. : ‘ - Keep thel Hens on the Go. Egg-cating might 'be called the trick of an idle hen. Male birds seldom, if ever, learn to eat eggs, and hens that are compelled to work hard all day for their food seldom contract the eggeating habit. If better care weregiven the liens all over thg;*untry the waste that goes on would pay the debt of one state a year, if it could be saved. Thousands that die might be. saved; many tons of food that are now wasted could be saved, and so many eggs are frozen, eaten by hens, and lost under barns and outhouses, that if saved would' make us rich.~~Midland Farmer. - Warm Water for Poultry. _ A good way to give the poultry water in the winter is to get a five-galion ofl can with a faucet éar the bottom. Fill it with water and set it on the stove unti teris rather warm. Then wrap? ‘in old biankets or a piece of ol d set it on a block in the.p e. Turn the faucet so it wil but not run astream, putti nder to catch the drip. Water h a card will keep warm from 1 ng till night and the fowls will be saved from warming it with the heat® of their bodies after drinking it.—Commerecial Poultry. _

WHAT AILS THE PIGS?

A Question That Cannot Always Be . Answered to the Satisfaction . of Anxious Inquirers.

Pigs get out of fix and it is usually through some disarrangement of the stomach. There are some general rules that should be observed at!all times for the purpose of protecting the health of the herd. A profitable hog that is reudyzxnd eager to eat must, therefore, be a healthy hog. A great deal of the trouble with pigs and hogs is occasioned by constipation. This is the beginning of their troubles that later are not so easily removed, says American Swineherd.

It is’ therefore one of the first things in looking after your hogs’ health to prevent constipation. Of course, a hog may be all fight in the bowels and yet become afflicted. But it is the exception and not the rule. It takes vigilance at all times to preserve the health of the hog. Adopt cleanly methods about the pens and feeding troughs. Have a dry place for them to sleep in. Don't expose ithem to draughts in their sleeping quarters. Don’t overfeed. Don’t make sudden ehanges of feed. Give them charcoal and ashes or charred cobs. Spread lime around their sleeping quarters and feed troughs. When a pig is off his feed there is something wrong, and you want to get him back there as quick as possible. Don’t do it by trying to force him to eat. On the other hand, take away his feed and if constipated give him a physic. ILook out for worms, prevent lice, provide him with plenty of fresh water, plenty of salt and ashes, plenty of range and if he gets sick the percentage of exceptions are small.

The sick hog is an unprofitable hog. If you doctor him it costs money, it costs time and it causes loss of gain in the hog. 1t takes a great deal. of extra feed to get him started again to the point where his health failed him. Therefore it is far befl()x" to spend a little time in preventing these ailments by careful watchfulness, -

- THE CRY FOR BONE. To Improve Hogs Along This Line Care in Feeding and Judicicus . Treatment Are Necessary. We hear a heap about bone in hogs, and it may be wdrth while to think a little about it. If some of those who write about more bone and how to get it-would think a little more their articles would not mislead so much. We are told over and over, says the National Stockman, and many people actually believe, that the modern hog is ‘“deficient ‘in bone.,” and that we must turn to some big, coarse-boned strain to correct this defect. v There are two kinds of deficiency in bone. One is a lack of quantity and the other is a lack of quality. There are few domestic animals that have too little bone, but there are many that have too weak bone. The way to improve the bone is not to breed to increase its size but to feed -to increase it's stremgth. In so dong the size will be increased somewhat. Rational care will also do much to improve the quality of bone. The brood sows dnd the sire should have plenty of exercise, they should be fed wellbalanced foods, they should have access to the earth or to substitutes therefore. With this kind of treatment there is little danger of raising a hog without bone enough to support all the meat he ought to carry. And with this kind of treatment the modern American type-—the best that has vet been produced from both the producer’s and the killer’s standpoint—can be preserved. A violent cross*for bone is not necessary for the man who will study the feeding and care cof hogs. ! ?

- YOU WILL LIKE THIS. Simple Box Attachment on the Side of a Crib to Prevent Needless : Loss of Corn, . The- diagram shows a very simple box attachment on the side of a corn crib to let the corn run into and is easily made. Cut-a hole in the side E 5 c D : ' | B A it St Rt b e memm s e el LS . IMPROVED CRIB BOXT of the crib the size of a common cracker box (A), then cut the box in half along the dotted line and fit in the aperture on the side of the crib: BB are Ix 4 boards driven about a foot in the ground and nailed on the box so as to hold it against the crib; C is the hinged cover; D is a nail and E. is a 'strap with a hole in the end to hold the cover down so any stray beasts cannot disturb its contents. It is very convenient, the box being always full, and the corn cannot be wasted.—A. Gerber, in Epitomist. The Horse and His Feex. : Each time the horse comes into the stable the feet should be lifted and cleaned out with a hook. Where this is done there will be far fewer casés of nail prick, for it is a very common thing for a nail to lie alongside of the frog, or in the cleft, doing no harm until the horse happens to tip the nail in pawing; then it is stepped upon and the mischief - is done. This practice also saves horses from becoming troubled with “thrush,” for the disease is noticed at its inception and is then easily cured by application of calomel and the more careful cleansing of the stable.~Rural World. : KVliere the Profit Comes In. ; 1f it takes 20 bushels of corn to the acre to pay the expenses of raising a erop, and we raise but 20 bushels per acre, we are not making any headway, But every bushel we raise above the 20 bushels per acre is that much more to be added’?he profit side of the ledger. And thereis where the farmer or merchant must do his best thinking and use his best efforts to increase his crop yield or trade, above and beyond the point of expense.—Farmers’ Voice.

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No Need of Impatience.

It 15 only 97 more years until we start another century, and if they slip along as fast as those that are just gone it will be here before we know it.—Pittsburg Times.

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PITY FOR THE ANGELS. Wonldn't Do for Them ¢o Put Snow on That Woman's Front . Steps. : The lady with the enameled teacup sipped and told this story. She said the incident happened in Brooklyn, says the New York Times: A little boy stood at the window watching the snow falling upon the pavement ang blowing together into dusty patches.. ‘ g ‘Aunt,” he said, ‘do the angels send the snow 7’ ’ . *““Yes, dear,” said aunt, without looking up from her book. “There was silence for awhile. From out the house across the way a whitecapped maid came with a broom and swept the sidewalk and the steps. She was the servant maid of Mrs. S——, a very fastidious, fussy old lady, who has a strong dislike for both children and dirt. Indeed, she seemed to regard the words as synonymous. Only .that day she had sent little Jack and his chums away from her side of the street. “Jack watched the maid for awhile—then he startled his aunt with this statement: : ““Well, I'd pity the anfels if Mrs. S—s catches them putting snow on her steps!”” —e ) e His Father's Example. Army and navy officers are enjoying a hearty ' chuckle over the discomfiture of a well-known retired officer who is a familiar figure at several clubs in Washington. This ofticer has a son of considerable promise, but of tender years. A few years ago, so the story goes, the officer married a fortune and soon after discovered that he had heart disease and went on the retired list. “Jack,’} said a visitor to the son the other day, ““‘what are you going to be when you grow up?”’ “Well,” said the eight-year-old with grave deliberation, “I've been thinking of that for some time and 1 think that when I'm a man I'll get heart disease and go on the retired list, just like papa.”’—Chicago Chronicle.

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Six and a Half Dozen

Mrs, Winthrop—Can we really afford to go south for the winter. my dear?

f Winthrop—lt can’t cost any more than [ staying here and buying coal.—Town Top-

Mother Gray’s Sweet Powders For Children, used by Mother Gray, a nurse in Children’s Home, New -York, break up Colds, cure Feverishness, Constipation, Stomach and Teething Disorders, and destroy Worms. All Druggists, 25c. ‘Sample FREE. Address A. 8. Olmsted, Le Roy,N.Y. TErE A S o The world is more inclined to take a man at his own estimate of himself when he places it low than when he puts it high.— Judge. i E e L Opportunities and Business Chances. Better and more attractive than ever in the great Southwest. If you are interested write for pamphlets. Address James Barker, Gen’l Pass. Agent, M. K. & T. Ry., 101 Wainwright Bldg., St. Louis. e g He (at the piano)—"And what air do you prefer?” She—"vvell, if you give me.my choice, I'll take a millionaire.”—Baltimore News. ; el i s To Cure a Cold in One Day T'ake Laxative Bromo Qiuinine Tablets. All druggists refund moneyif it fails to cure. 25c. :e T P 1f people were compelled to follow the advice they give there would soon be an advice famine.—Chicago Daily News. i stosin il il e Piso’s ("ure cannot be too highly spoken of as a cougn cure.—J. W. O'Brien, 322 Third Ave., N, Minneapolis. Minn., Jan. 6, 1900. s e To-morrow is a great day for doing things.—Chicago Daily News. R If you want to be cured of a scugh use Hale’s Honey of Horehound and Tar. Pike’s Toothache Drops Cure in one minute. e Life’s improvements depend on the profits we make of its reproofs.—Ram’s Horn. i () v, : ~ Towa Farms $4 Per Acre Cash, -bal. 2 crop tillpaid. Mulhall, Sioux City, la, T D Even the very old colieges still retain their faculties.—Chicago Daily News.

; % To prove the healing and PAXTI N E’ cleainsim;r‘power of ll’axtlnlei B REECSSCRONEN 'T'oilet Antiseptic we wi :'TQ'LE'T- s mail a large trial package T G i With book of instructions BTG absolutely free. This is o ";, i not a tiny sawple, but a large Y @ ) package, enough to convince » anyone of its value. Women ", g gub all over the country are = % =3 praising Paxtine for what it BEPNRISaaWIe®, has done in local treai= P ¥ = ment of temale ills, curing all inflammation and discharges, wonderful as a cleansing vaginal douche, for sore throat, nasal eatarrh, as a mouth wash, and to remove tartar and whiten the teeth. Send to-day: o postal card will do. g Sold by drnggl-tl or sent postpaid by us. 50 cents, large box. Satistaction guaranieced. THE R. PAXTON CO., 201 Columbur Av,, IBoston, Mass. WANTED-=-OIL AGENTS. Reliable, energetiz men to sell on commission our High Grade Line of Lubricating Oils, Greases, also Roof, Barn and House Paints, etc., locally or traveling, especially to the 'l‘hreshlng Trade. Address THE LION 01, & GREASE CO., CLEVELAND, OHIO. PORTRAIT New finish in portraits; very fine. AGENT% Samples free. Likenessgnaranteed. Priceslow. Kurz Art Co., 972 N.Clark Su.ctmcago.lll.

A PASTOR s e non ] e ; BY AN EMPERO ~ SAVED BY PE-RU-NA. : . ‘ ~-—\ 7 o : = #A/ W 5 i > "‘lll“ ' /;(;:‘—'l_\l‘,"‘ “ ! <)) o _ \ 4 & ‘ ; T » : U\ YR lIII‘ S | | Nt ““ A d | ‘ W | = (IaN\SN ‘ “" WAL/ ‘ I Vi N il 4 it : -' / il ‘ v I’l I ’I , | iR e §O ittt ! 4 iy ' il - )il ' -*'4-7 i (il . } lu.""‘hflq-"-.. “l “" - ‘ J ' e, 4/, e Lo ¢ légj’ : \ g o 1 == | Y- \—— L (\En [/ %/ oy Wil Mfl il <= . %u'!i:::;ii'ifiuimjiimn“"lfi‘nfifiififi|_|nmm|ifi~;i':":i'ijnr e J 7 4 V. o S _, it < ~S — Rev. H. Stubenvolyl, of El‘khorn. Wis.. is pastor of the Evangelical Lutheran St. John's Church of that place: - Rev. Stubenvoll is the possessor of two bibles presented to him by Emperor William of Germany. Upon the flyv leaf of one of the bibles the Emperor has-¥vritten.in his own handwriting a text. This honored pastor, in.a recent letter to The Peruna Medicine Co:; of Columbus, Ohio, Says coneerning theéir famous catarrh remedy, Peruna: The Peruna Medicine Co., Columbus, Ohio. Gentlemen :- < I had hemorrhages of the lungs for a long time, and all despaired of me. “Itook Peruna and was cured. It gave me strength and courage, and made healthy, pure blood. It increased my weight, gave me a healthy color, and I feel well. It is the best medicine in the world. If everyone kept Peruna in the house it would save many from death every year.”’---H. STUBENVOLL.

Thousands of people have catarrh who would be surprised to know it. because it has been called some othername than catarrh. The fact is catarrh iscatarrh wherever located: and another fact l which is of equally great importance. is that Peruna cures ecatarrh. wherever | located. S 0 ; |

Ask your druggist for a free Pe-ru-na Almanac.

Virtue, being its own reward, doesn’f always attract the shrewdest talent to its‘ pursuit —Puck. . . L e . Northern Wisconsin Resour(é_g. 1 Northern Wisconsin offers the finest op- | portunities for manufacturing and settlement. Fine grazing lands, -hardwood timber and splendid soil for the settler; iron ore, clay, marl and kaolin for the manufacturer, are awaiting those who seek the opportunity. Transportation tacilities are of the best. Interesting booklets, maps, etc., are yours for the asking. W. H. Killen, Land & Industrial Commissioner: Jas. C. Pond, Gen. Pass. Agent, Wisconsin Central Ry., Milwaukee, Wit. AR ’—_._”—"" . Count not your miles before they are pedaled.—Judge. . e " It Excels Everything. “The Chicago and Ilorida. Spetial,” and Florida Limited, ‘the first solid Pullman train - ever run, . Chicago -to Florida, consisting- of magnificent Pullman sleepers, Dining and Observation Cars goes into service January Sth: - Only one night out; 32 hours to St. Augustine via Big Four, Penna. Lines, Monon=C. H'fiD' Queen & Crescent, Southern Ry., and Fla. East Coast Ry.. frall particulars at ticket offices any of lin&s named, or W. A. Beckler, 113 Adams St., ¢‘hicago.” " - ' _ N TR The man that makes a cnaracter makes foes.—Young. -

Is attracting more attention than any other. dis- ! trict in the- world. i “The Granary of the World.”” *The Land of Sunshine.” The Natural Feeding Grounds | for Stock. - ; Area under crop in 1902 . 1,987,330 acres. Yield 1902 . . . 117,922,754 bushels. : Abundance of Water;’ AL NS SiN | Fuel Pientiful; Cheap Bui‘ld!n¥ Material: Good R R 3 Grass. for-pasture and hay; a fertile soil; a suffi--5 cient, rainfall and a a ‘ ¥ climate giving an assured afi and adctux*te season of G R growih. HOMESTEAD (2480 [ ANDS of 160 ACRES FREE, the only charge for which is 810 for entry. Close to Churches, Schools, ete. Railways t.ar all settled distriets. Send for Atlas and other literature to Superine tendent of Immigration, Ottawa, Canada, or to C.J. BROUGHTON, 430 %ulncy Bidg., Chicago, 1ll; M. V. MCINNES, No. 2 Avenue Theater Block, Detroit; JAMES GRIEVE, Bault Ste. Marie, Mich.; E.T. HoLMES, 315 Jackson Street, St. Paul, Minn.; 1. 0. CURRIE, Callahan Bldf.. Milwaukee, Wis.: 'J. M. MACLACHLAN, 3807 Third Street. Wausau, - Wis.; J. C. DUNCAN, Room &, Big Four Bldg., I Indianapolis, Ind.: the authorized Canadian Government Agents, who will supply you with certificate giving you reduced railway rates, etc.

If youdo not derive prompt and satisfactory results from the use of Peruna, write at once to Dr. Hartmman, giving a full statement of your case and he will ‘'be pleased to give you his valuable advice gratis. - - . ‘Address Dr. Hartman, President of ' The Hartman Sanitarium. Columbus, O.

Woman'’s Inhumani¢y 1o Man. Prominent note is made of the fact that a woman clerk in the post office department at Washington gave-up her husband rather than lose her situation. The order. of the postmaster general is cruel. Ne telling how many poor husbands wiil be driven out this cold winter to make their ewn living.—Cincinnati Enquirer. - e R ‘Frisco System — New Observation Cafe Cars. S In. addition to through chair car and Pullman Sleeper sérvice the Frisco Sys tem operates on Its trains out oi Naint. - Louis and Kansas® City very nandsome Observation Cafe Cars, under management of Fred Harvey. These cars are equipped witii every ccnvenience, :ncluding large library observation room and platform; the former supplied with easy chairs, writi aterial. lastest newspapers ard periofi; Electric lights and clectrigifans add to the comfort of the pas sengePBl T hese trains leave Saint Louisand Kansa&™('ity daily via the Frisco System. i g T Mamma—“Don’t be so selfish. Let your baby brother play with vour-marbles a little while.” Tommy—" But he means tao keep them always.” Mamina—"o. I guess not.” Tommy—*l-guess ves, “cause he's swallered 'em!"-—Phfiadeiphm Press: : ——— When the evolution of history is held back it results “in a revolution.—Ram’s Horn.

Her interests and possibilities is the mission of the MUNSON LINE BULLETIN This buutfi:lly and artistical xflnfig ted monthly will ]nrlc;nhr sent the asking . Address FASSERGER DEPARTMERT, MIUNSON STEATF SHIP LINE. 27 WILLIAM ST.R.Y. DROPSY My niscorar: s cases. Book of testinaninlgz.ir;(; fl"i’):'_’f-‘:‘lmi Free. Dr. H, H. 6KEEN’S SONS, Box Q, ATLANTA, GA. TARK=A. . - - 1 v EBISOIS"CURE #OR = CURES WHERE ALL ELSE FAI < e in time. Sold by druggist Zs eI N e