Ligonier Banner., Volume 14, Number 5, Ligonier, Noble County, 22 May 1879 — Page 7

A Railway Conversaziome. 'THE last time 1 ran home, over the Chicago, Burlington & Quincy we had a very small, but select and entertaining pargy on the train. It was a warm day, and everybody was tired gith the long ride and oppressed 'by heat. The precise woman, with “Rer hat swathed in an immense blue veil, who always parsed her sentences before she uttered them, utterly worn out and ‘thoroughly lonesome, was glad to respond tothe pleasant nod of the big rough man who got on at ‘'Monmouth, angd didn’t know enough grammar to ask for the mustard so that you could tell whether he wanted you to pass it to him or pour it on his hair. The thin, troubled looking man with the sandy:goatee, who stammered so dreadfully tgat he always forgot what he wanted to say before he got throi‘lgh wrestling with any word with a *W?”’ in it, lit up with a tremulous, hesitating smile as he noticed this indication of sociability, for like most men who find it extremely difficult to talk at. all, he wanted to talk all the time. And the fat old gentleman sitting opposite him, who was so deaf he couldn’t hear the cars rattle, and always awed and bothered the stammerer into silenee silence by saying ‘Hey?”’ in a very imperative tone, every time he '§Ot in the middle of a hard word, eocked his irascible head on one side as he saw this smile, and after listening intently to dead silence for a minute, suddenly broke out with such an emphatie, impatient, - ‘ 'y ‘6 Heyre b -l | That everybody in the ear started up and shouted, nervously and ungrammatically: = : *«¢l didn’t say nothing!"’ 3] With the exception of the woman with the blue veil, who said: j ¢ I said nothing.” J ‘The fat old gentleman was a little an< noyed and startled by such a chorus of, responses, and fixing his gaze still more intently upon the thin man, said; defiantly: ! | “Wha’ say?”’ - ] “IJ-I I w-w-wuh-wuh-wuh-wasn’, wasn’——l wasn’ s-s-sp--speak—"’ < Hey?”’ roared the fat man. ‘« He wa'n't sayin’ nauthin’”’ shouted the big rough man, nodding friendly encouragement to the thin man; ¢“he haint opened his mouth!” ; “ Soap in the South?” queried the fat old man, impatiently, ¢ Wha’ for?”’ © ¢‘“Mouth, mouth;”’ explained the precise woman, with impressive nicety, ‘“He said, ‘opened his mouth.” The gentleman seated directly opposite you was—"’ g ' . ¢« QOffers to chew’ what?”’ cried the fat old gentleman, in amazement. ¢ Sir,” said the precise woman, “‘I made 'no/ reference whatever to chewing. You certainly misunderstood me"? 3

The thin man took courage from so many reinforcements, and broke in: ¢]-I-I-I d-d-d-dud-dud-dud-don’t-don’t, 1 don’t ch-ch-ch—"" | . ““Hey?’ shouted the fat gentleman. . “He don’t chaw nauthin’!”’ roared the big rough man, in a voice that made the car windows rattle. »‘He wa'nt a talkin’ when you shot off at him!” ‘ . ‘ Who got off?”’ exclaimed the fat old §'ent.l’eman ¢ wha'd d’ get off for?”’ “¢You do not appear to comprehend i clearly what he stated,”” shrieked the ~ precise woman. *‘No .person has left the train?”’ Lo | " *Then wha'd’ he say so for?’’.shouted the fat man. g | ¢« Qh!” said the thin man, in a surprising burst of fluency, ‘¢ He-he-he d-d-did-did—"" "~ v : “ Who did?"’ queried the fat man, - talking louder than anyone else. ¢« Num-num-num-num-n-no- hobody nobody. He he d-d-d-dud-didn’t didn’ didn’t sa—"" . . e

“Then wha’ made you say he did?’ howled the deaf man. 4 You ‘misunderstand him,”’ interrupted the precise woman; ‘‘he was probably about to remark that no reference whatever had been intentionally made‘to the departure of any person from ' the train, when you interrupted him in the midst of an unfinished sentence, and hence obtained an erroneous impression of the tenor of his remarks. He meant no offense—"" ; | £ Ignow a fence!” roared thefat man, *sof ¢ourse I know a fence!” ¢ He hain't got middlin’ good hearin', yelled the big rough man, as. apologeticgg as a steam whistle could have shrieked it; ‘* y’ears kind of stufted up!fl _,i; Oa i‘. & ‘, A “4¢'Time to-brush up?’ ‘cried the fat man; ‘ wha’' for?”’. . : . ¢ No,” shrieked the precise woman; << he remarked to the other gentleman that your hearing appeared to be rather'defectivel” . = | Ty

“ His father a detective!”” hooted the fat %ent.leman in amazement. - : «N-n<n‘n-nun-nun-no!’” broke in the thin manj ¢¢hsh-h-h-huh-huh-he-s-s-sa-sa-said said you w-w-w-wuh-wasa little dud dud—was a little deaf!” « - ' ,“*Said 1 was a thief!”” howled the fat man, ‘& scarlet fornaco of wrath, ¢ said 1 was a thief? Wha' d’ye‘mean? Show him to me! Who says I'm a thief? Who says soP”’ oyl « Now,”’ shouted the big rough man, ““ nobody don’{ say ye ain’t no thief. I jest sayed as. how we didn’t git along very well. Ye see he,’’ nodding to the'z thin'gxan, ‘¢ he can't talk'very well, an’ —— ‘ Yk “Wh-wh-wh-why' ¢-c-can’t ‘he t-t-t--tut-tut-tut-talk?”’ broke in the thin man, W@‘W&r&ge. ¢ I-I-I-I'd like t-t-to know wh-wh-wh<what's the reareason I c-o-c-can’t tut-tut-talk as w-w--w-w-wfi a 8 sny bub-bub-body. that's bub-bub-bub-béen tut-tut-talking on this car ever s-s-s-since the tut-tut-tut——="" “ : «Hey?"’ roared the fat man, in an - explosion of indignant suspicion. ‘ I was sayin’,”’ howled the big rough . man, “as how he didn’t talk middlin’ WOl hwdii¥es (1 £ il . ““Should ‘say s 0,”” growled the fat man, in tones of intense satisfaction. ¢ And,” the 'biirough man went on, , yelling with delightat having made the old party -hear something, ‘‘and you ‘can’t hear only tollable ——" e ¢ Can’t hear!”, the fat old gentleman broke outin a resonant roar; *Can’t hear! Like to know ::’%, fom’ thear? why ¢an’'t I?" Tf I couldn’t hear better than half the people on this train, I'd

cut off my ears! Can’t hear? It's news to me if I can’t. I'd like to know who —"? : : .« Burlington’ yelled the brakeman, <« Chag car f'r Keokuk, Ceed Rap’s an’ For' Mad’son! This car £r Omaha! Twen’ mints f' supper!”’ -"And but for this timely interruption, I don’t think cur pleasant little party would have got out of that snarl this side of San Francisco.— Burdelte, n Burlington Hawk-Eye.

. Live and Let Pive. TaOoSE of the wealthy who think that, because. a straitened financial epoch arrives, they must therefore retrench their expenditures; those of the class not so comfortably provided with stocks and bonds who think it the depth of depravity for the rich to be spending money on their idle fiplea.sures, as they do, while gaunt suffering lies in wait in all the dark places; those of the laboring and of the very poor who' look with bitter eyes upon the glittering coach that 'rolls by full of splendor, or on the many-lighted mansion of feasting—all of these would do better to think twice before retrenchment takes place, or censure is indig- ‘ nantly given. ; ; ‘Suppose, in a straitened {)er,iod, that for once the very rich should in reality retrench their expenditures;. sho’uld‘ spend no more money on idle pleasures; should leave the glihtering coach, and go, plainly dressed, afoot; should extinguish the greater part of the lights in the mansion, and let feasting, aind music, and royal garments, and gay crowds be seen no more—what would happen? Alas! what would not happen? ‘ | In the first place, coachman, and stable-mian, and footman would lose their employment, and go to swell the great army of the out-of-place, and the men discharged by the carriage and harness makers would presently add to their numbers; housemaids and other servants would follow suit, for there would be no need of so many with no entertaining to make disorder for them to straighten out, and no guests for ‘them to-wait on, and the families that they are apt to help with their small wages would soon feel the difterence: butchers and grocers would begin to be sensible of the loss of custom, and send their clerks to the wall, and retrench 'thus their own expenditures; the confectioners, with their employes, would close their doors; those that furnish, dancing-music would starve; the gas men would be wanting something else to do; the dressmaker and her girls would fold their hands and look want in the face, and the daily ‘seamstress would die in her garret. The dry-goods dealer, too, would put up his shutters, and turn his men and woimen ou the world; while mills, with all their spinners and weavers, packers and teamsters, shippers and sailors, and all those also who have foreign dealings—in fact, an immense host of laborers, in one way or another, would be turned out of work and left to perish if the wealthy of our cities in a time of need undertook to curtail their expenses, or were ashamed to be seen spending money. o Mockery :although it may seem, we -doubt if, in such 'times, the ri¢h can spend too much, can burn their ¢andle at both ends too fast. Whenever the rich egease spending, and begin to hoard and save, then great enterprises languish and die, and with them those whom these enterprises kee({) at work; business disappears, dividends cease t be paid, and the rich themselves ceasf to exist. . ¢ :

And' although, as it is unnecessary to say, these people should never.be. remiss in private or public charity, yet their whole income, given in charity, would not equal the amount of good done by a auarter of it if used in stimulating industry, as it is used when purchasing eommodities that go to fill the wants of a class. Charity, too, with all its virtues and glories, in whatever degree. it enlarges its donors, has a tendency to degrade its recipients in their own esteem, and to lower a moral‘standard—something which can never ‘be felt where an equivalent can be rendered, as in matters of trade and of swork done and vaid for, where one ‘wants the article and another wants the money, and both are satisfied with the bargain. There is hardly a more curious instance of the close affiliation and oneness of the whole ’race, both rich and poor, high and low, than in this matter of domestic trade and commerce; every individual is but a link in the chain, a rope in the shrouds, a part of the whole; and in its beneficent results it resembles nothing more than the ladder of the patriarch’s dream, on which angels were a.tscem‘liti%l and des‘cending%)etween earth and heaven.— Harper’s Bazar. : /

- A Birds’ Wing Merchant. 4 ONE of the customers of this curious coffee seller I must speak of, since I noted his bundle and inquired the casise of his wearing a feather in his sombrero. =Seeing at a glance that I was a stranger, he became, perhaps, more polite and communicative than he otherwise would be. ‘¢ Yes, sir; I wear this feather because it is the symbol of my trade, and this bundle, too, contains feathers that you speak of as giving an odor. And, sir, lam proud of my callinE. ‘Do you know that the martyr King Louis XIV. delighted -in slaughtering swallows, and killed as many as {wo hundred in asingle day? But I kill them not. I only tear off their wings!”’ .. « What, tear them off the live bird ?”’ I remarked in horror. : . “Yes, sir;thatis the only way to greserve their luster in the hats of the air and fashionable ones.””. . -

““But how do you catch the live swallows?"’ ' “¢ Fish for them, sir!” e / I begin to be incredulous, buf the pale cofi‘ee-sipyer at once relieves my doubts, and tells me that he sets a series.of fine silk threads pendant from poles in the quarries of Arcueil and Gentilly, and to the ends of those threads are attached flies fluttering in the air. The swallows, in thejr rapid flight, overlook the artificial nature of these snares, and swallow the bait, when they are speedily caught and divested at once of their wings. Some-

times, when the weather is warm and stormy, and the swallows fly low, as many as three hundred are caught per day in this way, and cruelly mutilated. This explains what I have more than ence noticed in the suburbs of Paris, the writhing body of a wingless bird. I could not help 'su%gesting to this “tearer of wings,”’ that, he might at once relieve’ the poor birds of their agonized pain by killing them outright, after plucking their pinions.— Paris Cor. Baltimore Sun.. i

' . 'Ways Over the Farm. . OTHERS may acquire a right of way over your farm in either one. or three modes: 1. By purchase or grant from you; 2. By long-continued use or prescription; 3. B}y] actual nevessity. As te the first method, to gain a permanent right by purchase or grant, it must have been by a regular and complete deed, executed in the same way as a deed of the landitself. If the bar-gain-was only/oral, or if it was even in some simple written paper, but not in a formal geed under seal, it would, even though fully paid for, be in law revocable—a mere license, as it is called—and might be terminated, at the mere wish of the lAnd owner, by a notice to the other party to use it no longer. Being a kind of interest in land, the strict law requires it to be conveyed by a deed (2 Gray, 302; 2 Allen, 578.) .~ The second mode, by prescription, requires length of time—twenty years at least; and the way must have been used continuouslfi, peaceably and under a claim of right to do so, and not by your permision or consent. If it was only very rarely used, if it was not peaceably used, but against your protest, or if used by your tacit consent, the use would not ripen into a legal right, however long continued (8 Gray, 441; 11 Gray, 148.) And if used under all those conditions, it must have been in some regular and uniform place. .No man can gain a right by such means to wander over your faim just where he has a mind to or where his convenience suits him; that would be an intolerablé burden to the farmer (5 Pick., 485.) ' | To gain this right by twenty years’ use, it is not necessary that any one owner should have traveled it twenty years. If successive owners have unitedly used it for that period, it would ‘be sufficient, so far as length of time is concerned (2 Allen, 277.) And if this prescriptive right of way was gained only by using it for some particular purpose, as for carting wood from a-‘wood-lot beyond,'that would not authorize the person to continue to use it for all purposes, after the wood had been all cut off, and it had been covered over with buildings (11 Gray, 150; 15 Gray, 387.) : : i The third mode, by necessity, arises when you sell a man a back lot, with no means for him to get to any highway except over your remaining land. The law gives him a right to cross your land to and fro; otherwise his land would be useless. At present he can’t reach it by balloon to any practicable purpose, and therefore he must cross your land. So, if you seli a man all your front land, retaining the back part, and have no way out except over -the part sold, you retain a right to cross the lot sold, though your deed in such case says nothing about it; and this is so, even if in your deed you warrant the land to be free and clear from all incumbrances (4 Gray, 297.) Ivis a familiar maxim that ¢ necessity knows no law.” e

But this right of way by necessity continues only so long as the necessity itself continues; and if a highway is afterward laid out touching the back land on, the other side, or if the owner afterward buys a lot adjoining ‘it and between it and a highway, he can no longer cross over your land as before, but must go out the other way (14 (Gray, 126.) And, o long as he does have such a right, he must go in such place as you designate, if it be a reasvnable place. . If you mark out a road or a way along the fence, or on the poorer ground, he should confine himself to that (2 Pick., 478.) And, if the way becomes miry or out of repair, he must keep it in good condition if he wants to use it. Your duty is domne .when you allow him to cross; you are not obliged to smooth his pathway for him, anlfi rake out the sticks and stonis’ (12 Mass., 69.) But if you actually obstruct his usual road, or if it becomes suddenly impassable by natural causes, he would have a right to deviate to the ‘side until he has opportunity to remove ‘the obstructions (2 Allen, 546.) All such rights of way are apt to be nuisances to the farmer, and not unfrequently lead to litigation.. = It is important to know that, in whatever mode & r(iight of way is acquired over your land, you have ordinarily a right, in the absence of any sti;lmlatiqn to the coatrary, to erect suitable gates or bars at the entrance thereto from the highway; and if the other party leave them open, the cattle get in, or yours get out, he is liable to you for the damage which ensues (9 B. Monr., 21; 22 lowa, 161; 44 N. H., 539; 46 Md., 357.)—From an Address by Judge Bennett, Before the Massachusetis State Board of Agriculture. :

—Dr. John Brown Smith, of Belchertown, Mass., has scruples about paying his poll tax, and writes from the County Jail, where he is imtprisoned on a Collector's warrant, as follows: *“1 shall probably remain here during the remainder of my life.. The law leaves no way of escape for - a man who has conscientious convictions against paying the tax, as life imprisonment is the result, unless otherwise discharged by law. I can’t pay the tax without violating my principles, and I never will do that.” . b :

—A woman in Nevada is suing a surgeon for $lO,OOO on ‘account of %er nose. It was broken in childhood, and he undertook to straighten it. In order to take the crook out of it he said he would have tp break it again; he did so, and at the end of the operation the foor nose was in a terrible condition. t was twisted like a corkscrew. . _—A pauper ih‘;Giii, Mass., got five dollars from the Poormaster *‘to obtain the necessities of life,” as he declared, and used the money in taking to himgelf a wife. ; L

USEFUL AND SUGGESTIVE. RAPID churning must be avoided, for it not only affects the quality, but lessens the quantity. Churning should occv p}yl from one-half to three-quarters of an hour in its operation.—lowa State Register. |

TWENTY-MINUTE PUDDING.—One cup of sugar, one piece of butter size of a walnut, one cup of sweet milk, two cups of flour, two teaspoonfuls cream tartar, one teaspoonful soda, one egg; bake twenty minutes. e CoLp SLaw.—Slice one head of cabbage very fine; sprinkle a little sugar and salt over it; then pound the cabbage. For the dressing, take half-tea-cup of cream, whip it to a froth, add to it one teacup of vinegar; stir this dressing well through the cabbage. . .. IN the spring, clothes can be bleached by putting six cents’ worth of oxalic acid into a gallon of boiling water, and Fouring over them. Stir them up and et them remain in it till the water ‘is cold, and then lay out on the grass to bleach. They will soon be white as snow.— Cincinnalt Times. : YORKSHIRE PUDDING.—A quarter of a pound of flour, with a quart of water or milk; three eggs, well beaten, to be mixed with it; pepper and salt; butter the pan; put it under the beef so as to catch the gravy; have it in a good big pan, so as to be thin. Cut in ' pieces when served with the beef, and arrange around the dish. ' THE value of onions as a food for fowls can scarcely be overrated. - They are a preventive remedy for many of the diseases to which domestic fowls are liable. For gapes onions are the best things that can befed. We recommend %iving fowls, and especially young chickens, as many as they will eat, as often as three times a week. Th'eg should be chopped up fine.—N. Y. Herald. ‘ _ -

PRESERVED PINEAPPLE.—Take large ones that are perfectly ripe, pare carefully, and chop fine or grate them, being careful to preserve all the juice with the pulp. ,Weigh the pulp and juice, put all into a kettle and heat slowly, stirring very carefully. Use a pound of white sugar to every pound of -fruit; let it simmer fifteen minutes, then add the sugar. Let it simmer again thirty minutes. Be very careful that it does not scorch. |

Boston RorLrs. —Two quarts of flour, into which rub a large spoonful of lard, one pint of cold boiled milk, one-quarter of a cup of sugar, onebalf cup of yeast; make a hole in the flour. Pour in the liquid, and let it rise over night; in the morning, knead and let rise until noon; then knead and roll out, cut out with a round cutter and butter one-half; turn the other half over onto it, and let rise until teatime; bake in a quick oven. : PickLE DRESSING.—-One pound English ground mustard, mix with best whiteswine vinegar to the consistency of cream; boil ten minutes. :1f too thick add more vinegar; two ‘bottles French mustard, salt, pepper and curry to taste, about a dessert-spoonful of the last is right, add two tablespoonfuls of browr sugar; bgil fifteen minutes, add ‘three pints of vinegar and boil again five minutes. This will keep for years and is an éxcellent sauce for corned beef or ham.—N. Y. Times.

ArLL know that a lump of ice in a glass of water meélts very slowly; but if divided into pea-sized pieces and stirred round, it is melted with many times greater rapidity, each piece being dissolved from without inward, and the surface exposed to the water being multifold greater. So ‘it is {with the food in the stomach, the juices of which develop it for the purpose of reducing it to liquid form, to prepare it for yielding its nourishment to the system; the more numerous the pieces, and the smaller, the greater will be the amount of surface exposure, and the more rapidly will it be dissolved; hence the reason for chewing the food well.— Health and Home.

Seasonable Hints. THE opening of the dairy season cannot be said to be very auspicious. The most favorable thing for prices is the lateness of the season, and this entails a smaller yield and inferior product. The alternative presented to the dairyman is less goods and better prices, or more goods and poorer prices. Whatever he may gain in one way he must lose in another. There appears to be over-production, aggravated in its consequenceés by under-consumption. 1t is difficult, under such circumstances, to give any satisfactory advice. But if we were running ‘a dairy we would keep no cow that would not afford a profit at present prices. Any cow whose milk was not rich enough or large enough in fuantity to do this, we would hand over to the butcher as soon as we could iget: her in eondition. No one can afford to run a dairy at a loss, nor even to keep one or more cows in it that do not pay a profit, or ‘the loss on which must be made ug out of the profits of the rest of the herd. We would be sure that every cow was a gaying cow at present prices. y a thorough weeding of dairies in this way, the number of cows in the country would be considerably reduced, and the cost of dairying correspondingly decreased. This would somewhat lessen the yvield of products, but not in _proportion to the lessening of the cost, ~and the decrease in the product would ‘be a healthy one, reducing thé supply ‘more nearly to the volume of the de'mand, and giving the market a better tone, with a chance for better prices. Let every dairyman do this—we cannot see why every intelligent da.ix('iyman should not do it—and it would tell more favorably before the end of the season. But whether all do it or not, it is a step which each and every individual dairyman can take with ‘safety and profit. He will find the balance on the right side of his account at the end oflthetalkgon. = ' o

When by careful trial and calculation we had madesure that all unpaying cows were out of our herd, even if none were added in their places, we should feel great satisfaction in knowing that, at present prices, every cow would afford us some profit. There could beno such thing as loss. Then we would;take steps to add to our gain by providing every necessary convenience and seeing

that every cow was fed-and treated in the way to get the _larieet firofit out of ner. We would see that the milk was delivered in the best condition, whether for butter or cheese, and whether sent to a factory or worked up at home. By reasonable economy we would keep out every unnecessary _expense, but we would have a care not to be penny wise and pound foolish. We would endeavor to further economize and add to the quality of the product by doinfi everything at the right time and in the right way—for it is réally easier and cheaper, involving less work and eare, to make good butter and cheese than to make poor. - An improvement in the quality of dairy goods would most likely cause an improvement in price.: If it did not, it would icause increased consumption, and that would be equivalent toa smaller yield and have a favorable effect on the markets.: ; Every dsiryman should feel a pride in ‘establishing a good reputation for his products. There is money in a good reputation. This can- be won only by strict cleanliness, care, probity and honor. Cows must be well and honestly kept, to make /the most and the best product—and the most and the best, so far as the single cow is concerned, generally go together. She must be in the best condition and health, contented and quiet. She mustbe gently milked, handled and dealt with .in every way. She must have clean, sweet-smelling quarters, and this cleanliness must be continued in all the manipulation and surroundings of the milk and product. In no other business is cleanliness more akin to godliness than in dzirying.— - American Dairyman. A

—The New York Mail wisely remarks that every man has two roads to happiness open to him. Oneis matrimony and the other isn’t. —_——— e —— .. It Seems Impossible That a remedy made of such common, simple plants as Hops, Buchu, Mandrake, Dandelion, - etc., should make so many and such marvelous and wonderful cures as Hog Bitters do, { but when old and young, rich and poor, Pastor | and Doctor, Lawyer and Editor all testify to having been cured by them, you must believe and tri them yourself, and doubt no longer. See other column. i it AFT,# you have tried neariy everi‘thing to %et cured of Chronic Chills and Fever or ever and Ague in vain, we would advise you to try, Dr. F. Wilhoft’s Anti-Periodic or Fever and Kgue Tonic. It is not pleasant to take,. but it contains no Quinine, and never fails to cure. Its composition is printed on the inside wrapper of each bottle, and it is indorsed by the most eminent physicians. For sale by all Druggists. - il ———— i e— t I'TIE GILBERT NSTARCHES.—Patent Gloss, Laundry and Corn Starch arestrictly pure and superior to any manufactured. Such is the demand for them that they have become household words all over the civilized world. They are manufactured at Buffalo, N. Y., the most extensive works of the kind in the country. ’ i Caught at Last. : The' notorious depredator Kate-Arrh, who has for sc many years eluded the most accomplisned and skillful detectives, has been caught at last in Buffalo, N. Y. For further Barticulars, ask your druggist for a bottle of r. Sage’s Catarrh Remedy. admitted to be the best remedy for catarrh yet compounded. (——— e —— Hrere 18 TROUBLE for Eastern Organ makers. W. W. Kimball, Chicago, the largest dealcr in Pianos and Organs in this country, is now manufacturing Organs, and supplying the trade direct. CurED by wearing Barney’s Liver Pad (cost $1). CHEW Jackson’s Best Sweet Navy Tobacco.

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