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o ; THE i Noble County Register SPUBLISHED EVERY THURSDAY MORNING BY J. PALMITER & Co. Orrice—ln Fisher's l:l‘:ck,m Story, Corner of Cavin and Third Streets—entrance on Third. - | (Tnxs—-sl,lw per annum in advance; or $2 00 if not paid until the expiration of six months. i i JOB PRINTING &Wl its various branches executed with neatness and despatch at the “Realster”. Office.
R e R RST e R e é 0. ARNOLD, M. D. 7 ' Physician & Surgeon LIGONIER, INDLANA. yoo4 i [o “o i Having recently located in Ligonier, will attend 10 all calls in the line of his profession. Office—in the Drug Store of O. ‘" Arnold& Co. | . :
- C.‘.PALMITER, SURGEON, OBSTETRICIAN AND PHYSICIAN Ligonier, : . «i¢: Indiana. | % ' J. McCONNELL, ?zal_dflslate Agent and_Nutary Public LIGONIER INDIANA. ILL accnowledge deeds and mortgages AY and take depositions. o g J. PALMITER, | LAGONIER, L LNDIANA. ANUFACTURER of different varieties YA of Tombstones, Mornuments, &c. Engréving executed in the most approved style, / 0. ARNOLD & Co. ". L x‘{ ONIER, INDIANA. Dplers in Drugs, Medicines, Paints, Oils, Glifs, Yankee Notions, Books,, Stationary, '\V ,end Window Paper. &c. §c. Also,a larf- supply of Choice Family Groceries, corls antly on hand. e 3 %, LAZENBY & STONE, LI ONIER, INDIANA 3 "_ B i . .l (X "HOLESAEE and retail denler it V. Drugs,%filicih‘fifl’aints,Oils,Glass, Dyeltuffs, Perfumery, Fancy Goods, Family Grodfries, pure Wines and Liquors, for medicifdl purposes. ol W
‘J. C. ZIMMERMAN, D ALER in Dry Goods, Groceries, Boots ad Shoes, Queens-ware, Notions, &c. | Al Dealer inall kinds of Produce, 3 - ¥ LEWIS COVELL, - | GE RAL COLLECIION AGENT. Ligbnicr, Indiana. G()EL‘ECT!ONS in Noble and adjoining Counties promptly inade, and on reasoi-| able terms. ; , 4. 3.BTOUGHTON, | R .n.‘\\'np‘t.n:\"gnrn. ST%‘TGIITON & WOODWARD, : Attorneys & Counsellurs at Law. LIGONIER, { " INDIANA. ILL promptly attend to all business % that pays. - V. C. MAINS ] J. W. BRYANT ' MAINS & BRYANT, : Attorneys at Law, dlbicn, Neble Co.sudnd. W ILLattend promptly to a!l Legal Busi- , ness entrusted to wtheir care in the courts of Noble and adjoining counties. 7 .J.E, BRADEN, D’F‘.ALER in the different varieties of FAMILY GROCERIES, also a full assortment of Wines, Liquors, Domestic anc Imported. Refrefhiments cf all kinds alwayg on hand: Rt :
' - J. RIPPERTON, PHYSICIAN. AND SURGEOJN, - Ligenier, ' Indiana. ESPECFULLY offers his professional R services lo the citizens of Ligonier and vicinity. () ~ CLIFTON HOUSE. g, J. COTHRAN, PROPRIETOR, Blkhart, - 4 lndiana. » HIS Houseis the general T Passengers (conveyed to and-from the ars free, : e , - F. PRICKET, | Attorney and Counsellor at Law, O FFICE in the Court House, Albion, Indiana. Prompt attention given to all Legal business entrusted to his care.
~E. B. WOODWARD, NOTARY PUBLIC. '\_\flLL ATTENND. PROMPTLY. TO all kinds of conveyancsng ane all oth-" er business a[:'pertaining to that office. ~ "OFFICE over Fisher & Hosteter’s store, Ligonier, Noble Co, Ind. . - ; e —— ~ HENRY HOSTETTER, JUSTICE OF THE PEACE. OFF[CE on Main Street, Ligonier, Indi ana, e ‘ ‘ "+ "LAND AGENCY. THE undersigned has established an Agency for the purchase and sale of Real estate in Noble and adjoining counties, and haseffected arrangements which ‘offer superior inducements for those wishing to buy or sell the same, in this section of the State. - Particular attention will be paid to Renting Houses, Leasing. farms, and other business which it may be necessary for non-residents to leave in the hands of an agent. . LAND WARRANTS Bought, sold, and obtained for those entitled to the samie under the late act of Congress. JAMES M¢CONNELL, 5
L./H, STOCKER, . ca« s ss W. €. MCGONIGAL. STOCKER & McGONIGAL, ATTORNEYS AT LAW, AND General Agents for Buying and Sellinq Real Estate, Examining Titles, VMakmg Collections and Paying Taxes. - } Auburn, Indiana. 2-6 m. ' A X P Sl J, BARRON, ke DEALRR LY. -Clocks, Watches, Jewelry & Patent Medicines Kendalville, : llndiana. "’ Any petson wishing to purchase any of th above variety of G&dh m’influd’to cal; mdloak@h\mt., K ; Kendalville, March, (838 -n8
s e TR AR g L RPN T A e cRU S S S " Hush! T canniot bear to see thes, = Btretch thy tiny bands in vain; Nothing, child, to ease thy pait: .3 Wfimw'fl‘fi“mffl#‘:fi’fl ke ~ Almostlong to seathoedie; i £ - ?fi%fl hocy A . God isgood, but life is dreary, .' & L e ST U e I havo waiched thy beauty fading, % And thy strongth sink day by day! -~ | Soon, 1 know will want and fover « ek MO AN We could suffer all, my baby, a 0 ** Had we but a crust for thee, ~ ° - Sleep, my darling, thou art weary; * God is good, but life is dreary. Better thou should perish early, ; Starve so soon, my darling one, ' Than live to want, to sin, to struggle Vainly, still,as T have doneé. Better that thy angel spirit With my joy, my peace were flown, Ere thy heart grow cold and careless, } Reckless, hopeless, like my own. 3 = Sleep, my darling thou art weary; _ "God is good, but life is dregry. r lam wasted, dear, With hunger, - : And my brain.is' all opprest, : I have scarcely strength to press thoe, Wan and fecble to my breast, S Patience, baby, God will help us, sy ‘Death will come to you and me, o He will take us to His Heaven, g Where no want or pain can bo. : Sleep, my darling thou art weary ; God is gobd, but life is dreary —————t P : ; ' From the Ladies Repository. THE BRIGHT-EYE OF THF SETTLEMENT. BY WM., T. COGGESHALL.
“When?” ' e “At seven o’clock, on Thursday ‘morming. -We start at eight.” = “All right. You can depend upon me.”’ o : - These words were exchanged by two young men in the shaded streets of a quiet New England village. : They had been schoolmates, and were intimate friends. One was about to take leave of the old associations’ of hig'youth, and of his early manhood—the other had been invited to witness a ceremony ‘which would. unite his friend through sickness and health, through prosperity and adversity, one who had been more than a playmate to the elder in manhood. Kor afew days there liad ‘been a wide spread excitement in the little town. A colony for emigration had been organized. - The bride and groom of Thursday morning were to join the band of' emigrants: They would be the youngest married people in it. NG The mcrn was propitious. = There was a joyful wedding—then there were prayerful good wishes and sad partings.
The honeymoon had passed, and autumn succeeded summer; when, in the midst of a prairie, whose regular undulations ‘reminded the settlers of the ocean,from whose shores they had come, nearly a score of pleasant cottages surrounded a small, white church and a white school house.
"Romote from other settlements, rarely having society, other than that which they found among themselves, being congenial in tastes and opinions, the New' England secttlers were more cor-dial-——much more gloscly interested in each other's prosperity and adversity than they had been in the village from which they emigrated. ! - & From gardens around their dwellings they had gathered one rich crop; and a second time flowers had bloonied for them in the apparently boundless field, which stretched away in beautiful lines toward the distant horizon—when the census of their colony numbered one more than it did on the morning their white church was dedicated. There had not been a death—and the youngest bride was a mother.”” =
The little immigrant was what all the maids and matrons called a swéet babe. He was a large, fair child, with light curling hair, an expressive countenance and clear, blue eyes. B e When he grew large enough to rin out of doors and the men met him, as they were going to, or coming from their labors, they éalled him. bright Eyes.— The women often talked of him as a promising child, and all were proud of him as‘the first born of the settlement. e E
~ Remarkable for beauty, intelligence and goodness, when he was two years old, the settlers were, toward him, as one family. The women were hard workers; the mea had rough hands and bronzed faces, but they had tender hearts. Frequently pains we:e taken to save nice presents of cake ‘or pie for Bright Eyes, and sometimes a settler took many steps out of his way to cartry him a flower, of .a handful of berries. . 5 A - Recognizing a bond of union in love for a little chfd, the colonists were happier than men often are where honors and riches command the choicest and rarest of the peculiar privileges of refinedme‘yo z Bl o .} BTy T g g
LECONIER, IND. THURSDAY,JUNE 3, 1858,
| Whéther o:;r all m&gmm the hein-or cutbing wind SNk clatids inli®br, end took pleastire:in; ohecos], jeetings, e Wsiting, singing leesons, gud-eoft= FE# praycr blended their atéractions e anjoymients and their consolay e T e ~ Onadark mg\it,fn fiéfigfiffi?flfiei" mohg, at oné of these reunions, 4 few words, whispered from ear to ear, saddened every heart, and put a new fervor into the closing prayer. . ‘Bright Eyes, the child around which the pride and the affection of all the village had clustered; had been suddenly taken ill. % i In childish enterprise and glee he clambered ‘after some pictures on a book-shelf, and had fallen. He did not, at first, appear to be much hurt, and his tather joined the winter-even-ing party. But before the hour at which the settlers were expected to seek” their homes, a violent fever disturbed his brain, and filled his mother’s heart with grievous apprchensions. “Though the succeeding morning was severely cold, and a fierce wind filled the/air with drifting snow, scarcely had the day broken ere the news was known at’ every fireside, that the hope of the settlement was dangerously ill. with fever in a brain unusually developed.— There, around a neat cottage, near the church, centered the entire interest of all the settlers. Little Bright Eyes knew no rest. Soon he did not know his father or mother. Violent spasms seized him, and irregular moans expressed a painful struggle between firm disease and a strong frame.
- At length, while his father held him in his arms, and his-mother kneeled by his side, watching for a last look of recognition, he sank into a deep stupor, from which death took him peacefully. It was Sabbath morning. Little children in their classes at- Sunday school were told that little Bright Eyes had gone to heaven. o : In the white church that day, a sermon from this text; “Suffer little children to come unto me, and forbid them not,” moved the stgrnest men, as well as ‘the weakest women. The head of the houschold from which Bright Eyes had been taken was the preacher. Every settler felt then that affliction hath bonds of union closer than the ripest pleasure can furnish. To each other they renmcwed those vows, the keeping of which would enable their beloved pastor to lead them the way, Bright Eyes had goner : -On the following evening, when the first-born of the prairie was laid in his little grave, every man, woman, and child, able to brave piercing cold, heard the clods fall on his coffin. Their hearts bled: in sympathy. The pastor knew that the shadow which had fallen over his threshold, crossed, also every threshold in the settlement. At bhis saddened home he took leave of his people in only these words;——-’l “The lord gave, and the Lord hath taken away. The Lord chasteneth whom he loveth. Blessed be the name of the Lord 2. N G |
Whoever visits now the village -of j ——, in ——— county, Towa, may witness mutual respect and forbearance among all the people; from children in the street to men at their business, an'l women in their homes, which will puzgle your understanding as much as it will challenge your admiration, unless, gpending ‘af?ngbgath there, be hears the village pastor preach the Gospel, and, affected by his pensivé countenance, learns the story 1 have poorly told, of the The Bright Eye of the Settlement. The features of this story, as true to real occurrence as my pen can make them, furnish a striking contrast to the features of a,_.:sto?, which faithfullly depicts pioneer life, as it was in the west fifty years agq.; o
pes. Lewis Paulsen, the Chess Player who recived a gold medal at the New York Chess Conventien for the extraordinary feat of playing five games at once, without seeing any board, is now astonishing the Chicago Chess players by greater marvels of mental power».é—-i He is playing ten games-simultaneous-ly against ten of the best players in Chicago, and will probably,,win\ them all. He has conducted seven games at a time in Dubuque without seeing the boards, and won. Mr. H. is thought to have norival living in' the powers of abstraction, combination, calculation, and memory. - e
ey Some one .‘says; that human heads are like hogshead—the less they contain the louder the report they give of themselves. The smaller the calibre of the mind the greater the bore of a perpetually open month.. -~ -~ e I'.“P"ie“‘é, we must watch our thoughts; in the fomily, our tempers; In company, our tongues. :
st - THE BIBLR ' . _ The Bible the Best Police Officer- . % Mother, I was frightened last night by d» ffng that there were burglargs ‘%‘% ousc. But all at once I felt yery®old, and walked up to the leader of thm and said ‘Do you know the gighth commandment?” ‘No,’ said he ’tj,%- - I then repeated it to him “fi;w stood still and listened. I then suidjover all the ten commandments He said he had never heard anything like them before, and asked if I had fyffifig more of the same sort. I went across thie room to the table and got my little bible and read a chapter, while all the robbets stood still and listened. When I had finished the chapter they all wanted to hear tnore, and asked if I had any more like it. I told them that there was plenty more, bnt I could not read it then, for breakfast was ready; but if they would go and take breakfast with with us, I would rcad them more afterward.”
“But,” said her mother, “didn’t you call the police?” . " “Police!”” replied the child, “there was no need of the police. Don’t you you sec there was no need of the police.” s ; This is all true, and a good little story for sabbath-school teachers, and all friends of bible instruction. —— P — The Bible the best Comforter in Death. A soldier was wounded in a battle in the Crimea, and was carried from the field. He felt -that his wound was mortal—that life was fast ebbing away —and he said to his comrades who were carrying him: - “Put me down; do not take the trouble to carry me any further; I am-dy-Snptoc 0 ] Gt
' They then put him down and returned to the field. A few minutes after an officer'saw the man weltering in his blood, and asked him if he could do anything for him. ; “Nothing, thank you.” . “Shall I get you a-little water?” said the kind-hearted officer. - 8 “No, thank you; I am dying ”’ , s “Is there nothing I can do for you? Shall T writé to youtr friends?” ~ “I have no friends you can write to. But there is one thing for which I would be much obliged; In my knapsack you will find a Testament—will you open it'at the 14th of John, and near the end of the chapter you will find a verse that begins with ‘Peace.’ Will you read it?’ : - The Officer did so, and- rcad the words—Peace I leave with- you, my peace I give unto you. Let not your heart be troubled, neither let it be afraid.” sed j . “Thank you sir,” said the dying man “T have that peace; I am going to that Savior, God is with me; I want no more;” and instantly expired. ———
Printer’s Dollars, . The printer’s dollars! Whero are they ? We'll suppose one of them is in somebody’s pocket in Philadelphia, another in Boston, a third in New York, a fourth in Baltimere, while a fifth is resting securely in some city or town in the West. A dollar here and there, scattered all over towns, all over country, miles upon miles apart,, how shall they be gathered? The type founder has his hundreds of dollars against the printer, the paper maker, the building owner, the journeyman, the grocer, the tailor, and all assistance to him 1n ‘carrying on business, have their demands hardly ever-so small as a single dollar.. But the mites from here and there must be diligently gathered in ‘and svery patiently hoarded, or the where-with to discharge the large” bills will never become very bulky. We imagine the printer will have to get up an address to his widely scattered, distant dollars, something likéthis: “Dollars, halves, quarters, dimes, and all manner of fractions into which ye are divided, collect yoruselves and come home! ye are wanted! Combinations of all sorts of men that help the printer to become a proprietor, gathered in such force, and demand with so ‘good reasons your appearance ‘at his counter, that northing short of a sight of you will appease them. Collect ‘yourselves, for valuable as you are in the aggregate, si mmll never repay. the cost of gathering. Come in here, in silent, sin @e,tfiaz the printer may form you inte battalions and send you forth again to battle for him and vindicate his eredit.” s ‘I come-for the saw,sir.’ “What saucer? *Why, the saw, sir, that you borrowed of me.” ‘I borrowed no saucer.” ‘Sure you did, sir; you borrowed a saw, sir.’ g ‘nqvér' saw your saucer.” ‘But you ?gi’ there is ‘the saw, sir, now sir—‘Oh, you want the saw. .Why dido’t IR BOL iil T G not consist in length of mat 10 the right improvement of them.
ee e e ———— ; TO A FRIEND. L Written in veply toan eavnest solicitation to attend & Briltiant Purty © - ‘ l’m weary of mflof mirth. . The feastitig and the glare, . The fascinating Lriliancy : _ That doth my soul ensparo. . |The flatterer hath no charm for meo, ! . ’Tiz miockery to my ear; S ; | | Nay, tempt me, tempt tie 2ot to be . A pleasurc-seeker there. : | Ob, lot me try to keep my soul ‘ | From sin and sorrow free!] | For Heaven I wotld my name envoll 5 : L Come ! share drosejoye with me. l!w Maloneys Idea of a Lover. b rm— - ) ,‘th'}t are you singing for?’ said Ito Mary Maloney. ' R , . ‘Ob, I don’t know, ma’am, without it’s because my heart feels happy.’ - ‘Happy are you, Mary Maloney ?—— Let me sec; you don’t ewn a foot of land in the world.” _ ‘Foot of land, is"it?”’ .she eried with a hearty Irish laugh. <O, what a hand ye be after joking; wb,y;f"l hevnt a penny, let alone the land.” = D ~ ‘Your mother is dead?” T - ‘God rest her soul,yes,’ replied Mary Maloney, with a touch of genuine. pathos, ‘may the angels make . her bed in Heaveénl = oo ; R “Your brother is still a hard case, I. suppose,” : : £ ‘Ah, you may well say that! It's no-. thing but drink, drink, drink, and beating his poor wife, that she is—the creaL : ‘You have to pay your little sister’s board.” | ; : ‘
‘Sure; the bit crater, an she’s a good little girl is Hinny, will do whatever I axes ber. I don’t grudge the money that goes for that.” Tty e ‘You havn’t many fashionable dresses, either Mary Maloney.” > ‘Fashionable, is it? - Oh, yes, I put a picee of whalebone in my skirt, and me-calico gown looks as big as the great ~laTdics. But then ye says true; I hasnt but two gowns to my back, two shoes to me feet and me bonnit to me head, barrin the ould hood ye gave me. .} . ,
““You havn’t any lover, Mary Malone .’ 2 . * -~ - F “‘;Oh,' ‘be off wid ye—ketch Mary’ Maloney getting a lover these days when the harq timesis come. No, no, thank heaven, I aint got that to trouble me yet—nor I don’t want it.’ : ¢ What on earth, then, have you got to make you happy? A drunken bro- | ther, a poor helpless sister, no mother no father, no lover, why, where do you get all your happiness from?’ : “The Lord be praised, Miss, it growd up in me. Give me a bit, of sunshine, a clean flure, plenty of work and a sup at the right time, and I’m made. That makes me laugh and sing; and then if deep trouble comes, why——God helpin” me—l'll try to keep my heart up. Sure, it would be a sad thing if Patrick M¢Grue should take it into his head to come ard ax me, but the Lord willin’, I'd try to bear up under it.”. This last speech upset wy gravity.—= The idea of looking upon a lover as an affliction was so droll! But she was cvidently eincere, having before her the example of her sister’s husband and her drunfien brother.. ——— @t e Yankee Notions. - A Hoosier correspondent.tells us the following good one, iow a pedler was taken in by the Spencervillians, of Spencerville of that State: e Notions drove into town and commewnced trade, when a merchant stepped up and selected goods to the amount of one dollar, and carried them into his store, and returned with a coon skin, says: | | “Sir, here is your pay for the goods.” “But hold on,” says Notions, I don’t take coon skins fot my goods. *Cant help it now,’ says the merchant; the trade is made and a coon skin is a dollar here—legal tender. ‘Well,” siys notions, ‘if them are your laws here, I guess I can stand it,’ and at once concocts a plan to get his coon skins into something available.— Getting the coon skin into as small a compass as possible, he makes for a saloon, and there concludesto: spend a quarter, Holding cone . hand ;;under. under his coat, with the other he beckons up three or four suckers, and after ,dr‘inking all around throws down the coon skin and demands. seventy-five cents in change. - i Sl g ‘Yes,' says Boniface, ‘that m%wd dollar, ?;iandy handed him three muskrat skins, and says: - Here sir i§ your ".chan‘go.l ~ Notions took his ebange and
A FrLoGaING CASE—A strovg-grmed woman at Smyrna, Delaware,’ fid%fid a fellow severely on the piazza of hotel, for seducing her husband to the tavern, where the pair would indulge too frzely in drink. She then. offered her arm to her hasband and conducted him home. R A sheaf from the shock of an earthgunko must bo & W steiomey, |
' Anlllinois Romange, . . The Rushville (11.) Citizen, of last week contains the following specimen of Illinois romanees - . An clderly gentleman had & beauti: ful danghter,one whom he ‘l,o:yed.mno_fi', in ](:h‘om' all his hopes were echtered.— Some two yeais or more. age a yo man—a stzangerecamé to gl?ongq:;fi him, and finally to work for him. His ‘ leharaeter, stfaigb: forwardnesr, ial disposition, amiability and virtue, . ,;;e n ing;??fi?ted himself ’iztb thc”gbui‘ graces of the whole family;: so that some eighteen months ago, the old man - haying some business to to be done in Be;trdstown, entrusted this young man to do it for bim, and gave him the use of his team, &e. About the same time . hisL daughtet haviog business—some little shopping, 'auc{ as’ girle always ‘have~at thefi:‘me cityfiand the father’s confidence in the youth bein aqgtel reat, e allowed her to accompanyg.;hit‘n}%;&t, night they returned, safc and sound,the business and the shopping satisfactorily done. v e e # %hings went on as usual. = The family 'and the youth mutually attached, and the attachment vonstantly growing - and strengthening, until, indced, the parents of the girl began to falk abouyt - a mateh betweqn the young folks, and tb(t)lsen‘re with™ pleasurc the growing - intimacy and apparent fondness between them. Having' such oqnfiaen_ee in both, the old folks retired, as in the country they generally do, early, leaving the “lovers,” as they hoped, to make their own terms and fix -upon their own arrangements. ~ © % iudge‘ffof the father's surprise, when one night a couple of weeks sago, he woke up about 11 o’clock, quite sick, and having oceasion to leave his own, ‘caught his young and beautiful daughter in her night robes, justin the act of taking her place upon the young man’s couch! Of course a scene. followed. The old man wept, and scolded,and tore his hair. 'He upbraided his daughter and poured out the vials of his wrath - upon the ungrateful yoath. .. 2 The youth took it coolly—calmly, tndecd under the circumstances. 8o soon us he ceuld get the pld gentleman to,listen, he told Him that o need not.make such’ a fiiss; that his daughter’ had a right to share his couch, ‘to sleep mn his atms, &e., &c., (imagine all the POSY-) i et Next morning bright and early in | the language of a distinguished novels ist, ¢ a solitary horseman might have been seen” wending his way towards: Beardstown. It was that girl’s father. Cropsing the river at the ferry, he hur:, ried to the court house, and by the rec- - otds of the county dicrfi,- found that the nforesaid young man and woman’ had been legaKy tfloined;l in" martiage Ijust,f eighteen months befored =~ . | | —— AP SO L
Pat's Encounter with a Hornet’s Nest. As I was a mowing a mornin, just a while since on a marsh fornins the" wood, an I'seed a big beautiful bird’s. nest on a bush; an I ‘asked Mr. David’ what kind of a bird’s nest it wus; an he’ told me, bad luck to him, * twas a huni: bird’s nest; and I wentup to and peeps into it, but devil bird could I see nor & place for “one to stay; and then Mr, Davis tould me—may the devil rati’ away wid him—to shake the bush; an the ould bird would come out; anT shuek it sure, but instead of a bird out cum a thousand, ten—och a million .ov the big green heads, an they flew into me eyes, an into me hair, an inte me ‘mouth, be jabers aud they dit me: till’ surely I thought I was dead jist; am I screamed an 1 ran—och didn’t I runlss but shure they stuck to me, an no more. co'v%l\d Iron away trom tha. varmitts than I could run away from meself; an the fitst I knew I tumbled .into &' ditch oy about two fect ov wWalet, an thinks T now me honies, I'll eum the St Patrick on ye, who jist gives the lickes ov, such spalpeens a little howly - water in ould Ireland. So I duck :down me head under water, and jist held: it -tilt I mos kilt meself, and entirely kilt cevery mother’s gson“oy the humchirds—badlnck to’etd. < = mimne
~-A Dissolution of Partnership: - Two birbers in Newark, N. J.,, eom* menced operations with two dombs, razor; one bar of soap and a wash basiil about & month agoe, hut ware making - moey 0. fyak St et Pelor pavie rotived from:the service, spéiit the pro- - ceeds, and ran the concern xndefili-’.:: The senior thought this was going & little too far, and ealled &0 the otherto ‘eome te time,” afid mm - whick amounted to 61,84&;;_]: he - dodged and retired 1 hie digmity. b uck p with s pieee of SOSgON " Nofs—De didhtution of o juiilger heretofore resistiig twixt me and Moo’ Jones in the birber professior ~' g fofore resclved. Pidsous What owss st py 6B fhisoribar: ~ Dom what ghel form o ek 648 MG, Jogan 20 004
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