Noble County Register, Volume 1, Number 17, Ligonier, Noble County, 27 May 1858 — Page 1

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A & % ¥ ir an , 3 . Noble County Register " SPUBLISHED EVERY THURSDAY MORNINGBY o PALMITER & Co. # " typwice—Tn Fisher's Block, 2d Story, Corrier of Cavin #and Third Stroets—entrance on Lhird. & mi—g annusm i I\d:'}'g;o 00 if not ~.paid until l'engp[ftintlonxof :ix n:on 8. pe . v ol OLV lOBPRINTING. - a all its varions branches executed with neatness and despatch at the “ReqisTeß” Office. :

.0. ARNOLD,M. D. . . - Physician & Surgeon, ILIGOJVIER, L INDIANA. }hvir:ig recently loeated in Ligonier, will attend to all calls. in hthell)ine of his protha- . mioß. | ¢~—in the . Store of O. ' ,Amold%o,. T e : , C.“gPALMITER, SURGEON, OBSTETRICIAN AND PHYSICIAN " TLigonier, : : : : & Indiapa. : J. McCONNELL, Real Estate Agent and Notary Public LIGONIER ../ INDLANA. WILE accnowledge deeds and mortgages - and take depositions. PAR TP -i A e ¢ J. PALMITER, LIONAER & INDIANA D{A\ UFACTURER of different varieties of Tombstones, Mopuments, &c. Engraving exeguted in the most approved style,

| 0. ARNOLD & Co. LIGONIER, o T INDIANA: Dealers in Drugs, Medicines, Paints, Oils, Glass, Yaukee Notions, Books, -Stationary, ‘Wall end Window Paper. &cede. ‘Also,a large sapply of Choice ‘Fumily Grocgeries, constantly on hand. B lIAZENBY & STONE, LIGONIER, INDIANA ’W’HOL‘ESALE and retail. dealer in ~ Prugs, Medicines, Painls, Oils, Glass,-Dye-stufls, Perfumery, Fancy Goods, Family Gioceries, pure Wines and Liquors, for medicinal purposes. Sh : : 713, 0. ZAMMERMAN, - DEALER in Dry Gouds, Groceries, Boots : and Shoes, Queens-ware, Notions, &c. L Also Dcaler‘ﬁn»all kind; of Produce, . LEWIS COVELL, GENERAL COLLECTION AGEN T Ligonier, : L - Indiana. COLLE'CTIONS in Noble and adjoining _J Counties promptly made, and on reason« ableterpis. = 7 g W ;

Ty a’;fguq:n’?m, ol JB. B WOGDWARD, STOUGITTON & YWOODWARD, Attorneys & Counsellors at Law, LIGONIER, : INDIANA. WILL promptly atlend to all business ; ithat pays. e ‘ i Vv C. MAINS 9 Y U WUIBLYART ©+ MAIXS & BRYANT, Attorneys at Law, Atbion, Neble Co. Ind. 'W ILLattend promptly to a'l Legal Busi'YV ness entrusted to their care in the courts of Nobie and adjoining counties. T 3 E.BRADEN, |/ F\EALER in the difierent varieties -of % FAMILY GROCERIES, also a full. asgortment of Wiies, Liyuors, Domestic anc Imported. Refrefhments of all kinds alwayg on hand: s e . J.RIPPLRTON, , PHYSICIAN AND SURG EOWN, Ligonier, ; | ¢ Indiana. ¥ ESPE(EIZULLY p(fcr_é his .professional services to the citizens of Ligonier and vicinity. o i "7 CLIFTON HOUSE: _s}. J. COTHRAN, PROPRIETQR, ' Ell:hait, C Ludiana.: HIS House is the genoral o A PRassengers conveyed to and from the ' Jars free, i , .

- ¥. PRICKET, A, Attorney and Counsellor at Law, O F'FICE in the Court llouse, Albion, In« UJ diana. . Prompt attention given to all Legal bufmess entrusted to his care. : ; "E. B. WOCDWARD, " . A NOTZ2RY PUBLIC, I r'\,VILL‘ ATTENND PROMPTLY TO = all kinds of conveyancsng ane all other business appertaining to that office. . . “ . OFFICE over Fisher & Hosteter’s store, Ligenier, Noble Co , Ind," . " HENRY HOSTE I‘%R, ' 1 ‘JUSTICE OF THE*#EACE. " F XFFICE on Main Street, Ligonier, Indi 2 R anadls SR : S LAND AGENCY. T " FIVHE undersigned has established an’ AgenA oy for the purehase and sale of Real esate in. Noble'aud adjoining counties, and has bffected arrangements which offer superior inducements for those wishing to buy or sell . the same, in this section of the State. .~ . ___ Particular attention will be paid to Renting ' HMouses, Leasing farms, and other business ¢ ‘Which it may be necessary for non-residents 20 leave in the ham;g'}:f- an agent. e LAND WARRANTS . . ;.;guught. sold, and obtained for those entitled .+ to the same under the late act of Congress.’ e .1 JAMES MJCONNELL, } il ﬁ-’"oﬁ‘l‘, let N e n‘lo'Wu C.l MCGO‘N!GA.L- +'} SPOCKER & McGONIGAL, 4T TORNEYS AT LAW, & 'ND General Agents for ﬂﬁiyihg -and Selb A( ‘!:ng ‘ﬁ;eg‘}:;&tate,{E;unin[ing Titles, Making Collections and Paying Taxes. - Ly Avbums, Indians. . 26m. + Cloeks, Watches, Jewelry & Patent Medicines at _of Goods, are invited to call

Though overwhelmed with care, ™% _ A%! thoagh its throbs may heavybe | ' Weighed down by grief and woe, . Yet still the brilliant light of Tove, ’ “Through Kfe willeverglow, * Yes, close within each secrct cell sl Some dear loved image still, = 10 vivid colors stamped remains, ! ] Resist itas itwill.. 3 : " Sodo not wound the loving Reast, - : Let not the blightning seor L Of scornand urrequited love, i) Mar al] its hopes most dear. - s Butby kﬁﬂv werds and loving tbnu, o And artiohs wWernrand tamg. 0 a 0 Oht! let the loyving, feeling heart, - Trusting, rely on you, R >

- A Leap Year Incident. - We think it prudent fo state that we find the following story in a New York paper; without any indication as to who i 8 its: shameless author. It was bad enough to play the ‘coqugtie, without publishing the story, and then, too, think of a married man ‘boasting how he kissed a pretty maiden. . i The other evening, as my friend Albert and I sat in my study, with our heels elévated on the backs of twé chairs, and two glorious Havannas elevated from our lips, looking around through the ecloud of smoke, I espied the, evening .paper lying on the. table, which Tom, in his usual quiet manner had deposited there. Without in the least disturbing our' dreamy cogitations I picked it up and began languidly to dose over its columns, when my eyes lighted on the following paragraph, which old bachelor like, I felt quite enough interest in to read to my conxpanicn. : g “TaAxE ToE Lor.—The young ladies of Aurora, Illinois, have. resolved that it they didn’t get married- this year—leap year—somebody woald be to blame. The’ senior olass ;‘,ig_nglliams College have sent a eommunication to the Aurora paper offering to take the lot.— They say that now, having been four years under college discipline, exiled from all intercourse with the face smiles of Adam’s rib, we-think with Shakespeare that there is ‘aitied in thé affairs of man;’ and.the time for that Znot has come to us.” B itan s

No sooner had I fiaished, than Albert, with a_merry chuckle lik(}%n‘n—— he chuckles all over—tapped me -on tho shoulder, and exelainied: : “By J upitex;{-E Seth, thereby hangs a tale.” S '

“Ah, ah?” said I. e “Would you like to hear it?” (... . “Of course, if there’s any end to it, and any point to the end.” fpaa “Well, there are both, according to my way of thinking. Anyhéw, with your permission, I'(l teil you the yarn. Of course you know .where Aurora is—one of the smartest towns in the West? It lies just below Geneva, on the Fox river,.and in Kane countyi®y, Whether the couniry was named after or for the North Pole Kane, and the town Aurora because the Awrora DBorealis shines brighteratthe North Pole than anywhere else, is a question that some future nomienclatures may discuss; butpne little item you may bet your life.on—they raise the prettiest girls [X C p=pe¥] that. ever made a fellow’s mouth waforF 1 e e M o

“How do you-know?” ‘ “How do I know?. Wasn't lat Gen: eval last winter one whole month on business? wasn't I out]at Aurora every other day to sce. onr old friend, Jack Spaulding, who has just hung out his shingle there and gome into the practice of the law—or rather intends to when he can get a case.. Of course I was: and as Jack is death among the women he trotted me all around.. Ah, Seth you ought to go to Aurora—you—-— :éu’ght'”‘ s 7 RoA e S © §-«But the tale” @= = .

' “Why, you see, one glorious afternoon, when it was cold enough out of doors, but comfortable enough by Jack’s old Franklin, while lie was dozing over —somedody, I forget who, no matter—on contracts, and I engaged in my usual avocation; reading Dickens. “Suddenly there came a tapping as of some owe gently rapping at the door.”’— Jack, while visions of a fair client who wanted to be rid of a testy guardian filled his mind, cried, come in! and in 'wi_v'a(.llked two special constables of CuP *One was.a hoble looking girl—eyes dark as the future to a fellow who ﬁo_es. not know where his next meal'is eoming from, and cheeks as deeply red as.a Cambridge professor. Ah, Seth, she: was a perfect Goddess, the other—well I wont say anything about the other, for shie hasn’t much to do with my stoU"‘But"how: came she there?”’ “Why,.up stairs and through the door to I)d"hwefhumthq‘sxfr'.obj‘éét_?”. -s, tig!;abjectt?f e . “Why, that was to invite us~—yes, sl sSI 1 A « ~‘bu’?’."";:} Sl L : ~ “Yes, me, and she of the black eyes

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too, ;u the identical one who would be; very happy to h&vevgcﬁ ANy on a lit:{; ‘slei}g)i ride to Geneva, ftol?av?i{xdf-np with a little warm flyp, a hop, at ————'s and a slide home by star- . “Did you go?™” gt - “Did I go, Jack went, and how could I back out? Besides, it isn’t every day a man gets such an offer. At five P. M. we started—one of the merriest crowds that ever went anywhere— Thirty single sleighs—they don’t go-in for your greatarks there. ‘With a hip and a hurrah, off we sped, and over the road we skimmed, like a comet dashing throungh the milky way. The girls were excellent whips;cnd my blackeyed: Kate was a Gennessce Mgi, B"xt’i’a-’% - perfine. She selected her steed with. admirable taste———" . “As well as her bean—r-" “Get out! His neck arched like the Thames tunnel, and his broad chest marked his “noble ‘strength, while his slender legs told you volumes for swiftucss which was backed up by the very example. - We went by them all—we did—and Kate led the grand precession prouder, I dare say, than ever Julius was of ary Roman triumph.” .

“What did you talk of on the rogd.” .. “Of the weather, the delig‘h‘ful sleighing, the difference in horses, &e. After supper the hop—mnone of "your tame pdrtor dances, through which parties go with the same precision that two old chess players move, who have played gage law for the last half century—nosirl It was aregular western hop—but if you want it deseribed any fur‘th-1 er, you must do it yourself. 'W_ords‘ cannodt express it, it was action, action, | action. DBut like everything else it had an ‘end, and we were off ‘on the road again.”” ! : | “And here T must confégs that T had been. somewhat coquettish during the evening, and had with no little satisfaetion seen those black éyes upon me wherever I mioved, with whomsoever T danced, and on whomsoever I smiled. = Was it wrong to enjoy it How often. had 1 eame to go, of course I couln’t find my‘overcoat, and my hat was misssing, so I called to my aid half a dozen misses - who half hunted fér them, and half not, and under the shawl of whom I at last discoverod the one, and that of another the thera-Kate‘;as;l havea thoustimes under the eircumstances. And then I got into .the wrong sleigh, of course, by acceident, as well, no doubt when I tell you I slapped the naughty girl who kissed me for being where my. room was better "than iy company, as she-laughingly said, Kate, meanwhile quietly standing with the ribbons in one hand, and the other ready to help me in.

But, as T said hefore, at last we are. on the road again; but what a change had come over the sgpirit of Kate. On her way up she was all talk, mirth and fire; now she was all silence, abstraction and gentleness. Her very steed caught. her sentinients, and although she started off the acknowledged leader of the party,shalf a mile had not' beeu gone before every one was past him and gone out of sight.- ... ; “On.we went at.a slow trot; the reins swingitig as loosely as a clothes line ifi a gale of wind; Jat last they dropped: from thie hand of Kate, and hung trembling over the dasher. And now, half asleep half hewildered, I felt a gentle arm crawling stealthily around my waist, while my hand was clasped by her tapering fingers, whose pressure became every moment more perceptible; and then came the gentle weight of glorious curls upon my hreast, and upturned cyes of strangest beauty met my perplexed gaze. Where was I?* Was it a dream? Or was I suddenly bereft’ of reason? Was it avoicel heard pronouncewith a trembling tone, yet in strong accent: : i “Albert do you love me?” o . “It'must have been a dream. To be sure my hand was clasped in hers—herlittle arm was around me—her eyes right opposite mine—hut then she did notsgpeak—that was only my imagination, so I made no answer, but merely dréw a long breath, as one will, you know when weary d{'a:,lqad laying upon upon his bieast. ~The. arm was still clasped around. zne—my -hand was fast growing beautifully less’in width and beneath her warm embrace—Kate's black eyes grew blacker and her face redder, when, with a rich voice whose gentle cadence 1 shall never forget till my latest day, ghe said:.. .~ “Yes, Albert, Iknow you love me, and heayen oﬁlw truly I love you! Wil you be mime?”. L showing my willingness, “Kate, you must sk wiy—wirs? | It was too much. Kate took advantage of a woman’s privilege and fainted! But ;k;theoolawﬁtgn’ bmng}xfhixer ;a, and gathering up the reins, I drove briskly intofown, 1 lefin tho morning, 1 you ever @EAW&, zora, don’t say any thing _ 8@ Tt is_extraondinary that when people come to ' high words they generally use low language. -~ -

.+ Lovein aSteelTrap. .. I w 7 f%}m COLONEL. , - “Love laughs at lockémits," we arc Im}d‘ﬁutl::;gtraps are no subject of laughter, even to the blind god himself ‘asT shall skow you in the sequel of this Dbrief story. - S - “But'will you go to-night?” - “Yes, I will.” .. “/And if 1 have old Bob bchind the barn, at twelve, you'll be -waiting inside, and we'll drive to New York and get married right straight off the ;;reen){, ! 2 : ) 5 . “Yes. When all the folks are in -bed and _agleep, I'll steal out at the -wash-hot y 2o to the barn get in and disguise myself. When you comg, put in your finger, lift the latch, open the barn door, and I'll drop into your arms like a ripe apple. Oh, Ido so I‘OI;{ to run away! = Won't it be.delightali? e bid el g ;

The speakers were ‘Joe Claver and Mary Miller! I need not mention that they were I(?reqs.' Mary’s father wasa prosperous farmer in Connecticut and Mary herself onc of the most lightheac&d, rémantic, innocent and affeetionate creatutes ever made after the “almnogt” divine model of mother Kve Joe was & generous, impulsive youth who had ongce seen flattering days, but had of late been unfortunate, and fallen into compara.ive poverty., - Tarmer Miller, as he grew rich, grew ambitious. Mary was hiy onlg#ehild. — He lookedsto her settleme , ime the world; asa means of his ownl'"social advancement, and had already elected in his mind’s eyB, a suitable mateli [for her. Of “course, . Jce’s. attentions, therefore, did not meet with approval; and while he was unwilling to chl sordid enough " to, reject Joe openly, for his lack of ' means, he had suggested to that young adventurer the propriety of: absenting himself altogether from Mary’s attrictive presence. This done; he had assured ary of his resolutions to dispose of her hand accordingly, to his own notions of feminine happiness. I need not say that these fagts, operating on the mind of a thoughtless, loving, eccentric and spirited child like Mary, had a peculior effect. = That very moment she determined'to marry Joe Clavers. He was evidently persccuted! Parsecation only made | im the dearer i¢" her. She liked him before; but now she loved hiwm, In fact, the more she thought of the matfer, the more she was convinced that hd was an angel, and that perfect idolatry on her part would be an act of noble devoHONL G § G | i ‘

If Farmer Miller had been 'a stnsible man, and at all disposed to study human natare, 'he would have adopted a-very different course toward his wayward daughter. He wouldhave introduged his proposed son-in-law, and forbidden her, at the same time, to indulge in. the slichtest regard for him. The probability is; that she Wonld have fallen: dosperately in lowé with him at firft sight, and have Joe his conge without further ceremony; but Farmer Miller had a way of his own in all things, and he was'satisfied that, should Mary feel disposed to play him.a trick he was quite able to manage a Roland for an Oliver. e ‘The very next morning after he had “opened his mind,” as he called iit, to hig daughter, he ltckily happened to see Joe Clavers make a flurtive entrance into the kitchen when Mary was busily at work, but not singing as usual, for she was brooding ovor the parental cru-e-0 i s '%armer Miller did not permit many minutes to elapse before he had placed himself in the wash-house, which adjoined the kitchen, so that he_ might ‘hear all that passed between the discomfited lpvers. He did hear the dialogue with which I Gommence this historiette. He possessed himself of the \contemPlaied elopement, and, he was satisfied. . WSPhips going to run away, is she?” e said ‘;%a_'ﬁimse;]t‘ “T'll teach %im a lesson, I'warrait me: and as for the little Gipsey, I'll settle lier busingss very WO ]bt o T oy

After tea that evening, Mary retired to her little room, her heart beating with anxiety for the approach of miidnight. Her surprise may be imagined when, half an hour afterwareg, she found herself a prisoncr. She tried the handle of the lock: It would not move. What was to be done? Could is have been -fastened accidentally ?— The called for her father and he oame.

_ “What's the matter Mary?”. was his exelamation, without, however, opening tne aohor“f(‘ et 33‘; ; : “My door is fast and T can’t get el - o s anind

- “Very well, dear,” was his reply; “goto bed hke a good girl, and Pll open it in"the—lmoming;” ‘ e . She knew it was not of the slichtest use to remonstrate. He must, by some means have discovered her design. She could do nothing but weep and bite her Hpsin vexation: ..o waiii §oaieh B . The next thing the farmer did was to visit the barn. ~Asusual, it had alarge wagon:-door, in which was cut for com ‘mon use, a smaller entrance. The lat-

ter was only sctured by the ordinary latch inside, wh_‘i)ch gasﬂiﬁed" zﬂ the customary way, by thrusting a finger through:a small hole made in the door beneath tne latch, for that purpose. . - Father -Milér remained in the barn long enough' to arrange miatters to suit his purpose, -and- then coming out: through a stable that adjeined; or.xathr lay partly behind it, he walked quictly hostie, laughed quietly to himself.— He first listened at his daughter's door, and finding all quiet, retired to his own room, and went to sleep. . . " . Jugt about midaight a horse and wagon drew silently up, on the road behind Farmer Mi{lér’s ‘barn. Joe Clavers got stealthily out of the vehicle, jumped thg fence, and crept eautiously around to the door of”,‘the%buildixiﬁ i question. . How happy he felt! In another moment Mary wauld b® his own! In the ‘morning she would be his darling little wife! Farmier Miller would storm of course; hut the farmer lgved his diughter dearly, He was preud of her. He would therefore. relent, forgive and bless them. . Full of these delightful anticipations Joe thrust his finger into the hole in the barn door to reach the lateh, but——“Ah!” how he yelled with pain. A steel trap, adroit--15 placed on the inside, 0 a 8 to catch any obtruding article, had snapped,and his bleeding finger was held fast in its iron teeth.. . Dicin 00

- It-was a cold night, and Joe's feclings may be conjectured as he stood there, shivering and shaking; Lour after hour, unable to move from the spot, held a prisonier by the savage ingtrument, his lacerated finger occasioned Him. exquis” ite agony, and his heart sinking into his boots with the convietion that daybreak would ‘only expose him to the farmer’s indignation,and the village ridsl o il by i

Just at dawn, Faemer Miller, chuckling over the success of his ruse, wentr down to the barn. 'Therestill s&o%]J oe #ind not far off the horse and wagon.— I need not say how Joe implored pardon -and prowmised every thing that could be desired to purchase it and silence.r = Farmer Miller and he finally closed a bargdin. = Joe was released. § ay, niore. Joe was in: New York before noon, en rouste forFown Moo 2 s T banis

As for Mary, this incident;oceurred two years ago, and I have just kissed her .ﬁrst‘babyr. . She pleased her father, and sesms to have pleased herself in consequencée, quite as much.—Sunddy Fimgess) o pnt TH- ok By ' A Starved Heart. g - Two gentlemen stood by the road-side oppesite-a grave-yard:™ . o g ‘And so our schoolmate, Edith Wynn, is dead,” remarked the elder of the two. ~ ¢T remember her, a little dancing, warbling thing, yet thoughtfal and wise beyond her years. I heard of her marriage in my western home, but since the;y have known nothing goncei"niqg her. She died of consunmiption did she not? Wy 1 L isy i -

‘People call it consumption, but she died of ecold andstarvation,’ calmly and slowly replied the ofher, the bachelor friond o - Fath. =~ ¢ o

¢ What do you mean?” asked the speaker,cyeing his friend curiously, and not without suspieion. | - o - ‘I mean that there is a slow freezing and starving of the heart, which, though moré-lingering, ie often as fatal to' life as WMo lack of 'bodily warmth' and food.” /. ; ; j ol ‘I do rict f‘u‘lly understand you.” ~ - “You did not know Kdith, and lgve heras I did. . Leng before she had dreamed of love; I hud selected her for my wife; but 1 kept the sweet seerct in -m¥ own -bosom, and toiled:to make myself “worthy of her. When she was still very young, T left home to travel a year or two. . No matter how it happened, when I returned sheg was married.- It was a crushing blow fo.me, thqni,h God only knows if I could have woii her. She married a man just.one remove from”the curious autowmatons the the Germans are so fond of manufacturing. 'He has intelleet but no heart. 1 Vhaman ol ol b 1 have met her gt intervals, since her marriage and have seen her gradually changing from the warm hearted, impulsive, ambitious woman to an automaton like himself. . Outwardly, I mean —for the anguish of the fzgmisgh)g]gpira_,; within; none can know. He fed and clothed her body but ignored and sli%xted Ter aflotions. Thiey could” Aot cling to him, but’ fixed thenislves in a better country, where the All'Merciful Hag taken her at last. Her husband is; exw&iﬁ;@s%ﬁ%}% %b‘!ﬁ‘r‘gmﬁ??ﬂ?-t&l}é‘i' memory. Heaven for%ve %be bgmt et were told upon'it, it would read, ¢ wam

Goop. MaANNERS.—The arb-of: ma-. king these people easy with - whom we, converse. Whoever makes the fewest persons uneasy, is thebest brod in the' p@There iz no grave so desolate that flowers williot at last spring o ity

R N §el Rl 1 ' Ts pretty gure to showit; */- . 11 Theploestlittioankle 4o i 7 Derhigt shooum‘.mwmuﬁv&wéyi Dut when ft'trips alovig the sthect: 1 _ Through wind and mud and vapor; g TR VR e . [ Howbesntitul togipes 0 170 . Audns it steps upon the walk, . o . o Amidthe erowd tomlﬁglv, G S ¢ Twotoguisiieyes look ip and sy, 0 | «I wonderif she's#ingle” -~ == T U e pes~Never load a cannon: to kill ~ gé@Doné moot {roubles; half way—they are not worth the compliment. W hat is tho. Tightest ship the man ever embarked in? Courtship. - " g Why ina ﬁénsitﬁng on'4 fenw likea cent? Because the head is 0w one gide dud the tail on the otheri: Horr,~The sentiment exhibited & the wag'of a dog’s tail when heds waic ing-foriabone. ol Ll jui ¥ Swiw .- g@ The strongest minded woman shrinks from being-canght in her nightBB i s T Ry ek * peg=Capital Punishment, as the boy said when the schoolistress seated him among the girls; .~ . . i );&F"l_lovgli_fmiét:»maﬁy & one’ might live,jif hecared as little for the cares of others as he does for his own. ~ ° B A d&‘o dy is a chap, that would be a lady if' hp. cq‘}i}g_l,;_ but as he can't does all hg can to show the world he is not ey o S “@& p&E" “I say, Pat, what are younbont?. sweeping out the room?” *“No,” siys Pat, &1 am #woepiny out/'the dirt and leaving:the room.” s gt weizh oo ey He ﬂmt lends an easy And eredulous ear to ealumny, is either a man of yery ill morals; or; has no more sense-or understanding than-achild.”: .+ &&= No man: knows what teopid snakes may lie in some scoret corner of his heart, ,waitixﬁ?fgr, a summer of “fos.fering circtimptances.” 7 0 - , 8~ Why is a beauty like the engliis on a #ilway? Because she drﬂfi » trainafter her, scatters’ thé Bpfirks, transports mails. (inales,) and makes us forget time and space, - ik o 88_Qut West the law " gives damages for apparent: breach ofﬂgfmng;o o The bachelors, however; obviatc the fienl by ihelling their sy, iCiped Fir thas il ot 0 8 vl

LR A murderer-having escaped. fraim the eustody’ of a Sheriff in Missouri, an exchange sugdests J&:t a detectivg had better “be -sent'to, Washington tq apprchend him,. before® Buchanan appoints him to office. <"~ o pen. “Pompey, de corn is up.* " “De cornup?—why T only planfed ,it' yestcﬁ'day. A]‘.’E' Srahaly ~!:.¢,; i jj;;‘% Wrey * Lknow dat; il de-hopslaobin 1 night and guv.itn Jift 115 01 fuada TR -r-—h-*f--—(vmu-‘:x—.ﬁ“ & 5 T)m!ne'ﬂ;‘ ﬁeﬁﬁéﬁt". firtet One of the most uveympmmh% Demograts fia fown, furnishes us tho following ‘eléetion ;lém,;a'xid*séfs"-i;’ is trué‘: LW s EArEE x, :»'q_:,_."rvq) »;,_v'\:x. L;ﬂ(;y? . A;son of the Emerald Isle; Avith a black carpet bag ,in. his: hand, steped into a store last. éﬁltmgy”()lh;‘ly rthe elestion was ‘going on, and asked the propricfor t 3 write him ‘4 “Hoket?”— “Yes,” answered the Milosiany 1@ Well Lewis Amis'for Shesuffs; v« IShMDmQA"mkI.r slgubivibel _ Yes, said the mer ?ans;;r il B oarge W. M or Tt = "Is h ‘ﬁmw ’p;w; i ‘s-x» t ig.x}'r K 1 o Gﬁ%&n}y; i "nmr s ot &ol *’ Il‘hee{)evﬁﬁigfm .frvm ﬂI g :{ %;ra.,inpv%;s%@;)}%a@?, 1 i};;ia i RRey e R " Then, be ‘dad,” that’s 'mé "ticket!— Exdlanyei i EEIIG BT YT, ¥ R b RSR D s

* Nor so BansThe ,',Al‘ﬂair}yz "Pranscript, which hias a schoolinaster ‘ampng ity editors, js responsible for the follgw:™ Ihd principal |6f 'one of out scloct ‘schools has ' 'béen sevdifig’! h‘fgculgxﬁs” to the parents of thepupils, which; signed and returned, will- authorize him: to.. in--flict ssuch., punishmenty-ccorpareally or otherwise, as. mym%& ba proper. The: following answor proycs - FHEY 4030 oF NG BAMAGH R 4 Pleatod iwithi tho-dfapis e e Jod Tiw | i Ma.oßusies & qur ot as to xuy John, y6u will fog B just a, ofin a 5 “you kin. ‘Heas a bad boy—is in, - Hitho Tvebini babit of tich. in T misalf, it seenis- to me he never will Jarn anithing-—ehis A 8 Sl ¥ criew: gously 4@3& ofishment.. . Wallup him _well, ser, and you " will segeive my thanks. 4P S Wha e ﬁra’og;( | 4 ek § okt Be et iBiy vt By my wifo's fust husbind.? 270

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