The National Banner, Volume 7, Number 27, Ligonier, Noble County, 30 October 1872 — Page 1

THE NATIONAL BANNER, - Published Weeklyby . JOHN B. STOLL, J{GONIER,NOBLE COUNTY, IND. | TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION : irictlylnadvance.......ocovnifeciiinse, 88,00 ¥ T hispaper is publishedon the Cash Principle, 18 Proprietor believing thatit is justasright for hym demand advance pay,asit is for Oity publishers &¥~ Anyperson sending aclubofl accompaaied with the cash, willbe edtitledto acopy ot the paper,foroneyear,free ofcharge. Y

Lake Shore & MichiSputh’n K. K. On and after April 14:5‘1&72. trains willleave : Sta.lons as follows: . GUINGHABT: ! | Sp.N.X. K" ' Atlec. Ex. Accom. Chicag0......... 950 ami... 585 pm.. . 80U an. Elkhart...... .. 140 pm.... 985 . ....1205 pn GoBNED,-....00.. 156 ke oslO )OS oA OB Millersburg.... 12 08 ... 11030 cin-leed Lig0nier..v.....281 ..., 1040 fae 400 Wawaka....... 1236 ...110 i 830 Brimneld ..., . 1248 . talpe: .1% Kendallville. .. 957 okl ... 140 Arrive atToledo6oo ’.... 2b0am..., 530’ : QGUING WEST : T01ed0..........1100 am.... 11 p00pm....1110 am Kendallville .... 208 pm,... 245 am.... 257 pm Brimdeld b 01996 .0 13 iver 3X7 Wawnaka i 1896 aot pe il 38T Ligonier........ 246 eies SRS vaee 340 Millersburg.... 13 01 ..o 1382 v 400 G05hen......... 8316 - .., 316 ie& 16 eglenart i i 840 .00 4D6 vove 445 Arrive at Chicago7so° ... 750 ....0940 —*S3top 20 minutes forbreakfast and supper. tTrains do not stop. : Expressleaves daily both ways. Mail [rain makesclose counection atElkhart withorains going Eastand West. CHAN. PAL vE, Gen’{3upt,,Cleveland. J.N.KNEPPER, dAgent, Ligonier,

. N . Pittsburg, Ft. W. & Chicago R. R. " From and after June 2nd, 1872, ; GUING WS, : g ’ No i, No o, No 7, No. 3. : Fastliz, Mail. PacHz. NightEz., Pittsburg...... I:4saur7:loam 9:3oam 2:3opm Rochester..... 2:52am” 8:45n 10242nm'3:38pm Allinuce.. ..... s:osam 11:45um I:3spm® 6:lspm 0rrvi11e.,...:. 6:33am’ 1:53pml 3:2Bpm 7:47pm Manstield..... B:3sam 4:22pmi® 5:35pm 9:42pm Crestline. .. Ar. 9:osam s:wopmi 6:10pm:10:10pm Crestline, ..Lv. 9:3vam 6:loam| 6:35pm 10:2.pm Eurest. Vevee..looo3am 7:soami 8-28 pm 11:43pm T, .. .een...ll:o2am 9:ooam 9.50 pm 12:43um Ft Wayne..... 2:lopnx 1) :40ang 12:30am 2 :55mm Plymouth..... 4:l7pm_ 2:35pm 3:uoam s:loam Chicugo ...v... 7.20 pm 6:3opm 6:soam B:2oam 5 GUING EASTy - . . : e Nos, No 2, N 0,6, No 4. Mail. Fast Ex.|Pac Ex. Nightiiz. Chicago....... s:2oam 8:20u s:3opm Y:2opm Plymoath..... 9:loam 11:03amj 9:ospm: 12 :40am ¥t Wayne....l2:ospm I:2spm 11:36pm 3:l6am Lima.......... 2:25pm 3:10p I:42am s:osam Forest ........ 3:43pm 4:l4pm 2:soam - 6:2oam Crestline .. Ar. s:2opm _s:Bopm{ 4:2oam 8:00am Orestline ..Lv.ll:3oam s:sopm 4:3oum 8 :25uin Manstield .....12:06pm 6:lBpm s:ooam 9;ooam 0rrvi11e....... 2:25pm . B;l2pm T;ooam 11;08and Alliance../.,.. 4:4opm 93;00p B;soam . 1;10pm Rochester..... 7:l7pm 11;54an 11;05am 3;29pm Plttsburg ..... B:3spm I{ooam 1210 pm 4 ;35pm

. . . . Gir. Rapids & Ind. and Cinc., Rich. & Ft. Wayne R. R. Condenged Tme Card. Day, edcept Sundays. To take effect June 2nd; 1872, - GOING 30UTH. N0.2.] N 0.4. N 0.6. Clam Lake. .uemaaeaeate . 230 pm Reed City...feoeceecensn 344 Up. Big,Rup{ds........ 430 am} 417 Howard' Cifiv 530 * | 583 ¢ Grand Rapid 5......... 710 **| Bloam 710 * Monteith, iiiisiceiinss. 8804 1 380lpm ) 840 ¢ Kulamazoo, A ¢ ciciice 910 111302 030 ¢ Kalamazoo, D......... 918 * 630 am Moddon s aiksicisiony 1020 % 725 ¢ Sturels s o et cais 0104 801 t Keugu11vi11e...........11 088 9ke. dn Fort Wayne............ 100 pm 1030 * Fort Wayne. . cooeiinees 120 * : Decatar..o.oives a 2 1T Portlandi.cooan st 344 % : Ridgeville (i iaiiiog ald '] 740 M & e Wilchestar ... .. ... 488 '] 814 ¢ Newport il bicdine: DBO 010 % : Richmond oo evsiso 600 %] 045 °° : GOING NORTH." . N0.1.| N 0.3. No. 5. Richmond &iciieeeviecs 1 11R0am 320 pm NeWport.ceoseeoooscass ; 1149 ¢ 352 ¢ Winchester.....ooeviis 12 3lpm 438 ¢ Ridgeville. ....ccovuee L 1256 508 4 Portland, cdiaciieiiiie TR Decatur. . aiciv sodbvvs a 7 Fout Wayne, A......... 845 ‘- ‘Fort Wayne,D.......... 715 am 400 pm . Kendallville ... ........ 825 ' 512 ** g "5turfi15,..‘.....;......,'... 987 ‘4 6B ‘ Mefidon i .. iia LlOlO 1 - 7.06 0 Ka1amaz00,A..........1110 *¢ 800 ** Ka1amaz00,D..........1115 *4 435 pm 700 am Montelth .i..s.iiiias f3OID biLS Lo el Grundfiaglds.......,.. 140 * 600 g Y Howihrd Oy . siic.ai. 310 ° 1106 ¢ Up. Bi% Rapid 5........ 4380 * 1215 pm Reed Clty.vceciiiviives ! 0194 Olam Lake...ooi i 200

Michigan Lake Shore Rail Road. Condensed time card, taking effect June Ind 1872, GOING NORTH. ! © .GOING BOUTH, No.B. N 0.5 STATIONS ‘no, 2. No.d. 432 pm 750am..Kalamazog.. 9 154 w 725 pm 590 %" 84( ' . Monteith.... 835 ** 635 * 58719 DR ..Allfigan.v.... 800 SoF Tl 2 . 1048 ¢ . Molland. L. 656 ‘¢ d4d4]l 815 - 1150 ‘‘ Grand Havep, 603 ¢ - 338 ** 855 ¢ 1230 pm.. Muskegon|.. 525 '* 300 ** ! .| F.R.MYERS, ? © . QGeneralPassengerand Ticket Agent. Detroit, Hillsdale & Indiana, and Detr., Eel River & 111 R. R. Taking effect Thursday, July 25th, 1872, . GOING WE> - STATIONS - ~_ Mail .| Ind. Exp. Mixed. Detroft...cv.ciiiiiislvy TOO & 550 pm [ Ypelldnttiiioodiauene 8180 G 717 ¢ Yoellantioid i cidly 880 04 28580 Bankers...... ....::8r1135 'Y 10.15 ¢ ; Bankers.....-...0v.1¥11 38 1 1020 ' 230 am Anpolai..oii sy i 103 pm 11 358 4R) 4 Wateploo.oooo. o i 140 'Y 1150 518 CrAdburmsdiis s s 553 0 1210 a 0 540 *" CherabusCo. cc.cceee-e 244 ¢ 103 700+ Columbia Clty .aoicac. 815 ') 134 ¢ 810 * PDenver.iie.oi.cciiiiaa 500 310 % 1110 % Indianapolis.... ...i./ 1018 41 T3O %« ¢ GOING EAST. ; Indianapci}ls...... ev.. 500 am 800 pm - Denver i kiie veuniiic 949 mf(mm 1215 pm ColambiaClty .00 . 1118 - 240 % Fls! % Cherubuseo. .. L .ii.. 1143 %1 314 % 405 * Auburn.cio. i .0l 1888 418 G5O Waterloo ... .- 00l 1200 438 0 613 .Y Angoldioii:. o 0 0195 626 Bankers .. o 0 il 250 %1 700 ¢ 995 Y Yopstantioii ol il o 548 4 1010 ‘ Detroltiiiiz mtil wOO A 1 80 ¢ ! H. C.|GOODELL, Sup't.

) ol 3 Ft. W., Jackson and Saginaw R’d. The most direct route to Pittsburg, Philadelphia, Baltimore, Washington, and all points in the south and southwest. gTrains run by Chicago time. | ‘ Time curd |\!,aking effect July 25th, 1872. | GOING SOUTH. GOING NORTH Mail . Express Stations Express Mail | 715 am 440 pm....Jackson.|...llBo am . 910 pm 7 54 520 ....HanoverJ...loso 839 825 550 ...Jonesville|...lolB 802 953 735 ... Angola..].. 850 635 1033 815 ... Waterlog]...°BlB '+ 837 1047 829 -«.. Auburnil.. 800 | 522 1145 - 925 ..Fort wayfe.. 705 ~ 425 6300 pm 1030 am..lndianapolis.. 400 pm 1010 am 8 50 seCineinnaty. . ... 710 1045 1045 pm ...Louisvilld. .. 910 am 1025 Fm An accommodation train léaves Jackson, going South, at 12 10 pm and arrives at Jonesville at 1 20 pm; the same train, going north, leaves Jonesville 305 pm and arrives at Jackson at 4 15 pm, At Jackson — Close connegtions are made with Michigan Centra!, Jackson, [Lansing & Saginaw, and Grand River Valleg Railroads. At Jonesville — With Laké Shore & Michigan Southern Railroad. : At Waterloo — With Lake| Shore & Michigan Sonthern Railroad ‘%ir Line) ! At Fort Wayne— With Pittdburg, Ft W. & Chic; Toledo, Wabash & Western, and F.rt Wayne, Muncie, & Cincinnati Railroads. - W./A. ERNST, Sup't. ROBERT RILLIE, General Ticket Agent. . i ;i Underhill Marble Works, Ft. Wayne, Ind. F.W. UNDERHILL. A.J. MATTISON. Ft. Wayne, March 22, 1871.47 ] O.V.INES, . DEALERINMONUMENTS, - Vaults, Tombstones, \ : = AND BUILDINIG STONES, ' LIGONIER, [IND. 4 Aprill2, 1871.-50

HIGGINBOTHAM & SON, 0 ‘,‘ *;r;?,""‘ ‘&" 'i NG P ¥ I 2'f iR A Z o P 9 Y o ‘ .:—f- _,;’ : (I T o - | ; Y “'///%Z/})m . - %, N A o 1 g N ‘ ,i‘flyw".‘ Watchmakers, Jewelers, : | ANDDEALEHBIN ; - Watches, Clocks. JEWELRY AND RANCY GOODS Repairing neatly and prot me’ executed,and warranted, : N Gold Pens Repointed at City Prices. Agents for Lazarus & Morris’ Celebrated Spectacles. : : : ‘h, Cavin&Fourth s T e S

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EXCELSIOR LODGE, No. 267, 1. 0.0 P i Meets evgry Saturday evening at their New Hall. .+ L. H. GREEN, Sec'y. E,W. KNEP_PER. NG WASHINGTON ENCAMPYNT NO. 89, I. 0. €. Bl Meets the gecond and fourth Tuesdays in each Month, at their New Hall. ‘ H. M; Goonsreep, Scribe, , W. K. Wovr, C. P, | Dr. M. LANDON, LIGONIER,: * : 3 : INDIANA. ~ Office second floor Landon’s Brick Bleck, . Noyv, Ist, 1871. i ; ‘ P. W. CRUNMN, _d' Physician and Surgeon, Ligonier, =« = = . Indiana. Office one door south of L. Low & Co’s Clothing Store, up stairs. - ’ ng 12th, 1869, D. W. C, DENNY, M. D., Physician and Surgeon, LIGONIER, INDIANA; o Will promptly and faithfully attgnd to allcalls n the line of his profession—day or night—iu own or any distance in the country. . G, W. CARR, Physician and Surgeon, LIGON:ER, - - - - - - IND., . Willpromptly attend all callg intrustedto him, )iffice on 4th St., one dooreast cf the NaTIioNAL Banxeroffice. # o 3-43.

; . C. PALMITER, : Surgeon and Physician, ot - Office at Residence, | 3 Ligonier, = = = « l.ndiana. ! A.S. PARKER,M.D., EOMBOPATIEIIST, Office lon Mitchel stréet. Residence on Eaststreet, Office hours from 1010 12 A. M., and 2 to 4 P. M, - KENDALLVILLE, INDIANA. ; May 3, 1871, ; : G. ERICKSON, M. 8., Special attention given to thejtrgatment of Uhronic and Surgical Diseases, flice hours from 10 o’clock a. M.to 2 o'clock, p. M, Offlice and residence oppositethe Gross House. - ~ KENDALLVILLE,INDIANA. | gumpLEeE JAMES M. DENNY, - Attornéy and €ounsellor at Law. ! Office in the Court House, ALBION, - - - - - - IND. 6-15 lE. KNISELY, . . ATTORNEY AT LAW, LIGONIER, - - - - INDIANA. & Office in Mier's Block, ‘ mee M. G. ZIMMERMAN, ATTORNEY AT LAW, Uffice on=—Cavin Street, over E. B. Gerber’s . .Hardware Store, @ LIGONIER, - - - - INDIANA. August 17th, 1870, - : ‘ L. COVELL, ~ Attorney-at-Law & Notary Publie, LIGONIER, INDIANA. . - Office, over Beazel Brotaers’ new Harness Shop, o e L. H. GBEIGN, 5 Attorney-at-Law & Notary Public. LIGOCNIER; ~ - - - INDIANA. Office second floor front, Landon’s Brick Block.

D. W. GREEN, » 5 ' 7 ' ’ | | ; Justiceof the Peace & Collection Ag', Office with r. Lanond, second floor Laudon’s Brick Bloek. 1 . . 2 LIGONIER, = - INDIANA. 9 - JAMES J. LASH, '- AGENT FOR THE Continental Lifg Insurance Company, OF HARTHFORD, OONNECTICUT, 5 Office/in the Court House, Albion, Noble Co., Ind . E. RICHMOND, ‘ Justice of the Peace & Conveyancer, 3 Cavin street, Ligonier, Indiana. Special atténtion given to conveyancinf and collections. Deeds, Bonds and Mortgages drawn up and all legal business attended ta promptly and accurately. + May 26th, 1869, WM. L. ANDREWS, @y Surgeon Dentist. (TTYYoMitchels Block, Kendallville. \llwork warranted. Examinationsfree. 2-41 i J. M. TEAL, DENTIST, Corner of Mitchell'and State Sts., moue block east of Post Office, room . bver the Keondallvilie Fruit House, Lendallviile, [ndiana. 739" All work warranted. Kendallville, May 8, 1871. ’ . A, GANT:Q,, ';; Surgical and Mechanical Dentist, LIGONIER, - - INPIANA. S s | lls prepared sl /::’j . 'to do gnyrt)hing» M AN /in their line. Al & Q’ |Buccesful prac- - N e ve ri!’gfig\“{‘ "f@ {im in sayiug PN ;@ 173' ] iy d{; 'that he can 3‘3“ 'a e T Firvefnt,iresaii g i W\ e isfactionto a & "i""“’ fl*w“” !who may bdestow their patronage. 8@ Office one doormnorth of Kime’s, Cavin St. ; A

TEEGARDEN HOUSE, e Laporte, Indiana. V.W.AXTELL, : : :: Proprietor. Laporte, April 5, 1871, o o BATESHOUSE, INDIANAPOLIS, INDIANA,. G.W. WESLEY & SON, - - PROPRIETORS. The Bates House is the largest and most commodious house at the State Capital. 7_l»n_d_ianapolis, Jan. 18, 1871.-38 LIGONIER H OUSE, \LIGONIER, : '::: ¢ ;| INDIANA, 5 © LEWIS & KOBER, Proprietors. This splendid, hotel has passed /into new hands, and hasbeen entirelyrefitted and renovated. Good Sampfte Rooms. Free Buss to and from the Cars.. April 10, 1872.-6-50 Bt o

HELMER HOUSE, S. B. HELMER, Prop'r, LIGONIER, =« = o INIDIEANA. This Heuse has been Refitted and Refurnished : in First‘.()"]ass Style. - STOP %’l‘ THE . EENDALLVILLE, INDIANA. NEW COMMODIOUS THREE STORY BRICK Hotel, only ten rods trom the L. S. & M. 8. R. R. Deil)ot, and four equares fromthe 3, R.R R — Only five minutes walk to any of the prin‘ci{{ml businesshouses of the city. Traveling men andstrancrs will find this a first-class honge. Fare $2 per gafi. i J. B. KELLY, Proprietgr, endallville; Aug. 3, 1870.-14 - BANKING HOUSE of SOL.MIER , LIGONIER, INDIANA., Foreign and Domestic Exchange bought, and Bold at the lowest rates. Passage Tickets to and from all garts of Europe. Collection Department has special attention. Merchanits’ accounts kept on favorable terms. Money received on deposit, ~July 97,1870.18 . | : 1 H. R. CORNELL, Is now prepared to take GEMS of a superior quality. Having purchased one of the great American Optical Company’s : MULTIPLYING GEM CAMERA, Which has facilities for making|9, 18, 2 pi tures, all at one sitting, the nation b el pplied with first-class work at a trifling expense, within thercach of all. The following are the prices + 7 Pictures lor.‘l 00. 16 - Wb by b B 32 e o 8 G leenl eaT g‘oo. 70 ¢ sol i R e PHOTOGRAPHS THE SAME PRICE | Ligonier, Ind., Nov. 15,1871, :

. JOHIN GAPPINGER’S HARNESS, SADDLE And Leather Establishment Has beenremoved to Gappinger & Gotsch’s {qaw " Block, (fo:xzx_erly Rossbacher’s Block,) ' KENDALLVILLE, . .- INDIANA. The highest Krfce fsld for Hides, Pelts, &c.,and the trade supplied with Leather, Findings, &¢., at Towest figares, . . sl : Apruflf. WIS o 0 Tl

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PUT YOUR SHOULDER TO THE' ‘ 8 WHEEL. ‘ 1 Aw—¢Tramp, Tramp, Tramp.” - o In the meeting room we sit, where we 're thinking on the day : When we 'll go up to the ballot-box once more, And there upon that day, we will go the only way, That will bring us back our sacred rights of yore. Cuorus: Vote, voie, vote, and be in earnest, : We’ll drive opposition from the field: Horace Greeley is the man, we 'l elect him, for we can ‘ ! If you’ll (;nly put your shoulder to the wheel, Horace Greeley we'll return, for now it is his turn, And our country’s cause he never will betray, And we’ll work from morn tiil night, till we're sure | we've won the fight, ¢ @ 3 'Til the sun goes down upon election day. : Cuorus: - : ; Vote, vote, vote, and be in earnest, . We’ll drive opposition from the field : Horace Greeley is the man, we'll-elect him, for we Gy, o ] i If you'll only put your shoulder to the wheel. We will rdlly to the fight, we will battle for the right, ot o . And our rights will be restored to us full soon, And on election night, we'll see a glorious sight, While our cannon peuls ofvi(-t'ry%nd will boom. Cnorus: - ik ! : Yote, vote, vote, and be in earnest, ! We'll drive opposition from the field; 5 Horace Greeley is the man, and elect him, oh, we can, For we're going to put our shoulders to the wheel.

“BUSTED IN GOLD.” S HARRY WILDE. o Click, click, ‘click, went the electric wires throughout the land, and the news came. : “Smith, Jones & Wiggletail, bankers, Loudon, Liverpool and New York, ‘broke’ with debts amounting to more than ten millions sterling. The news created the wildest excitement on 'Change.” s . Well, and so Mozés & Co. stood through it all, ever ready, smiling -aud affable, now their great antagonists, Smith, Jones & Wiggletail, were broke, utterly dead, as was said ; / they once more than flourished, and their word was as good as their bond. : I was a young man then, just starting into business—rather a bad time, you say, just at the close of our war; but young men are hopeful, you know, and besides, I was in love. Emma was her name; and I loved her truly, as I may say with my whole heart, and with this incentive any one will attempt almost everything. You see, I then thought, in my youtbful ignorance and folly, that to be carnest in love was quite right. I have since learned from the papers that it is not, and such things go by the fashion. : Ah well! To make a long story ghort, ber family was rich and I was poor, so 1 had to make my fortune before I coulll win my prize. T went to New York in the spring to buy googds for my business, and then I first met Moses & Co., or rather the Co., Mr. Rinebart, who was the very personification of a bustling business man, a German, one who evidently sought to please, and one who reached its fulfillment, I do not think I ever saw a man to whom I on first sight took such a liking. . *Moses,” as he was invariably called, Ly clerks and all, and to whom I was afterward introduc~ ed, was a quiet little fellow, in a far cap and a blue coat with brass buttons —quite an old-fashioned little fellow ; indeed, something like the pictures we see on old-fashioned snuff boxes. : Soquiet was he, in fact,” that I at first took him for one of the under clerks, or something of that sort, ‘I takes no Interesth,” be said ; ‘I only sits and iooks ;’ and I thought he did; he had something so peculiar and fixed about his eyes ; somehow these eyes became fixed in my mind, and I always connected them with some misfortune.— However, to continue, I was so much pleased with Mr, Rinebart that I in~ trusted all my affairs in New York into Moses & Co.’s hands ; and aided. by them, or rather by him, I was soon enabled to purchase what stock I wanted and retarn to New Orleans. " Here, on my¢arrival, I, of course, called at once on Emma, who met me gmiling at the door, and who, after hearing of my visit to New York, and all gbout i, said: ‘Now, since you bave made so succeesful a start, papa says when you can show that you have made ten thousand dollars in business, then we can be married, aud then we will be'so happy, won’t we, love?’ 1 smilingly kissed her, and replied:— ‘Yes, sweetheart, and let us hope that it will be soon.’ e Everyone will remember . how dark for commercial - enterprises was the winter succeeding our war; and so I, ‘in conjunction with all other business -men, fought hard for existence to find our prospects in the epring a little brighter, and our way clearer ahead. - Moses & Co. still flourished; and their quotations and bulletins ‘in gold’ were known wherever there were business circles or business men.

So the years passed, and for a young house I stood well; but I was still un_married, having never yet cleared a ‘sufficient amount to enable me to mar'ty Emma, while she grew lovelier and lovelier every day. - i It was one evening of the winter of ’67 that I shut my office door with a more gatisfied feeling. I had that day remitted to Moses & Co. my bill of exchange for all lowed, and my books ‘showed a clearance of my more.than ‘desired amount,-and, as I have said, 1 was more than happy. . : 1 deferred my joyin telling Emma ‘until to-morrow, as I knew by that ‘time my exchange would be received, and then!l could claim her as’ my bride. , I do not remember whether 1 slept much that night or not; probably as I was then in earnest, and not in the fashion, I lay awake. =~ I have forgotten tosay that Moses & Co. had ‘gone into gold,” and were the leading men of ‘the ring.” My friends had warned me of this, but, I deeming them perfectly safe,left all my business in their hands. i . ; ~ Next morning I went smiling to work, thinking with a glad heart of my joy in telling Emma in the evening -how all stood. i Well, the day wore on, and the New York dispatches having arrived, I wens out to hear the news. As I was passing alon?, I met an acquaintance, and asked him was there anything new from New York. ‘No, he believed not; yes, there was, too, Moses & Co., ‘bankers and brokers, have ‘busted’ in | gold ; sold- millions shert; don’t be-

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lieveanybody inour eity hurt, though.’ ‘Moses & Co. busted in gold! Nobody hurt! 1 hastened to the bank. My exchange had been drawn: I was a ruined man. o ; 1 returned to my office, buried my face in my hands, and burst'into tears. Iv'was my first loss, and I felt it most; maybe we grow callous as we grow older. Presently I recovered myself -ana began to think. Not so bad as I was at first ; there were my ten thous« and dollars which I had saved—l tho’t of it with a sigh—it must go to save my credit, ard we, Emma and I, must wait. - , In a week I had paid every cent 1 owed, and s&till had enough to carry on business. T felt esafe enough .in this but it was with & sad heart that I went to carry Emma the news of my misfortune. T ' She ran to the door to meet me, surprised at my long absence, aud immediately asked me concerning it. - I told her of my misfortune, and why' iv was all over she gaid : M C W, dear, weill have 10°'Wa for our wedding day.’ But it never came. Next morning 1 received a polite note from her father requesiing me to discontinue my visits at the house, adding : ‘I know you are gentleman enough to cease to any longer aspire to my daughter’s hand, perceiving, as.you must do, that you have kept her waiting already longer- than ‘was at all desirable, and I have other objects in view.” . She married another man, a rich old merchant—persnaded into it by her father’s commands and mothers’s eu~ treaties and tears. ' I never will believe Ler false for the love of the days that were dead. - I am a confirmed old bachelor now, and will dever marry, which I believe is quite to the point, and—thongh I sayit rather bitterly—in the fashion. On the ‘black Friday,” which all will remember so well, I etood in the New York money market, and gambled desperately in"gold. e I: ghall never forget the day; men seemed mad, raving, farious. | The hour difme when Israel Friar was borne a shricking maniac from the room.— And there was a terrible pause. . - I bad made untold millions, and he, her husband, had lost everything. I tursed myself as that day I saved his credit, almost at the risk of my own; but I did it for my old sweetheart’s sake.. He knows it, and I believe she does too. ‘ bt : -J'saw her yesterday getting into her carviage She started—turned white—as I «drove rapidly on my way to the club, and bowed low, very low, and’ thought as I leant forward and buried my face in the cushions, with her fair face deep in my heart—‘lt might have been.’ . L I start for Europe and the East tomorrow, which I know is entirely unsatigfactory, and notin the fashion.— But I don’t care. i . Ah well! So yousee what Moses &, Co. did for me when they ‘Busted in Gold ! o e An Englishman and a German wese traveling together in a diligence, and both sthokivg. The German did all in his power to draw his companion into conversation, but to no purpose ; at one moment he would, with a superabundance of politeness, apologize for drawing his attention to the fact that the ashes of his cigar had fallen on his waistcoat, or a spark was endangering his neckerchief. At length the Englishman exclaimed : ‘Why can’t you leave me alone? Your coat-tail has been burning for the last ten minutes, bnt I didn’t bother you about it.’

A Good Story. - De2acon D. was very much interested in a revival that was taking place in the neighborhood, and as a consequence, was continually urging his neighbors to ‘come over on the Lord’s. side,’ ag he expressed it. He had frequently importuned an old neighbor of his—who was not particularly noted for profession of religion, but was nevertheless highly respected by all who kpew him—to attend one of their evening meetings. - Now the piety and honesty of the deacon was a matter of doubt among the fellow-townsmen, and' particularly so with the old man above mentioned; who for convenience, we may call Uncle Josh. After re. peated calls, Uncle Josh consented to accompany the deacon to one of the meetings, and accordingly accompanied him to the ‘school-house’ one evening, much to the surprise of all present. In the course of the evening the deacon arose with a penitential "countenence to tell his -experience, - He was the prince of- sinners, he said. If he got his desert he would be banished forever from divine favor. Afier making himself out be all that is vile in man according to his interpretation of ~*he thdt humblech himself shall be exalted,” he'sat down with the sublime sense of having done his duty and asked: Uncle Josh if he wouldn’t tell his experience. With some reluctance he meekly arose amid the breathlegs atiention of the agsembly. It was an unknown oceurrence for Uncle Josh to speak in meeting.. He said he had listened with great interest to the remarks of the deacon, and could assure his brethren that, from bhis long acuaintance with him, he could fully ingorse all the deacon had said concern-~ ing his meanness and vileness, for he was certainly the meanest man he ever knew. The wrath of the deacon was terrific. He shook his fist under Uncle Josh’s nose and exclaimed, ‘You are a confounded liar, and I’ll whip you a 8 soon as you get out of church !’

“George Smith do you recollect the etory of David and Goliah?” : . “Yes, sir, David was a tavern keeper, and Goliah was an intemperate man,” ‘ “ Who told that?” : : “ Nobody, I read it—and . it said that David fized a sling for Goliah, and Goliah got slewed with it.” %

_A'soldier, telling his mother of the terrible fire at Chickamauga, was asked by her why he did not get behind a tree. ‘Tree!’” said he: ‘there wasn’t enough for the officers.

: From the Laporte Argus. | THE WORK BEFORE US----THE ABSENTEES AND BOURBONS, Now that it is settled that Thomas A. Hendricks is to be our next Governor, } the Democrats and Liberals of the State | have one more duty to perform. In- 1 diana must be carried for Greeley. It | can be done if we only get out the voté and stand by our guns. . That we have failed to elect our entire State ticket is the fault of the' men who claim to be Democrats but wlio from pure selfishness or lack of patriotism staid away from the polls or voted the Republican ticket. The real test of party strength | Was on the head of the ticket, and we J‘hgve been successful without the aid of the growlers and mal contents. For ‘_ years it has been the misfortune of the i‘Detpocratic‘ party that it has been enievabered with a few old fossils who med nothing by past experience ‘ el B’&"‘T’,flé‘é’ted that (%n! Jackssn ghould ‘be voted for at every succeeding election. The world progressed but they remained motionless and continued to worship at the feet of the dead past, To them, a progfeesivc step was unorthodox: and an awaken-. ing to the realities of the important present was a hereey to be punished by | excommunication from the party.— The present campaign has taught all political students that this class of men are not the ones to lead a party to victory; they may be honest, but ifso they are too self-willed, arbitrary and radicéa.l to meet the demands ‘ot any 1‘ party in this progressive country and enlightened age. ~ The world moves with rapid strides and the vigorous progress of the American public will crush all party stumbling-blocks that in any way fetter ‘the;onward tide.— 1 In a country like ours the present always furpishes abundant material for political contests, and it is the nature of man to forget the past while he grapples with the present and anxiously hopes for the future. It would seem to be high time tha} the Bourbons of the Democfigtic patty should awake from their A,}Rip Vah Winkle slumber: and recognize a fépv of the above important facts. The late election should teach them that they are minute atoms in the great body politic, and an anal. ysis of the vote will show them thatwhile they may effect a small amount of harm, they can. do no good and can not be fully successful at anything except it be to make themselves so ridiculous as to be the leading subject for contempt and derision. The vote of this class of men will only reach about . two hundred in the entire State of Indiana and the showing of strength is ‘too pitiable to even™ pay for the contempt which may be wasted upon them. But the element first alluded to deserves severe ceasure for ite failure to do its duty. We have faith to think that many of these absentees are patriotic and earnestly desire to cee their country prosper, but many of them have their ‘own peculiar 'notions, and» forgetting that they live in a government founded on compromise and belong to a paf'ty whose ‘very *bagis is liberality and generosity, they nurse the spirit of the most virulent Radicals and refuse to move unless the whole party follows them as a guide. Was ever selfishness and anti-Democratic gpirit more thqrougbly exemplified — ‘These people seem to forget that the 'very idea which they claim to be the embodiment of is the one which they doggedly refuse to follow. To be a Democrat is to favor the doctrine that the majority govern the minority, and yet, these men who- claim to be the only genuine and the juciest part of ‘the Democratic nut refuse to follow a majority of at least minety-nine hundredths ! Their sullen persistence in this anti-Democratic course has cost us a part of the State ticket, for had they come forward like men actuated by the true spirit of Democracy and cor‘dially united with the mass of their party an overwhelming triumph would have been the result. ,The Liberal Republicans have done their whole duty, and the plain fact stares us in the face that we have been beaten by the selfish absentees. of the Democrat- | ic party. As before stated, we still have faith in the patriotism of these men ; they have only allowed their prejudice to override the- real principles of their faith and we believe the late election will clearly show them the “error of their'ways. With this view of the case we feel confident that these absentees who have caused our partial ' defeat will now rally as one man and correct their mistake by voting for Horace Greeley. If this' is done Indiana will be safe and her 15 electoral | votes will be cast for the cause of Rec- | onciliation and Purification.

WHAT SIZE ?—A green sprig from the Emerald Isle entered a boot and shoe shop to purchase himself u pair of “brogues.” After overhauling his stock in trade, without being able to suit his customer, the shopkeeper hinted that he would make hima pair to order. Theprice named; the Irishman demurred, but after a ‘“‘bating down” the thing was a “trade.” Paddy was about leaving the shop when the other called after him, saying: — * But what size shall I make them, sir ?” #“Och!” cried paddy, promptly, “niver mind about the size at all; make them as large as ye convaniently can for the money.”

. THE EEMPERANCE MEN. | The Radical press and the streetcorner politicians are jast now engaged in a vigorous abuse of the Temper--ance men of Indiana. They charge Hendricks’ success to the votes of temperance men, and by assuming that this class of voters are honest in their ideas of the reforms which they advocate, they find ample grounds for abusing them. [This illustrates the Radical idea of the elective franchise.¢9The ballot is not to be used to elect rulers who by their whole lives and public acts demonstrate that théy are true and faithful’ representatives pf’ moral and temperate principles, but according to Radical ‘gospel, a man should advocate. temperance doctrines and then give the lie;to his public and private views by voting for men ‘who are notoriously ‘givgn to | riotous drunkenness. | -_Td ‘briefly express the idea, to be a'Radical is to bea hypocrite—to advocate one thing and vote for. the opposite. ' 1f ‘this is xmt,‘ done these who depart from it must expect to be abused by the leaders of this righteous and moral party. The party lash is to'supersede intelligence and principle, and the man who dares to exercise hispolitical in dependence must do go at the 'peril of the most unrelenting abuse. This is not ouly shown in the treatment of temperance men but it is overwhelmingly illustrated in the shameful and revolting abuse which is daily heaped upon- Liberal Republicans. It is an evfrday for any nation when the sincere and honest man is forced by party pressure to lose his identity and be swallowed and digested by those who sink the patriot in the partisan.

- The true character of the few delectable individuals who are pleased to call themselves “straight~outs” has had no better illustration than at the late ““strayed-out” convention in Pennsylvania. These immaculately pure Democrats (?) met io council forithe ostensible purpose of forming an electoral ticket to be voted for by those whose D‘emocracy iz too pure to allow them to sunport the regular nominees of the party. Atter consulting and agreeing that the late State election was a sufficient gunarantee that Pennsylvania would vote for Grant, these honest Democrats. passed a resolution that. they no lon_irx__rer recognized a mecessity. for their organization,and hence,no nominations were made. In other words, there was no further necessity for them to aid in the defeat of the Democratic candidates and they could now openly vote for Grant. Was a pol‘icical'tric‘k ever made more transparent? and if thers a}e\aiy honest ‘men in the sideshow business is it not plain to them that they are being used for base purposes? e

DURING a class meeting held several years eince%y the Methodist brethern of a southern village Brother Jones went among the colored portion of the congregation. Finding there an old man notorious for bis endeavors to serve God on the Sabbath and Satan the rest of the week, he said : “Well, Brother Dick, I’'mglad to see you here! haven’t stole any turkeys since 1 saw you last, Brother Dick?” “No, no, Brudder Jones; no turkeys,” “Nor any chickens, Brother Di k?”’ “No, no, Brudder Joneg, no chickens.”’ L ' “Thank the Lord, Brother Dick! That's doing well, my brother!” said Brother Jones, leaving Brother Dick, who immediately relieved his over-bur: dened conscience by eaying to a near neighbor, with an immense sigh of relief. ' . : «Ef he’d a said ducks, he’d a had me?”’ : : .

THE other day a gentleman called at a fashionable millinery establishment and asked the lady proprietress, “Have you false breasts?””’ There was a vehement row under the roof for a minute or more, till quailing before the war of words, he stammered ont, “they are for my wife not me!’’ This explana tion speedly satisfied her and he got the palpitators, :

It is said that the thieving Grant rin expended three million dollars in ord to carry Pennsylvania at the late electiigh. This was largely spent in buying{up Judges of Election to make false retu aud in hiring repeaters to vote thirty or forty times apiece. The question is, where did this three ‘millions (we think it was ten willions) come from ? Wait until we have an examination of the books of the Treasury Departmeut at Washington und we will give you a definite answer.— Qincinnaty Hnquirer. _ e

Twis is the way they call out the figure of a reel in Arkansas: “Dance to the gal with the yellow shawl ; now down outside and up the middle; turn'er to your partner, Isaac Smach, and now to the entire stranger ; sachez to the right and left; ra deé fan, da dude ; now to Peter Switchall’s daughter ; turn to your partner every one; Bet to the girl with the flaring frill; bal ance one, and spin about to the girl with a hole in the heel of ber stocking. -

“WELL, Bambo, is your master a good farmer?” “Ob, yes, he be a very good farmer; he make two crops in one year.” “How lis that, Sambo?” “Why, he sell all his bay in de fall, and makes money once; den in de spring he sell all-de hides ob de cattle dat die for de lack ob de hay and makes money twice.”

el B e . Horses are excellent musical - performers sometimes. One of them has been known to go through the bars of a field correctly and without missing an oat, g by

MoORE men grow old from baving n) thing to do than from overwork. The running machine will keep bright for years— the idle machine will soon rust out

No. 27.

i ON. THE WING.: = . A Racy Correspondence—Central New York and the Hudson River. . [Corréspondéhpel Laj)j:r;tq Arm}s.] p From the Falls of Niagara to the Metropolitan city of America, the v&i‘qdowbdt the N. Y. C. Pullman coach presented an endless succession -of - beautiful landscape panoramas. As far as Rochester, and on towards Syracuse, theroad generally runs over a sort of tablé-land, whiéhg’i:ad_hfia,ll.yglopes toward -the east and w,est,v-thps",s'f-‘ fording the eye a grand ,sfiéep:,pfflfoiégt, hill and dale.. Lockport, rising from the depths of a ravine and crowning the bluffs and hills. around, looks like a terraced city. Its stone‘/bf‘(‘xild‘ingérgfesedt an appearance rathef unique to one coming from the brick or wood built cities of the West. Atthis point the waters of the Erie canal descend 60 feet from the level of the lake of the eamb)pame‘to thg_t%’of the Genessee river, by five double Igcks of massive magonry, . 0 iiins LS S

“Twenty minutes for supper’’ rang thro’ the car as we stopped one evening at alittle way station on ‘the road to Rochester The charge of the siz hi{fi@f?dgfiéa‘-'rflber‘ ah adagio movement compared with the rush into the eating department of the devot, of nearly as many hungry picnicians returgiug homeward from the Falls. Ev- | ery chair in the-dining saloon was at once carried by assault. A hundred voices rang out simulaueiousylyfo_r cbi_}”ee,vteb., ggéé. sns“ sandwiches: Several of the whiskered gentry appeared-to be lineal descondsnts of the army, which, according to my Unecle | Toby, swore so terribly in the Netherlands. We, ourselves, made several desperate efforts to catch the eye or: .t‘bé ear of o’ne of the waiters, but in ‘vain. Ten minutes had elapsed, - fifteen—and ~yet mot a drop of Mocha, Young Hyson, not & biscuit or Arrow-root to comfort the inner man. At length a corpulent bystander with a physingnomy balbous and ¢arbuncled like a mountain-: dotted wi‘thfijaign;sl"fires,iwho was himself pitching in like'a thoufand of brick to an abundance of ;good thiags that his commanding ‘ appearance and knowl‘edge of billingsgate had procured, turned round to us with the air of -deepest sympathy —-Young man,” said he, “if yon want anything to eat, just swear like thunder at~ them Kaungaroos”’—ending with.a mild addendum or two. 'Not: believing: t’h,a,'t»"&h‘e end justifies the means, we> were compelled to decline profiting by the advice given with o much qanyfroid."'Howeyqei',' ahright | thought came to fis like anangel’s visit:. I§ had been frequently said that-logic had “only been subservient to the purposes ofsophistry or hair-splitting ‘casuistry. We. thought we would test its practical .utility in the present emergency, and at once cried J out in one of the syllogistic modes with a voice as tragic as'that of Booth in Hamlet “or'Richelien. Darapai, felapton; disamis datisi, bokardo, freison. ‘‘Beg your pardon, sir,”’ said one. of " the wfiitoru ‘taking “me for a Russian ambassador.or pasha of three tails, traveling incog. - “Metamono- | nitromonobro'mbenzehe,”.tep}ied' we. Can ; I help you to anything, sir,”’ -said he. We' had gained our:point and went on our way rejoicing. “Richard was Bigfiseff"_ggpin.?" | The valley of the Mohawk is very pic;r turesque and contains some places of ex: quisite beauty: .At Little Falls; the river, whose waters are usually as 'pal_hi» ‘a3 those of the Grand canal running beside if, rush-. es over a gradually sloping escarpment, guarded by massive abutments of living rock. The valley forthe most part is covered with a rich green sward which serves as a pasturage for horned flcatgle..v' “Herkimer cheese forms its staple prod‘dct.‘:‘f'A' large portion of our ship’s cargo consists of this cheese and many of the John Bull’s on board prefers its fiavortf{to -.H‘\"a't of their favovite Cheshire. “Hor their honor the Yankee cheese is cawpital Hexellent.” The classically named towns of Syracuse, Rome, Utica, Troy, with its mountains Ida and Olympus, and Albany,.sre handsome and prosperous places. As you enter S"a,l,ifa na or Syracuse, you see whole acres of ground covered with (rou,glig and sheds for the manufacture of salt. "Hereare the celebrated salt springs which were discovered about two hundred years ago by s Jesuit missionary, Father Hennepin, I believe, who was also thefirst white man that saw the Falls of Niagara: The brine yields about one bushel of sdlt for every 35 gallons, and s_evv'e'r.a‘l 'milll'ops'p'f_"_fiusliel’,s:?rev - manufactured every year. At Utics, sev-. _eral fine bridges span the Erie canal. Troy ‘is well known as a railroad center, and as “a place of very extensive manufactures. Schenectady recalled to memory-the perilous times of the early colonists. ' It was burned by the Indians toward the ‘close of the 17th century, and many of its inhabi-. tants-were cruelly butchered:- Albanythe capital of the State, pr¢sents an imposing W&mnce with its spires fia.nd?fi\dGfie"e and splondid public buildings. . o

The Empire State abounds in objects of the deepest interest and attention. Within its vast area it possesses every geographical feature, with scenery that is most grand and romantic, bold mountainranges, lakes of surpassing beauty, picturesque rivers and magnificent csscades. It is, moreover, full of historic and traditional associations, springing from the time when the red man roamed through the forest “monarch ‘of all he surveyed,” as well as from the epochs of the, Indidn; French and Revolutionary wars. And yet, the Hudson river alone would ‘suffice to give this State,a world-wide celebrity. Along the ‘eastern shore of this river _,i:h’e N. Y. Central railroad runs, uatil it reaches N. Y. city, often in a bed hewed out of the solid rock, often flanked by towering: precipices geveral hundred feet in Leight. T do not think the Hudson mueh, if any, fnferior fo the celebrated river of '_“,Fatgrrlaiid” in natural beauty. ' To be sure-ithe Rhine has the advantage of "reminifihapcepfe@hf ing back to an” era beyond the dawn of Christianity itself. It is crowned with many an-ancisnt tower and castle snd ruin. Its waters mirror the beauty of manya classic town and city, It is famousin legend and soul-stirring ‘song: _But if the Hudson does not possess such ' treasury of association, so rich’ & setting, mevertheless it does notlack in objectsof thedeepest interest to set off its natural picturesqueness. Its wooded hills and majestic walegends date baok'to s period when thered mon shot his light oanos over its plseld

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- surface long before the white man ventur‘ed over the trackless waters ofithe broad -Atlantic in search of a new world. Its ra“tines and valleys have rc-echsed with- the sound of young Freedom’s cannon, and its banks have been hallowed by the blood of patriots shed in defense of the' most - precious of all earthly boons, so that ¢the rocks, the rills, the woods and templed. hills’’:that form so gldrions a eetlipg for this majestic stream, are full of beauty, history and poetry. L L . Along its shores, towns and cities have sprung up with rapid growth, containing ~evidences of the greatest wealth and most cultivated taste. And if the tourist does not behold the grandéur of baronial castles or antique ruins crowning its banks, “he sees on the other hand magnificent vil‘las and besutiful cottages with handsome lawns and beautiful groves, which belong to men of the people, and speak of the progress of mankind in liberty, equality, and - ‘the distribution of power and ftiches. To add to the charms of the scene, sloops, ‘schooners, - ships -of large burthen and splendid steamers glided along the placid waters plowing up two silver - furrows at ‘each bow. On the latter were parties of excursionists who ‘danced to the music of rass bands and waved their handkerchiefs in salutation as ouriron horse whisked i‘s ‘quickly past. It was on this river that the " experiment was made with the first boat ever propelled by steam in America. She made 8 ran of 110' miles in 24 :hours against a light wind. Such a steamer would be called a ‘slow coach” by travelers in our day. -Yet she was s success in her time, she triumphantly decided the practicability of steam navigation, and obtained for Robert Fulton a proud niche in the témple of fame. ’ X |

We enjoyed a capital view of the ever changing beauty of the Catskill mountains lying in the distance on the western bank of the river. - Through the effects of the atmosphere they at times seemed to recede, and then again to approach. At one time they shrouded themselves in- a matter of ‘blue, at another as the sun shone brightly, ‘their rugged and woody bluffs and peaks stood forth in bold relief. Sometimes again they looked like clouds- above the horizon. There was a tradition among the : Aborigines that this group or range of - ‘mountains had originally been a hideous monster that doomed the children of the red men, At last the Great Spirit moved with ~compassion for their sufferinge, touchied him one day as he was going to ‘bathe, and there he-has ‘ever sincé remain‘ed motionlrss and petrified. I cpuld not‘help feeling struck with the happy conceit that no doubt gave rise to the myth. In fact there is a striking likeness between the 'mountain range and a huge serpent with his crest and coils. Itreminds one at once of Milton’s description of Satan after his fall from heaven, who: , » .*‘Prone on the flood extended long and large | | Lay floating many a rood.” And, as we gazed upon the scene, fancy; _easily converted the white, sporadic, goldsfringed clouds above the mountain topsinto Michael and his angels exulting victoriously over the prostrate form of the archfiend beneath, :

Soon after leaving the Catskills in the dim and hazy distance, their serpentine outline printed in sombre colors against the sky, we witnessed the grandeur and sublimity of the Highlands which extend from near Newburgh on the north, to Peekskill in the south, a distance of about 20 miles.! The river turns and winds thro’ this,rqmantic mouatain pass, sometimes flowing through gorges formed by steep and lofty precipices, ‘sometimes running ‘between lofty bluffs and hills clothed to ‘their very top with pine and other trees of hardy growth, sometimes revealing wild and picturesque glens.” : From about Fishkill Landing to Dobb’s ‘Ferry, one would have supposed -that he was traveling by & successionyof beautiful lakes. But this letter is long enough. : More anon, B 8 :

Good on Butler. : A rather amusing story is in circulation at the expense of the gentleman from ‘Massachusetts. At the President’s levee the other night, an old lady from the interior somewhere, in a tainting co‘Edition, requested her husband to get her an ice. . “Can’t be did,” responded her hushand in some irritation, “there ain’t no refreshments here.” J “Do;) believe it. Didn't we get plenty -at BelKdap's' the other night?”-the good woman said angrily. “Now go and get me an ice and a Jemonade.” o [ tell you now, don’t be a fool ; there ain’t no refreshments; everybody says so,” grunted the lord and master. : “You are mistaken, sir,” said the Hon. 8. 8. Cox, who happened to be near, and ‘who never loses an opportunity to put.in a joke. “The President always provides substantially. There is the butler, whose business it is to show ladies to tie supper room,” and the Hon. jester pointed to Gen. Butler.. “You'll find him a little stuck up, but you must not mind that; tell him to get you some terrapins.” . This was said so gravely that the two stroggled through the crowd to where Gen. Butler stood talking to some ladies. - %I say, mister, I am told you are the butler,” said the man. 4 St “I'm General Butler,” replied the gentleman, pleasantly, thinking the two country people were filled with admiration for his greatness. : : : 4] don’t care whether you are general butler or not, but my wife wants some’ terrapins and lemonade.” - _ “Sir!” roared Gen. B,;in amazement and disgust. L : : - #Oh, don’t take on airs, oid cock ; come now, hurry up those terrapins.”- - “You must be druak, sir; you must be drunk!” thundered Mr. B. : ~ “No,he ain’t " screamed liis wife. “He's a Knight Templar; he ain’t a bit drunk, ‘but I guess you air.” . : .Roars ot laughter greeted this, in which 8. 8. Cox was forced to join. General Butler reddened in the face, and bégan ~puffing his cheeks out in & most viclent manner. v i : . “I don’t understand this extraordinary conduct. ‘What do you want, sir—what “do you waot?” A o “Terrapins, I tell you.” - “What do you take me for, you cursed fool ?" roared Benjamin, - %;{ ' “You call me a cussed fool aifd I'll belt you over the snout, you squint éyed pau£l e e | g}:dthh su&=fiuw officer of the police seized the belligerent husband and led turning suddenly, saw the mischief maker. - “I suy, Cox, did|you -'--t e eR T ‘fim