Locomotive, Volume 22, Number 2, Indianapolis, Marion County, 4 September 1852 — Page 4

BAG GAG B ' T R A 1 N .

H0DE1 CHAEACTEES. BT fannt fekk.

The Model Grandmamma holds an infantile jubilee every Wednesday and Saturday afternoon; and Bees that jackets and pinafores are made uncomfortably tight with tarts and plum-pudding. Don't chase after them (up and down stairs, and in the best parlor) with a dust-pan and a dust-

brush, to catch crumbs and apple-parings. Keeps a supply of peppermint, paregoric, and soda powders, for any sudden emergency. Never nips in the bud their laudable desire to ascertain personally "what makes the clock go," or the pot boil ! Is perfectly willing to have a carpenter's shop or a gymnasium made of her drawing-

room ; or a bridge, or tram ot cars, out 01 ine damask chairs and ottomans. Thinks table cloths were made to be stained, salt-cellars and gravy? boats to be spilt, and that pickles, preserves, sugar bowls, and molasses jugs were invented expressly for juveniles. Believes that "naughty nails" tear all the aprons, gowns, and little breeches ; and that soap and water and towels are to be used with moderation, under the influence of chloroform ! Keeps a hospital for bro

ken-legged dolls, lame drummers, tailless horses, hornless cows, and shorn sheep; understands mending balls, horsewhips and kites ; never sends their owners to bed at the fascinating hour of candle light, or when company comes in ; always knows (by intuition,) when they have a pain under their apron ! and what to do for it. Believes as firmly as they do, in Mother Goose, Blue Beard and Jack the Giant Killer ; tells 'em that

"ghosts" are an invention of Satan, and that Jniggers" are only white folks blacked over; that horses don't always stand on all fours ; or carts

stay right end up ; that they must never go into

water till they've learned to swim ! ! nor use a

gun ("no time I") until they've learned to shoot!!

someho'r :oUier, find ymsml? Jsrembling before her, as before & crowned potentate, . . She bend you to her purposes, to her caprices ; if you quail not before her anger; 'she Iranes into,, hysterics I :t What is J helpless, and, aboY& all, club-

less man to do 7 Joe .meek and acquiescent I Of course ; no other " way, my dear sir, if ypu want your shirts made to suit y oui jour old pants resurrectionized;" your dinner kept . hot, or any

other, little accommodation,' (when you are jn a

hurry, and can t stop to discuss matters, i "Club

less man!" X like that; I'd like to know if they

don't always resort to ARMS when they 1 intend to subdue us? (I merely ask for information, as I'm an old maid myself f) Now there's no use in trying to drivb any of the females (I'm one of the sisters; and feel myself qualified to "take

the floor," Mr. Uttairman ij Tnerefs no necessity for making - such a bungling piece of work of matrimony, either. , .Were I a man, I'd engage to manage any ;wife you Could bring along. (Between you and I," 1 should keep the bits and reins out of sight!) but Fd do it! She should be

as docile as a kitten, and believe herself master of the .housevtoo ! Ph, pooh, you don't understand the philosophy of things 'lisn't every man that has a call to be a husband. Do jou suppose if you feed and clothe a woman, and seep her warm, that's the end of die chapter ? Pshaw ! Imagine me to he,, TOM !Fern When I come home from the office, I should take a microscopic view of my dear , Fanny's face, to see which

way the wind blew. If she looked dull, from the thousand petty y annoyances of housekeeping, I should just put my arm around her blessed little

neck (never minding collars and fixins,) and tell her I didn't care a dam-aged cigar whether I had my favorite pudding or not, if she only loved me.

Wouldn't she brighten up, hey ? Do you sup

pose I'd go staving up and down the room like a hyena, and knock over her work basket, tread on

the baby, and break the bell-wire, and scowl till

I looked like one of those "erutta perch a" phiz-

tes? No, sir! Then I'd kiss her, and tell her

to keep up her spirits till I came home at night,

and we'd have an early tea, and hear Tommy

say his prayers and go to fwell 1 I darsen't

expect it, will pop oat, like a -cork from, a champaign bottle.-"" It will pop itself, :t: if, t A Few Practical Questions Answered.' .

rain-water soft t -Because it istfiot

The Model Grandpapa never says "what

pity !" when a telegraphic despatch announces

to him that another Oreenleaf has been grafted on the family tree. Never gets entirely to the

bottom of that interminable pocket, so heteroge

say it ;1 but I'd task her there!!

Well, sir, the consequence would be she would

see I was the same fascinating Tom who begged her on my marrow bones one moonlight evening, "to make me the happiest of men," and there is not one woman in a thousand (treated that way) that wouldn't love you till you were happy as a fly in a molasses cup ! As to a meek man, defend me from Bettys in corduroys I I'd prefer to endure the "banging of a refractory female! Td rather be under a tyrant than over a Moses ! Boston Olive Branch.

Popping the Question. The following is the "confession" of an old

bachelor, who describes himself as being now so

neously inhabited by nuts, candy, cookies, whist- dried up, that he is little better than a mummy,

les, tops, dolls, picture books, Noah's arks, iump and expects some of these days to be blown away

ropes, pop-guns and wooden swords. Don't into the dust. He advises all young men to get know anything about certain mysterious bundles married, and tells them how to manage the and parcels, that find their way ( through the air, 'courting.' The old fellow speaks like one who

without hands or feet, ) to his widowed daugh- knows, though he has a touch of the crab-apple

ters and orphan grandchildren ; is quite as ignor- m mm ; perhaps ne got jutea wnen young, noi-

ant as 10 tne manner in which a certain young Freshman got his bills paid at college, or a homesick boarding school exile her frosted cake and new French apron. When he is reading his

newspaper, never peeps over his spectacles at the

young lovers in the dark corner! or starts up when the bell rings nine, and examines the window fastenings (with a yawn ;) or sets up the chairs.

or looks at his watch ! Is not at all particular

RDout the price ot a christening robe and cap ;

or the trousseau of the bride. Keeps an India

rubber table for Christmas, Thankserivincr, and

New, Year ; alway having room (a la omnibus)

withstanding he pretended to have been so au

fail.

Now, gentlemen, v s going a courting is

nothing to be afraid of, if, like me, one under

stands how to do it, I don t mean to boast, but

the fact wasin my young days, I was up to

a thing or two. In the first place give out you

are a marrying man. It will smooth dimculhes

wonderfully. Brothers will invite you to dinner

mammas ask their daughters to sing your ta

vorite songs your opinion will he asked on all

points, and it the family have a country seat;

you can go there every Saturday night and stay

for "one more !" Never annovs the children bv till Monday, the summer through, without spend-

foolishly inquiring what they have done with his l ing a sumarchee. You've ho idea, sir, what an

Why is

impregnated with earths and minerals.

Why is it more easy to wash with soft water than. with hard ? Because soft -water unites freely with soap, and dissolves it instead of decomposing it, as hard water does. k ' J Why do wood ashes make hard water soft f . . " 1." Because the carbonic acid, of wood ashes

combines with the sulphate of lime in .the hard

water, and converts it into chalk.

2. Wood ashes convert some of the soluble

salts of water into insoluble, and throw, them down as sediment, by which the water contains

more parts,

Why has rain-water such an unpleasant smell when collected in a tub or tank ? Because it is

impregnated with decomposed organic matters,

washed from roots, trees, or.the casks in which

it is collected. ,

Why does water melt salt ? Because very

minute particles of water insinuate themselves

into the pores of the salt by capillary attraction,

and force the crystals apart from each other. How dpes blowing hot food make it cool ? It causes the air which has been heated by the

food to change more rapidly, and gives place to fresh cold air. - '- , Why do ladies fan themselves in hot weather ? That fresh particles of air may be brought in contact with their faces by the motion of the fan ; and, as every fresh particle of air absorbs some heat from the skin, this constant change makes them cool. Does a fan cool the air ? No ; it makes the

air hotter, by imparting to it the heat of the face ; but it cools the face by transfering its heat to the air.

Why is there always a strong draught through the key-hole of a door 1 Because the air in the room we occupy is warmer than the air from the hall ; therefore the air in the hall rushes through the key-hole into the room occupied and causes a draught. - r Why is there always a strong draught under

the. door, and through the crevices on each side ? Because cold air rushes from the hall to supply the void in the room caused by the escape of warm air up the chimney, etc. If you open the lower sash of the window there is more draught than if you open the upper 6 ash. Explain the reason of this. If the lower sash be open, cold external air will rush freely into the room, and cause a draught inwards ; but, if the upper sash be open, the heat

ed air ot the room will rush out, and ot course

there will be less draught inwards.

Jay which means is a room better ventillated

oy opemnsr the upper or lower sash A room

is better ventillated by opening the upper sash,

because the hot, vitiated air, which always as

cends towards the ceiling, can escape the more

easily.

By which means is a hot room more quickly

cooled, by opening the upper or the lower sash ?

A hot room is more quickly cooled by opening the lower sash, because the cold air can enter

more freely at the lower part of the room than

at the upper.

Why does the wind dry damp linen ? Be

cause dry wind, like a dry sponge, imbibes the

particles of vapor from the surface of the linen

as fast as they are formed.

Which is the hottest place in a church or

chapel f The gallery.

Why is' the gallery of all public places hotter

than the lower part of the building t Because

the heated air of the building ascends, and all

the cold air which can . enter &fughthJ9 ad wmdows, keeps to tfo Hobr till ihM,hecome

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s folly Wne&ed by d rftrttatef s dttor or adrrUs aw. altboarh toast wbo m emftUy tatrsal 4

Duse ftdvertiser &a pn (7, but plain uuem&ata of &cta tro Brataally beoeScisl M all. Therefore fiivetrt 7rselTa f mil prejadleo and look bra you Interest U...KeU& Is wbt Khouid iBtereet all, shoold therefor choosa that eoaree vhiea 14 th best eslcslated to proaaota OBf,-wa, totarertaad

neaua. lit. irieaaaats u nsu rer no cmw w ears sine bis sojoan at IadlaMpoUs, aad,-viUi fraat pltaare

ae aaaottBees tua every ease am emiwf4w" imraMwwa a permanent resldenoa on Market atreet, btf K"tt andH. Jeraey atneta, eaa squar aoctk of Matbaw Uttk HoteU fils office two doors fiortb of HiU's tore, on PeasylTaaSasW wkero

be may &a n when absent

Works, if foaa4

own lBMiiesH. k ' --.

loBBd raadv - to Mmtiiiater to na sjhicmk, ccp.

perforaiBK like duties Judw erery aa ty ats

worthy, austala Wnt and thereby pnnotayomt

Cj T1UU another lot etanperb black SUks reeeivedthls dsyby BxBresafrom Hew York, which are cola z off last.- CaU

Bxcress from

and sea befora parcbasiEg

Julys

H. J. HORN.

Ste&vtnv Creams and. Saan. Rouseil tt Battel's Shaving, Creams. Taylor's Shaving Compound, Military

Shaving Soap, together with a large stock of Shaving and Tot' let Soaps, for sale low by ?- -;-s: my29 (5HA1GHEAD & BR0WKI15G.

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Celebrated Cnelera ISlxtare

AN affeetaal remedy tbr Cholera Dysentery ' KarrhoBa, Cholera Inftintum, and Bowel Complaints GenaraUy.

Prepared by J. P. Pope Con south sida vVashlngton Street,

ror au tne parpoaea ior wmcn uui rwnn7 w ni stands before the. nnbUe-pre-emiaantlv wttsoat a rival ; and it

. hn ntitm ftallv mt tha nubttn tmimni than anv similar SreDS-

rauoa. its oomposmon. ts oasea on woroegn mew wi

the nh vsioloeic&l state of the svstem in which Bowel Complaints

supervene, and is a tciecUSe combination of remedial agents.

admirably adapted to the effectual and speedy restoration of

Me pauenf. - m innuenco nwnas no wvery jmn vi un producing a healthful effect upon ail the secretions, and speed? fly restores the diseased orgase to a normal state It is. alsoj an excellent restorative, and has proved invaluable in its invigorating effect upon nervous and debilitated patients. -' -v

the

ORRIS dt BULLA RD: have removed to T. M. Smithes

BEHOVAL

-ORRI8 A BULL

'$ old stand, two doors west of Hannaman's Drue Store,

where they will be happy to attend to the various wants of their old customers, and the public generally, by furnishing them with the beat of axtielea. and at the lowest Diiees. .

We shall keep constantly on hand a good assortment of Famfly Groceries. Staple Bry Goods and Motions. ? & Call and trv As.

S. B. Batter. Eggs, Lard, Baeoit, sad Vegetables always on

4a unify 1Q A, nni.i.iHnis.

hand at

T ooklnr Glass

u A Mirror Plates,

lo w by

mySS

Plates Best French and German

of all sizes, S by 10 to IS by 30, for sale

15 Sgroi

GR0S8 B. A. FahBestock's Vermifuge;'

10 eross Mexican Mustang uniraent; .

gross Brandeth's Pills; 5 eross McLane'a Plus;

19 do McLaae's Vermifuge t S do "Wright's do

S do Forsba's Balm Llni- 5 do Bull's Sarsapamla ;

menti 3 do Sands' do

3 do Loree's Ohio do 3 do . Towntend's do 2 do Cofieen's Chinese do

Together with all the popular Patent Medicines of the day, for

sate at tne proprietor's prices at

my 39 UKAUitlSAU tt ISKUnAiaU'S.

Fain &ai vtusf vajtnisni etc. 15 bbls Linseed Oil; 6 bbls Sp.Ta

nrnenaaes

SOb kegs pure No. 1 White Lead; 5 bbls Copal varnish ;

3 easKs vemitaa Kea ; 3 DOis japan ao

l easa Yeuow uenre; ott coacn , ao 3 bbls Flra Proof Paint '80 rbs Lampblack; 3 eases Kmsrald Green t - 1000 Iba Red Lead :

Together with a large stock of Chromes, assorted colors, Prus

stantsiae: Ultra Marine : . Chinese Vermillion ; inaia ttea

P&ists of ai! colors, ground and unground ; Gold Leaf; Brontes

au colors ana qualities; wiia tne nest stoca oi , rami varnish, Sash, Blending, and Graining Brushes, ever before offered

in t&is marEet, on hands and lor sale at a very email advance,

lorcaxn, at mysa ukaiuueau aicuwoiau s.

cane and spectacles. When his sieste is broken

in upon by blindman's bluff or hunt the slipper,

or any such little quiet diversion, never ejaculates

sh 1 sh ! or phew ! Religiously believes that at

a certain age, boys must be furnished with horBes, and girls with lovers : and that old heads

can f by no intervention,) be fastened on to young

anouiuers i

easy thing; love-making becomes under such cir

cumstancea.? -A walk by moon -light? a chance

meeting, at early morning in the garden; or a

summer afternoon together m the alcove, does'

the business. To tell the truth, I never came so

near going on a voyage as when I spent a week

in the country with a bridesmaid 1 had waited on:

there was a perfect paradise. There we used to sit; and one day, if it hadn't been that the old gen-

lHK Model Step-Mother crratifies everv child- tleman woke trom the nap and threw up the par

ish desire, how injurious soever, or unreasona- lor window just as I got his daughter's hand in ble ; and yet maintains the most perfect govern- mine, the question would have popped itself, ment. Is perfectlv willinsr her sten-children'a "You stare, but I repeat, it would have non-

relatives should feed them to surfeiting, with ped itself. The fact is between ourselves, these pickles, preserves, and sugar (meekly holding things become astonishingly natural after all,

herself in readiness for a two months' siege, by a quite as if one was brought up to them from a sick bed, rather than venture a remonstrance.) child. Don't' trouble yourself about how you

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and

W. I Tfee Jaasmeitt

. Tvrfra Ottrtnrtu felow lis HewCTsr, sound the Tomtom; -

r Beat upon the big Bass rum, -m ., Hurry up the Kurdygardy, rattt tp llie Jang-a-lsag,

FAiRBAJSK'S Bpriag Stock hascom, , i H ass Opera BooU for fancy BaHs, :, And Congress Gaiters to answer the cans Of pubUe men who ia public halls, ; ,: .?..i Ke Sit with feet pointing up to the eeinngs. . . w Be has Buckskin Eboes for tender feet, ' : ... And Cork-soled Boots for the wise and discreet, , ' And enamelled Monroes for men that are seat, - - ' Aad Hungarian Gaiters that he warrants to It . , Men of warm phllanthropieal feelings. -' ' For the Ladies he has Polkas, and Slippers, sad Tie v Aad Buskins and Gaiters of every else, . Aad Boston Gaiters that win opes the eye Vi t ' - ' " . Of lovers to pedestQalbeauUes. . And set off so neatly a beautiful ankle, J ;t l 'v " That the hearts of all rivala with envy will rankle. And men will adore e'ea their shoe-tie. ' Be haaKotssathHaU aad Panama HsH, , . . : : 1 1 And Hats made of SUkand Hata Woolen, H:xh Rd Hats made ef Straw, sod Hats of Far - ' - , For empty heads or faUoues. , t . . . , ''Then let all whevrabt eovermgs for the lead or feet, ' . . Hunt up yie"BI& BOOT," on Washingtoa street. y -- Where it stands upon iu own footing. VeYoueas find tt without any trouble at all " s t - rIn the "f5entinel Buildings" opposite Odd Fellow 's Han. Where FA1RBABKS will gladly receive every eaU, - : And charge you nothing for looking.

TerfamerT"udCesmeties-A large stock ef CeJL lognes and Bztractrfor the bandkerehief, from Ron sail,' Banel.and Labia (true French extracts) torether with everv

article wanted for a 1adye toilet, all nice, fine and for sale cheap

METALIC BCBIAL CASES.

NOTICE to the eitiseus or Indianapolis aad snrrounding country. The undersigned have bought Thomas Bulcis entire stock of Fisk's Patent Metalie Burial Cases, and have got the sole ageney for the sale ef the sains, in Central Indiana,

nulla wiu luinnu it i unit con ersr fwra wooaei coSHi Undertakers supplied at a small advance en manufactu re whole, sale prices. , ,

eaarge ww nemaae ror tne ase or our vault when we furnish the coffin or esses. . - Corpse will be taken to any part of the' United Stales, - at reasonable charges. The pabiie are respectfully invited to call and" examine the above metalie eases, at our wareroom, Washisgtos street, nearly opposite the Masonie Hall. ' 1 WEAYBB ds WILLlAMfi., . V VAI.IIABU3 BEAI, ESTATE. '.

gross

SlHELawrenceburgh and IadianapoUs-Rail Bond Company have a number of weil Improved Farms, unimproved ds, vacant Lots, and Houses and Lets, In the most desirable locations in the city of Indianapolis, and in Marion' Countv, which they will sell en terms that any Industrieaa maa,w!abtag' to get himself a home, can do so by paving s part of the purchase money dow and a liberal credit will be gives for the remainder. For farther particulars enquire of Indlaaspolis, Jan. 17-tf - W. BOBSOK, Agent;; HOUSES TO BEIfTi

JT. C1RBOTHEB9, Forwardlmet Conuaissioa

Kecel vSmj Mercnaatf

Ohio street, opposite the Steamboat Landing, Madison, Ind.

rfREERS promptly sttended to. Lowest rates charged for

fllHB undersned, Agent for the LawreneeburganJL , Indianapolis Railroad Company, has severatcon-

17?T' vauieai awemue aouses to rent, in de&irahl nartaf

Forwarding and Storage.

my 29-Jy

ion

erally

CABS JOHN McCOBKLE, practitioner of Medicine,

formerly of Franklin, ind having l oca lea in this city

era his crofessional services to the cmsens and public ren

ly. He proposes to treat any and every type of disease as

successfully without the use ef Calomh., the L jcit, and Bi.ti-

tbb8. as anv man can with those seents. He not only consid

ers them of no benefit in the treatment of disease, but positively

injurious. ' ' .

umce on menaian street, oetween nasningson swee ana the Governor's Circle.

Indianapolis Apra 3i 1839-tt ,

SABLEBY! SIBLEBTn

rrtHE subscribers retmectfuliy inform their friends and the

JL . public in general, that they have now on hand and for

sale as sfood and; general assortment of Harness, Collars, Bri

dies and everything in their line, except Saddles, which will be

soW as cheap as at any other establishment in Indianapolis.

fiiey cledm tberaselves to warrant all work, and at such prices

as to give general satisfaction. We are thankful forpast favors and hops a continuance of the samei i : '; -i i

etnopon wasningion sree, .next uoor nannaa s, and opposite Ui e Branch Bankv - "

apr 3-om . .. y&avaa smaaBbai.

the city.

For farther particulars Inquire ef

jan -u

WM. BOBSOIf.

ETDIAIfA INSTITUTION FOB THE SSAF AND DXJMS. (On ti$ Motienei Road, U miU$ ut f IndUxeptlit.j 1 T1SIT0BS are admitted on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Th"rsday and Friday, between the hours of 1 and 3 o'clock, P. M. Also, on Saturday, from 1& to 13 o'clock,' A; M. During these hours some person will be In readiness to conduct eiUsens ef the State, and strangers, to the school rooms, and through those parts of the buildings open to the pablle. The objector the Institution being the benefit of the unfortunate Mutes, will not allow the admission ot Visitors at any other time. . oct4-tf "!

Sign

Plane.'

or the Big

Wg, Bbssow.

mi ries,

HE subscribers having formed partnership in the Livery

Basts ess, arepreperea to rarnisa Horses, uamagea, Bug-

heated.

-ismARAlMtJiS HIGH SH 001. wjr fiBEHJAMlSL. LA KG, Principal.

fflHE fell and winter session of this Institute will commence,

.JL

, and Sleighs en Uverv. They have m rood stock of horses.

Sue and elegant carriages Vend careful attendants, snd can be t found at all times at the stable in the. alley portb. of Washington and west ef Illinois streets. - ' - J - , "

Hones kept by the day, week,er month,' en most reasonable

terms. EOBSOH At LAWRENCE.

Indianapolis, Oct. 1, 1851. "r Jan 31-tf

H AvISG permanently located in IndtanapoBsvea Wssb lagton street, four dobrs east of tha Wrtekt Hash. ad nL

door to the Stage office, and having furnished his establishment

wiwapieBaiaassortmenior - ' :

KABBWABB AET3 TOOLS, ' s '

Is preparei ta furnish. tnein to customs rt on the moat veasona

eis verms, mi Bute, consists oi .ouuaers' tuwawsre, carpenter's, Cooper's, Wagon, Maker's Edge Tools ef every variety and description, which he warrants equal to any purchased ia the west. He is also engaged la tncnafaeturinr

PLANES A2ID EDGrS TOOLJU. ., 1

nas no ooiecwon io ineir Demg stopped on their way to school, hy a telf -appointed committee of

xraui rrys in petticoats, to pass an .examination at to the fitness of their shoe strings, pinafores

and satchels.- Always lets "the children" take

ptpa's two hands going to church, and walks bei, htnd herself if the neighbort think best Is quite' charmed to welcome a stasre load of their rela

tives who come on a foraging expedition, to see

"now.ioe aear cnuaren are treated." Looks as

look, or what you shall say ; the best thing you

can do is not ;to - think ot tbe matter at all, but make a plunge at once; and then the business is

soon oyer. , There are;u; thousand ways to pop the question, as there are a thousand ways to

maKe jove. oome qo,15 wisa easy impuaence;

some choke for words and stick fast; some deliver a "set speech and look for a clean spot ' on the carpefto go down on their knees ; and some glide

into it. graauauy use a nawE narrowing nis gyra-

in the County Seminary butldinr. on the 13th of Settem

ber, ensuing. The year will be divided into two sessions of SO

weeits.each i ttie first session will end on the first Friday in Feb

ruary, joss ; une second win commence on tne foiiowtsg aioti day, and end e the last Friday in June. ' ' m:

The course ef studies will embrace all the branches usually pursued in the acquisition of an English and classical education. The regular time for pupils to enter school, will be at Hie

Isjrtaasar of a session, or at the sertaatar of a Quarter: as

reneral rule, pupils will not be received at any ether time, an

less they can be ceemieajr placed in classes already organised,

anion, irora siniii per qoarwr aecorcung ta tne stucnes pursued and payable at the middle of the auartor. Ko do-

ductiene made for absence unless occasioned by protracted I

BtcKness. - . sag n-aw

i szssr OF TfiB BED AHVH ' Mi .; v.iUXiHJtaS) BlJIST;i;a-q-v. ;-- - v Wholesale and retail dealer ta, . , Iron Starrest Flof & Castlmffit Ace, fcc.

lows.

Wsshkigtoa street, nearly opposite Masonic Hall,

inaiananotia. ua.

hand a heavy assortment of Iron, STaBa,

Fd J)R3

sweet as a June'morning, when she finds 'em in ons before he stoops, the poor girl sitting be-

wo aitvucu, uiuiig tne cuvcre ou pots ana Kettles wuc mm au vne time, irer aeart nuiienag m aer Eeeping into tea caddies, and. punching their bodice like a frightened bird. I've heard of one nuckles into the bread. to see if it has aiz." or two sinners who nonned the Question in the

more- certain to

popped

fni

xnere s only one way

Goes through the catechism without flinchtnrr. i Btreet

from the price of brown soap and the .wages of iBsufe a refusal, and that is to propose by letter, her cook, to the straw mat in the entry.1 and the A womanlet her love you as she will is al-

ways u-iguwfneu wnen sne comes scnousiy xo think of leaving her parents to trust her all to an

entire stranger, and jf you give her time to think of. these matters coolly, ten to one she'll give you a denial. . I'm an old man and have seen the

trimming ,on her Sunday gown. I perfectly willing to see them holding little private caucuses with the juveniles, who are keea enough to see

wuch way they are expected to answer! ; Shuts her

own children up in a dark room, if they'make '"atty objection td being used for a pincushion, or to be

ing scalped (one hair at a time,) by the strange

orooa ,. Aiiec wearing nersen io a skeleton, trying to please every body, has the satisfaction of heating herself galled fa, cruel, hard-hearted

step-mother J "Boston Vim Branch ; -

- 1 BOCTOB J, Ji FEBBTi"'

Sole Praprletar at Br. BattalhgH Snrf tcsti

ana iriecitaittcal sttveatieffis ,

OR the state of Indiana will locate hia central office la

dlanapoiis, wbere letters, e should be addressed.

h. ABBBTT. bavins snnnlied himself with n aasort-

ment of these invaluable instruments. is prepared to dispose ef .1 - -. , . 1. . 1 1 . G A . . . . ... .

uiem, eiHier i?r b wiigT insirumsni or ey we aoaeBvasisne Dronrletor's lowest d rices. Call and eaamina. i - - v - .

Central office on Virginia Avenue near the Braoeh Bank f

tnumnapona, na. v . v r,ni-!f. t-

' a juauy vm siujuat u tnaurnnieBt lot juaates, u roqmrsa. j

The attention of the reader is directed to the advertisement

of Br. Banninz's .Brace, of which Br. J. J. Perry .is theiroDrie

tor. The following reeommendattoa Is front some of the onusf

distinguished Physician of Louisville t . - ' ,

. ... . , . . - tocvti.ue. a.v.-"

DarBABM?a Sir t Having examined roar Bodv Braee.''

as!gpa ro t&ei roller or weakness &( tiie . pulmonary, digestive, female, and spinal systems, as eosneeted with

taai we aeem it a vaiuatu discovery, as an auxuiarr fa the

treatment of the above aad analogous afflictions, la view of

wis anatomical ana paysioiogie&t principles or m eonstrueuaa and harmony with the natural economy of the body, we else

"V-T"1' LEWIS SOGERS, M. B. '

'. " . , JOSH. B. FLINT, M. D.

W. j. VAljli DS. , August r, JSSS-iy - - . W.B. BWIXO, M. B.'

Indianapolis,' Ind.

AS constanUy on hand a heav

Steel. E lip tie SDrtnits, Axles, Mousehole Anvils, Bel

owa. Vises. Siedees. Hammers. Tua. Irons. Stocks and iDtes.

Rasns and File. Steel and Cast Plouzbs, Steel and Cast Moulde

Boards,; Wash and Sugar Kettles, Duck Tea Kettles Sad Irons,;

iwg irons, wagon Boxes, ana every oesenpuon oi noiww

Cankntr Stftrcs. tn&nt which eve Lsffels1 Donbse Oveni Buck

eve State, teiegrapn, is-eniucusan, naa r re mm in i .toi rio seven and ten plate, Parlor aad Box Stoves, Coal Stoves, Plaii' and Ornamental Coal rstos. - A the above articles are of a warranted onality.aad willbe sold s low for cash aaeaabe

oeugnt at any ouier eswoiMDiuu iu um iro - ju ivij

0 1

' " y ."W dales swaggerf and talk of our superior

over the 'weaker sex simply because he hangs , his refractory female in lordly style I We doat beat our womcn and . are, thereforeV slaves 5 we ' are fofced to knock under because we' hare fastidloos notion of koocking them down I - This Jniy bo qwia CorrecS ; I rjxuy state the f&ct mih--v cut cossraentAry, 1 Unbefetea woman is a tvra-t, A Huli blonde creature with fair eyes, frsilaf;. ure, "iocs' ydtfould crash in yourma&ly grasp,

world, . and let me tell you, the' girl , who would

yield in tears, en a moonlight evening, would

writ a civil refusal or equivocal answer the next

morning after breakfast. And then what aiool a lover makes of himself on paper.'- 'I read some

letters the. other,! day j: the' Gods forgive. me for

writing suco -r -1 - .rv . y ' ."It's a mistake. sir in theso .matters to 1enLa

helping hand ; all they Task is to be lei alone

and 11 there, are any meddling youngsters about,

have them put to bed. or drowned, it don't mat

ter which, so thev are out of the way. Oalv

give to lovers fair play, kick your match-making aunts to the deuce, and mf life on it the most

demure will find' a way of. being understood, isvea if, like old Sir Isaac Newton, they have to make love with their.feet. - It may eome rather

odd at first, but they will ' sit looking into each ether's eyes tmtil by and by, their hands will

0t:3 how-tsl ihm each other,, aad so getting cosier and ozier the questios-i'-when' they least

' G..'P.' McGINNIS, , r Dealer in an descriptions of ; ': '.hats' Asm3 CAPS,' ,

Soutb. aide of Washlagtoa Btrsst, 8d 3oertoaa Post Office

T7"EBP8 constantly on band a reneral assortment of Rstsand

JtV Caps of the latest styles aad beat eaality. .8mee the es

tabllshment ef the Exeress between the Railroad City ana cin

cinnatt.be ha made arranicemeateto ret Hats and Caj (by As

dosen er HgU ) ob Ue shertestaotlcei '.Oentlemee want in? a Hater Can ef anv B&rtkmtitr size.' strle. cuality or mana

faoture, can get ttie sametn trsys'iss oy teavmg uieiror-

ders at McUlAHlS Hat Store... - . . . ,

K krinrnii Mnhnlim. tnr 11 tavc.rt are thankfuTIv vaeelv

sa aaa promptly attenaee wf-"- - nov i-iy

35

' - BELIEF ' IHT TWO ntlWlTTES. .

CUBEO IH A FEW DAYS IK8UBED BY THE OBBAT

M" , -4 F0REI02I REMEDY.

jr aVaealt 5?almal Wafeirs.

OB the ure of Colds, Coo; - ess. and all affections of

or Sale by ' ---- CRA

yuw-te' V twd W; VY.BOBEBTS, IadlaaapoIlaV'

' lao .TOU ITXSABlIt

At me a$i Boiler axA 2fc&Isae

7-JST.niiBn &f indiaaa who may want to purchase Steaml

. --, -uiivii, diiimii iruu vuioiue t e., wen construeted, of the best quality ftf Ironf and cher, are specially invited to eali en the well known Sua of KelwSsaw ,tfc. iat.s w&ose jaciisues for manufacturing steam Boilers are ftp?Lr to any west of the Mounfuiitas; by which they are pr'eparedraad fj6 J?? lolS experience at tueir business, to- eseeuta e the shortest sietnee sy dwteriptian ef new - werk er- repairs ef eld. Therefore before gsisg down to the river, or elsewhere,, au ana tee and save your time and dimes at home? ft , pa Pennsylvania street. Pole's Bun, risht north of the Oas

worga,.m tae .Kitfijs&a City of ladiaaei -i J4l &4& ii

Csamerclal eiartisieat f FWf Gr of stnd

iaa in this Institution are these necessary for complete and

thoronrh MercanUle BdacatienfeBdeomprebends four distinct

classes of subject, to-wtt t Bos keeplne by Double Entry, the

Laws, Usages, and Customs of Trade and Commerce, Mereaa

W1Q ontuiiwuu) a vvtumvivMM ww t r . - .-r-r ::- v. frtil Cserst, embracing the scientific part of the roll coarse, as lllostrated in five diffsreuteeUsef books, together with lee-

tares on Merchantae A rf throstle and Commercial Law, can be

taken at any time, leaving it optional with the pupil, after the completion ef tiie partial coarse to eeeOnae threvgh the entire

Price of "Carter A dnrisslon." to Commercial pepartment,

Full Coarse fSS, Partial Course 1349, which nas.i erf

mssanee. ne pre-pa?a or aeeurea.

Writing sjsartts&et-tJndsr the cfcarae of Mr

Boils.in which by a series ef

Exercises, Illustrations, tuntiraUonsv ana Arfut)remon,in

KtctuKft AS. H AfcLTheWEltin Denartmentof this IsssUaSoa

: 1s now open for the reception of pa

W&UWSMmn b?st of Hair," Rst, Cloth, Tooth, ShavJL& ; lg) and all olhor Kinds of Brushes, eaw t Tlaa. arprices st ,' my CBAiUUEAO c f.OvM.VC.l nHKS isSdersSened would SnUe OsssUefiina ffeoi'' ' M. "ers to his imsaensa assortment of Vi?-f,i,T- esfv, .

sew, t wo ana inraa ply isicram, Ver- l.ir.

peilRfs, Sialilng-s, Oil

ifv

Cfc J end

pineinnati priws

iOSLl

J. II. New Hardware

VAJEItf, and Tool

Stored '

Also .Picks. Shovels.

Farater'k am. ,

Forks, Hoes, snd ether articles fo

A large variety of House Famishing Goods, BsHs of all aorta

LOCKS (

TV

in a hardware establishment.

and sises Hinges. Screws, snd Boor

ty, ana in s&ort eve;

of a superior on ail -

other article which 2 usually to be Cooed

Havine been tsnmt in the baslaesafoite netrtnAnttlT Mara

&r Cincinnati, he feels himself warranted In sayiojr, most positively, that he ran and will give entire satismcUoe in qnalilj ss. well as prises of goods. Customers are invited tocalt and con-.

vmce iomeive or tne tratn ot wnat ne states, uu anevaee.

nov 15-ly

rf b; btiftAp, ';

ESIGKER and Engraver en wood. Also draftinr of sat . eats and machlnerv.'' .r- i" . ,f

fflce over Wm. Smith's Clothinv Store 'hi ..... v.

Wright Hoase.-,,,; . ; febSl n.:"'" 'H?

D1

AT

TUtTreeelvsd fhis day Ber exnress.

jdlrectfrew NVork, a large assortment of GOLD aad filLVKKt

Watcaes, of the lstest styles. Come aad seee then. -The prices 70a have below ('as for the quality , Jadge for yourselves: 1 ft .OldCyUaderMare slse 38.' ' Geld Levers, full jeweled, tie : . Gold English Levers, f 49 to S14S. ' t : Silver Lcpiaes, $10 to SIS. t Silver Levers, full jeweled. 813 to 845. Strangers vlsitiBg Indianapolis, ia want of. "good w atches, will and It to tacte advantage ; to eail at the "Chese Wth .Depot," under v the prettiest sign Im the Westers Slates.

- . ! 'i ? . ?'.'" " r- nSTl . mm- v j X2S83afesaaw '''

tt CO.. . -

the true principles of ftse arV the pnpil will in a short time ae-

qutra a style caaractertsea ior eeauty aae legieiuij; as weit ss

ease ana raptany or exaeenon. - PriftA AfCaanui'tiit: vVriUn Bsartmnt-Bu!ee Psft

manthip S, Ornamental Penmanship 83rWlchmustla sssry

ustaeoe ee pre-paia or eecerea. ' - - - ., fjalee"iSpatmatt J The' ladle &epartmest ef thlalnsUtatioe U now epea for the recepttn of ppsls, Hs bo?h courses, end In peiimansiiljw, fmro-4toe P. M., daily, aad will eontlnne ore threngh tae Sprtne and Summer, . . . ' , Price of "Cards of Admission'? to Ladies' Department, , Full Coarse $20, Partial Course $10, which maslln Sisuuscv be wasaiHI A Am&A : ' a- -x . I. . ? .. if .

9unntty v

' I v;..'t'ifsfM,JAaW BA aaMB SWSvB) . V :'

Undertakers nnd Cotan-ItlakeriV , -at Jtraaaactarsrs ssvrf KM mi a

. ,For further information sppiy for catalogue (tt personslly t '- JSay S3,385S-lf w. M'K.SCOTT, A,4M., l"riclpai

.;!'0.4 izaiamers' asseince of CcStct1, ' 0!fB pack sire of this essence will go as far as four pomU or Store Coffee, and Coffee msde by this e"ne iil prosarve. perffecsly the rsal tusto of the best storo Coffee, bi't -w 111 have a more aeiSosUe and gner Savor, a finsr color, sq1 will certainly be much wholesnmer for every person tlwn pv.ca sy sr9 i wiUaStft be clear wilbout requrlcff anything to elsptfyit. - - ... MasRfaetareas&dlbraa!'', w'-mls fi fef ' . iiAMi. it r'ni.ihtl U CO., ' '

asapoUa, 5Hd. eel li,

, EOUSSKOLS FymtlTtJES,' 7.

nessat the old stand, and win hope te saa receive a ee

InitlBRa'

D ESFECTFoLtTinform the eitisens

1 1 ronndinir country that they

ells. Indiana.

sis city and ear

111 confines the above bast-

of &

.e ration.' AU Work .of this description dotse AJV,0.--'VPe'shs!l er.BU ieg'.vs eureapedaf

tinttaace of the verylSbcrsl natroaage which has bee, herete fora Ktided to tbe stb!Uhmeiii. " ' ' ' 1 ?Tcii"i. 'A swporior stenwt enala for turning, e., If wept

ennsiutttUf in o;

With crest far".

t St. ri t? V v T ii'rt .

attention to this branch of our business, with a View to rIse 1 . . . ..... . . Jt h.M 1.. ,.1V.....L.-

tne irienosor ine oocfimra u.j,cl:cMl.1, trouble sH9BdSisUiii8itS of afrna and would sutethit wrt nro prr pared to uadir!:.ke the whole business of fnr,prals if rft-Hirtit, crny rsrt thereof, oa roasoaable torms) auchaat ra?iiss-(r e aiiher a one or two-horse hearse, hutU aftos the mesh. arrfftvri sijie. AIo, frrsagflst aad every eUser requisite ! -sftiMna to me buteieM.- .. . . "? " j j. pATesT Cfip Pesvs--Wft will continue to use thi ' va3iisb,.sarrR,stas. The eect for whitbU u intended is per ' fc i-i v tt pr. -?rve corpses from: dpay fur asy length ef t! aie" " wi'pi&iii bsii?!.? anywise offpnssve to deiiesey, or urtseeisly iata r-rF"," "eviJ-'r't institutions end all etbrs who des;s t Junerai not 1 the arrival of distant relatives, or to task.

f rrfcs-.r.n jsr istf-rnieju-ifsni ey esis ertevs ma?? ;bt

y tnpiTfBMf e state. a;;ow

FITLSa & CO "

-Ar. a prriGi.pn 1 jt iswrn!rsi.r8?!i B ? ) -o'vo'ibtm for woc-ks i s petfoctly inr !,5;ils ? - -t as. l&,al-ly. J. B.