Locomotive, Volume 8, Number 11, Indianapolis, Marion County, 12 May 1849 — Page 4
We are requested to announce WILLIAM SULLIVAN as a candidate for the office of County Clerk. Born. " A babe in a home is a well-spring of pleasure, a messenger of peace and love : Yet it is a talent of trust, a loan to be rendered back with interest." On the 28th ult. a Daughter to George Eller. On the 4th a Daughter to Harrison Endaly. On the 5th a Daughter to Amos H. Sharpe. On the 6th, a Daughter to Mr. Laveret. On the 8th a Daughter to Oliver Tousey. On the 8th a Daughter to Benjamin Pilbean. On the 9th a Daughter to James Haines, On the 10th a Daughter to Richard Dogget.
Marriages. "O hiDDT lot. and hallowed, even as the joy ofaneeli,
Where the goldenchain of godliness isentwined witht he roses oflove.'
Married on the 3d by Rev; T. R. Cressey Miss SOPHIA O. SHAW to Mr. JOSEPH A. TOON
Married in the Clerks office, of this county on the 7th inst.
by Judge Smith Mr. HENRY APPLE, to Mrs. SARAH APPLE both of this county.
The Judge is at his old business tying the matrimonial knots free gratis for nothing The term will only hold two weeks
more, so that if any want his services they had better l" hurry up
the cakes." LICENSES ISSUED TO - William Kohler and Catharine George on the 3d. William R. Smith and Frances Stevens on the 5th. Christain F. Schakel and Eleanora Schove on the 8th. Evan L. Davis and Mrs. Lucy Smith on the 9th.
NEW CAUPET ROOM. Carpets at Cincinnati Prices ! !
rTUIE SUBSCRIBERS have opened a carpet room in connec
L tion with their store, and are now in receipt of 2000 vards
Ingain and Venitian Carpeting, of almost every Quality and
price, from 12i cents to $1 37i. Housekeepers and others are
invited to call and make themselves acquainted with the prices whether they purchase or not.
The undersigned hope, by keeping a large stock of the above
goods, ana selling tnem as low as tney can be bought in Cmcin nati, to sell to many who have heretofore sent for their carpets,
jwurance tnrougn me store. May 5, H. J. & B. C. HORN.
HPR. J. II. SANDERS, having formed a partnership with I f ro n ti TAiircnv - i. r a. T.n- n. ,
ical College, of Philadelphia, would respectfully inform the cu
zens of Indianapolis and vicinity, that they will devote their
4 entire time and energies to the various duties ot the profession and they hope to receive a liberal share of public patronage.
Office on Meridian Street. Three doors South of the New Baptist Church, at the residence of Dr. Sanders.
Dr. Jameson takes pleasure in naming the following medical
gentlemen as reierences : ap 28-6 mo L. Dunlap. M. D., J. L. Mothershead. M. D., Charles Parry. M. D. J. S. Bobbs, M. D.
FINE DRESS GOODS.
& fj I uoi ivniUEii v u iui ui riaiii auu r ancy .oarages
i Tissues. Grenodines, Embroidered Tarltons. Lawns
and bwiss Mulls, at bign ot the Oolden liee Hive. April 21-4t KITCHEN & BLAKE.
Dr. Cronk's Compound Sarsaparilla Beer
FOR CLEANSING THE BLOOD.
THIS Compound is acknowledged the most healthy article that has been offered to the public in the form of a pleasant and harmless beverage. Customers supplied within the city at 50 ct8. per doz. quart bottles, and warranted to keep 10 days. -April 21. by G. B. SCR1BNER.
,l A jest's prosperity lies in the ear . Of him that hears it never in the tongue Of him that makes it." Love's Lahor Lost.
BONNETS AND RIBBONS. A LARGE lot, newest style Bonnets and Bonnet Ribbons, just opened and for Sale very cheap at Sign of Bee Hive. ap. 21-4t KITCHEN & BLAKE'S.
TRIMMINGS AND LACES. FRENCH WORKED COLLARS, Standing do.. Laces, Edging, Head Dresses, Capes, Cuffs, Bonnet Tabs, just received and will be sold very low at Sign of Golden Bee Hive. April 21-4t KITCHEN & BLAKE. GLOVES AND MITTS. KID, Silk and Net Gloves, Black and White Lace Mitts Long dok A splendid assortment just received a. Sign of the Bee Hive, ap 21-4t KITCHEN & BLAKE'S. SILKS, SUA WES, AND PARAS OES. A BEAUTIFUL assortment of Silks. A few Splendid Silk Shawls, Crape do. A splendid lot of Parasols, just received and will be sold at great bargains by April 21-4t KITCHEN & BLAKE. - CARPETS, CARPETS. A Large lot of Ingrain. Carpets, of all qualifies, and very low, Just received at KITCHEN & BLAKE'S, Sign of the Golden Bee Hive. - April 21-4t
Too Much Fun. He took the paper, and I watched, And saw him peep within ; At the first line he read, his face ' Was all upon a grin. He read the next, the grin grew broad, And shot from ear to ear ; He read the third ; a chuckling noise
I now began to hear. The fourth ; he broke into a roar ; The fifth ; his waistband split; The sixth ; he burst five buttons off, And tumbled in a fit. Mrs. Partington on Mustaches. Them musty
what-do-you-call-ems you may think look well
enough,' said Mrs. Partington to her nephew, who
had returned Irom a voyage to Havana with nis mouth covered with a profusion of coarse yellow
hair ; ' but you had better shear 'em off before you're seen round much;' and she looked mysteriously at him as she continued, ' It may have a bad
effect on the children, dear, as it did when Mr.
Brown built his catacornered houses, where don t you think, three hundred and fifty little innocents
in the neighborhood was born with cross-eyes !
You had better cut 'em off that there may be no danger there's no knowing what might happen :'
and the old lady went on explaining me circum
stance of the cross eyes, and cited Jacob's sheep in
evidence of certain causes producing certain effects.
Married, yet no Wife. The Providence Star tells of a singular divorce case that was decided be
fore the Supreme Court of the btate last week.
One Mr. R. petitioned to have the bonds dissolved between him and his lady love, on the ground that
he was a husband only in name his wife granting
him nothing more than the simplest platonic prive-
leges. I he ladv, it came out on evidence, married
for the sake of oompany, but had no idea of taking
any of the responsibilities of the married state; she
had no taste that way, and so to render assurance
doubly sure, at night she would tie herself up in a canvass bag, to guard against accidents! The court took pity on the poor fellow and gave him a
chance to try his luck again, by granting- the pray
er of his petition. Jrhiladelphia limes.
Be Easy. A Frenchman, who was totally unac
quainted with our language, being lately introduced
to a circle of young ladies and gentlemen ot Boston after the usual compliments had passed, seated him
self beside a young lady, and, being deprived of the
satisfaction of conversing with her, ( his counten
ance, however, expressed the emotion of his heart,)
he seized her by the hand she requested him to
be easy which he mistook for the Trench word laisez, ( kiss me,) and began kissing her to the mirth
of the whole company. The consequence was that
the ladies came to an unanimous determination nev
er to say "be easy" to a Frenchman.
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PAPER HANGING, House, Sign and Fancy Painting, BY O. n ST A ATS
HOP under Morrison & Talbott s Book Store, one door west
oi urvwaiiig o, xuuiaiiapoiis incnana.
We see that one Mr. Henry Broken has just married, in Baltimore, a Miss Bank. So there is one more bank now broken !Troy ( N. Y.) Post. But, unlike most other broken banks, previous "promises" appear to have been met, and it is likely issues will yet be made. Cleveland Plaindealer. But will the new issues pass current, having been put in circulation by a broken bank.Cin. Inquirer. What are you doing there, Jane V Why, pa, I'm going to dye my doll's pinafore red.' 'But what have you to dye it with V Beer, pa.' Beer 1 who on earth told you that beer would dye red ?' ' Why ma said yesterday that it was beer that made
your nose so red, and 1 thought that I' 1 Here,
Susan, take this child to bed.
Increase of Population. Mrs. Miller, residing
near Harrisburgh, Pa., on the 16th inst., gave birth to Jive boys, all of whom are doing well. What
makes this case fingular is, that at her first confine
ment, she gave birth to two, and at her second to
three, and at this, her third, to Jive, making in all
ten children in four years, and all living.
A good joke is told of a young couple riding home
from church after their marriage. The dav had
been cloudy, and the young man, seeing the clouds
break away, said :' 1 hope we shall have a little
sun. l he young wile replied, very honestly : As
for me, I should rather have a little daughter
The wicked wag of the Goshen Democrat, perpe- .
trates the following : , . ' .
" Married. At Rochester, Noble county, Febru
ary 18th, by Rev. Mr. Wolf, Mr. Silas Lion to Miss Edith Lamb.
" Our devil calls this a beastly affair, but it re
minds us rather of that millenial era spoken of in Holy writ: The Lamb and the Lion shall lie down together, and a little child ' our Bible is lost,
and we forget the remainder of the quotation.'
A Hard Case. A vnuncr widow, who edits a na-
per in a neighboring State, says : ' We do not look
so wen lo-aay as usual on account ot the non-arrival of the males.'
'Vat vou makes dare!' inquired a Dutchman of
his daughter, who was being kissed by her sweetheart very clamorously. ' O, not much, just courting a little, dat's all.' 'Oho! dat's all, eh? I taught you vas vighting.'
' Mr. Swipes, I've just kicked your William out
of doors.'
'Well, Swingle, it's the first Bill you've footed
this many a day.'
Tart. Two men were conversing about the ill . humor of their wives. 'Ah !' said one, with a sor rowful expression, ' mine is a Tartar !' 4 Well,' replied the other, mine is worse than all that ; mine is the Crearrf of Tartar !'
It was at Admiral Walsingham's table that Dr
Johnson made that excellent reply to a pert cox
comb, who absolutely baited him during dinner time
Pray now,' said he to the Doctor, 'what would
you give, old gentleman, to be as young and spright
ly as 1 am i'
Why, sir, I think,' replied Johnson, I would al
most be content to be as foolish.
The Albany Knickerbocker, ruminating upon the
effects of spring, wonders how the trees get their
clothes out of their trunk without opening them.
He forgets that the trees leave out their summer
dress.
EOST. ON Washington or Illinois streets during the afternoon of Ti.paHnulnst. n HAIR TIT? AfF.I.F.T wi'.hn T.ink tnnflZ'
set, marked with the initials J. S.iibo a gold key. mi. c j :n i :..ui.. - 1 I u.. 1 : .1. -k.n
I lie miuer win ueeunuuiy icwuiueu, uj ' icuvuig uie ouu'" articles at the office of this paper. " May 1st 1848.
LUMBER! LUMBERS LUMBER!!! THE undersigned would' respectfully inform the citizens of? Indianapolis, and vicinity, that their Saw Mill being in good repair, they are prepnred to fill bills of Lumber at a shorter notice than any other mill in the country.. Persons wishing to purchase wo.-ld do well to call at the Ripple Mills, and npply to March 17-12tpd KOONTZ & BURK.
JOHN DOUGLASS.
JOHN R. ELDER.
DOUGLASS & ELDER, BOOK AND JOB PRINTERS. ftFFICE in Blake's Building, on Washington street, opposite Browning's. ALSO, the Publication Office of the Locomotive
