Hammond Times, Volume 16, Number 160, Hammond, Lake County, 28 December 1922 — Page 8

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"Jones Is the . finest after-dinner . "Sambo," said the tourist, "don t speaker I baTe erer beard." you think there Is an excessive "Indeed!" " ' amount of humidity In "the atmos"Yes; be always says, Waiter, eiTe pbere today?" that bill to me.' " ' "Wha's dat?" eiclalmed the negTo, wiping the perspiration from his Twasnt Likely. face. A tourist seated outside a hotel In "I was merely extending an InterFlorlda was watching a porter as he rogation to learn if you thought it wept the floor. vas going to rain," answered the Deftly but slowly the man made tourist ,

little piles of the scattered cigarette "Well. I never," said the porter, Just talking about you. wondering hand mirror for your dresser; won't ends, half-burnt matches, and litter sadly. "Does you reckon I would be -whether you are most knave or fool." that be nice?'' which accumulated the night before, was tin' my time pushin' dis broom if "Well, do you know," said Sheridan. "But, dear, I already have one." The morning was rather warm, and I bad sense enuff to prognosticate de taking an arm of each, "I'm a little "No, you haven't, mamma, 'cause clouds were gathering la tb.9 sky. precipitation;" ' betwixt the two." I just broke it"

Sheridan's TTit. A rery old story of Sheridan's wit has come down through the nineteenth century. Fox and Grenville were walking down Bond 6trect one day when they met Sheridan. Fox hailed bim: "Hey, Sherry, we were

Breaking the Jews. "Mamma, dear, do you know what I am goins to buy you for Christmas?" "Oh, 1 couldn't guess," mother said, smiling"'Well. I am going to buy a pretty

Jim Smith was at the door talking to a friend. Within the parlor the piano was going full pelt , "Jim," said the caller, "is that your daughter playing that piano?" "Yes," replied the father with a smile. "Good music, ain't It?" "It is, certainly," admitted the caller. "Does she always play so strenuously as that?" "Oh, no," was the reply. "You see, she baa got a young man In. the sitting-room, and she is pounding out that music so as to drown the sound of her mother washing tha dishes."

THE most beautiful flower of all water plants, toe American t,tlily is a cousin of the lotus of Egypt and of the sacred lotus or India. You will find It growing in ponds, shallow lakes and slow streams. The flower Is often five inches across, white ith a yellow, center and its leaves are dark green above and pinkish on tnt under aide..

A Trospect. Mr. Itiddem That new rartner of mine is never satisfied. He wants everything be Eees. Mrs. Rlddem You must introduce our daughter to him.

Mrs. Smith was on her first ocean TOyage. ' . "What's that down there?" she asked of the captain, pointing to the rather overcrowded steerage. "That's the steerage, madam," he replied. "Really!" exclaimed the woman, in surprise; "and does it take all those people to make the boat go straight?"

IT hat Johnny Knew. Tarent Who la the laziest boy In your class, Johnny? Johnny I dunno. Farent I should think you vould know. When all the others are industriously writing or studying their lesEons, who Is he that sits idly in bis seat and watches the rest instead of working himself? Johnny Teacher!

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