Hammond Times, Volume 16, Number 147, Hammond, Lake County, 12 December 1922 — Page 4

Tuesday, Dee. 12, 1922.

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Tho Luka County Tim ea J.ay except Saturday . n,i siunaay. Entered at tho poJiluiTlco In Ha.;umomi. Indiana. June 21, liiuti. The Times- f.aal Chicago. Indiana Harbor, ilully txcept Sunday, l-.mered at u,s potuU:c la i-lust Caiiito. Indiana, Noven.btr 18, UIj. The lrfike Com. ty 'iVr. -- Saturday and Weekly :(i:t:ijn- Knter- at the ocoa:co in 'i!a:umonl, Indiana, 1'ebruary 4, la 15. The Gary Event rur Tiroes Datly exoept Sunday. ;- ivd at the pcs-lutlc lu Gary, Indiana. Aprti IS. i J 12. All under the act of llarch 3, 1S79, as second-class :-.'.. Hot. U1u.f- !-. a "rtTi . im Jtsfl jroA isJE nv tioif tiaq.i ru;TApit at !iiAtJi ei pa -5i'iifT-nri.- SnT'nrcr u pjusnv Ti p-ontT T stil -wn no jn 'mi io mo; ti-i--..) l; unitn loa op )! put erj not ti . i f i; oj3 E37CIX H H.I jo - .rnoX ja:j cj j;r; nok ;- sraynrnrivfinns ox naixov

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WHAT IS AMERICANIZATION "Americanization" is a widely used terra, the real significance of which is appreciated by but very few. To the larger number vho use it, it means merely the naturalization of immigrants. To a much smaller number it means the education of immigrants to the point where they can read, and write the English language, declares the National Republican. , Americanization of immigrants is something far deeper than the mere formality of taking cut naturalization papers or their superficial

education in reading and writing. Americanization of immigrants means their acceptance cf and belief in American policies and American institutions. It means their willingness and eagerness to uphold American laws. It means their placing this country and its welfare ahead of any other country even the country from which they earner Theoretically, at least, those who come to this country, come in order to avail themselves of American institutions, American standards of living, American opportunities, American wages.

courts, local and federal authorities and all policies affecting our foreign relations such as the handling of the foreign debt, not from the angU cf Americans and how such policies work to the injury or benefit of tle United States, but from the angle of their native country and how such such' policies will affect their former country. Our foreign population can never be said to be "Americanized," until they have lost this foreign viewpoint in considering American policies. Moreover, until they are "Americanized" in the real sense of the word, there exists a very grave danger cf America's losing its national integrity, its national individuality, and becoming as tersely expressed by Theodore Roosevelt, a "pc-got boarding house." Unless there is genuine Americanization of our foreign elements, it will be but a matter of a comparatively short time until this nation will be but little better than the countries of Europe and hose who have come to this country to improve their conditions will find that thev them

selves have destroyed the very thing they most desired.

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WHERE ALL ARE OFFICERS Mexico is paying the penalty for having an army consisting almost exclusively of officers. Private soldiers always have been rare south cf the Rio Grande, for following every revolution the successful chieftain's men-at-arms line up at the treasury window and are d;scoered to be

Alotion picture programmes now contain statistics of the produc-' i.un. it is quite the thing to rtu.l them and they n.ean much. "11 took 267 seamstresses four and one-half years to make the costumes worn hy the heroine," etc. '. People are s accustomed to statistics that we have decided to sriva them the statistics of this column, which, by the way, is another great : production. Tins column haa been running for seven years three months and eight days. ! It has used up eight and thrpe-q-j.nrttr miles of typewriter ribbons 1 and 87 reams of copy-paper. j The amount of Lone in the column conductor's ncad would make SSKTH.'-! eo'l.nr buttons. i

The-.' have been 673,439 persons mentioned ar.d 000.000 of them '

have r.ot liked it. j Fr.-rf readers have corrected 3,40 1S2 mistakes we intended to! i make and 12, 87r.(i-49 that we did not intend to make. j ! a'- quip nas made more than 4(17 different appearances in tho j

cl itimn. Six hundred and sevcnty-eijrht thousand five hundred and fortyone quips have been taken from the column and printed on the screen credited to other papers. We have published 15C.7S3 contributions and some of them have been original. The editor has been called a liar 653,781 times and has denied it 0 times. When Ambassador Harvey allowed that women have no souls, ha got himself into a peck of trouble, we niighf Fay a henpeck of trouble. Ore woman suggests that he do his stuff in vaudeville. A better suggestion might be "The Follie-.." Vaudeville is now too full of monologists who have no sens.' of humor. Apparently the only way we can bring on seasonable cold weather is to hve the Weather Bureau predict: "Tomorrow: Extreme heat and humidity." A man in Oswego trrded his wife for a Ford car. To make a Ford chatter you have to crank it. The wife may have been one of those self-starters.

Our friend Bill Doyle says he hears som insurance companies, in view of the recent epidemic of shootings, are going to change the classification of policies on ministers from "Office and Travel'ne" &a

generals, colonels, majors and so on, entitled at present, to "Hazardous Calling," and raise the premium. to pensions equivalent with their rank. That, We have elections in this country so that the majority may say at least, is the popular theory cn this side cf the j what ' wants and then try to get it. J-iO Grad. J France will abolish absinthe substitutes, but when will she succeed President Obregon, surveying this contented; m abolishing the abs.nthe itself? i

army list, which considers itself fixed for life

at public expense, is inclined to do something about it. Clearly he is facing a difficult prob

lem.

The Mussolini movement in Italy is describ?d as a sort of aanco that is liable to become quite popular.

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Trariiu on the Panhandle ra'Iroad was tied for several hours this morning hy a wr k three miles taat of Crow ti Point.

Tim Ihiilehart has returned to tho oil He!i at. Hagrlnaw, Jlieh.. and la now organizin g a omipaiiy fcmongr Ijaku County tut.:; to rroni"te operations on lands v. Inch h; leased there.

AVHliarn Cochran of Crown Point e'eunty Kiirveyor Hay Eeely and J. h-uit, li'oy. viewci ;i on 1 ;rov ;i lx No. 3 hive '::,. -I t 1 . r hisr-ectlon

No -.v Oi ':. ui. Iliih'j ivis jjuvirnor ;ir.d P.ussoll i Icii. nf.nt -..v.rji'-r at th tlm) of tho aU:Su'l o'-cur--necs Mlr-n 15Ii k;,e;i'l twiiitda.it. of in her n.ilt.

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SERVICE - On U'.. r a s Army Ba., we..rin? pap'-r

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GIRL'S CASE III

oats t-oH hi Cff-rmany for tivcnly t'1:-. t.'n.l' ni'.'fir-y. Tht-.-e ctonts aro of Uff..n nt color1, 1.- r.f"J'!ttiir.a'!r. toh'ir l-.elntr blue, ;i v. nrn ove r a sweater. TliV:a'.e ,'.,''!..,, j it "j - K . : '-; Jaihetn. ' .V.n- 1 1 1. i.;. Poyle brought a ",,.Vr ' tle.'oi from Germany a?ol r- r : i " to r s thorn v an.T r th.-iti

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Those gentlemen of foreign extraction who rush down to piers to

If he cuts these several thousands of marry picture brides they have never seen probably flute that they

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iciiiui vdrr:ui3 uil t.ic pay tun nicy win ha: to go to work; and the work they prefer i3 organizing trouble. Yet it is clear that national economics offer no precedent for supporting an army which

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that does. Morever the spectacle of disband- j mcnt of these ex-warriors, severed from their

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They do not come here in order to transplant to j fat leisure and ordered to put their swordless this country the conditions and policies from I hands to the plough, would be a healthy cxara-

which they sought escape when they emigranted to this country. One would naturally suppose that these immigrants would readily support the policies and institutions which made this country an attractive place as compared with their homeland. In a great many cases this is truet but in the majority of cases the contrary is true. They immediately begin to take sides in American politics, not from the standpoint of how proposed policies will affect this country but how they may affect foreign countries. They view the question cf a tariff not from the standpoint of American industry and American wage, but from the standpoint of how a tariff trill affect their "home country." They view

pie o the Mexican people.

PERSONS in China talk to an American telephone and ride American automobiles. Persons in America talk Chinese to both..

SLAMESE women stain their teeth black to denote they are married, but nothing is said about how the husbands go into mourning.

WASHINGTON seems to feel that if the new war is as close as Mr. Qemenceau says it is, just possibly he ought to be hurrying back.

PERHAPS Clemenceau's eating of eight eggs at a sitting accounts for his being so egg-

la-w, the prohibition laws, the cited about Germany.

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Millinery Modes of the Homi

Unustial values in Chic Hats of Satin, Metal Cloth, Hair Cloth, Lace perhaps a touch of fur or straw, skillfully combined, moderately priced Hats from gage, fisk ar.d other hats fitted to your own headsize and needs in our own workroom. They give you that feeling of being just right at the right time. Let Us Solve Your Xmas Problems We have the Gift you want for

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MOTHER "Beautiful Madeira Linens, 18 to 75c Finished Embroidered Pieces, PJlow. Lamp Shades. Beaded Mats. Torcheres. Candle Sticks. Fruit Sets. Artificial Fruit Baskets. Pottery. Handbag. Combs. Gloves. Hose, etc., etc.

Bauhful Lingerie. Silk or Philb'plno. Vanity Cases. Powder Puffs. Garters. Ribbcn Novelties. Bertha Collars. Gloves. hiose. N'ecklaces. Silk Scarfs. Girdles. Ribbons.

THE BABY Dainty Dresses. Sacques. Sweaters. Hoods. Bootees. Leggins. Hose. Shirts. Books. Toys. Ribbons. Etc., Etc.

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07tH federal prohibition agent AV.VS pent to Jail tut HO'DIIEDS more ara S1TLL at large. "WE often wonder la our more ClT.IOl'S moments what ever 1A3 become of t'ne man WHO thought you had to havs I.O'G hair and wear a nmTT ehlrt to be artistic? SKI-MS like about half the reading matter NOW Is about some woman kllilnij a man OR somebody setting In trouble IIT drlr.klrs moonshine. OMl'S lofty youthful ambition." changed and MOPIFIKU In tho crucible of .tC l'l'AL exrerlene and ours may HE summed up at the

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hope that we shall

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All II Y out the ashes.

KATIUEH tays. "we will sc- wiy .

mil time ccir.es," and HE means that he Isn't GOING to do a thing about It. WHKX we. like II r. Kdison, (;CT out a list of questions for niE public to answer, .WD expose at once the entire I(,.OKAXC10 of a big percent.-,;., OK the populace, the first ONI; will probably be this: "WHAT is a tullo fichu?" EVERY woman knows exactiy WHAT she could do

lllltol'E can always finJ 'S'lIE necessary number. SPEAKKVC; about Mr. CT-menccau IE France had had a stream fK immigration pouting over her 1'KOXTinus for tlie past century

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;s season but extreme ttylt-s iiir orrcrr.ent? make up for J.-.'-v. it-re are two of the newest Idea or bandeaux and .'cmos which ai ting shown Plain shell in an in tricate design makes he c mb of h'ge proportions hile black jet makes the effective bandttau.

sbe alleges h'- did her probabl.. v.ill be in tlie hands of the Jury by three o' lock thla afternoon. United States District JudfTe Ilulni.'i nnouncecl when court con-ven-l tl.ia t.iot t.: n sr that tho taking of evid.-nre wonh! ho halted im laedlat'-ly. and he direct-."! th argument to rroced. Korni'ir OovL-r-.fir Theodore. 15:Ho, v.-ho inn bees, f-uie'ly sought as i wSincfs, did r.ot appear to 'lay and

probably v.-ill bn ordrrel Into court r. rc AfJ Rf..l

on charts of contempt. ! g 'f - w WW l-.iw5.Sg lie hag been summoned by at- , f H JUHIOR8 Little N3 torr.cys for Ml?s BIrkhead, but so i I One-third the regular dose. Mad g

far has succeeded in evading ser- k cf tame ingredients, than car.dy

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world. THE allies are reported to HAVE agreed on the Turkish question . . A greed Is good. HIAIV is a queer animal HE will leave a good-looklns wife AM) chase around with t,ume woman ' WHO l.i about as pretty as an ar.tP.1 'T.

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ffWBOTORIES

JI:s. Loulse Oiscn of Tolleston wa3 burned to deth and Alma Olson and Benny Shu3ter are in the hospital as a result of the explosion of a can cf basol'.no which Mrs. Olson waa using in cleaning- a set of bed springs jctterday evening.

Grover Vaughn of Ilanunond and - two companions were Injured when the speeder on which they were riding- on tho I. li. B. tracks near Clue Island waa hit by a freight train and d?mollshed. All will recover.

The best u3rtet on '" 3 road, a few year., afro, was th. Whit.iebro : ' male quartet. Long sa?oii3 in the !yceur and chautauqua they filled, and fdiec acceptably,

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Twenty thousand Red Cross 5ea!s bare been received In Hammond to be sold during- tno Christmas season. Mrs. J. M. Turner Is in charge of the d;at ributlon.

The Christmas Gift that Pays for Itself

Most Christmas gifts disappear shortly after Christinas; except, cf course, the more costly ones. But a new Overland car will ge giving the whole family a lot of joy and comfort next summer and for many summers and winters after that. And it costs no more probably than the many less valuable things you put on your Christmas list. The Christmas car largely pays for itself before another Christmas rolls around. -You go many miles for small cost. You get much out cf life economically. The car increases business and social opportunities it brings better health and more happiness. The real spirit of Yuletide is reflected in the gift of an automobile. Buy something of enduring worth and constant utility. Make it an Overland Christmas.

Sixty new stills are beln? erected jpt the Standard Oil r'an In Whiting-. These will give employment to st-veral hundrel more men. They will ba completed within the next jar.

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Indiana Harbor Servians gave an entertainment Sunday nltrht from which they netted $l."i"0 which they will divide eQually between the lied Cross organizations of ervla and Montenegro.

Sedan $875

f. o. b. Toledo

Touring $525 f. o. b. Toledo

WITH all the things she hasn't :ot. IT takes two to pick a quarrel an 1

One time when they were yack'.ng up to leave for a EDO-mile night j ar.d day trip in day coaches, after lan ever.ir.fr concert for which 'hey ! had ;un'ipe-d miles, part of it by I flivver thrcufrh the half frozen

mud, . member of the audience came behind the scenes and asked:

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or think we do." - KJ Yes, I know' srid the man. just heard yuh. Out what do you work at for a uvin'?" j A chap who was hirina: a car j for use over ths week-end of the j house party, after eliminatir- a r lot of details in the transaction , in- J i-.JQ quired how many the car held. '...$ The native etrot-pd his beard and scrafched his head. j j! - "Weil, she ceJiv-rally holds four, '.r'-q

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Pred A. Wood foreman since 1?PS of the machine shop of the Standard Steel Car Co., cf Hammond has resigned and will lrnvo Saturday for F!' t si v.i nr.

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CLEMENCEAU HONORS U. S. ITERO DEAD

DAD AND BROTHER Just the right motto or framed picture, or perhaps the riit kind of book. A pair of book ends. A crochet tic, we have the silk to make them. -

FOR YOUR FRIENDS Just the right booklet, calender or an exLra nice Xmas card of the larger engraved kind, perhaps a pocket edition cf their favorite author.

CARDS XMAS CARDS XMAS CARDS FOR EVERYONE

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We do not offer you the quantities of the city the jam push and rush but WE DO HAVE just the right, moderately tastefully selected gifts for you to choose from, for your home and for your friends. Jss. -L. L iw IL- W-? iiHat and Art Stiop

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Georges Clemenceau ct the grave of Atneiica'a unknown soldier la I Arlington cemetery.

M. .Clemenceau, war-time premier of Franc?, now touring the U. S. ently visitea the jrrave of America's unknown soldier in Arlington

cenietery and paid silent tribute to America's war dead.

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