Hammond Times, Volume 16, Number 139, Hammond, Lake County, 1 December 1922 — Page 6

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TURKEY SUBSTITUTE A lot of us will have no turkey hash today for the simple and easily understood reason that we couldn't afford turkey yesterday. It's got so that a man has to decide between a Thanksgiving bird or his winter's coal, and most of us don't like the idea of freezing. An contemporary suggests that there is a fortune for the men who can produce a "satisfactory turkey substitute," and we judge there

is, for it's altogether likely that it wouldn't be j

long before the substitute would be bringing as high prices as turkey itself. Every time we read of old John Smith shooting his Thanksgiving turkey from his own back porch we want to get our own shotgun out

for a hunting expedition in this locality, but not j

for wild turkeys.

country sets on the foreign obligations to her,!

and points out the moral investment those debts represent. What particularly galls Americans is the thought that money owed to this country, and even interest owed on that money, is used for selfish purposes which eventually in every instance lead to hostilities, distress and impoverishment which, in turn, appeal to the United States for relief. The vast sums this country has subscribed for aid to war-sufferers-often in wars with which America had no concern, as in Anatolia never has been regarded as other than a moral investment; nor is there any thought of cent for cent return on the part of the givers. But so long as Europe shows no disposition to economy, but adds monthly to its destruction of resources by wars which are neither in the cause of liberty nor of self-defense, just so long this country is bound to feel that the money owed to it must remain as a load which, in time, must compel recognition, a thought-review of the disasters of destructive extravagance, and a new spirit of self-help as the first step to liquidating obligations.

A WISE WORD FROM AFAR The fundamental reason at the bottom of this country's attitude toward Europe is admirably set forth by so distant a neighbor as the Sydney Morning Herald. The Australian newspaper reviews the several complaints against the United States, covering a period of years, and demonstrates that in each case time brought a perspective which justified this country, even if the justification brought no comfort to anyone else. Specifically referring to the war war debts, the Morning Herald says: "No doubt if she could see her way to remit those debts the position of Europe would be immensely improved. But can we fairly expect her to do this without some assurance of the quid pro quo, not in the material sense, but in the shape of a genuine attempt to heal the antagonisms which still distract Europe and to bring an era of peace and stability?" This is an enlightened understanding of American psychology which never has seemed to penetrate European heads. It states, from an unprejudiced source, exactly the value this

A FUTILE CRUSADE. The evolution fight has shifted from Kentucky to Minnesota. Mr. Bryan went up there and made a speech lambasting the evolutionists and now there is demand that the schools of that state shall conceal from the pupils the fact that such a theory was ever propounded. It is not enough that they shall be instructed that it is merely a theory. It must go farther than that, lest the future generations be corrupted by being permitted to think for themselves. In view of the attitude toward scientific matters on the part of many in this generation we are astonished that those who declared the world is round ever got away with their lives. Perhaps

the Bryans of those days did not discover the presence of the heresy until it was too late to combat it. All of which goes to show that in this age a great many people cannot distinguish the shadow from the substance. We cannot see that one who recognizes the possibility of truth in the theory of evolution need be any less a good citizen, mindful of his family and honest in his dealings than one who rejects such an idea. In this age we are concerned with what men do. There are enough problems that touch us intimately which we need to settle and can settle without wandering .off into the realms of the theoretical and becoming angry over differences about matters which cannot be definitely determined, no matter how much we argue them. The rumpus encouraged by Bryan is entirely futile. The most that is accomplished by the agitation is to stir up many who are incapable of forming an intelligent opinion on the subject affecting either its truth or its falsity.

Mr. Lenine is reported better, but naturally still a little weak from the number of times he

has died.

THE WOMAN IN THE CASE. When a murder is committed, any time or any place, The authorities start looking for "the woman in the case " She is more than oft a lady With a reputation shady. Neither prudish nor old-'maidy Is the woman in the case. And before they find the wsapon or the motive of the crime Or the victim's name or address (they can find that any time) They prepare a mental picture of the prepossessing face Of a lady who is charming, who has pulchritude and grace And a female hypothetical, mysterious, they chase. She's "the woman In the case." When a millionaire goes bankrupt and his margins cannot face, The referee says: "Surely, there s a woman in the casi. From a standpoint comprehensive, She's a woman who's expensive," So he starts a strong offensive At the woman In the case. For the gentlemanly bankrupt couldn't have spent all his wealth, Single-handed in an Innocent platonic search for health, And he must have had assistance in the blowing of the dough, And who could help him better than some lady he might know? An expert in the fascinating come-ons of her race "She's the woman in the case." She's been at it since this planet started shimmying through space. And her speed is not retarded as the years draw on apace. She is most exasperating And she keeps us extirpating. By her foibles unabating; And her fascinating grace. She has kept the world excited, kept it wondering and cursin . And the headlines always tell us that an "interesting person Is the "woman in the case." Secretary Hughes has stopping using tobacco foreTer. But even at that ha can smoke cigarets if he wants to. Another optimist is one who buys candy which is displayed on aal open street stand. a TODAY'S WISE CRACK. Constant riding in a flivver keeps alive a torpid liver. Traveling by train in Russia is free to all citizens. The government can afford to do this because there are no trains. A minister told us last Sunday that salvation is free. He probably said it of salvation because he couldn't say it of anything else. Tattoo artist has been arrested in Philadelphia for using ink whicti Joes not last. Another skin game. We don't care much what happens to the Turks to long as tf happens.

Why not have an outgo tax, and let the profit-

refused to pay, but after spending: the nlg-ht in jail they managed to dig: up the money.

The Hammond Board of Works this morning: approved the assessment rolls for the opening ip or Kenwood Ave., from Calumet Avenue to the Motion tracks.

ROCHKSTER. Ind., The Young People's Church, primarily organized for the youngv-r feneration, has been organized here by Rev. W. J. Nevln. In Inaugurating: the movement, Rev. Nevln announced that the church does not bar older persons but wishes to appeal jia--tlcularly to the younger classes in an Instructive and spiritual way. Chicago, !:eaded by the herd of Governor McCray, of Kentland. Indiana Hereford breeders will be held here December 2-9 by seventy entries from eight exhibitors. The governor will show twentythrec head. He haa been a prominent exhibitor at the International for many years and mad; notable winnings every time. Peru, "tired business men" of this

city are demanding gymnasium classes at the local Community Service Building. A full program for ther benefit s beng arranged. One hundred of them who expect to enter the classes have pledged steady suppo-t to the btildin.

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Broresn's comet, seen in 1846, returned at intervals till 190. whn it failed to appear.

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IK they axe to keep OX paying alimony. ONE nice thing about being A woman is that you do not HAVE to ,'oin a uniform rank IV order to wear A willow plume. ANOTHER advantage accruing FROM the mere accident of sex IS that when a thin man has lost ABOUT 20 pounds by Illness HE at least has something on to COXCEALi the lines of his figure HEIOW ihe knees IF1 he can keep It up around the waist. OTHER things may get BY under reasonable doubt I1CT baking powder AD girls are supposed TO be strictly pure. XO one even in these times CAN look nakeder THAN a shaved collie. A political hanger-on can't

UNDERSTAND how a reduction of

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IS going to benefit this well-

known country. HERD'S an actress who -weighs ONT.Y 87 pounds and on would THINK from her pictures that HER smile weighed that much. MEN like to talk about the

VANITY of women but the truth

is that NO man la as handsome AS he thinks he Is. WE suppose the legislature

WHICH we see is soon to be called INTO session to settle THE whole taxation problem from A to Izzard and wo are waiting FOR someone to suggest that it can ACCOMPLISH that great end BY triumphantly doing a few EXPENSIVE things suggested by the ANTI-SALOON League and putting EVERYTHING else off until the

NEXT session. A spendthrift's argument Is that IF everybody saved their money IIOV would anybody get any to

save.

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YEARS AGO TODAY

Walter Hemingson, of Hegewisch, was struck, by the swinging load of a crane at the Standard Steel Car plant in Hammond yesterday and injured so that he died a few hours later.

A colored boy named White, was crushed under a two-ton Ingot of red-hot steel at the Gary mills yesterday and roasted to death before he could be released.

Attorney W. H. Matthews, of Gary announces that he has found a technicality through which he can close 169 of Gary's 108 saloons. He says he will take steps at once to bring this about.

The Belmont Hotel and the Friedman Liquor House of East Chicago, wero destroyed yesterday afternoon by a fire which started from an overheated furnace.

East Chicago Congregational Church trustees are considering plana for a new church building which will cost in the neighborhood of 130,000.

Five Whiting women wero fined J16.S0 each by Judge Atchison yesterday for stealing coal from the railroads. They

Back Feel Lame, Sore And Achy?

Eugene G. Grace A new industrial star of the first magnitude is in the ascendant. Steel men "in on the know" declare that Eugene G. Grace, president of the Bethlehem Steel Company, will be the successor to Elbert H. Gary, chairman of the United States Steel Corporation, when the latter retires. For the present Grace is slated to head the combined Bethlehem and Midvale interests..

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