Hammond Times, Volume 16, Number 136, Hammond, Lake County, 27 November 1922 — Page 4

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THE TIMES Monday, Nov. 27. 1922.

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THE GAMBLER IN ROMANCE. A wealthy Newark manufacturer on the side of fifty is defendant in a suit just inuted for damages of $200,000 alleged to have n suffered by virtue of his alleged failure to ry out a marriage contract. The plaintiff is young the suit is being prosecuted in her ther's name. This sort of court action is becoming more

i more open to question on a variety of unds. It might be inquired why the heart m suit is never brought for $1,000 for exple, against a man of lesser means. It is :n to conjecture whether a true victim of a scked romance would feel nclined to parade affliction in court. Nor is it settled that . ney is a suitable recompense to a devastated 'irt and that the suit is not frequently a comrcial effort from the beginning. i The saving circumstance in the matter is

it juries who fall regularly for lady sharp-! joters are displaying a new sophistication in j :ir attitude toward the fair heart balm hunter. ! Chicago last spring breach of promise suits which damages aggregating $750,000 were j jght netted something like $27. The public j ;trument of justice is no weapon for the pri-

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EASY DIVORCE Old-fashioned folk are shocked by the escapade of some youthful Hoosiers who made "trial marriage" compacts and left home to put them into effect. Home has reason to be surprised, though. These youngsters agreed to get married and live together six months. If either husband or wife was dissatisfied at the end of the period they would be divorced. Sublime trust in the complaisant acquiescence of any court to their simple request for freedom from matrimonial bonds! But fully warranted by the divorce record. It has become fashionable to announce that a couple is merely going to "try out" the married state, but it is coneiveabie that not a lew take the vows with mirual reservations tnat will "let them out" if the oargam proves disagreeable. A few have made it plain that they did not regard amrnage seriously. And the public has looked upon their "advanced position" with an indulgence encouraging others to do likewise. When older people "get away with it," why should not youngsters play the game? party, it sounds suspiciously like a wish.

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WORSHIP BY RADIO The radio church which Roger Babson intends to found at We.lesiey, Mass., is the logical development of one phase of wireless activity. Under his scheme, several denominations would be represented, and the broadcasting station would be powerful enough to send out its weekly devotions over all the country. The Baptists, for instance, would have an hour for song , prayer, sermon and worship. Then the Methodists ,then the Presbterians, etc. Some sly wag has suggested that this scheme is particularly desirable because it eliminates the collection plate. ' The art of communication is the greatest achievement of mankind. First, when we lived in the caves and on the cliffs, came rude speech. Writing, after many centuries, followed, and then the printing press gave civilization a spur forward. The telegraph and telephones were almost twins. Now 'tis radio. Perhaps the next generation will use the telepathy of thought-waves for its exchange of ideas.

Nobody Ireowa how dry I im." The oarchexi one sang in husky voice. They va forced this Volstead act on ma. 1 waa not ?iven any choice. "Thla is the burden of my sor.jr. Nobody knows how dry 1 am. And 1 learn as 1 go loneNobody seems to care a darn." e e Vaasar president says beautiful pirls are often brainy. uut it matters not whether they are brainy, ao long as they are beautiful, does It? e e e Scientists say a new an I mysterious factor has been found in food. Up to now the only mysterious factor found in food has been the price. e e e Clemenceao says he hopes Americans will appreciate the spirit in which he comes to lecture us for our own good Well that's one thinfc about Americans. We do appreciate those things. and place the proper value on them. e e Judifinj? from the post-election interviews the recent political upheaval has resulted in landing severa' windbags in Washinjjon e e e e The reason that a trood many men leave home is that have to go to the delicatessen. . MY IMPRESSIONS OK AMERICA. B Sir Culhhert Chutney. All EreHsh Investigators will np-ree with me that Am, ica as a whole, is totally devoid of culture. The Arts and Sciences lfiitruish n merica. Her music is nil. Her finer sensibilities are nowhere n evidence. The only thought in America is of money. The traveler may be placed under the painful necessity of handinff a fee of tuppence-ha'n-nny to the urchin who carries his bag or who brines him the beastly fee water. This grasping instinct is everywhere It is deemed nothing at all to fee a waiter a shilling after a meal. It can readily be seen how this conflicts with the foreign mind on fnrh subjects. The night life Is of a very abandoned nature. There are thousands of motion picture stars in Hollywood who do not have to get to work until 7 o'clock In the morning and so they spend their riights in Lucullan orgies which put civilisation as we know it. to shame. All night, every night these morion picture stars are -.igaged in riotous celebratio .3 which defv descrii f ion Nearly ail of them get drunk every night and stay that way all day while making their pictures. How they go through the strenuous programme of hair-raising stunts tht next day is a mvstery The are an millionaires. Even the supers in mob scenes and tha poorest npernumernrIs -Ide in their own limousines and live in magcent mansions This situation is true of the entire country, how-

e er. Even the poorest people live magnificently. e e e e Sign in Chicago: nVols A Wois. Tailors."

KANSAS GOVKKNOK-15LKCT CLINGS TO HIS "PLATFORM" When a curregpori ent ;ind hla

photigi'Hphtr soug i out Governor elect Jonathan !avis of Kansas on h;s farm rec ntly they found the -,dirl farmer" lixikinu over his stock Davis noseo with ti pet mull that Davis lokinglv refers- to as his "pliitform.' 'And I'm still eluding to him " remarked the incoming rrovernor. Uavis la a Dem 'it

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STORMY SEA OF j MATRIMONY! UrORTE, Ind.. Nov. 24. A I stormy voyajre during his two years ' on the sea of matr'm ry wis de- j pi' ted Thursiiay hy Henry J. Ml'l'f. J in a Fult for divorce fram Bossic R. j

.Milifr. rilea toaiy. i n- n'jFDano. w ho asks '.h'? custody of his two children, ciaifs that his wifn ; tr..tk him n 1th anything she culd l.iy her liar.ds on. An3 vw.t attacked him with a larg-e butcher Pni'e Infi'ltr jvri wo"nds.

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One of the big reasons why some people don't get 100 efficiency out of their lubricating oil, and their motor, is that they mix their oiL Lubricating oils are different They should not be mixed in your crank-case. Insist on the same kind of oil and the proper grade for your motor every time you buy it! When you pick out the oil you are going to use pick Marland. Marland Oils are produced by correct refining methods by the Marland Refining Company. They are refined from carefully selected crude. Every process from the crude to the finished lubricant occurs in the Marland Refineries under exacting Marland supervision. Proud of the product that bears the Marland name, the Marland Company can't afford to market poor lubricants and wouldn't if it could. Don't mix your oil! Insist on Marland of the proper grade every time you buy oil Marland is good for your motor

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A sure sign of middle age IX a man is his chuckling OVEJl Mndins a ralr of last winter's SHOES that will do for THIS winter with a little urging. AXOTHEIl thing- we like ESPECIALLY about Brig. Gen. Dawes IS that he never seems to be have BEEN misquoted by the newspapers THOUGH the temptation to have nEEX so must be strong- at times ESPECIALLY when his PASTOR comes to see him. om Idea of a small town IS one where a notary public ,IS a prominent citizen ex-offlclo. OXE earnest and doubtless WELL Informed reformer states THAT tobacco smoke HAS a very deleterious effect I POX pregnant guinea pigs Ilt'T we fear that our Influence "WITH pregnant guinea rl?s IS too limited TO enable us to do all the good WE'D like to do IX this field of reform. AXOTHEIl thing that makes a STHOXG and instant appeal TO a cruel nature Is the way A neighbor woman M ILL come In to ask In her SOLICITIOVS W3y about a stricken FIUEXI and remember to say 111 I'XTIL thn very last time AM) then forget and spoil tho WHO' E impression lv reverting'

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S. S. S. Will Prove to You in Your OwnCuathc "How" and "Why" of it Remarkable BIood-Cleanini Power! There is s reason for everrthlnc th.v hoppers. Common-sense kt;1" niiserj Common -pense also stopo bolls ! S. S la tbe ommon-euse remedy for LoU-

TO type and blurting- out sick. Olll friends Max Oser and Matild't IJf not iieem to be In a hurry about GETTTXG bitched and It Is probably because THEY are not satisfied TILT two can live as cheaply as one. IF It were not for the DOCTniXE of relativity our DELIBERATE opinion of the MERCHANT who advertises a COMFORT-GIVING hlp-conflncr WOULD be that ho is an I ' X M ITI G A TED liar but we supEVEN a hip-confiner can b5

COMFORT-GIVING, for a hip-con-flner. OUR ductless glands do not aeem TO be working In such a way as to permit us TO say anything sparkling this evening A X D we don't seem to have anything VERY nice to say about adrenal.

i YEARS Y AGO Cll TODAY

IJishop Joseph iCoudelka, uMilwaukee, presided at the dedicatory services of St. J'jhtfa Slavish church. In 'Whiting- yaa-tordar.

Gary 15ohem!ans, who are former Austrian subjects, have cabled Kir-i? Peter of Servlt offering to raise a ietment to fight in the Servian army against the Turks.

Little Silvia Pietklewlcz. 4923 Melville Avenue-, East Chicago, was shot through the ami yesterday whsn a 14 year old neighbor boy was plsylng with a gun which he Jld not know waj loaded.

Tho Hobart schools bav. baan cloved to prevent a spread cf the scarlet fever epidemic. Rev. C. K. 'orney announced today that tho new Flrat M. F. Church at Shelby would be iler'kated nxt Sunday.

Chief John JkraJ of the V.'cst Hammond police, mado five arrests iast night of persons who were attempting to tiA the lid which has been clamped on resorts of the vlty.

Lake Mlctigp-n was Jashcd by a fifty-mile ga.le yesterday morning. The storm which wa& the worst in fifteen years, did considerable damage to break waters.

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NORTH WEBSTER. Nov. 23. (I. N. S.) Many wild geese, in addition to ducks, are being shot this year on northern Indiana lakes. A wild goose, wounded by a hunter, fell to the roadway, neaChapman lake, in front of a vehicle, and the driver took it home with hli'i for dinner.

Turkeys for Th&nksglvin.r dinners are being offered at tne Hammond market at 22 centa per pound and It is intimated they may be two ctnts low:r later in the. week.

The new plant o' tf.e Gary Eolt & Screw Compauy, Is no-v cjnn'nv!n:r P"0 men.

Imps of Hades armed -with red-hot pitchforks could scarcely Inflict more cruel, agonizing torture than that endured by many 6Uferers from neuritis. The tharp slabbing pains caused by this disease are usually centered about the shoulder, neclL, forearm, small of the back or along the thigh and leg In the region of the sciatic nerve. Kometirr.es they move Irom one part to another, sending out lightning jabs which produce untold misery. If you want prompt relief, apply Tysrnal over the part that hurts, and the pain should disappear. Tysmol is absorbed through the pores of the skin and has a soothing, healing effect upon the Inflamed, diseased nerves. Contains no "dnpe." Guaranteed harmless. l'rico $1 at Weis In-ug ar.d Stationery Co.. West State street. Tysmol Company, Mfg. Chemists, 400 Sutter t-t., San FranHsco. Adv.

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