Hammond Times, Volume 11, Number 44, Hammond, Lake County, 18 November 1922 — Page 3

November 18, 1922.

'CRE T1A1-Ka HAGE TTTRK GUARDIAN ADMITS SENDING SANE HEIRESS TO ASYLUM SO HE CAN CONTROL ESTATE The Thrifty Housewife Will Make Up a List from this "Ad" and Come Here Monday to Take Advantage of the Many $1.25 Harmony Lilac Vegetal, a fragrant and soothing aftcr-snaving touet water, priced Monday at 89c $1.00 Retail Hair Tonk 6$c 50c Palmolive Shampoo. .. .39c S1.00 Assorted ToJet Water. 79c $1.25 Blue Beauty Face Powdr er at 89c 25c LUterine Tooth Paste... 19c Special RexaH Cream of Almonds A soothing and healing lotion for chapped skin. 35c size, Monday 2 1 J Money Saving Items Offered in 'ONE DAY SALE91 Double S. & H. Stamps in the Morning

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Miss Dorothy Darts Gordea, Boston heiress, vU her fvartfisA, WUlimm F. Jardine. William P. Jardins, guardian of Miss Dorothy Davis Gordon, Boston heiress to a $100,000 estate, testifying In a suit against hlraj brought by tbs girl's relatives, admitted that be had sect bar to aa! avium although he knew that she was perfectly sane. '

Lethal Chamber Would -End Cancer Sufferers' Misery, Think English Relatives Would Be Cons ulted First, Then Patient Permitted to Kill Himself; But Hospital Improved Instead.

INTERNATIONAL NEWS SERVICE BATH, England. Nov A lethal chamber for cancer aufferera' la a suggestion made by Councillor . Cook, of Bath. ""What 1 required," he aaya. "Is at patients, rn their own requests should be put to s'eep eternally, -both for their own benefit and that of those aronnd them. "I knew a woman," he continued "who used to beg- of me to give her rolcon, which I, would have done Vid T the sanction of thi law."

Hla suggsellon was that there should b eolgrht divisional areas throughout the country, whose officers would In turn report to a central tribunal in liondon. Two relatives of the patient should be consulted and the patient left to take th actual responsibility of endinglife by the taking of a drug. The Health Committee of Bath, however, eventually turned down the proposition In favor of a more extensive hospital treatment for all Bf-rious cases.

Portland Boy Parades in Bright Green Peon Pants

INTERNATIONAL NEWS SERVICE! PORTLiAND. ( Ore.. Nov. Peon pants on Broadway, or, mere politely, toreador trousers! The latest sartorial eccentricity of fllpperdom baa appeared en Port land streets. Made of the brightest of green corduroy. they were a sight for sore eyes when a dapper youth strutted down Broadway ( main thoroughfare) recently. About the waist they fitted the wearer like a corset. A wide and gorgeously colored sash held them in place. They ( lung close to the knee of the frail form of the youth who dared parade in them.

But their g-lorw was their buttons. Half way to the knee on fcoth aides ran double rows of white pearl buttons. They were slit several Inches

from the bottom, and criss-cross

laces held the parts together. Scornful looks and jibes of pessersby meant little to the youth who went his way conscious that he had at least attracted attention.

Publicity Undoes Brilliant Idea Of

Hallowe'en Joker

DECTANCK. Ohio. Nov, Bernard Sauber found that Hallowe'en prank

The melancholy days are come,

The saddest or the year. The banquet season drab and gtaxn Is slowly drawing near. The master of the toast will rise. With twinkle gay and bright And pall this new one, Viid surprise. "We have with as tonight "

THE SAD SEASON.

And superannuated jokes Will crawl out of the tomb To haunt the faithful banquet folks And punctuate the gloom. e

The anecdotes of Mike and Fat Will do their stuff once more. And none will dare to gra the hat And amble toward the door. For, whan you pay tc . bocks a plats Fot a dollars worth of food. Tea mast imagine it is great And all the talks are good.

The banquet is so awful smadge To which we fondly cling. But, like the modern brsnd of budge. It is a dismal thing, e

The yacht Henry Ford won the race In a rough sea. Those Fords are always bad babies where the going is tough. Liners now at sea must come into port dry. It may be well te have all the available police reserves and patrol wagons at the dock. e e Iowa farmer has just delivered pessimists a hard swat. He has raised a pumpkin large enough to make 187 life-sised pumpkin pies. . We are thoroughly in accord with the movement on the part of the government to collect fingerprints. The government can go through our library and, from the books we have loaned, get enough fingerprints to last it several years. Cable talis as that vaudeville faces ruin in Germany. Since the kaiser and crown priz.ee left the stage there have been no big vaudeville f eatures in that country. Isadora Dtncan has shocked Boston, bat that lent such a hard stunt. No prizefight fan is a hopeless ease until he begins taking prizefighting seriously. Looks as though the flapper has flapped out. The Gulf Stream is snuggling up to the Atlantic coast just about in time to solve the coal problem for a lot of people. The Amalgamated Association of Apartment House Landlords will swim down the bay in a body and shake hands with the Gulf Stream when it arrives. . The world has produced $18,000,000,000 worth of gold since Columbus discovered America. If he could only come back now and discover the gold. -. - Irene Castle, in response to costume censors in Providence, says she is a dancer and not an advertisement for underwear; so she will not drape her limbs in the same when dancing. Somehow we haven't the heart to differ with Irene on this matter. " When a man makes his mark in Germany he doesn't make much. The Sick. Man of Europe seems to. be convalescent

$1.29 Stitched Cotton Batts, 89c 3 pound roll, clear white, stitched. Cotton Batts, for comforter. Sire 72x90, regular $129 quality; special for Monday the roll (Limit 3 to a OQ customer) OJ7C FANCY OUTING FLANNEL Yard wide, heavy quality double fleece. Fancy Outing Flannel, in attractive blue and pink checks and stripes, for night gowns and pajamas made to sell at 30c yard very special for Monday, 1Q. yard at 'c

35c SILKOLINE, yard 22c Yard wide, comforter Silkoline, in light and dark grounds, beautiful oriental and floral designs; regular 35c quality. Sale price, Monday, the 22 C yard '

50c QUILTING SATEENS, 35c

36 inch high luster mercerized quilting Sateens, in beautiful designs and colorings, adapted for making comforts; regular 50c quality; on sale OCp Monday, yard M.

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JULIETS Women's regular $1.75 Juliets, of fine quality felt, plush trimmed, finished with neat tailored bow, in gray, brown

and old CI HQ

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maroon

rose, now on sale

SUPPERS Men's House Slippers, Romeos and Everettes, tan and black, all leather soles and rubber heels. Sizes 6 to 11. on sale $195 Monday, pair. .

TOILET SOAP Crofts and Reed, lemon and olive oil soap, the regular 15c size cakes, specially priced for this one f)Qr day only, per doz.. .

SWEATERS Women's Slip-Over Sweaters of wool yarn in chain stitch, belt fastener with pear buckle; colors are copen, sand, jockey; $3.48 garments, Mon- C9 1Q day

KNIT SUITS Children's Sweater Sets, of finest wool yarn, links and links stitch; sets consist of coat, leggins, cap and mittens. Colors are brown, copen and rose; Cf QQ $5.00 set, at.. -0

HOSE, 39c Women's Fine Mercerized Hose, seam back, double foot, cordovan and black, splendid values on OQ sale Monday, only. .

Silks, Velvets, Coatings, etc., Extraordinary Values for Monday, Nov. 20 Only

HOSE, 17c Women's good grade black Cotton Hose, ribbed top, fleece lined. All sizes, a special purchase enables us to offer this number 1 7 at per pair. .......

STOCKINGS Children's medium weight Cotton Stockings, fleece lined, good for school wear, priced for Monday OQ7 only at per pa'ar. . . .

UNION SUITS Carter's Cotton Union Suits for . women, good medium weight garments, low neck, no sleeves, knee length, tailored top. Sizes C OC 34 to 44 at.... vl.AO

$1 Corduroy, yard 79c 32 inch silk finish Corduroy, complete assortment of light and dark colors; regular $1.00 quality, special for 7Q Monday, yard $2 Crepe de Chine, $1.39 40 inch, all silk Crepe de Chine, for dresses, blouses and lingerie. 22 distinctive colors to choose from made to sell at $2.00 yard; sale price Monday All Wool Serge, 69c 36 inch double warp, strictly all wool dress serge, in a variety of desirable colors. Special for Monday, (CQf yard 54-in. Middy Flannel, $1.98 Strictly all wool, bright red. Middy Flannel, excellent quality, 54 inches wide. Special for Monday. JJ1 QA yard - P A JJ

Black Chiffon Velvet, $4.98 40 inch silk Chiffon Velvet, a superior quality in the rich raven black, selling ordinarily at $6.98 the QA. QPL yard. Very special, yard ........... ...... All Silk Canton Crepe 40 inch, extra heavy grade pebbly weave, all sik Canton Crepe, in large assortment of colors and black, $0 QQ $4.00 quality special for Monday, yard... V High Grade Tricotines 54 inch, strictly all wool Tricotine, a closely woven, nicely finished fabric, in the correct weight for stylish winter frocks and suits, shown in the popularly wanted shades of navy and midnight blue. Our sale price $2 85 Monday , " $6 Coatings, yard $4.69 54 inch all wool. Novelty Cotings in plaid back and other desirable novelty effects; values up to $6.00, $4.69 on sale here Monday, yard . v

GOWNS Women's Flannelette Gowns, high and low, neck styles, with pocket, pink and blue stripes; regular $1.25 values, Monday, spe- QQp cial at ........... ?ot'

BANDEAUX Women's Porus Knit Bandeaux, with tape shoulder straps, in flesh and white. Sizes 32 to 38; regular 50c garments on sale OQr Monday

BLOOMERS Women's Kne Bloomers of good quality sateen, double elastic shirred knee, all wanted colors; regular price $1.00; on tale Mon- 12Q day onjy

Curtains, Draperies Fringed Tuscan and Novelty Net Curtains, fringed at 'case, beautiful designs, made to sell at $5.00 each. Our sale price Monday, CO QA each

Drapery Pongee 36 inch silk warp Pongee, hemstitched borders, for drapes and cur- ,C)g tains. Special for Monday, yd.

Ruffled Curtains 2 yard long, dainty Ruffled Curtains, made of excellent quality barred marquisette, with tie backs; $2.50 value for Monday. Spe- .49 cil, pair . .

CORSETS Women's Corsets of pink coucl elastic top, low and medium bust, absolutely rust proof; 2 pairs of hose supporters, Monday, fiQs special ,..

sters had mored his new cemnt steps into s. neighbor's lot. Posing as s. Hsllowe'en.r hlmaalf, be Induced a roving band to help him pull the steps back home, his assistants thinking- the steps belonged to the neighbor. Sauber told his friends of the joke. Th etale found its war to a newspaper. Next morning" 8&uber found the steps bad been moved over to the neighbor's lot again, his former benefactors having read of their mistaken efforts

Love Greatest Wish of Michigan Students INTERNATIOHAL HEWS SERVICE ANN ARBOR, Mich.. Nov. Love led all desires of students in a University of Michigan class when they filled out their questionnaire on their hearts wishes. Perpetual youth, high standing in the course and vlcotry over Ohio State in football took second, third and fourth places, respectively. All listed friends. success and

money among their wants, few placing their pecuniary aims lowed than a million. One would be a Henry FVrd, another sought an unbeatable poker system, on. longed onlj the Omar's "a loaf cf bread, a Jug of wine and thou." None expressed a desire to become president.

Polite Tig Wants to Be Served by Master YORK, 8. C Nov. "Piggy Boy" a 300 pound pi sr. is a pet of John

S. Hartness, a banker, living at Sharon, a town near here. "Piggy Boy different from tnoat pigs la that he doesn't attempt to put bis nose Into the bucket when he sees hla master approaching with food. H. rtrns to mis pen and la ready for the food when it Is poured into the troogh. "Piggy Boy's" best chum' among the animals in the Hartness barnyard Is a cow. He slewpa every night with the cow, whose side serves him as a pillow.

Bullet-Proof Auto to Carry WeeklyPayroll IINTERNATIONAL NEWS SERVICE CINCINNATI, O.. Nov. Lined with bullet proof nickel steel and pierced with convenient loopholes a special payroll truck has been turned ovot to the Procter & Gamble Soap company. The "handit-proor" car will accommodate three guards and a chauffeur, who is protected by a rienforced windshield capable of stopping: the bullet from a 45 calibre

pistoL It is capable of fifty mile

an hour and will tie used la trass;

porting the soap company's weinkV

payroll from a downtown Cin-cir

natl bank to the Procter & Oambl plant. In Ivorydale, outside the cit limits. ;

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DUBLIN. Nov. Latest estimate

indicate that th. cost of governtn the Free State for the present yea

will be $200,000,000. while the revl

enue for the same period will not ei

ceel 1125.000.000.

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