Hammond Times, Volume 16, Number 116, Hammond, Lake County, 3 November 1922 — Page 4
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The Times Newspapers BY TILE LAIE COUBTTT PS'T'Q A PTTBX.'0 CO. The Lake County Times Daily except Saturday nd Sunday. Entered at the postofflce- In Hammond, Indiana. June 21, 1906. The Times East Chicago, Indiana Harbor, daily except Sunday. Entered at the- postofflce in East Chicago, Indiana, November 18, 1913. The Lake County Times Saturday and Weekly Edition. Entered at the postofflce In Hammond, Indiana, February 4, 19 16. The Gary Evening: Times Daily except Sunday. Entered at the postofflce in Gary, Indiana, April 18, 1312. All under the act of March 3, 1879, aa second-class matter. a ?R.R?i?2 ADVERTISING ttXPKJSSKNTATlON : O. 1AXAM FAINS CO CHICAGO Gary Office Telephone HI 11??!. ThomRon- E Ciioo Tel.puune nil
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AFTER TAX DODGERS. Internal revenue officers declare that a million persons have evaded income tax .payments to the federal government. If the situation is in fact so serious, all the resources of administration should be brought to bear upon the shirkers to compel restitution. Universal participation in the burdens of government is one of the bases of the republic. Just as all citizens share in the benefits of popular rule, so they must divide the responsibilities and costs as equitably as possible. What the people conceive to be an equitable division they determine themselves through their elected representatives to congress. Every instinct of good citizenship, then, calls upon them to abide
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FOOTBALLJN THE WEST "When the report came over from Wamego, Kan., Friday afternoon that Wamego had fifty-two points and Alma none," says the Alma "Enterprise" football editor, J'it was also rumored that WameRo had been using two footballs and had sent a man around each end. This proved to be a mistake, and it turned out that a cyclone had struck the Alma line and they failed to get hold of even the tail of it as it went bv." Large gambling casino opened in Moscow, but it really isn't gambling. They don't play for money, they play for rubles.
upon themselves'
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When any great num-
evade their assessments, they lose their benefits. WThen they escape their obligations they sacrifice their rights. That ensues as surely as day follows night. Of course, the revenue arm of the government will not use any fine arguments of good citizenship in pursuing the tax dodgers. Col-
NOTIC TO SUBSCRIBERS: J' ou ' to receive your copy or XJiE TIMES-aa Pt tm.PKT M, you hv ln f1 do not thin I . fL 'I-1 op w no t on time. THE TlMJtS .?-i?fi-e"f Ha iaUtn equipment and U striving i ? ? . T to rmsb jt" patrons on time. Be prompt VUln when yi-u 4t uot get rour paper end we w ac t . . r. " ... MR. WELLS RAN THIRD. History has come to a pretty pass. Even the mighty background of all the ages proved sufficient to save H. G. Wells from the blackness, the rottenness, the decadence of politics in the year that twinkles into record as 1922.
Running for parliament . in the supposedly j lection and punishment will be the whips by
intellectual constituency of Glasgow, the dis- which the lesson of good citizenship will be tinguished historian discovered a strange fact taught. If that is not as it should be it is at
of history; none other than modern humans, least as it must be.
are less discriminating in their choice of representatives than were their paleolithc ancestorsMr. Wells ran third in the race for a seat in parliament. There were three candidates, and Mr. Wells was a bad third. But that was not the worst of the affair. It was really not dignified. Students who should have been awed by the mere name of the author showed a disgusting disrespect for the ages. They engaged in free fights. Flour, soot, rotten eggs
and decayed fish were freely used in determin- I At this time of year the man who tells the
ing the merits of the conservative, liberal and j best fish stories is stretching his bowling av-
labonte candidates. The ulasgow election is un- erage.
worthy of the fine traditions of history. It's
During this and several recent campaigns I have wondered what has become of the baby kissers, those candidates who used to go around spreading germs among innocent infants in the interest cf a republican form of government. " It nfay be just possible that our well-known civilization is advancing a step. I remember when I was a very small child, of being kissed by a candidate for coroner and I have never felt just right since, having a scrt of morbid and gloomy outlook on life which I attr'bute entirely to this incident. I have also suffered since childhood from that ancient and honorable torture known as dyspepsia. I also have a constant desire for tobacco, which, I am sure, I contracted from the coroner. It is a nleasure to knnw that fnfiiro o-pnfrtfnn of vntan ot- v,a-nrr
by their own judgments, obey and respect their spared, doubly a pleasure because the girl babies will be voting as well own laws, and honor the drafts that they make j aa SuSfto carry babies no to be kissed with a reckless ahan.
den which would now be condemned by every scientist in the world. But the, custom, happily, seems to have passed away. A lot of people now wonder what is the matter with thpm. Tliw
ber of citizens continually and intentionally' doubtless do not remember that, away back in childhood, they were
Kissea oy politicians. e The Moslems, In their imitative way, have almost equaled the atrocities of the recent civilized war in Europe. e e e
In a couple of weeks things should be so dull again in Europe that Lenine will have an opportunity to get another death notice into the papers.
Considering the time spent by its public men in writing letters to relatives and friends during the war, this nation did fairly well.
TODAY'S WISE CRACK If you attend to your own business you will always have some business to attend to. e We notice the following headline in one of the New York papers: "Banker Cuts His Own Throat." We do not know how the writer of this headline regards bankers in general, but we don't believe any banker would perform this operation on the throat of anybody else. e e e e PEN AND INKLINGS It is no crime to give a bum check to a bootlegger. But the trouble is that a bootlegger won't accept either kind, good or bad. There is no reason why any man should not retire at the age of sixty, provided some guest of the family hasn't got his bed. Godowski, a famous pianist, says a great many piano players are too bashful to perform in public. If you are a piano player and afflicted that way the best thing to do is to play for the screen. e e The engineer stopped the train S00 feet from the highway crossing and looked carefully about "What's the matter?" asked the fireman.
"Well," said the engineer, "I'm not going to take a chance cf being hit by one of them automobiles."
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a good thing that Mr. Wells stopped his outlining before it became necessary to chronicle
Now and then there is a preference for tame Turkey.
"I HEREBY CROWN THEE QUEEN OF THE ROUMANIANS' ;
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King Ferdinand, himself Just crowned, placing crown on Queen Marie's head.
Althoufb. they have ruled Roars) acia for eight rears King Ferdinand and Queen Mari were but recently crowned. The coro
nation was delayed by ie world wsr. The ceremony wa conducted at Bucharest rlth all the pomp, display and celebration oi
old. Since the king-, and queen ascended their thror.es Reumauit has been enlarged by the acquisition of Transylvania.
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Something really wanted, that is greatly needed, and of real use to a growing city as it will show at a glance the entire district from A to Z population, business and interests of the entire district. It is needed by every live wire business man, and appreciated by every home man. We are at present preparing to send out our name takers, who will take the name, address and occupation of every inhabitant eighteen years of age or over, in the entire district. This directory will far exceed any previous attempt in every way. It will be an encyclopedia of this community guaranteed 95 perfect.
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THE announcement of a scientist THAT a girl not only closes "both. eyes WHEX kissed, but also RAISES one foot ln the air is Interestingand WE suppose we shall have to make ANOTHER of our comprehensive and THOROUGH lnTesdjratlons providing , WE can get a substitute TO do our writing for aliwut three weeks. EGO speculators who fac losses AS a result of the mild autumn WILL not ret much sympathy. Too ' , MANY of the people ln that RESPECT are hard-boiled. THE quiet attitude of
AFFECTIONATE Camaraderie WHICH develops between husband AND wife after fifteen years or nore OF married life Is what makes HER refrain sometimes from ACTUALLY swearing when he WALKS over the floor of a ROOM which she has Just painted. THE trouble about many of the aliens WHO knock at our grates is THAT they intend to KNOCK at our government. EVERY industrious man HAS his moments of depression HEN Jie feels that his job is the hardest and most THANKLESS In the world, bar none, BUT we are ready to concede THAT we would Tather write stuff 'even THAN be a sparring partner.
YOU can't blame Europe's INFANT republic FROM being sadly shocked at THE way the old folks ARE carrying on. WOMAN Is making great strides, BUT when an agent who ASKS for the head of the house SEES a cuspidor in the living room HE expects to do business WITH a man. IF shortening skirts hadn't gone out OF style we suppose in about a year OR two more a girl who had been DRESSING carefully for the street WOULD have to lcok over her shoulder and DOWN her back ln that "supplt way girls have WHEN trying to make sure that EVERYTHING'S satisfactory, and say nervously to WHOEVER happens to be around: "DO my legs look all right?"
the dope is upset. Construction is well under way on the Fifth avenue line tof the Oary and Interurban traction line from Gary to Indiana Harbor. Xt Is said the Job will be completed ln thirty days. The new East Side Savings and Trust company, bank of Hammond will open Its doors to the public tomorrow morning. E. Ullrich Is president and J. Floyd Irish, necretary-trcas-ureT Rain has been falling almost continuously for the last two day. Construction work all over the county Is tied up. It is expected to wind upi with a snow storm. A progressive Democratic league has been organized in East Chicago to acquaint foreigners with the intricacies of politics. The officers arer President, William A. Fuzy; vice-president. Joe Clszczon; secretary, Joe Wassey; treasurer, John Gergacz. i The IT. S. Metals Refining company of East Chicago rexelved a small package of ore which was mailed by Its eastern office two months ago. In placing the stamp on the package part of the Indiana address was covered an3 it went to India before the error was discovered. Hammond and, Gary high school football teams will clash at Hammond athletic field tomorrow afternoon. John Gavit. democratic county chairman, figures Lake county will give Wilson a majority of at least 2,000 and that state and county tickets will also get through safely. Work Is dragging on the H. " W., and E. C. extension from East Chicago to Indiana Harbor but Manager H C. Green says It will be completed before . the franchise expires.
The peachmond, a new fruit which combines the luscious taste of thr peach with the tang of the almond has been produced by Dr. Juan Balme, Mexican plant breeder.
Mark Twain made 11.500.00 by his rpn diirlTi" Mb llfetlm.
Feel Weak, Tired, "All Played Out?"
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Henry Whitaker, republican candidate for sheriff, is the latest to predict victory for the county, state and national republican tickets. Henry puts in a lot of "ifs" so he's safe, if
Does the least exertion tire you out? Do you feel "blue" and worried, suffer dragging backache, headaches and dizzin'-ss? Too many women blame so-called "female trouble" for this unhapry state instead of weak kidneys, which so ften are the cause. You must act U'ickly to prevent more serious trouble. Use Doan's Kidney Pills They have helped thousands of weak, tired women They should help you. Ask your neighbor! A CASE IN HAMMOND Mrs. Jane George. CS3 Webster ave.. says: "When I stooped, severe pains darted through me. My bad hurt terribly and there was a so-e-ness across by kidneys. I felt dul and tired out and spells of nervousness and dizziness came on. M kidneys acted Irregularly. Doan Kidney Pills purchased at the Norris Pharmacy rid me of the complaint." v
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