Hammond Times, Volume 16, Number 113, Hammond, Lake County, 31 October 1922 — Page 12

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N Vs. v l: Tuesrlav. Otobcr 31. 192. TT1F rr-rcs Sirs, mitxs conftded infatuation FOR RE V. HALL, SA YS SLAIN WOMAN'S KIN BRINGING UP BILL Sossv by JACK FASR 1 M PiwE Kill PLimi- GEE i wish yoo"o bCiMcr VOU12. FIDDLE OvEHL OMETIHE AMD PUy Fiddle? - ha-ha-. PIDDLE. Willie. IN VOUC HEAD 7 OH VE5" V3U QO - UEUO WILLIE -MOU AE VOO I REAI2.D MOM CTA " YOU'VE PLAVEP SECOND PIDDLEEVEf2 S-ICE VOL) f GOV HAEeiEO I 0

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ay. They are waiting for a return message from their two daug-hters in California. Mr. and Mrs. J. F. Stoltz went o Chicago SJnday. Mrs. Stoltz's ij?ln, Mrs. Uushbaum. had passed away . Mr. and Mrs. John AVendt of Chicago, was in town Monday. Mrs. Addle Boyd ind Miss Margaret Woods Attended the Indiana Federation of Clubs ,at Indianapolis lest week. Only one week until election and then Ihe fate of some of the candi

dates 111 be sealed. The Kersey family from Burnham were here at Mls Augie Glacier's home Ifst Sunday. A. Carlson was taken to the Merry hospital in Gary last Monday morninp. complication of diseases '.nay call for an operation.

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Sunday afternoon after a lingering ii'.ness of six montlus with dropuy. The deceased was 59 years old. She is survived by her husland and sev. en children. Albert. Peter, Jacob, Mrs. William Bohney. George. Marie and Tony. She was a member of the W. C. O. F. of this parish. The funeral will fce held on Thursday morning at ten o'clock at the St. John's church. Frank .Stark Is driving the Butter Tr- 't bread truck for the Gary Baking Co.

Math. Adler drove out Saturday from Hammond in his new five passenger OSdsmobile. Mr. and Mrs. Henry Neibling and Mrs. Charles Theis are in Chloago attending the funeral of Mr. N'eibllng's sister, Mrs. Fina Bushman, which was held on Monday. Job. Neibling and sister Mary, were in Chicago on Saturday. Mr. and Mrs. Aronlan, Mr. and Mrs. Jacob Wagner and Mr. and Mrs. Chas. Grassell of Chicago enJoyed Sunday here with Mr. and Mrs. Bernard TVecker.

Tw o autos collided at Miller's corner on Sunday but no one was injured. Mr. and Mrs. OIlie Weigand o;' Whiting spent Sunday here with Mrs. Weigand's parents Mr. and Mrs. John Pfelffer. Jos. F. Gerlach has opene-d a gasoline filling station by the Joseph Schmal blacksmith shop.

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TIMES BUREAU AT STATE CAPITAL) Copydigiit li)22 by I. N. S. I.H-:iiIlN. Oct. 31. Though their mother will be married next Sunday to the former German kaiser formerly one of the world's most powfrfvl rulers five children of the bride to be, l'i lncess Hermine, widow of Priii ;e Johan of SchoenaichCai Lilath, will remain fatherless. T!; so chiU'. en cinn.-t refer t- the foi ii;er German emperor as thf-lr new ' daddy'' so far as they ara concerned their mother's remarriage is a slrictly private affair, although tbree of the younssters will I've- at VKi; n. close 1 ' "'.ic-ir mother. lie coi res.-o:!'!'.!!. is able to strtte lit. lively tha." th; x-kaiser liaj no inl' .Mtion of a.lci tint' the children f us ruture or : Curious as it rr.iqlit seem of'-har:d tl ie are we.g'.ity icasons for th ff.s;rJy divis 'jn. The principal .i.e ii 'ihildren's i tut.-u'Ity" a r?as a!, ch work? t ao ways. Princess H -rr- ine w 11 net no "mother" tc hei future n. ".'.. children ;ny i r Uian he wiil "ather" to hers. This will prevent considerable eraLa raffment. Otherwise the former German cro n prince v ould be calling a woma.i almost ten years his junior mother, " and would be calling boys and girls ten years younger than his own "brother and sister." Such would be a rrrotesque situation and one to whicn considerable attention waa paid in drawing up the marriage contract. fio far ns the name of Princess Ho-mine is ".oncernel after her marriage, it is certain jr.; will have the the title of "majesty" just as William does, except for the outside world. Already the ex-kaiser's entourage in speaking of the future, refer to the former emperor and his wife as "thoir majesties. " "The netrality principle" of course does not ref ?r to the posibility of issue from the new union. This has been a common topic of speculation in circles close to the old imreria! familv. There are many

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looks forward to a male heir. Such a child would have an interesting life (at present) obscure status. The relationship among the respective children would be most peculiar. There haa been considerable gossip recently, ever a "secret gland" or rejuvenating operation the exkaiser was said to have undergone. This gossip is said tc be entirely false and that the reports of such an operation wore inspired by a surgeon who lias just written a book which he used to advertise this doctor, a resident of berlin was rumored to be the author of the operation.

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Sunday was a 'beautiful day. Lincoln highway had as much traffic as in the summer time. Mr. Wm. Fowler and daughter and some friends were calling in town last Sunday. Mr. John Brown of Crown Point was a pleasant caller at the Barton home last Sunday. Mrs. P. J. Luchene of Hammond and Sa.die Zuvers of Chicago were at the Barton home last Sunday. Mr. Clarence Palmer of Gary visited at the Underwood home last Sunday. The sad news reached here last Sunday that Mrs. Mary DemmonBurge had passed away very suddenly In her home In Gary'. She has many relatives and friends in this vicinity. She was a member cf the M. E. Ch-urch and the Aid Society. She was always willing to do her part and will be missed here very much. The Burges made their home here .for a number of years and are well known. The family certainly have the sympathy of the community. The funeral is to he held in Merrillvllle from the M. F. Church possibly about Thurs-

CJ. ILLNDASRIAX of Amcsbnry, Mass., who says Iio had lost all hope that anything could euro hlra of Rheumatism, declares t that since taking Xeutrone Prescription "99" ho has no more aches or pains and feels twenty-five years younger.

Just aftf-r c'c. 'i h n ii one- da at the offices of Kuhn, '.otb & Company, it was discovered that some very important papers hai

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to be delivered to J. P. Mora. , of J. P. Morgan Company, and '. t there was no one left in the establishment to deliver them except the negro porter. The importance of conveying the papers was so preat that it was at last decided to immediately dispatch the negro on the errand. Upon his arrival i Morgan's offices, Rastus explained that he must see J. P. Morgan of J. P. Morgan Company, in person, on an important matter. He finally reached the big financier's : -elusive retreat ancr asked if he was J. P. Morgan of J. P. Morgan Company. "1 am," condescended Mr. Morgan, "ai.d who are you that comas on such an important errand?" "Suh." replied the negro haughtily, "I'se de coon of Kuhn, Loeb & Company." The domestic problem once again: The elderly charwoman was complaining bitterly of the laziness of one of the women who employed her. "Not a "and will she turn, mum." she said, "not a 'and. Just fancy, mum. on'y yesterday morning shj wouldn't even take a Hack beet'e off 'er own shoulder, an 'er supposed to be so fond of animals." St. Paul Dispatch.

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