Hammond Times, Volume 11, Number 41, Hammond, Lake County, 28 October 1922 — Page 10

Cat,in Church Organ, Scared Out When Player Turns on Fortissimo

HERE ARE SUITS FOR SPOUTS, DRESS AND BUSINESS WEAR Prince Umberto has an excellent military record, having entered the army a year ago as a private, grad. aally working: his way upward to a tommlsison as a sub-lieutenant, s'ince the age of twelve he has been actively Interested in the work of the Italian Boy Scouts and has been WARSAW. Oct. Warsadans are being offered 60,000 Russian rubles as a special inducement to purchase a (1 box of patent medicine. The maker claims the nominal par value of the 60. 000 niblti la around $23,000, but falls to mention fact that one American diisr wWl buy 7.00,000 jubls li. l:itt:m an American legion minstrel here, playing a piano for three minutes while standing on his head. He will play also with hia hands gioveii, wrlits handcuffed, arms tied In a bag. e,ys blindfolded and piano INTERNATIONAL NEWS SERVICE DANVILLE. Pa., Oct. A. gan howling. Then Kev. Mackie announced: "Either that cat must ero or I shall dismiss the congregation." The threat had no effort on the cat, according: to those present. The organist had better luck when he sounded the deepest bass note of the organ. It was fortissimo all right. The organist put all the wind at her command in that note. With a frightened howl the cat scampered out of the organ and jumped through the nearest window. E. Maekle. of Su Paul s Methodist Episcopal Church, was delivering- a mighty good sermon. He was work. Ing well toward the climax and his voice thundered forth. The subject wai "The Least in the Kingdom." Just then a big cat sneaked into church, hid In the pipe organ and a minute later let out a powerful y-e-o-o-w which drowned out the minister. A couple of minutes later. Just as the rarson was jetting warmed "up aeain. th cat azain be j largely responsible for the growth )r.- j,ir.t in Cleveland has arranged a ""'in try 'rtafe" cn the roof of hit ff liyry. l;ni;n j &!: t eat the roast beef :t ',:! Kf.x.a.r.d with American fals Jf'f :t the dental appll- .. '..'! In Griat IiTitain com11 trr,, ft,. t.,!'d Jitaten of this organization In his homeland. Italians complain that thy do not : ee enough of their prince, and they i nvy the manner In which the PERL', Oef.--J-an Crl H,t1 ir.t organist, who lit tud'd Jf.') under the direction r,t lmrttt,u U,ir.. pi-.an master. n wh, frf,rjy i'lintr oi waits moves aoout among ecu-d as tuervjd', liis father's subject. a thmC-r lur. will ir yft 0P3 Edward C flNAS Great American Drought Is Boon to English Fake Flask Makers

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INTERNATIONAL NEWS SERVICE LONDON. Oct. Sheffield workers are rejoicing in American prohibition, for It brings them prosperity in hard tlmos. The "Pussyfoot" department of the Sheffield firms is working over, time to satisfy the insistent demand for electro-plate and silver opera glasses. cio;ar cases and similar articles for the United States. Orders are pourinsr in by the thousand, and one firm a'.one has orders for fifteen thousand opera glasses on hand. This does not signify a great Rtapre revival In America, but mere

ly further evasion of prohibition regulations. The innocent-looking opera glasses are "fakes." If one eyepiece is screwed off. a nea-t little flask, capable of holding a considerable amount of liquor, is revealed. Hence the urgent export orders Prohibition ha no more enthusiastic supporters than these fortunato employes, who are working to capacity wnlle many of their fellows are unemployed. They drink "Pussyfoot's" health daily and long for the day when other countries, at a decent rate of rx.-hiinee. tro dry also.

INT. BIB1E STUDENTS AS SO. 177 Sate street. I. O. O. F. HalL 2:00 p. m. Bible study. 3:00 p. m. Bible lecture. Hv Benj. V. Hollister. Subject: "Th New World Begun. Millions

New Living Will Never Die." All wlcome, scats free, no collections. Speakers on Bible subjects and for ' funerals furnished free on request.

NOTICE I A number of church notices wer received too late for publication. ST. FATXX' LVTKM4J-. Il has been reoatedly announced 5 Clinton t. TV. F. LlchUlnn,

that al! church notices must be la Pastor.

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rrasr saptxst . Z07-213 Sibley street. Kev. J. c. Oranger, Pastor. liesider.ee. 104 .Detroit st. Fhone XSSb-MX. Sunday announcements: Sunday school at 9:45 a, m. Helpful classes for all. tjuy Cobb. Supt :46 a. rn. Men's Brotherhood v iass. Morse DellPlaln. President. ;i:00 a. m. Morning worship. Subject: "At Ease in Zion." 6:S0 p. m. B. Y. P. U. meeting. 7:30 p. m. Kvening service. Mrs. O. B. Sarber. of Gary, will spiak. Everybody invited.

Wednesday, 7:4o p. m. Mid-wee Service, with Bible study led by ths j Pastor.

Thursday. 7:30. choir rehearsal. Thursday, 7:30 Boy Scou-l meet'v?. Troop One. miST FKZSBTTEUAjr Hodman and Hignland streets. J. C. Parrett. Minister. y:45 a. m. Bible School. 11:00 a. m. Morning worship. Subject: "Law." - 6:20 p. m. Intermediate and Senior Endeavor. 7:30 p. m. Evening worship. The choir under the direction of John McNeill will give a Sacred Concert. Prog-ram for Sunday evening: Prelude, "Romance." Rubinstein. Hymn. "Coronation," No. 157. Prayer. Anthem. "Sing Aloud Unto God," J. Lerrnan. Trio. "Praise Ye," (Attila) Verdi, Mrs. Bomberger, Messrs. McNeill and Calder. Anthem "In Thee I Put My Trust," Petrie, Mrs. Parrett and choruE. Solo. "Waft Her. Angels. Through the Skies. ''(Jephtha). Mr. McNeill. Heading. "A Letter to Papa." Offertory, Miss Dorothy Strong. &oio. "How Lovely Are Thy Dwellings." Sam Llddle. Mr. Calder. Anthem. "Wanderer Come," WilFon. ' Quartette. "He Shall Come Down Like Rain.'' Allen. Mesdames Parrett and Moraberger, Messrs. McNeill and Calder. Anthem. "The Lord is My Salvation." Ash ford. Kyrr.ii. "Lux Benigna." No. SOS. Pp.-dicticn. Postljdo. "Marche liomaine." Cfur.od.

CAsrxcs-u city aussics US) Indiana avenue. G. J. Ellen, Evangelist Phone Lansing 61-W. ;o.-prl strvice:- every Thursday a.rA Sunday evening. 7:45 p. m. Topic Sunday: "The First Cry From the Cross.' 3:0f p. m 'Adult Bible class and Sunday school. - Street meeting Saturday at 8 p. m. Central School Grounds. Tcpic: 'Heart?."

Kestival of the Reformation.

3:00 a. m. Preparatory Service. P:30 a m. German service with Holy Communion. 0:30 a. m. Sunday school. 7:30 p. m. English service with Holv Communion. Sermon topic: "What Does It Mean to Be a Lutheran?" Visitors welcome. Wednesday, 8 p. m. Adult Bible Class. rora stsxxt FUSBmuurCorner Pine L. and Chicago ti K. LeRoy Steffey. Pastor. 40 Ojlb tret. 9.30 a. m. Sunday school. 10:45 a. m. Public worship. Sermon subject: "Laodlcea, SelfConceit and Self-Decit." 6:30 p. m. Y. P. S. C. E. 7:30 p. m. Public worship.

Sermon, an exposition of Romans i Mid-week prayer and Bible study Wednesday, at 7:30 p. m. fXMT KLBT&OSXST Kev. Benjamin Riat. Pastor. 39 Hohman t. Phone 3009. 9:15 a. m. Orchestral recital. 9:30 a. m. Sunday School. 10:45 a. m. Morning worship. Sermon by the pastor. 6:30 p. m. Senior League. 6:30 p. m. Epworth League. 7:30 p. m. Evening worship. Wednesday, 7:30 p. m. Prayer and praiso service.' ST. JOHN'S STAN. X.TXTXXKXS West Hammond, Illinois. Elbert. Pastor. 516 W. Sibley t Phone 1S29-R. 8:20 a. m. English Sunday school. All Children welcome! 9:30 a. m. German services. 11:00 a. m. English services. Topic: "Luther, the Great Reformer. , Friday Bible class. An hour spent with God is an hour well spent! CKBJCSTXAN SCXBNCB First Church. 730 S. Hohman street. Sunday morning rerviee at 10:0 a. m. Subject: "Everlasting Punish

ment." Testimonial meeting

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is a gray ciuvtun suit for morri formal wear. It is a gors-eou affair, machine stitched in gray and banded in soft Russian squirrel..

10:43 a. m. Morning prayer and Eermon by the Rector. Topic: "The Church and America." ST. JOHN'S XjTJTHXKA-N W. A. Brauer, pastor. 235 Towle street. 10:00 a, m. Divine German service. 11:09 a. m Special meeting pertaining to church matters. All contributing members are earnestly requested to be present. Thursday. Oct. 26th, at 7:30 p. m. Bible studies in Parish hall. Everybody welcome. Sunday. 29th. celebration of Reverlation in English service In morning at 10:00 a. m. An illustrated lecture in evening at 7:30 p. m. in church. Come all. asozrmoz btxxxt m. x. Dr. Chas. H. Leeson, Pastor. :45 a. m Sunday school. Mr. J. Wesley Reed. Act. Supt. 11:00 a. m. Morning worship. "Christian Service." 6:30 p. m. Epworth League. "The Abundant Life.'' Miss Eulah Mlllikan. 7:30 p. m. Service of Song and Worship. "Variety in Christian Experience." ran st CHxracH ztjlsajlzitz Calumet and Michigan avenues. A. M. Wells and L- C Davis, pistors. :45 a. m. Sunday school. 10:45 a. m. Morning worship. 2:30 p. m. Children's meeting. 6:45 p. m. Toung People's met U 1$ 7:30 p. m. Evangelistic service. Wednesday, 7:30 p. m. Mld-wetk prayer service, Thursday, 2:00 p. - m. Missionary meeting. Men and Boys prayer meeting, Saturday at 7:45 p. m.

mon. Subject: "The Baptist." Music by Senior and Junior Choirs. 6:30 p. m. Christian Endeavor. 7:30 p. m. Sermon. By C. Mevih McKay, of Dowagiac, Michigan. Music by both choirs. Wednesday, 7:45 p. m. Mid-week

meeting. 1 7:45 Friday evening, choir rehear-1

sal. SOUTH KTDE CHURCH OT CSKXST Standard ave and Van Buren sr. Chas. w. Starr, minister. 9:30 a. m. Blbla school. 10:30 a. m. Communion and sermon. 7:30 p. m. Sermon.

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INTERNATIONAL NEWS SERVICE BELAIRE. Ohio. Oct. A woman, who haj been working: In a garden on the city commons, appeared in town a few days ago balancing a basket of tomatoes on her head. She al.o had an apron full of other

POPULAR IN ITALY

ROME. Oct Prince TJmberto, eldest son of the king of Italy, who has just reached his majority, is the Italian counterpart of the prince of Wales. Many believe that Prince Umberto is the most handsome of all Europe's heirs-apparent; certainly he is popular with his people. Very tall and dark, like fcls Montenegrin mother, and with her large, expressive hrown eyes, the prince has a smile which Is charminc

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CXITTXNART Iff. E. Corner Gortlln and Towle Wm. N. Whear. Pastor.

H5 Sheffield avenue. !:?0 a. rr. Sunday school. 11:45 a, m. Morning worship Subject: "Tho Even Balance." fi:S0 p. m. Epworth League. Judge Cleveland, speaker. Music by North Side Orchestra. 7:"0 p. m. Evening worship. Subject: 'The Cure of Mercy." Special music at both the morning arid evening yervireK. Tuesday n'ht. Masquerade Hallowe'en party hy the Epworth League. Thursday night. Church night. f'rlv n'e-M. Rrv Snouts

day evenlnr at 8 o'clock. Reading room in edifice, open dally except Sunday and legal holidays from 2 to 5 p. in. and on Tuesday and Friday evenings from 7:30 until S:00 o'clock. The public Is cordially 'nvited tc aKcr.d these services and to visit the leading room. KTAirOXUCAX rMTft AT TTXL 5 0 Siblev st.. Hammond. Ind. Kev. Carl Schaeffer. Phone 1931 9 a. m. Sunday school. 10:15 a. m. Reformation services (English) and Lord's Prayer. rffiST SPIRITUALIST COTBCE Of West Hammond, Illinois. Sunday. October 23. at 7:30 p. m. K. and L. of S. Hall, over Lion Store. Science. Philosophy and Religion of Life expounded by able speakers. Pr. John Wilson, of Chicago, will lecture. Messages by able workers. We extend a cordial invitation to all. ST. PAUX'S EPTSCOPAX Re-w. Peter Langendorff. Rector. Services are temporarily held at the Pythian Hall, corner Hohman and Ogden streets. Tomorrow is the 19th Sunday after Trinity. ft:00 a. m. Holy Communion. 9:30 a. m. Church school and in-t'-nrt irn

TXCZ SALVATION ABaiY 263 E. State st. Phone 2526. Adjutant May King and Lieutenant

i Iorothy Roberts. Officers in charge, on Wednaa- 1 ,,,r ol!

Meetlnsrs as follows?

Public meetings Wednesday, Friday and Saturday at 8 p. m. Sunday: Holiness Meeting at 10:30 a. m. Sunday school at 2:30 p. m. Young People's Legion at 6 p. m. Salvation Meeting at S p. m.

FULL GOSPEL MISSION 202 Hoffman street. 10:30 a. m. Preaching. 3:00 p. m. Praise Meeting.

7:30 p. m. Preaching, Sunday

Tuesdav and Friday.

Rev. Joseph Merril. the Faith ' Healing Evangelist, will have charge

of services. PENTECOSTAL ASSEM3LT 741) Son) street. 9-?n a m. Rihle srhooL

10:S0 9. m. Special service f of j the dedication of children. 7:45 p. m. Evening service. 7:15 p. m. Thursday. T .BUN IT t ENGLISH LTTTTXEB. AN Park Place ana Waltham street. Rev. II .Mackensen. Pastor. 114 Harrison St.. phone 1448. 9:45 a. m. Sunday school and Bible class. Ur.riO a. m. Morning worship. 7:45 p. m. Evening service. SUm1! CTHSISTXAN CHUACH Calumet ave. and Summer blvd, S-W a. m. BIMe school. 10:30 a m -Communion and ser-

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They ve sent a book of etnuette To me, and I am very happy. For if 1 must maie social ulls, I'd rather mahj 'em righ. an, snappy. When I spill gravy on my tie, I'd do it in the proper m-nner. All others may be boobs, but 1 Will never tote the boorish banner. Whene'er I pull a so-ial bono, I'll do it in a way de rigger. When 1 upset my demi-tass", TVill be with ease and jrace of It used to frail me quite a bit To land upon my ear while dar.c-ine.

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10 dc it in a way entrancing. I used to be a social flop, As dumb as a finale-horper, But now when I make my mistakes, I will know how to make 'em proper.

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Boston actress asks $100,000 heart balm from manufacturer. It would have been almost as cheap to have married her. The champ optimist is the man who goes to a political banquet to -,et something to eat.

Nowadays the sun never sets on England's troubles.

A gentleman calling on a Brooklyn man observed:

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w 'We are becoming an absentminded rare. A Kansas woman killed a ;nan the other day and hid the body under her bed, and then forget a'l about it ur.til four or five days later, vhen she was doing her swping. Personally we can't oee why the Turks want to get back into Europe. Almost anybody should be glad to get out. Headline says "Rubber Bands Operating on East Side." Ah. making it snappy?

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