Hammond Times, Volume 16, Number 94, Hammond, Lake County, 9 October 1922 — Page 4
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NEW SLAVES FOR OLD If you were asked whether you favor the extension of slavery you would be aghast. It is a question which apparently admits of but one answer, and yours would be a decided one. But day by day and year by year slavery is increasing in the world. It is the sort of slavery to bring joy to the heart of every man and woman of ideals and aspirations. For with every new slave made, an old one is released. Man is a parasite upon the body of the world. He feasts upon things he has not created, and forces the lesser creatures to do his work for him. First his mentality was so crude that he sought to master only puny humans like himself. Thus was human slavery introduced, the most despicable institution in man's history. . : A little later, and he tamed the dog. The horse, the camel, the elephant came under his sway always the servant was more powerful, so exerted greater force.
While men wrought his havoc tnus in the animal kingdom, the vegetable realm was not spared. Wood served for our fuel and houses, frulcr tnd other growing things for our food. Now a big step is being made. Having largely released the animals from our slavery, we are letting the vegetable things slip one by one to freedom. Minerals are our own slaves, the most powerful of all, the hardest to tame, the most potential for accomplishment. ' One day man will have complete mastery over the mineral kingdom, and then the slavery
of other humans, of animals and of all living
things will be at an end. We do not yet see
how this is to come about. But man, first the'
puny parasite, now the conquerer, will work out his salvation in this way and no other.
for everybody; it is quite possible for the parties to the row coming to an agreement which will make up their differences out of the pockets of the public. And all that arbitration can do is to settle the row. It does not guarantee justice to anybody. There can be no private and partial settlement of these controversies over the production of coal or running railroads. These things reach out and touch the lives of every human being in the country, since all must be kept warm and supplied with the necessities which can be transported only by means of the railroads. And any system of arbitration which, serves only to fix up matters to suit those who dig coal and sell coal, or those who repair engines and cars and those who own railroads, cannot serve the ends of the government, for the government has no riglt to act save in the interests of everybody. The war labor board is essentially an arbitrational body. It is composed of "three mem
bers constituting the labor group, three members constituting the management group, and three members constituting the public group-" The very terms of the act indicate that this is not a judicial but a factional body. Moveover, it gives to the public whose interests from the governmental point of view ought always to be paramount, but one-third of the votes. At the best 'any such scheme is a makeshift. In that complex economy which must provide in abundance the great essential of life, there is no place for patchwork and tinkeringmuch less for subterfuges which may result in detriment to the great mass of the population. Over the greati industrial mechanism charged with the production of necessities, must be the firm, just, powerful hand of civil government empowered to administer justice and to enforce its decrees with finality and power.
ARBITRATION A FAILURE The makers of the Esch-Cummins transportation law probably meant well, but in offering the railroad labor board as a safeguard against railroad labor trouble they got off on
the wrong foot. They offered arbitration where;
the need was for judicial decision with governmental authority. .-There is a heap of difference. Arbitration might serve to settle a row where only the rowing parties are concerned. But when the row is over the production of the necessities of life
BIG REWARDS FOR BRAIN Announcement is made that since an accounting was filed by the executors, Theodore Roosevelt's estate has been increased $50,000
by the payment of book royalties accrued before his death but only recently paid. It is probable the Roosevelt heirs will receive income for many years from this source. Good books live and are in demand long after death claims their authors. Mark Twain's estate received one ''recent year from the subscription publisher of his works over $80,000. One book of adventure first published almost 50 years ago "goes big" among the boys of today and must be a source of large profit to the author's heirs, if they have managed to retain an interest in it. Book copyrights are valuable property, provided the works have value. It is just that the author have what they earn, and his heirs after him. But this is contrary to the theory of not a few of the most vociferous preachers on "hur man rights." These people would count the author out and give the rewards to the men who had a hand in manufacturing the material book These are the "workers," they think. Production is the work of hands alone, according to them. But no hand ever was useful for more than fighting and scratching unless it were directed by a brain; unless somebody though out processes by which hands might transform raw materials into consumable branches of the publishing business and they are entitled to the major profits arising from their work. The principal runs true in all creative activities.
"Hello, Dick; This Is Mother!"
Dick is in college, far away from home and parents, and perhaps a little homesick. The cheery voice of mother, father, sister or perhaps sweetheart over the long distance telephone will cheer him wonderfully. Keep in touch by telephone with the boys and girls away at school. The cost of the service is a trifle compared with the comfort and joy of hearing the children's voices and knowing they are well and in good spirits.
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COUNT TO TEN. (Song of a Safety First Hound.) If you're looking for an argument and chance to meet a cop. Count to ten. If the home-brew smells peculiar, but you're thirsting for a drop, Count to ten. "1 the lady in the chorus winks at you to your delight. And you're sick of being lonesome and of going home at night. And you judge it's safe enough a little billet doux to write. Count to ten. If you're sitting in a poker game and happen to draw threes. Count to ten. Or decide that you can beat the train across the track with ease, Count to ten. Or if you start to brace the boss about a raise in mon, Or finish that proposal that was recklessly begun. In short, about 'most anything that promises some fun. Count to ten. ' " e a e e GOOD NEWS. For many weeks we have been promising our readers and contributors a well-earned vacation, and now they are about to see this happy prospect materialize. During our absence Mr. "Jyler H. Bliss, a young gentleman of rare literary attainments who bangs a boisterous and bellicose Blickensw wbl1? w?th one and 8torv under the heading "Verse and Worse. ' Mr. Bliss is a friend of ours and we can recommend hit stuff as being without drugs or poison and perfectly safe to let into tha home. Not at all like buvincr it from n strand rtnnr.li
We will sail tomorrow for England aboard the liner Boozitania and after touring England we will see some of Germany and France for the next few weeks. From there we will journey to Switzerland. A portion of the autumn will be spent on the Italian coast. After a short trip to the interior of Egypt we will visit Constantinople and will be back home and on the job again a week from next Monday. e e e Explorer Donald MacMillai. has returned from the Arctic and reports that the map of that region is wrong. This is a hard blow, but we will try to survive it. We have been buncoed before. e After being married to him thirty-three years a New York" woman asks divorce, claiming that her husband is "getting fretful." If a man
is oniy rretiui alter being married that long it looks like an ideal match. STILL WORSE. There was an old decanter stood empty on the shelf, And as it thought upon the past 'twas moaning to itself. "Alas, my olden glories, when flowed the ruby wine! That I should ever go bone dry" ita voice changed to a whine. . A wineglass on the table sat. and jrrimly made reoly, "Your fate seems quite a festival to such a one as I. You never had to do a thing. Of course it's dull, I know. But note my degradation: I'm used for cutting dough!" Tennyson J. Daft e r Senator Edge maintains that there should be an elastic tariff bill. This may appeal to the men who wear garters, but it is not of as wide interest as it would have been, in the good old days when every man "ar saJDeuxiara.
QUEEN MARIE SEES ANOTHER DAUGHTER ON THRONE
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WEM, we Republicans ARE fully responsible for AXYTHIXG thaf been done I the national government FOiR the rst coupla years
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THE girl who wears cobweb STOCKINGS In this neck of the woods Kxows how the SMALL barefoot boy feels WHEX he has to wash bis feet BEFORE groins to bed. DISSIPATION shocks some MEN Immeasurably unless lt'a THE time they happen TO be engag-ed In It. IT Is a serious question whether those WIDELY advertised courses for INCREASING the vocabulary are half as
EFFECTIVE as dubbing: a shot.
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TWO things that probably REALLY contribute very little TO a man's true greatness nESPITE his Sprarent Impression TO the contrary ARE a larsre bunch of keys AND a heavy mall. WHY Is !t that government BY gab has ruch an IRRESI STABLE appeal to the In. competent? ANOTHER gentleman of keen vision AND great dexterity Is the FRTJTT de.ler who counts OCT his specimens and generally rives
YOU the most microscopic. THE No-Tobacco army with HEADQUARTERS In that great REFORM center. Pittsburgh, WHICH Is now TRYING to get a dollar out of us FOR the cause, informs us that there IS enough nicotine in a few cigarettes TO kill two men and WE shall write the corresponding SECRETARY today that we GUESS we must be too dead TO consider giving anything. WELL, the administration at WASHINGTON can take some comfort OUT of the thought that It hasn't NEAR the problems that LloydGeorge has. WE don't know much BUT we do know that when YOUNG people marry AND have to dig In and earn a LIVING by the sweat of their RESPECTIVE brows they haven't MUCH time for co-respondents.
HOW MUCH
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BUSINESS MEN'S LUNCH 55c MEE HOTEL Restaurant
James Congles
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are the Falkland Is-
older college.
1 Where
lands? 2 Which is the
Harvard or Vale? 3 How much did the arena for the Dempsey-Carpentier fight cost? 4 Is moist air more liable to cause heat prcstration than dry air if both are the same temperature? 6 How high is Mt. Rainier? 6 How many quarts of milk are used in New "ork City daily? 7 What Is homogenized milk? g What Is a han? 9 How much baa the government
paid the World war veterans to
date? 1( Must steel cars be used for
mall purposes? ANSWERS TO SATURDAY'S QUESTIONS 1 Who died saying "You will find Calais written on my heart"? Ans. Mary, Queen of England, also called Bloody Mary. 2 When was Newfoundland discovered? Am, In 1497 by John Cabot. 3 How many ccalftlons were there against Napolean? Ana. Six. extending from 1797 to 1813. 4 What American reptile has horns on Us head? Ana. The horned toad. 5 Which are the five largest lakes In the TTnlted States nutcld of
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Ans. Great Salt Lake. Lake of the I ln "-U tbe rert
Woods, Tulare Lake, Lake Okechobee and Lake Pontchartraln. 6 Where are the most plna made? Ans. In England. 7 What Is the name of the wingless and tailless bird found In New Zealand? Ans. Tha apteryx. 8 In what year ws held the first United States presidential election? Ans. Jan. 7, 1789. 9 What three ancient rivers flow through the Holy XjandT Ana. Euphrates, Tigris and Jordan rivers. 10 What waa the Missouri compromise? Acs. A bill Introduced by Henry Cay denning tha limits of slavery.
A GLEAft - COMPLEXION
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Says Dr. Kl wards, a Well-Knowr, Ohio Physician. Dr. F. M. Edwards for 17 years treated scores of women for liver and bowel ailments. During these years he gave to his patients a prescription made of a few well-known vegetable Ingredients mixed with olive oil, naming them Dr. Edwards' Olive Tablet?. You will know them by their olive color. These tablets are m onder-worktrs on the llvr and bowels, which cause a normal action, carrying oft the waste and poisonous matter in one's system. If you have a pale face, fallow look, dull eyes, pimples, coated tongu. headaches, a listless, nogbod feeling, all out of sorts, Inuctlve bowls, you take one of Dr. Edwards' Olive Tablets nightly for a time and note the pleasing results. Thousands of women and men take Dr. Edwards' Olive Tablets the successful substitute for calomel now and then Just to ceep them fit. 13c end SOc. Adv.
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A BOYS' FINE CAP Given Free With Every Boys' Suit Sold During This Week The Suits Offered in This Sale Were Just Received
From the MAKERS DIRECT TO YOU Eliminating all middlemen's profit. They are all wool up-to-the-minute in style excellently tailored. Will stand rough wear, just the kind the school boys should have. Sizes 6 to 1 7 inclusive.
Oil
Special for this Q Week With a Fine Cap Free
PHIL RESNICK
TTlhe Star Store 588 Oakley Ave. "Look for Star in Center of Sign" Hammond, Ind.
FIRST COME first served. We have a limited number of boys one-pant suits while they last $3.98
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