Hammond Times, Volume 16, Number 79, Hammond, Lake County, 20 September 1922 — Page 4

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THE TIMES

Wednesday Sept. 20, 1922

The Times Newspapers BY THE LAKE COUNTY PRTG & PUB'L'G CO The Lake County Times- Daily except Saturday and Sunday. Entered at the postoffice in Hammond, jule 21 1906 The Times- East Chicago Indiana Harbor. daily except Sunday. Enter at the postoffice in East Chicago, November 18, 1913. The Lake County Times Saturday and Weekly Edition., Entered at the postoffice in Hammond FebThe Gary Evening Times -- Daily except Sunday, Entered at the postoffice in Gary, April 18, 1913 All under the aot of March 3, 1879, as seoondclass matter.

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OUR SOLDIERS STILL THERE Some of the American troops are still on the Rhine, and the unpaid bill for this service now totals $270,000,000. Of this forty million dollars has been paid by German printing presses when the American miltary authorities have made requisition on the German authorities for currency marks to pay those soldiers desiring payment in that form, and for similar purposes. There is no sign that this big bill will be met, for France is quite indifferent whether the Americans stay or leave, while it is Germany who desires the continued presence of the American troops as a check, presumably, on the French. Doubtless Germany would like to pay this bill and consider it a fair insurance premium, but all her payments have to be made through the allies, who have taken good care that none of the cash should be diverted to reimbursing American expenses. It is a situation not to the liking of the American public, for whom the war is long since over. Americans have ceased to think in the phrases of wartime and regret the false position in which the country is placed by be

ing compelled to maintain an army for the execution of a treaty with which it has slight sym-pathy. The absence of scruple shown by the allies in ignoring this just claim by the American government for a service wholly to the advantage of the allies and sought by them, and quite unwished for by the United States, should not be overlooked.

proach, that British consular agents never have done that sort of thing. True enough. But, as every traveler knows, British consular agents are frequently poor commercial representatives and have an entirely different outlook from that of the Dutch Japanese, Belgian and American consuls to mention a few of the more enterprising. A consular representative is expected to busy himself about commercial matters, keep his country informed, and facilitate the business of his countrymen abroad. If British consuls do not" peddle business for British lines, the Britsh government has never been backward about giving their steamships very substantial encouragement. If the American consuls are sufficiently alive to the need of the American merchant marine to keep that important business before the folk likely to make use of it, then the American consular service is on its job. That's all about that.

THAT'S WHAT THEY ARE FOR. When a traveler applies to an American consul England for a vise of his passport he is handed a business card containiag the address of the nearest office of American shipping lines. There is nothing illegal about this, but the British remark, with a note of re-

NEVER TOO LATE The idea being fostered by Senator France of Maryland, of holding dedication ceremonies for the Panama Canal, will find a widespread response the country over. There was to have been a great international festival when the canal was opened, but the world war intervened. The foolhardy spirit which plunged the world in battle swept aside all dignity and recognition of true progress. Men were in no mood in those dark days to point proudly to one of the greatest achievements of the human race. How sad a commentary upon our sense of values!" Now the neglect will be repaired, if those

interested have their way. Senator France has made one excellent suggestion. It is that music have a large part in the celebration. With such radio equipment as is common in all the larger centers, the musical programs could be heard around the world. How fitting, to link up the Panama Canal, which brought the commerce of the continents so much nearer, with the conquering of the other waves. Which is truly greater, to have made it possible- to transport goods and humans more quickly from one part of the world to another, or to have enabled music, the wonder-gift of life and thought, the secret of our mastery of the world, to fly magicwise around our planet in a trice? Two noble things man has accomplished let us by all means spread them big upon our record, that perchance the ugly blot of war may not loom so hideous.

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OLD MR. BLUE Old Mr. Bine was always sad. ; Old Mr. Blue was never glad. Through all his days. Old Mr. Blue Was "sartin" and he said he knew That things were going to the bad. His nefghbors never had much joy While listening to that old boy. When others yelled "hurrah" that grouch Screwed up his face and hollered "ouch!" With gloom he always loved to toy. He had us licked in '61. Before the fight was well begun. And when we went to war with Spain He had as walloped once again And he knew how it would be done. And this sad baby talked so mean In nineteen hundred seventeen They talked of taking this old scamp To some remote detention camp. Where he could gloom and vent his spleen. And he was right. just once, old kid. In all his years the dumps amid. He always murmured, with a sigh. He knew that some day he would die. And so, one day, he up and did. "Alleged Train Conductor Arrested." Iowa paper. They do have a lot of alleged trains out that way, too. When a young fellow used to come along and elope with the daughter, the father and mother of the girl used to be very indignant. But nowadays they telegraph their forgiveness and say to the Newspaper reporters. "We are delighted. We had no objection to the match. We are glad she is married." And that's the truth, too. Any younsr fellow who wants to transform himself into a permanent meal ticket is not going to meet with much opposition in these times. The Paris style dictum says: "No corsets for women." The men, then, may use their own judgment about wearing the things. I LIKE IT.

Kentucky's new law requiring mirrors on all automobiles doubtless was predicted on the assumption that the worst punishment for reckless motorists is seeing themselves as others see them.

The outlook, as mines resume operations, is that all coal will grade higher this winter.

Do you know that by far the larger number of the common

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Some people kick about the heat. I like it. When you can fry eggs' in the street. I like it. Some people blame humidity For all the ills on land or sea But it's the proper stuff for me. I like it

When it's a hundred in th shade. I like it. For me that sort of weather's' made. I like it. I love the hot sun's fiery kiss, It is the essence of all bliss. I often write dar-lies like this. I like it

When they predict an open winter we hope they do not mean a winter that will be open to criticism

winter that will be open to criticism.

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ONE quiet little mental exercise ON a bright Monday morning IS to stand on the second story back porch AND cast a studious eye ADOWN the clothes line vista try-ing TO decide definitely WHICH are llp-overs md WHICH are step-ins WE don't know much but WE do know that the quickest AND surest way to get allied INTERVENTION in the NEAR East is to go out AND drill an oil well. WE now See cuddling wraps ADVERTISED at $95 each BUT we are inclined to think THAT the same effect can be ob-tained BY a competent and enterprising GIRL and considerable less ex-pense. TOO many writers who Try to exhaust the subject do NOT know what they are exsausting THE reader instead. THE man who cannot co-operate DESERVES pity, the man who WILL not deserves and gets the club. FORTUNATELY there never was a COMPLETE failure of THE crop of pumpkin pies, THIS garden spot of the world AND radiate center of culture

PASSED long ago out of the toothpick stage AND our idea of refinement and ELEGANCE of manner now is to say IX a low tone to our hostess after

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room "BEG pardon but have you any DENTAL floss about you ?" PERHAPS some of those German GLIDERS go the idea

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mark AMERICA'S young grid heroes are NOW glorying in liniment and limps. PROBABLY nothing in the WORLD is really as important AS anything the neighbor WOMEN are talking about LOOKS like at a little distance. THERE are widowers who NEVER marry again chiefly be-cause THEY are too lazy to do any courting. IN determining the cost OF neary all kinds of strikes THE trail generally LEADS first to father's pocket-book.

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The Standard Steel Car Co. at Hammond wants 200 laborers and 100 skilled workmen but cannot get them because of the labor shortage.

The Hammond council last evening voted down the ordinance providingftor the ornamental lighting system.

CHILD BRIDE DENOUNCES HER HUSBAND; CHARGES HE FORCED HER INTO MARRIAGE

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Ex-Senator Albert J. Beveridge, bull moose canditlaie for governor, speaks today at Hammond, Lowell and Gary.

"Billy" Heinze has accepted the position of manager of the Heide grocery store at Crown Point and will give up the carpenter trade for 'this season at least.

The Hammond tax levy has been fixed at S1.90 based on a budget of $156,000 for next year. The resignation of Ben Flack as chief of the East Chicago fire department was accepted by the city council last evening and Jim Doherty, former assistant chief was appointed to fill the vacancy.

The Hammond Creamery & Produce Co., has Just been organized with a capital of $5,000. Officers are: Pr&sident, J. D. Brosel; vice president, Herman Heimke; secretary-treasurer, d B. Stiver.

A new spare was thrown into former defendants of the old Gary bribery cases today when the report reached Gary that Harry Moose, former city clerk, whose timely disappearance spoiled the oaaes, had shown up at Indianapolis and made a complete confession.

The Gary, Hoibart Sc. Eastern Traction Co. is issuing invitations to persons who are to make the trip on the first car to run over the interurban line Saturday.

HOW MUCH

YOU KNOW

1--What is the Russian name for China? 2 --What two bodies of water does the Cattegat strait connect? 3--How much weight should a calf gain each day during the first month? 4--When did Columbus discover Central America? 5 --What was "chalking the door?" 6-- What was Chopin's full name? 7-- Who introduced the custom of carrying an umbrella against rain? 8 --What docs "Charge d' Affaires' mean? 9-- How long was Wheeling the capital of Weet Virginia? 10-- When was the first chess tournnament held? AWSWERS TO YESTERDAY'S QUESTIONS. 1-- How long is the Panama Canal?

Ans. From doep water to deep water it is 50.5 miles. 2 --How much did Great Britain borrow from the United States? Ans. $4,227,000,000. 3-- What is meant by the expresssion "Barnum was rfight?" There is a fool born every minute. 4-- What sort of a game is NaH Joncgg? Ans. It is a Chinese game played with blocks of bamboo faced with ivory. It resembles dominoes. 5 -- What is an engrossed bill? Ans. It is the final certified copy of a bFI reaidy to be signed, by tie chief ex-ecutive. 6 --What are three cards in sequence in auction bridge called? Ans. A tierce. 7 What are days of youthful inexperience sometimes called? Ana. Salad days. 8-- When was capital punishment abolished in Holland? Ans In 1860. 9--What is a carrier? Ans. All conveyors of property are legallyknown as carriers. 10-- What is a catfish so-called? Ans. Because of its long feelers about its mouth.

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Com Along (I'm Through with Worry!'). From Ziegfeld Follies, 1922.

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Intro. "Swanee Sway," from "Spice of 1922." FoxTrots. Ray Miller and His Orchestra. , A-3671 10-inch 75c Say It While Dancing. The Sneak . Fox-Trots. Eddie Elkins' Orchestra. A-3660 10-Inch 75c

Truly Susie. Fox-Trots. Knickerbocker Orchestra, under direction of Eddie Elkins A-3070 IO-inck 75c Drowsy Waters. Waltz. Ua Like--Noa Like. Ferera's Hawaiian Inttrumental Quartetts A -3658 10-inch 75c

Send Back My Honeyman. Georgette. Fox-Trots. Ted Lewis and His Band. A-3662 10-inch 75c In Rosetime (When We Said "Gooa-bye"), Silver Stars. Fox-Trots. Paul Specht and His Hotel Astor Orchestra. A-3672 10-inch 75c Grey Mora. Flapper Walk. Fox-Trots. Frank Westphal and His Rainbo Orchestra. A-3661 10-lack 75c Lights and Shadows. Walts. Moonlight Walts. Accordion Solos. Guido Deiro. A-3665 10-inch 75c

Just Like a Violin, Good Mornin' (It's Mighty Good to Be Home). Nora Bay at, Comedienne. A-3669 10-inch 75c

I'am the Black Sheep of Dear Old Dixieland The Yankee Doodle Blues. Van and Sehenck, Comedian. A-3568 10-lnch 75c Away Down South. Send Back My Honeyman. Marion Harris, Comedienne. A-3659 10-inch 75c If I Can't Have You I Don't Want Nobody At All. Lonesoms Longin' Blues. Dolly Kay, Comedienne. A-3664 10-inch 75c

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la My Home Town. Tha 19th Hole (Oh, How I Love the 19th Hole When the 18th Hole is Over); Tenor Solos. Frank Crumit A-3666 10-inch 75c

My Cradle Melody (Just Carrie. Me Back to Old . Virginia). Male Quartet. Criterion Quartet. Down Old Virginia Way. Tenor and Baritone Duet. Hart and Skaw. A-3667 10-nch 75c What Do Yon Care (What I Do). Lonesome Mama Blues. Edith Wilson, Comedienne, and Johnny Dunn's Original Jazz Hounds. A-3674 10-lnch 75c

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Melody. (Dawes) The Broken Melody. (Van Biene-Bonime) Violin Solos. Eddy Brovm. A-3656 10-inch $1.00 Dance of-the Slaves (Act 2) From "Prince Igor." (Borodine) Zampa Overture. (Herold) Metropolitan Opera House Orchestra. A-6218 12-inch $1.50 A Song of the Hills. (Jacobs-Bond) Tenor Solo. Tandy Mackenzie. 80351 10-inch $1.00

Muineira. (Sarasate), Violin Solo. Duci de Kerekjarto. 49931 12-inch $1.50 Carry Your Cross With a Smile. (Gabriel) Calvary. (Sweeney) Baritone Solos. Oscar Seagle. A-3663 10-inch $1.00 Mirnon. Polonaise "Io Son Tiiania." (Thomas) Dinorah. "Ombra Leggiera." (Shadow Song) (Meyerbeer) Soprano Solos. Florence Macbeth. A-6219 12-inch $1.50 Roll, Jordan, Roll. I Know the Lord Laid His Hand on Me. Male Quartet. Fisk University Jubilee Singers. A-3657 10-inch 75e

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