Hammond Times, Volume 16, Number 78, Hammond, Lake County, 19 September 1922 — Page 4

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pearly lakes of the northland to the waving palms that fringe the Gulf, without a woman wanting to know what was the primary vot in North Dakota, or whether the tariff on wool is higher now than it was in 1894. The first thing we know, this country's politics is going to have something to do with the practical affairs of its citizens, and then think of the terrible unemployment among the professional politicians.

THOSE BOTHERSOME WOMEN . This thing of woman's rights is being carried too far. In the old days, when a man could collect his two dollars, go to the ballot box and show up at home late on election night with a hoarse voice, bulging eyes and a gait unsteady from the excitement of victory or defeat or something cf the sort, women knew their, places. They knew then that while they might be shown every consideration, while they might throw away hubby's old brown derby when i was time for him to buy a new one, while they might even buy him cigars with impunity, there was after all just one sovereign in the house, and the brawny old thing that brought home the beefsteak was It. , But that's all changed now. There was a subtle something about the vote that made for respect. Now women are in on all the mysteries of politics, and they have seen what a colossal bluff their husbands had been pulling for all these years. It's worse this year than at any previous time since the passage of the seventeenth amendment. It has got to the point where a man can't get up any more and orate a little about this broad country of ours, stretching as it does from the rock-bound coasts of Maine to the sun-kissed shores of California, from the

MAINE VICTORY ABOVE AVERAGE. As Maine goes, so goes the country. The average vote in Maine for the past twenty years has been Republican by a fraction over 54 per cent. In the election just held, the Republicans carried the election with 58 per cent of the total. That is not bad in a campaign which the Democrats boasted would show a great Democratic gain. It is true that the lead is nowhere equal to the landslide vote of 1920, but it is ahead of the average, with the 1920 vote included in computing the average. The result attests not only public confidence in Republican policies but also the efficiency of the campaign concduted for the purpose of informing Maine voters on the issues of the campaign.

Miss Virginia Pep won from Mrs. Lee Mida formerly of the Hammond Country club in the Western Women's Golf Championship. How is anybody going to win at golf playing against Pep? Mrs. Mida was handicapped before she started.

A BUMPER wheat crop is predicted. The bump will come principally in the price of bread.

NO GIRL will go in bathing unless she has a pretty suit, and quite frequently she won't go in if she has.

A BURIED city has been found in Colombia. It is believed to have had private ownership of street railways.

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PROBABLY mental depression REACHES no greater depth s THAN when a prohibition agent M.IKES -what looks like a SIXCKSSFVL raid AM) finds It's home brew. IT Is said that the human brain Is riPAIiLH of learning nothing real iy rew AFTKIl a person has reached the a;;e of 25 vn lon't lenow about this but we we do know THAT a man who hass passed O IT of the 41-46 class could never learn i:VKX the names of as many rrcovlf Ftars A S a 13 year old girl seems to know 1 I VTITl IT1VELY let alone settinp I OIITII their various abilities. V i: .o;rtr times think ': ?l T !: '-cr-pi in pi: '-1 ic lif

IN thi country depends chiefly UPON the candidates ability TO come out In a general way FOR God for country and for home AND malse It sound perfectly fearless. IF beer ever comes back AS a medicine we suppose It WILL 'be the proper thins FOR It to be prescribed light or DARK according to THE taste of the patient. WE wonder what the kind hearted a BUT none the less conscientious PASTOR says at the funeral of a PERSON who died of drinking varnish. THE Postal .department SAYS that business men can felicitate THE service by mailing: their letters early IT says nothing about mailing THE wife's letters early however. OUR pastor says that Jacob of old WAITED 14 years for his beloved Rachet' TH VT is true but he HAD leah to console him HALF -the time.

A GOOD many men who COMPLAIN of their personal LIBERTIES having 'been taken from them: speak of them as the GOOD old days but you never heur ANY of them speaking of the GOOD old mornings after. NOW comes a prominent educator AND says that in 50 years WE shall have no Ignorant das-; WELL whatever it 13 that KILLS them oft will have to BE a lot more deadly than the flu

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Ex-Governor Winfield Durbin epeaks at Crown Point this afternoon and ot Hammond this evening In opening the Republican campalngn Jn Lake county.

The Boston bloomer girls were defeated in a six inning game iby a pick-up team of Hammond 'baseball stars ithis afternoon. The score was 4 to 2, with po r crowd.

Walter U. Patterson was

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elected president of the West Hammond Board - of Education to fill the vacancy caused by the resignation of John J. Brehm.

The West Hammond council last evening voted to oust John Kulszyk as chief of police because of failure to obey the mayor's orders.

JUST WAIT The Boston councilman who wishes to remove Webster's dictionary from the library shelves has tackled a heavy subject. Quite apart from that, however, there are, by general a number of very good words in Webster and it seems unjust to dismiss them all because one interloper offends this simple man. Ona suspects some ulterior, and possibly political motive. The councilman, it may chance, has only just discovered the work and believes Mr. Webster is a candidate for office, guilty of a stupendous and treasonable piece of campaign literature, insidiously placed on the respectable .shelves of the public library under the guise of a dictionary. Else he is a subtle foe to Senator Lodge and hopes to thwart that antediluvian philosopher in his campaign for election by removing from his reach his entire source of inspiration and leaving him speechless. Even so, separating Boston from" Webster is no one man's job. Just wait until Boston looks

into the suspected volume and identifies the

exact term in which it desires to phrase its comment. It should be good.

The Grand Opera House block of Hebron iburned lar-t night and for a time the entire business district oif the town was threatened. The loss Is placed at $16,-000.

Capt. H. S Morton was reelected president of the Gary Commercial club at the meeting last evening. Capt. Norton has held the position since the club was organized in 1907.

Ernes't Nelson of Ohio ovexi'ue, Whiting, fell and broke his collar bone while playing ball Sunday.

Steve Pridvak. Front, street. Whiting, has a badly Injured face as a result of an altercation with his father-in-law and brother-in-law.

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1 How long is the Panama canal? 2 How much did Great Britain borrow from the United States? 3 What is meant by the expression "Barnum was right?" 4 What sort of a pame is Mah

Jongg? 5 What is an engrossed bill? 6 What are three cards in sequence in auction ibridge called? 7 What are the days of youthful Inexperience sometimes called? 8 When was capital punishment abolished in Holland? 9 What is a carrier? a 10 What Is a cat-flsh so-called? . ANSWERS TO YESTERDAY'S QUESTIONS. 1 Does General Pershing still hold the rank of full general? Ana. Ye. 2 In what county in Ireland Is P,lamey? Ann. Cork.

3 Is there any particular shape for a box? Ans. No. 4 Of what country are giraffes native? Ana North Africa 5 What was the Holy Grail? Ans. The cup or chalice of the lat supper. 6 Where did hammer throwing originate? Ans. In Ireland. 7 Into what river does the Cumberland empty? Ans. The Ohio. 8 What is cytology? Ans. Study of cells. 9 Where do we set the word divorce? Ans. From the Latin. 10 Of what were the first hamMocks made? Ans. Of bark from '.he hammock trees.

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