Hammond Times, Volume 15, Number 323, Hammond, Lake County, 6 June 1922 — Page 2

Tuesdav, June 6, 1922. The Best that Can Be Had - from the Musical Comedy and Vaudeville Headliners of America Harry and Anna Seymour The Season's Best Musical Comedy Stars Thouands saw the Show last night Heiniry Saimtoey-King of Syncopation And His 11 -Piece Band of Merry Music Makers LAST CHANCE TONIGH T AND TOMORROW PARTHENON Mat inee and Evening Santrey and Seymour Breezy Bits of Mirth and Melody Thousands say it's the best ever shown here

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VANISHES ALSO $25 Thomas R. Milllkln, day clerk at the Lyndora hotel, described to police as "good looking and with the toes of his left foot cut off," yesterday decamped with 1265. Of that amount $140 represented guest money, $125 In hotel receipts. Milllkln went t his room as usual following: the close of the day's business. Later It was discovered that Milllkln and money had disappeared. FITZ HARRIS CETS 00 . DAYS ON FENAL FARM Arthur C. Fits Harris, one time section hand, later a moonshiner, and on whose affidavits revealing sale of moonshine to railroad men resulted in the dismissal of seventeen C. & O. veteran employes, yes terday was sentenced by Judge Henry Cleveland to ninety days on the nepal farm and was fined $130.

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A ROMANCE. A shirt arid a camisole hung on a line. And the shirt thought the camisole just too divine; So he flapped and he fluttered, as on her he smiled. Till the camisole blushed, her heart quite beguiled. Then the shirt called aloud to a small passing breese, "Oh! help me to reach her, and give her a squeeze!" And with a great leap he flung out his arms And wrapped them about her. Alas for her charms! The ribbons that held her were torn clear away. And battered and soiled in a puddle she lay. Cynthia DavriL EARLY MORNING SALUTATION! My salutation to the sea this morning was a sneeze! It echoed round the little bay, and thundered on the breeze, And frightened all the little birds that roost among the trees. Such-is my sneeze! Cynthia DavriL It is not announced whether Laddie Boy will run for another term b caddie. The Lady Astor earthquake seems to have subsided as suddenly afl It came. Twas always thus. It seems a long time between presidents with flowing whiskers. i FAILURES OP AN OPTIMIST. I have always been puzzled why the end of a school year is called the commencement I have vainly sought to find the dumb cluck who invented the eating of soup from the side of a spoon. A- Alexander Thomas. Many a man makes a strong start on Monday, but has a week ending from Friday over Sunday. ADD FLAPPER DICTION ART. Arm-chair: A love nest. Cigar sign: A good Indian who can't dance. Insured: Engaged. The Cat's Cuffs: A doubtful story. Lamp-post: A piece of jewelry that stands out. Greens: Money, kale, bank-roll. Reel boy: One who takes his flapper to the movie. Slimp: One who holds out on his obligations. Slummers: Girls who attend studio parties. A flop: A chair or seat of any kind. The bee's ankles: All right, very good. Bozark: Girl without brains. Charlie: Young man who wears mustache. They are using tear to circumvent liquor .smugglers at Detroit. Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone, in a rowboat on the Detroit river. According to a headline a Brooklyn man was shot in the lunchroom. Vital spot with a Brooklyn man.

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This was when he was found guilty of a second offense against liquor laws. A sixty day suspended jail sentence on his first conviction was ordered Invoked by the court. This Is to be served concurrently with the ninety day sentence.

BOSTO.V HOTEL GtESTS LOSE CLOT11IVO TO THIEVES Four roomers at the Boston hotel, 505 Hohman street, reported to police last night that their rooms had been entered and clothing valued at $64 stolen. They gave their names as Felix Stoney, Charles Stankey, John Buta and Sylvester Grlcius. "BOIGLERS!" HOUSEHOLDER SHOOTSi BURGLARS GONE The man of the house at 474 Carroll street arose In the night last night. He had heard noises. He looked over the railing. In the darkness of the hall below he could make out two shapes. They were trying to unlock a window. The brave man got his revolver, went to another window and fired two shots into the air. The aforementioned dim shapes fled. Out in the vast stillness of the night a dog barked. Today the man tells friends MOMENT CapHaJ and Surplus $120,000.00 CHICAGO

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FAYETTE STREET RESIDENT ROBBED It. Morgan, stopping, no staying, with Mrs. Hunt at 155 Fayette street, tells police thieves last night stole a black suit case from his domicile. The bag wss worth $25. It contained clothing. The theft took place between 8:30 and 9:30 p. m. while the house was empty of occupants. TO PROCURE HOTEL CHEFS Adventure in a kitchen? Sure. More'n that. Two fine chefs and a mountain of the best food in town. It's alf at the Lyndora Hotel. The food? Well, the discriminating taste and long experience of A. C. Werner, assistant manager of the hotel is responsible for that. And the adventure? Werner Is responsible for that, too. It's like this: Some time ago, Werner decided he needed some new chefs. He wouldn't be satisfied with any but 'the best.

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TOMORROW NIGHT, JUNE 7 Calumet Ave. Bridge Grounds Big Grand Gala Opening Canton Summer Night Festival Auspices Canton Hammond, No. 55, 1.O.O.F, Continues for Ten Days WITH THE FAMOUS NAT REISS SHOWS

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This is how they talk everywhere about the NAT REISS SHOWS. A cheery editorial compliment from the Galesburg. 111., Republican Register, issue of May 24, 1922. "At the Henderson and Main Street show grounds, the crowds have been gathering early and staying late, and it seems that the class of people attending the American Legion's carnival this year are entirely different. "The carnival is located right in town and the grounds beautifully lighted with thousands of incandescents, and the visitors do not have to listen to some one say 'this show is only for men. "Mrs. Nat Reiss. the owner, and the Legion, may consider themselves to be congratulated on being able to offer to the public a week of clean and wholesome amusements. It does seem strange that many of the other organizations cannot see the advantage of conducting their shows in the same clean manner as does Mrs. Reiss." This one is from the Ottawa, 111., Daily Republican Times: "The Nat Reiss Shows without question are the biggest and the best ever seen in Ottawa. It is the finest and cleanest aggregation of its kind that has visited here. "The equipment and paraphernalia all appears to be brand new, and the shows are of a quality that cannot be compared with the ordinary 'carnival.' In fact the word 'carnival, in the sense that many persons use it, does nt applv t the Nat Reiss Shows. They are more like Riverview Park, Chicago, on a small scale. They are realty a traveling amusement park, with attractions of the highest quality to obtain. "All of the Nat Reiss Shows are 'dean. There is not a show on the grounds that a woman or child could not attend. Of the so-called 'girl shows there are none. "The Ottawa Lodge of Moose deserves to be complimented on bringing here such a splendid amusement company. The latter is entitled to liberal patronage." -

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His patrons demanded that, he says. So ho combed Chicago. Finally he found the man he wanted. But the management of the hotel that employed them wouldn't let them go. So all Werner could do was to shanghai them. He got a taxi. Lured the two chefs from the kitchen ol Clarendon Beach Hotel where they were employed and abducted them. That's no Joke. In the kitchen of tTte Lyndora they will tilt back their white caps and smile and nod an emphatic, "yes." They say Werner Is "the goods." After he got them here he made them like It But that wasn't hard. All of which accounts for the excellent cuisine of the Lyndora dining room. And the adventure. Werner tells that he's Inaugurating a 40 cent business men's lunch. It's worth that much to taste one of the salads the shanghaied chefs prepare.

EAST CHICAGO AND THE HARBOR MAY APPOINT P. S. GRAVER Following the action of Mayor Thompson yesterday in dismissing several of the members of the Chicago board of education, culminating out of the indictment of William X. Bither, attorney for the board, on charges of emibezlement larceny and 99

conspiracy, the announce ment of the appointment of P. S. Graver, lcepresldent of the Graver Corporation at East Chicago, to succeed Jacob SI. Loeb is expected to be made today. Mr. Graver was a member of the Chicago Athletic Association champion football yearns of 1S96 and when Mayor Thompson was Its captain. He was also noted as an amateur Indoor baseball player and b I -cycle racer twenty years ago.

COLORED MAX ACCUSED Holding up a Mexican at the point of a gun and taking 15 cents Is liable to coat George Toung, colored, his freedom. He was arrested by Chief 6tru and Captain Makar yesterday afternoon at 3534 Parrish avenue after the Mexican workmen had Identified the colored man as one of the thre men who held him up last Friday night and took his world ly possession, fifteen centst. The accomplices of Young's are reported to have escaped to Milwaukee MOTOR ACCIDENT Stanley Barko, of 3910 Alder st., Indian Harbor, received a fractured rlgrht hand and several bones were broken In his arm when he -was knocked from hi 'bicycle while riding: to his work early this morning by a Pord motor bus reported to be driven by a man by the- name of Paiofki. The accident occured on Cedar st. near 138th street. Barko Is said to have been going: north on Cedar and the bus that plies "between the Harbor and the cement works at Buffington going south when he was run into and Injured. JUST LIKE A MAN "My husband suffered for several years with stomach trouble. He often had colic attacks that put mm to bed. But a man can't stand the pains that a woman can. He thought h was going: to die and the doctors didn't seem .to help him any. Like a drowning man grasping for a ttraw he tried Mayr's Wonderful Remedy, which a nurse told us about, and now he Is en? tirely well and eats anything." It is a simple, harmless preparation that removes the catarrhal mucus from the intertinal tract and allays the inflammation which causes prav tically all stomarfi, liver and Intestinal ailments. Including appendicitis. One dose will convince or money refunded. At Summers Drug Store and druggists everywhere. Adv. AT NEW HOME THEATRE Maude George. v "FOOLS WV3" UNiveRJAL.sufra ttwfiricrui Before an audience which crowied the capacity of the New Home theatre the Universal "over a million dollar" production of Foolish "Wives, more than eighteen months in the J making, was presented for the first time In the Harbor last night. A typical audience, critics, everynighters, society, professional people, the bank officials, politicians, and film fans of all stations of life were there I

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Lover' 99 Also LARRY'SEMON in THE SHOW" THURSDAY, FRIDAY and SATURDAY WESLEY 'FRECKLES' BARRY in "PENROD According to the police the driver of the truck did not stop to assist his victim but continued on his Journey. Officers say that the drKer of the machine lives on Pennsplvania avenue and will be taken into cus today today. The Peter Jamleson family of Beacon street were week-end guests of Mr. and Mrs. R. M. Boyce at their summer cottage at Crystal Lake, Indiana. Mrs. James Galvln will open her home at 3719 Ivy street this evening at a card party for the benefit of St. Patrick's church. The Kappa Phi Delta will meet this evening at the home of Miss Florence Fishel. 411 Baring ave. Mrs. Eva Mlms very charmingly entertained the ladies from the of flees in the Calumet building las evening at the home of her brother and sister, Mr. and Mrs. Otto Seifert, with whom she makes her home, on North Magoun avenue. The evening was spent in playing bun co and with music, vocal numbers New Home Theatre 2205 137th Street Indiana Harbor LAST TIMES TODAY and TOMORROW Pictorially surpasses anything ever achieved in pictures dramatically grips, fascinates and enthralls you a complex magnificence that astounds you a direct simplicity that drowns you in a sea of emotions. ,0"

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ORPHEUM TONIGHTBILLY MAINE'S MUSICAL COMEDY CO. Will Present a Comedy Scream "THE PERFECT HUSBAND" Also FRANK MAYO "THE MAN WHO MARRIED HIS OWN WIFE" FRIDAY NIGHT AMATEUR NIGHT 3 CASH PRIZES 3 4 Leave Your Name at the Box Office

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by Mr. Seifert accompanied by Miss Elsie Peterson on the piano. A de licious two course luncheon was served by the hostess. Sunday noon at the home of Mrs. Cecelia Johnson on Northcote ave.. Miss Lillian Rodgers. daughter of Mr. and Mrs. John Rodgers. and Bazll Leslie, of Camp Custer, Mich., were quietly married by the Rev. George F. Craig, pastor of the M. E. church of this city. Only Immediate relatives witnessed the ceremony. The Pythian Sisters of Indiana Harbor will meet as usual Wec'.itesday evening. It is requested that all ticket money from the danco and card party be turned In at this meeting. At the close of the busi ness cession a social hour with lunch will be enjoyed. The board of directors of the Indiana Harbor Woman's Club will meet this evening at the home oi Mrs. B. C. Lukens on Grapevine boulevard. Mrs. T. J. Thomas and daughter Mable, of Michigan avenue, spent yesterday with relatives in Chicago. There will be a bunco and five hundred party "Wednesday evening at the home of Mrs. Robert McQuilkin, 3419 Michigan avnue, for tho benefit of the Lady Macabees. An iuvitation is . extended to the public. Mrs. Charles McQuown will be hostess to the members of the Twin City Kmbroldery club "Wednesday afternoon at her home on Grapevine boulevard. Evelyn Kerr and Beatrice Swanson, both young girls from McKinly high school are confined to their homes with tonsilitis. Mrs. T. J. Thomas of Michigan avenue is entertaining her cousin, Ted Davis, of Springfield, 111., for a few days.

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