Hammond Times, Volume 15, Number 314, Hammond, Lake County, 25 May 1922 — Page 16

Thursday, Mar 25, 1922.

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FCOaRESCNnENT I. N. SERVICE ' "STG.K.K, May 2oj "Flappers 22, tespite their rumored jazz ( hcs,'vIH loaks the test moth- I liare known for many generic,. Jjr. Josephine Ba-ii", hood wYor3s CI tyV children bureaij "i to International e. . -tterrnore, she said ch was

make a defensa of the modifl lu face of tha many unkind (treasonable criticisms levelled , r by! pro;-:s, pulpit and public e ' M fogrles. both, men and

ri trfco never sea good In any- ' , ri'w hare the modern girl for favorite topic, morning, noon '.it M.' asserted Dr. Baker In- I

ja.same people were Just as1 fjfty. years n&o decrying the c.woirieii of that period. They huvo c subject to tall; about. -.1 to bo the g-irl who wore cornow It is thi corsetless , , i'r Tre.re girls dressing so eenf. d r rrir.g such a good viewr,f Siii as our girls of today. At -e"er able mentally and -i o bear and rear chil li. an' their mothers. iJYior. ii.m told me time and -how terribly the girls of 1922 fli-in'sins, smoking and .being Jijants in "petting parties," and . tuUiiii "all the brevity of their :a.i... t me fay that I have never eny but a :w young rrv rivo extr writes drinking, injr is a- manner of manners r than morals and will not thi:- c'r.Ildresn. They only pet iMlc whr girls vsed to in t-. Their dress Is sensible and 3 them to a;so their body as (lod meant them to untramd by -klrts and furbelows, tter still," continued the doc'they know life and all it s. That la their .best protecTlie r children will be wanted ve learned. I am for the girl of , tha mother of tomorrow."

"No love-making in the world beyond," says Conan Doyle.

good: lie is making it more attractive all the time. Scientists have discovered that Croesus didn't have so very much monev after all, according to modern standards. In fact, he couldn't keep Peggy Hopkins Joyce in pearls for more than eight minutes. SOME COW. For Sale A Guernsey cow; gives good quality milk; also rope, pulleys, stoves and refrigerators. Want ad. in an upstate paper. Mrs. Marion Buckingham Ream Stephens Vonsiatsky-Vonsiatsky says she will stick to her recently wedded husband, Anastase Andreivitch Vonsiatsky-Vonsiatsky, although an alleged former Mrs. Vonsiatsky-Vonsiatsky has bobbed up in Paris. We hope this will settle tha entire Vonsiatsky-Vonsiatsky matter, as it is very difficult stuff to wri'.j about. "Phone Company Silent." Headline. A good many of its phones also refuse to be interviewed. t Every time a poor nut shoots himself on account of a woman, tha woman begins thinking about going into the movies, which is the only reaction it has on her.

Three Divorces Per Person ilvUoviet Limit, American Finds INTERNATIONAL NEWS SERVICE LONDON. May Three divorces for any one ptrson seems to be the limit In Soviet Russia, according to to Mr. Perley Chrlstenson. of Chicago, jast arrived at Riga after having epent some months In Russia studying conditions and the working of Bolshevik courts there. It is .amazingly easy to get a divorce, he says, and relates the pho-

cedure at one divorce court that -he visited. "The whole proceedings were extremely simple, and the couple were r -.mted In fifteen minutes. -Hie Judge appeared In the courtroom and the pair applying for divorce were separately questioned by him. "He then got them together and tried to persuade them that their quarrel might be patched up and that they might live together. "As the pair could not see It that way the Judge asked no more particulars, but took them into an ad

joining room, wile re. they signed papers dissolving their marriage.

PI Alley, an ancient byway in Boston, long regarded as public property by pedestrians, was posted the other day as a private way. It is a street cut from Nswspaper Row to the City Hall. No one stopped using it, however. The corporation which posted the notice explained that it was done every twenty years in order to retain its property rights. The notice was kept up forty-eight hours and then taken down, not to appear

again for twenty years. PI Alley uune soiled sooner than the shirt)

got its name because of the dump, ing into it of pied type from the newspaper composing rooms years ago. It was known as "Pie" alley to others becauss once upon a time a piece of pie and a cup of coffee could be obtained there for 6 cents.

Men's starched White collars were unknown before 1825, when a blacksmith's wife in Troy, N. T.. in washing her husband's ehirts. which had the collar attached, as was always the case then, decided to wave work by separating the collar (which be-

and prolong its clesji condition by starching it. The idea gained immediate popularity and soon Troy became the great center of the collarmaking industry.

"Weeding would become a lost art if the use of mulching paper could be applied to all gardens as successfully as it is '.ri growing pineapples, says an article in Popular Mechanics. In this case the strips of paper are rolled out where it is desired to plant, and slits are cut in the paper through which the pineapple suckers are planted.

Let us hope

Peggy Hopkins Joyce says she is through with men. the feeling is mutual.

MAYBE HE DOESN'T KNOW THE RIGHT WINK. Headline in Net7 York paper: "Minister Hunts in Vain for Rum in Chicago Cabarets." . Central American and Haitian presidents come in by ballot and go oti by the bullet. France has placed a tax on bachelors. Sort of a single-tax, as it were. BAD ENOUGH TO KILL A POLICEMAN ONCE. Headline in New York paper: "Thug WTio Killed Policeman Twico Let Go by Courts." Foot-high skirt is adopted as regulation for inmates of insane asylum. Outside, the girl3 can go as far as they like.

'Foolish Wives Smashing All Records.'

Movie sign on Main street: Well say they are.

Among the other signs of summer, the instalment bunglehouses are

begi-nmg to poke up through the ground.

There are several ways of doing people good, but none that beats

running a bucket shop.

At least the tariff is a painless extraction.

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INTERNATIONAL NEWS SERVICE CHICAGO, May 24.— Indictments charging murder were returned by the State grand jury today against "Big Tim" Murphy, Fred "Frenchy" Mader, Cornelius "Con" Shea — known ts [as] the "Big Three" in the recent labor reign of terror in Chicago— and. five others, one a woman. The eight were indicted for the murder of Acting Lieut. Terrance Lyons, one of the two policeman killed in the most recent bombing outrage. [unreadable] of them were ordered held without bail. Those named for murder with

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Murphy, Mader and Shea, are: John Miller, confessed driver of the "death car" the night Acting Lieut. Lyons and Policeman Thomas Clark were shot and killed. Margaret Hoffert. alias "Mrs. John Miller.' who posed as Miller's wife. Daniel McCarthy, alleged labor slugger. Charles Duschswskl. alias "Slim

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In a second indictment Isadore Braverman and Henry "Smash" Hanson were indicted for assault to murder Ellsworth Stoddard, a Lan-

dis wage award worker. Their bonds were fixed at $5,000 each.

METHODS OF AMERICAN GIRLS

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PARIS, May Stories of American girls checking their corsets in the wardrobes of dance halls are the subject of much conjecture on the part of the French women. They ask why the girls bother to wear, the corsets to the dance. But the latest adaption of the dance hall check-room in Taris is to use it for checking babies. Recently an Inspection of the wardrobe of an Etoile dancehall revealed a half dozen babies slumbering peacefully in the pigeonholes usually reserved for hats. The material neglect aroused the ire of the editorial writer of th Paris Journal. "This is something I had read about before," he declares. "Only such things ordinarily occur in Chicago or Milwaukee. This time it is Parisienne. We have a checkrom for infants. Decidedly we are becoming very American."

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