Hammond Times, Volume 15, Number 312, Hammond, Lake County, 23 May 1922 — Page 8
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Doc Sharrer and Queen of Hilo Island Final Chapter of the Thrilling Tale of Hawaiian Komance.
Tut. tut. Junior, you musn't cry. Daddy's ra.t biff boy musn't cry. LJttU glrla cry. not boys. Bowser will b br in th morning. I'll toitch h' on bla way home now with bis tall between bla 'less, 'shamed of himself for running away. Yaa, daddy told the policeman to send hlrn home. Xo, of course nobody ahot Bowser. No. no Junior, the automobiles didn't run over blm. He just ran away like little boys do sometimes. Yes, If he cornea home he can sleep with' you. H, you can't g-o and look for him any more tonight. Your little legs must ache now. I wish to goodness you'd quit your crying. For the luva of Bhut up; There, there, daddy didn't mean to b cross. You want to lt on his lap and hear the bedtime story? All right son, hop up. Now all you kids listen to the bed time story. Betty, what in the name of Jehoahaphat is the matter with Johnny? He's got his head caught between the rods of the bed? "Whoa, hold still, Johnny. Say. how in under the aun did you ever get your head in a hole that small? . See, I had to bend the rods to get you out. Talk about a bunch of Indians. "Why you kids have got the Headhunters on the Island of Hilo beat a city block. KX riITD3 THE TaEASXTB.il "What are head hunters? Well, that comes in the bed time sry tonight. Do you remember last night that Doo Sharrer after being thrown to the aharks for the second time, was rescued by the mermaids and taken to the Seaweed Inn and then awam back to the island and found the code that led him' to the spot where the golden treasure of the Lake County Road Contractors was buried? Well, Doo found the treasure. Just millions and millions of gold coins and he bought the palace back from the Bereolos Brothers and bought the Queen a diamond as big as the Hammond, building and gave each" one of her thousand handmaidens an Overland-Fudge sedan. Doc was the King again and he had so much money left over that he didn't know what to do with it. He and the Queen used to go down to the beach and throw $1,000 gold pieces into the ocean for their subjects to dive for. Well, one night Doc and Clint Norria were out on the sleeping porch of the palace shooting craps with a pair of platinum dice with
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radium points. "I'll shoot twenty million dollars," says Doo with a. yawn. "Ah, don't te a piker, make it fifty million," saya Clint. CAPTUEED BT BAVAGSS Just then a blood-curdling aavage yell from the throats of a band of wild headhunters split the air. Clint Norria Jumped into the Murphy bed and was whisked from sight, but they caught Doo red-handed. The head-hunters took Doc to their caves up in the hills where the heads of their victims were stuck on the ends of poles. Then they danced in a circle arond Doc and yelled like a bunch of Indians with a. Wild West Show. Doo was pretty aore. "I knew darned well if that .reporter kept on writing this stuff he would get me killed," says Doo. Then the head-hunters built a fire under a great big kettle and began to smack their lipa. Doc saw that they were going to cut off his head and then make a pot roast out of the rest of him. "Hey, wait a minute," he ahouted. "I'm a tough old bird. If you let me go I'll get you a nice tender preacher. Do you like preachers?" "Turn, yum," said the Igorote head-hunters, smacking their lips some more. "And I'll get you a fat boy, too. You can fry the preacher and stew the fat boy." "What's their names?" said the chief head-hunter, skeptical. "Well, the preacher is J. C Parrett, orator of Orak Shrine, and the fat bey is John Morthland, the Chief Rabban," answers Doc. "It's kind of a dirty trick to play on a brother Mason but If you fellowa are determined to eat anybody it might as well be them." '"Where can we find them?" asks the chief. "Oh, they are coming over with the Shriners to the big ceremonial on Hilo Island. They're be a lot of Shriners." Doo saw that the head-hunters were listening to hia proposition and he began to get enthusiastic. "You can eat all of them except me," he said. "I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll help you eat thm. That's the kind of a pjj I am. I'll help you." Then Doo had a second thought. "There's one other one that you'd better not eat. That's Judge Reiter. He'a not very fat. But then we can have him for a soup bone for lunch Monday." So the head-hunters let Doc go and he hurried back to the palace where the Queen was using smell
ing salts. "Oh, Harry," she cried. "I never expected to see you again. I thought you'd been ate up." PIRATES Xt&JTD ON ISIUTD Doc told her what had happened. Of course he didn't really intend to let the head-hunters eat up all the Shriners, but he had to get out of being devoured himself, somehow. Just then the general of the Queen's array came running up and reported that a pirate ship had come ashore and the Island was full of pirates with great long swords. "Good gosh," says Doc. "Ain't that reporter never going to let me get a night's rest?" Well, Doc had to go out and kill the pirates that had come to get the buried treasure and when he got back to the palace, he was all in. "I've had about enough of this." aaya Doc. "Gimme that walie-woop-er." And so Doc anuk up behind the reporter and broke his other finger and then there was no more trouble on Hilo Island and the Doc and the Queen lived happy ever afT ter and "Sunny Jim" McCandless, the Imperial Potentate of the Shrine, sent them a beautiful present. And forever after thera was peace on the island wher the crescent moon niters through tha palm leaves to tha surf of the ocean and casts a spell upon all men. The end.
MENU HINT Breakfast. Stewed Apricots. Oatmeal with Top Milk. M&ple Toast. Coffee. Luncheon or Supper. Macaroni and Cheeae, Whole Wheat Bread. Chocolate Pudding. Milk. Dinner. Paked Potatoes Stuffed with Sausage or Bacon. Sliced Tomatoes. Strawberry Sponge Cake. Coffee.
TODAY'S RECIPES Hut Water Sponge Cakt Beat x'-e eggs well, then add ona cup gzr, mix, and add one-half alt- ... on salt, one cup flour, one level .r'ispoon baling powder and one caspoon flavoring. Stir in one5h;;d cup boiling water, then pour into a buttered and lightly floured pan. Bake thirty minutes, or until done when tried with a broom splint. Supper Baked Potatoes Select large, fine potatoes, scrub well with a brush, brush with melted fat and place in a pan in the oven to bake. When just done to a turn, slit a large cross on the flat side of each, pull slightly apart, sprinkle with salt and paprika, and insert in the middle of the cross a good sized lump of butter or half of a crisp hot sausage or crisp bacon. Staffed Celery Sandwich Two cups cottage or Neufchatel cheese, one cup chopped celery, one-half cup stuffed olives, chopped; two teaspoons salt, one-half ' teaspoon paprika, milk. Mix the ingredients and moisten with enough milk to make of the right consistency to spread. Put between thin slices of bread cut in fancy shapes and garnish with stuffed olives.
AN OLD-FASHIONED REMEDY FOR SUNBURNED NECK Lemon juice is an excellent skin whitener. Soak two or three slices of lemon in your basin of warm water every night to wash in, and while washing rub the lemon on your neck. The following, is an excellent cream for a sunburnt skin. Any chemist will make it up for you: Lanoline 2M drachma Almond oil 2 drachms Precipitated sulphur.. 1 drachms Violet extract ..... drachm Oxide of zinc 1 drachm Bathe the neck in th? warm water and lemon. Dry and massage well in the skin food, rubbing gently in circles with the tips of your fingers. A FEW HINTS ABOUT TABLE KNIVES To fix a loose handle, fill the drilled hole with melted resin, heat the tang and press into position. Do not attempt this treatment with celluloid handles, as they are highly inflammable. If the tip of the knife blade has worn thin, or has become crumpled by careless cleaning in a knife machine, file away the damaged part and round off the corners. Sometimes the tip may be cut away with! shears. ; Discolored bone handles c&n be made to look like new if rubbed with fine glass paper and then polished with velvet. Pearl-handled tea knives should be cleaned with salt and then polished with velvet. , To sharpen a very blunt knife. ' place it flat on a new sheet oi fine emery paper and draw it backwards, repeating the operation' twenty times. Keep the blade flat all the while and treat each face of the blade in turn. Afterwards, run the knife, in the same way, up and down a razor strop.
along fine. Dr. Lauer is the attending physician and Mra Jane Franklin, the nurse. Mr. Facklam and aon Claon, of Roberts avenue returned fTom LaPorte, Ind., where they spent the week-end with Mrs. Facklam who is HI and la staying with h.er slater at LaPorte. The Lutheran Ladles' Aid are giving a roast beef dinner in their church basement tomorrow - afternoon and evening. The public is invitedMrs. J. Fase of Roberts avenue attended the Illinois Women's Relief Corps Convention at Alton, 111., last week. Mrs. Fase reports having had a most wonderful time. The Golden Star Rebekahs will meet in regular sesion on Wednesday evening. Every member is urged to be present. Mrs. Fred Peterson entertained her
brother Mr. .Mauka and family at a six o'clock dinner last Friday evening. Mrs. C. Buell of Roberta avenue, visited her Parents Mr. and Mrs. Mills, of East Side on Friday.
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'Mr. and Mra. Ben Miller and family spent the week-end in Chicaso, visiting relatives. Mr. and Mrs. Wm. Schweitzer have a ton who came to their home luct Sunday night. 'The teachers left for their respective homes la- Friday. ' Mr. and Mr;. Wm. Miller Sun lav
ed in Hr.mo(ii the guests oi their parents. Mra. John Iiarkenrlder and children of s-'ou'h Chicago returned Sunday evening after spending the week with her mother Mra C. J. Boe sen. Dr. F. A. Malmstone left on 'Monday morning far St. Louis, wher he will attend the American Medical Association, ho w' return home the latter part cf the week. Mrs. Robert V.cCutcheon of Merriliville Is spending this week in Griffith.
LOWELL
Born, to Mr. and Mrs. Jacob Hoffman, Monday, May 22nd, a son. M. C.f Wiley of East Chicago, was
here yesterday visiting his sister Mrs. L, W. Sanger. Charlea E. Dickinson, who is teaching in the Logansport schools spent the week-end at the home of his parents, Mr. and Mrs. W. T. Dickinson. . He was accompanied by Buredn, a teacher in the Junior high school and two high school students. Miss Anna Pet)- ot Chicago and Mrs. J. Schmitt and daughter Marguerite of New Orleans are visiting at the home of Mr. and Mra Joseph Mitch. O. H. Eskrldge went to Indianapolis last evening to attend the meeting of the Grand Lodge of Masons. He is the delegate from Colfax lodge. Mrs. Arthur Reyl and daughter Clarabell of Shelby were Lowell ris-
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PRINCESS THEATRE TONIGHT TOMORROW AND WEDNESDAY Douglas Fairbanks In "THE THREE MISRATEERS." Hia latest, best and one of the really his; pictures of the 'year, thrills, romance anil adventures. t-22-3 STAR THEATRE TONIGHT Charlie Ray to AFTER THE STORM n desert save story, also LIRE OF VOITH. Fox News, Mutt and Jeff. A big aliow, no advance in price. Tomorrow Tom Mix In "TRAILI-V." no advance In prices. 6-23-1 The Hammond Beach Inn was the scene of another large banquet on last Friday evening when 200 of the South Chicago steel mill office force enjoyed a most wonderful evening at the Inn. Several very good speakers and singers were present. The musical numbers were also very much appreciated toy the large crowd present. The members of the Past Chiefs Association of the Pythian Sisters will take tha ten o'clock car at the First National bank on Wednesday morning to go to Chicago where they are having a banquet in Mandel's Tea Room. After the banquet the ladles will attend the LaSalle theatre where they will sea "Just Married." Mrs. John Larson of Lake avenue visited her sister. Mrs. Johnson, of East Side, the latter part of the week. Henry F. Eggera of Lake avenue, was a business visitor at Crow City, 111., last week. Mrs. Henry Harms of Lake avenue who had her tonsils removed at tha South Shore hospital about ten days ago, was again taken -to tha hospital on Friday, having a very nervous breakdown, her h"uaband who is also confined in the same hospital, is get? ting along vory nicely at this time. Mr. and Mra. Owen (McXealy of Roberts avenue are the proud parr ents of a little girl, born to them
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brilliant, durable lustre that resists Wear and makes old worn fur niture look Eke new and last longer, PrrCAIRN SOLE-PROOF VARNISHES and Enamels are ready to use in large or small cans. We carer Consols Stock
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on Saturday morning. Mrs. McXealy was formerly Miss Clara Sells Both mother and baiby are getting
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Calumet Avenue Fruits, Groceries and .Vegetables . WEINER, PROPRIETOR Announcing to the Public the Opening Thursday, May 25th, 1922 With a Full Line of Fancy Fruits, Groceries and Vegetables PRICES THE LOWEST QUALITY THE HIGHEST A Trial Order will Make You a Steady Customer
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At the Star Store only. While things are going up elsewhere, we have decided to put on a genuine Clearance Sale and bring things DOWN! Don't mind the litter on the street it's just a three story building going up on the corner. This sale is of such, importance to you you won't take time to notice anything else. More than a hundred items, in the very things you need ancj need now, cut to the very core! Merchandise you will be proud to possess. COME EARLY we guarantee a real treat while stocks last. You'll Feel the Drop When You Drop in Tomorrow: There's a Clearance Sale on Here We Mean It.'
-FOR WOMEN- :
GLOVES Women's Silk Gloves; Simmons' brand; colors white and black ; all sizes ; for this sale CAMISOLES Ten different shades; double row of elastic; washable satin ; for this sale , . . HOSE Women's Silk fibre Hose ; hlack and brown ; sizes 8J2 to 10; for this sale only , , . , JL, .... Women's Mercerized lisle Hose, black and cordovan, 39c seller; for this sale only. , . APR0N Women's Aprons; strictly washable standard percale; sizes 38 to 46; this sale only , . . jCIMONAS Crepe Kimonos; ordinarily $1.98 seller; all colors; for this sale GOWNS In a good grade of muslin; sizes 16 and 17; this sale;. .1.
39c 98c 29 c 29 c 69c 98 c 69c
49c
CHEMISE Envelope Chemise; embroidery and lace fiQf trimming; for this sale only 98c and
DRESSING SACQUE5 Dark and light washable Percale; 211 i- aq. r l
siz.es m tvj , iui uua acuc. ...... ....... PLEATED SKIRTS Ladies' Pleated Skirts a small lot $9 Qg to close out ; each , , , WAISTS Georgette and Crepe de Chene Waists $5 values, J2 0gfor this sale v ....... BLOOMERS Washable Sateen Bloomers; assorted colors; (5c this sale. , ;
UNDERSKJRTSGood assortment of Muslin Underskirts; this sale .
49 c
FOR GIRLS-
GINGHAM DRESSES Big assortment to choose from; sizes 3 to 6; this sale Sizes 8 to 14 at 98c SAILOR DRESSES Two piece White Sailor Dresses; good washable material; to go during this sale at WHJTE MIDDIES Blue collar and cuffs; sizes 8 to 14;
this sale
WHITE PRINCESS SLIPS-Sizes 8 to 4;
for this sale at 98c and STOCKINGS Slight seconds black only;
sizes 7 to 9 ... .
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79c $1.49 98c 89c
10c
CHILDREN'S CREEPERS Good grade striped checked 89 C gingham (Kumfy Brand) for this sale DUTCH ROMPERS Made from a high grade of gingham; Q for this sale at. , BABY DRESSES (White) 49 C for this sale . . . . ... .... All Our Vaata Line of Underwear Reduced For This Sale. ROMPERS Children's two piece Rompers ; most beautiful Q O selection ; specially reduced prices for this sale, up from . . . SOCKS Children's Socks; beautiful patterns in mercerized 29 C lisle; all sizes; this ale,
FOR BOYS'
FOR MEN
BOYS SUITS A large assortment all must go; Mostly CO QQ Mens Blue Work 51 small sizes; ranging from 6 to 9 P"- for this sale $1 and
Sizes 10 to 16 $3.98 CAPS Dark colors a good assortment to select from; $1.25 values, this sale OVERALLS Heavy blue Denim Overalls; sizes 3 to 8, 49c; sizes 8 to 16 J .. UNION SUITS Topkis B. V. D. style; all sizes, this sale SPECIAL Levi Strauss Koveralls (a new pair if they rip) shades light blue and tan ; this sale
Men's Blue Work Shirts, strictly washable;
Men's Work Socks Colors black, brown and cordovan
for this sale, 2 pair for
Men s Balbnggan Shirts and Drawers, . for this sale Men's Canvas Gloves, for this sale Men's Gauntlet Gloves, for this sale
59 c 69c 69c
75c 25c 49c 9c 15c
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