Hammond Times, Volume 15, Number 357, Hammond, Lake County, 5 May 1922 — Page 4

Pnrre Four THE TIMES Friday, May 5, 1922.

The Times Newspapers UY .'I,IE COUNTY PIl'T'G & I'CBX'G CO. Tns Lako County Times Daily except Saturday i.tiu. suauay. imerod.. at the vostoilica iu Usmiuuuu. TioTiiEe3 East Chlcaso Indiana Harbor, daily ,lct''! aunuay. Knteretl at the pcstorfice in iaat t-uiijao, ao either iS. 113. T, VJhe County Times Saturday and Weekly i.u.uon.. Entered at the postoftico In aamruond. FeDiuary i. laiii. 'iha Gary Evening Tiroes Daily except Sunday, i-ntered at tlie postoitica In Gry. April la. 1913. Ail under the aet- o March 3. 1379. as secondciass matter.

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"NICE CARTER" PASSES. Lay a wreath and speak a eulogium for the author of the last of a type of stones that made a notable period in the juvenile literature of America. Frederick Van Rensselaer Day a name that sounds like the antithesis of what one would expect in the case of the creator of the' ''Kick Carter" detective tales which spanned the junction of the last with the present century died in New York just recently by his own hand. Middle-aged and older men of today become reminiscent and shed a tear over tha reminders of boyhood that involuntarily are palpitated by this tragic announcement. "Nick Carter" was the last of his line the trailing hero who followed "Old Sleuth" and the Indian' fighters and scouts of the plains that fired the imagination and turned the energies of Young America from Sunday school lines in the rlays when the James boys were doing their part to set a bad example in realistic instead of i fictional way. The moralist and pessimists of :he time bemoaned the corrupting of American fouth and hope for the saving of the nation evhen the dime novel and nickel library had run their course. But if it is not one thing it is another. There were no lounge lizards in those days. Flapperism had not been invented. The nation lived past its menace and new generalions have grown up to see the reign of Jazz. Soys who read the blood-and-thunder dime lovels behind geographies in school are leaders n politics and captains of industry. "Nick Carter" wrote 30,000 words a week "or fifteen years; the output of his pen totaled 50,000,000 words. Half forgotten for years his asslng revives memories that lead to an hour $r so of sober reflection. May his soul rest in

acknowledge that you, too, are carrying a temperament concealed somewhere about your person. Very well, then, how about getting acquainted with your temperament? It is the child of your moods and the grandchild of your emotions. Want to test it out? If you can stand living with yourself, do this for a month. When you get up every morning scowl at yourself in the mirror. At the end of the month say psychologists, your facial map will resemble a sector of no man's land in rainy weather. Then start smiling at what you see in the mirror on the thirty-first day. You will perk up wonderfully. Friends will marvel at the change that's come over you. And your digestion will be better. But don't keep up the morning smile too persistently. It may degenerate into a simper. Having let your "'temperament go to both extremes, take control and regulate it. Let the balance hang just a trifle on the side of the smile, and you will be joyous with becoming chronically sanguine.

TESTING YOUR TEMPERAMENT. You have a temperament . - Everybody has. Did fashioned folk would call it your disposi Son. But science is following a more modern ;tyle. So you might as well get in line and

DISPLEASED EITHER WAY. Canadians have felt aggrieved because their dollar has been at a discount in the United States for a year or more. Now a Canadian newspaper views with alarm the report that many business houses in the United States are accepting Canadian currency at its face value. It seems to regard ths as evidence that American business men are engaged in promoting a deeply laid plot against interests of Canada. It is difficult, to fathom the line of argument. If declining to accept Canadian dollars on a parity with our own were a- well-founded cause of complaint, and it brought forth many protests, it would seem that a return to former conditions should be welcomed as evidence of the restoration of normal relations. But it is averred that it "signifies, not that traders making it are moved by kindler feelings toward us, but that business has become dull wth them and they find it to their interest to cut prices in order to make sales on this market. They are not showing respect to the Canadian dollar, but they are resorting to a new shift to capture the Canadian market." From this it appears that Canadians were displeased when their money was discounted and they are not more pleased when that practice is abandoned. What would . satisfy them. The real gist of the complaint seems to lie in that it is feared that Canadians will buy American goods. But they are in no way compelled to do so. Unless the price is satisfactory, it is presumed, they would not care to uy. No bargain can be made unless both buyer and seller agree.

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AMONG woman's greatest charms IS the. variance of her moods OXH of which apparently la to think IT ou.g-ht to be punishable BY hangriim? when her husband LEAVES all the dresser drawers PARTIALLY open and a lot of stuff STiCKixo ou't After looking F"OR a shirt or something: and FINDING It In the last one. TUB man who works with A pick and shovel OA XT understand why his FOREMAN makes more money tharfi he does. AOTHno else so destroys OCR Illusions as our Insatiate RBADIN'O of dry groods advertisements AXD we never see a beautiful WILLOWY girl anymore without REFLECTING sadly, but whether always CORRECTLY or not we. do not know: THE test of every good figure is tho corset. EVEN if you have no lawn mower IT is well to ibuy a BOTTLE of machine oil FOR you can then at least LEND the oil to your neighbors. A man has Just blossomed OCT with the announcement that HE has Just discovered a SEW system of spelling and we WONDER if he got it from the PEOPLE who WTOte the SUBTITLES for he movies. A girl's face 4s; supposed TO be exposed ibut the TROCBLB is a lot of the girls IJIAGISE that their faces RUN down to a point

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A New Jersey mother, scrapper, Is raising: a boisterous child. The mother says she is a flapper Who travels around with the wild. So, mamma has picked out a shingle. And now she informs the whole world She is goinjr to make one flapper tingle. This judgment she grimly has hurled.

"When girls hang around with cake-eaters And show an abundance of nerve With flat-wheelers, lizards and cheaters, A spanking is what they de

serve. So hisses this parent, commanding. This old-fashioned home autocrat. And Rosie will eat her meals standing For quite a long time after that.

And so this stern parent, L. pas sion. May bring an old remedy back. The whole country take up th fashion And echo the New Jersey whack. Take warning in time, young cakeeaters; Take warning, O fatuous simp. For next time you happen to meet her. Your flapper may flap with a limp.

New vork woman has divorced the came husband for the second time. Probably she has just naturally lost her taste for that man. Chicago woman is suing a beauty doctor for $100,000. Not many would have the face to do that. Recent ad. shows a message coming from the transmitter of a rhone. Now what kind of a phone is that William N. Phillips. "CV.-' Employes to Cut Costs by Joint Buying." Headline. Some oi the Joints are for sale cheap now, too.

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Plumbing has been declared to be a science, but it seems as though

plumbing pays almost too well for that. "Legislators Discuss Pet Measures

What's that? A petting party? Eastern professor says wood alcohol will cure any man of a desire t-3 drink. And the cure, generally, is permanent. Adam never had to worry about when to put his light ones on In thi spring. When a woman reaches 140 pounds she stops. She doesn't stop eating, but stops getting weighed. One paper announces "No Vocations for Policemen." -

Judge Marcus Havana ugh of Chicago lectured last evening before the students of the Lincoln-Jefferson College of Law In Hammond.

The South Broadway Land Co has sold 341 of its lots in Gary to capitalist of Kendalville, Ind., who will soon put on a big lot sale.

Enumerators have Just completed their job of counting the children of school asre In Gary. The report shows at total of 6,079, whdeh Is a gain of 1.066 over 1811. '

The Hammond Wrecking Co. has Just purchased another of the old G. H. Hammod Packing company's buildings. This U the old "Hog building" which was one of the largest in the city. It is five stories high, 405 feet long and 280 feet wide. When it is raied only three of the old 'buildings will remain.

, Dr. J. T. Clark has taken charge of the Hammond Chatm her of Commerce membership drive and promises to boost it to 300 soon.

The traissportation committee of citizens appointed y Mayor Soltleiker has at last worked out a plan for routing cars of the three electric lies of the Twin Cities.

City Sealer Frank CRourke of Hammond is going after dealers who handle a certain brand of ice cream. Several families are said to have been made ick by the cream.

MARRIAGE ceremony to make IT read i "Until death OR an affinity do us part."

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John Houck has sold his farm of 105 acres Just southeast of Crown Point to Edward E.

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Manager Joe Simpson announces he is going right ahead with plans for the prize fights at East Chicago Tuesday. He ays he will get out a court Injunction against the police if he learns that they Intend to interfere.

A simple little silk frock like this one certainly does not give the impression of sophistication so much feared by the modern mother. It is a girlish and almost universally becoming mode. It is fashioned of Florentine silk in s)

French blue ehaqe.

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Tho East State Street Boosters Association of Hammond held their meeting last nighk and discussed the project of putting ornamental lights every fifty , fet along the etreet between Hohman and Sohl streets.

HOW MUCH ft DO 7 YOU KNOW 1

1 Who wrote "Black Beauty " 2 How long did it take to 'build the city of Petrograd?

3 How many miles will a ton of coal run an ordinary locomotive? 4 What are two synonyms for the word abduction? 6 When was telephone communication established between this country and Cuba? 6 What is sepia? 7 Is porcelain a good conductor of heat? 8 What is the Indian meaning of the word Michigan? 9 Who wrote "The Hunchback at Notre Dame ' 10 What was the first transcontinental railway? ANSWERS TO YESTERDAY'S QUESTIONS 1 How many arms has a starfish? Ana The common type has five. 3 How Is the word minute pronounced when it means small? Ans. The accent Ls on the aepond syllable. 5 Which of our national songs is sailed the flag song? Ans. The Star Spangled Banner. 4 Why does not a ball feounce when there is a hole In it? Ana. The air escapes. 6 In what country la one-third of the world's enppjy of mercury mined? Ans. Spain. 6 Is the North Star a star of the first magnitude? Ana. No, the second. 7 Where ls Keneaw Mountain Ana Near Atlanta, Ga. 8 Should the first and last stripes of o'ur national flag be red or whdte? Ana. Red. 9 What rank does the stunt Murphy have In the New York City directory? Ana Fourth. 10 How should each star be placed on our nag? Ana One point should pointed directly upward.

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