Hammond Times, Volume 15, Number 356, Hammond, Lake County, 4 May 1922 — Page 4

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The Times Newspapers BV THE LAKE COCJITV rR'PG Jk. FiB'L'G CO. Th Laka County Times Daily except Saturday and auaday. Knterd at zho poatoffice in UammonO, J una 21 lo6. Tha Times East Chicago Indiana Harbor, dally exoeyt Sunday, i-utered at the postottiee la last CiiicaKO, .Noveiaber IS, 1913. 'fhe Lata County Times Saturday and Weekly ii.aitlon Kntersd at the postoffico la Hammond, i'obriiu.w A luit

Toe Gary Evening Times Bally except Sunday, i Entered at the posrjrfice ia Gary. April 18. 191a. j All under the act of March 3, 1879, as second- j class matter. t

FOREIGN ADVERTISING lUEPRESENTATlON: O. LUUAN PAYNE it CO...:y ...CHICAGO '"Gary Office Telephone 13 Nassau tic Thompson, East Chicago. .Telephone 931 j-c Chicago, (A'tia Times) Telephone aJ inaiana Harbor (News Dealer) Telephone 113-J Whiting- (Keportcr) Telephone eO-ii VNniting (News Dealer and Class. Adv.) Telephone lia-SV. Haramoai (privats exchanges) .... ..3100. 3101. 3103 , (Call for whatever uepartment wanted.) If you have any trouble getting THE TIME3 make complaint Immediately to the Circulation DNOTICE TO SUBSCRIBERS: If you fail to receive your copy of THE TIMES as promptly as you have in the past, please do not thlnK . . it has been lost or was not aeiit on time. THE TIMES has increased lis mailing equipment and is striving earnestly to reach its patrons on time. Be prompt In advising when you do not get your paper and we will act promptlyMR. BEVE RIDGE'S VICTORY. The ground swell of the wave that won Hiram Johnson the victory in carrying Lake county during the last presidential primaries was felt on Tuesday and it was strong enough to --sweep the county for Albert J. Beveridge. It was evidence that the followers of the great California progressve had not forgotten the sting they sustained when Johnson lost the state and that they are heart and soul for Indiana's great progressive. We may be wrong but we do not believe ; that the voters in Indiana deserted Senator New because of anything personal they felt against - him. The party in power always has a hard row to hoe and Senator New was made the " goat of the administration. Every man who felt resentment politically because he fancied . . politics was. responsible for his business, his taxes, his failure to get beer and for a dozen other reasons blamed the republican party en- : ; throned at Washington and Senator New had to bear the brunt of it. This feeling was mani- . " fested in Lake county and it was manifested all over the state. The large vote in the rural dis- - tricts showed that the farmers were displeased . with economic conditons and the small vote in the industrial centers supposed to be for New, were determining factors in the battle. .. . , Senator New represented his constituents at Washington with admirable energy and faithfulness. Nobody can doubt that. He has been an honor to the state. Neither can anyone doubt but what Mr. Beveridge will give all that is in him to Indana when he is elected and we will all be for him at the November hustings.

an influential and impressive numerical nucleus on which to build the majorty necessary to pass the bill. The opposition will doubtless come from senators representing states west of the Mississippi, where publi sentiment traditionally has favored comparatively small expenditures for the army and navy establishments. Unless all signs fail, this opposition will not develop sufficient strength, either in votes or in force of argument, to cause the supporters of the bill any real uneasiness. ' The suggestion that night sessions are to be held in the senate to consider both the navy and the army appropriation bills would seem to indicate a disposition not only to faclitate the enactment of these two great supply bills, but also ti keep open the right of way for uninterrupted consideration of the tariff and bonus legislation.

FOR THE TREATY NAVY. Legislative breakers that so seriously endangered the passage of the naval appropriation bill in the house in the form acceptable to the administration do not threaten in the senate. The sailing appears to be reasonably clear. An early canvass of the senate is said to show a safe margin for the minimum of 86,000 personnel, f exclusive of officers. This is the figure understood to be satisfactory to the administration. Advocates of an appropriation bill which will make it possible for the United States to maintain the treaty navy on the 5-5-3 basis, in accordance with the agreement with Great Britain and Japan reached in the "Washington conference, confidently count on the united support of senators representing the Atlantic and : Pacific coast states. This group alone comprises

WAR, THE DECEIVER The conference at Genoa does not promise great thigs. Perhaps when it is over the best that will be said of it will be that it made beginnings. It brought together representatives of nations that have not met around a council table for many years. There is at least something gained in that. The problems discussed are momentous, but the spirit manifested has not been good. There is too much of craft and cunning; too much of bitterness and selfishness; too little willingness to make concessons; too many survivals of the evil genius of the old diplomacy which reckons in cliques and combinations, and both fears and trusts balances of power. There is little to be hoped from such muddling. A chastened Europe might have been expected at least to have gained a little common sense from the experience of the last eight years. And yet such is the futility of war that it even seems to deprive its victims of the power to profit by its chastisements. The most ordinary common sense exercised by any impartial obesrver would give advice something like this: "You peoples of Europe struggling to recover from the terrible scourge of war need more than anything else to co-operate with one another. Seeking prosperity separately and at the expense of each other not one of you will find it. But co-operating with your remaining resources you may restore all. You need trade with each other. You need each other's products and each other's services. You have in the combined holdings of all, all .that you need. Individually you must remain in poverty and want." But there is not in all the world a voice to speak these simplest words of wisdom, and were the advice given, it would not be received in seriousness by .any one in authority in Europe. . Such potency has war to deprive mankind of reason. . -

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THERE are suckers and suckers BTT the fellow who swapped his

LIBERTY stocks

bonds for wild cat

HAS Just begun to realize the Kl?TD of a. sucker he was. REFORMERS who are now trying

TO abolish should

the Jury system

GO to the jails for unanimous support. WTIJLi Hayes Is out of the POSTOFKICE department but' It would

IB hard buckle

to convince Mr. Ar-

THAT he shouldn't have stayed there. - ABOUT one man in fifty knows bow to CARRY a cane -and not look like he was LOADED down with excess baggage. SO many Interesting and exciting THIXGs are going on these days THAT whenever as we move thoughtfully ABOUT our busy streets WE suddenly hear a terrific explosion BEHIND use we always look around "WITH a sort of languid curiosity TO see whether It was another tire BWWI?fO out or merely another CORK blowing ut of a bottle of home rew. THE most Interesting thing In watching

HOW high skirts

fashion takes the

the

OLD ladies criticize the flapper because she is doing things they will never again have a chance to do.

EVERY year brings forth new rules for disposing of mosquitoes and then the mosquitoes refuse to abide by them.

MONEY TALKS, but American money seems to be about the only kind that does not need to use a megaphone.

LOOK CLOSELY and you can find the hitch in Tchitcherin.

IS watching how long MASlTACTtRERl m V

f Stockings.

JACK Dempsey Is making a TREMENDOUS hit on his visit to GERMANY and when you think of DEMPSBVS great activities during the WAR the fact Is not a bit rurprlslng. ; PROBABLY few of our fellow citizens ARE really under the necessity - OF being la such a hurry f AS they seem to be when coming AROUND the corner in Fords. ANYWAY calling a thing . NUISAACB and abating It ARB different propositions altogether. ONE of our eminent and doubtless RELIABLE statisticians announces that THERE Is only one chance in 29989 THAT one's house will burn down AND yet we suppose lots of girls who would be much more comfortable IN outing flannel nightgowns ARB wearing their crep de chine ones REGULARLY as the possibility THAT the house might burn down.

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For Tomorrow anil Saturday A special two-day selling of all ladies' oxfords and straps. They come in kid, calf, satins and patent leathers brown, black, grey and two-tone effects.

AT $g.oo

Are the Patent Flappers Satins, in all styles, high or medium and Black Oxfords, low or medium rubber heels, kid and calf leathers. Black and Brown, kid and calf strap slippers, medium heel. Black velvet, one-strap slipper, baby French heel. Regular $6.00 and $7.00 Values $iS.OO

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SPECIAL Ladies Pure Thread Silk Hosiery

Brown and Black $2.23 value at

.25

pair

Others in all shades

Are the Patent Two-Strap Slippers Spanish heel, very newest. All better grade Satin Slippers, one and two-straps effect in high or baby French heels. a Fine Brown Kid Two-Strap Slippers, medium heel. Black Kind and Calf One-Strap Slippers they come in French and junior French heels. Regular $7.00 and $8.00 Values $5J

$2.25 to $3.60

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HAMMOND INDIANA

Shoes of the hour at prices of today ;

AFTER a young married man FINDS out how much It costs TO make up, he isn't so anxious TO quarrel with his wife. -

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YEARS AGO TODAY

popular and maple. 2 When was the great famine In Ireland? Ans." 1845. I What are two natural enemies of fish?, Ans. Birds and other fish. 4 What Is a syllogism? Answer. A totm of argument often wrong. 5 What word for a form of kill

ing human beings comes from the Latin, cdux? Ans. Crucifixion. 6 Tvho was Booker T. Washington? Ans. A negro educator. 7 How many ex-service men are receiving vocational training from the government? Ana More than 100,000.

8 Why does an ostrich have flat feet? Ans. Bo it can run more easily in the sand. $ From what kind of vegetation were coal deposits largely formed? Ans. Kerns. 10 What channel has famous chalk cliffs? Ans. English enannel.

Will Knopf, a farmer of Center township near Crown Point lost an eye yesterday when a piece of stel flew in it as he was repairing his gasoline engine.

A detective from the Burns agency has 'been In Dyer several days Investigating the recent attempt to rob the First National bank. A. L. Drum, manager of the H. W. & E C street railway, when interviewed in Chicago today promised better service on the Green Ilne as soon as he could get to it

Since the agitation for the Improvement of Calumet avenue started several new business houses have been projected for the vicinity of State and Sibley streets, on the avenue.

The E. J. & E. railroad Is departing from its old coal and iron business and now runs a ibeer special every morning: from Milwaukee to points of the Calumet region as far east as Porter near Chesterton.

A big fat remonstrance has been filed by Crown Point property owners against the Main street pavement and it now looks as though the Improvement has been knocked out.

Gary ealoonmen are preparing to take their fight with the county commissioners Into the courts. They expect to ask for a writ of mandamus to force them to Issue their licenses.

The school enumeration shows that Hammond has 6.148 children of school age, a gain of 2S8 over 1911.

Replying to statements that a prize fight would be staged In East Chicago next Tuesday, Chief of Police Leo MacCormtck says there will be no tilting of his boxing lid.

Dr. Glenn Ebrlght of Hammond had a narrow escape in Oary yesterday when he entered the stall with a horse which had hydrophobia. He managed to escape without being "bitten. The horse was killed by police.

HOW MUCH 0 DO 7 YOU KNOW i

1 How many arms has a starfish? 2 How Is the word minute pronounced when it means small? 3 -Which of our national songs Is called the flag song? 4 Why does not a ball bounce when there Is a hole In it? E In what country is one-third of the world's supply of mercury mined? 6 Is the North Star a star of the first magnitude? 7 Where Is Kenesaw Mountain? 8 Should the first and last stripes of our flag be red or white 9 'What rank does the name Murphy ha-e in the New York City directory? 10 How should each star be plac

ed In our flag? j I AX9WXM9 TO TKSTZSJDA.Y'S j q tie snows I 1 What kind of wood Is used to make toothpicks? Ans. White birch j DinnerStowes

Journeying: along- the border a few weeks ago, Tom Mix, a motion picture actor, drove hii automobile across the river into Juarez for a

glass of beer, innocently parked it In a space where parking: was prohibited, and walked off. He nad made about two blocks when he was elappd on the back by a breathless Mexican policeman. "You air under arrest for putting xe automobile where he io not belong. Come with me. Why you not stop when I call you?" panted the gendarme. "You never called me," said Mix. "Si, senor, I call you twenty times, I hees like dees: Sssssssss! Zat is ze way we call se attention of a hombre in Mexico." "Well." said Mix. "all I've srot to say is that's a rotten way to call an actor."

There is a theatrical manager who is noted for keeping: people waiting in his outer office. The other day a booking spent arrived at nooft with his appointment card. He louhs;ed about until five, jrettincr anjrrier all the while. At sis he suddenly flunjr his card down on the secretary's desk. "Tell youT boss." he shouted as he flouneed out, "that I've grown my last beard in his office." ' "You say this movie cost a million?" "Just about," said the producer. "Don't you know the public cannot be fooled by that sort of advertising: any lonjrer? The people know movies don't cost a million dollars." "Who's talking about dollars This movie Was made in Germany. If you are so darned inquisitive, figure out how man? marks it takes U make dollar."

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT Illinois Central New Freight and Passenger Office Now Open 2946 E. 92d St., at Commercial Ave " SOUTH CHICAGO Telephone South Chicago 6720 Freight and passenger rates, Dills of lading, sleeping car reservations, complete shipping and travel information may be had quickly and courteously close to home or business. Tickets may be purchased reading either from South Chicago or Chicago to destination. Passenger and Freight Representatives will serve the entire South Chicago Calumet Gary District, including East Chicago, Hammond, Hegexvisch, Indiana Harbor and Whiting.

INOIS CENTRAL

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C. E. DRESSLER, Passenger and Ticket Agent.

W. L. CONNER Y, Assistant Commercial Agent.

Unlike Any Other Business Number 5 in a series of statements by the Illinois Bell Telephone Company The telephone business is different from any other business in the world. ..... ,. ; - m It is not only privileged to serve it is obligated to serve. The services of the Telephone Company may often have a value to subscribers which it is almost impossible to measure with a money standard. The economic principles which govern other business are absolutely reversed in the telephone business.

For example: Its cost of doing business increases out of proportion to the increased revenue The larger the p'ant grows, the more it costs to serve each sub-' scriber. ' This will seem strange to you, but we have found it to be fundamental fact in the telephone business. A telephone plantwith 3,000 subscribers, at a given rate for service, might be operating at a profit. With more than 5,000 subscribers, at the same rate for service, it might be losing money I Another difference is that a telephone plant is NEVER complete. It is ALWAYS growing. A telephone company "is required to furnish adequate and efficient service to the public, according to the state of the art at the time the serv-

ice is performed." It must " adopt new inventions as they arise, make extensions and improvements of its plant when necessary and required for the convenience of the public." In no science has there been greater development and progress than in telephony. Improvements and refinements are constantly occurring. Equipment and apparatus which are perfectly good and usable arc regularly being "scrapped" to make way for other equipment and apparatus that will give BETTER service. It is a fact, though not generally realized, that because of the intricate work of wiring, about one-half of- the cost of any piece of telephone equipment is for LABOR. When that particular equipment is "scrapped," one-half of the cost is absolutely lost. The labor is gone, and canntot be salvaged;

The plant operated by the Illinois Bell Telephone Company in Hammond is thoroughly modern in every way. There has been constant improvement. Improvements and extensions are in progress every day. Have you ever wondered how such a service could possibly be rendered at the price you are paying?

Illinois Bell Telephone Co.