Hammond Times, Volume 15, Number 347, Hammond, Lake County, 24 April 1922 — Page 6

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MV THE LAKES COUNT Ptt'T'G . l-HfL't. CO. The Lake County T-.mpn luilv mi-tnt Saturday

knd Sunday. Kntered at inu dosluiIico m iiumuuuu.

liune 21 laotf.

The Times East Chlcaro Indiana Harbor, daily

fxcepc Sunday. Entered at the poatottlce m iast fJhlcago. .November IS. 113.

The Lake County Times Saturday and Weekly lodltlon. Entered at the Dostotticu in nammond, Js'ea-

fcuary 4, m. I The Gary Evening Times Daily exoept Sunday. Uttered at the poatoiflce in Uary. April IS. 1912.

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WOMEN ATTACK LAWS.

The "militants" of other days may again return to the national stage, if one may judge

trom recent statements coming from headquarters of the National Woman's party. Prop

erty and marriage laws which discriminate in

favor of the male of the species will be the target to displace disfranchisemnt oef the fair sex

Investigators of the Woman's party had quite a time finding one state that would make

an ideal "horrible example," but Maryland's qualifications finally won for her the coveted honor. Maryland, it seems, is a barbarian state which freely gives man permission to literally

tread woman under foot. Here are the qualifica

tions that won for Maryland in the competition

for 'horrible example:"

Maryland is one of the three states which gives the father the right to will away from the

mother the guardianship of her minor children

without her consent.

Mothers are not equal guardians of their children; the right of the father is superior to that of the mother; he owns the children's

services and their earnings; he has a legal right

to control their upbringing; decide their religion their educaton; their work.

A married woman may not choose her legal

residence. Should the husband maintain a voting residence in another state while actually living in Maryland, his wife would have to go to

that other state in order to vote.

Divorce laws are more liberal for the hus

band than for the wife.

Inheritance laws discriminate against

women.

Women may not serve on juries in Mary'

land.

have not noticed the failure of events to justify

the predictions of the sensational writers, it

was well that Congressman Mondell, Republican

leader of the House, took occasion recently to deny the misleading reports so often circulated.

In his statement Mr. Mondell said, among other things :

"Anyone who will take the trouble to read the recommendations of President Harding to this Congress from time to time and to examine the record of Congress, will find that practically all of these recommendations have either been written into law or are in process of enactment, and this applies particularly to the record of the House." This does not mean that either branch of Congress has accepted blindly or submissively a recommendation with which it did not agree. Every measure that has ccome before either House of Congress, including the treaties negotiated at the Armaments Conference, has been given the most careful consideration and scrutiny and measures have been adopted only when

they were amended to meet the best judgment of the majority. President Harding has not assumed a right to dictate to Congress. There has been nothing in his message to Congress or his public utterances justifying even an intimation that he proposed to exercise the functions' of a dictator. The Consttution makes it the duty of the President to advise Congress from time to time of the state of the Union and to make recommendations regarding needed legislation. The same Constitution makes it the duty of Congress, subject to the presidential veto, to take such action upon those recommendations as it deems best. President Harding has not only fulfilled the letter of our fundamental law creating separate branches of government, but he has fulfilled the spirit of the Constitution by promoting cooperation rather than engendering antagonisms. He has called Members of Congress into conference on frequent occasions in order to get their views before definitely shaping his own for submission in written form. The spirit of co-opera

tion between the legislative and executive branches of the Government was never better manifested than it is today. Unfortunately for newspaper writers peace and harmony do not make news. It takes conflict to win a place on the front page and in the headlines. The desire to get on the front page and the prominence of a top head accounts for the numerous reports in a small class of papers to represent antagonisms between the President and Congress which do not exist in fact.

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A S EN S ATI 0 N. There was much hectic excitement! Vhc street was lacked to the car tracks! The crowd noved slowly alone, pesticulatinfc! There wat much wild talk and men jostled one anothsrl Each wanted to cet a better view of the sensation of the hour! Somebody spoke of sending for the police reserves! Those who poured in fr-m side streets and joined the crowd didn't know what it was all about! Business places were emptied of customers! Business men closed their stores and followed the rush! Traffic officers were overwhelmed! And automobiles were diverted to other streets! One man went up into a tall building and lookec". down to see what th- excitement was ail about! He hurried down ai oi't of breath and announced to the anxious crod below that this was the greatest sensation the town had seen io years! The excitement wa3 a!3 caused by a woman! SLe was wearing a long skirt that reached the ground!!!! "Dry agents not fighters," savs La Guardia. If they would drink some of this bootleg stuff they could lick their weight in wildcats. 1 never have met a perfect man, and if I ever do meet one I wil) not care to associate with him.

OFFICIAL YELL OF WEEPING WILLOW COLLEGE. "Down with happiness, Down with joy. Hooray for stupidity, Atta boy!" , Actress dashed back into burning hotel to rescue her pet pig. Actresses are not always so careful of their husbands. The flappers find tha. knickerbockers are great for getting np stares. e

High court to scan skirts in Kansas. It will have to be a high

ese days.

m w w ONE POIFECT GENT. Dear Roy This actually happened in a drug store the other evening: Roughneck telephoning U lady friend, transmitting bawling out in la. guage 100 per cent out of order in sea captain's voice. Dapper grayhaired gentleman steps up and calls him down, as follow: "Waddye mean yellin like that, an' cursin' an' swearin' in front o' these ladies? If 1 owned this place I'd throw yuh tuh hell out." With which he nodded to each of the ladies and left before the roughneck finished his conversation. Valo.- and discretion are not dead. Lester Lamb.

straight.

keep

his

economics

Higfc at tht

The United States printing bureau evidently thought It was not only a bureau but a whole bedroom suite.

Everybody seems to be getting this highbrow stuff lately.

street car the other day j, heard one young lady sty

article written oy cainnpron cooin. un, ves. the guy that wrote 'Penrod.'"

In a

"I just read an

said the other. "He's

"TEXAS DAY" IN CONGRESS. "Texas Day," which was celebrated again last week by the Texas delegation in Congress,

Women may not hold certain municipal is getting to be an event much looked forward

offices. Maryland's sins have been found out, and that fair state may now expect stirring times until the constitution, laws, or whatever it is that is trampling woman in the dust, has been amended. The women are on Maryland's trail, and when the women go after something they don't know enough to stop until they get it.

IMAGINARY CONFLICTS. Judging by the headlines so often appearing in the sensational press one might readily reach the conclusion that there is constant conflict between the President and Congress. Every slight difference of opinon, or prospect of difference of opinion is magnified into a bitter controversy, probably not through any premeditated intention to misrepresent but through the desire of a newspaper writer to produce an article that will appeal to the reader and make an apparent "beat" to rus credit in competition with his nearest rival. As each one of the supposed bitter contests passes away with no manifestation of hard feelings onN either side, the reading public learns to discount every report of that character. For the benefit of those who

to by the House as its chief form of recreattion. "Texas Day," of course, means that the Texas delegation in the House was again engaged in denouncing Thomas L. Blanton, a Texas member whose biography in the congressional rirectory, furnished by himself, is a glowing account of statesmanship.

After one Texan had told the House that the limitation of parliamentary restrictions was all that prevented him from saying "Blanton is a disgrace to the House and ought to be kicked out," and Blanton warned him not to dare call him a liar, another Texan reminded the odious one that "Blanton, you know you're a liar." Which started the fireworks. Blanton's censure several months ago by unanimous vote of the House for having obscene matter inserted in tha Congressional Record peeved him very much at the other members of the Texas delegation who, he felt, should have stood by him. When Blanton got back home recently he accused the other Texan3, in a speech, of having obtained whiskey flasks and other "petty graft" on their stationary allowances. What the country would like to know whether the flasks were full or empty.

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announcem:

On May 1st The Illinois Central Will Open a New Freight and Passenger Office 2946 E. 92d St., at Commercial Ave. SOUTH CHICAGO Telephone South Chicago 6720 Freight and passenger rates, bills of lading, sleeping car reservations, complete shipping and travel information may be had quickly and courteously close to home or business. Tickets may be purchased reading either from South Chicago or Chicago to destination. Passenger and Freight Representatives will serve the entire South Chicago-Calumet-Gary District, including East Chicago, Hammond, Hegewisch, Indiana Harbor and Whiting.

AXOTHER peculiarity of ni'MAS nature is that It CA" be as warm as toast in A new Ford but suffer Intensely FROM the cold in an rXTIEATED street car. WHENEVER the weather bureau AXXOIXCES high winds we are St'HE to have made arrangements TO carry out 40 tons more or less OF coal ashes. .-. THE many persons who pray only AS a last resort have the AUBACITV to expect results. EVERY rule has its EXCEPTIONS we suppose but

Otn experience as an intelligent SMALL investor is that the TIME to abadon hope is when THE refinancing plan IS submitted to the stockhalders, A lot of mistakes are MADE In the name of psvchnlotry.

OPPORTUNITY knocks but once

BUT that ence not ON the pool room door.

ANOTHER rather diverting: pur

suit IF one has time is to set

HOLD of a kind-hearted but

strictly

ORTHODOX Presbyterian minis

ter

AND try to pin him down ON whether he really (believes IN infant damnation. BRYAN says he is covered with CALLOUSES made by defeats making THE opinion that he has an unusually THICK hide unanimous. WONDER has become of the o.f man WHO had to hunt for the beeropener EVERY night when he got home? THE idea of some of our GREAT reformers seem to be! WHY be happy WHEN you Just as well BE miserable. ONE difficulty expehlenced by A conscientious editor IN these trying times Is encountered IN the effort to please the FARMERS in every way and

PARENTS OF INDIAN GUIDE TESTIFY FOR MRS. STILLMAN IN DIVORCE CASE

ILLINOIS

CENTRAL

C. E. DRESSLER, Passenger and Ticket Agent.

W. L. CONNER Y, Assistant Commercial Agent.

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Mr. and Mrs. Louis Beauvais. Mr. and Mrs. Louis Beauvais, parents of Fred Beauvais, Indian prnide named as co-respondent in James A. Stillman's divorce suit, testified in behalf of Mrs. Stillman at the hearing in Montreal.

40 nations are listed at Genoa BUT about 38 of them are listed: AMONG those present.

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YEARS AGO TODAY

Four coffins, score of auto tires, boxes of merchandise and some life buyos have been washed ashore on Xake Michigan tbetween Robertdale and Gary. 8hey are believed to be from the steamer "Flora M. Hill" which sank at Chicago last week.

John G. Shedd of Chicago was In Hammond today and discussed plans for a race track track and auto speedway which he may build at Poby. He favors a mile turf track for horses Inside a two mile brick track for autos.

The Girbaon Hump team defeated the General Office team 20 to 0.

its first shoot for this season at held Its first shoot for this season at Sharp Shotters Park. Cowglll won rlret prize.

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Miss "Virginia Brook won a place on the board of education of the south district of West Hammond in the election yesterday. J. J. BrehTti was winner in the north district.

The Erie is planning to move Its yards and cold storage from Hammond to land purchased recently north of Crown Point.

Six persons were Injured and thousands of dollars In property damage was caused by a cyclone which struck Lowell and the south part of the county yesterday.

The Hammond-East Chicago baseball game was interrupted by rain In the fourth inning yesterday when the score stood 3 to 0 in favor of Hammond.

The Lewis Rink at East Chicago has been purchased by the East Chicago Transfer Co., which will use it for a garage.

X In what city was the first monument erected to George Washington? 2 Where are the Mesabe Mountains? 3 What city tn this country has the largest Negro population? i How far above the sea level Is the highest point in Florida? 6 'How many concerns in Canada make motor cars 6 "What was tha name of the first Chinese emperor and when did he reign 7 In what country did "glee clubs" originate? 8 Has the number of deaths from drinking increased since prohibition became effective? 9 How much money does the United States government award each man upon leaving the penitentiary? 10 What is a madrigal? ANSWERS TO SATURDAY'S QUESTIONS

1 Which birds have the most J

dark meat on their bodies? Ans.

Those which, have well-developed rowers of flight. 2 Are electric headlights compulsory on locomotives? Ans. Such an order has been in effect since 1917. S Who was president of the senate during Johnson's administration? Ans. Senator Daniel Clark of New Hampshire. 4 Which is Shakespeare's shortest play Ana. Macbeth. 5 What are Very lights? Ans. Lights used to signal between airplanes when a code is pre-arranged?

6 What Is the color of an army officer's hat cord? Ans. .Chief officers of divisions wtar gold hatcords. All other officers wear gold and black hat cords. 7 How many adults have perfect sigh-t? Ans. One out every ten over 21 years of age? 8 How long does It require to hatch piegeon's eggs? Ans. Seventeen days. 9 How long will champagne keep? Ans. If stored properly It will keep 15 or 20 years. 10 In what lalnguage must all patents be applied for in this country? Ans. The English language.

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City to Grow Number 3 in a series of statements by the Illinois Bell Telephone Company Telephone service helps a community to grow to spread out and occupy the surrounding undeveloped territory. Almost literally, telephone wires. bring outlying properties right downtown. Telephone service is the city's "partner." It is a tremendous factor in the development of outlying territory, for even' though the new territory be somewhat removed, communication with any home or place of business in Hammond is instant!

No matter where you choose to live, you EXPECT to be able to obtain telephone service. And you are rarely disappointed. Had you ever realized that? This is true because the IllinoisBellTclephoneCompany's officials are working hard at their job of partnership with the people of Hammond. We aim to meet not only the present needs of the well-populated areas, but are constantly looking years ahead making a business of knowing what areas will develop next and

moving in with equipment AHEAD of the people, so that we may be ready to give service when THEY come. Here is an unusual responsibility and one which we are endeavoring to meet in an adequate way. Telephone service promotes both community growth and solidarity. It transmits hundreds of thousands of messages daily messages involving every detail of human activity and endeavor, many times burdened with the gravest matters of life and countless cases wholly dependent upon the prompt communication afforded only by the telephone.

The telephone " Brings people together" without their going! It is more than a convenience. It is a necessity. It is a part of the life of any community. Without it any community would not only cease growing, but would travel backward 20 years! Habits of living would change. The business and social structure would change. The Telephone Company has today in Hammond property valued at nearly a million and a half dollars to so equip itself as to meet its duty to the people of this community. Have you ever figured what telephone service is actually worth to you or have you ever wondered how such a service could possibly be furnished at the price you are paying?

Illinois Bell Telephone Co.