Hammond Times, Volume 15, Number 335, Hammond, Lake County, 10 April 1922 — Page 4

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THE TtttES Mondar, April 10, 1922.

The Times Newspapers BV THE LAhLE COCTTTT PETG A FTTB'1G CO. The La.ke County Times DeJly except Saturday and Sunday. Entered at the postoffice ia Hammond, June 21 l&a. The Times East Chicaro Indiana Harbor, daily except Sunday. Entered at the pcstoftice In fcast Chicago, November IS." 1913. The LaVe County Times Saturday and Weekly Lditlon.. Entered at the postoffico In Hammond, February 4, 1915. The Gary Evening Times Dally except Sunday. Entered at the poitoffice in Gary. April 18. 1912. All under the act of March 3. 1879. as secondclass matter.

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tional readjustments" is for stiff and stark isolation, and is not for peace. As a matter of fact, there js not a man of sane mind in the United States who is for stiff and stark isolation, nor a man of sane mind who is not for peace. Mr.

Gibbs is trying to set up straw men in order to

make a demonstration in knocking them down, but he is doing it so clumsily that he makes himself a pitiable spectacle.

MARY PICKFORD IN NEW POSES? YES, BUT ONE DOESN'T HAPPEN TO BE SHE

1 If j-ou hve any trouble gettlag THE TIMES make complaint Immediately o the Circulation De-

NOTICE TO SUBSCRIBERS: If you fail to receive your copy of THE TIMES as - promptly as you have In the past, please do not thin it . it has been lest or was not sent on time. THE TIMES has increased its mailing equipment and Is strrvln earnestly to reach its patrons on time. Be prompt In advising when you do not get your paper and we - will act promptly. GIBBS' MONOCLE FOGGED. Sir Philip Gibbs, a British journalist, says - in New York he was told the people of the Middle West favor a policy of isolation for t'le L United States, but while on a lecture tour of that T section of the country he found the information was not correct. Since it would hardly be polite i to tell Mr. Gibbs that it is doubtful whether any ' one ever told him any such a thing, let us pass that phase of the matter by remarking that he would do better to associate with a class of peo--pie from whom he will not get such absurdly ridiculous statements. It is safe to say that no - person worth listening to ever told him any such thing. No one of standing ever proposed for

: the United States a policy of isolation, although some 11,000,000 Americans did vote, at the election of 1920, for a polciy of independence. In the same article in which the British exponent of the British point of view sets forth the information given above, he 'says that he finds a general expression of disappointment because there is no likelihood of America being represented at the Genoa conference, and then he takes a crack at the United States senate for "refusing to plunge right into the problem of international readjustments." Just what P.. Gibbs means of "international readjustments" may be doubtful, but if he mans cancellation of debts due the United States he may rest assured that the senate will continue to refuse to "plunge right in." However much disappointment Mr. Gibbs may be able to find because of hesitancy in going nto the Genoa conference, the election returns will not record the defeat of any senator because" he looks twice before plunging in. Over in England, Mr. Gibbs is evidently considered a clever writer and propagandist, but

here in America he will get credit for being too raw in his style of "dope" to have any hope of putting it over. For example, he says that "it seems certain to me that there is no 'majority for a policy of stiff stark islation. I am utterly ' convinced that the average American mind is set in the direction of peace." In both respects, Mr. Gibbs is stating an absolute truth, but the purpose of his stating a truth so manifest will defeat its desired end. The evident intention of the British writer is to leave the impression in the minds of his readers that there are two classes of people in the United States one, a minority, for stiff and stark isolation, and the other a majority, for peace, the inference being that anyone who does not "plunge right into the problem of interna-

TEMPORARY WHISKERS. An alarmist who sees in the "whiskers craze" which has struck the city of Sacramento, CaL, the beginning, or rather the revival of a tonsorial fashion whirh may sweep the country, fails to realize that the disturbance is of a purely local character. Its cause is the coming celebration of the gold rush of "49 which has led to the offering of a $49 prize for the best beard or the most luxuriant gowth of whiskers. The mayor, councilmen and chief citizens

of Sacramento are temporarily following the fashion set by the forty-niners, but there would seem to be no occasion for defensive measure on the part of the barbers' unions . The invariable law of compensation is at work. The men o: Sacramento are not getting shaved, these days, it is true, but they are flocking to the barbers for daily whisker treatments, realizing that it v necessary to train up a beard in the way that r should go. Some p?,.rons are investing in Mar eel waves, others in permanent curls or eve: having their beards bobbed in imitation oi feminine styles in coiffures. At a dollar a treat ment, as compared with the Sacramento rate of 15 cents for a shave, the barbers are heartily in favor of the new order of things. Great wars have frequently boomed the cultivation of facial foliage. This was true of the

Crimean and of our own Civil War. There was a reason why the latest and greatest of wars did not have t'njs effect. A safety razor was a part of every soldier's equipment. The daily shave was a feature of his routine, except in unusual circumstances. In that other wars the soldiers had no time to shave with the old-fash-they had formed the habit of wearing whiskers, ioned razor. When thsy returned to civilian life There is little reason for thinking that the example of -Sacramento's celebrators will be widely followed. The fashion of the smooth face is too firmly established.

"FARMER BOY" POET ARRIVES. Julia A. Moore was the "sweet singer of Michigan." William Price is the "farmer boy" poet of New York in the daytime and night clerk at the Hotel Algonquin nights. .., - i Like the redoubtable Art Moss, William Price has never taken a i ; v;. Mtm anA makes it 11 nri out of his own head. He is be

lieved to be the only poet in the world who has succeeded in rhyming j th worH "lat.r" with "nature." "theater" and "undertaker, all in the ,

same poem. This feat is performed in the following poem, entitled, 'Good-bye, I'll See You Later." Of all the many sayings you hear throughout the year There's one particular greeting that you will often hear. Tis used alike by young and old, and folks of every nature, This frequent salutation, "Good-bye, I'll see you later." Y'ou hear it on and off the street. You hear it near and far, On crowded thoroughfare's, the rumbling trolley car, Around clubroom and race course, hotel or theater. n These parting words are ever thus, "Good-bye, I'll see you later. Please pardon rude expression, but this I do declare Will be our last fond greeting when we climb the golden stair. Free from this world of sinning and with the undertaker It's one best bet vou'U hear us say, "Good-bye, I'll see you later.

Another lively dead one. Headline in New York paper says: 'Wife Tells How Dead Man Once Shot Her." Woman bandit robe chauffeur of taxicab and got $11. The chauffeur had only that small amount because he had made only one trip. As for us, we get our weather quick enough without grabbing it by Tireless. m YES, AND I KNOW A COUPLE MORE JUST LIKE HER. Dear Roy Did vou ever hear of the girl named Belle Hoppe? They call her dumbbell for short. Well, sir, she thinks the "Loves of Pharaoh" is a gambling game, Trotzky is a throat lozenge, Earl Carroll is a brother of Easter Carol, Lily Cup is a movie queen, Ehhu Root is ar old-fashioned cough medicine, Lloyd George and By George are twins, Cabot Lodge is a secret society, Burns Mantle is used on a gas jet, and that colored Easter eggs are grown on egg plants and always gets radio mixed with radium. Verily, she gets the frost-bitten mothball. Bill Netch. Vincent Astor will travel in an aerial limousine, which probably is one of the penalties of being rich. - The Palm Beach people are getting back to town just in time for the winter weather. GUESS BERNARD SHAW IS RIGHT. Local wa -t ad. WATCHMAN, night, and caretaker of boys, age 40 to oO; references reauired. New York Institution for the Deaf. Frank. 1 We' seem to be having a hard time taking the onus out of tho bonus.

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Weather for Week INTERNATIONAL NEWS SERVICE1 WASHINGTON. April 10. m Weather Bureau issued the foiiowingr forecast for the week: Region of Great Ukes sho-wera and warmer weather at becinninc of week, fair and cooler after Monday until Friday or Saturday when weather will become warmer with showers.

Candidates Announce POK JCDGK To the Qualified, Voiera of Laka County: 1 ds;re to announce to th qualified voters of Lake County taat I will be a candidate on the Republican T.cket to succeed myaelf for the oftite of Judge of the lakl Superior Court Room No. 1, at tna 1-rimary Election to be held on Una tid day ot ilay, a. D. 192a. VIRGIL S. KE1TER.

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' Mary Pickford. left, and her understudy and double, Louise DuPre, right.

How many screen fans can tell Mary Pickford from her double? Not very many. Louise DuPre is now about to star in her own right in her first photoplay. She was an understudy for Miss Pickford ia "Pollyanna," the first motion picture understudy on record. , ..

lo the Qualified Voiera of Lake County: 1 desire to announce to the qualliitd voters of Lake County that I will be a candidate on the Republican Ticket, to kucceed myself, for 'he office of Judge of the Lake Superior Court. Koom No. 2, at the I rimary Election to be Held os tie ir;d dy of Alav. 1922. MACK1CE E. C KITES.

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AN EX-SENATOR who failed to get a divorce in the United States obtained one easily in Bulgaria. The judge there held they had gotten so far apart there was no hope of a reconciliation.

ANY TIME the Turks want to acquire some additional territory, it is believed they can get it by killing another million or two of Christians and applying to the League of Nations.

DEMOCRATIC VERSATILITY is a remarkable thing. Unable to defeat naval reduction through treaty agreement. Democratic senators now claim credit for originiating the plan.

SOMEONE HAS figured that there is enough coal in the earth to last 6,000 years. At the present rate of mining, however, it may last

6,000,000.

SAVING NOW may make slaving later in

life unnecessary.

THE MAN who is full of ideas usually has

few of any commercial value.

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YEARS AGO TODAY

Fete Dopi, who was sent up from Lake county for arson is 'once more walking the streets of Indiana Harbor. Me was pardoned by Gov. Marshall.

George Hudacko's building at Ueodor and 135l.h sts., Indiana Harbor was destroyed by fire yesterday. The loss is estimated at J15.000.

George Senchak, a sopaomore in the Whiting high school was thrown from his

father's milk wagon away yesterday. He the horse and was the face by a hoof.

in a runfell under struck in

During the high .Vlnd Saturday night a Grand Trunk brakeman was blown from the top cf a coboose near Griffith. He was seriously injured and was taken to the hospital at Valparaiso.

R.EASOS but bacause the REFORM element can ba so much MORE disagreeable than the pow

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Eat I, if it thinks we are- not EXACTLY shoulder to shouldv

with It.

EVEN after a girl has found A husband says a pessimistic FRIEND she seldom KNOWS where to look for him. ANOTHER great sex Injustice IS the way a woman will rROVIDE something good to eat AND then look at her husband

WITH the utmost severity IK he should, unconsciously smack HIS lips more or less audibly AS he cats It. SOME individuals are so constituted THAT If no one else APPEAIIED to pul! their leg THEY would probably make. A good Job of It themselves. LOOKING over ths coming gardening SEASON there gives promise of BEING Just as many If not more BACKACHES than ever , to aay nothing OF an extraordinary promise of RVSTS, smuts galls, spots wilts, mildews DIE-BACKS, rots, slimes, molds. PITS, stripes and scalds. Ol'R good and noble friend, the PRESIDENT of these V. S.. has

BY this time reached the stage WHERE he haa found out it IS utterly Impossible to please

everybody.

A newspaper doctor declares THAT by taking 29 long breathe ONE can warm his feet THIS may be a way to solve the NO-coai shortage rrvided A fellow could ever get his wife STARTED taking long breaths on A cold niht in bed when his BACK is so much more convenient AND near at hand. SINCE Doc Cook insists on having A congressional medal for discovering HE North Pole why not award him one

TO match the pole he discovered?!

A stock company In a Crown Point PAPER advertises "a play with o plot. AND heartaches." That's why people GET disgusted wi.h shows, h. wants TO see a heart ache?

Marshal Joseph Young of Crown Point was called out Saturday evening to look for a horse and buggy "which had been stolen from the hitch rack arcund the public square. He found the r:g in the possession of two Crown Point girls who tald they had taken for a little joy ride. They apologized and were turned loose.

Four men were badly burned and half a dozen families were driven from their homes early Sunday morning when fire destroyed three buildings at Fourth avenue and iBorman iblvd.. in Tolleston.

The three-year-old son of Mr. and Mrs. Charles Solomon near Shelby slipped from the dyke into the Brown ditch and drowned.

Excavating started today on the new business block which Is to be erected by Kaufman & Wolf at the corner of Sibley and Hohman sts., in Hammond.

The Hammond Musical College opened today in the Rimr bach building over the Lion Store.

HOW MUCH

DO YOU KNOW

1 What is meant by the "distaff side'' of a family? ; Where is the largest peat bog

in the L'nited States? 3 what is the value of a. red diamond per carat? 4 what is the tonnage of the steamship Leviathan? 5 what is water glass? 6 What is the pop-ulation of Petrograd today? 7 What was the population of Peirograd in 1913? Who was the first man in the Bible to get drunk on homemade wine? 9 When a horse lies down which end of its bofly does it lower first? 10 What rfver in, Europe Is considered the largest? ANSWER TO SATURDAY'S Ql ESTIONS 1 Where is the Oder river located? Ans. In Germany. It empties into the Baltic sea. ; What is trigonometry? Ans. It is the science of trUjiglea. 3 Into what famous sea does the river Jordon empty? Ans. The Dead Sea. 4 In what war did the United States gain Guam? Ans. The Spanish War. 5 what are the various color gradings for cigars? Ans. Claro, very light brown: Colorado Claro,

) light brown; Colorado. medium

brown; Colorado Madjro, dar brown; Maduro, very dark brown. 6 What is Civil Death? Ans. The losing of ci.il rights ibecause of imprisonment. 7 Who is considered the great

est master of checker playing?

Ans. Jamc3 Wyllie of Scotland. g What w-as the first name of Bailey, the partner of Barmim? Ans. George Eailey was his name. S At what place is it possible to go under Xiagra Falls? Ans. At Vr.f Cave of the Wihds. 10 What is the line of a vessel ca'.led which limits the loading? Ans. Plimsolline.

To the Qualified Voters

county: I desire to announce to th quallned voters of Lake County that I will be a candidate on the Republican MiCKei, to succeed myelf. for the office of Judge of tha Lake Superior Court, Koom 3, at Primary Election to be held on th 2nd day of May. A. D. ISi:. CHARLES E. GREEJJft'AXD. FOR CLERK.

io tne taitor: Please announce to the Vetera f Lake County that I will be a caaaidate for the office of Cltsrk of taa Lake Circuit Court on the Republican Ticket, subject to prltnartea, Way -nd. CHARLES R. DTEB.

FOR TRE AS VRJEBt To the Editor: Please announce to the, Voter of Lake County that I will be a candidate for County Treasurer on the Republican Ticket, subject to tie result of the Primaries May 3nL OTTO G. FIFJXLJj, FOR COMMISSIONER To the Editors: Please announce to the Votre of Lake County that I trill be a candidate for County Commissioner, second district, on the Republican Ticket, to succeed myself, subject to the result of the Primaries May 2nd. JOHN H. CLAUSES. To the Editor: I wish to annoor.ee to the Voters of Lake County that I will be a eaadate for the office of County Commissioner, second district, on the Republican Ticket, subject to the result of the Primaries May and. AUGUST Is' UN" FELDT, FOR ASSESSOR To the Editor: I wish to announce to ths voters of Lake County that will be a candidate for the office of County Assessor. Republican Primaries. Mar Ind. 1922. Is ask the support of the "Women Voters as well as the men. WILLIAM E. BLACK, Crown Point. Indiaia. To Editor Times: Please announce to the Voters of Lake County that I will be a candidate for the office of County Assessor an the Reublican Ticket, subject to the primaries, Mav 2nd. he'rmax meeteb.

One-fourth of the animals eaugfby steel traps are worthless. Fif teen per cent escape by chewing o. a leg. Many are eaten by oth animals and all suffer lingering torture. The American Humane Society offers prizes aggregating $300 for the best essays asquainting the pvbli-c with this cruelty and snowing how it may be remidied. Scientific American.

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FOR COROAER. To The Editor: Please announce to the vetere mt Lake County that I -will be a candidate on the Republican ticket t succeed myself for the office of Coroner at the primary election to b held on the 2nd dav of May, To The Editor: Please announce to th

Lake County that I am a candidate tor the office of Coroner on the Republican ticket, subject to the primaries. May 2nd. DR..' MICHAEL E. RAFACZ. 4;5 Wb.itinr, Indian FOR TOWNSHIP ASSESSOR To the Editor: Please announce to the Voter of Lake County that 1 am a candidate for t heofHce of Assessor for North Township on the Republican Ticttetsubject to Primaries Mav 2nd. -BERT E. ESCHLER. To The Editor: I wish to announce to the voters of North Township, that I am a candidate for re-nomination for the office of Assessor of North Tots ship, subject to the Republican primaries, May 2nd. JAMZ3 CLEMKXT3 FOR ASSESSOR ORTHTWP. To Ehe Editor: Please announce to the votere of Lake county that I will be a candidate on the Republican ticket rer the office of Assessor of North Town ship, subject to the primaries, Ma.y 2nd. 4:10 CLEMENS RUTKO'-VSI:!

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FOR COUNTY SCRVETOa To the Editor: I wish to announce that I win fe a candidate, to succeed myself, for the office of County Surveyor on the Republican Ticket, subject to the Primaries Mav .11V. Ra If SEELY, To Th Editor: I desire to announce to the voter of Lake County that I win be a candidate for the nomination on the Republican ticket for the office ef County Surveyor at the primaries. May nd, 132. " rie. C. KELLER "WALLACE. FOR TOWNSHIP TRISTEE. To The Editor: Please announce to the voters ef North Tovn:-hip that I will be a candidate tor the office of Trustee of .North Tcwnship. on the Republican Ticket, subject to primaries May 2nd 3-0 ERICK LU.NrJ

Pease announce to the voters of Lake county that I will be a candidate for the office of Trustee of North Township, on the Republican ticket, subject to the primaries, May L'nd. 19:2. J::s JACOB A. SHURMAX.

To The Editor: Please announce to voters of Lake County that I will be a candidate for the Office of Trustee, Calumet Township, on the Republican Ticket, subject to the Primaries, May 2nd .19?J. 3:2 4 TETER JAXTSEJ. To The Editor:

FOR TOWNSHIP J. P. To The Editor: I desire to announce to the qualified voters of Lake county that I will be a candidate on the Republican ticket to succeed myself for the Office of Justice of the Peace, North Township, at the Primary election to be held on the 2nd day of May. 1322. 3:2 3 Tt. A. JORDAN

To The Editor: Please announce to the voters rf l-ake County that I am a candidate or re-election of Justice of the F$"ee or North Township, on the Republian ticket, subject to the primaries. :.27 GEO. K. REILAND lay 2nd. 1322.

FOR COMMISSIONER THIRD DISTRICT lo the Editor: Please announce to the voters of Lake county that I will he a candidate for the office of Commissioner, ihird District, to succeed myselr, subject to the primaries. Mav 2n -I: JAMES FLACK