Hammond Times, Volume 15, Number 211, Hammond, Lake County, 28 February 1922 — Page 4

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THE TIMES.

The Times Newspapers UV !rii,lAUB -L.NV fKlAllAi. fti)Unl.b CO. An Lak County Tlm wuy ezct.pi Baturaay and liot Entered at th poatotnce to Hammond. Jun SX, 'lut Times Et Chicago-Indiana Harbor, dally axtfepv eunday. Entered at Iho poatoifice la bast Cnicatfo. Komber 18. 1918. The Lake County Times Saturday and Waekly Edition. lL&tti-ed at Una poatoffice la Hammond. February , 1918. The Gary Evening Tlmea Dally except fcuaday. Entered at the poatofflco In Gary. April IK. IslS. All under the act ut March 3, 1S7, aa second-class matter. FOREIGN ADVERTISING REPRESENTATION; G. LOOA.N" PAYNE & CO. CHICAGO Gary Office t Telephone 137 Isassau & Thompson, East Chicago ,. . .Tclepnono 931 Ea.at Chicago. (The Tlmea) Telephone 23 nil tana liarbor( News Dealer) ........ .Telephone 1US-J Whiting (Uepotter) '. Telephone su-M Whiting (News Dealer and Clasa Adv.) . .Telephone 13$W It ou have any trouble getting THE TIMES make complaint Immediately to the Circulation Department. himmund priate exchange) Sloo, 3101. 3103 (Call for whatever department wanted.) NOTICE TO SUBSCRIBERS: If you fail to receive your copy of THE TIMES at promptly as you have in the uast, please do npt think It has Loen lost or was not sent on time. THE TIMES has increased its mailing equipment and is striving earnestly to reach Its j.&trona on time. Be prompt in advising us whn you do not gee your paper and we will act promptly

wages than any corporation, not excepting the plants the Post-Tribune now desires to locate. II some people bad their eay the steel corporation would have no voice whatever In the government of Gary. Its wishes would In nowise be respected. The directors and officers of the United States Steel corporation are human. If they are led to believe through the Post-Tribune from time to time that the people do not appreciate the things the company lias dona for Gary they will cease to do them. Some time ago something came up for the betterment of Gary. One of the high officials of thd corporation said that it ought to be done, but that if the company did it the people might be auspicious. Wonder where the steel company got that impression? Could it have been that he had been reading the Post-Tribune? MUHAL A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.

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A BIRD IN HAND. Traveling in Jhia country more than fifty years Tgo, Charles Dickens said that our newspapers would eventually destroy the government. This indictment Is tar-fetched, but there can be no denying that, newspapers have oi'ten incited the people by catering to their prejudices. The attack of the Gary Post-Tribuno upon the Gary park board for dismissing its suit to condemn tlity-flve acres of land on the lake front is an instance or catering to the prejudice of an element that would kill the goose that lays the golden egg. The Gary PostTribune Infers that the park board is laying down to permit the steel corporation to acquire the land. We venture to say without fear of contradiction, that if a soap factory or fertilizer plant wanted to locate at the lake front that the Post-Tribune .would tear heaven and earth to help them get the land. In. fact our esteemed contemporary is so excited about locating new industries that It would probably be willing to acate South Broadway to accomodate some promising concern. If the United States Steel corporation wants fiftytive acres of land abutting Lake avenue, why should anyone stand in Its awy? The Times doesn't know-

that the corporation wants the land, but accepting the '

Post-Tribune's guess we cannot see anything criminal Sn the affair. It is for the best interests of the future of Gary that the steel corporation have all the room it can use for expansion. The city was built by the steel corporation. The Times does not argue that every resident of the City of Gary should face north and bow to the ground three times upon arising. There is no reason why the population need worship the corporation. But it is bad business Judgment for the city to heckle and antagonizf the company. The people have a park and beach at the lake front and the corporation has endorsed the plan for a beautiful drive along the lake. If the company needs the idle acreage now in dispute what is Irregular about that? A little more gratitude and less suspicion woum be a wholesome thing. The United States Steel corporation has built at tremendous expense the finest industrial city In the world. It has given the city a model school system and wonderful parks and playgrounds. It has built Ideal homes for workmen. There are no disgraceful tenements and hotels in Gary from which the corporation collects outrageous rentals. The u buses common to the average Industrial town of America. And the corporation pays as good or better

JUSTIFIED CAUTION. The New York Times, besides being a democratic paper, wa; so unfailing a supporter of the policies of

Woodrow Wilson and exerted itself so strenuously on behalf of the league of nations that any concessions it makes to the ciedit of the Harding adminlstraticn ought to commend themselves to tho bard shelled democrats who are still maintaining that the league covenant was a beautiful thing and that the republican leaders at Washington are understudies of the devil. Among the hard shelled variety of democrats there is a great deal of criticism of the administration for its delay in announcing its intentiens with regard to the Genoa conference. That America will be officially represented there is by no means certain. Indeed, it is byno means certain that the conference will be held. It is notorious that France has been insisting on pledged from the other powers agreeing to restrictions of so binding character upon the scope and action of the gathering as to leave government circles in England and Italy convinced that so restricted a body might as well not take the trouble of meeting at all But whether the attempt of the French to abort the conference be persisted in or abandoned, our New York contemporary thinks it well to point out that far from being prejudicial to world welfare or obstructive to European rehabilitation, the American caution in regard to the conference is wholesome and deserving of commendation. The petty partisanship which abuses President Harding and his advisors for pproceeding so slowly in the matter is rebuked by the "Times," which says: "The true question is whether the embarrassed European vountries ought not to be told soon aa well as later that the United States cannot pull them out of their troubles. America has undeniably a great and vital interest in the economic rebuilding of Europe. But our resources are not limited. Our good will cannot take the place of self-help in Europe. And It la plain that things would only get worse if the idea were allowed to be held abroad that Uncle Sam will be the good angel for every nation in distress. And In reality the cautious attitude of the American government, its unwillingness to descend hurriedly upon Genoa as if it has in its possession the solution of all Europaen problems, 13 bound to have an Influence at once restraining and tonic In the European countries concerned. They will know that in order to secure from the United States they must first deserve It by energetically doing all they can to set their own house In order.

FIGHTING EVIDENTLY is one thing the Irish free state Isn't free frcm yet.

IF A MAN is high enough In the air there Is only one direction that presents any particular danger.

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TRAGEDY. I often dream there'll come & someday, dear, When w. wil' stroll the old familiar lanes. I'm sure that life still holds in store for me Your sweet caress as soft as April rains. And even though we are so far apart. 1 trust your plighted word you'll always keep, And, love, I'd nave returned long years ago If the darnel railroad fare was not so steep. J. Philip Stack. After months of study of "French at a I!ance," we resolved to try it out. There was' a large dowager seated in the comer of the ballroom. She was a regal lady to whom we had been introduced and we approached her, insect-like, with our insidious intent. What we meant to say wr "Madam, you are radiant this evening," and this is tl.j way we staggered into it: "Madame, aimez-vous les huitres?" "No, I do not like oysters," she replied, and the temperature fell to Medicine Hat standar !. We had opened the little vest pocket Look at the wrong page. MORE DUMMIES. I,. ,Pea,r ou tel of a dummy 'phone i -d a dummy radiator. Wall, there have been and a: j other dummies, too. Meaning clothirg amy, dummy director, dummy whist and dummy car. Gold tea has been sold as hootch. It is said some drug stores are rea'ly new-style saloons. Chicken soup is often chicken soup in name oniv. In the inter, spats cover a mu!it':de of low shoes. You've heard "c T dickies. Many a sight-seeing bus has an attractive female passenger until the trip is started. Windo d corations of cigaret boxes. Gambling rooms with cigar store fronts. War time camouflage. And not forgetting the cheeks" of the flapper. Bill Netch. Margot Asqiiith has written a long article telling American men just what she thinks of them. Being more or less gentlemanly, and having a just appreciation of the rule3 of hospitality, we will make no r-P'y. except that- xell, never mind that, either. , The high cost Jt vanning a desirable husband is all a myth, according to a document issued by the welfare commission. But the commission says nothing whatever about the high cost of winning a desirable wife. HAVING riTH. WE MUST BE THE ORIGINAL EGG. Headline in New York paper: "If You've Funny Ea.s jt Nose. It's Likely You're a Bit Stingy."

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LO."G as he prefers taking A cliance on pneumonia TO wearing- rubbers. AN expedition will epond 5 years IX Asia in searching for THE missing- link, we should THINK the chances pn-tty good RIGHT here at home. THE Wilson loundatlon fund IS little more than HALF subscribed but THEN the weather HAS been beastly coH. WE do not see how any man CAN watch the detr old ladies I.rilCIIING, caroming and wobbling IN and out of the chuck holes In THEIIl electrics without any more CHAINS en then a rabbit and NOT getting killed cr at least having THEIR hips broken and still NOT believe In a merciful incidence. WE do not know much but we do KNOW that after observing tho HABITS of er-me of them Jt is our Ht'MBLE opinion that some of the RISING generation WON'T rise very far. IN Japan all they do to get MARRIED Is to drink a bumper OF sake together and feminine mature BEING much the same the WORLD over when Japan adopt? an 1STH amendment and they

CAN'T get anything but homebrew WE suppose the bride will SFED the rest of hor life worrying: IX)U fear the ceremony wasn't legal. ot'R bright dream for the day IS sometime to be In p. position TO spend two weeks at the biggest NEW YORK hotel anr! come back and nut be OBI.1GEO to either borrow it DOLLAR or take a pill. THAT grayhaded c-11 iconoclast DR. HARVEY WILEY says, wc see THAT taking three ake of yeast A day doesn't do anybody a PARTICLE rf good but WE guess he forgets ALL about .Mr. Fleischman. IT must be very discouraging TO Senator LafoUette that SO few things In this world are right. IF the salary Babe Kuth IS demanding Is an Index HE expects this to be rather A proypt-rous year.

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t link cio inc in ci iiuuiut:i uia ii in the delective draft? & How far Is New York from San Francisco via the Panama Canal? 6 What is Vega? 7- -Where Is the Koosevelt dam? S What is tuberculin? 3 What is the total area of the earth? 10 What is a tundra?

capture. 8 How much brighter is the tun than the brightest spot of the electric arc? Ans. Four times. 9 Who keeps up the roads In the National forests? An3. Tho Federal government.

10 How Jong Is Lake Ans. Four hundred miles.

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.Why Reporters Wept. BOSTON. 1 he policemen and the reporters wept.' Even the Janitor at police headquarters yielded to tears. It was not the story of "Little Nell." Su

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ANSWERS TO YESTERDAY'S QUESTIONS 1 Is the population of Alaska in

creasing or decreasing? Ans, Decreasing.

2 What town In Africa was once tlaea ne must see the actual effects of captured by the V. S. navy? Answer. the tear as bombs lately adopted by Derns, Tripoli. the department. He hurled one into the 3 In hat state are the Everglades? rerm-tw room.

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Florida.

What Is the hardest meat to digest? Ans. Fat roast pork. 5 ilow many bushels of potatoes does it require to plant an acre? Ans. Seven. 6 In what direction are the Philippine Islands from Japan? Ans. South by southwest. 7 TT ... ,

, iung aoes it take to tame jan elephant? Ans. .Asiatic elephants

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1 Who made the I'.rst bricks manufactured in America" 2 How much oxg?n is there In the human body?

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singled out one of the men in th cashier's cage, questioning him in detail about his work, etc. "I have been here forty year," said the cashier's assistant, with conscious pride, "and in all that time I only made one slitrht nv.ataW." "Good." replied the president. "Let me congratulate you. But l.creaftcr l.e more careful." Three detectives were shadowing a Frenchmati who had pocketed some Kocda from a counter, and whom they suspected to belcng to a pang. After roundicp a comer they found he was no longer visible, but soon came to a restaurant with the ins'-ription, ''Ici on parle francais." "He'll be in here," said the first. "N'o." said the second, "if he thctttrht he was being followed be r'ould avoid go:n.r where he tho'tjrht we should expect." "Yes," .id the third, "but he would guea we should be smart enough to think of that, and would torn in after r.Il." So they went in and searched, but without success, for th Frenchman could not read, and therefore had not stopped. "Why did yon arrest this mm?" askod the lieutenant. "I heard a man say he : nw thi fellow strike an attitude." teplri tfie new cop, who was trying to make (rood. "Well." replied the lieutenant, "you will have to bring in the attitude or I vill have to let him u - - -

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