Hammond Times, Volume 15, Number 208, Hammond, Lake County, 24 February 1922 — Page 13

Friday, February 24. 1922

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5 R MOMENT

Have you a lavender sor.J,

Or a sky-blue pir.k sou!. Or ne that is carmine or cerise Or dapple-gray or heliotrope? H w an important question. Cr you n,U8t tone UP Your surroundings to -Match your soul. So says a prominent decorator. jr j-ou have a mauve scnl and you Live in a house with blue blinds iou are out of luck -.id not ?,ittinjr on all jvlinders Not in tune with the infinite. 1 yon have a violet soul

SPEAKING OF SOUL-TONKS.

And the hangings of your bet ara brown, You do not sleep well. Maybe you have no hanfeings us your bed. But maybe the brush and comb set) Is ivory or pale blue. The result is -..he same. Tone up your snirroundirtga. But you can't always do that. The other-night we walked home With a man who was canying A larpe, dull-red porterhouse steak And our soul was pren and Our codfish didn't taste right That evening.

j Went right away, and galloped towards

i the tape In good style. Swerving aiTots the ground to net a view ot the man foUoVlng- him, a nd. finding he had left I such a lot of daylight behind him, Hose . apparently got excited, and jumped j clean over the tine instead of carrying i It wiih him. Somclioly warned him of j his error, and h crawlni bark under J the tape, but l.efore he could straighten himself up Craijjr got there first. The .judges conferred, and decided that the j latter had won the rne according to j the rules, and disqualified Huso."

tripl-ts .Monday, dial today as the

result of a sudden dilation of the heart. The. hables, all of them girls, aro doing- tine. They were born by Causerian operation and each weighed about three and one-ha!f pounds. ilr. T'lowe was a former Peoria newspaper w.inun. She wan the wife of John Plow;, a prohibition enforcement ac-fnl.

SPANIARDS ARE PRACTICALLYY IMMIGRANT ALIENS riNTlRffATIONAL T.'EWS StBYlCe) WASHINGTON. Spaniards and those of Spanifh blood, like the Cubans, are practically arred as immigrant aliens to the United States under the 2 pe.r cent immigration law.

Spain's quota under this law, based on the 1910 census of Kpanirh alien population of the United States, Is 663 Immigrants a year. lmrinp the year preceding application of the. 3 per ce.nt law Spanish immigrant aliens admitted numbered 23.ffi$.

TRY A "TIMES WANT AD"

INFLUENZA I Aa a preventive, melt and lr " hale night and mominx y VapoRud Osa 17 Million Jan Uui Ytrt

A United States Tourt has just handed down an important rulm w the effect that a jewsharp is not a musical instrument. It sometimes takes a court a long time to find a thinp out. Now if we ..an only hav tfecisfon on tho ukelole our doubts will 'all be bet at rest. SEVEN AGES OF MAN. 1 Created. 2 Graduated. 2 Mateu. 4 Relegated. 5 Reno-vated. 6 ftemateti. 7 Creraattd. If you'd dodge the Spanish "flu" Do not sneeze and do not chew Any gum in public places. Then the microbes won't get you. If you wheeze the weird cadenza Of Castiiian influenza You may shake the grim affection, Uut the doctors can't tell whenza. GENTS, MEET MISS MOORE. Miss Doll Moore, an experienced manicurist of New 'York citv, has Uen charge of the manicurist service in the SwiUer barber "shop. You will ,'ird Mis Moore an expert in everv sense of the word. Albuquerque Herald.

of tvonien aro hard to ur-dereiand. Blondes and

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1'li.s" was nuccedod by other things , from the same pen j Tha traveler by-rail' phrase "to; rati ti a raill.-r" has: :i new mear.lng ktnae Henry Furd took to managing railways. Ieath and the 'onfldrnce m&n are i alike in that each loves a shining !

mark. Humorous contribution are paid for at a rate per smiK A fair exchange mav be no rohberv.

but the present valu-j of Eiiron.an

money in American coin make it seem po to tho people on the continent.

And a mining shark might have affinity for a shining mark when comes to sell his stock.

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EDWARD HANISH & COMPANY, Props.

Corner Harrison and Conkey Avenue

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Phone Hammond 3380.

Two kinds brunettes.

A news report says the ex-kaiser looks be worse. He might be old and broke.

oid and broken. It might

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:4.ARCELETTE. He -as sitting on a par' bench and he looked very shabby. Ther 's the atmosphere of failure about him. He had written a book on the "Psychology of Business and Finance," but he had never been able to xr?e and money. Marcel Steinbrugge. . Beauty doctor says keeping the fists clenched will drive away crinkles which usually gathei around the knuckle. Gosh! The wrraides Jack Dempsey must have around his knucklas by this time. i Syracuse reformer has Ftarted a movement to abolish tea and coffee, Ftrst thing we know, somebody will start a movement to abolish raformers, and then there will be a squealing, believd ux.

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Hamburger Steak, fresh ground. Of 2 pounds for fcwv Beef Stew, fresh cut, fir per pound Good Luck Oleomargarine, j Cp 2 pounds for Butter, finest pure creamery 40 P per pound

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Persfan Miled Toilet Soap, I Oc value, this sale OC 5c 6 for......

CiuD nouse rorK and Deans,

20c value, this sale

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One shopping bag free with $2.00 order.

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Peanut Butter, pound New Laid Eggs, guaranteed per dozen Matches, 6 large boxes for Tak-Hom-A-Biscuit 6 boxes for

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VOril Vtr was well und?r way. When the bell i " tiMS for the l?l lap he went to the

frort, but Tralg fpff 450 yard?) Muck j to h:m ur.lil the final bend into the traii.-ht. Then R"se. full f running,:

MEN AN OPPORTUNITY TO OBTAIN SHOES

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j pporient for a row of tomato cans. Of C'lurse, the dinner was- declared the loser. Read the following and weep: "There was a hubbub at the end of the three rr.lle run. A runner named Iose, whose name was not on the programme, started off the 200-yard mark.

aJ covered I no ground with a long j yttide. He ran ftpavy, however, land- j

n.gr on his peels every time, and did ?:jt impress much until the third mile

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You follow the crowd to find a good show. Follow the popular record fans and you'll find what you want at some Columbia store

POPULAR SONGS

April Showers from Bom bo Al Jolson Weep No Mor (My Mammy) Vernon Dalhart

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Wabash Blue Dolly Kay Cot to Have My Daddy Blue r Dolly Kay J

Which Hacal Al Herman You're Out o'Luck Al Hertrww

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A-333 75 c

Sone of Love from Bossomj X-3517

j jme xu win xaic I'll Forget You Edwin Dale I

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In My Heart, On My Mind, All Day LongFrank Crumit Civ Me My Mammy from Bombo Al Jolson My Mammy Know (How to Cheer and Comfort Mc Charles Hart and Elliott Shaw Saturday Nora Bayes You've Mad a Chicken of Your Mother (But You Can't Make a Goose ot Me) Nora Bayes

A -3530 75c

A-3S40 75c

A-3171 75c

CHILDREN'S RECORDS

Children'aSonga and Cimti Part I Prince's Orchestra Children's Song and Came Part II Prince's Orchestra Medley of Children's Songs Part I Columbia Stellar Quartet Madley of Children's Songs Part II

Columbia Stellar Quartet J

How Old Mr. Toad Happened to Dine With Buster Bear Thornton W. Burgess How Old Mr. Toad Won a Race Thornton W. Burgess Little Joe Otter's Slippery Slide Thornton W. Burgess Peter Rabbit Plays a Joke Thornton W. Burgess Children'a Toy March Prince's Orchestra Children's Symphony Prince's Orchestra Kiddies Christmas Frolic Part I Morning Columbia Orchestra Kiddie" Christmas Frolic Part II Evening Columbia Orchestra

March of the Gnomes 1 Columbia Orchestra i A-3105 Dance of the Chinese Do Us 75c Columbia Orchestra '

A-2133 75c

A-236 75c

A-7526 $1.25

A-7525

A-2996 75c

A-2800 75c

A-6193 $1.50

A-6087 $1.50

ORCHESTRAS Monastery Bells Key of F Sharp Major

CincinnattSymphonyOrchestrs i

Intermezzo Smfonico from CavaUeria Rustican

Gino Marinuzri and His

Symphony Orchestra J

Carmen: Two Spanish Dances 1 Chicego Svmphonv Orchestra I A-5S60 Sleepin Beauty Waltz $l.o0 Chicago Symphony Orchestra '

Prelude to "The Deluge"

French Symphony Orchestra

Le Kouet d Omphale

French Symphony Orchestra '

Coppelia Ballet No. II CincinnatiSymphonyOrchestra I . The Triumphal Entry of the i y'" Bojaren 51.50 CincinnatiSymphonyOrchestra I

Hungarian Dance No. 5 in G. Minor Philharmonic Orchestra of New York Hungarian Dance No. 6 in D i Major Philharmonic

Orchestra of New York J Mid-SummerNight'sDream l CincinnatiSymphonyOrchestra Naila Intermezzo CincinnatiSymphonyOrchestra

Hungarian March

. Philharmonic

Orchestra of New York I

Polonaise in A Major

Philharmonic Orchestra of New York '

A-2653 $1.00

A-6190 $1.50

A-17I $1.50

Ave Maria

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Hipolito Lazaro

Beautiful Isle of Somewhere Oscar Seagle Ten Thousand Times Ten Thousand Oscar Seagle

Brighten the Corner Where 1

You Are Homer A. RodeheaTer If Your Heart Keeps Right

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A-2487 $1.00

A-19S9 75c

Oh 1 Reign Massa JesusReign-t Fiske University Jubilee Singers A-2S01 Most Done Traveling 75c Fiske University J Jubilee Singers i Onward, Christian Soldiers Oscar Seagle and Columbia Stellar Quartet A-270 Stand Up For Jesus $1.00 Oscar Seagle and Columbia Stellar Quartet. When the Roll is Called UpT Yonder Earle F. Wilde I A-287J Softly and Tenderly 75c Earle F. Wilde 1

The Palms Louis Graveure

The Holy City

Louis Graveure

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