Hammond Times, Volume 15, Number 71, Hammond, Lake County, 13 September 1921 — Page 4

AGE FOUR

THE TIMES. Tuesday Rertnmber 13. 1921

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iailur to injclencu. Advances in tho science of guard- I jus health now effect rescues where formerly death I

. . . . . is i rs.i L tloil as certain. At no time did manhood j

COfcikAii. t-un' tluiv greater hardiness than In the World War. Tt Lakt County 'i'iuis ivui ! An nu iease in longevity is to be expected naturally.

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Unities, the people of the future may look back t ur age as .slow just as we do upon the period of 1 half a century back.

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It seems j.iv-':at:;v t'.ta: ; crown prince of Japan to 12 :::;. teg effect in makins iii:n V. has been thought gt-bd lurui !'; t .10 of Nippon. In former tim?s it was n.-t i-?rr Japanese citizen to so much as ,;a-'t the emperor, so sacred wa she t.-U' been no democracy in the ruling 1 it seems that the prince absorbed

while on his visit, and, saving fait iroir.g about ia the

crowd aid not contaminate n:s rca retLren oi K, a rune ! -'P.

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1 n the person of iaed. There has : ss 01" Jap.in, hut some new ideas

CARUSO'S SUCCESSOR. V!s-i(S is much speculation in musical circles in fill t'f print mi the choice of a successor to Caruso, i t:-t u:.Mon is a pleasant and harmless way for the ui.iut.t to exhibit their knowledge cf the current i.-.. t ut it doesn't mean anything. mik-i 1 1 i : 1 -c of the same sort of debate followed .t.-atti of Joseph Jefferson. Who ou!il take his . ' lu would play Kip and Hob Acres? We the .ir.i-wer ntiw; nobody plavs Rip and Hob

t-Aed lioiMniy has taken the place of Richard ' 1 ,i t!.--ts-ld AlthotiKh the mantle of O. Henry has fallen J half i .bv.cn writers of fiction, it did not so much i a.bn ;, eniiulf them.

It Is just as futile to seek another Caruso. There w.'is Hill oiit and he is gone. Perhaps some day a : will be similarly honored and admired, but he uU! r.i t be found as the result of a straw vote among the cognoscenti. He will be acclaimed first by the upper balconies, not by the diamond horseshoe and t he if;b commentators who embroider essays for them. AS SEEN THROUGH A MONOCLE. St. John Krvine. writing for the North American Ke lew his impressions cf America, (we wonder how

j he cot 'em ) observes: j "I wondered after, when I was In America why j I saw so many old or middle-aged husbands with glrlwives. People told me that the cost of living is so high i in America that young men cannot afford to marry i voting girls, but must either marry older and richer ' women or refrain from marriage until they are middle-

ner! nr.T.z women, to 1 was 101a. ruusi i..aiii iut;

.g and t;:ng ;cn of im :: i

he may decide to do likewise. At least far- peito be permitted to cheer their future ruler v.appears on the streets insuad of rur.uhig and

as once was trie rule. Possibly the

in Europe has net been, lost eu the. M;v.

house. Other kings once thought that they ru'cd by (iivioe right and that they could Tio 1:0 wro-cg, but the rough manner which their subjects adopted to convince them of the error of their beliefs may have been tcld in the orient and have included a warning to avoid lik? consequences.

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The "sons of heaven" may have obr-erved also that those annoiated rulers who were the least exclusive and assumed the least held the ti-.'htet hold on their jobs. At any rate, it is clear that fie crown prince learned something on his trip abroad and that it will be in evidence in more democratic bearing at home ;

elderly and the bald, the slack and flabby, because other wise, they cannot hope fcr a good time until they are no longer of an age to enjoy it. Somebody certainly has been "kidding" St. John;

royal : or, in the classic language of the North of England,

which r.o doubt he will better understand, somebody has been "pulling his leg." Had St. John but consulted a tew marriage license records at any of our county courthouses, perhaps he would not have been prompted to write such a commendable article on America's marriagable ycung men and

Rut of course a distinguished foreign traveler orn to occupy his time consulting statistics.

It is much n:o:e enjoyable to use one's imagination or to accept at face value the first fool idea ventured by

otherwise the Imperial ukase

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to look en and cheer him would cot. have been issued.

FAST AGE ; 31 ORE YEARS. Reflecting on the fastness with which time flies, r.nd particularly on the sunset slope of life, there has been plenty of comfort in the last few years in the reports of new marks in longevity. Centenarians have become comparatively common and men of r.O are spoken of as young. Now comes an officer of theAmerican Insurance Union with the statement that the span of human life has been lengthened four years in the last quarter century, and That within another generation "the allotted threescore years and ten will be a thing of the past." And this in spite of the extra hazards which have come with twentieth century progress! There need be no surprise !n It. The fastness principally Is in machinery; Instead of suffering frori the wear and tear of ir, humanity, -i!!!i;g in the parlor cars or floating palaces setting n-".- speed mark?, tend-?

the in !.!!; cent person one meets cu the street corner or the railroad train, always so ready to impart information and so po.-vitive in his assertions concerning matters he knows nothing about. To read this modern St. John one wculd imagine that America is a country of aged bridegrooms and youthful brides. We cannot imagine the young man, who took his turn facing the Hindenburg line, being afraid to assume the responsibility of making a living for a family. When a likely younf: man and pretty young girl get to making sheep's eyes at each other tha mere matter of how much salary it's going to take to buy a comfortable living for two cr more never gets a moments consideration; there are too many pleasanter things to think about. No doubt Hie ycung women St. John saw with elderly men merely looked young. There are many grandmothers today wearing short skirts, using rouge and having their hair bobbed. We think our critic would nest take another lock as he is a decidedly poor judge of age and beauty.

TT TS SUSPECTED that wooden heads had scmeibir.g to io with designing the wooden sh'ps.

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RESCUERS CUT THROUGH ZR-2 WRECKAGE IN HUNT FOR VICTIMS

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Rescue party cutting through fabric and steel of wrecked ZR-2.

Within a few minutes after the tenrhi's largest dirigible, the ZR-2, had plunged into the Humber river, near Hull, England, vo'.irtecis were diginK madly

into the wreckage in the vain hope of saving some of the crew

who plunged with the great bag been the last

when it exploded alter the framework had broken in two. The

ZR-2 had been flying thirty hoars. The flight was to have

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dirigible sailed for the United States.

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SOMEBODY could make A fortune if he c u'.d j--;tt the JIDliE t-f a i.aby contest AT a state fair TO put his head through a canvass I-'OIl tlie other mothers TO throw baacalis at. A doctor says th.it a man's face AT G'3 tells h!3 history Dll-.T and thinkir-s i IT d.-.esn't if he ke-.-ps It shut up. IT takes a jvr of marib-d life AND a yelling baby to make a

1IGIIFALTI bilue come down out of the CLOVDS and act human. NOIIODV can make us b'lleve THAT man, not woman IS the slave of style AS long: as ht. -persons refuse TO run around !n short pants. A Cleveland baby two years old HAS fallen heir to CO barrels cf WHISKEY to be delivered WHEX he Is 21 TIIEHE will probably be a large A TT E X D A X C ' E ut Ms birthday I'AHTY 19 years hence. A BO IT now, father, who has been LETTING in files all summer HAS the Job of driving them out. AND money was nevtr so TIGHT that there wasn't n.r.vTY of it for l'Eon.u to put into a (HOOKED Investment scheme.

THE statement that two can LIVE on the same AMOl'XT of money as one will no LONGER excite mirth now THAT a street railway man TESTIFIES that a bachelor motorman NEEDS a larger income THAN' the motorman with a family. WHAT has become of the o. f. man WHO had a red nose? IX nusia sugar is said TO cost J 2.0 00 a pound TICVT'S a little more than we

I'AID for It dtrinyr the vv.ir. THE aerage citizen SliEMS to be trying to save ENOIGII on shoes TO pay the rent on his tome. AXOTHEIl nice thinp ADOl'T prohibition is that you are NOT likely to drop dead

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IP" Anta und their eggs o welL !m4 A 35 rent package makes one quart fe5 tnouch to kill million and contain) if a patei.t spout free to tf them in the If; hard-to-tr' t-ot places. Your Drusrci.t Al has it oi- can u t it for you, or mailed prepaid o'l receii t cf price by the 0VT CHEMICAL CO., Terre Haute, lad. Geuuina I'. l- Q- never pedditd.

1 How many han'li d'ea a, lov1n 'up )l .1 v? 2 How inu'-h of the r,rl crlTial timber larii ? the Unlied :tat. ! (or.e? 3 What Is a nkuvnr? 4 On "Ahfit mountain A 'A Muse get the Command tr.:n!i? 5 What part of a wheel Is & periphery? 6 What Is the per capita, circulation uf money now? 7 What sort of a ifjf- Is a piggln'' 5 What Is a postrn irafe'' 9 What Is a pos'humoas publication? I'j How long 1b the Potomac river? ASTSWZK.S TO YE8TIEDAT8 QVESTION3 1 What does It cost to bring the body of a V. S. Bold.Vr homo from France? Ar,. About JSOn. 2 lad the f.r&t prin'Kl cop:es of the. Declaration of Independency contain the names of all the slwri? Answer. Klr;?t copies contained or.lv the r.ames of the president of congress and the bt-cretary. 3 With whom are v.'. '.Is left? An With the clerk of the probate court of a county. 4 What were star s-hells like? Ans They were like Korean cjtndlea. o W'l.'i was '.he Srat monk to be tlevatid to the piracy? At. a. Cresory I In what 'ountr.'es do i.-.en still carry parasols? Ai.s. In Asiatic countries. 7 Does the porto:- department allow papers that have been pinned tot-ether to be eer.t throufh the ir.atis? Ar.s. No Papers rr.-st be faatencl with Borriethlr.g whinh Is not liable to Injure the f.nisers of rr.aillr.?- clerks. 8 Who wrote, "For all sad words of tongue or ten, the saddest are these It might have teen?" Ar s. Whittler in Maud Muiler. 5 Where are the Koottn mountalna? Ans. In Montana. 10 Which state !s known as "011 Dominion?" Ans. Vlrjr.r.-.a.

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Uw. "T snfTerC'l torriMy overy month, anl was always tired and nerro'J5, ar

iial Hi'U.iffstK-:i, a:.d fu-:i roind not do a tmn?r. 1 was this -way about

then I found a book of yours, and mamma told me to try tho. Compound. So I got a bottle of. Lvdl.t E. 1 'ink ham's Vegetable Compound, and it cort-amly worked v.Tnd-rs with me. I Lave taken ix bottles of it, and am still taking ir, when I f.-.d tho need of it. I have already recommended it to a number of worl.ir., girls, who are taking- it. I am working now, and stand up all day ;;,:id f- fl ilne. I am glad ro say that l'inkham's medicine did a I it for l.v.t and f( ,r my mothe r, ai. 1 wo only wish we had taken it a long time before Kose S.-iiceff, Annunciation bt., ."ew Orleans, La,

rinhis letter is but one cf a great number received every year froin v.-omen, youncf and old. and from almost ever' walk cf lite. These letters testify to the merit of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Coin pound. Miss School!' works lor her living, but on account of sickness was obliged to stay at home for two years. During this period fhesnffeied terribly at times. She tried several medicines without

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