Hammond Times, Volume 14, Number 166, Hammond, Lake County, 3 January 1921 — Page 4

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Tt lAk County Tiius IXOly except Saturday and undy. iintred C the jcntotiico iu Hammond, .'um -. iie. The Time Et Chlcucco-Jndiac. Harbor. ,1M1 oipt eKinday. Entered . the poatofflce la Kuvi Ca.vag, No. tin. ior U. mi. Vh Lake County Times SuturOay Mr .1 Weekly Kditien. nTroi at lb poitolTlce in Hmirioi.d, t'.irury . The Gary KventD Tlmea Lu!y e-e-kt Muodoy. lintired t the oCuClw In Gnry, April 1', 1211. All uoder -he net of Jdaxcu U. li. as ??cond-clie natter.

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0ry Office- le'..phon 1X1 NftMsa & Thompson. Bast c'iucajro Te.-i;!m? 31 Kutt Chtoo tThe Tm 1 l.-4.i.no 3tI tcdlana Harbor (Reporter and Class Adv...Tt!fiM"itadua Hrbor (News Ieler) Tt I. 1 l-u-. Wnrua felryhone !0-M Cram Point . Tel.-phono 4 If yon have ny troubJn setting Thk T m:'' make comI'Uint immediately to th Circulation Department. Huntuon4 (pirtve t e-x.cJMLrre) 31i". 3101, 3101 (C)l for wbtiUver deptu-tmnr.t wn.uted.) NOTICE TO SUBSCRIBERS. If yevi fiidl to receive your copy of Tb Timbs s r-.mrtlr yo havt In the past, piense da not think It hi betm loot or was not aent on tf.ne. Remember Dint th mall ervtce is not what it up-1 U he "'d - complaints nr. fvrjnl from many sources about th ir,n and uia.l ser. ri Tm Timbs has Increased its rna.lmt: ju pnieut is trtvtn earnestly to rwich lis iratrous ou tinn. He prompt IB .msinA u -when you it" not set jour ltipir and wc wlU act promptly.

HOPE IN RUSSIA'S PLIGHT. Europe almost generally an.i America in particular ,fe agreed that, the only hope f pormar.t pea. e m Europe lies in t.hf overthrow of t lie s-c it t novwnmt of Russia. The government hai proved its tncayuctt to care for Its own peopie, and It has given amide dem.onatratlon of its hostility toward the forms u' Kovo:urueot in other nations. Recent dispatches from Uut-aU an.: adjotnii.g countries would seui to Indicate that the U l.-hev ist novemment growing in bad repute with the masses of Russians, who are said to be facing the winter niih dread, for hunger an derivation are certain to exact a terrible toll of lives. The only thine that ran' keen Russia from weaving Poland vut hy sheer force of numbers is the probability tl st the Russian people are so heart sick uf the war and rhe condition into which bolshevism Has pl'inged -hem, that thev will rebel against earryink; on a onfii. t that cauws them still greater s-ufferine. There must be r. lin.i t the extent to vh.ch any peoyV wtll pernur. their, iva-i -r- to arr them i iu th: depths of national misery.

THE RIGHT TO WORK. In a fre country there- can be no mom: r! t,f !';e right to work. Nor. in a stable government, can there re aay failure of the government in the performance of its duty to protect its citizens in the exercise of their right to pursue legitimate ccoupatiom; for the suppoit rf themfelvea and their tarailie;-. The autocrat must go, whether in office or out whether leader of a political organization or of a labor organizatirn.

THE ICELAND FAIR. The World's Fair which it is pre po.ed to hold iu J Ireland next year wili hardl' attract the crowds that came, to similar exposltiou.s la America, but at least it ! will rv? to let the rest of niaukind know hotnethiug j of a too little advertised country. j let-land Is as pocrly named as Greenlaud. thoae j

i.iiiiiiuii wiiu iimii isi; assun, iir anuougu t lo t;ue that the lanii of tlu; sages is no stranger t.) thn bh-akest of arctic, weather, i has Its pleasant aona, end its peopie are b no means ignorant KaquluiKUX. The exodus from Scandinavia tu Iceland a thousand yoars ago presents one of the mo.st romantic spectacles of hII history. i'he exiles, refusing to submit. to the domination of Hnrcld Fairfax, fled from Norway :-nd they and their deseeudauts foutnied a republic uf mo mean pretensions in statecraft. It was not a democracy, bucIi as the t'nited States, but an aristocratic republic, to be ruled by the wiHest and most Just men. Unhappily, the pioneers eeuld not alwityr. agree aa to who was wisest and who mott just, and when they disagreed they fought. So the republic was a failure. Hut it whs a brave failure, and if the emissaries of the nations do iudoe.l Kather at the Thingvalla. the plateau hacred with Island memories, or at Hekjavik. the capital, the world 'vi!l dcubi less find as much to learn from Iceland, is belaud has to learn from the world.

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11'' Til T YOl'NG man in the et;Pf whr rejected a million dollar inheritance would accept the judgmen most iiersons, he is craxy as a loon. A YOI'NG MAN should not become T jo fcerious with the ivhosf idea of a good time 1 to spend hid money.

AS LOXU AS a ma u s wife can keep him guecsing she neeed not wcrry about the Influence of oilier women; no man likes monoUmv.

WHKX A MAX examines his ruu-of-mine fuel he is convinced that these ate slack times iu the coa) trade.

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A LOT OK perfectly good jails aie being giveu ivcr to the reaches, while bootleggers and crooks infest the land.

GREAT MEN. Tn his tlU w-ell known calendar of the worlds greet men. from the dawn of history dewn to about 1620, Auguste Comte included only C.rf names. And to get this number he included such tiny stars r.B the American novelist; Fennimore Cooper, the English dramatist, Thomas Otway, and the Italian composer, Donizetti. That many men who miasf. be called preat are net recognized is one conclusion that may be drawn from ihis. DoubtleRs this is true today. The man who invented the typewriter has affected the lives of millions. Judged toy the benefits he has conferred this inventor might well be called grear. But how many know that the typewriter was devised by Chrii.-ti.phet- Latham Sholes. a collector of customs it Milwaukee, iu 1 St7? That recognition of greatness is an accident is another conclusion to he drawn from the oM list of the world's great men. Men are much alike. hcwev--r greatly their achievements may vary. Greatness, one may conclude, is merely a label attached to a few who ire little different from their fellows whom none calls Kreat TEE "BLUE LAWS" HOAX. Some of the gentlemen who are talking s-o glibly nt what they fear to be a movement, mr tiie revival of Ibe "blue laws" of New England cught to look up the tubJeet and ascertain whether there ever were such ridiculous Btatutes br that forbidding a man to kiss his wife on Sunday to choose one that they are especially load of Quoting. The origin of the pharse is to lie traced to a satirical pamphlet bearing 'he title. "The Llue 7&WS of Connecticut." issued in 1 by the Rev. Hamuel Petera, his purpose being to poke a little good natured fun at the lawmakers of the day. The pamphlet enjoyed a iarce r.ircu 'ation as a work of humor. Apropos cf the latent agitation for trlcter Sunday iaws, some of our modern humorists have been perpetrating burlesques just as broad as those of Mr. Peters Centuries hence will credulous folk dig up these satirical articles and regard them as gospel truth?

THE AVERAGE taxpayer should warm up to Representative Mondell, who would have posterity do its share on the war debt.

LKNINE AND Trotzky may banish money, as proposed, but the Russians will probably find something else rs Lhe toot of evil. THE FARMS should look better to a lot of city rlwflicrs by the pening of the f-eason for spring plowing.

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PRESIDENT WILSON will be succeeded by a man 1 who plays golf, but he is not known to have any other j bad habits. j

THE: NEXT important thing to decide Is whether mince pie is a beverage within the meang of the Volstead law.

CHINA IS SAID to be taking up American jazz. Playing jazz records backward should not hurt the music much.

MANY PERSONS act as if they would rather be without money thau get the reputation of being tightwads.

SOMETIMES ONE feels that he cculd place as much confidence in an ouija board as a board composed c f some men.

THE FARMER doesn't have where he Is getting his.

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IT WILL HE a disappointment, to Germany if the English succeed in pacifying the Irish. THAT GOOD OLD friend. The American dollar, is showing signs of coming into its own again.

THIS ATTEMPT to make Sunday another blue day of the week is making some folks see red.

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DID you ever r.otio! that A GIRL, of 20 will try to act like A WIDOAV of 40 and a widow of -n WIIA try to act like a girl of -i'. AX OTHER advantage in Icing married is that no mailer WHETHER it. Is chilhliio's ,.r I'RKKI.V heat that hurts vow. y,.j t'W always blame U on oiir wile IT seems to br HI MAX nature to Urn f...r the unattainable AMI we ni'iee a we MOVE thoughtfu'i'y a-icut :n MIXED company THAT no one looks rnoi k is.-a n'.c THAX an unklssahle person. XX E don't k n e w m s 1 c ' 1 Hl'T w do kn.w tii.'ir t iicre ItOOXt for every hody in this world THE trouble Is that

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wonrj 'e-Hlio! is saliva? -What it th.o o!ue-t roiico for women in th vori.1?

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indebted to t!ie Arab.nns? 1" Who v.f. o-i : ilrn j oet laureate

ham. Ala., has ten so rarnd becau'e of its eitfmsivp iron works. 10 Why is the- earth not harmed by the seven and one-half million meteor met daily? Answer: Brause the air a"ts s a shield and offers eo much frirtlonal resistano that the meteors are hurned up before thy reach the earth.

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X E sappoe tha; o,,; there in ( AliroilMA where t;;ry have that XVOMJEIIKI-I, climate ,,n,i fl!VS ITEAD of rarthquak s AX one suffering fr.-ni influenKa OH rvn frcm il..t,;,v- pneumonia OR thr.t Ul.TflelXIEREI.V has a flight eold.

THERE ARE not so many hypocrites as you might j imagine few persons say they like tc pay taxes. j

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1 Wl.irh ,11,1 (,f th stomach is the pylor.c end? Answer: The end which loins f'li the 1 :i i o-; , - , or the Uiwcr end. e.'l'l' d the r-y loeio Pin!. 2 VVho v.-as th' founder of Maryland? Anwer: vc, i.'-i 1 v.-1 ;.. Lord Pa i time re, r --iv,t the trint of Maryland in lrt-'J. 3h- hp to. d the possession for ITenrle tt a 'M.o-;-. (jurru of KnRland. " How tunny s.h';ers did KnRland fori t 1 the Vntie.i ,tatr . dur;r.g the war of the re o", nt o '-, .' Answer: Knelan.l sent. IK'.d'O infantry and " U , 0 1 i . senmen to the Fi::'e, Slates during the Tf voiu'ion. --XX'h-n did 'n;rr "d"t.t the National I'. ir.k stem? Aii'wrr: 'i'he sjsfem w.i j ador-teii m 1 v r. 1 . The ait provides thai n.it in; ,! hanks rna.y be orrrnniz'd l,v jm nut-ihrr e-f peoplo. net loss than five. .' Wh.a t is the i..-. r. t a of r.u;-e gold ill the Ci;;ioi Stat.s ohl cdns?

1 By what nam was, TreTand known to the I'.omanj and Greeks? 2 What tribe of American Indian known as the "FIv Nations?" 2 Mlio was the first Russian sovereign to he crowned as O.ar? 4 Where do we get "vegetable ivory? 5 "What is "jet?" 6 X-hat was the fnte of Toan of Are? " V'hen was the Johnstown Fiood" and what was the loss of life? S What state, is-eoprarhically, i 1)1 entr of the Arrertean Vnion? P-tn what year did Captahi Kicid e; J7ro"i for defendinp New TorW. ln X"i'h'io arc th.. Kong mountains

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'' e. nil rioug-,1 it stn; aur.eies 101 a -wnrt city is known : tie. ntiif. ' i.e K 1 -'-'0 -1 1 r ; ! i h niri nun; of Julv T. jti;" of the- south" Answer: P;i miUK

BRINGING UP BILL a lst resort- By A. Task IVi IN T tUEE V GONNA I ) OO NOW IS Vf 1 M I Pl0,NOE"E y bo BILL y. ToWAiTTlLL MV U-n rs j M -r I ! ! WA rry

ANSWERS TO TESTISDATS QTJZSTTOWTS 1 Wliat are the three f,-reat elasses of rocks? An(;or: Utpou.i Vocks; sedimentary reeks and mctamorpluc rock..!. - What rrusrs rainfall? Answer: P-ainfall is eatised hy whatever lowers the, temperature ' of the air and causes the watery anor with which the ar is saturated, to form a liauid state. 3 What charm is the turqfloise surfosed to have? Answer: Tt is n-'Se-'d t'-i -io;rrt the owner as:ain; rllseae. 4 What is sapo." Answer: T is stareh nbt.-niicil from the. sims of palms. - Will seeds crow after being: VT. many years? Answer: Seeds may h" kept for many years and then he triad to germinate. 1 "ASIiat frrr furnisher food fr.r 'i.

I -ot nis- An- r: Mulberry trees at e I eul'ivate,! in the ohl world In order I that silk worms may feed upon the leases. j T Wliat i a ' a ? Answer: Tt Is (one ,f the d;estive fluids and Is mamly the roodu. t of the salviary jr'ands. j What is the oldest college for-

"oil-en in tio world ? Answer: Th. XVi s'eyan female college; near Macon. 1 l"-irf ia. '' In lit'i t hema ic for what ore tt indebted to the Arah'ans? Answer: V -

I r indebted for the numerals now i a j use anei for tie-, dev. jopntent of algebts (and trigonometry.

-,d tio was the first poet laureai.' Answer: Fldmund Ppeneer. 13S1-15??

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-NAMED i'iiESIDENT OF INTERNATIONAL BASEBALL LEAGUE

John Conwtr Ttflle. John Conway Toole, chief counsel for tha National league since 1911. Xvas recently elected president of thie International league. The league is to be knom in the frture a the New International learue. T"o! -alary will be $10,00U a year. His contract ruo five y;rs.